Thriller Waah! Life Ho Toh Aisi - The Merchant Of Death ( COMPLETED )

[AP 316]

WLHTA - The Serpent Of Underworld

Thread is Live. Updates soon.

 

[Broke]

Update-574(Harris)
​

574


Main-Yeah samjh gaya tha ye toh mam.. Jo mere sabse close they woh caah kar bhi meri help nahi kar paa rahe hain.. Because wohlog again so called rules ki wajah se bandhein hain..


Chloe - Exactly.. Wahi toh.. I know tum ek family ki tarah ho unke liye but remember Bovice literally mere husband they woh caahtey toh meri help kar shaktey they easily lekin again rules.. These fucking rules..


Main - I know its fucking stupid.. That's what it is... Those rules are fucking jokes. Jab unko jarurat hoti hai toh main caahe koi rule break karun kissi ko koi farak nahi padta lekin ab dekho they want me locked up, just because maine mera badla liya. Crazy right??


Chloe - Yep.. Issliye toh keh rahi hun tumhe, dhyaan rakho yaa toh unke according chalo ya fir chalo he matt. Samjhe.. I mean you always can go back to your family.. Or jab chale jaoge tab inhe pata chalegi tumhari real worth..


Family?? Family?? Oh yess.. Main toh bhull he gaya tha.. Meri family.. Deva bhai.. Deepika Babhi.. Nikki.. Mangal.. Sam.. Ravi.. Rohit.. I fucking miss those guys.. Is it time??
Time to go back?? Yes.. Abhi nahi but yes that time is approaching.. Obviously.. Abhi koi reason nahi hai mere pass waapis jaane kaa or naa he unhe meri jarurat hai abhi.. Lekin jiss din unhe Meri jarurat hogi ussi din I'll vanish from here.


ChlOe mam ne kya idea diya hai mujhe.. Yes remember main kabhi bhi kaise bhi temporarily off hoke ghar waapis jaa shakta hun or tab ye maadarchod high command ko pata chalega ki Who the fuck i am.. I know wohlog mere bina bahot kuch hain lekin jo maine kiya hai woh koi nahi kar paaya or naa he kar paaega.. Because i am the fucking best.. Maine Asian underworld ko jin heights takk pohanchaaya hai wahaan takk koi nahi pohancha shakta.. Jitane missions maine kiye hain woh koi nahi kar shakta.. No one can replace me, i am irreplaceable.. Thats a cold hard fact..


Humlog Mumbai land hue, bhenchod it feels good to be back.. Finally uss cage se bahaar nikal gaya tha main.. Kevin humein lene uss private airfield par aaya hua tha..


Kevin - Good Morning boss.. Its good to see you back in action..


Main-Oh same Kevin same..


Kevin-Let's go..


Main-Kya situation hai??


Kevin - David kal raat ko Pune mein dekha gaya tha, Chang uske piche hai jab bhi woh bahaar nikalega apne bill se toh Chang k khabri faile hain pure sehar mein so humein hint milega he milega.. Baat karein Harris ki toh uska koi idea nahi hai.. But sources bata rahe hain ki parson woh Mumbai mein dekha gaya tha..


Main-Interesting.. Tumlog Harris ko chhodo David par dhyaan do Harris apne aap mill jaaega..


Kevin-Yeah most probably David k sath he hoga Harris..


Main-No no no.. David k sath nahi hoga.. David ki gand fatt jaati hai Harris se woh Harris k saamne aankh uthaake baat takk nahi kar shakta so uske sath rehna toh durr ki baat hai..


Chloe - Yeah. David bahot darrta hai Harris se. Woh kuch bhi hojaae apne baap ko disappoint nahi karna caahta, issiliye toh woh Jaby k mission mein shaamil nahi tha, kyunki agar Harris ko pata chal jaata ki David ne Jaby k sath milke tumhare sath woh sab kiya toh woh apne hathon se apne bete ko goli maar deta.. Harris is a man full of Culture, Respect and Rules. He doesn't play foul..


Main-Yeah, itana toh jaan he gaya hun usko main warna uske pass bahot saare chances they aapko lejaane k but usne aisa kiya nahi. It's crazy you know uski likhi hui books padhke meri training start hui, meri start ki training toh uske rules, guidelines and methods k uppar thi..


Chloe - Keval tumhari he nahi underworld ki kissi bhi agency k more than 50% new recruits ki training ussi ki books se suru hoti hai..


Main-Yeah wahi toh, it makes him my teacher kind of.. It'll be crazy jab hum dono aamne saamne honge i can't wait..


Chloe - You don't want to come face to face with him..


Main-Oh believe me i do i really do.


Continued..

Mind blowing update bhai

 

[Broke]

Update-574(Harris)
​

574


Main-Yeah samjh gaya tha ye toh mam.. Jo mere sabse close they woh caah kar bhi meri help nahi kar paa rahe hain.. Because wohlog again so called rules ki wajah se bandhein hain..


Chloe - Exactly.. Wahi toh.. I know tum ek family ki tarah ho unke liye but remember Bovice literally mere husband they woh caahtey toh meri help kar shaktey they easily lekin again rules.. These fucking rules..


Main - I know its fucking stupid.. That's what it is... Those rules are fucking jokes. Jab unko jarurat hoti hai toh main caahe koi rule break karun kissi ko koi farak nahi padta lekin ab dekho they want me locked up, just because maine mera badla liya. Crazy right??


Chloe - Yep.. Issliye toh keh rahi hun tumhe, dhyaan rakho yaa toh unke according chalo ya fir chalo he matt. Samjhe.. I mean you always can go back to your family.. Or jab chale jaoge tab inhe pata chalegi tumhari real worth..


Family?? Family?? Oh yess.. Main toh bhull he gaya tha.. Meri family.. Deva bhai.. Deepika Babhi.. Nikki.. Mangal.. Sam.. Ravi.. Rohit.. I fucking miss those guys.. Is it time??
Time to go back?? Yes.. Abhi nahi but yes that time is approaching.. Obviously.. Abhi koi reason nahi hai mere pass waapis jaane kaa or naa he unhe meri jarurat hai abhi.. Lekin jiss din unhe Meri jarurat hogi ussi din I'll vanish from here.


ChlOe mam ne kya idea diya hai mujhe.. Yes remember main kabhi bhi kaise bhi temporarily off hoke ghar waapis jaa shakta hun or tab ye maadarchod high command ko pata chalega ki Who the fuck i am.. I know wohlog mere bina bahot kuch hain lekin jo maine kiya hai woh koi nahi kar paaya or naa he kar paaega.. Because i am the fucking best.. Maine Asian underworld ko jin heights takk pohanchaaya hai wahaan takk koi nahi pohancha shakta.. Jitane missions maine kiye hain woh koi nahi kar shakta.. No one can replace me, i am irreplaceable.. Thats a cold hard fact..


Humlog Mumbai land hue, bhenchod it feels good to be back.. Finally uss cage se bahaar nikal gaya tha main.. Kevin humein lene uss private airfield par aaya hua tha..


Kevin - Good Morning boss.. Its good to see you back in action..


Main-Oh same Kevin same..


Kevin-Let's go..


Main-Kya situation hai??


Kevin - David kal raat ko Pune mein dekha gaya tha, Chang uske piche hai jab bhi woh bahaar nikalega apne bill se toh Chang k khabri faile hain pure sehar mein so humein hint milega he milega.. Baat karein Harris ki toh uska koi idea nahi hai.. But sources bata rahe hain ki parson woh Mumbai mein dekha gaya tha..


Main-Interesting.. Tumlog Harris ko chhodo David par dhyaan do Harris apne aap mill jaaega..


Kevin-Yeah most probably David k sath he hoga Harris..


Main-No no no.. David k sath nahi hoga.. David ki gand fatt jaati hai Harris se woh Harris k saamne aankh uthaake baat takk nahi kar shakta so uske sath rehna toh durr ki baat hai..


Chloe - Yeah. David bahot darrta hai Harris se. Woh kuch bhi hojaae apne baap ko disappoint nahi karna caahta, issiliye toh woh Jaby k mission mein shaamil nahi tha, kyunki agar Harris ko pata chal jaata ki David ne Jaby k sath milke tumhare sath woh sab kiya toh woh apne hathon se apne bete ko goli maar deta.. Harris is a man full of Culture, Respect and Rules. He doesn't play foul..


Main-Yeah, itana toh jaan he gaya hun usko main warna uske pass bahot saare chances they aapko lejaane k but usne aisa kiya nahi. It's crazy you know uski likhi hui books padhke meri training start hui, meri start ki training toh uske rules, guidelines and methods k uppar thi..


Chloe - Keval tumhari he nahi underworld ki kissi bhi agency k more than 50% new recruits ki training ussi ki books se suru hoti hai..


Main-Yeah wahi toh, it makes him my teacher kind of.. It'll be crazy jab hum dono aamne saamne honge i can't wait..


Chloe - You don't want to come face to face with him..


Main-Oh believe me i do i really do.


Continued..

Amazing update bhai

agle update ke intezar rahega

 

[Vk248517]

Update-574(Harris)
​

574


Main-Yeah samjh gaya tha ye toh mam.. Jo mere sabse close they woh caah kar bhi meri help nahi kar paa rahe hain.. Because wohlog again so called rules ki wajah se bandhein hain..


Chloe - Exactly.. Wahi toh.. I know tum ek family ki tarah ho unke liye but remember Bovice literally mere husband they woh caahtey toh meri help kar shaktey they easily lekin again rules.. These fucking rules..


Main - I know its fucking stupid.. That's what it is... Those rules are fucking jokes. Jab unko jarurat hoti hai toh main caahe koi rule break karun kissi ko koi farak nahi padta lekin ab dekho they want me locked up, just because maine mera badla liya. Crazy right??


Chloe - Yep.. Issliye toh keh rahi hun tumhe, dhyaan rakho yaa toh unke according chalo ya fir chalo he matt. Samjhe.. I mean you always can go back to your family.. Or jab chale jaoge tab inhe pata chalegi tumhari real worth..


Family?? Family?? Oh yess.. Main toh bhull he gaya tha.. Meri family.. Deva bhai.. Deepika Babhi.. Nikki.. Mangal.. Sam.. Ravi.. Rohit.. I fucking miss those guys.. Is it time??
Time to go back?? Yes.. Abhi nahi but yes that time is approaching.. Obviously.. Abhi koi reason nahi hai mere pass waapis jaane kaa or naa he unhe meri jarurat hai abhi.. Lekin jiss din unhe Meri jarurat hogi ussi din I'll vanish from here.


ChlOe mam ne kya idea diya hai mujhe.. Yes remember main kabhi bhi kaise bhi temporarily off hoke ghar waapis jaa shakta hun or tab ye maadarchod high command ko pata chalega ki Who the fuck i am.. I know wohlog mere bina bahot kuch hain lekin jo maine kiya hai woh koi nahi kar paaya or naa he kar paaega.. Because i am the fucking best.. Maine Asian underworld ko jin heights takk pohanchaaya hai wahaan takk koi nahi pohancha shakta.. Jitane missions maine kiye hain woh koi nahi kar shakta.. No one can replace me, i am irreplaceable.. Thats a cold hard fact..


Humlog Mumbai land hue, bhenchod it feels good to be back.. Finally uss cage se bahaar nikal gaya tha main.. Kevin humein lene uss private airfield par aaya hua tha..


Kevin - Good Morning boss.. Its good to see you back in action..


Main-Oh same Kevin same..


Kevin-Let's go..


Main-Kya situation hai??


Kevin - David kal raat ko Pune mein dekha gaya tha, Chang uske piche hai jab bhi woh bahaar nikalega apne bill se toh Chang k khabri faile hain pure sehar mein so humein hint milega he milega.. Baat karein Harris ki toh uska koi idea nahi hai.. But sources bata rahe hain ki parson woh Mumbai mein dekha gaya tha..


Main-Interesting.. Tumlog Harris ko chhodo David par dhyaan do Harris apne aap mill jaaega..


Kevin-Yeah most probably David k sath he hoga Harris..


Main-No no no.. David k sath nahi hoga.. David ki gand fatt jaati hai Harris se woh Harris k saamne aankh uthaake baat takk nahi kar shakta so uske sath rehna toh durr ki baat hai..


Chloe - Yeah. David bahot darrta hai Harris se. Woh kuch bhi hojaae apne baap ko disappoint nahi karna caahta, issiliye toh woh Jaby k mission mein shaamil nahi tha, kyunki agar Harris ko pata chal jaata ki David ne Jaby k sath milke tumhare sath woh sab kiya toh woh apne hathon se apne bete ko goli maar deta.. Harris is a man full of Culture, Respect and Rules. He doesn't play foul..


Main-Yeah, itana toh jaan he gaya hun usko main warna uske pass bahot saare chances they aapko lejaane k but usne aisa kiya nahi. It's crazy you know uski likhi hui books padhke meri training start hui, meri start ki training toh uske rules, guidelines and methods k uppar thi..


Chloe - Keval tumhari he nahi underworld ki kissi bhi agency k more than 50% new recruits ki training ussi ki books se suru hoti hai..


Main-Yeah wahi toh, it makes him my teacher kind of.. It'll be crazy jab hum dono aamne saamne honge i can't wait..


Chloe - You don't want to come face to face with him..


Main-Oh believe me i do i really do.


Continued..

Awesome updates

 

[Vk248517]

Update-573(I Am Back)
​

573

Mujhe ab lag raha tha ki meri punishment and retraining kabhi khatam nahi hone waali hai and i am stuck here forever.. This was fucked up maine even Master Boe ko hints dena chaalu kardiya tha ki i am ready to go back, but woh bhi meri baat samjh nahi rahe they actually samjh rahe they lekin woh caahtey they ki main openly ye sab bolun. Or openly ye sab bolne ka matlab main jukh gaya or ye hone waala tha nahi..

Lekin finally finally, next day main subah ki training finish karke waapis ghar aaya he tha ki wahaan Master Bovice Master Norman and Master Boe mojjud they..

Main-Finally.. Finally..

Bovice - How are you AP??

Main-Fine..

Bovice - I know tum desperate ho yahaan se bahaar nikalne k liye. And yes humaare pass ek task hai tumhaare liye but but remember keval tum he nahi ho jo ye task kar shaktey ho..

Main-Fir mere pass aane kaa reason master??

Bovice - Kyunki hum dekhna caahtey hain tumhari training kaa koi ashar hua bhi hai ya nahi.. Thats why we are here.. And frankly speaking ye mission he decide karega ki tum waapis field mein jaane laayak ho ya tumhe yahin rakha jaae for another few months..

Main-Ok..

Bovice - So as you know Harris and David still Chloe and tumhaare piche hain and recently wohlog thoda jyaada he kar rahe hain like wohlog investigation karwa rahe hain ki Chloe ko kaise or kisne bahaar nikala and woh kahaan and kiski help se chippi hui hai yaa kon uske piche hai jo woh still pakkadi nahi gayi.. Jo obviously achi baat nahi hai. So hum caahtey hain ki tum deal karo Unse. Or deal kaise karna hai?? Dont just go around killing everybody samjhe, kisko or kyun maara uska jawaab caahiye hoga mujhe unnecessary kissi ko bhi nahi maarna hai.. Bus pichle 1 maheene ki ye training k base par tumhe ye mission complete karna hai and unhi techniques k hissab se saari difficulties ko tackle karna hai..Bolo are you ready??

Main - 1000%..i am ready. I have been ready the entire time..

Bovice-Good..

Norman - Lekin yaad rakhna AP, ek choti c galati tumhe waapis yahin bandh karke rakh degi or usme hum bhi kuch nahi kar paaenge..

Main-Sure..

Boe-David currently Mumbai mein hai or most probably Harris bhi wahin hai..

Main-Mumbai??

Boe-Yeah Chloe mam ne tumhari team k sath milke ek task kiya tha Mumbai mein 2 din Pehle, Chloe mam toh waapis headquarters aachuki hain but team wahin hai, lekin Harris and David ko still lagta hai ki Chloe mam wahin hain.. So tum jaa shaktey ho..

Bovice - Chloe tumhaare sath jaaegi kyunki agar Chloe sath nahi hogi toh tumhe dikhenge bhi nahi David yaa Harris unhe bus Chloe se matlab hai..

Main-Yeah true..

Boe - Plane ready hai tumhara..

Main-Ok.. Main bhi ready hun..

Bovice - Good bye AP..Best of luck..

Ye bolke Bovice and Boe chale gaye wahaan se..

Norman - Remember AP don't mess this up agar yahaan galati hui toh you are gone, and god knows for how long.. So please, remember your training that's all i am asking you..

Main-I will..

Ye bolke master bhi chale gaye wahaan se.. Ok bhenchod ok.. Finally.. Maadarchod kuch toh aaya.. Aaya jarur tha ye mission lekin ye mission meri life kaa sabse hard mission hone waala tha, issliye nahi ki enemies strong they jo obviously they but ye hard issliye tha ki meri ek galati or mujhe fir bhenchod yahaan laake chhod diya jaaega or galati naa bhi karun toh bhi High Command waale maadarchod mujhe bina baat bhi waapis laa shaktey they issliye ek ek kadam mujhe soch soch k rakhna tha.. Ek choti c galati and game over..

Main ready hua jaane k liye Ami bhi Mumbai gayi thi kuch din Pehle, main airport pohancha toh Chloe already mera wait kar rahi thi wahaan..

Chloe - Finally you are back..

Main-Yes mam..

Chloe - Chalein??

Main-Yep..

Hum dono plane mein aae toh Chloe mam mere sath he baith gayi..

Chloe - So kaisa tha tumhara break?

Main-Terrible.. Horrible actually. It fucking sucks..

Chloe - You know that's why i hate these organizations. Be it league, HOD specially High Command.. Agar tum inke so called rules follow nahi kar rahe ho yaani in short inka paaltu kutta banke nahi chaloge toh ye apna pura dum lagaa denge tumhari life ko living hell bananey k liye.. Wahi mere sath hua tha and same raaste par tum ho.. Mujhe toh thankfully tumne bacha liya tha but tumhe bachane waala koi nahi hai AP.. Issliye please dhyaan rakho do whatever they Want you to do however they want you to do it.. Warna tumhe bhi meri tarah bahaar nikaal k faink denge yelog.. Woh toh abtak faink bhi detey but unhe pata hai you are the best they got you are by far the best agent in whole underworld... And remember that, remember your worth you are the best at this.. By far..

Continued..

Dhasssu updates

 

[spritemathews]

Dhasssu updates

 

[Tahirtahir111]

Zabardast update

 

[Nadan Dill]

Nice update bhaii bhit Awla Maza Aya gya par Kar ab new update Ka intazar ha

 

[Arvind Sharma]

nice updates

 

[Shahrukh]

Awesome update bhai keep posting

 

[Vickyabhi]

Nice updates