Thriller Waah! Life Ho Toh Aisi - The Merchant Of Death ( COMPLETED )

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WLHTA - The Serpent Of Underworld

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[andyking302]

Update-533(Red John)

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Master Emo ne 2 tehniya coconut ki todi dono par he 5-5 coconuts they jo jyaada nahi they but enough they iss journey k liye..

Emo-Tumne bola first of all, toh orr bhi koi kaam hain tumhe mujhse???

Main-Oh yes.. Yes again sahi yaad dilaya..Or kaam bhi hai mujhe..

Emo-Kya??

Main-First of all remember ye baat hum dono se kissi teesre bandey k pass galati se bhi gayi toh it'll be bad trust me i am that person jisse tum dhoka nahi dena caahoge i know you have powers and all but i have some powers of my own also.. Issliye keep this between us..

Emo-Ok.. Kya caahiye..?

Main-Red John ko jaantey ho tum??

Emo-Red John ko bhalla kon nahi jaanta..

Main - Yeah, so news aarahi hain ki woh active hochuka hai kaafi hadd takk, or uska agla main target hai Pakistan yaa India 50-50 hai ki uska next plan kahan hoga.. Toh tumhe usse kaise bhi karke India ko choose karne par majjburr karna hai or India mein bhi North India Yaani Delhi and Maximum Haryana..

Emo-What?? Why?? And main kaise karunga bhalla ye??Main thodi usko jaanta hun..

Main-Ofcourse tum usko nahi jaantey..

Emo-Toh fir??

Main-Uske bhai ko toh jaantey ho naa tum..Haina!

Emo-What?? Ye tumhe kaise pata..

Main - You know main khaali baitha research he karta rehta hun mujhe jo bhi mille usase.. Or woh research NASA level ki hoti hai and meri research k according tum uske bhai ko theek se jaantey ho jo HOD ka ex member reh chuka hai..So tumhe ustak ye message pohanchaana hai.. Bus simple.

Emo-First of all uske bhai takk message bhejke faayda kya woh Red John k business se durr rehta hai, he doesnt give a fuck so usko message bhejke faayda kya..

Main-You are 1000% right woh Red John se durr rehta hai in some ways but what if main tumhe bataaun ki abki baar woh uske bhai kaa master planner hai yaani woh John k sath judd chuka hai..

Emo - What??Ye tumhe kaise pata??

Main-Lambi story hai next time aaunga toh bataunga.. Tum or bolo kya dikat hai..

Emo - Ok secondly main usko itana bhi nahi jaanta like professionally jaanta hun not personally..Tum Norman ko kyun nahi boltey ye kaam karne ko, Norman uska boss tha usko theek se jaanta bhi hai..

Main-Are you serious,?? Tumhe lagta hai master Norman mera ye kaam karenge?? Ulta mujhe jail mein bandh kardenge wohlog.. Or tum professionally jaantey ho woh bahot hai tumhe bus message he bhejna hai. Ki " Haryana Prime target hai pure world ki najar India mein ab haryana par hai kyunki haryana bahot jyaada rapidly develop horaha hai Haryana is the New Hub of North India ". Bus ye message bhejdo..

Emo-Ok..but tumhe pata haina isme wahaan k saikdon maybe hajaaron log maare jaaenge..

Main-Oh yeah of course..

Emo-Or tum still ye kar rahe ho??Why??

Main-Reason nahi pucho..

Emo-Ok. Red John jaise kaam karta hai uss hissab se sabse pehle woh tumhari family ko he target karega haryana mein firr??

Main-Nahi karega..

Emo - Or ye tum kaise keh shaktey ho??

Main-Because i know.. Dont worry about it.. Tumhe bus itana karna hai..

Emo-You are sick.. Tum literally Asia k most dangerous serial killer ko apne ghar mein bhej rahe ho.. Are you insane??

Main-Yes..Mujhe ye kyun kaise or kab karna hai woh sab matt pucho bus itana he karo..

Emo-OK.. But badle mein mujhe kya millega??

Main-Are you serious??First prison se then iss Island se bahaar nikaal dunga woh kya kam hai..

Emo-Woh toh dusare kaa kaam hai.. Tum kya doge..?

Main-Oh Hello.. Woh plan mera tha literally mera.. Mine..Or fir bhi tumhe kuch chahiye toh for sure maang lena jo caahiye.. Lekin let me warn you mujhse maang k koi kabhi khuss raha nahi hai..

Emo-Deal..

Main-Deal..

Emo-You are really something else.. Really something else..

Main-Yeah.. But don't worry wohlog ko toh waise bhi maar he dene waala tha John, fir caahe woh Delhi maare, Mumbai Kolkata yaa Karachi.. Marrna toh tha he, bus ab haryana mein marr lenge farak yahi hai. Balki yahaan kam marenge..

Emo-Tum ye sab kar kaise letey ho jabki tumhare dusare versions iske aas pass bhi soch nahi paatey..

Main-You know i am just better wohlog ye befaltu k plans wagairaah sochte rehtey hain jabki main unse uppar kaa sochta hun jo woh nahi sochtey.. Wohlog ki capacity bus ye sab missions karne takk ki he hain woh bus missions he karna caahtey hai Puri jindagi, jabki main...

Emo-Tum kya?? Tum kya caahtey ho??

Main-Nothing.. Not a thing.. Jaan jaaoge toh darr jaaoge..

Yeah yeah yeah i know i know 3.0 kameena hai lichadd hai ghatiya hai shaitan hai, believe me i know but kya karein mere plans bhi jaruri hain.. And yes yes yes Red John mera he ek plan tha not even plan woh mere he plan kaa ek chota sa hissa tha the so called biggest serial killer of Asia.. Hahahaaha.. Poor guy think he owns this tag..

Continued..

Sala kya rapchik update diyela hey bhidu, ye aise bich mey zatke kay ko derla hey bhidu sala 3.0 RD ko bheja tha kya fadu Adami mey kaise aisa soch sakta hey ohhh

 

[andyking302]

Update-534 (Still Here)
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534

Main-Woh sab Chhodo deal hogayi, ab chalo yahaan se suru karenge humlog.. lets start swimming.. 9-10 baje hain lets try dopehar 3-4k bich humlog ye sea cross karlein agar aisa hota hai toh humlog ko hopefully aaj shyaam ko he koi ship mill shakti hai... Yahaan se utana hard nahi hoga kyunki seedha swim karna hai and distance bhi almost 2-4 kilometre kam hogaya wahan se.. Bus dhyaan rahe thakk jaao toh rukk jaana hero nahi banana itane cold water mein hero banoge toh behosh hotey time nahi lagega.. Or coconut tab he open karna jab pyaas puri lagi ho or open kartey he pura pee jaana kyunki baadmein toh sea water ghull mill jaaega usme..harr ghantey 1 Coconut jaruri hai..

Emo-I got you.. Tum apna dhyaan rakhna..

Main - Don't worry about me.. Not at all.. Lets go..On 3..2...1.Go...

Maine ek lambi sans lee and kudd gaya paani mein, and jaatey he mujhe realise hua ki yes paani bahot thanda tha and it'll be a huge problem.. But koi naa seh lenge..

Mera plan simple tha suruwaat mein speed se swimming karna then medium speed par then fir slow speed par and then water break.. Or ye best strategy thi.. Pehle 2 ghantey takk sab set tha humlog 8-9 kilometre aachuke they ekmaatar issue tha water bahot cold tha jo mere mind k sath khilwaad kar raha tha you know brain freeze hota haina jab kuch thanda khaalo toh bus waisa he kuch horaha tha and that was bad.. Or mujhe samjh aagaya tha ki mujhe ye journey se pehle he jaana padega.. Fucking hell.. Bhenchod Regan kaa kya hoga fir?? No.. No.. Aise toh maja he kirkira hojaega.. But maine Quota pura kar jarur liya.. But Regan ko maarne mein jo maja tha woh inn sabse jyaada hone waala tha.. But unfortunately mere hath mein kuch tha nahi.. Fuck.. Kya karun?? Fight karun?? Yaa chhod dun kyun energy waste ki..

Maine finally decide kiya ki yeah 2.0 ko aane deta hun laddke kya faayda.. Usase ladd bhi lunga toh ye paani se kaise launga.. Fuck this.. Ab time tha jaane kaa..

Main-(Chilaake) Master.. Master.. Hello..

Emo - Yeah.. Kya hua??

Main - Sambhaalna mujhe jarra..

Emo-Why??

Main-I can't stay, jaana padega..

Emo - Ok.. Thats.. Thats good..

Main - Hehehhe.. Very funny. Suno deal yaad rakhna don't fuck me over.. See You around..

Ye boltey he main turant paani k niche gaya and turant he kissi ne mujhe waapis uppar khincha..

Main-Holy fuck.. Fucking shit.. Bhenchod itana jaldi waapis?? Kam se kam ye samundar toh cross kardeta.. Fucking hell i am freezing..

Emo-You are the most weird person i have ever seen you know that??

Main-Yeah.. I get that a lot.. Fucking hell.. What happened?? Tell me everything.. Kya kiya ussne??

Emo-Well for starters ussne almost 20 cannibals ko bahot he bhayanak moutt maara ek sath and then ussne literally ek arrow ko hawa mein pakkad liya.. Like hawa mein.. Could you believe that??

Main - Yeah i can believe that aise he 3.0 naa hai woh.. Or kuch?? Kuch bataaya ussne??

Emo-Nothing specially.. He is very rude..

Main-Sorry about that.. Mujhe lag raha tha woh minimum 2_3 din k liye toh aaya he hai..

Emo-Same koi weakness show nahi kar raha tha woh and now achanak chala gaya..

Main-thats good actually.. Kya plan banaya ussne??

Emo-Yahi ki bina water humlog ye swim kar nahi paaenge and then uppar se humlog left side swim karne ki bajaae left chalke then straight swim kar rahe hain jo easy hai..

Main-That's good. Or kuch kaha ussne mere baare mein??

Emo-Naah! he was busy killing people..

Maine apni jebb se woh bache hue leaves nikaale and chabaane laga...

Emo-Wait tum ye kyun khaa rahe ho ab??

Main-These are good..

Emo-Oh ofcourse ye tum he ho.. Right?? 3.0..

Main-Yep..

Emo-Mera test le rahe they tum??

Main-Nahi actually main jaane waala tha because ye thanda paani mere brain k sath khel raha hai or uski wajah se main jaa he raha tha ki mujhe yaad aaya ki meri jebb mein ye leaves hain still issliye main jaaney se kuch seconds pehle waapis aagaya ab aaya toh socha tumhara test bhi le he lun.. But guess what you passed..

Emo-I never dishonor my deals..

Main-That's good.. Lets go.

So good news ye hai ki Emo ko trust kar shakta hun main or really mujhe aisa banda mill gaya tha jiska intejaar tha mujhe he is smart intelligent and powerful jo bahot achi baat thi.. Second good news ye thi ki main still yahaan hun, Ye leaves ne bacha liya mujhe warna main chala he jaata.. Ab ye leaves dusron ko bahot mehngi padne waali thi. For real..

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खतरनाक update bhidu ye to test test khel raha hey sahi hey

 

[andyking302]

Update-535(SHIP???)
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Leaves khaane k baad mere liye ye journey orr easy hogayi mera mind ab cold se utana effected nahi tha or humne finally 5-6 hours k baad woh journey complete kar bhi lee thi kyunki humein saamne woh Island kaa beach najar aaraha tha.. And finally humlog beach k uppar aae toh ye Island pehle waale island se bahot different looking tha like ye utana dangerous lag nahi raha tha , trees wagairaah bhi jyaada nahi they..

Main-Holy fuck finally..

Emo-Finally..

Main-Perfect timing chal rahi hai humaari.. Kuch derr rest leke chaltey hain firr..

Emo-Ok..

Humne 15-20 minutes rest liya sachmein swimming itani tiring nahi thi but conditions bahot tiring thi but humne kar liya tha that was important..Rest k baad humlog chal paddey Island k dusari taraf jahaan se humein ships mil shakti thi.. Humlog beach k uppar se he chal rahe they kyunki woh easy tha and humlog ships ko bhi spot kar shaktey they easily.. Humlog agle 3 ghantey takk chaltey rahe and humlog quickly distance cover bhi kar rahe they shyaam hone he waali thi 6 k aas pass kaa time tha or mujhe ab tension hone lagi thi ki agle 1 ghantey takk agar humein ship nahi milli koi toh raatko kuch nahi millega jo ek or issue tha itane ghantey bina baat waste hojaaenge mere or itane ghantey i dont think khaali baitha seh paunga main not at all.

Chaltey - 2 thakaan hone lagi toy Ab humne 4-5 minute kaa rest lena theek samjha..

Main-Woh aage jo top dikh raha haina wahaan rest lenge wahaan se hum aage kaa bhi dekh paaenge..

Emo-Yeah..

Humlog thakke haare uss sand k hill par pohanchey or Emo toh wahin baith gaya tha lekin mujhe baithtey time kuch aisa dikha jisse dekh k meri saari thakaan durr hogayi, kyunki saamne Sea mein ek badi c ship thi jo ek jagah khaddi thi humse kareeb 2 kilometre durr hogi woh sea mein lekin uski kuch choti boats Sea k andar thi or humse jyaada durr nahi thi.

Main-Lets go lets go..

Ye sunte he main or master dono bhaage chilaatey hue..

Main-(Chilaake) Hey.. Heyyy.. Help.. HELP.. HELPPPP..

Humlog kutto ki tarah bhaage, 5 choti choti boats thi or thankfully unmein se 2 boats kaa munh humaari he taraf tha or un dono ne he ek sath humein spot kiya, or apne walkie talkie par baat karne lage toh humlog rukk gaye..

Main-Please.. Bhenchod please aajao..

Or jaise he unhe ship se confirmation mill gayi woh dono he humaari taraf aane lage..

Emo-Yesss.. Yessss..

Humlog excitement mein sea mein kudd gaye or unki taraf swim karne lage..And finally boats humaare pass aai or hum dono pehli he boat mein chadd gaye..

Main-Thanks... Thanks.. Thank you so much..

Woh ek Japanese banda tha and Japanese he ship tha ye, humlog Japanese controlled area mein they..

Aadmi-What you do here??

Main-We lost.. Our helicopter crashed in jungle..

Aadmi-Helicopter.. Crash.. Oh. Where you go?

Main-Japan..

Aadmi-Japan we japan, we take you japan.

Ussne apni tutti futti English mein humein dilaasha diya..

Main-Thank you..

Humlog Ship k pass aae toh i think ye Fisherman ki ship thi,.. Boat uppar jaane waali seedhi k pass aake rukki..

Aadmi-Go..go..

Main uppar chaddne laga toh uppar i think ship k sab workers humein ektakk ghurrein..

Hum dono ship k uppar aaye toh ye sachmein fishing waalon ki Ship thi ye bade bade nets or bahot saare fish containers bharre they wahaan par.. Ab wahaan mojjud bheed ko cheertey hue uppar captain k cabin mein se ek typical Japanese banda hunaare pass aaya.. 40-45 ummar rahi hogi uski..Ye captain tha i guess is ship kaa..

Captain - English??

Main-Yeah.. We speak English..

Captain - What are you doing here??

Main-We are tourists we came to Japan on a trip and our helicopter crashed our pilot died and we survived till here..

Captain - Ok. Ok.. We saved you don't worry we will take you to Japan.. We were about to leave, you got lucky..

Main-Thank you captain thank you..

Captain - No worries.. Do you need anything?? Water?? food??

Main-Yes.. That'll be good..

Captain - Come with me..

Finally bc finally sans aaya hai..

Bhosdk sun sun sun yahaan ship par kissi ko nahi maarna hai remember.. Kissi ko bhi nahi Samjha.. Kissi ko bhi nahi.. Bhosdk maa chud jaaegi saare plan ki so don't kill anyone there, bus thoda control kar and you can kill Regan.. Bus control.. Warna sab chopat hojaaega..

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जबरदस्त लाजवाब update bhidu akhirkar ship mil hi gayi hey ab dekhna padega age kya hungama Macha deta hey 3.0

 

[Guffy]

Update-533(Red John)

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Master Emo ne 2 tehniya coconut ki todi dono par he 5-5 coconuts they jo jyaada nahi they but enough they iss journey k liye..

Emo-Tumne bola first of all, toh orr bhi koi kaam hain tumhe mujhse???

Main-Oh yes.. Yes again sahi yaad dilaya..Or kaam bhi hai mujhe..

Emo-Kya??

Main-First of all remember ye baat hum dono se kissi teesre bandey k pass galati se bhi gayi toh it'll be bad trust me i am that person jisse tum dhoka nahi dena caahoge i know you have powers and all but i have some powers of my own also.. Issliye keep this between us..

Emo-Ok.. Kya caahiye..?

Main-Red John ko jaantey ho tum??

Emo-Red John ko bhalla kon nahi jaanta..

Main - Yeah, so news aarahi hain ki woh active hochuka hai kaafi hadd takk, or uska agla main target hai Pakistan yaa India 50-50 hai ki uska next plan kahan hoga.. Toh tumhe usse kaise bhi karke India ko choose karne par majjburr karna hai or India mein bhi North India Yaani Delhi and Maximum Haryana..

Emo-What?? Why?? And main kaise karunga bhalla ye??Main thodi usko jaanta hun..

Main-Ofcourse tum usko nahi jaantey..

Emo-Toh fir??

Main-Uske bhai ko toh jaantey ho naa tum..Haina!

Emo-What?? Ye tumhe kaise pata..

Main - You know main khaali baitha research he karta rehta hun mujhe jo bhi mille usase.. Or woh research NASA level ki hoti hai and meri research k according tum uske bhai ko theek se jaantey ho jo HOD ka ex member reh chuka hai..So tumhe ustak ye message pohanchaana hai.. Bus simple.

Emo-First of all uske bhai takk message bhejke faayda kya woh Red John k business se durr rehta hai, he doesnt give a fuck so usko message bhejke faayda kya..

Main-You are 1000% right woh Red John se durr rehta hai in some ways but what if main tumhe bataaun ki abki baar woh uske bhai kaa master planner hai yaani woh John k sath judd chuka hai..

Emo - What??Ye tumhe kaise pata??

Main-Lambi story hai next time aaunga toh bataunga.. Tum or bolo kya dikat hai..

Emo - Ok secondly main usko itana bhi nahi jaanta like professionally jaanta hun not personally..Tum Norman ko kyun nahi boltey ye kaam karne ko, Norman uska boss tha usko theek se jaanta bhi hai..

Main-Are you serious,?? Tumhe lagta hai master Norman mera ye kaam karenge?? Ulta mujhe jail mein bandh kardenge wohlog.. Or tum professionally jaantey ho woh bahot hai tumhe bus message he bhejna hai. Ki " Haryana Prime target hai pure world ki najar India mein ab haryana par hai kyunki haryana bahot jyaada rapidly develop horaha hai Haryana is the New Hub of North India ". Bus ye message bhejdo..

Emo-Ok..but tumhe pata haina isme wahaan k saikdon maybe hajaaron log maare jaaenge..

Main-Oh yeah of course..

Emo-Or tum still ye kar rahe ho??Why??

Main-Reason nahi pucho..

Emo-Ok. Red John jaise kaam karta hai uss hissab se sabse pehle woh tumhari family ko he target karega haryana mein firr??

Main-Nahi karega..

Emo - Or ye tum kaise keh shaktey ho??

Main-Because i know.. Dont worry about it.. Tumhe bus itana karna hai..

Emo-You are sick.. Tum literally Asia k most dangerous serial killer ko apne ghar mein bhej rahe ho.. Are you insane??

Main-Yes..Mujhe ye kyun kaise or kab karna hai woh sab matt pucho bus itana he karo..

Emo-OK.. But badle mein mujhe kya millega??

Main-Are you serious??First prison se then iss Island se bahaar nikaal dunga woh kya kam hai..

Emo-Woh toh dusare kaa kaam hai.. Tum kya doge..?

Main-Oh Hello.. Woh plan mera tha literally mera.. Mine..Or fir bhi tumhe kuch chahiye toh for sure maang lena jo caahiye.. Lekin let me warn you mujhse maang k koi kabhi khuss raha nahi hai..

Emo-Deal..

Main-Deal..

Emo-You are really something else.. Really something else..

Main-Yeah.. But don't worry wohlog ko toh waise bhi maar he dene waala tha John, fir caahe woh Delhi maare, Mumbai Kolkata yaa Karachi.. Marrna toh tha he, bus ab haryana mein marr lenge farak yahi hai. Balki yahaan kam marenge..

Emo-Tum ye sab kar kaise letey ho jabki tumhare dusare versions iske aas pass bhi soch nahi paatey..

Main-You know i am just better wohlog ye befaltu k plans wagairaah sochte rehtey hain jabki main unse uppar kaa sochta hun jo woh nahi sochtey.. Wohlog ki capacity bus ye sab missions karne takk ki he hain woh bus missions he karna caahtey hai Puri jindagi, jabki main...

Emo-Tum kya?? Tum kya caahtey ho??

Main-Nothing.. Not a thing.. Jaan jaaoge toh darr jaaoge..

Yeah yeah yeah i know i know 3.0 kameena hai lichadd hai ghatiya hai shaitan hai, believe me i know but kya karein mere plans bhi jaruri hain.. And yes yes yes Red John mera he ek plan tha not even plan woh mere he plan kaa ek chota sa hissa tha the so called biggest serial killer of Asia.. Hahahaaha.. Poor guy think he owns this tag..

Continued..

RED JHON The myth The Chutiya The Bewkuf The Kam Akal khud ko bahot bada killer manta tha



Usko bulaya 3.0 ne aur udaya 2.0 ne bhai kya hi bolu kuch bacha hi nahi hai bolne ke liye apne pass bads extra ordinary update tha yeh next level par hai story ab waiting for next update

 

[RAAZ]

Update-533(Red John)

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533

Master Emo ne 2 tehniya coconut ki todi dono par he 5-5 coconuts they jo jyaada nahi they but enough they iss journey k liye..

Emo-Tumne bola first of all, toh orr bhi koi kaam hain tumhe mujhse???

Main-Oh yes.. Yes again sahi yaad dilaya..Or kaam bhi hai mujhe..

Emo-Kya??

Main-First of all remember ye baat hum dono se kissi teesre bandey k pass galati se bhi gayi toh it'll be bad trust me i am that person jisse tum dhoka nahi dena caahoge i know you have powers and all but i have some powers of my own also.. Issliye keep this between us..

Emo-Ok.. Kya caahiye..?

Main-Red John ko jaantey ho tum??

Emo-Red John ko bhalla kon nahi jaanta..

Main - Yeah, so news aarahi hain ki woh active hochuka hai kaafi hadd takk, or uska agla main target hai Pakistan yaa India 50-50 hai ki uska next plan kahan hoga.. Toh tumhe usse kaise bhi karke India ko choose karne par majjburr karna hai or India mein bhi North India Yaani Delhi and Maximum Haryana..

Emo-What?? Why?? And main kaise karunga bhalla ye??Main thodi usko jaanta hun..

Main-Ofcourse tum usko nahi jaantey..

Emo-Toh fir??

Main-Uske bhai ko toh jaantey ho naa tum..Haina!

Emo-What?? Ye tumhe kaise pata..

Main - You know main khaali baitha research he karta rehta hun mujhe jo bhi mille usase.. Or woh research NASA level ki hoti hai and meri research k according tum uske bhai ko theek se jaantey ho jo HOD ka ex member reh chuka hai..So tumhe ustak ye message pohanchaana hai.. Bus simple.

Emo-First of all uske bhai takk message bhejke faayda kya woh Red John k business se durr rehta hai, he doesnt give a fuck so usko message bhejke faayda kya..

Main-You are 1000% right woh Red John se durr rehta hai in some ways but what if main tumhe bataaun ki abki baar woh uske bhai kaa master planner hai yaani woh John k sath judd chuka hai..

Emo - What??Ye tumhe kaise pata??

Main-Lambi story hai next time aaunga toh bataunga.. Tum or bolo kya dikat hai..

Emo - Ok secondly main usko itana bhi nahi jaanta like professionally jaanta hun not personally..Tum Norman ko kyun nahi boltey ye kaam karne ko, Norman uska boss tha usko theek se jaanta bhi hai..

Main-Are you serious,?? Tumhe lagta hai master Norman mera ye kaam karenge?? Ulta mujhe jail mein bandh kardenge wohlog.. Or tum professionally jaantey ho woh bahot hai tumhe bus message he bhejna hai. Ki " Haryana Prime target hai pure world ki najar India mein ab haryana par hai kyunki haryana bahot jyaada rapidly develop horaha hai Haryana is the New Hub of North India ". Bus ye message bhejdo..

Emo-Ok..but tumhe pata haina isme wahaan k saikdon maybe hajaaron log maare jaaenge..

Main-Oh yeah of course..

Emo-Or tum still ye kar rahe ho??Why??

Main-Reason nahi pucho..

Emo-Ok. Red John jaise kaam karta hai uss hissab se sabse pehle woh tumhari family ko he target karega haryana mein firr??

Main-Nahi karega..

Emo - Or ye tum kaise keh shaktey ho??

Main-Because i know.. Dont worry about it.. Tumhe bus itana karna hai..

Emo-You are sick.. Tum literally Asia k most dangerous serial killer ko apne ghar mein bhej rahe ho.. Are you insane??

Main-Yes..Mujhe ye kyun kaise or kab karna hai woh sab matt pucho bus itana he karo..

Emo-OK.. But badle mein mujhe kya millega??

Main-Are you serious??First prison se then iss Island se bahaar nikaal dunga woh kya kam hai..

Emo-Woh toh dusare kaa kaam hai.. Tum kya doge..?

Main-Oh Hello.. Woh plan mera tha literally mera.. Mine..Or fir bhi tumhe kuch chahiye toh for sure maang lena jo caahiye.. Lekin let me warn you mujhse maang k koi kabhi khuss raha nahi hai..

Emo-Deal..

Main-Deal..

Emo-You are really something else.. Really something else..

Main-Yeah.. But don't worry wohlog ko toh waise bhi maar he dene waala tha John, fir caahe woh Delhi maare, Mumbai Kolkata yaa Karachi.. Marrna toh tha he, bus ab haryana mein marr lenge farak yahi hai. Balki yahaan kam marenge..

Emo-Tum ye sab kar kaise letey ho jabki tumhare dusare versions iske aas pass bhi soch nahi paatey..

Main-You know i am just better wohlog ye befaltu k plans wagairaah sochte rehtey hain jabki main unse uppar kaa sochta hun jo woh nahi sochtey.. Wohlog ki capacity bus ye sab missions karne takk ki he hain woh bus missions he karna caahtey hai Puri jindagi, jabki main...

Emo-Tum kya?? Tum kya caahtey ho??

Main-Nothing.. Not a thing.. Jaan jaaoge toh darr jaaoge..

Yeah yeah yeah i know i know 3.0 kameena hai lichadd hai ghatiya hai shaitan hai, believe me i know but kya karein mere plans bhi jaruri hain.. And yes yes yes Red John mera he ek plan tha not even plan woh mere he plan kaa ek chota sa hissa tha the so called biggest serial killer of Asia.. Hahahaaha.. Poor guy think he owns this tag..

Continued..

Bhai sahab kia gaand phat update diya hai. Yani uska India wapas aana aur phir gahr jaana yah sab iske plan ka hissa thaa. Sab pre planned and 1.0 n 2.0 ko iski bhanak bhi nahi maza aa gaya bhayankar maza aa gaya. Aisi updates sare dimagh ki nase jhanna deti hain.

 

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534

Main-Woh sab Chhodo deal hogayi, ab chalo yahaan se suru karenge humlog.. lets start swimming.. 9-10 baje hain lets try dopehar 3-4k bich humlog ye sea cross karlein agar aisa hota hai toh humlog ko hopefully aaj shyaam ko he koi ship mill shakti hai... Yahaan se utana hard nahi hoga kyunki seedha swim karna hai and distance bhi almost 2-4 kilometre kam hogaya wahan se.. Bus dhyaan rahe thakk jaao toh rukk jaana hero nahi banana itane cold water mein hero banoge toh behosh hotey time nahi lagega.. Or coconut tab he open karna jab pyaas puri lagi ho or open kartey he pura pee jaana kyunki baadmein toh sea water ghull mill jaaega usme..harr ghantey 1 Coconut jaruri hai..

Emo-I got you.. Tum apna dhyaan rakhna..

Main - Don't worry about me.. Not at all.. Lets go..On 3..2...1.Go...

Maine ek lambi sans lee and kudd gaya paani mein, and jaatey he mujhe realise hua ki yes paani bahot thanda tha and it'll be a huge problem.. But koi naa seh lenge..

Mera plan simple tha suruwaat mein speed se swimming karna then medium speed par then fir slow speed par and then water break.. Or ye best strategy thi.. Pehle 2 ghantey takk sab set tha humlog 8-9 kilometre aachuke they ekmaatar issue tha water bahot cold tha jo mere mind k sath khilwaad kar raha tha you know brain freeze hota haina jab kuch thanda khaalo toh bus waisa he kuch horaha tha and that was bad.. Or mujhe samjh aagaya tha ki mujhe ye journey se pehle he jaana padega.. Fucking hell.. Bhenchod Regan kaa kya hoga fir?? No.. No.. Aise toh maja he kirkira hojaega.. But maine Quota pura kar jarur liya.. But Regan ko maarne mein jo maja tha woh inn sabse jyaada hone waala tha.. But unfortunately mere hath mein kuch tha nahi.. Fuck.. Kya karun?? Fight karun?? Yaa chhod dun kyun energy waste ki..

Maine finally decide kiya ki yeah 2.0 ko aane deta hun laddke kya faayda.. Usase ladd bhi lunga toh ye paani se kaise launga.. Fuck this.. Ab time tha jaane kaa..

Main-(Chilaake) Master.. Master.. Hello..

Emo - Yeah.. Kya hua??

Main - Sambhaalna mujhe jarra..

Emo-Why??

Main-I can't stay, jaana padega..

Emo - Ok.. Thats.. Thats good..

Main - Hehehhe.. Very funny. Suno deal yaad rakhna don't fuck me over.. See You around..

Ye boltey he main turant paani k niche gaya and turant he kissi ne mujhe waapis uppar khincha..

Main-Holy fuck.. Fucking shit.. Bhenchod itana jaldi waapis?? Kam se kam ye samundar toh cross kardeta.. Fucking hell i am freezing..

Emo-You are the most weird person i have ever seen you know that??

Main-Yeah.. I get that a lot.. Fucking hell.. What happened?? Tell me everything.. Kya kiya ussne??

Emo-Well for starters ussne almost 20 cannibals ko bahot he bhayanak moutt maara ek sath and then ussne literally ek arrow ko hawa mein pakkad liya.. Like hawa mein.. Could you believe that??

Main - Yeah i can believe that aise he 3.0 naa hai woh.. Or kuch?? Kuch bataaya ussne??

Emo-Nothing specially.. He is very rude..

Main-Sorry about that.. Mujhe lag raha tha woh minimum 2_3 din k liye toh aaya he hai..

Emo-Same koi weakness show nahi kar raha tha woh and now achanak chala gaya..

Main-thats good actually.. Kya plan banaya ussne??

Emo-Yahi ki bina water humlog ye swim kar nahi paaenge and then uppar se humlog left side swim karne ki bajaae left chalke then straight swim kar rahe hain jo easy hai..

Main-That's good. Or kuch kaha ussne mere baare mein??

Emo-Naah! he was busy killing people..

Maine apni jebb se woh bache hue leaves nikaale and chabaane laga...

Emo-Wait tum ye kyun khaa rahe ho ab??

Main-These are good..

Emo-Oh ofcourse ye tum he ho.. Right?? 3.0..

Main-Yep..

Emo-Mera test le rahe they tum??

Main-Nahi actually main jaane waala tha because ye thanda paani mere brain k sath khel raha hai or uski wajah se main jaa he raha tha ki mujhe yaad aaya ki meri jebb mein ye leaves hain still issliye main jaaney se kuch seconds pehle waapis aagaya ab aaya toh socha tumhara test bhi le he lun.. But guess what you passed..

Emo-I never dishonor my deals..

Main-That's good.. Lets go.

So good news ye hai ki Emo ko trust kar shakta hun main or really mujhe aisa banda mill gaya tha jiska intejaar tha mujhe he is smart intelligent and powerful jo bahot achi baat thi.. Second good news ye thi ki main still yahaan hun, Ye leaves ne bacha liya mujhe warna main chala he jaata.. Ab ye leaves dusron ko bahot mehngi padne waali thi. For real..

Continued..

Maza aa gaya sahi Mai bohat upar ki soch rakha hain 3.0 ne aur best thing never trust any one.

 

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Update-535(SHIP???)
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535

Leaves khaane k baad mere liye ye journey orr easy hogayi mera mind ab cold se utana effected nahi tha or humne finally 5-6 hours k baad woh journey complete kar bhi lee thi kyunki humein saamne woh Island kaa beach najar aaraha tha.. And finally humlog beach k uppar aae toh ye Island pehle waale island se bahot different looking tha like ye utana dangerous lag nahi raha tha , trees wagairaah bhi jyaada nahi they..

Main-Holy fuck finally..

Emo-Finally..

Main-Perfect timing chal rahi hai humaari.. Kuch derr rest leke chaltey hain firr..

Emo-Ok..

Humne 15-20 minutes rest liya sachmein swimming itani tiring nahi thi but conditions bahot tiring thi but humne kar liya tha that was important..Rest k baad humlog chal paddey Island k dusari taraf jahaan se humein ships mil shakti thi.. Humlog beach k uppar se he chal rahe they kyunki woh easy tha and humlog ships ko bhi spot kar shaktey they easily.. Humlog agle 3 ghantey takk chaltey rahe and humlog quickly distance cover bhi kar rahe they shyaam hone he waali thi 6 k aas pass kaa time tha or mujhe ab tension hone lagi thi ki agle 1 ghantey takk agar humein ship nahi milli koi toh raatko kuch nahi millega jo ek or issue tha itane ghantey bina baat waste hojaaenge mere or itane ghantey i dont think khaali baitha seh paunga main not at all.

Chaltey - 2 thakaan hone lagi toy Ab humne 4-5 minute kaa rest lena theek samjha..

Main-Woh aage jo top dikh raha haina wahaan rest lenge wahaan se hum aage kaa bhi dekh paaenge..

Emo-Yeah..

Humlog thakke haare uss sand k hill par pohanchey or Emo toh wahin baith gaya tha lekin mujhe baithtey time kuch aisa dikha jisse dekh k meri saari thakaan durr hogayi, kyunki saamne Sea mein ek badi c ship thi jo ek jagah khaddi thi humse kareeb 2 kilometre durr hogi woh sea mein lekin uski kuch choti boats Sea k andar thi or humse jyaada durr nahi thi.

Main-Lets go lets go..

Ye sunte he main or master dono bhaage chilaatey hue..

Main-(Chilaake) Hey.. Heyyy.. Help.. HELP.. HELPPPP..

Humlog kutto ki tarah bhaage, 5 choti choti boats thi or thankfully unmein se 2 boats kaa munh humaari he taraf tha or un dono ne he ek sath humein spot kiya, or apne walkie talkie par baat karne lage toh humlog rukk gaye..

Main-Please.. Bhenchod please aajao..

Or jaise he unhe ship se confirmation mill gayi woh dono he humaari taraf aane lage..

Emo-Yesss.. Yessss..

Humlog excitement mein sea mein kudd gaye or unki taraf swim karne lage..And finally boats humaare pass aai or hum dono pehli he boat mein chadd gaye..

Main-Thanks... Thanks.. Thank you so much..

Woh ek Japanese banda tha and Japanese he ship tha ye, humlog Japanese controlled area mein they..

Aadmi-What you do here??

Main-We lost.. Our helicopter crashed in jungle..

Aadmi-Helicopter.. Crash.. Oh. Where you go?

Main-Japan..

Aadmi-Japan we japan, we take you japan.

Ussne apni tutti futti English mein humein dilaasha diya..

Main-Thank you..

Humlog Ship k pass aae toh i think ye Fisherman ki ship thi,.. Boat uppar jaane waali seedhi k pass aake rukki..

Aadmi-Go..go..

Main uppar chaddne laga toh uppar i think ship k sab workers humein ektakk ghurrein..

Hum dono ship k uppar aaye toh ye sachmein fishing waalon ki Ship thi ye bade bade nets or bahot saare fish containers bharre they wahaan par.. Ab wahaan mojjud bheed ko cheertey hue uppar captain k cabin mein se ek typical Japanese banda hunaare pass aaya.. 40-45 ummar rahi hogi uski..Ye captain tha i guess is ship kaa..

Captain - English??

Main-Yeah.. We speak English..

Captain - What are you doing here??

Main-We are tourists we came to Japan on a trip and our helicopter crashed our pilot died and we survived till here..

Captain - Ok. Ok.. We saved you don't worry we will take you to Japan.. We were about to leave, you got lucky..

Main-Thank you captain thank you..

Captain - No worries.. Do you need anything?? Water?? food??

Main-Yes.. That'll be good..

Captain - Come with me..

Finally bc finally sans aaya hai..

Bhosdk sun sun sun yahaan ship par kissi ko nahi maarna hai remember.. Kissi ko bhi nahi Samjha.. Kissi ko bhi nahi.. Bhosdk maa chud jaaegi saare plan ki so don't kill anyone there, bus thoda control kar and you can kill Regan.. Bus control.. Warna sab chopat hojaaega..

Continued..

Kia waqai 3.0 chup rahega itne time. Uski killing urge ko woh rok payega lagta to nahi but uske badle me Regan mil raha hai. To shayad phir theek hai.

 

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Super update hai Bhai

 

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Update-535(SHIP???)
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535

Leaves khaane k baad mere liye ye journey orr easy hogayi mera mind ab cold se utana effected nahi tha or humne finally 5-6 hours k baad woh journey complete kar bhi lee thi kyunki humein saamne woh Island kaa beach najar aaraha tha.. And finally humlog beach k uppar aae toh ye Island pehle waale island se bahot different looking tha like ye utana dangerous lag nahi raha tha , trees wagairaah bhi jyaada nahi they..

Main-Holy fuck finally..

Emo-Finally..

Main-Perfect timing chal rahi hai humaari.. Kuch derr rest leke chaltey hain firr..

Emo-Ok..

Humne 15-20 minutes rest liya sachmein swimming itani tiring nahi thi but conditions bahot tiring thi but humne kar liya tha that was important..Rest k baad humlog chal paddey Island k dusari taraf jahaan se humein ships mil shakti thi.. Humlog beach k uppar se he chal rahe they kyunki woh easy tha and humlog ships ko bhi spot kar shaktey they easily.. Humlog agle 3 ghantey takk chaltey rahe and humlog quickly distance cover bhi kar rahe they shyaam hone he waali thi 6 k aas pass kaa time tha or mujhe ab tension hone lagi thi ki agle 1 ghantey takk agar humein ship nahi milli koi toh raatko kuch nahi millega jo ek or issue tha itane ghantey bina baat waste hojaaenge mere or itane ghantey i dont think khaali baitha seh paunga main not at all.

Chaltey - 2 thakaan hone lagi toy Ab humne 4-5 minute kaa rest lena theek samjha..

Main-Woh aage jo top dikh raha haina wahaan rest lenge wahaan se hum aage kaa bhi dekh paaenge..

Emo-Yeah..

Humlog thakke haare uss sand k hill par pohanchey or Emo toh wahin baith gaya tha lekin mujhe baithtey time kuch aisa dikha jisse dekh k meri saari thakaan durr hogayi, kyunki saamne Sea mein ek badi c ship thi jo ek jagah khaddi thi humse kareeb 2 kilometre durr hogi woh sea mein lekin uski kuch choti boats Sea k andar thi or humse jyaada durr nahi thi.

Main-Lets go lets go..

Ye sunte he main or master dono bhaage chilaatey hue..

Main-(Chilaake) Hey.. Heyyy.. Help.. HELP.. HELPPPP..

Humlog kutto ki tarah bhaage, 5 choti choti boats thi or thankfully unmein se 2 boats kaa munh humaari he taraf tha or un dono ne he ek sath humein spot kiya, or apne walkie talkie par baat karne lage toh humlog rukk gaye..

Main-Please.. Bhenchod please aajao..

Or jaise he unhe ship se confirmation mill gayi woh dono he humaari taraf aane lage..

Emo-Yesss.. Yessss..

Humlog excitement mein sea mein kudd gaye or unki taraf swim karne lage..And finally boats humaare pass aai or hum dono pehli he boat mein chadd gaye..

Main-Thanks... Thanks.. Thank you so much..

Woh ek Japanese banda tha and Japanese he ship tha ye, humlog Japanese controlled area mein they..

Aadmi-What you do here??

Main-We lost.. Our helicopter crashed in jungle..

Aadmi-Helicopter.. Crash.. Oh. Where you go?

Main-Japan..

Aadmi-Japan we japan, we take you japan.

Ussne apni tutti futti English mein humein dilaasha diya..

Main-Thank you..

Humlog Ship k pass aae toh i think ye Fisherman ki ship thi,.. Boat uppar jaane waali seedhi k pass aake rukki..

Aadmi-Go..go..

Main uppar chaddne laga toh uppar i think ship k sab workers humein ektakk ghurrein..

Hum dono ship k uppar aaye toh ye sachmein fishing waalon ki Ship thi ye bade bade nets or bahot saare fish containers bharre they wahaan par.. Ab wahaan mojjud bheed ko cheertey hue uppar captain k cabin mein se ek typical Japanese banda hunaare pass aaya.. 40-45 ummar rahi hogi uski..Ye captain tha i guess is ship kaa..

Captain - English??

Main-Yeah.. We speak English..

Captain - What are you doing here??

Main-We are tourists we came to Japan on a trip and our helicopter crashed our pilot died and we survived till here..

Captain - Ok. Ok.. We saved you don't worry we will take you to Japan.. We were about to leave, you got lucky..

Main-Thank you captain thank you..

Captain - No worries.. Do you need anything?? Water?? food??

Main-Yes.. That'll be good..

Captain - Come with me..

Finally bc finally sans aaya hai..

Bhosdk sun sun sun yahaan ship par kissi ko nahi maarna hai remember.. Kissi ko bhi nahi Samjha.. Kissi ko bhi nahi.. Bhosdk maa chud jaaegi saare plan ki so don't kill anyone there, bus thoda control kar and you can kill Regan.. Bus control.. Warna sab chopat hojaaega..

Continued..

Gajab bhidu apratim ....!
I love 3.0 thinking....!
It's out of mind....!
Keep Writing...!