Abir ki dibbi me alag maal to na rakha koiUpdate-554(Deal!)
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Jeff ne Captain ko bulawa bheja tabtak maine breakfast kiya and naha liya and then almost dopehar 12 baje Jeff mere room mein aaya..
Jeff - Boss Captain aagaya hai..
Main-Baitha usko..
Ye bolke maine mask pehna and bahaar aaya.. Toh hall mein Captain baitha tha and baaki sablog bhi wahin they.. Captain ek typical 45-50 ummar kaa turkish banda tha..
Jeff - Captain this is my boss and boss this is Captain of Istanbul police..
Main-Hello there Captain nice to meet you..
Captain - Likewise.. Likewise.. This is a nice hotel you got here?? How many floors is it??
Jeff-8 floors.. 105 Rooms..
Captain - Oh damn..
Main-So captain I've heard a lot of good things about you.. And i am impressed with the work you did for me..
Captain - No problem..
Main-But i need another favor from you.. I need you to find 2 people for me..
Captain - No. No. No.. I can't do that.. I already got in trouble with my seniors.. I can't risk it again.. And finding a car is okay but finding 2 people in this city is impossible..
Main-Ok think about it this time give a cut to your seniors also..
Captain - I can't do that..
Main-How does 500 Thousand Lira sounds??
Captain - I can't..
Main-1 million??
Captain - Jeff tell him i can't..
Main-2 Million Lira?? 3???
Ab Captain thoda dagmagaya or main samjh gaya ki ye fans gaya hai..
Main-Ok.. Ok.. 6 Million Lira.. You can give a cut to your seniors also.. Ok???
Captain - 6 Mill.. Mill.. Million??
Main-Yeah.. In advance.. 100% in advance..
Captain - But what if i can't find them??
Main-I just need you to give your 100%.. No big deal.. But if you find them i will add another 4 million to this.. 10 Million Lira is a lot of money Captain you can retire happily..
Captain - Ohk.. Ok.. I got you.. I will do it.. I will do it..
Main-I know you can do it, there are a lot of police officers in your force.. Some hints are they'll most probably be in a luxurious hotel or mansion or bungalow or something of that sorts and they moved to Istanbul recently like in past 72 hours so you can track them through airport cctvs..
Captain - You got it..
Main-Jeff iska 6 million karwadey.. Or photos bhejdey.
Jeff - Ok boss..
Main-Jeff will send you the photos..
Captain khadda hua mujhse hath milaya..
Captain - I must ask Sir, why you wearing a mask??
Main-It's just for protection..
Captain - From whom you need protection??
Main-Not mine for your protection..
Ye sunke Captain confusiya gaya mujhe ghurra and samjh gaya ki main uske samjh se bahot bahaar hun and woh chala gaya wahaan se..
Jeff - Boss 10 Million?? Are you serious.. Thats like 5 Crore Rupees.. Itane paise??
Maij-Jeff Jeff samjha nahi tu The Money is not important samjha.. Paisa important nahi hai lekin paise se jo mill shakta hai woh important hai.. Isne socha nahi hoga puri jindagi mein itana paisa ek sath or ye samjh gaya ki ab kaam karna he karna hai kyunki jo banda 10 million isko seconds mein de shakta hai woh kya kya nahi kar shakta iske sath.. Woh khouff bina kuch kiye jaaega uske andar.. Then second point paise se loyalty aati hai.. Itane kam time mein Harris isko 10 million se jyaada de nahi paaega.. Or Jaby k pass lund hai dene ko.. And then agar ye mana kardeta toh humlog kabhi unko nahi dhund paate or majbooran humein intejaar karna padta unke attack kaa or uss time obviously unke pass upper hand hota.. Lekin baat karun police ki toh Istanbul mein almost 60000 law officials hain or agar uske 1% ko bhi ye kaam par lagayega toh 6000 officers hogaye and remember unke local khabri then unki technology or uppar se unki power.. Inse bachna impossible hoga unke liye..
Jeff - You are so smart boss..
Main-Abhi dekha he kya hai beta tune..
Boe-Now we wait..
Main-Yep..
Ab main bore horaha tha toh niche ki taraf chala gaya ye headquarter bhi baaki headquarter k maafik he tha niche ye hotel tha 7 floors kaa uske baad 8th floor closed tha ye bus humaare liye tha.. 8th floor k liye alag entrance alag lifts takk thi...Niche kuch tha nahi bus bheed thi, toh main waapis uppar aaya and terrace par mast cigarette peene laga jiski mujhe bilkul bhi jarurat nahi thi lekin mujhe niche Abeer ki ek dabi mill gayi thi toh timepass k liye jala lee maine.. Then main sochne laga bc kya smart hun main.. Kya jarurat hai bhalla mujhe 3.0 ki..Bhenchod main akela kaafi hun.. 3.0 kar paata ye deal police k sath?? Maadarchod ulta captain ko thok k jail mein hota abtak.. Issiliye harr kissi ko maarna bhi theek nahi hai.. Itana extra dimag kiss liye hai bhenchod firr..
Lekin woh chhod bhenchod ye 1.0 i mean pussy boy kidhar hai?? I know woh jinda toh hai or uske pass moka bhi kai aachuke hain lekin kuch karta nahi woh bahaar aane k liye.. Yaa maybe aana he nahi caahta hoga.. Kyunki obviously ye jagah uske liye hai he nahi.. True that..
Bhosdk watch out.. Saamne bhi Dekhle maadarchod abhi girr jaata naa yahaan se toh bhosdk niche girrne se pehle 2-3 baar marr chuka hota bhosdk.. Iron man nahi hai lawde tu.. Ye tera tejj dimag abhi wahaan niche farsh par bikhra hota..
Maine khudko khayalon he khayalon mein bilkul deewar k end par paaya 2-3 kadam k baad seedha niche hota main.. Bhenchod.. Wake the fuck up.... Issliye main turant wahaan se uttara or waapis room mein aagaya.. Yahin wait karunga main... I know woh dhund lenge bhenchod ghuss khor police se koi bacha hai kya bhalla aajtak.. Or jab woh dhund lega naa maine maa chod deni hai Jaby paby ki..
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Plan set tha main 100% sure tha ye David he hoga or David hoga toh woh yun he saamne aake nahi baithega kuch toh game khelega woh or ussi game mein uska game bajaana tha mujhe.. Shyaam 7 baje humlog ready hue pistols and m4 assault rifles lee with silencers kyunki silencers jaruri they raat k time silencers bahot jyaada useful hotey hain..7:30 baje humlog 2 gaadiyon mein nikale Mere sath Randy Snow Sara and Kevin they hum sablog obviously ek dusare se connected they..
Main-Randy ek baar uss area mein round laga gaadi se.. Roukana nahi kahin bhi..
Randy - Ok..
Humne uss area mein gaadi lee dusari gaadi ko piche he roka.. Randy ne gaadi wahaan se nikaali woh bar dekha maine Street k uppar he tha woh and bahaar 5-6 gaadiyan khaddi thi. Matlab meeting on thi.. Humlog wahaan se waapis piche aaye dusari gaadi k pass..
Sara(bt) -Ready??
Main(bt) -Nahi.. We are not going in..
Sara(bt) -Wait why??
Randy(bt) - Yeah?? AP ye best opportunity hai apne pass Murad or uske sath sath David ka game bajaane ki..
Main-(bt) Opportunity nahi bhosdk setup hai ye dikh nahi raha tujhe?? Front gate par 2 guards hain back gate par ek bhi nahi roof entrance bhi clear hai. David chutiya nahi hai jo itana easily hath aa jaaega woh game khel raha hai apne sath andar pura game banaake baitha Hoga woh..
Randy-Toh ab?? Waapis??
Main(bt) -Lawda.. Ussne apna game toh khel diya ab humara game chalega.. Yahaan se bahaar jaane k liye 2 he streets hain ek front waali and dusari back waali orr yelog puri raat toh andar rahenge nahi kabhi toh nikalenge he bahaar or jaise he inhe lagega ki hum nahi aane waale or yelog bahaar aaenge tab moka hoga humaare pass kyunki unke pass bahaar cover nahi hoga or bahaar humlog thok denge unko easily..
Randy-Smart..
Main(bt) -I know.. Humlog yahaan front mein he rukkenge dusari gaadi back side jaao durr he rehna.. Chang samjha..?
Chang - Got you boss..
Main-(Bt) or ek baar sabko bahaar aane dena tab he attack karna hai wait for my command..
Chang-Roger..
Humne gaadi kaafi distance par lagaai jahaan galli ki kuch or gaadiyaan parked thi, wahaan se humein gate saaf dikh raha tha..Or fir suru hua waiting game.. Or waiting game bahot lamba chala 1 ghanta bita 2 ghantey bitey kuch nahi hua Haan iss bich 3-4 baar kuch guards jarur bahaar nikale or chaaron taraf najar doudaake waapis andar chale gaye.. And finally kareeb 3 ghantey baad Bar k andar se bandey nikalne lage jo mostly guards type he they..
Sara-Woh hai Murad..Black suit jo gaadi k just piche khadda hai.
Main-Ok...
Sara - Should we attack?
Main-Not yet..
Sara-Woh chala jaaega AP..
Main-Nahi jaaega. Apne new boss ko vida karke fir ye jaaega..
And tab nikale kuch thode well dressed guards and unke bich tha David...
Main-Ye fansa maadarjaat..
Sara-David..
Main-(Bt) piche aaya hai koi??
Chang - No boss not a soul..
Main-(Bt) then aage aao ghum ke and shoot everyone..Paidal aana..
Chang - Copy..
Main - Ready guys??
Sab-Ready..
Wohlog hath milla rahe they bus jaane he waale they..
Main-On 3...2....1..Go.go. GO..
Ye boltey he humlog uttare assault rifles liye hue or andherre ka faayda uthaake thoda close aaye unke and then andhadhund firing kartey hue aage badhe.. Unko samjh takk nahi aaya cover unke pass tha nahi mostly wahin maare gaye baaki bache gaadiyon k piche chipp gaye.. Lekin bechare chippe he they ki dusari side se Chang wagairaah aagaye iss bich humne reload karli guns and udhar se unhone ki firing suru like seconds mein unke mostly log marr chuke they.. Ye hota hai jab koi mere sath game khelta hai.. Lawde kaa 3.0 bhosdk.. 20 seconds mein 25-30 log maardiye maine or unki taraf se ek bullet takk fire nahi hone di. Ab kuch he bandey bache they wahaan jisme David ek tha kyunki uski dead body nahi dikhi thi mujhe wohlog 2 cars k bichmein they issliye dono taraf se cover mein they wohlog..
Main-(Chilaake) Wassup David.. Bhosdk Javed marra tab he samjh jaana cahiye tha tum baap betey ko ki main kya cheej hun.. Doobara aake galati kardi tumne..
David - (Chilaake) Javed kaa badla lene toh aaya hun main..
Main-Aaja naa fir dedeta hun badla..Tujhe kya lagta hai tu he plan bana shakta hai.. Bhosdk..
David-Plan insabke liye banaya tha maine Chloe ko capture karke tujhe bulaane k liye, lekin mujhe maalum nahi tha tu aagaya hai yahaan.. Tu toh chippa hua baitha tha naa?Kitane din se..
Main-Chippega lawda mera bhosdk maalum hai kisase baat kar raha hai tu.?
David - Yeah.. Yeah.. The So called Merchant Of Death..
Main-Exactly The Merchant Of Death..
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Main - Jaldi hath uppar karke saamne aa bhosdk warna abhi firse firing suru karne waale hain humlog or abki baar tujhe thokne k baad he rukkenge yelog baadmein matt bolna..
David - Ok. Ok..
Ye bolke woh wahaan khadda hua uske sath - 2 2 guards or third woh Murad khaddey hue..
David - What? Chloe ko sath nahi laaye tum??
Main-Woh chhod.. Wassup bitch.. Ab ban shyaana.. Kya sochke aaye they be??
David - You killed my brother..
Main-Ghar baithey ko nahi maara maine bhosdk mujhe maarne aay tha woh issliye maara.. Or same reason se tu marrega..
David - Hahaahah...
Main - Sun tujhe or tere Baap dono ko jinda chhod dunga main bus badle mein 2 cheej caahiye mujhe first Chloe ko bhull jaaoge tumlog and dusara mujhe bata Jaby kidhar hai..
David - Really??
Main-Yep..
David-Ye toh nahi ho paaega..
Ye bolke ussne humaari taraf kuch fainka and ek piche fainka humlog samjh gaye ki grenade hai issliye humein thoda piche hattna padda waise bhi humlog safe they kyunki thoda durr he girra tha grenade lekin orr safe hone k liye humlog piche ki side kudd gaye then hua blast and then piche waala grenade hua blast or humlog khaddey hue tabtak ek gaadi nikal chuki thi piche ki side he, main firing kar paata usase pehle woh gaadi turn le chuki thi..
Main-Fuckkkk... Fuckkkkk..
Hum sab theek they issliye humlog piche Chang wagairaah k pass gaye toh wohlog bhi safe they sab..
Main-You guys good??
Chang - Yeah.. He missed..
Main-Bach gaya maadarchod..
Chang-Barely..
Sara-Let's go police aarahi hogi..
Ye bolke humlog waapis humaari gaadiyon ki taraf bhaage and turant wahaan se nikale..
Sara- He is smart..
Randy - And Reckless.. Bhenchod grenades kya jebb mein they??
Main-Gaadi mein they.. Front door open tha uska.. Usme se nikaal liye they ussne..Jeff ko call kar bol 33 HP 2222 gaadi ki details nikaal jaldi..
Randy-Ok..
Humlog waapis headquarters pohanchey master Boe ko bataaya sab..
Boe - That lucky bastard..
Jeff-Boss Number plate ek company k naam registered hai.. Or guess what woh company real mein exist he nahi karti yaani ye car mostly Murad ki he hogi..
Main-Tere police mein contacts hain yahaan??
Jeff - Oh yeah bahot saare..Istanbul ka captain takk mera known hai.. Bus greedy hai thoda..
Main-Gajab gajab.. Gajab..
Jeff - Kaam bolo aap bus..
Main-Ye gaadi ko trace karwa bol kissi bhi police check post se gujjare toh mujhe news milni caahiye.. Or ek team Murad ki harr known location par search karegi..
Jeff - Hojaaega boss.. Lekin 50000 Lira lega matlab almost 2.25 lakh rupees..
Main-Diya.. Double.. Double chhod quadruple diya.. Make it 10 Lakh rupees.. But kaam hona chahiye..
Jeff - Boss 10 lakh mein toh done samjho subah takk 10 lakh mein toh woh pura Istanbul chaan maarega.. I promise agar woh gaadi Istanbul mein hai toh subah takk dhundke laa dunga usko aapke pass..
Main-Deal..
Jeff-Abhi boldeta hun boss..
Jeff ne usko inform kiya and humlog dinner karke so gaye.. And jaisa ki Jeff ne mujhe promise kiya tha woh subah he good news leke aaya.. Mujhe subah 9 baje Abeer ne jagaaya..
Abeer - Uth be woh Jeff ne dhund liya usko..
Main-Really??
Abeer-Hell yeah..
Main-Tu chal main aaya..
Main utha fresh hua and bahaar aaya toh bahaar sablog naasta kar rahe they..
Main-Dhund liya??
Jeff-ofcourse boss bola tha naa 10 lakh mein toh woh puri city chaan marega.. Gaadi mill gayi hai North Istanbul k posh area k ek bungalow mein khaddi hai lekin woh jagah Murad se related nahi hai.. Kiraaye par log letey hain woh bungalow.. Ye dekho..
Ye bolke ussne mujhe ek photo dikhaai jo drone se lee gayi thi and yes ye ek bahot bada bungalow tha jiske lawn mein woh gaadi khaddi thi..
Jeff-Abhi 1 ghantey pehle ki photo hai..
Main-Hmm..
Sara-What?? Something wrong??
Main-Yeah.. Harris and Jaby yahaan nahi hain.. Toh wohlog kahaan hain??
Sara-Tumhe kaise pata wohlog wahaan nahi hain??
Main-Kyunki ye ek he gaadi hai yahaan or no guards or Harris itani chutiya mistake kar he nahi shakta he is a perfectionist matlab yelog bus kal raat ko jo aaye they wohlog he hain.. Iska matlab wohlog 2 teams mein devide hogaye hain.. David idhar Murad k sath hai and Harris or Jaby alag game khel rahe hain.. Lekin kya??
Sara-Maybe they are planning something else.. But chalo David ko pakkad letey hain tabtak..
Main-Nahi.. David ko nahi pakkadna abhi.. David ko hum kabhi bhi pakkad shaktey hain woh careless hai and reckless bhi.. Mujhe pehle Harris or Jaby cahiye. Lekin kaise?
Sara!-Itane bade sehar mein unhe kaise dhundenge humlog??
Main-Humlog nahi dhund shaktey wohlog humein dhundenge.. But i have an idea.. Jeff ye tere Captain ko bol ek orr help caahiye..
Jeff-Ab nahi ho paaega boss kal apne liye puri force laga di issne seniors ko pata chal gaya.. He is in trouble..
Main-Isko yahaan bula.. Asap.. Baaki main dekhlunga..
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Majedar dhamakedar fantastic mind blowing superb update broUpdate-554(Deal!)
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Jeff ne Captain ko bulawa bheja tabtak maine breakfast kiya and naha liya and then almost dopehar 12 baje Jeff mere room mein aaya..
Jeff - Boss Captain aagaya hai..
Main-Baitha usko..
Ye bolke maine mask pehna and bahaar aaya.. Toh hall mein Captain baitha tha and baaki sablog bhi wahin they.. Captain ek typical 45-50 ummar kaa turkish banda tha..
Jeff - Captain this is my boss and boss this is Captain of Istanbul police..
Main-Hello there Captain nice to meet you..
Captain - Likewise.. Likewise.. This is a nice hotel you got here?? How many floors is it??
Jeff-8 floors.. 105 Rooms..
Captain - Oh damn..
Main-So captain I've heard a lot of good things about you.. And i am impressed with the work you did for me..
Captain - No problem..
Main-But i need another favor from you.. I need you to find 2 people for me..
Captain - No. No. No.. I can't do that.. I already got in trouble with my seniors.. I can't risk it again.. And finding a car is okay but finding 2 people in this city is impossible..
Main-Ok think about it this time give a cut to your seniors also..
Captain - I can't do that..
Main-How does 500 Thousand Lira sounds??
Captain - I can't..
Main-1 million??
Captain - Jeff tell him i can't..
Main-2 Million Lira?? 3???
Ab Captain thoda dagmagaya or main samjh gaya ki ye fans gaya hai..
Main-Ok.. Ok.. 6 Million Lira.. You can give a cut to your seniors also.. Ok???
Captain - 6 Mill.. Mill.. Million??
Main-Yeah.. In advance.. 100% in advance..
Captain - But what if i can't find them??
Main-I just need you to give your 100%.. No big deal.. But if you find them i will add another 4 million to this.. 10 Million Lira is a lot of money Captain you can retire happily..
Captain - Ohk.. Ok.. I got you.. I will do it.. I will do it..
Main-I know you can do it, there are a lot of police officers in your force.. Some hints are they'll most probably be in a luxurious hotel or mansion or bungalow or something of that sorts and they moved to Istanbul recently like in past 72 hours so you can track them through airport cctvs..
Captain - You got it..
Main-Jeff iska 6 million karwadey.. Or photos bhejdey.
Jeff - Ok boss..
Main-Jeff will send you the photos..
Captain khadda hua mujhse hath milaya..
Captain - I must ask Sir, why you wearing a mask??
Main-It's just for protection..
Captain - From whom you need protection??
Main-Not mine for your protection..
Ye sunke Captain confusiya gaya mujhe ghurra and samjh gaya ki main uske samjh se bahot bahaar hun and woh chala gaya wahaan se..
Jeff - Boss 10 Million?? Are you serious.. Thats like 5 Crore Rupees.. Itane paise??
Maij-Jeff Jeff samjha nahi tu The Money is not important samjha.. Paisa important nahi hai lekin paise se jo mill shakta hai woh important hai.. Isne socha nahi hoga puri jindagi mein itana paisa ek sath or ye samjh gaya ki ab kaam karna he karna hai kyunki jo banda 10 million isko seconds mein de shakta hai woh kya kya nahi kar shakta iske sath.. Woh khouff bina kuch kiye jaaega uske andar.. Then second point paise se loyalty aati hai.. Itane kam time mein Harris isko 10 million se jyaada de nahi paaega.. Or Jaby k pass lund hai dene ko.. And then agar ye mana kardeta toh humlog kabhi unko nahi dhund paate or majbooran humein intejaar karna padta unke attack kaa or uss time obviously unke pass upper hand hota.. Lekin baat karun police ki toh Istanbul mein almost 60000 law officials hain or agar uske 1% ko bhi ye kaam par lagayega toh 6000 officers hogaye and remember unke local khabri then unki technology or uppar se unki power.. Inse bachna impossible hoga unke liye..
Jeff - You are so smart boss..
Main-Abhi dekha he kya hai beta tune..
Boe-Now we wait..
Main-Yep..
Ab main bore horaha tha toh niche ki taraf chala gaya ye headquarter bhi baaki headquarter k maafik he tha niche ye hotel tha 7 floors kaa uske baad 8th floor closed tha ye bus humaare liye tha.. 8th floor k liye alag entrance alag lifts takk thi...Niche kuch tha nahi bus bheed thi, toh main waapis uppar aaya and terrace par mast cigarette peene laga jiski mujhe bilkul bhi jarurat nahi thi lekin mujhe niche Abeer ki ek dabi mill gayi thi toh timepass k liye jala lee maine.. Then main sochne laga bc kya smart hun main.. Kya jarurat hai bhalla mujhe 3.0 ki..Bhenchod main akela kaafi hun.. 3.0 kar paata ye deal police k sath?? Maadarchod ulta captain ko thok k jail mein hota abtak.. Issiliye harr kissi ko maarna bhi theek nahi hai.. Itana extra dimag kiss liye hai bhenchod firr..
Lekin woh chhod bhenchod ye 1.0 i mean pussy boy kidhar hai?? I know woh jinda toh hai or uske pass moka bhi kai aachuke hain lekin kuch karta nahi woh bahaar aane k liye.. Yaa maybe aana he nahi caahta hoga.. Kyunki obviously ye jagah uske liye hai he nahi.. True that..
Bhosdk watch out.. Saamne bhi Dekhle maadarchod abhi girr jaata naa yahaan se toh bhosdk niche girrne se pehle 2-3 baar marr chuka hota bhosdk.. Iron man nahi hai lawde tu.. Ye tera tejj dimag abhi wahaan niche farsh par bikhra hota..
Maine khudko khayalon he khayalon mein bilkul deewar k end par paaya 2-3 kadam k baad seedha niche hota main.. Bhenchod.. Wake the fuck up.... Issliye main turant wahaan se uttara or waapis room mein aagaya.. Yahin wait karunga main... I know woh dhund lenge bhenchod ghuss khor police se koi bacha hai kya bhalla aajtak.. Or jab woh dhund lega naa maine maa chod deni hai Jaby paby ki..
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