Thriller Waah! Life Ho Toh Aisi - The Merchant Of Death ( COMPLETED )

[AP 316]

WLHTA - The Serpent Of Underworld

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Sunaina - Fit and fine my love..


Main-Breakfast kaa jugaad karwaadey fir..


Sunaina - As your wish my love..

Bhai kya sunaina AP se pyar karti hai?

 

[Broke]

Waiting for next part bro

 

[Shubham9595]

Waiting bro❤

 

[Dragon master]

Waiting pa g

 

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Update-597(Delhi)
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597

Daemon chala gaya wahaan se i like this guy i like this guy a lot he is a fucking legend and i am so happy ki maine isko wahaan se nikaal liya..

Daemon k jaatey he humlog bhi turant airport pohanchey plane ready karwa rakha tha Chang ne and humlog seedha nikale USA k liye.. Flight lambi hone waali thi lekin meri nind usase bhi lambi, finally main chain se so shakta tha ye sochte hue ki atleast Kevin ko shakal dikhaane laayak toh hua main..

Ek long journey k baad humlog California pohanchey wahaan se seedha Abeer k pass hotel gaya main woh ready tha jaane k liye.. Main jaake naha dhoke ready hua and breakfast karne baithtey humlog..

Main-Tu kya karega Ab??

Chang - Kya karunga matlab??

Main-Obviously I can't take you with me..

Abeer-10000% he is not coming there bhenchod moutt kaa nanga naach nahi caahiye mujhe wahaan.. Haryana mein dikh bhi gaya toh I'll kill you..

Chang-Kya yaar Abeer bhai, or kya karunga main?? Everyone hates me now kisske sath jaaunga?? Ami Wants to kill me Claire is in a prison somewhere.. By the way boss Claire ko safe house mein arrest karke rakha gaya hai.. Usko nikalwaaun?

Main-Naa rehney dey psychopath hogayi hai woh bahaar nikalegi toh kuch orr bada karegi then prison bhejdenge toh waise he maari jaaegi issliye safe house better hai uske liye..

Chang - Ok..

Humlog ne breakfast kiya he tha ki woh Randy kaa contact Jamie wahaan aaya..

Jamie -Boss baat karne ki bolrahe hain aapse..

Maine phone liya toh Randy tha..

Randy - You fucking bitch.. You fucking piece of shit..

Main-Kya??

Randy - Shut the fuck up.. Just shut up.. Mana kiya tha naa bhosdk?? Why?? Why??

Main-I don't know what you are talking about..

Randy - Oh ofcourse ofcourse tujhe kya he pata hoga.. Ofcourse.. I hope tune sab cleanly kiya ho AP kyunki agar koi saboot mill gaya kissi ko toh i swear tujhe chuppne ko jagah nahi millegi..

Main-Well Saboot kya hota hai i dont know..

Randy - Good.. Masters bahot gussa hain BC bahot he jyaada.. Master Mogui toh fattne waale they. Same with Sara and Master Norman..Uff aaj toh pura headquarters kaanp raha tha..

Main-Lol..

Randy - Now what??

Main-Bus jaa raha hun..

Randy - Good Bye AP.. Stay blessed my brother..

Main-Thanks My man..Will miss you..

Call disconnected..

Main-Jamie paperwork Ready hai??

Jamie - Yep here you go boss..

Main-Thanks for the help..

Jamie - Oh mention not boss anything for you..

Jamie humein bye bolke chala gaya and ab humaari baari thi jaane ki.. Tickets ready thi documents ready they..Chang humein airport takk chhodne aaya tha..

Main-Dhyaan se reh aish se reh obviously mere accounts tere pass hain he saare kharch karle caahe bus don't get into trouble samjha..

Chang-Boss main puri life agar kharch karun toh bhi aapke saare paise kharch nahi kar shakta..

Main-Also meri maanega toh nahi tu but still jitana ho shake mujhse durr rehna..

Chang - Ahem Ahem Ahem..

Main-Good Bye Chang..

Chang - Good bye boss..

Ye bolke woh mujhse galle milla then Abeer se milla..

Abeer-I will miss You Changy boy..

Chang-Same bhai..

And finally humlog airport mein gaye and uss din realise hua humein ki bhenchod kitani bakchodi hoti hai andar maadarchod checking fir checking fir lines fir ye fir woh Arrey maadarchod abtak private fly kartey they toh 2 minute mein plane k andar hotey they ye toh 2 ghantey laga diye.. Holy shit..

Finally humlog flight me aaye lambi flight hone waali thi lekin time zones k hissab se hum 2 ghantey baad Delhi Land kar gaye.. Crazy right?? Yeah i know.. Delhi aake bhenchod bhayanak jet lag laga holy shit..

Abeer - Bc finally i am back...

Main-Same..

Abeer-Ab?? Taxi wagairaah dekhein??

Main-Jeb mein paise kitane hain??

Abeer-Zero.. Zero..

Main-Good.. Waise bhi humlog shyaam ko jaaenge yahaan se..

Abeer-Kyun??

Main-Aaj kya hai??

Abeer-Monday?? Tuesday??i think..

Main-Bhosdk date kya hai aaj..

Abeer-No idea..

Main-I know tu chutiya bana raha hai mujhe..

Abeer-Eheheheh.. Happy Birthday bhosdk..

Main-Yeah..

Abeer-Main soch raha tha gift k sath wish karun but tu karwa he raha hai toh theek..

Main-Exactly.. Toh aaj shyaam ko bhai ne party rakhi hai, and humlog directly ussi mein entry maarenge.. Samjha..

Abeer-Oh i see bc sabkuch already plan karke nikala hai tu bhosdk..

Main-Obviously.. Abhi jaaenge toh hotel mein rukkna padega or koi na koi maadarchod pehchaan he lega.. Issliye yahin rukkenge Delhi mein..

Abeer - Delhi mein kahan??

Main-Ajit ji haina..Warna Sunaina darling hogi..

Abeer-Oh obviously bc.. Chal..

Continued..

Awesome update bro

 

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Update-598(Chloe)
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598


Humaare pass koi cash bacha nahi tha "Rupees" toh nahi atleast issliye humlog ne Delhi Headquarters takk kaa 2 kilometres kaa safar paidal tay kiya garmi ki suruwaat hui he thi so jyaada dikkat nahi hui samaan lekin jyaada tha as jab main Indonesia mein Killer -2 khel raha tha tab Abeer sabke liye gifts le raha tha jo sahi tha humaari story majbut hogi isase, khair humlog pohanchey finally headquarters lift lee wahaan fingerprint scan kiye tab jaake top floor par jaane diya gaya humein. Wahaan se mujhe pata chala Ajit ji or Sunaina kaa pata toh main seedha Sunaina k cabin mein gaya Toh woh dono wahin they and copy pen leke koi toh bhi kaam kar rahe they..


Ajit - Oh ho ho ho.. Arrey dhanya bhaag humaare jo maai Baap yahaan padhaare..


Main-Bus kya Ajit ji firki loge ab..


Ajit - AP my boy..


Ajit ji humse galle mille fir Sunaina milli..


Ajit - Kaisa hai??


Main-Theek thaak..


Ajit - Kevin k baare mein pata chala i was devastated.. Mera favorite member tha woh teri team ka.. He was a good kid..


Main-He was..But it happens..


Ajit - Yeah.. Baitho..


Main-Sunaina kaisi hai??


Sunaina - Fit and fine my love..


Main-Breakfast kaa jugaad karwaadey fir..


Sunaina - As your wish my love..


Main-Shut up...


Sunaina breakfast kaa order deke aagayi waapis..


Ajit - I know tujhe iss baare mein kuch bhi nahi maalum hoga obviously but still Indonesia mein jo hua bahot sahi hua..


Main-Yep...


Ajit - I fucking love you.. Ab toh ghar waapisi hogayi hai mere aas pass he rahoge so miltey rehna..


Main-Yeah.. About that.. Mujhe ek gaadi caahiye drop karne k liye and kuch paise..


Ajit - Done..Lekin aaj - 2 toh rukkoge at least?? Khaatir daari kaa moka doge..


Main-Nahi shyaam ko nikal jaaunga.. Important hai jaana..


Ajit - Koi naa shyaam takk toh rukko..


Humlog ne breakfast wagairaah kiya baatein hui and shyaam hone aai so chalne kaa time hua toh Ajit ji ne gaadi kaa intejaam kardiya tha and woh aaye ek briefcase leke mere pass..


Main-Ye kya hai??


Ajit - Tumne kaha tha naa paise caahiye..


Main-What the fuck Ajit ji.. Paise caahiye matlab 5-7 hajaar caahiye Crores nahi caahiye..


Ajit - Toh aise Clear karo naa Yaar.. Mujhe kya pata..


Main-Maine kaha tha thode paise caahiye.. Ye kahan se thode hain..


Ajit - Tumhare jaise billionaire k liye toh thode he hain..


Main-Aji haan.


Maine usme se kuch hajaar rupaye liye and nikalne ko ready hue he they ki Sunaina bhagti hui aai..


Sunaina - Boss Randy hai..


Main-Ye maadarchod ko bhi shanti nahi hai..


Randy - Hello..


Main-Bhonk..


Randy - We fucked up..


Main-Kya??


Randy - Chloe Mam kaa case re open hogaya hai..


Main-What??? What??? Kaise bhenchod??


Randy - Jisko maara tha mam Ne uske family ne Elders k saamne arji dedi hai..


Main-What the fuckkkk.. Toh elders ko di hai toh Emo settle nahi karwa shaktey?


Randy - Yeah but woh sirf time buy karwa shaktey hai..


Main- fuck..


Randy - Master is mad mad.. Abhi toh case chalega kuch din but agar case haar gaye toh firse wahi sab karna hoga.. Le baat kar..


Bovice - AP.. You there..


Main-Always for you master..


Bovice - Dekha tumhare jaatey he ye sab suru.. I knew it.. Tum kyun gaye AP.. You idiot..


Main-Don't worry master..


Bovice - Don't tell me not to worry AP.. Chloe firse jail jaa shakti hai agar woh case haar gyi toh or case ab Elders ki court mein hai so jo hoga woh hoga he hum kuch nahi kar shaktey..


Main-Listen listen master aap ek baar case par dhyaan do keval or keval humlog jeet he jaaenge..


Bovice - Haan woh Chhodo haar gaye toh kya karna hai tumhe..


Main-Main wahi karunga jo aapka order hoga maine ek baar unko bahaar nikaala hai toh firse bhi nikaal lunga..dont stress it.. I promise.


Bovice - Yeah yeah that's what i want.. Promise kiya hai AP tumne agar ye promise tutta naa toh it'll be chaos for you.. Tum mera woh chehra dekhoge jo tum sapne mein bhi nahi soch shaktey..


Main-Sure master.. Focus on the case now..


Call disconnected..


Main-Bhenchod..In elders ko koi kaam dhanda naa hai kya maadarchod log ko..


Ajit-What??


Maine bataya unko..


Ajit - Holy fuck.. Ofcourse master gussa hain hona he caahiye..


Main - Wahi.. Mujhe dhamki di unhone mujhe?? Iska matlab gussa he nahi bawle hogaye hain woh.. And i dont blame him itane saal baad kuch khussi aai thi unki life mein and ab firse.. Fucking hell..


Ajit - But don't worry elders k pass case hai toh kuch maheene toh case he chalega or tabtak safe house mein rakhenge Chloe mam ko naa ki jail mein and then hopefully jeet he jaaenge hum.. Nahi toh fir ek baar kiya hai doobara fir kar lena..


Main-Yeah.. Lets hope so..


Continued..

Superb update bro

 

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Update-599(THE END)
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599


So meri life sahi hoti hoti firse ulti hogayi thi, bhenchod ek or musibat aagayi thi Madam Chloe ko leke.. Fuck.. Lekin for now mere pass time tha. Elders ki court mein case lambe se chaltey hain so hopefully tabtak main yahaan ki bakchodi se nipat lunga and then aage kaa aage dekhenge..Filhaal k liye insabko piche chhodna hoga.. Fuck that jo hoga dekha jaaega.. Ye life piche chhod di hai maine.. Filhaal k liye toh atleast..


Main or Abeer gaadi mein aaye and nikale shyaam 4 baje Delhi se..


Abeer - Finally bhenchod.. Finally.. Ye road ye rasta ye hawa ye najaare holy shit i missed this place..


Main-Same.. Kya lagta hai Abeer kaise adjust honge humlog wahaan??


Abeer-What the fuck do you mean kaise adjust honge?? Bhosdk 20 saal wahi gand marwaai hai tune ab 1.5 saal mein tu adjust hone ko ro raha hai.. Aji lund mera..


Main-Lol..


Abeer-Adjust.. Ghanta we deserve to be here... We were born to be here.. Woh sab temporary hai this right here is permanent my friend.. This is it..


Main-True..


Abeer- Don't stress it, we got this easy.


Humlog almost 3 ghantey baad humaari city mein enter kar gaye or jaise jaise humlog city k andar chaltey gaye meri heartbeat badhti gayi. Main literally aankhein faade bus wahi old scenery ko dekhta jaa raha tha ye 1.5 saal mujhe 15 saal k barabar lag raha tha. Hum school k pass se gujre oh fucking hell i miss this place.. Yahaan se bhi bc behisaab yaadein juddi hain meri..


Abeer-Kya lagta hai Red John kaa motive kya hai .? I mean obviously woh ek serial killer hai but yahaan Haryana mein uska motive kya hai..


Main-I think motive clear hai Abeer, North India humaare under aane k baad one of the most popular region ban gaya hai India kaa. Also one of the fastest growing reason or haryana se he in sab ki suruwaat hoti hai it all started here, or jahaan takk I know Red John usko yahi sab passand hai aisi jagah par usse Jyaada limelight milti hai and that's what he likes that's what he enjoys. Issiliye ussne Haryana ko choose kiya..


Abeer - Makes sense.. Its scary bhenchod he is a fucking demon..


Main-Yeah main kar raha tha research uske Uppar he is a fucking maniac.. It'll be hard to fight him.. And then uppar se Sanjay Das is also here Red John se toh nipat bhi lenge, lekin Sanjay Das is a different breed of criminal.. He is a fucking mastermind and uppar se uska kingdom is huge like literally huge behisaab Paisa, manpower and contacts hain uske pass..


Abeer - Yeah bro uski baat he matt kar woh alag he bakchodi hai bhenchod..


Main-But it is what it is.. Aagaya hai toh ab we have no other choice but to fight him. And we will fight him because..


Abeer-Because that's what we do baby.. But remember abhi tu shant he reh like violence se jitana ho shake durr he reh. Jabtak necessary naa ho tu durr he rehna please..


Main-Obviously.. 1000%..


Abeer-Holy fucking shit we are here.. Damn.. This place looks like a dream..


Abeer bola toh maine bhi dhyaan diya saamne haweli thi "The Majestic Haweli". Haweli ko puri tarah se sajaya gaya tha obviously sajaye bhi kyun naa aaj mera birthday tha..Waise toh i hate my birthday parties, or naa he main kabhi party karta hun birthday k din but aaj mujhe ye sab goosebumps de raha tha specially because main aaj ghar aaraha tha itane din baad. I can't wait to see my family, hopefully jyaada naaraj naa hon wohlog mujhse. Nahi honge bc they love me. Everyone will be here so sabse ek sath mulakat hojaane waali thi.. Humlog thoda durr gaadi se uttare samaan utaara and Abeer ne ek cigarette jala lee.. Humne cigarette pee and then ek lambi sans lee or Abeer mujhse galle milla...


Abeer-This is for leaving everything behind..


Main- Agreed.. Lekin always remember Abeer main hajaarvi baar bol raha hun tujhe, ki main caahe tere kitana he close hun ek time aaega jab main bhai k saamne khadda hounga toh yaad rakhna tu 100 mein se 100 baar bhai ki he side chunega, i dont give a fuck kya situation hai still tu bhai k sath he rahega..


Abeer - Copy that boss.. Copy that..


Main-Chalein??


Abeer-Yep..


Main - Here Goes nothing... Good Bye Ladies and Gentlemen.. This is it, I repeat This Is It..


The End..

Brilliant and excellent update bro

 

[Sαmαr]

Congratulations bro for completing 3rd part of your blockbuster story. Ye part bhi part 1 and 2 ki shandaar tha bro balki me to ye kahunga ki ye unse bhi badhiya tha kyuki yahan humein next level action dekhne ko mila aur emo ko escape karane wala mission mera favourite tha action ke mamle mein because wahan to big boss(3.0) hi aa gaye the.
I hope part 4 me isse bhi badhiya action, thrill, suspense and romance dekhne ko milega.
Next part ka besabri se intezar hai bro so please start the 4th part as soon as possible.

 

[Sαmαr]

Congratulations bro 2000 pages aur 4 million views pure hone ki liye

 

[Naik]

Congratulations brother