Thriller Waah! Life Ho Toh Aisi - The Merchant Of Death ( COMPLETED )

[AP 316]

WLHTA - The Serpent Of Underworld

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[Raj Singh]

Nice update

 

[Pintupaul]

Superb

 

[Shyam Singh]

AP is genius always...
Ab kuchh din k liye bovoice se chhutkara.
Ab sd ki bari...

 

[Hunterrrr69]

Update-38(I Did It)


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Randy Ne shyaam 5 baje takk sab niptaa diya tha jaise maine bola tha waise he or ye aag ab Fuzhou takk pohanch chuki thi Fuzhou se jyaada halchal authorities mein thi unki gand fatt gayi thi unka itana bada task unhe khatre mein lag raha tha... Asia ki sabse safe jagah par bhi unhe apna task dubta dikhraha tha, issliye abhi filhaal Authority k top officers ki meeting chal rahi thi Phillipines mein jahaan bovice kaa source bhi mojjud tha issliye meeting over hotey he humein sab news mill Jaane waali thi Randy and team waapis nikal chuke they Delhi k liye.. Ab bus humein meeting over hone kaa wait tha. Main Bovice or Ranjit uss call kaa intejaar kar rahe they jo kareeb 1 ghantey baad bovice k pass aaya.. Bovice uthke room se bahaar nikal gaya baat karne k liye or kareeb 5 minutes baad andar aaya mere liye ye 5 minutes mout ki tarah nikale bhenchod sareer vibrate horaha tha nervousness ki wajah se or jab Bovice andar enter hua uski shakal dekh k he main samjh gaya ki mission successful..

Main-Please tell me boss it's successful??

Bovice - Let me tell you one thing AP doesn't matter who it is 1.0 or 2.0 you are a goddamn genius.. You are one of the most precious weapon In this world.. . It worked. Wohlog locations change karenge, karni padegi next week takk new location pata chal jaaegi humein..

Ranjit-Oh thank God..

Bovice- There was no God Ranjit it was him only him all the way.. He did it..

Main chair par baitha or lamba saa sans liya thank god... Bhenchod gand he Marr gayi thi yaar.. Saved Baby Saved..

Main-See I told you don't worry main dekhlunga..

Bovice - Issiliye tumhe bulaaya tha maine.. Now get to work AP jaise he new Location pata chalegi main inform kardunga tumhe start making a plan jo caahiye ask Rose woh help kardegi Main or Randy Out of contact rahenge thode time k liye.. Jitana time caahiye utana lo I know you can do this.. Just go for it..

Main-I will..

Bovice-Also don't forget AP do not double cross me or it'll be bad very bad..

Main--OH come on abhi bhi same channel laga hai..

Bovice-I know tum nahi karoge but still warning dena mera kaam Hai.. I will leave now great job AP great job..

Ye bolke woh Jaane k liye utha maine or Ranjit ne jukh k usko bye bola or woh nikal gaya.. Ye Pehli baar hua hoga jab ussne itana time kissi unknown jagah par spend kiya hai.. Warna woh aata hai kaam niptaake gayab..

So I did it I fucking did it guys.. Bhenchod aaj bahot khuss tha main like bahot jyaada.. Ab main apne mission par focus kar sakunga jo hai Sanjay...Koi tension nahi hai mujhe... Finally finally bhenchod..

Main, Sunaina or Ranjit ji ko bye bolke nikala hotel se parking mein aaya gaadi mein baitha or nikala main wahaan se. Mera mind ekdum se bahot jyaada halka hogaya tha bc tension free.. Haash.. Gaadi mein mast music wagairaah on karke main nikala Delhi Se shyaam 7 baje . Thoda bahot traffic tha lekin jyaada issue nahi tha main 10 baje city mein enter hua.. City mein enter hotey he mere pass aaya Anaa ka call mobile connected tha bt system se toh maine phone uthaaya..

Main-Ji madam..

Anaa-Kahaan ho kalse?? Mere messages kaa reply nahi kiya??

Main-Message?? Aajkal bahot jyaada aatey hain messages yaar, dhyaan naa diya call karliya karo..

Anaa-Babhi ne bataaya tum Delhi gaye ho mujhe laga kyun disturb karun.. Mood theek hai ab??

Main-Oh bus pucho Matt yun lagaalo saalo baad aaj mood theek hua hai...

Anaa-Achaa aisa kya hua??

Main-Bata nahi shakta but ye lagaalo I am very happy..

Anaa-Aww that's awesome.. I pray humessa aise he raho tum..

Main-Naa woh possible nahi hai.. Lekin abhi k liye yahi kaafi hai..

Anaa-Kahaan ho??

Main--Delhi...

Anaa-Kab aaoge??

Main-Tum kaho toh abhi aajaun..

Anaa-Hehe very funny..

Main-Sachmein tum bolo toh sahi..

Main Haweli ki taraf jaaraha tha toh Anaa ka ghar bichmein aata hai or main almost wahin tha issliye Anaa ki firki leraha tha main..

Anaa-Ok abhi aajao..

Main-Kahaan city yaa tumhaare ghar??

Anaa-Achaa ji ghar he aajao fir toh..

Main-Dekhlo main aajaunga fir naa kehna..

Anaa-Lo ji bhalla main kuch kyun kahungi tum aao toh sahi..

Main-Are you sure Anaa???

Anaa-Haan baba..

Main-Gate par aao fir..

Anaa-Stop joking around AP or bolo college kab aaoge..

Main-Gate par aao tum abhi.. Jaldi..

Anaa-AP..

Main-Fast fast fast... I have a surprise for you there..

Anaa-Ok baba. Jaarahi hun.. You are such a prankster AP I know bahaar kuch bhi nahi hoga..

Main-Main hun naa..

Anaa-He hehe.. Great joke AP..

Main-Pohanch jaaogi aaj yaa Kal takk pohanchogi gate par..

Anaa-Rukko baba lawn mein hun abhi..

Main-Fast..

Anaa-Ok aagayi..

Main-Gate kholo...

Ussne guard ko gate kholne kaa bola..

Anaa-Bahaar koi nahi hai nobody...

Main-Look right..

Anaa-Idhar bhi kuch nahi hai..

Main-Look in front of you..

Ye bol maine phone cut kiya or gaadi uske gate k just saamne rouki or niche uttara..

Main--Hi madam your Uber is here..

Anaa mujhe wahaan dekh surprised reh gayi kuch seconds takk toh hilli nahi woh then bhaagi meri taraf or bhaagke Galle se latak gayi mere..

Anaa-I love you...

Ye bol ussne ek kiss diya mere gaal par.. Woh mere Galle se latki thi or maine usse hawa mein uthaaya tha...

Main-So kya plan hai??

Anaa-Aao andar..

Main-Arrey naa naa..

Anaa-Daddy nahi hain baba keval di hain..

Main-Actually woh issue nahi hai mujhe late horaha hai babhi tension lene lagjaaengi fir issue hojaaega..

Anaa-Aise nahi chalega main Jaane nahi dungi..

Main-OK idhar aao.. Come with me..

Anaa-Kahaan??

Main-Aao toh..

Ye bol maine Anaa kaa hath pakkada or usko galli mein thoda aage leke aaya jahaan ek ice-cream van thi jo aatey hue dekhi thi maine..

Main-Dinner nahi ice cream lo tum..

Anaa-Heheheh. I am down..

Maine usase 2 ice-creams Lee ek Anaa ko di..

Main-Oh mera wallet car mein Hai Anaa one second leke aata hun..

Shopkeeper - Arrey nahi maalik aapse paise leke kahaan jaaenge bhalla..

Main-Wait jaantey ho tum mujhe..??

Shop-Bhalla kon nahi jaanta maalik aapke raaj mein rehtey hain. Aapko kaise nahi pehchaanunga...

Main-Shabbas lekin rukko main wallet leke aata hun Bhaagna nahi.. Anaa najar rakho toh ispar..

Anaa-(Hanske) OK sir..

Ye bolke main bhaagke gaadi k pass aaya wallet liya or waapis wahin aaya usse paise diye or humlog waapis car ki side aae apni apni ice-creams enjoy kartey hue...

Anaa-"""Arrey mujhe jaantey ho""" ..ofcourse jaanta hai woh You are AP after all.. Puchna jaruri nahi hai AP tumhe ab..

Main-Arrey I know log jaantey hain mujhe but still bahot se hain jo nahi jaantey issliye puchliya maine..

Anaa-By the way woh Drugs waale case kaa kya hua??

Main-No idea main durr he tha then main seedha Delhi chala gaya.. Bach gaya tha i guess Vinayak..

Anaa-Haan achi baat hai ye..

Main-So ab chalun main??

Anaa-Rukko naa thoda AP.. Meri ice cream takk nahi finish hui abhi tak..

Main-Aise khaaogi toh kal takk hogi khatam..

Anaa-What can I say I have a small mouth.. Kal college aaoge??

Main-Yeah I think so..

Anaa-OK fir jaa shaktey ho tum...

Ye bolke Anaa ne halka sa kiss kiya mere gaal par.. Uff saari happiness double hogayi bhenchod gajab.. Usko bye bolke main gaadi mein aaya or nikala ghar k liye.. 11 baje main ghar pohancha actually ghar maine bataaya nahi tha main aaraha hun guards ne gate khola maine gaadi andar Lee or wahin lawn mein he khaddi kardi or andar aaya.. Pehle kitchen mein aaya bc bookh lagi thi lekin kitchen mein kuch Khaas Milla nahi ab ye hogayi dikkat Meenu ki gaadi bhi nahi thi yahaan yaani woh aaj ghar gayi thi issliye maine Bhai k room kaa darwaja knock kiya.. Light on thi andar matlab soye nahi they yelog gate bhai ne khola.. Or mujhe dekh woh hue surprised...

Bhai-AP... Kal aane waala Tha na tu??

Main-Yo aaj he aagaya.. Listen babhi..

Babhi-AP.. What a pleasant surprise..

Main-Haina issiliye aaya abhi.. Suno mereko lagi hai bookh or kitchen mein kuch Khaas dikha nahi mujhe toh..

Babhi-Haan chal bana deti hun main.. Bacha hua Khaana abhi guards ko deke aaya tha Abeer sone se pehle. Tera pata nahi tha..

Main-Garma garam khilao..

Ye bolke main babhi k sath kitchen mein aaya..

Babhi-Kaisa raha Delhi??

Main - Not gonna lie babhi bahot badhiya I am so so happy now..

Babhi - I know teri aankhein bata rahi hain ye toh.. Kaafi time baad aise dekha tujhe it's cute..

Main-Haina..

Bhai bhi aagaye wahaan..

Bhai-Kya khussar phussar horahi hai bhai..

Babhi--Sehjaadey kaafi khuss hain aaj..

Deva-Achaa.. Girlfriend se millke aaya kya??

Main-What the fuck bhai khuss hun iska matlab ye thodi Hai ki girlfriend se millke aaya hun..

Babhi-Wahi toh or bahot reasons hain khuss hone k.

Deva-Oye drama party lipstick lagi hai Sehjaadey k honthon par issliye bola girlfriend k pass hotey hue aaya hoga kyunki ab woh AP toh hai nahi jo cheat karega..

Maine jhat se lipstick saaf ki..

Babhi - Awww.. Sharma raha hai..

Bhai-Bade aae or bahot reason waale.. Main rag rag se waakif hun sabki..

Main-Haan Haan maalum Hai.. By the way bhai Namit bhat aaraha hai Haryana..

Deva-Haan aaj CBI se khabbar aai mere pass.. It all started Haan..

Main-Yep.. SD vs All of us..

Deva-Tujhe toh pata hai I trust you always but pehle bhi kaha tha maine ki it'll be very very hard to do this one AP.. But again karna he padega or koi option nahi hai..

Main-Wahi toh SD aaya he humaare liye hai agar ye udhar padda rehta toh bhenchod main puchta bhi nahi isko..

Babhi-Oye language..

Main-Sorry.. Lekin it is what it is humlog ye karlenge kaam he yahi hai humaara...

Bhai-Yep.. Karna padega be logon ki aakhiri hope hai tu..

Main-Main nahi hum sab..

Deva-Yep.. Aane do bhenchod ko dekhlenge..

Babhi-Language..

Main-Hell Yeah..

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[spritemathews]

Hell continues to roar!

 

[ZK 21]

Update-38(I Did It)


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Randy Ne shyaam 5 baje takk sab niptaa diya tha jaise maine bola tha waise he or ye aag ab Fuzhou takk pohanch chuki thi Fuzhou se jyaada halchal authorities mein thi unki gand fatt gayi thi unka itana bada task unhe khatre mein lag raha tha... Asia ki sabse safe jagah par bhi unhe apna task dubta dikhraha tha, issliye abhi filhaal Authority k top officers ki meeting chal rahi thi Phillipines mein jahaan bovice kaa source bhi mojjud tha issliye meeting over hotey he humein sab news mill Jaane waali thi Randy and team waapis nikal chuke they Delhi k liye.. Ab bus humein meeting over hone kaa wait tha. Main Bovice or Ranjit uss call kaa intejaar kar rahe they jo kareeb 1 ghantey baad bovice k pass aaya.. Bovice uthke room se bahaar nikal gaya baat karne k liye or kareeb 5 minutes baad andar aaya mere liye ye 5 minutes mout ki tarah nikale bhenchod sareer vibrate horaha tha nervousness ki wajah se or jab Bovice andar enter hua uski shakal dekh k he main samjh gaya ki mission successful..

Main-Please tell me boss it's successful??

Bovice - Let me tell you one thing AP doesn't matter who it is 1.0 or 2.0 you are a goddamn genius.. You are one of the most precious weapon In this world.. . It worked. Wohlog locations change karenge, karni padegi next week takk new location pata chal jaaegi humein..

Ranjit-Oh thank God..

Bovice- There was no God Ranjit it was him only him all the way.. He did it..

Main chair par baitha or lamba saa sans liya thank god... Bhenchod gand he Marr gayi thi yaar.. Saved Baby Saved..

Main-See I told you don't worry main dekhlunga..

Bovice - Issiliye tumhe bulaaya tha maine.. Now get to work AP jaise he new Location pata chalegi main inform kardunga tumhe start making a plan jo caahiye ask Rose woh help kardegi Main or Randy Out of contact rahenge thode time k liye.. Jitana time caahiye utana lo I know you can do this.. Just go for it..

Main-I will..

Bovice-Also don't forget AP do not double cross me or it'll be bad very bad..

Main--OH come on abhi bhi same channel laga hai..

Bovice-I know tum nahi karoge but still warning dena mera kaam Hai.. I will leave now great job AP great job..

Ye bolke woh Jaane k liye utha maine or Ranjit ne jukh k usko bye bola or woh nikal gaya.. Ye Pehli baar hua hoga jab ussne itana time kissi unknown jagah par spend kiya hai.. Warna woh aata hai kaam niptaake gayab..

So I did it I fucking did it guys.. Bhenchod aaj bahot khuss tha main like bahot jyaada.. Ab main apne mission par focus kar sakunga jo hai Sanjay...Koi tension nahi hai mujhe... Finally finally bhenchod..

Main, Sunaina or Ranjit ji ko bye bolke nikala hotel se parking mein aaya gaadi mein baitha or nikala main wahaan se. Mera mind ekdum se bahot jyaada halka hogaya tha bc tension free.. Haash.. Gaadi mein mast music wagairaah on karke main nikala Delhi Se shyaam 7 baje . Thoda bahot traffic tha lekin jyaada issue nahi tha main 10 baje city mein enter hua.. City mein enter hotey he mere pass aaya Anaa ka call mobile connected tha bt system se toh maine phone uthaaya..

Main-Ji madam..

Anaa-Kahaan ho kalse?? Mere messages kaa reply nahi kiya??

Main-Message?? Aajkal bahot jyaada aatey hain messages yaar, dhyaan naa diya call karliya karo..

Anaa-Babhi ne bataaya tum Delhi gaye ho mujhe laga kyun disturb karun.. Mood theek hai ab??

Main-Oh bus pucho Matt yun lagaalo saalo baad aaj mood theek hua hai...

Anaa-Achaa aisa kya hua??

Main-Bata nahi shakta but ye lagaalo I am very happy..

Anaa-Aww that's awesome.. I pray humessa aise he raho tum..

Main-Naa woh possible nahi hai.. Lekin abhi k liye yahi kaafi hai..

Anaa-Kahaan ho??

Main--Delhi...

Anaa-Kab aaoge??

Main-Tum kaho toh abhi aajaun..

Anaa-Hehe very funny..

Main-Sachmein tum bolo toh sahi..

Main Haweli ki taraf jaaraha tha toh Anaa ka ghar bichmein aata hai or main almost wahin tha issliye Anaa ki firki leraha tha main..

Anaa-Ok abhi aajao..

Main-Kahaan city yaa tumhaare ghar??

Anaa-Achaa ji ghar he aajao fir toh..

Main-Dekhlo main aajaunga fir naa kehna..

Anaa-Lo ji bhalla main kuch kyun kahungi tum aao toh sahi..

Main-Are you sure Anaa???

Anaa-Haan baba..

Main-Gate par aao fir..

Anaa-Stop joking around AP or bolo college kab aaoge..

Main-Gate par aao tum abhi.. Jaldi..

Anaa-AP..

Main-Fast fast fast... I have a surprise for you there..

Anaa-Ok baba. Jaarahi hun.. You are such a prankster AP I know bahaar kuch bhi nahi hoga..

Main-Main hun naa..

Anaa-He hehe.. Great joke AP..

Main-Pohanch jaaogi aaj yaa Kal takk pohanchogi gate par..

Anaa-Rukko baba lawn mein hun abhi..

Main-Fast..

Anaa-Ok aagayi..

Main-Gate kholo...

Ussne guard ko gate kholne kaa bola..

Anaa-Bahaar koi nahi hai nobody...

Main-Look right..

Anaa-Idhar bhi kuch nahi hai..

Main-Look in front of you..

Ye bol maine phone cut kiya or gaadi uske gate k just saamne rouki or niche uttara..

Main--Hi madam your Uber is here..

Anaa mujhe wahaan dekh surprised reh gayi kuch seconds takk toh hilli nahi woh then bhaagi meri taraf or bhaagke Galle se latak gayi mere..

Anaa-I love you...

Ye bol ussne ek kiss diya mere gaal par.. Woh mere Galle se latki thi or maine usse hawa mein uthaaya tha...

Main-So kya plan hai??

Anaa-Aao andar..

Main-Arrey naa naa..

Anaa-Daddy nahi hain baba keval di hain..

Main-Actually woh issue nahi hai mujhe late horaha hai babhi tension lene lagjaaengi fir issue hojaaega..

Anaa-Aise nahi chalega main Jaane nahi dungi..

Main-OK idhar aao.. Come with me..

Anaa-Kahaan??

Main-Aao toh..

Ye bol maine Anaa kaa hath pakkada or usko galli mein thoda aage leke aaya jahaan ek ice-cream van thi jo aatey hue dekhi thi maine..

Main-Dinner nahi ice cream lo tum..

Anaa-Heheheh. I am down..

Maine usase 2 ice-creams Lee ek Anaa ko di..

Main-Oh mera wallet car mein Hai Anaa one second leke aata hun..

Shopkeeper - Arrey nahi maalik aapse paise leke kahaan jaaenge bhalla..

Main-Wait jaantey ho tum mujhe..??

Shop-Bhalla kon nahi jaanta maalik aapke raaj mein rehtey hain. Aapko kaise nahi pehchaanunga...

Main-Shabbas lekin rukko main wallet leke aata hun Bhaagna nahi.. Anaa najar rakho toh ispar..

Anaa-(Hanske) OK sir..

Ye bolke main bhaagke gaadi k pass aaya wallet liya or waapis wahin aaya usse paise diye or humlog waapis car ki side aae apni apni ice-creams enjoy kartey hue...

Anaa-"""Arrey mujhe jaantey ho""" ..ofcourse jaanta hai woh You are AP after all.. Puchna jaruri nahi hai AP tumhe ab..

Main-Arrey I know log jaantey hain mujhe but still bahot se hain jo nahi jaantey issliye puchliya maine..

Anaa-By the way woh Drugs waale case kaa kya hua??

Main-No idea main durr he tha then main seedha Delhi chala gaya.. Bach gaya tha i guess Vinayak..

Anaa-Haan achi baat hai ye..

Main-So ab chalun main??

Anaa-Rukko naa thoda AP.. Meri ice cream takk nahi finish hui abhi tak..

Main-Aise khaaogi toh kal takk hogi khatam..

Anaa-What can I say I have a small mouth.. Kal college aaoge??

Main-Yeah I think so..

Anaa-OK fir jaa shaktey ho tum...

Ye bolke Anaa ne halka sa kiss kiya mere gaal par.. Uff saari happiness double hogayi bhenchod gajab.. Usko bye bolke main gaadi mein aaya or nikala ghar k liye.. 11 baje main ghar pohancha actually ghar maine bataaya nahi tha main aaraha hun guards ne gate khola maine gaadi andar Lee or wahin lawn mein he khaddi kardi or andar aaya.. Pehle kitchen mein aaya bc bookh lagi thi lekin kitchen mein kuch Khaas Milla nahi ab ye hogayi dikkat Meenu ki gaadi bhi nahi thi yahaan yaani woh aaj ghar gayi thi issliye maine Bhai k room kaa darwaja knock kiya.. Light on thi andar matlab soye nahi they yelog gate bhai ne khola.. Or mujhe dekh woh hue surprised...

Bhai-AP... Kal aane waala Tha na tu??

Main-Yo aaj he aagaya.. Listen babhi..

Babhi-AP.. What a pleasant surprise..

Main-Haina issiliye aaya abhi.. Suno mereko lagi hai bookh or kitchen mein kuch Khaas dikha nahi mujhe toh..

Babhi-Haan chal bana deti hun main.. Bacha hua Khaana abhi guards ko deke aaya tha Abeer sone se pehle. Tera pata nahi tha..

Main-Garma garam khilao..

Ye bolke main babhi k sath kitchen mein aaya..

Babhi-Kaisa raha Delhi??

Main - Not gonna lie babhi bahot badhiya I am so so happy now..

Babhi - I know teri aankhein bata rahi hain ye toh.. Kaafi time baad aise dekha tujhe it's cute..

Main-Haina..

Bhai bhi aagaye wahaan..

Bhai-Kya khussar phussar horahi hai bhai..

Babhi--Sehjaadey kaafi khuss hain aaj..

Deva-Achaa.. Girlfriend se millke aaya kya??

Main-What the fuck bhai khuss hun iska matlab ye thodi Hai ki girlfriend se millke aaya hun..

Babhi-Wahi toh or bahot reasons hain khuss hone k.

Deva-Oye drama party lipstick lagi hai Sehjaadey k honthon par issliye bola girlfriend k pass hotey hue aaya hoga kyunki ab woh AP toh hai nahi jo cheat karega..

Maine jhat se lipstick saaf ki..

Babhi - Awww.. Sharma raha hai..

Bhai-Bade aae or bahot reason waale.. Main rag rag se waakif hun sabki..

Main-Haan Haan maalum Hai.. By the way bhai Namit bhat aaraha hai Haryana..

Deva-Haan aaj CBI se khabbar aai mere pass.. It all started Haan..

Main-Yep.. SD vs All of us..

Deva-Tujhe toh pata hai I trust you always but pehle bhi kaha tha maine ki it'll be very very hard to do this one AP.. But again karna he padega or koi option nahi hai..

Main-Wahi toh SD aaya he humaare liye hai agar ye udhar padda rehta toh bhenchod main puchta bhi nahi isko..

Babhi-Oye language..

Main-Sorry.. Lekin it is what it is humlog ye karlenge kaam he yahi hai humaara...

Bhai-Yep.. Karna padega be logon ki aakhiri hope hai tu..

Main-Main nahi hum sab..

Deva-Yep.. Aane do bhenchod ko dekhlenge..

Babhi-Language..

Main-Hell Yeah..

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[King519king]

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