Thriller Waah! Life Ho Toh Aisi - The Merchant Of Death ( COMPLETED )

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WLHTA - The Serpent Of Underworld

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[andyking302]

Update-590(Confrontation!)
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590

Main din ba din transform hota jaa raha tha uss version ki taraf jo yahaan aaya tha, 1.0 or the original one whatever you want to call it.. Cool calm collected.. Or mujhe jald he yahaan se nikalna tha ab..

Plan ready tha Randy kaa ek contact tha California, USA mein jo ek Rehab center chalaata tha bahot bada, Randy usase baat karega or on papers ye show karega ki main pichle 17 maheene se wahin tha kuch din mujhe wahaan jaana bhi padega and wahaan se fir direct main ghar chala jaaunga.. Randy k according caahe pure India ki government bhi mere uppar investigation karegi toh bhi 99% unhe yahi pata chalega ki main USA mein tha.. Jo achi baat thi..

Jaana thoda or jaruri hogaya tha kyunki Red John jo bhenchod ek budhau world class serial killer hai asia kaa woh active hogaya tha North India mein.. Or jitana maine suna tha uske baare mein woh bhenchod ek alag he cheej tha i dont know kyun woh north India mein aaya but jo bhi tha it was scary.. Abtak log usse marra hua maan rahe they log kya bhenchod kai countries ki governments takk dawa kar chuki thi ki woh marr chuka hai, toh bhenchod achanak se kaise jaag gaya woh.. But jo bhi tha usse rokna mera kaam tha obviously mere jaane k baad haryana/North India mein crime ko bahot he behtarin dhang se tackle kiya tha meri team ne lekin still Red John ek alag cheej thi or mere bina wohlog shayad he jeet paaein usase..

Then second reason tha Sanjay Das ye current Indian underworld ki gaddi par baitha tha yaani Indian crime boss tha ye currently or Surendra jisko maine maara woh iska he khaas banda tha. Waise toh woh pure Indian crime world ka almost 60% dekhta hai lekin North India mein woh muskill se 10-15% raha hoga woh bhi Surendra ki wajah se or ab meri gair haajiri mein woh North India mein shift hone ki soch raha hai , or uski ye soch mujhe bilkul pasand nahi aai.. Ab Sanjay Das India kaa sabse bada don hone k sath sath Asian underworld kaa bhi ek hissa tha yaani meri iss life kaa bhi ek hissa hai woh. Obviously woh mujhe nahi jaanta but main usse jarur jaanta hun Sanjay League, High Command and ROW teeno k liye kaam karta hai basically dalaal hai woh fixer hai woh inke liye, Haan rank wagairaah nahi hai uske pase but ROW or High Command kaa ek bahot bada hissa hai woh.. So ye ek or dikkat thi mere liye.. Lekin jo bhi tha ab woh mera enemy tha and i dont give a fuck woh kiske sath tha..

Ek or important baat mere jaane k baad Deva bhai with the help of family North India ki super power ban chuke they, North India ki mostly states mein assembly elections hue jisme se Haryana, Gujarat, Rajasthan, Delhi and Punjab mein toh unhone ektarfa sarkaar banaa lee thi and UP mein bhi majority + gathbandhan se humne sarkaar banaai kuch choti states mein haar bhi milli jo big deal nahi thi fact ye tha ki North India kaa sabse bada chehra ban chuke they Deva bhai..

Main apni puri taiyaari kar chuka tha bus last kuch din wahaan kaat raha tha apne. Finally ek din Master Boe Master Bovice Master Norman Chloe mam and Sara mere pass aaye or wohlog shocked they literally shocked reason mujhe already maalum tha..

Sara-So you are telling me ki tum jaa rahe ho ?? How dare you bina mujhe inform kiye tumne ye sab decide karliya?? Dont we mean something to you?

Main-Aaj bataane waala tha..

Bovice - What do you mean bataane waala tha?Jaa kyun rahe ho tum?? What the hell is going on??

Main-Jaa kyun raha hun main?? Master theek toh ho aap? Kya matlab jaa kyun raha hun main.. Sabkuch toh aapke saamne hai.. I can't stay like this. Main nahi reh shakta aise. Yahan mere liye kuch nahi bacha hai missions mere laayak koi hai nahi, yahaan bandha hua baitha he toh hun main. And after what happened to Kevin main nahi reh shakta yahaan ye jagah khaa jaati hai mujhe, khudko itana majbur kabhi mehsoos nahi kiya maine.. Uppar se rules, permissions blah blah.. I don't give a fuck about them i am not made for them main kuch ulta seedha kar dunga toh mujhe bhi fir prison mein faink diya jaaega and main 10000% kuch ultah seedha karunga he karunga issliye better late than sorry.. Thats why main jaa raha hun..

Sara- I can understand that AP and 100% i am with you..

Main-No you are not Sara No one is with me.. Agar tumlog he mere sath hotey toh ye nobat nahi aati.

Sara-What??

Main-Yeah guess karo Sara tum 5 yahaan k one of the most powerful log ho by far, agar tumlog ek baar bhi bol detey naa Master Mogui ko ki yes AP deserve karta hai revenge apna aise kaise koi bhi League k one of the top most agents ko openly maar dega or humlog investigate takk nahi karenge. Agar tumlog ye boldetey ek baar bhi literally ek baar toh bhi Master maan letey and main kam se kam Niharika ko munh dikhaane laayak toh ho jaata..But kya karein wahi rules and permissions.. Issliye don't stress it main jaa raha hun because they need my help obviously Maine bola tha ye sab pehle he ki meri 2 families hain Wohlog or aaplog or dono mein se kissi ko bhi meri help ki jarurat hui toh main aaunga fir caahe kuch bhi ho..Because aaplogon ki tarah i dont leave my family behind i dont give a fuck kya rules hain kya nahi I'll be here to help you guys..

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Update-591(Last Night)
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591

Un sabne koshish ki mujhe manaane ki lekin ab bahot derr hochuki thi mujhe ghar jaana tha. Yahan mere liye kuch nahi bacha tha..

Norman - Ok. Ok. Sure your family needs your help so go ahead we can understand. We'll be there to protect you always..

Main-That's all i need..I'll be back soon.. Whenever you need my help I'll be back in a heartbeat..Just let me know..

Bovice -We will..

Woh sablog chale gaye, samjh gaye they woh ki ab mera mind nahi change kar shaktey wohlog so better leave me alone. Obviously unhe mera ye decision bilkul pasand nahi tha lekin iske baare mein wohlog kuch bhi nahi kar, ye mera decision tha sirf or sirf mera..

Main kal nikalne waala tha or usase pehle mujhe meri MOD post surrender karni thi temporarily. Lekin surrender karne se pehle mujhe ek final decision lena tha uss post se. Jo iss post par aane k baad liya gaya mera sabse bada decision hone waala tha by far... So sabse pehle maine ussi ka paper work taiyaar kiya and apne ek guard ko diya jo isse kal mere jaane k baad townhall pohancha dene waala tha.. Bus ab tha time ye sab chhod dene ka,filhaal k liye toh..

Issliye main raat 8 baje townhall gaya and Master Mogui k room kaa door knock kiya..

Mogui - Come in...

Main andar enter hua master akele he mojjud they wahaan, main master k saamne jukha, unki aankho se ye saaf tha ki woh mujhe already expect kar rahe they..

Mogui- Main soch he raha tha kab aaoge tum..So it's your final decision?

Main-Yep..

Mogui - Soch lo AP..

Main-Soch k he aaya hun master..

Mogui -Why are you doing this??

Main-Why?? Dont start me master kyunki main suru hogaya toh fir aapko bura lag jaaega..

Mogui - No no please do tell me.. Kya issliye ki maine tumhe permission nahi di apni baaki team ko bhi marwa dene ki?? Maine unsabki jaan bachaai tumhe permission naa deke, kya issiliye ??

Main-Words kaa game matt khelo master..

Mogui - Game nahi hai AP ye reality hai, tum badle ki aag mein itane andhe hogaye ho ki tumhe apna acha bura najar nahi aaraha hai..Agar main permission dedeta toh tum apne sath sath apni puri team ko moutt k munh mein jhonk detey..

Main-Stop it master. Mujhe bhi pata hai aapko bhi pata hai ki ye juth hai, ye bus aapki cover up story hai. Permission mujhe issliye nahi milli because you don't give a fuck about me, aapko bus League ki reputation se matlab hai you don't care about anything else. Main meri team ko Moutt k munh mein jhonk deta?? Are you mad? Wohlog caahe kitani he badi tope hon main still akela unki puri organization ko jalla k raakh kar shakta hun. Mujhe team ki jarurat nahi thi maine kahi thi ye baat aapko ki main akela jaaunga.. Issliye ye sirf bahaana tha.. Mere sath kya game khelna master you know mujhe sab pata hai already. Aapke games aapki tricks i know everything.. Issliye jutha dilaasa matt do mujhe main samjh shakta hun permission kyun nahi milli mujhe.. Now please accept my apologies.. And ussi k sath please accept my Post. I surrender everything..Main humessa aap sab k karj niche daba rahunga, you guys saved my life and gave me a better one. Jab bhi meri jarurat padegi aapko I'll be here in a heartbeat, lekin khudse main yahaan tabtak nahi aaunga jabtak mujhe woh nahi mill jaata jo mujhe caahiye hai.. Good bye master..

Ye bolke main unke saamne jukha and waapis bahaar ki taraf mudd gaya, bahaar nikala toh gate k uppar he Sara khaddi thi ussne sun liya tha sab, at least uske cehre se toh yahi lag raha tha..

Sara-So tum ab apni galati ko Dusaron k uppar thop rahe ho??

Main-What??

Sara-Oh come on tum master ko bol rahe they andar lekin you know damn well isme sabse jyada galati Tumhaari he hai tumne unke mana karne k baawjud Kevin ko wahaan bheja tumhe warn kiya gaya baar-2 ki wohlog bahot dangerous hain unse matt uljho lekin nahi tum apne badle ki aag mein andhe hochuke they and you paid the price..

Main-Ok i agree lekin ab kya?? Ab mujhe permission kyun nahi milli?? Ok woh sab meri wajah se hua 100% i agree lekin what now?? Ab kya ab badla kyun nahi le shakta main..

Ispar Sara ne koi jawaab nahi diya..

Main-Exactly now fuck off Sara..

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Update-592(Everyone Pays The Price)​

592

Woh raat mere liye bahot muskill se nikali, main nervous tha or sath he sath Sad bhi ye jagah mere liye dusare ghar k barabar he thi or isko chhod k jaana easy nahi tha lekin again jaana toh tha he.. Subah takk main 1 minute bhi nahi soya and subah uthtey he ready hone laga Abeer already ready hochuka tha and mere ready hotey he nikale humlog wahaan se.. Wahaan bus Snow Randy Rose and Ami he they baaki koi nahi aaya main expect bhi nahi kar raha tha baaki kissi ko i know angry they mujhse wohlog bahot jyaada angry, so it is what it is.. Humlog airport par aaye toh plane ready tha, ek baar fir sablog emotional hue and finally hum dono he plane mein aake baithe and plane hua take off..

"Good Bye"

Abeer - Theek hai??

Main-Yep..

Humlog yahaan se California jaane waale they jahaan Randy k ek contact kaa Rehab center tha and baaki sab details already mill chuki thi wahaan.. Humlog USA Time k according subah 9 baje California ki ek private airfield par land hue wahaan Randy ka contact already mojjud tha Jamie naam tha uska NRI tha woh, humein leke woh ek hotel mein aaya..

Jamie - So boss dates aap batao mujhe kab se kabtak yahaan rukna hai aage kaa main dekhlunga..

Maine usko dates di jiss din main ghar se aaya tha uss din se leke kal takk ki.. Uske alawa meri beemari ki details di usko, then usne mujhe backup story bataai ki mujhe kya kya treatment milla iss 1.5 saal mein and bahaar koi puche toh usko kya kya jawaab dene hain and bam everything was set.. Story taiyaar thi jagah taiyaar thi sab kuch set tha ghar jaane k liye lekin ek aag thi jo still bachi thi mere andar or usko bujhaae bina main waapis ghar nahi jaane waala tha.. Aag headquarters mein bhi lagi thi kyunki mera letter masters ko mill chuka tha kaafi derr pehle and Randy kaa call aagya tha mere pass..

Randy - Bhosdk kya game khela hai tune.. What the fuck are you doing??

Main-What??

Randy - Don't play stupid AP, tera letter mill gaya hai masters ko and they are pissed, pissed pissed.. Itana bada decision tune le kaise liya bina consider kare..

Main-Randy ek baat jo maine seekhi hai masters se woh hai ki agar tumhaare pass kuch karne ki power hai toh usko kar do kissi se puchke kya he faayda so maine kardiya..

Randy - Lekin kyun?? Kya plan hai tera??

Main-Barbaadi.. Ghorr barbaadi..

Randy - Why?? Tu toh badal chuka haina??

Main-Badalna mere hath mein he hai or iss aag ko bujhaae bina mujhe chain nahi padega.. Not at all aise nahi jee shakta main..

Randy - Are you fucking stupid?? Tujhe consequences pata hai iske?? You'll be fucked agar tune kuch kiya toh, fir bhull jaa waapis jaana you'll be stuck in a prison cell somewhere..

Main-Woh tab hoga jab mere against saboot millenge.. You know ek or cheej main seekhi hai masters se jo hai agar tumhare against saboot nahi hain kissi k pass toh rules tumhara kuch nahi bigaad shaktey, or mere against saboot dhund le aisa koi paida he nahi hua hai.. Dum hai toh try karke dekh le..

Randy - Paagal hogaya hai AP tu, wohlog kaa kuch nahi jaaega or tera kuch nahi bachega..

Main-Again ye tab hoga jab kissi ko pata chalega ki ho kya raha hai.. Main kuch nahi kar raha main USA mein hun tune he toh bheja confirm karwaale..

Randy-Come on dude sab kuch theek hai don't fuck this over.. Don't.. Befaltu fans jaaega as a friend keh raha hun sun le please..

Main - Too late Randy too late..

Call disconnected..

Maine woh phone faink diya and nahaake ready hua, or ready hotey he mere room ki bell baji Abeer ne darwaaja khola toh saamne Chang khadda tha..

Chang-Ready??

Main-Let's go... Abeer kal waapis aajaunga main tu taiyaar rehna mere aatey he nikal lenge yahaan se..

Abeer - Ok.. But please dhyaan rakhna, mujhe nahi maalum tu kya karne waala hai but please dhyaan rakhna..

Main-Don't worry bhai don't worry about it..

Ye bolke main or Chang nikale wahaan se waapis airfield par aaye jahaan se humaari flight thi Indonesia k liye.. Yes sahi suna Indonesia.. I am going back.. Tumne soch bhi kaise liya ki badla liye bina main chala jaunga wahaan se no fucking chance no fucking chance.. Baaki main kissi ko jaanta nahi tha lekin 1 chehra aise tha jisse main jaanta tha or jo iske andar 1000% shamil tha or woh tha woh dusara shaks jiske uppar najar rakhne k liye Kevin indonesia gaya tha.. And he was about to pay the price for it..

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Update-593(DAEMON!)
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593

Chang - So boss woh mysterious aadmi kaa naam hai "Huang".. Japanese hai and underworld ki secret life kaa ek bahot bada chehra hai log isko fixer bhi boltey hain because ye woh sab fix karta hai jo baaki sab nahi kar paatey. Ye kissi Clan yaa agency kaa member nahi hai ye ek solo businessman hai.

Main-Issiliye toh ye bhenchod Jaby k sath uss mission mein shamil tha.. Ye funds de raha tha usko..

Chang - Yeah.. Kevin issi par najar rakhe hue tha and then woh iske baad iske so called boss k piche gaya tha and wahan se woh gayab hua. Obviously ye shamil tha usme..

Main-1000%..

Chang - So agar ye bata dega apne boss k baare mein toh we can deal with him too..

Main-nahi bataaega.. But koi nahi usko bhi dhund lenge ab nahi toh baadmein sahi.. Suruwaat toh karein at least Kevin ko munh dikhaane laayak toh houn kam se kam main..

Chang - Yeah.. Or obviously humlog ye silently kar rahe hain and humaara naam nahi aaega wagairaah wagairaah Lekin still bata dun boss agar galati se bhi humaara, humaara se matlab aapka naam aagaya toh we are fucked we are doomed, iska Death Contract ek Japanese clan k pass hai jiska naam hai "Tiara Clan" and boss by God yelog saamne waale kaa wajud he khatam kardetey hain, Yelog sabko maardete hain, families, relatives or friends etcetera Sabko literally sabko they don't give a fuck they hunt in groups and yelog tabtak hunt kartey hain jabtak saamne waale kaa wajuud takk naa mitt jaae iss earth se.. Issliye i am warning you aap k sath sath aapki family takk ko khatra hai..

Main-I know the risks Chang, unhe pata he nahi chalega toh kaisa death contract.. Or agar humlog ye suru he nahi karenge toh humein jyaada khatra hai kyunki aise toh kal woh dusare team members ko maarenge.. Message bhejna jaruri hai bahot jaruri..

Chang - I agree..

Ek lambi flight k baad humlog shyaam ko Jakarta mein land hue and wahaan se humlog ne cab Lee and beach side pohanchey city k. And wahaan ek park mein baith gaye..

Chang - Kya lagta hai aaega woh??

Main-Aaega kyun nahi be??

Chang - I don't know , main toh milla takk nahi hun usase kabhi. Kya maalum trustable hai yaa naa hai..

Main-Trustable hai tabhi toh bahaar laaya hun usko main..

Chang-Yeah but main uski history jaanta hun boss he is a fucking lunatic.. Itana bhayanak member maine dusara bus aapko he dekha hai.. No one else matches that level of craziness..

Main-But wahi toh caahiye humein..

Chang - True we do need a lunatic..

"True"

Main - Fucking hell Daemon darra diya..

Yes sahi suna aapne Daemon is here, maine jo mera aakhiri order diya tha as MOD Woh Daemon ko prison se release karne k liye he tha.. Actually As MOD main minor offenses waale criminals ko release karwa shakta hun jo kaafi saal se andar hain prison k.. Daemon k uppar koi official case tha nahi so usko bahaar nikaalna easy tha.. Daemon ne mujhse bus yahi maanga tha ki main usko bahaar nikaal lun prison se and uske badle woh meri help kardega.. Or mujhe uski help ki shakt jarurat thi. Daemon ye sab chhod chuka tha obviously or iss mission k baad woh gayab ho jaane waala tha.

Main-You are looking good.. Baal waal katwa liye tune toh be.. Aaram se pohanch gaya tha??

Daemon - Huang.. Woh dekh rahe ho..

Main-Kya??Samundar??

Daemon - Woh Yacht..

Main-Yeah it is good..

Daemon - Huang aaj raat ko iske uppar hoga, ye yahaan se almost 5 - 7 Kilometres durr sea mein hogi, uske alawa uske kaafi saare associates bhi honge uske sath koi meeting hai unki .

Main-Ok.. So plan kya hai?

Daemon - Humlog Jet Skies se jaaenge with weapons, jet ski back mein Park hongi yacht k and wahin se guards bhi suru hojaenge bus fir wahaan se humaara game bhi chaalu hojaega wahaan se leke uppar top floor takk humein minimum 15 guards ko handle karna hai. And remember i dont care uss yacht par kon mojjud hai un sabko marrna hoga everyone inside it needs to die.. Usme mojjud koi bhi jinda nahi bachna caahiye, uske baad humlog puri yacht ko explosives se set karenge and then bam it'll be gone..

Chang-Sounds easy enough..

Dameron - Also humlog humaari guns use nahi kar shaktey we only can use melee weapons..

Chang-What?? Why??

Main-Chutiye goli maarenge toh goli body k andar he rahegi or baadmein jab samundar se laash k tukade nikalenge tab postmortem mein pata chal jaaega ki bullets kaa use hua hai jabki melee weapons se humlog unko thok denge then udaa denge unko toh koi nahi pata laga paaega kya hua tha kya nahi..

Chang-I see.. Ok..

Daemon -Wahaan jaake guards ki guns use kar shaktey hain humlog.. Remember.. No witnesses i dont care wahaan kon mojjud hai agar ek bhi shaks jinda bacha toh we will be fucked.. Well not me you guys will be fucked so make sure everyone in there is dead..

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Update-594(It Started)
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594

Main-Ok. Chang Explosives kaa kya hua??

Chang - Explosives ready hain boss bus abhi jaake le aata hun..

Main-Good go ahead..

Daemon - 2 hours hain humaare pass get ready..

Chang wahaan se chala gaya and Daemon wahaan baithke ek burger khaane laga..

Main-Kya lagta hai kar paaega ye sab itane time baad??

Ye sun Daemon ne mujhe ghurra..

Main-Mera matlab awkward nahi lagega?? You were gone for that long and now aatey he ye sab ?? Are you ready??

Daemon - You can never shut up right???

Main-My bad..

Daemon - Remember Once a killer always a killer.. Everything else is temporary Killing is permanent..

Main-What is your plan after this?? Gayab hojaega??

Daemon - Dude shut up for once.. Jesus..

Ye bolke woh wahaan se uthke chala gaya ek side. Jyaada baat karna passand nahi hai usse.. Lekin mujhe jawaab caahiye they kyunki ye situation meri thi.. Kya main kar paunga ye sab?? I mean itane din baad ye sab?? I don't know.. Jaake pata chalega i guess.. But ek cheej jo mujhe pata thi woh thi ki mujhe mera badla caahiye tha..

Raat 9 baje takk humlog wahin time pass kar rahe they and 9 baje he woh yacht par log jaane suru hogaye they rough count bataaun toh almost 25-30 log jaa chuke they jisme aadmi or ikka dukka ladies dono shamil they, chehre itani durr se mujhe dikhe nahi but yeah almost itane he log they uspar..Chang apne contacts se Explosives leke aagaya tha jo iss yacht k liye bahot jyaada they iske be hissab tukade hojaane waale they. 9:30 baje woh yacht wahan se move kar gayi thi and humein thoda or wait karna tha.. Chang knives bhi le aaya tha humaare liye.. 2 knives per person kaafi they..

Daemon-Humlog wahaan se Jetski rent par lenge..

Main-Shakk nahi hoga kissi ko??

Daemon - Wahaan se per hour almost 200 log Jetski rent par letey hain and cctv cameras koi hai nahi so yeah don't worry about it.. Bus apna chehra aise dhakk lo jisase pehchaan mein bhi naa aao or suspicious bhi naa lage..

Main-Cool.. Ready??

Daemon - I was born ready.. Move..

Humne wahi kiya chehra dhakka, main or Daemon aage aaye kuch derr line mein lagne k baad humne 2 Jetski rent par Lee and wahan se Beach par aagaye jahaan humaari Jetski mojjud thi. Damon akela ride karne waala tha and Chang or main ek sath..

Daemon - Humlog ghumke jaaenge yahaan se direct yacht par nahi jaaenge left se jaaenge.. Or jaise he yacht k close aajao toh headlights off kardena and paani mein matt utarna, wahaan par most probably sharks hongi.. Remember yacht k piche park karna wahaan guards honge toh mujhe deal karne dena unse..

Main-Copy..

Humlog nikale wahaan se left side jisase Shakk naa ho kissi ko, kaafi deep jaana tha humein lekin speed kaafi thi jetski ki so jyaada derr nahi lagi humein and kuch minutes baad he humein durr yacht bhi najar aagayi thi jo alag he chamak rahi thi, humne headlights off ki and wahaan se slowly aage badhe, and as planned humne Yacht k piche ki side jetski ko mode liya and uske piche jaake roka lekin wahaan jetski roktey he piche ki side se 2 guards ne guns point kardi humaare uppar woh bhi Ak47.. Music on tha koi local he jo kaafi loud tha..

Daemon - Hey hey hey chill out homie..

Guard1- Who are you??

Daemon - We are the suppliers we were invited here to supply stuff for your party..

Guard1-What stuff??

Daemon - You know the good stuff the white stuff.. Stuff to make you feel good..

Guard1- What's your name..

Daemon-Just tell them the Supplier is here, they know me..

Guard ne dusare guard ko bola kuch and woh dusara guard andar ki taraf chala gaya and wahaan woh akela guard bacha rehgaya..

Daemon - Hey man do you need some stuff too?? I got some extra..

Guard-No..

Daemon - Hey men atleast check it out.. Look..

Ye bolke Daemon ne apni jebb mein hath daala or apna knife nikaalke seedha uski taraf fainka woh react kar paata usase pehle knife uske galle k aar paar hogaya tha.. Holy fucking shit he is fast..

Daemon - Let's go..

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Update-595(Destruction)
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595

Daemon ne pehle guard ko thokdiya toh humlog seedhe enter kar gaye yacht par, humaare uppar aatey he woh dusara guard bhi waapis aaya woh aage aaya or kuch bol he raha tha woh ki usse dead body dikh gayi or apni gun uthaa paata woh usase pehle Chang ne apna chaaku ghonpa uski chaati mein..Maine or Chang ne un dono ki Ak47 uthaai and aage badhe humlog..

Daemon - Yahaan se seeda deck par jaaenge then uppar let's go..

Humne apne - 2 knives nikaale and aage badhe.. Toh deck k gate par 2 guards khaddey they humein dekh wohlog humein rokne k liye aage aaye..

Daemon - Hey guys.. We are here for..

Ye boltey boltey Daemon unke close chala gaya tha bilkul and wohlog kuch react kar paate usase pehle ussne dono k galle mein ek sath chaaku ghonpa.. Main bus wahaan khadda dekh raha tha. Shit this is crazy.. Humlog wahaan se Deck par enter kar gaye toh deck par party chal rahi thi.. 10-15 log they Mostly males he they wahaan bus ikka dukka females thi.. Unke alawa 3 guards bhi they Chang ne un teeno ko goli maari..

Daemon-Kill them all..

Maine gun aim ki lekin trigger nahi daba paaya.. No no fuck that.. Thats not who I am.. I am better than that. I left that life behind.. I am not killing anyone..

Mera wait karke Daemon ne mujhse gun cheen lee and un dono ne firing suru ki or wahaan ki party ko shant karne lage wohlog ne andhadhund firing ki and sabko khatam karke he rukke..

Daemon - Ab uppar.. Lets move.. What the fuck are you doing..

Main-I c. C.. C. Can't do this..

Daemon -Why the fuck you can't?? Remember ye meditation, training ye sab bakchodi hai this is nothing.. Once a killer always a killer.. Samjha.. Tu khudko badal nahi shakta same with me i can't change who i am.. Haan temporarily i might be cool calm and collective but at the end of the day i am a fucking killer a cold blooded killer and tu bhi wahi hai.. Samjha.. Agar karna he nahi tha toh kyun ye itana sab karwaya chup chaap ghar baith jaata jaake.. Remember ye sab Huang k bandey hain and they are equally responsible for death of your friend.. Samjha..They all deserve to die.. Hajaaron logon ko maarke ab Saint banana hai tujhe?? Fucking bitch.. Wake up dekh kahaan hai tu or kyun hai tu.. Lets go..

Humlog uppar takk pohanch gaye they seedhiyon se guards niche aarahe they jinko Chang ne thok diya and maine unki gun uthaai..

He is right.. Main khudko chuppa shakta hun lekin badal nahi shakta main still ek killer hun and I always will be a killer.. A cold blooded killer..

Chang and Daemon aage aage gaye and main piche piche uppar cabin type kuch bane hue they and kuch guards unmein positions liye hue they humlog seedhiyon se he firing kartey hue uppar gaye cabins plastic k bane they or Ak47ki goliyon ne unko cheer diya humlog magazines khaali karke he rukke wahaan and then sabko thok k new guns uthaai wahaan se ab bus front upper deck bacha tha jahaan meetings chal rahi thi or ab sab meeting waale member munh k ball paddey they apne hath uppar karke, kuch guards and 2-3 VIP's chippe bhi they.. Pehle toh humne surrender karne waalon ko goli maari ye dekh ek do ne niche kuddna caaha samundar mein lekin bhaagte he khopdi kholdi gayi unki.. Damon bhayanak tarah se lead kar raha tha woh moka miltey he aage badh jaa raha tha he was sharp, fast and tactically genius.. Woh humse kaafi aage tha and hum usko piche se cover kar rahe they woh saamne guards se fight le raha tha successfully..Bus 2 yaa 3 guards he they or unke pass jyaada jagah bachi nahi thi or Damon rukkne kaa naam Nahi le raha tha Daemon unke bilkul close tha bus ek compartment tha bichmein yacht kaa ab wohlog Daemon par haawi hogaye jo humein caahiye tha, iska faayda uthaake humlog idhar se firing kartey hue aage badhe and 3no guards ko dharr liya.. Guards k jaatey he 3 suited buited budhe bahaar aaye hath uppar kiye hue and unmein se he ek tha Huang.. That fucking bitch.. That fucking bitch..

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Update-596(Revenge Is Sweet!)
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596

Wohlog hath uppar kiye apni language mein kuch bolne lage..

Daemon - Shut up..

Huang - Who are you??

Main-Remember me??

Ye bolke maine apna mask hataaya and mera chehra dekh ek baar toh Huang ki gand fatti lekin fir hansne laga woh..

Huang-What are you doing here?? Still trying to find your friends dead body??

Main-Oh no i am here to see your dead body..

Huang - Hahahaha.. You can't kill me.. You don't have balls to kill me.. You have no authority over me..

Ye bolke ussne apne hath niche karliye..

Main-I don't need no authority.. Tell me who killed my brother..

Huang - Hahahaha.. Who are you kidding..? You can't kill me.. You can't even touch me..

Ye sunte he maine uske shoulder mein goli maari jiske lagne k baad usko ek sath bahot saare realisations hue, first ki yes woh marrne waala hai second fear and third pain.. Woh mujhe awkwardly ghurrta hua niche apne ghutano par girra usse still viswash nahi hua ki maine usko goli maar di thi woh still sadme mein tha..

Huang-Y. Y. Y. Ou. You fucked up...

Main - No you did.. Now before i kill you, anything you want to tell me?? Anything??

Huang-You'll rrregret itt.. You will..

Main-Last Chance..

Huang-Your frienddd.. Was a cowardddd.. He wasss crying when they torrrrtured him.. Hahahhaa..

Main-Don't worry I'll be sending all your friends after you to keep you company.. NO ONE MESSES WITH MY FAMILY AND LIVES.

Huang-Youu.. Canttt touchhh theeeemm..

Ye sunte he maine uski khopdi kholdi, and Chang ne baaki bache hue sab ki..

Daemon - Puri Yacht ko bharr dey Explosives se..

Chang-Copy..

Chang bag leke chala gaya and humdono wapis niche jetski ki taraf aaye..

Daemon-You good??

Main-Yep.. Thanks for opening my eyes..

Daemon - No problem..

Main-Also thanks a lot for helping me out with this..

Daemon - No worries, just repaying the favours..

Main-Still thanks..

Chang - So guys humein nikalna hoga timer 2 minutes kaa he hai..

Humlog again jetski par sawaar hue and same wahi route se ghumke waapis Beach ki side jaane lage jisase kissi ko shakk takk naa ho and then finally humein sunaai diya blast ek k baad ek kaafi saare blasts jo bahot he bhayanak loud they tabtak humlog almost beach par bhi pohanch gaye they blasts k baad beach par bhagdad mach gayi thi humne bhi beach par jaake dekha toh samundar k bichon bich aag kaa ek gola he bus najar aaraha tha and that was the start of my revenge..

Humne Jetski waapis di and waapis ussi park mein mille..

Main-Ok Daemon this is where we part ways, tujhe nahi maalum ki tune kitani help ki hai meri i know tujhe jyaada baat karna passand nahi hai i know you don't care about my thank-you but still thank you very very very much boss you helped me a lot.. I don't know hum doobara kabhi millenge yaa nahi as you are going underground but i hope we meet again somewhere someday..

Daemon - Normally i hate these talks, but for you I'll make an exception, you are a good guy AP maine teri madad ki because tere andar mujhe meri Jhalak dikhti hai or main nahi caahta ki teri bhi haalat meri jaise ho afterall help tune bhi bahut ki hai meri like wahaan se bahaar nikaalke he tune mujhe new life ki taraf dhakel diya hai and I'll be forever grateful for that.. Now meri maane toh just focus on your family yahaan aane ki sochna bhi matt obviously aana toh padega he tujhe lekin still jitana ho shake stay the fuck away from this place, yahaan aisa koi kaam nahi hai jo tere bina nahi hoga issliye don't bother coming back be with your family.. And rahi baat humaare doobara millne ki toh of course hum millenge 1000% millenge beshak main underground horaha hun, yaad haina maine kya kaha tha "Once A Killer Always A Killer".. Believe that..

Main-Also kabhi bhi kahin bhi kaise bhi agar meri help ki jarurat padde toh bus ek baar boldena and i will be there for you..

Daemon - You too.. I Got You little Bro i got you..

Ye bolke ussne mujhse hath millaaya and main usase galle milla.. That was the beginning and the end of a beautiful relationship..

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Update-597(Delhi)
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597

Daemon chala gaya wahaan se i like this guy i like this guy a lot he is a fucking legend and i am so happy ki maine isko wahaan se nikaal liya..

Daemon k jaatey he humlog bhi turant airport pohanchey plane ready karwa rakha tha Chang ne and humlog seedha nikale USA k liye.. Flight lambi hone waali thi lekin meri nind usase bhi lambi, finally main chain se so shakta tha ye sochte hue ki atleast Kevin ko shakal dikhaane laayak toh hua main..

Ek long journey k baad humlog California pohanchey wahaan se seedha Abeer k pass hotel gaya main woh ready tha jaane k liye.. Main jaake naha dhoke ready hua and breakfast karne baithtey humlog..

Main-Tu kya karega Ab??

Chang - Kya karunga matlab??

Main-Obviously I can't take you with me..

Abeer-10000% he is not coming there bhenchod moutt kaa nanga naach nahi caahiye mujhe wahaan.. Haryana mein dikh bhi gaya toh I'll kill you..

Chang-Kya yaar Abeer bhai, or kya karunga main?? Everyone hates me now kisske sath jaaunga?? Ami Wants to kill me Claire is in a prison somewhere.. By the way boss Claire ko safe house mein arrest karke rakha gaya hai.. Usko nikalwaaun?

Main-Naa rehney dey psychopath hogayi hai woh bahaar nikalegi toh kuch orr bada karegi then prison bhejdenge toh waise he maari jaaegi issliye safe house better hai uske liye..

Chang - Ok..

Humlog ne breakfast kiya he tha ki woh Randy kaa contact Jamie wahaan aaya..

Jamie -Boss baat karne ki bolrahe hain aapse..

Maine phone liya toh Randy tha..

Randy - You fucking bitch.. You fucking piece of shit..

Main-Kya??

Randy - Shut the fuck up.. Just shut up.. Mana kiya tha naa bhosdk?? Why?? Why??

Main-I don't know what you are talking about..

Randy - Oh ofcourse ofcourse tujhe kya he pata hoga.. Ofcourse.. I hope tune sab cleanly kiya ho AP kyunki agar koi saboot mill gaya kissi ko toh i swear tujhe chuppne ko jagah nahi millegi..

Main-Well Saboot kya hota hai i dont know..

Randy - Good.. Masters bahot gussa hain BC bahot he jyaada.. Master Mogui toh fattne waale they. Same with Sara and Master Norman..Uff aaj toh pura headquarters kaanp raha tha..

Main-Lol..

Randy - Now what??

Main-Bus jaa raha hun..

Randy - Good Bye AP.. Stay blessed my brother..

Main-Thanks My man..Will miss you..

Call disconnected..

Main-Jamie paperwork Ready hai??

Jamie - Yep here you go boss..

Main-Thanks for the help..

Jamie - Oh mention not boss anything for you..

Jamie humein bye bolke chala gaya and ab humaari baari thi jaane ki.. Tickets ready thi documents ready they..Chang humein airport takk chhodne aaya tha..

Main-Dhyaan se reh aish se reh obviously mere accounts tere pass hain he saare kharch karle caahe bus don't get into trouble samjha..

Chang-Boss main puri life agar kharch karun toh bhi aapke saare paise kharch nahi kar shakta..

Main-Also meri maanega toh nahi tu but still jitana ho shake mujhse durr rehna..

Chang - Ahem Ahem Ahem..

Main-Good Bye Chang..

Chang - Good bye boss..

Ye bolke woh mujhse galle milla then Abeer se milla..

Abeer-I will miss You Changy boy..

Chang-Same bhai..

And finally humlog airport mein gaye and uss din realise hua humein ki bhenchod kitani bakchodi hoti hai andar maadarchod checking fir checking fir lines fir ye fir woh Arrey maadarchod abtak private fly kartey they toh 2 minute mein plane k andar hotey they ye toh 2 ghantey laga diye.. Holy shit..

Finally humlog flight me aaye lambi flight hone waali thi lekin time zones k hissab se hum 2 ghantey baad Delhi Land kar gaye.. Crazy right?? Yeah i know.. Delhi aake bhenchod bhayanak jet lag laga holy shit..

Abeer - Bc finally i am back...

Main-Same..

Abeer-Ab?? Taxi wagairaah dekhein??

Main-Jeb mein paise kitane hain??

Abeer-Zero.. Zero..

Main-Good.. Waise bhi humlog shyaam ko jaaenge yahaan se..

Abeer-Kyun??

Main-Aaj kya hai??

Abeer-Monday?? Tuesday??i think..

Main-Bhosdk date kya hai aaj..

Abeer-No idea..

Main-I know tu chutiya bana raha hai mujhe..

Abeer-Eheheheh.. Happy Birthday bhosdk..

Main-Yeah..

Abeer-Main soch raha tha gift k sath wish karun but tu karwa he raha hai toh theek..

Main-Exactly.. Toh aaj shyaam ko bhai ne party rakhi hai, and humlog directly ussi mein entry maarenge.. Samjha..

Abeer-Oh i see bc sabkuch already plan karke nikala hai tu bhosdk..

Main-Obviously.. Abhi jaaenge toh hotel mein rukkna padega or koi na koi maadarchod pehchaan he lega.. Issliye yahin rukkenge Delhi mein..

Abeer - Delhi mein kahan??

Main-Ajit ji haina..Warna Sunaina darling hogi..

Abeer-Oh obviously bc.. Chal..

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Update-598(Chloe)
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598


Humaare pass koi cash bacha nahi tha "Rupees" toh nahi atleast issliye humlog ne Delhi Headquarters takk kaa 2 kilometres kaa safar paidal tay kiya garmi ki suruwaat hui he thi so jyaada dikkat nahi hui samaan lekin jyaada tha as jab main Indonesia mein Killer -2 khel raha tha tab Abeer sabke liye gifts le raha tha jo sahi tha humaari story majbut hogi isase, khair humlog pohanchey finally headquarters lift lee wahaan fingerprint scan kiye tab jaake top floor par jaane diya gaya humein. Wahaan se mujhe pata chala Ajit ji or Sunaina kaa pata toh main seedha Sunaina k cabin mein gaya Toh woh dono wahin they and copy pen leke koi toh bhi kaam kar rahe they..


Ajit - Oh ho ho ho.. Arrey dhanya bhaag humaare jo maai Baap yahaan padhaare..


Main-Bus kya Ajit ji firki loge ab..


Ajit - AP my boy..


Ajit ji humse galle mille fir Sunaina milli..


Ajit - Kaisa hai??


Main-Theek thaak..


Ajit - Kevin k baare mein pata chala i was devastated.. Mera favorite member tha woh teri team ka.. He was a good kid..


Main-He was..But it happens..


Ajit - Yeah.. Baitho..


Main-Sunaina kaisi hai??


Sunaina - Fit and fine my love..


Main-Breakfast kaa jugaad karwaadey fir..


Sunaina - As your wish my love..


Main-Shut up...


Sunaina breakfast kaa order deke aagayi waapis..


Ajit - I know tujhe iss baare mein kuch bhi nahi maalum hoga obviously but still Indonesia mein jo hua bahot sahi hua..


Main-Yep...


Ajit - I fucking love you.. Ab toh ghar waapisi hogayi hai mere aas pass he rahoge so miltey rehna..


Main-Yeah.. About that.. Mujhe ek gaadi caahiye drop karne k liye and kuch paise..


Ajit - Done..Lekin aaj - 2 toh rukkoge at least?? Khaatir daari kaa moka doge..


Main-Nahi shyaam ko nikal jaaunga.. Important hai jaana..


Ajit - Koi naa shyaam takk toh rukko..


Humlog ne breakfast wagairaah kiya baatein hui and shyaam hone aai so chalne kaa time hua toh Ajit ji ne gaadi kaa intejaam kardiya tha and woh aaye ek briefcase leke mere pass..


Main-Ye kya hai??


Ajit - Tumne kaha tha naa paise caahiye..


Main-What the fuck Ajit ji.. Paise caahiye matlab 5-7 hajaar caahiye Crores nahi caahiye..


Ajit - Toh aise Clear karo naa Yaar.. Mujhe kya pata..


Main-Maine kaha tha thode paise caahiye.. Ye kahan se thode hain..


Ajit - Tumhare jaise billionaire k liye toh thode he hain..


Main-Aji haan.


Maine usme se kuch hajaar rupaye liye and nikalne ko ready hue he they ki Sunaina bhagti hui aai..


Sunaina - Boss Randy hai..


Main-Ye maadarchod ko bhi shanti nahi hai..


Randy - Hello..


Main-Bhonk..


Randy - We fucked up..


Main-Kya??


Randy - Chloe Mam kaa case re open hogaya hai..


Main-What??? What??? Kaise bhenchod??


Randy - Jisko maara tha mam Ne uske family ne Elders k saamne arji dedi hai..


Main-What the fuckkkk.. Toh elders ko di hai toh Emo settle nahi karwa shaktey?


Randy - Yeah but woh sirf time buy karwa shaktey hai..


Main- fuck..


Randy - Master is mad mad.. Abhi toh case chalega kuch din but agar case haar gaye toh firse wahi sab karna hoga.. Le baat kar..


Bovice - AP.. You there..


Main-Always for you master..


Bovice - Dekha tumhare jaatey he ye sab suru.. I knew it.. Tum kyun gaye AP.. You idiot..


Main-Don't worry master..


Bovice - Don't tell me not to worry AP.. Chloe firse jail jaa shakti hai agar woh case haar gyi toh or case ab Elders ki court mein hai so jo hoga woh hoga he hum kuch nahi kar shaktey..


Main-Listen listen master aap ek baar case par dhyaan do keval or keval humlog jeet he jaaenge..


Bovice - Haan woh Chhodo haar gaye toh kya karna hai tumhe..


Main-Main wahi karunga jo aapka order hoga maine ek baar unko bahaar nikaala hai toh firse bhi nikaal lunga..dont stress it.. I promise.


Bovice - Yeah yeah that's what i want.. Promise kiya hai AP tumne agar ye promise tutta naa toh it'll be chaos for you.. Tum mera woh chehra dekhoge jo tum sapne mein bhi nahi soch shaktey..


Main-Sure master.. Focus on the case now..


Call disconnected..


Main-Bhenchod..In elders ko koi kaam dhanda naa hai kya maadarchod log ko..


Ajit-What??


Maine bataya unko..


Ajit - Holy fuck.. Ofcourse master gussa hain hona he caahiye..


Main - Wahi.. Mujhe dhamki di unhone mujhe?? Iska matlab gussa he nahi bawle hogaye hain woh.. And i dont blame him itane saal baad kuch khussi aai thi unki life mein and ab firse.. Fucking hell..


Ajit - But don't worry elders k pass case hai toh kuch maheene toh case he chalega or tabtak safe house mein rakhenge Chloe mam ko naa ki jail mein and then hopefully jeet he jaaenge hum.. Nahi toh fir ek baar kiya hai doobara fir kar lena..


Main-Yeah.. Lets hope so..


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Update-599(THE END)
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599


So meri life sahi hoti hoti firse ulti hogayi thi, bhenchod ek or musibat aagayi thi Madam Chloe ko leke.. Fuck.. Lekin for now mere pass time tha. Elders ki court mein case lambe se chaltey hain so hopefully tabtak main yahaan ki bakchodi se nipat lunga and then aage kaa aage dekhenge..Filhaal k liye insabko piche chhodna hoga.. Fuck that jo hoga dekha jaaega.. Ye life piche chhod di hai maine.. Filhaal k liye toh atleast..


Main or Abeer gaadi mein aaye and nikale shyaam 4 baje Delhi se..


Abeer - Finally bhenchod.. Finally.. Ye road ye rasta ye hawa ye najaare holy shit i missed this place..


Main-Same.. Kya lagta hai Abeer kaise adjust honge humlog wahaan??


Abeer-What the fuck do you mean kaise adjust honge?? Bhosdk 20 saal wahi gand marwaai hai tune ab 1.5 saal mein tu adjust hone ko ro raha hai.. Aji lund mera..


Main-Lol..


Abeer-Adjust.. Ghanta we deserve to be here... We were born to be here.. Woh sab temporary hai this right here is permanent my friend.. This is it..


Main-True..


Abeer- Don't stress it, we got this easy.


Humlog almost 3 ghantey baad humaari city mein enter kar gaye or jaise jaise humlog city k andar chaltey gaye meri heartbeat badhti gayi. Main literally aankhein faade bus wahi old scenery ko dekhta jaa raha tha ye 1.5 saal mujhe 15 saal k barabar lag raha tha. Hum school k pass se gujre oh fucking hell i miss this place.. Yahaan se bhi bc behisaab yaadein juddi hain meri..


Abeer-Kya lagta hai Red John kaa motive kya hai .? I mean obviously woh ek serial killer hai but yahaan Haryana mein uska motive kya hai..


Main-I think motive clear hai Abeer, North India humaare under aane k baad one of the most popular region ban gaya hai India kaa. Also one of the fastest growing reason or haryana se he in sab ki suruwaat hoti hai it all started here, or jahaan takk I know Red John usko yahi sab passand hai aisi jagah par usse Jyaada limelight milti hai and that's what he likes that's what he enjoys. Issiliye ussne Haryana ko choose kiya..


Abeer - Makes sense.. Its scary bhenchod he is a fucking demon..


Main-Yeah main kar raha tha research uske Uppar he is a fucking maniac.. It'll be hard to fight him.. And then uppar se Sanjay Das is also here Red John se toh nipat bhi lenge, lekin Sanjay Das is a different breed of criminal.. He is a fucking mastermind and uppar se uska kingdom is huge like literally huge behisaab Paisa, manpower and contacts hain uske pass..


Abeer - Yeah bro uski baat he matt kar woh alag he bakchodi hai bhenchod..


Main-But it is what it is.. Aagaya hai toh ab we have no other choice but to fight him. And we will fight him because..


Abeer-Because that's what we do baby.. But remember abhi tu shant he reh like violence se jitana ho shake durr he reh. Jabtak necessary naa ho tu durr he rehna please..


Main-Obviously.. 1000%..


Abeer-Holy fucking shit we are here.. Damn.. This place looks like a dream..


Abeer bola toh maine bhi dhyaan diya saamne haweli thi "The Majestic Haweli". Haweli ko puri tarah se sajaya gaya tha obviously sajaye bhi kyun naa aaj mera birthday tha..Waise toh i hate my birthday parties, or naa he main kabhi party karta hun birthday k din but aaj mujhe ye sab goosebumps de raha tha specially because main aaj ghar aaraha tha itane din baad. I can't wait to see my family, hopefully jyaada naaraj naa hon wohlog mujhse. Nahi honge bc they love me. Everyone will be here so sabse ek sath mulakat hojaane waali thi.. Humlog thoda durr gaadi se uttare samaan utaara and Abeer ne ek cigarette jala lee.. Humne cigarette pee and then ek lambi sans lee or Abeer mujhse galle milla...


Abeer-This is for leaving everything behind..


Main- Agreed.. Lekin always remember Abeer main hajaarvi baar bol raha hun tujhe, ki main caahe tere kitana he close hun ek time aaega jab main bhai k saamne khadda hounga toh yaad rakhna tu 100 mein se 100 baar bhai ki he side chunega, i dont give a fuck kya situation hai still tu bhai k sath he rahega..


Abeer - Copy that boss.. Copy that..


Main-Chalein??


Abeer-Yep..


Main - Here Goes nothing... Good Bye Ladies and Gentlemen.. This is it, I repeat This Is It..


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