Thriller Waah! Life Ho Toh Aisi - The Merchant Of Death ( COMPLETED )

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Update-48(Brijesh)


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Riya ko dhundta hua main canteen aaya bhenchod Baaki kissi se puch nahi shakta tha still canteen Mein baithtey humlog and Laxman coffee leke aaya he tha ki Ravi aaya wahaan formal kapdon Mein tha woh maano bed se uthke seedha aagaya ho..yaani babhi ne bheja tha usse Humein leke aane k liye.. Woh seedha aaya humaare pass uska chehra tha full serious yaani Humne uski nind kharaab kar di thi jo buri Baat thi..

Ravi-chalo re lets go..

Main-coffee toh pee lun be..

Ravi-Ye gand Mein daal dunga bhosdk.. Kya kar raha hai tu physco hai kya be?? Bahaar dekha maine ambulance Mein saale gundey mawaali kaa samjh Mein aaata hai ye raah chaltey ladkon ko itana marega koi margaya toh fir Saari jindagi case lado.. Chutiya kahin kaa..

Ab Ravi k gusse kaa ek nuksaan hai jo main Pehle bataa chuka hun ki woh dekhta nahi aaju Baaki kon hai kyun hai jo Pehle Bhi Dekh chuke hain hum ab sab Ladkiyaan usse ghurrein Anaa wagaairaah sab..


Main-Message send kar raha tha..

Ravi-tu AP hai tujhe message send karne k liye itana sab karne ki jarurat naa padti chutiya matt bana..main aata hun guffa se jaldi finish karlo..

Ye bolke woh andar gaya cigarette peeney..

Main-Ek tip deta hun guys jab Ravi bhonk raha ho usko aise ghurrna nahi..

Ashish - ahista ahista wahi bol raha tha inko samjhein tab naa..

Anaa-khuss phuss kar raha tha tu.. Pata hota toh ghurrtey thodi..

Sam-abhi suna naa aise nahi karna woh jo kare bus agree karte raho or kuch nahi..10 minutes Baad normal hojaaega woh..

Anaa-Noted..

Maine Coffee pee thodi si ki woh aagaya cigarette peeke..

Ravi - Aajao..

Main-Chal humlog aarahe hain car se..

Ravi-Car Sam le aaega tu aaja lets go..

Main-Theek..

Ravi-Ghurr kya raha hai bhrnchod chaaye pee naa apni..

Ye bol Ravi ne side Mein baithe ek londey k sir Mein chamaat maari..

Main-Aajaa aajaa ab..

Ye bolke main Ravi ko leke aaya wahaan se.

Ravi-Sam tu bhi aaja Gaadi le Aa..

Ravi Gaadi leke aaya tha main uske sath aaya..

Ravi-Drive kar mera sir Dard kar raha hai..

Main-Toh bhosdk gand marwaane aaya tha..

Ravi-Toh babhi yaa Abeer aatey toh befaltu publicity hoti.. Or kon aata..

Humlog ghar aae toh class lagni he thi jyaada nahi lagi as galti thi Saamne waalon ki.. Uske Baad ab ghanta kuch karta main room Mein aaya movie dekhi or so gaya dinner k time utha nahaa dhoke kapdey change karke dinner k liye niche aaya Bhai Mangal Abeer or Rishi Delhi rukkne waale they aaj isliye Main Ravi Sam babhi Ami or Meenu he they ghar...

Dinner k Baad Main or Sam movies dekh rahe they late night takk kal college tha nahi isliye subah 3 baje soye bc... Lekin gand tab marri jab subah 8 baje babhi jagaane aagayi.. Bc pata nahi kitani awaajein or knock k Baad meri aankhein khulli... Bhayanak nind aarahi thi.. Bc mushqil se gate khola..

Babhi-Daru peeke soye they kya??

Main-Naa late soye they kya hua.. Nind aarahi hai mereko..

Babhi - Mere sath chalega??

Main-Nope.. Good Night..

Main waapis gate bandh kar he raha tha ki babhi ne rouka..

Babhi-Sun naa Sam teri tarah soraha hai Ravi ki tabiyat kharaab hai Meenu abhi ghar gayi hai or Baaki sab Delhi.. Jack or Vinny takk Delhi hain..

Main-Babhi meri aankhein dekho jarra i want sleep badly.. Guards ko lejaao..

Babhi-Tujhe maalum hai main show off nahi karti...

Main-I want to sleep...

Babhi-OK tu sojaa main akeli chali jaati hun.. Bye..

Ye bolke babhi ne gate bandh kiya ye tha emotional blackmail.. Jo kaam kar gaya ofcourse karega babhi hain woh she knows me too well.. Maine gate khola..

Main-Ok chalta hun Kahaan Jaana Hai..

Babhi-Ek award ceremony hai even Anaa bhi uski family k sath aane waali hai..tu jaldi ready hojaa doobara naa sojaanaa..

Main-Meri nind gayi ab..

Main waapis aaya bc bahot tired feel kar raha tha main bath jaruri tha.. Nahaane k Baad he thoda sans aaya mujhe.. Khair nahaake ready hua main mast chakaachak.. Niche aaya toh babhi already taiyar thi..

Main-Wow babhi looking sweet..

Babhi-Thanks.. Tu bhi dashing lag raha hai.. Anaa k liye taiyar hua kya??

Main- Hell no mere Saamne jo aaya woh pehan liya or wahaan uska bapu hoga toh uske Saamne aisa koi jikar matt karna.

Babhi-Uske bapu se Baat karun main tu kahe toh??

Main-Hell no kuch nahi karna abhi itana aage nahi Jaane kaa.. Or suno main Gaadi Mein he rehney waala hun isliye jaldi nipta lena..

Babhi-OK tu Gaadi leke Aa main aati hun..

Main garage Mein aaya or jaguar he le aaya kyunki uske windows tinted they toh andar sota hua kissi ko nahi dikhne waala tha main.. Main gaadi leke bahaar nikala garage se babhi baithi..

Main-Kaaeka program hai??

Babhi-Women empowerment.. Last year jin ladies kaa sabse jyaada yogdaan raha women empowerment Mein unhe award millne waala hai.. Or mera double role hai wahaan mujhe award mill bhi raha hai or main award de bhi rahi hun Baaki ko.. Isliye mereko award dene k liye Rajan (Anaa kaa bapu) and unki family aane waali hai..

Main-Cool.. Great job babhi.. Mujhe koi award nahi deta..

Babhi-Thanks Betu... Correction hai tu lene nahi Jaata tereko invite karne k liye kitane letters aatey ghar maalum tujhe.. Tu bolta hai mereko nahi Jaana..

Main-True..meri waise he publicity bahot hai..

Babhi-Haan bilkul ab kal waala kand he dekhle tera social media par tu he chhaaya hai woh toh video kaa title ye hai ki tune unko harassment k Baad maara and wohlog case naa karne waale toh fir clean hai tu.. Kismat...

Main-Fuck kismat main sab soch samajh k he karta hun beshak mereko uss time Dhyaan naa rehta ho lekin mera dimag side Mein Sab calculate kar leta hai ki Iss situation k outcomes kya rahenge acha bura sab rehta hai mere pass and unko kaise theek karna hai woh bhi..

Babhi-Tera dimag tu Jaane Woh mystery hai normal log k liye.. . Aage se left hai shayad..

Maine left liya toh Saamne government building thi uske Saamne khaali ground tha wahin tents and chairs lagi thi almost suru he ho chuka Tha.. babhi uttari..

Babhi-Dekhle aaraha hai toh..

Main-Naa you are good kuch caahiye ho toh call karna.and please jaldi..

Babhi-Okie..

Babhi chali gayi wahaan se maine car lock ki seat stretch ki puri tarah se or aaram se late gaya bc nind jaruri thi.. Lekin jaise he main letaa Gaadi kaa gate knock hua maine mirror niche kiya toh Saamne Ruhi darling khaddi thi..

Main-Arrey doctor madam kaisi hain aap..?

Ruhi - badhiya sir.. Babhi ne bataaya tu bhi aaya hai.

Main-Haan emotional blackmail.. Waise Tu idhar?? Oh tujhe bhi award mill rela kya?? Well deserved dude.. Tereko 2-3 dene caahiye..

Ruhi-hehehe main 1 Mein he khuss hun thank you very much.. Idhar kya kar raha aaja andar??

Main-I hate crowded places main Yahaan theek hun tumlog enjoy..

Ruhi-lol.. Ok bye..

Ruhi gayi wahaan se or main waapis late gaya abki baar nind aagayi mujhe bc badhiya waali meri nind khulli mere mobile k bajane se maine dekha toh Ruhi kaa call tha main kareeb 2 ghante se so raha tha..

Main-Hello..

Ruhi-sun andar Aa toh..

Main-Kya hua??

Ruhi-Idhar 2 bandey hain I mean vips naam pata nahi but wohlog kaafi derr se babhi k sath misbehave kar rahe hain..

Main-What?? Kya kuch kaha??

Ruhi-Waise kuch nahi kiya lekin bahot negative bol rahe hain mujhe laga opposition k hain bus attention k liye kar rahe honge but ab thoda jyaada he awkward hogaya hai babhi tujhe call karengi nahi kyunki unko terese jyaada darr hai.. Jarra aake dekh le ek baar or Haan please no violence...

Main-I'll be there..

Call disconnected..

NO no no no you do not do that.. You do not disrespect my family never ever specially when I am around.. Nope you can't do that, you are not allowed to do that.. Or woh bhi babhi k sath nope..

Main Gaadi se uttara toh ikka dukka log Jaa rahe they shayad function over hogaya tha andar chairs bhi empty horahi thi bus kuch log bache they and Uppar stage par vips they, Babhi unke sath Ruhi thi uske alaawa Anaa uski badi behen Tara uska bapu Raajypaal Rajan and uska manager woh Mandeep.. Uske alaawa 3 aadmi or kuch ladies thi wahaan wohlog sab group Mein khaddey they Baat cheet chal rahi thi main unke pass gaya toh wohlog ekdusare Mein invested they toh meri taraf Dhyaan naa diya kissi ne.. Ab main wait kar raha tha kon hai woh bakchod...Tara Or bhabhi ki kaafi achi conversation chal rahi thi ki uss bich bola ek aadmi..

Aadmi-Maine toh kaha bhi hai organizers ko ki aage se agar aisa koi awards show organize karna hai toh atleast deserving candidates ko bulaaiye aise gunde mawaali ki family ko thodi bulana caahiye..

Iske reply Mein dusara banda bola..

Aadmi2-kiski Baat kar rahe ho Sharma ji??

Aadmi1-Arrey ye hain toh Deepika ji se puchiye inke Yahaan kya kami hain gundon ki kyun ji??? Abhi woh video nahi dekhi inke pyaare devar ki kaise maara hai un bachon ko.. Yelog gundey he hain ji bus sarkaar kaa mask pehna hai toh bache hain..

Iske bich koi naa bola woh 2 he they samajh gaya tha main attention caahiye main dedunga abhi..

Aadmi2-baat toh theek hai..

Rajan-Sharma ji ye sab niji baatein Yahaan karne ki nahi hoti aapko problem hai toh Deva ji k pass jaaiye inse thodi aap aise badtameezi se Baat karenge..

Aadmi-Loji marrna thodi hai mujhe Deva ji k pass Jaake.. Ye toh thehre..

Ruhi-AP???

Ye sun wohlog paltey meri taraf or unki attak gayi sans jo word bolne waala tha woh munh Mein he atak gaya uske.. Ye expect nahi kiya tha ussne..

Rajan-Haan sharma ji kuch bol rahe they ab boliye??

Aadmi1-W. W. W. Woh ye jo ye..

Babhi-Lets go AP.. Chalein?? Sorry thoda extra time lag gaya..

Main-It's ok.. Tu or tu idhar aao.. Tumhaari problem sunleta hun..

Babhi-AP...chal..

Main-No worries babhi keval baatein.. Its fine..

Aadmi1-Arrey Humein koi issue nahi hai sir aap..

Main-Hehe he.. Arrey naa aao aao i insist public place hai theek rahega warna fir or kahin pakkadunga main toh issue hojaaega aao aao..

Main ek side ko aaya stage k piche mere piche piche woh dono kaanptey hue aae.. Itani attention expect nahi ki thi unlog ne.. Or jaise he ek side aae wohlog unhone jodd liye hath.. Or jo jyaada bakk raha tha usko diya maine punch pait Mein itana bhayanak ki woh ghutano par aagya or usne ki ulti shayad abhi Yahaan khaaya tha ussne kuch.. Uski aankhein bahaar girrne ko hogayi.. Itani he aukaat thi uski.. Dusara turant pairon Mein girr gaya..

Main-Tumhaari khudki aukaat nahi hai itani jaldi se bataa do kissne bola tha karne ko ye..warna woh video tumne bhi dekhi thi waisi he same to same Tumhaari banaadunga..

Aadmi2-"Bbbbrrrrij...

Main-Brijesh ne??

Aadmi2 - Hhhaana.. Humein laga akeli hain toh tokk denge public image bigadti hai isase.. Humne khudse kuch nahi kiya tha bhai.. Humein nahi pata tha ki aap sath ho.. Or ye jyaada he kar raha tha Baat stage ki he thi... Baal bache waalein hain bhai..

Main-Tu nikal..

Woh dusara gaya or Pehle ko diya maine ek or punch abki baar munh par... Woh Rone lag gaya.. Awaaj hui babhi aane waali thi ab..

Main-aaj bachgaya maadarchod Yaad rakhna Jahaan milega wahin thokdunga.. Wahin k wahin..

Ye bolke maine di usko laat wahaan table k Uppar se girta woh piche Jaake or main turant wahaan se bahaar aaya toh babhi idhar he aarahi thi lekin raastey Mein Jo dusara banda gaya tha woh pair pakkadne laga babhi k..

Main-Oye overacting nahi nikal...

Babhi-AP??

Main-Sab theek hai dekho.. Maine Kuch nahi kiya..

Babhi-Dusara Kahaan hai??

Main-Woh theek hai overacting bus aao aao lets go..

Ye bolke Maine babhi kaa hath pakkada or waapis leke Jaane laga..

Babhi - Arrey ambulance wagaairaah toh nahi caahiye..

Main-Ghanta woh aagaya dekho..

Woh dusara banda naak par rumaal lagaae bhaaga wahaan se.. Meri taraf munh takk nahi kiya ussne..

Ye kya tactics they Brijesh k. Ye toh koi sense naa bani Matlab kyun?? Kya sochke?or isase farak kya padega mujhe jo ussne ye kiya.. Pata nahi kya socha lawde ne jo bhi tha bakchod idea tha or ab marega woh thoda or jaldi..

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Update-49(Daru Vs Mission)


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Rajan-AP good to see you.. Kaise ho??

Main-Fine uncle.. Aap theek ho??

Rajan-Sab theek..

Main-. Hi Anaa tara.. How are you guys??

Anaa-Fine AP..

Tara-Ekdum badhiya.. Achaa kiya tum aagaye ye kuch jyada he kar rahe they..

Main-Paise mille they isliye warna khudse itani himmat naa thi inki..

Babhi-OK Rajan Ji thanks for the invite.. Bye guys nice to meet you all..

Sab-Bye..

Main Babhi or Ruhi aae bahaar ki taraf..

Babhi-Gadhe aise harr bhonkney waale kuttey k sath uljhega toh aage kaise badhega..

Main-Main toh aage badhjaaunga babhi woh toh confirm hai lekin jaatey-2 agar in kutton ko chup naa karwaaya toh issue hojaaenge aage Jaake ye kaatna suru karenge..

Ruhi-True..

Babhi-Waise tu aaya kaise andar??

Main-Bulane aaya tha ofcourse aapko..

Babhi-Bulaane k liye phone haina tere pass khud toh naa aata bina reason andar tu.. Bol kissne bulaaya Anaa yaa Ruhi ne..??

Main-You are so smart babhi...


Humlog bahaar aae..

Ruhi-Ok babhi main chalti hun. Bye AP Darling..

Babhi - Bye Ruhi..

Main-Bye babes..

Ruhi apni Gaadi Mein nikal gayi or humlog aae apni Gaadi Mein..

Babhi-Soya kuch derr??

Main-Pura 2 ghantey..

Babhi-Lol..

Maine Pooja ko call kiya jo Brijesh k piche lagi thi information ikatha kar rahi thi.. Mobile Gaadi k bt system se connected tha..

Pooja-Ji boss..

Main-Ye Brijesh kaa kya karein kuch information mill rahi hai yaa fir niptaa dein??

Pooja-Nipta he detey hain boss information kuch jyaada nahi hai iske pass isko Sunny ne use kiya bus or badle Mein paise or power di ab ye fans gaya.. Sunny contact tod gaya shayad isase shayad isliye ye double fans gaya hai..

Main-OK fir Bolo Anjali ko kare tayaari.. Lets finish him and move on..

Pooja-OK boss.. Kal he kartey hain harr 24 ghante Mein location badal raha hai ye..

Main-Lol fatti hai Matlab ok kartey hain.. Bye..

Pooja-Bye boss..

Call disconnected..

Babhi-Ye kon??

Main-Haryana Mein Sunny kaa connect hai ye abhi recently k sab drug leaks Mein yahi tha main culprit colleges waalon Mein.

Babhi-Oh..

Main-Aaj bhi issi ne bola tha un 2 ko badtameezi karne k liye??

Babhi-1 minute Mein ye bhi pata karliya tune...

Main-Ek minute Kahaan 1 raiptey Mein..

Babhi-Waah bade sahaab or bade hotey jarahe hain..

Main-Exactly...

Mera phone baja jo Abeer kaa tha..

Main-Haan jaanwar..

Abeer-Kidhar??

Main-Main toh yahin hun babhi k sath aaya tha tumlog kab aarahe ho??

Abeer-Aachuke kuch derr Pehle.

Main-Gajab hum bhi Aa he gaye..

Abeer-OK..

Call disconnected...

Humlog ghar pohanchey bhai wagaairaah sab aachuke they meet and greet chali shyam takk toh din Mein waise naa so paaya main issliye raatko dinner kartey he so gaya main ab jaake nind puri hui meri bhenchod subah khudse he aankh khulli fresh hua then college k liye ready hua or niche aaya Ravi ki tabiyat theek thi ab aaj woh bhi aane waala tha college.. Naasta karke humlog bahaar aae he they ki mera phone baja jo new number se tha..

Main-Hello..

Toh Saamne se ek aadmi ki awaaj aai..

Aadmi-Hello AP..

Main-Kon??

Aadmi-Sunny..

Main-Oho ho.. Ji sir boliye daraane dhamkaane k liye phone kiya hai kya??

Sunny-Darraana dhamkaana kyu??

Main-Sablog issi liye phone kartey hain mujhe..

Sunny-Well main sablog k jaisa nahi hun AP daraane dhamkaane se bhalla ab kya farak padega ab maamla bahot aage badh chuka hai...

Main-Toh fir kaise Yaad Kiya??

Sunny-Actually maine tumhe ye bataane k liye call kiya ki tum brijesh ko Maar shaktey ho..

Main - Woh toh maarunga he usme teri permission thodi lunga..

Sunny-I know maaroge he but mere Kehne kaa Matlab hai ki meri taraf se usse koi support nahi hai toh you can go ahead..

Main-good to hear.. Support hota toh bhi mujhe ghanta farak nahi padta..

Sunny-Great so go ahead do what you want to do..
Ye bolke ussne phone cut kardiya Matlab Brijesh ne isko bhi chuna laga he diya lol.. Lekin apne ko kya apne ko toh thokna hai usko..

Humlog college aae Gaadi Park ki and andar canteen Mein aae.. Rohit wahin millgaya tha mobile Mein laga tha woh..

Rohit-Oye aaj Ashish kaa birthday hai wish kardena khus hojaaega..

Main-Ashish kaa bday..

Rohit-Haan abhi facebook par dekha maine..

Sam-Ashish toh apna londa hai..

Ravi-Daru peela shakta hai aaj Matlab..

Main-Sachi??

Ravi-Last bday par toh pilaai thi bc..

Main-Bahot jyaada mood horaha hai sach kahun toh.. Bahot jyaada..

Ravi-Chal confirm karletey hain.. Warna fir apan log banaate koi plan.. Bahot time hua..


Main-Waise bc lawde ki daru aaj toh Woh Brijesh ki gand Maarni hai.. Bhenchod iska bday bhi aaj he aana tha.. Maadarchod paida bhi jhant barabar din hua hai..

Ravi-Tu chala jaaiyo daru hum dekhlenge..

Rohit-True..

Main-Waah bhenchod mood toh bahot horaha hai.. Not gonna lie..

Ravi-Haan dikh raha hai daru k Naam se he aankhein chamak rahi hain teri..

Humlog canteen Mein aae toh Ashish and Baaki log wahaan baithtey they..

Main-Arrey happy birthday londey..

Sam-Happy birthday beta..

Ravi-Happy bday GheySish..

Rohit-Happy Birthday lodu..

Ashish - Arrey thanks thanks sahaab log thanks thanks..

Hum sabse Galle milla woh..

Ashish-by the way mera birthday kaise Yaad reh gaya tumhe??

Main-Waah bc bus kya pichle 13-14 saal se jaante hain tujhe ab bday bhi Yaad naa rahega..

Ashish - 13-14 nahi 17 saal se jaantey ho mujhe tumlog or un 17 saal Mein aajtak kabhi bhi tum Mein se kissi ko bhi mera birthday Yaad Nahi aaya..

Main-Shut up stop being a bitch ab Yaad aaya hai toh lele chup chaap..

Ashish - Sure thanks men love you guys..

Ravi-Woh chhod party??

Ashish - Ussi k liye Tumhaara wait kar raha tha main..

Ravi-Aisa kya bc?? Daru pilaayega??

Ashish-Haan bus Tumhaari help caahiye..

Sam-Bhonk...

Ashish-actually Baaki sab set hai bus mereko aaj night 9:00pm se 1:00am takk Aroma book karwaana hai..

Sam-Aji Haan bc aji Haan aroma ki booking maheene Pehle karni padti hai tab bhi naa hoti..

Ashish-wahi toh issiliye help caahiye tumlog Nikhil ko call karke boldo bc Tumhaari sunlega woh..

Ravi-Nice.. Meri naa sunta woh itani.

Sam-Same seats yaa ek room caahiye toh bol pura club caahiye toh AP ko bol yaa Rishi ko..

Ashish - Please bc itana naa Kar shaktey kya bhai k liye.. A AP Yaad kar kitani help ki maine teri..

Main-Main Aa he nahi raha bhai mereko kaam hai aaj..

Ashish-Wtf.. Bc daru nahi peeni??

Main-Peeni haina lekin kaam jaruri hai..

Ashish-Toh bhai kardey naa call,, at least sablog kaa toh badhiya time pass hoga..

Main-Bc kyun itane paise waste kar raha hai maana bahot jyaada paisa hai tere pass...

Ravi-Kardey bey call tu naa aaraha toh kya hua bc bhai k liye he kardey..

Abhi-True..

Arushi-Yesss..

Ashish-Abtoh kardey..

Main - OK kardunga bc..

Ashish-Abhi kardey baadmein bhull jaayega tu..

Main-Haan bc dekh kaisi aag lagi hai..

Aroma actually north India ki sabse badi club franchise hai north India Mein bahot Saare clubs hotels and Bars hain iske inke bars bahot famous hain iska owner hai Nikhil jo humara family friend hai uska jikar Pehle Bhi hua hai.. Apna Khaas hai woh..

Maine usko call kiya..

Nikhil-Waah bhenchod sapna toh nahi hai ye.. Dekho toh Kiska call aaya hai..

Main--Jaa be nalle teri tarah khaali naa baitha kaam rehtey hain mereko.. Or bc tere pass kya number naa hai.. Aajtak Yaad naa kiya..

Nikhil-Haan bhosdk Rishi bhai se regularly Baat hoti hai meri or tereko hospital Mein milne aaya jab gandu ki tarah behonsh padda tha tu bhosdk flowers leke aaya tha.. Bhenchod teri babhi k liye naa leke gaya flowers kabhi soch ab tu..

Main-Aji ghanta..

Nikhil-Lawde Sam se puchle..

Main-Ye hospital aaya tha kya be Sam ??

Sam-Haan..

Main-Flowers laaya tha??

Sam-Haan..

Nikhil-Bus maadarchod..

Main-Arrey gajab mere bhai.. Sun mereko kaam hai ek..

Nikhil-Room caahiye bar Mein?? Done aajaao baithke peetey hain sab..

Main-Actually mereko GT road waala club caahiye aaj night...

Nikhil-Aji Lund mera.. Bc pure next week takk available nahi hain.. Tu bar Aa bc free daru..

Main-Woh toh aajtak free he pee hai teri but sun urgent caahiye double paise lelena.. Moti party hai..

Nikhil-Abe lawde aise kaise dedun be tereko maalum naa kitani Pehle se booking chalti hai.. Aaj waise bhi booked hai.. Aaj kya next pure week booked hai..

Main-Abe unko kahin or shift kardey msintainence kaa bahana banaadey bey dusari branch Mein shift kardey..

Nikhil-log lawda naa maante be business naa samjhta tu abhi.

Main-Ye befaltu business naa samjha dega ya nahi bol??

Nikhil - Bhai sun..

Main-Haa naa bol be warna or kissi club Mein puchta hun main...

Nikhil-Waah bhenchod itana bada hogaya tu..

Main-Haan toh bc tu business samjha raha hai mujhe or kya karun.. Yaa bol Rishi ko bolun woh call karega fir toh dega he tu..

Nikhil-Chal karwaata hun kya occasion hai??

Main-College friend ki bday party..

Nikhil-Bhosdk underage naa leke aajaana idhar..

Main-naa naa I'd leke aayenge sab..

Nikhil - ok tumlog bhi aarahe ho naa??

Main-Sam Ravi Rohit aarahe mereko out of city Jaana Hai..

Nikhil - Fir naa deraha club main aao toh 4on aao warna ek bhi naa aao.. Apan log sathmein peeyenge... Like old days..

Main-Old days chhod mereko urgent Jaana Hai fir bhi try karunga tu booking dekhlena main uss londey ko number dedunga tera..

Nikhil-Manager kaa dedena bc mere pass kyun call karwaaega..

Main-Abe Ashish he hai school waala or kissi ko number naa dunga..

Nikhil-Ashish?? Raju side waala??

Main-Exactly..

Nikhil-Dedena chal..

Main-Thanks babes..

Call disconnected..

Ashish-Hogaya??

Main-Yeah Number message kiya hai tujhe dekhlena Baaki..

Ashish - Thanks bhai I love you #Nohomo.. Bc tu aata toh orr maja aata.. Belive naa horaha tu daru k liye mana kar raha hai..

Main-Mood kaafi hai not gonna lie bahot jyaada.. But Jaana jaruri hai..

Ashish - Bus kya be bhai k liye kaam naa delay kar shakta..

Main-Actually nahi kar shakta warna main delay hojaaunga..lekin still enjoy karna sab..

Maine itana bola tha ki mera phone baja jo Abeer kaa tha..

Main-yo..

Abeer-It's time.. Anjali kaa call aaya hai Brijesh kaa address mill gaya hai chuppa hua hai Rohtak side ek gaon Mein.. Harr 24 ghanton Mein location badal raha hai so lets finish him.. Abhi nikalna hai Anjali and team nikal chuke hain already..

Main-Gajab.. Mereko pick karlena college se or Deagles le aana..

Abeer-OK boss 10 minutes..

Call disconnected..

Sam--Tu leja car be humlog Rohit k sath chale jaayenge..

Main-Naa Rohtak side Jaana Hai Ek sath jaayenge toh better hai.. Anjali and all nikal liye already..

Sam-Tu bol raha hai toh chalein??

Main-Aji Haan bc daru se durr karun tumhe itani jarurat na hai Tumhaari we got this..

Sam-Lol..

Laxman meri coffee le aaya coffee peeke nikalna tha Brijesh ko bhi dekhenge kitani badi machli hai.. Or kya sachmuch Sunny piche hatt gaya usase yaa bakchodi kar raha hai bahot Saare questions lekin answer keval uske pass Jaake he milega..

Continued..

 

[AP 316]

Thanks bhidulog for all the love and support keep supporting as always.. Sorry for the delay.. 2 updates posted read and give reviews same deal on hai apni..

 

[Iron Man]

Update-48(Brijesh)


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Riya ko dhundta hua main canteen aaya bhenchod Baaki kissi se puch nahi shakta tha still canteen Mein baithtey humlog and Laxman coffee leke aaya he tha ki Ravi aaya wahaan formal kapdon Mein tha woh maano bed se uthke seedha aagaya ho..yaani babhi ne bheja tha usse Humein leke aane k liye.. Woh seedha aaya humaare pass uska chehra tha full serious yaani Humne uski nind kharaab kar di thi jo buri Baat thi..

Ravi-chalo re lets go..

Main-coffee toh pee lun be..

Ravi-Ye gand Mein daal dunga bhosdk.. Kya kar raha hai tu physco hai kya be?? Bahaar dekha maine ambulance Mein saale gundey mawaali kaa samjh Mein aaata hai ye raah chaltey ladkon ko itana marega koi margaya toh fir Saari jindagi case lado.. Chutiya kahin kaa..

Ab Ravi k gusse kaa ek nuksaan hai jo main Pehle bataa chuka hun ki woh dekhta nahi aaju Baaki kon hai kyun hai jo Pehle Bhi Dekh chuke hain hum ab sab Ladkiyaan usse ghurrein Anaa wagaairaah sab..


Main-Message send kar raha tha..

Ravi-tu AP hai tujhe message send karne k liye itana sab karne ki jarurat naa padti chutiya matt bana..main aata hun guffa se jaldi finish karlo..

Ye bolke woh andar gaya cigarette peeney..

Main-Ek tip deta hun guys jab Ravi bhonk raha ho usko aise ghurrna nahi..

Ashish - ahista ahista wahi bol raha tha inko samjhein tab naa..

Anaa-khuss phuss kar raha tha tu.. Pata hota toh ghurrtey thodi..

Sam-abhi suna naa aise nahi karna woh jo kare bus agree karte raho or kuch nahi..10 minutes Baad normal hojaaega woh..

Anaa-Noted..

Maine Coffee pee thodi si ki woh aagaya cigarette peeke..

Ravi - Aajao..

Main-Chal humlog aarahe hain car se..

Ravi-Car Sam le aaega tu aaja lets go..

Main-Theek..

Ravi-Ghurr kya raha hai bhrnchod chaaye pee naa apni..

Ye bol Ravi ne side Mein baithe ek londey k sir Mein chamaat maari..

Main-Aajaa aajaa ab..

Ye bolke main Ravi ko leke aaya wahaan se.

Ravi-Sam tu bhi aaja Gaadi le Aa..

Ravi Gaadi leke aaya tha main uske sath aaya..

Ravi-Drive kar mera sir Dard kar raha hai..

Main-Toh bhosdk gand marwaane aaya tha..

Ravi-Toh babhi yaa Abeer aatey toh befaltu publicity hoti.. Or kon aata..

Humlog ghar aae toh class lagni he thi jyaada nahi lagi as galti thi Saamne waalon ki.. Uske Baad ab ghanta kuch karta main room Mein aaya movie dekhi or so gaya dinner k time utha nahaa dhoke kapdey change karke dinner k liye niche aaya Bhai Mangal Abeer or Rishi Delhi rukkne waale they aaj isliye Main Ravi Sam babhi Ami or Meenu he they ghar...

Dinner k Baad Main or Sam movies dekh rahe they late night takk kal college tha nahi isliye subah 3 baje soye bc... Lekin gand tab marri jab subah 8 baje babhi jagaane aagayi.. Bc pata nahi kitani awaajein or knock k Baad meri aankhein khulli... Bhayanak nind aarahi thi.. Bc mushqil se gate khola..

Babhi-Daru peeke soye they kya??

Main-Naa late soye they kya hua.. Nind aarahi hai mereko..

Babhi - Mere sath chalega??

Main-Nope.. Good Night..

Main waapis gate bandh kar he raha tha ki babhi ne rouka..

Babhi-Sun naa Sam teri tarah soraha hai Ravi ki tabiyat kharaab hai Meenu abhi ghar gayi hai or Baaki sab Delhi.. Jack or Vinny takk Delhi hain..

Main-Babhi meri aankhein dekho jarra i want sleep badly.. Guards ko lejaao..

Babhi-Tujhe maalum hai main show off nahi karti...

Main-I want to sleep...

Babhi-OK tu sojaa main akeli chali jaati hun.. Bye..

Ye bolke babhi ne gate bandh kiya ye tha emotional blackmail.. Jo kaam kar gaya ofcourse karega babhi hain woh she knows me too well.. Maine gate khola..

Main-Ok chalta hun Kahaan Jaana Hai..

Babhi-Ek award ceremony hai even Anaa bhi uski family k sath aane waali hai..tu jaldi ready hojaa doobara naa sojaanaa..

Main-Meri nind gayi ab..

Main waapis aaya bc bahot tired feel kar raha tha main bath jaruri tha.. Nahaane k Baad he thoda sans aaya mujhe.. Khair nahaake ready hua main mast chakaachak.. Niche aaya toh babhi already taiyar thi..

Main-Wow babhi looking sweet..

Babhi-Thanks.. Tu bhi dashing lag raha hai.. Anaa k liye taiyar hua kya??

Main- Hell no mere Saamne jo aaya woh pehan liya or wahaan uska bapu hoga toh uske Saamne aisa koi jikar matt karna.

Babhi-Uske bapu se Baat karun main tu kahe toh??

Main-Hell no kuch nahi karna abhi itana aage nahi Jaane kaa.. Or suno main Gaadi Mein he rehney waala hun isliye jaldi nipta lena..

Babhi-OK tu Gaadi leke Aa main aati hun..

Main garage Mein aaya or jaguar he le aaya kyunki uske windows tinted they toh andar sota hua kissi ko nahi dikhne waala tha main.. Main gaadi leke bahaar nikala garage se babhi baithi..

Main-Kaaeka program hai??

Babhi-Women empowerment.. Last year jin ladies kaa sabse jyaada yogdaan raha women empowerment Mein unhe award millne waala hai.. Or mera double role hai wahaan mujhe award mill bhi raha hai or main award de bhi rahi hun Baaki ko.. Isliye mereko award dene k liye Rajan (Anaa kaa bapu) and unki family aane waali hai..

Main-Cool.. Great job babhi.. Mujhe koi award nahi deta..

Babhi-Thanks Betu... Correction hai tu lene nahi Jaata tereko invite karne k liye kitane letters aatey ghar maalum tujhe.. Tu bolta hai mereko nahi Jaana..

Main-True..meri waise he publicity bahot hai..

Babhi-Haan bilkul ab kal waala kand he dekhle tera social media par tu he chhaaya hai woh toh video kaa title ye hai ki tune unko harassment k Baad maara and wohlog case naa karne waale toh fir clean hai tu.. Kismat...

Main-Fuck kismat main sab soch samajh k he karta hun beshak mereko uss time Dhyaan naa rehta ho lekin mera dimag side Mein Sab calculate kar leta hai ki Iss situation k outcomes kya rahenge acha bura sab rehta hai mere pass and unko kaise theek karna hai woh bhi..

Babhi-Tera dimag tu Jaane Woh mystery hai normal log k liye.. . Aage se left hai shayad..

Maine left liya toh Saamne government building thi uske Saamne khaali ground tha wahin tents and chairs lagi thi almost suru he ho chuka Tha.. babhi uttari..

Babhi-Dekhle aaraha hai toh..

Main-Naa you are good kuch caahiye ho toh call karna.and please jaldi..

Babhi-Okie..

Babhi chali gayi wahaan se maine car lock ki seat stretch ki puri tarah se or aaram se late gaya bc nind jaruri thi.. Lekin jaise he main letaa Gaadi kaa gate knock hua maine mirror niche kiya toh Saamne Ruhi darling khaddi thi..

Main-Arrey doctor madam kaisi hain aap..?

Ruhi - badhiya sir.. Babhi ne bataaya tu bhi aaya hai.

Main-Haan emotional blackmail.. Waise Tu idhar?? Oh tujhe bhi award mill rela kya?? Well deserved dude.. Tereko 2-3 dene caahiye..

Ruhi-hehehe main 1 Mein he khuss hun thank you very much.. Idhar kya kar raha aaja andar??

Main-I hate crowded places main Yahaan theek hun tumlog enjoy..

Ruhi-lol.. Ok bye..

Ruhi gayi wahaan se or main waapis late gaya abki baar nind aagayi mujhe bc badhiya waali meri nind khulli mere mobile k bajane se maine dekha toh Ruhi kaa call tha main kareeb 2 ghante se so raha tha..

Main-Hello..

Ruhi-sun andar Aa toh..

Main-Kya hua??

Ruhi-Idhar 2 bandey hain I mean vips naam pata nahi but wohlog kaafi derr se babhi k sath misbehave kar rahe hain..

Main-What?? Kya kuch kaha??

Ruhi-Waise kuch nahi kiya lekin bahot negative bol rahe hain mujhe laga opposition k hain bus attention k liye kar rahe honge but ab thoda jyaada he awkward hogaya hai babhi tujhe call karengi nahi kyunki unko terese jyaada darr hai.. Jarra aake dekh le ek baar or Haan please no violence...

Main-I'll be there..

Call disconnected..

NO no no no you do not do that.. You do not disrespect my family never ever specially when I am around.. Nope you can't do that, you are not allowed to do that.. Or woh bhi babhi k sath nope..

Main Gaadi se uttara toh ikka dukka log Jaa rahe they shayad function over hogaya tha andar chairs bhi empty horahi thi bus kuch log bache they and Uppar stage par vips they, Babhi unke sath Ruhi thi uske alaawa Anaa uski badi behen Tara uska bapu Raajypaal Rajan and uska manager woh Mandeep.. Uske alaawa 3 aadmi or kuch ladies thi wahaan wohlog sab group Mein khaddey they Baat cheet chal rahi thi main unke pass gaya toh wohlog ekdusare Mein invested they toh meri taraf Dhyaan naa diya kissi ne.. Ab main wait kar raha tha kon hai woh bakchod...Tara Or bhabhi ki kaafi achi conversation chal rahi thi ki uss bich bola ek aadmi..

Aadmi-Maine toh kaha bhi hai organizers ko ki aage se agar aisa koi awards show organize karna hai toh atleast deserving candidates ko bulaaiye aise gunde mawaali ki family ko thodi bulana caahiye..

Iske reply Mein dusara banda bola..

Aadmi2-kiski Baat kar rahe ho Sharma ji??

Aadmi1-Arrey ye hain toh Deepika ji se puchiye inke Yahaan kya kami hain gundon ki kyun ji??? Abhi woh video nahi dekhi inke pyaare devar ki kaise maara hai un bachon ko.. Yelog gundey he hain ji bus sarkaar kaa mask pehna hai toh bache hain..

Iske bich koi naa bola woh 2 he they samajh gaya tha main attention caahiye main dedunga abhi..

Aadmi2-baat toh theek hai..

Rajan-Sharma ji ye sab niji baatein Yahaan karne ki nahi hoti aapko problem hai toh Deva ji k pass jaaiye inse thodi aap aise badtameezi se Baat karenge..

Aadmi-Loji marrna thodi hai mujhe Deva ji k pass Jaake.. Ye toh thehre..

Ruhi-AP???

Ye sun wohlog paltey meri taraf or unki attak gayi sans jo word bolne waala tha woh munh Mein he atak gaya uske.. Ye expect nahi kiya tha ussne..

Rajan-Haan sharma ji kuch bol rahe they ab boliye??

Aadmi1-W. W. W. Woh ye jo ye..

Babhi-Lets go AP.. Chalein?? Sorry thoda extra time lag gaya..

Main-It's ok.. Tu or tu idhar aao.. Tumhaari problem sunleta hun..

Babhi-AP...chal..

Main-No worries babhi keval baatein.. Its fine..

Aadmi1-Arrey Humein koi issue nahi hai sir aap..

Main-Hehe he.. Arrey naa aao aao i insist public place hai theek rahega warna fir or kahin pakkadunga main toh issue hojaaega aao aao..

Main ek side ko aaya stage k piche mere piche piche woh dono kaanptey hue aae.. Itani attention expect nahi ki thi unlog ne.. Or jaise he ek side aae wohlog unhone jodd liye hath.. Or jo jyaada bakk raha tha usko diya maine punch pait Mein itana bhayanak ki woh ghutano par aagya or usne ki ulti shayad abhi Yahaan khaaya tha ussne kuch.. Uski aankhein bahaar girrne ko hogayi.. Itani he aukaat thi uski.. Dusara turant pairon Mein girr gaya..

Main-Tumhaari khudki aukaat nahi hai itani jaldi se bataa do kissne bola tha karne ko ye..warna woh video tumne bhi dekhi thi waisi he same to same Tumhaari banaadunga..

Aadmi2-"Bbbbrrrrij...

Main-Brijesh ne??

Aadmi2 - Hhhaana.. Humein laga akeli hain toh tokk denge public image bigadti hai isase.. Humne khudse kuch nahi kiya tha bhai.. Humein nahi pata tha ki aap sath ho.. Or ye jyaada he kar raha tha Baat stage ki he thi... Baal bache waalein hain bhai..

Main-Tu nikal..

Woh dusara gaya or Pehle ko diya maine ek or punch abki baar munh par... Woh Rone lag gaya.. Awaaj hui babhi aane waali thi ab..

Main-aaj bachgaya maadarchod Yaad rakhna Jahaan milega wahin thokdunga.. Wahin k wahin..

Ye bolke maine di usko laat wahaan table k Uppar se girta woh piche Jaake or main turant wahaan se bahaar aaya toh babhi idhar he aarahi thi lekin raastey Mein Jo dusara banda gaya tha woh pair pakkadne laga babhi k..

Main-Oye overacting nahi nikal...

Babhi-AP??

Main-Sab theek hai dekho.. Maine Kuch nahi kiya..

Babhi-Dusara Kahaan hai??

Main-Woh theek hai overacting bus aao aao lets go..

Ye bolke Maine babhi kaa hath pakkada or waapis leke Jaane laga..

Babhi - Arrey ambulance wagaairaah toh nahi caahiye..

Main-Ghanta woh aagaya dekho..

Woh dusara banda naak par rumaal lagaae bhaaga wahaan se.. Meri taraf munh takk nahi kiya ussne..

Ye kya tactics they Brijesh k. Ye toh koi sense naa bani Matlab kyun?? Kya sochke?or isase farak kya padega mujhe jo ussne ye kiya.. Pata nahi kya socha lawde ne jo bhi tha bakchod idea tha or ab marega woh thoda or jaldi..

Continued..

 

[Iron Man]

Update-48(Brijesh)


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Riya ko dhundta hua main canteen aaya bhenchod Baaki kissi se puch nahi shakta tha still canteen Mein baithtey humlog and Laxman coffee leke aaya he tha ki Ravi aaya wahaan formal kapdon Mein tha woh maano bed se uthke seedha aagaya ho..yaani babhi ne bheja tha usse Humein leke aane k liye.. Woh seedha aaya humaare pass uska chehra tha full serious yaani Humne uski nind kharaab kar di thi jo buri Baat thi..

Ravi-chalo re lets go..

Main-coffee toh pee lun be..

Ravi-Ye gand Mein daal dunga bhosdk.. Kya kar raha hai tu physco hai kya be?? Bahaar dekha maine ambulance Mein saale gundey mawaali kaa samjh Mein aaata hai ye raah chaltey ladkon ko itana marega koi margaya toh fir Saari jindagi case lado.. Chutiya kahin kaa..

Ab Ravi k gusse kaa ek nuksaan hai jo main Pehle bataa chuka hun ki woh dekhta nahi aaju Baaki kon hai kyun hai jo Pehle Bhi Dekh chuke hain hum ab sab Ladkiyaan usse ghurrein Anaa wagaairaah sab..


Main-Message send kar raha tha..

Ravi-tu AP hai tujhe message send karne k liye itana sab karne ki jarurat naa padti chutiya matt bana..main aata hun guffa se jaldi finish karlo..

Ye bolke woh andar gaya cigarette peeney..

Main-Ek tip deta hun guys jab Ravi bhonk raha ho usko aise ghurrna nahi..

Ashish - ahista ahista wahi bol raha tha inko samjhein tab naa..

Anaa-khuss phuss kar raha tha tu.. Pata hota toh ghurrtey thodi..

Sam-abhi suna naa aise nahi karna woh jo kare bus agree karte raho or kuch nahi..10 minutes Baad normal hojaaega woh..

Anaa-Noted..

Maine Coffee pee thodi si ki woh aagaya cigarette peeke..

Ravi - Aajao..

Main-Chal humlog aarahe hain car se..

Ravi-Car Sam le aaega tu aaja lets go..

Main-Theek..

Ravi-Ghurr kya raha hai bhrnchod chaaye pee naa apni..

Ye bol Ravi ne side Mein baithe ek londey k sir Mein chamaat maari..

Main-Aajaa aajaa ab..

Ye bolke main Ravi ko leke aaya wahaan se.

Ravi-Sam tu bhi aaja Gaadi le Aa..

Ravi Gaadi leke aaya tha main uske sath aaya..

Ravi-Drive kar mera sir Dard kar raha hai..

Main-Toh bhosdk gand marwaane aaya tha..

Ravi-Toh babhi yaa Abeer aatey toh befaltu publicity hoti.. Or kon aata..

Humlog ghar aae toh class lagni he thi jyaada nahi lagi as galti thi Saamne waalon ki.. Uske Baad ab ghanta kuch karta main room Mein aaya movie dekhi or so gaya dinner k time utha nahaa dhoke kapdey change karke dinner k liye niche aaya Bhai Mangal Abeer or Rishi Delhi rukkne waale they aaj isliye Main Ravi Sam babhi Ami or Meenu he they ghar...

Dinner k Baad Main or Sam movies dekh rahe they late night takk kal college tha nahi isliye subah 3 baje soye bc... Lekin gand tab marri jab subah 8 baje babhi jagaane aagayi.. Bc pata nahi kitani awaajein or knock k Baad meri aankhein khulli... Bhayanak nind aarahi thi.. Bc mushqil se gate khola..

Babhi-Daru peeke soye they kya??

Main-Naa late soye they kya hua.. Nind aarahi hai mereko..

Babhi - Mere sath chalega??

Main-Nope.. Good Night..

Main waapis gate bandh kar he raha tha ki babhi ne rouka..

Babhi-Sun naa Sam teri tarah soraha hai Ravi ki tabiyat kharaab hai Meenu abhi ghar gayi hai or Baaki sab Delhi.. Jack or Vinny takk Delhi hain..

Main-Babhi meri aankhein dekho jarra i want sleep badly.. Guards ko lejaao..

Babhi-Tujhe maalum hai main show off nahi karti...

Main-I want to sleep...

Babhi-OK tu sojaa main akeli chali jaati hun.. Bye..

Ye bolke babhi ne gate bandh kiya ye tha emotional blackmail.. Jo kaam kar gaya ofcourse karega babhi hain woh she knows me too well.. Maine gate khola..

Main-Ok chalta hun Kahaan Jaana Hai..

Babhi-Ek award ceremony hai even Anaa bhi uski family k sath aane waali hai..tu jaldi ready hojaa doobara naa sojaanaa..

Main-Meri nind gayi ab..

Main waapis aaya bc bahot tired feel kar raha tha main bath jaruri tha.. Nahaane k Baad he thoda sans aaya mujhe.. Khair nahaake ready hua main mast chakaachak.. Niche aaya toh babhi already taiyar thi..

Main-Wow babhi looking sweet..

Babhi-Thanks.. Tu bhi dashing lag raha hai.. Anaa k liye taiyar hua kya??

Main- Hell no mere Saamne jo aaya woh pehan liya or wahaan uska bapu hoga toh uske Saamne aisa koi jikar matt karna.

Babhi-Uske bapu se Baat karun main tu kahe toh??

Main-Hell no kuch nahi karna abhi itana aage nahi Jaane kaa.. Or suno main Gaadi Mein he rehney waala hun isliye jaldi nipta lena..

Babhi-OK tu Gaadi leke Aa main aati hun..

Main garage Mein aaya or jaguar he le aaya kyunki uske windows tinted they toh andar sota hua kissi ko nahi dikhne waala tha main.. Main gaadi leke bahaar nikala garage se babhi baithi..

Main-Kaaeka program hai??

Babhi-Women empowerment.. Last year jin ladies kaa sabse jyaada yogdaan raha women empowerment Mein unhe award millne waala hai.. Or mera double role hai wahaan mujhe award mill bhi raha hai or main award de bhi rahi hun Baaki ko.. Isliye mereko award dene k liye Rajan (Anaa kaa bapu) and unki family aane waali hai..

Main-Cool.. Great job babhi.. Mujhe koi award nahi deta..

Babhi-Thanks Betu... Correction hai tu lene nahi Jaata tereko invite karne k liye kitane letters aatey ghar maalum tujhe.. Tu bolta hai mereko nahi Jaana..

Main-True..meri waise he publicity bahot hai..

Babhi-Haan bilkul ab kal waala kand he dekhle tera social media par tu he chhaaya hai woh toh video kaa title ye hai ki tune unko harassment k Baad maara and wohlog case naa karne waale toh fir clean hai tu.. Kismat...

Main-Fuck kismat main sab soch samajh k he karta hun beshak mereko uss time Dhyaan naa rehta ho lekin mera dimag side Mein Sab calculate kar leta hai ki Iss situation k outcomes kya rahenge acha bura sab rehta hai mere pass and unko kaise theek karna hai woh bhi..

Babhi-Tera dimag tu Jaane Woh mystery hai normal log k liye.. . Aage se left hai shayad..

Maine left liya toh Saamne government building thi uske Saamne khaali ground tha wahin tents and chairs lagi thi almost suru he ho chuka Tha.. babhi uttari..

Babhi-Dekhle aaraha hai toh..

Main-Naa you are good kuch caahiye ho toh call karna.and please jaldi..

Babhi-Okie..

Babhi chali gayi wahaan se maine car lock ki seat stretch ki puri tarah se or aaram se late gaya bc nind jaruri thi.. Lekin jaise he main letaa Gaadi kaa gate knock hua maine mirror niche kiya toh Saamne Ruhi darling khaddi thi..

Main-Arrey doctor madam kaisi hain aap..?

Ruhi - badhiya sir.. Babhi ne bataaya tu bhi aaya hai.

Main-Haan emotional blackmail.. Waise Tu idhar?? Oh tujhe bhi award mill rela kya?? Well deserved dude.. Tereko 2-3 dene caahiye..

Ruhi-hehehe main 1 Mein he khuss hun thank you very much.. Idhar kya kar raha aaja andar??

Main-I hate crowded places main Yahaan theek hun tumlog enjoy..

Ruhi-lol.. Ok bye..

Ruhi gayi wahaan se or main waapis late gaya abki baar nind aagayi mujhe bc badhiya waali meri nind khulli mere mobile k bajane se maine dekha toh Ruhi kaa call tha main kareeb 2 ghante se so raha tha..

Main-Hello..

Ruhi-sun andar Aa toh..

Main-Kya hua??

Ruhi-Idhar 2 bandey hain I mean vips naam pata nahi but wohlog kaafi derr se babhi k sath misbehave kar rahe hain..

Main-What?? Kya kuch kaha??

Ruhi-Waise kuch nahi kiya lekin bahot negative bol rahe hain mujhe laga opposition k hain bus attention k liye kar rahe honge but ab thoda jyaada he awkward hogaya hai babhi tujhe call karengi nahi kyunki unko terese jyaada darr hai.. Jarra aake dekh le ek baar or Haan please no violence...

Main-I'll be there..

Call disconnected..

NO no no no you do not do that.. You do not disrespect my family never ever specially when I am around.. Nope you can't do that, you are not allowed to do that.. Or woh bhi babhi k sath nope..

Main Gaadi se uttara toh ikka dukka log Jaa rahe they shayad function over hogaya tha andar chairs bhi empty horahi thi bus kuch log bache they and Uppar stage par vips they, Babhi unke sath Ruhi thi uske alaawa Anaa uski badi behen Tara uska bapu Raajypaal Rajan and uska manager woh Mandeep.. Uske alaawa 3 aadmi or kuch ladies thi wahaan wohlog sab group Mein khaddey they Baat cheet chal rahi thi main unke pass gaya toh wohlog ekdusare Mein invested they toh meri taraf Dhyaan naa diya kissi ne.. Ab main wait kar raha tha kon hai woh bakchod...Tara Or bhabhi ki kaafi achi conversation chal rahi thi ki uss bich bola ek aadmi..

Aadmi-Maine toh kaha bhi hai organizers ko ki aage se agar aisa koi awards show organize karna hai toh atleast deserving candidates ko bulaaiye aise gunde mawaali ki family ko thodi bulana caahiye..

Iske reply Mein dusara banda bola..

Aadmi2-kiski Baat kar rahe ho Sharma ji??

Aadmi1-Arrey ye hain toh Deepika ji se puchiye inke Yahaan kya kami hain gundon ki kyun ji??? Abhi woh video nahi dekhi inke pyaare devar ki kaise maara hai un bachon ko.. Yelog gundey he hain ji bus sarkaar kaa mask pehna hai toh bache hain..

Iske bich koi naa bola woh 2 he they samajh gaya tha main attention caahiye main dedunga abhi..

Aadmi2-baat toh theek hai..

Rajan-Sharma ji ye sab niji baatein Yahaan karne ki nahi hoti aapko problem hai toh Deva ji k pass jaaiye inse thodi aap aise badtameezi se Baat karenge..

Aadmi-Loji marrna thodi hai mujhe Deva ji k pass Jaake.. Ye toh thehre..

Ruhi-AP???

Ye sun wohlog paltey meri taraf or unki attak gayi sans jo word bolne waala tha woh munh Mein he atak gaya uske.. Ye expect nahi kiya tha ussne..

Rajan-Haan sharma ji kuch bol rahe they ab boliye??

Aadmi1-W. W. W. Woh ye jo ye..

Babhi-Lets go AP.. Chalein?? Sorry thoda extra time lag gaya..

Main-It's ok.. Tu or tu idhar aao.. Tumhaari problem sunleta hun..

Babhi-AP...chal..

Main-No worries babhi keval baatein.. Its fine..

Aadmi1-Arrey Humein koi issue nahi hai sir aap..

Main-Hehe he.. Arrey naa aao aao i insist public place hai theek rahega warna fir or kahin pakkadunga main toh issue hojaaega aao aao..

Main ek side ko aaya stage k piche mere piche piche woh dono kaanptey hue aae.. Itani attention expect nahi ki thi unlog ne.. Or jaise he ek side aae wohlog unhone jodd liye hath.. Or jo jyaada bakk raha tha usko diya maine punch pait Mein itana bhayanak ki woh ghutano par aagya or usne ki ulti shayad abhi Yahaan khaaya tha ussne kuch.. Uski aankhein bahaar girrne ko hogayi.. Itani he aukaat thi uski.. Dusara turant pairon Mein girr gaya..

Main-Tumhaari khudki aukaat nahi hai itani jaldi se bataa do kissne bola tha karne ko ye..warna woh video tumne bhi dekhi thi waisi he same to same Tumhaari banaadunga..

Aadmi2-"Bbbbrrrrij...

Main-Brijesh ne??

Aadmi2 - Hhhaana.. Humein laga akeli hain toh tokk denge public image bigadti hai isase.. Humne khudse kuch nahi kiya tha bhai.. Humein nahi pata tha ki aap sath ho.. Or ye jyaada he kar raha tha Baat stage ki he thi... Baal bache waalein hain bhai..

Main-Tu nikal..

Woh dusara gaya or Pehle ko diya maine ek or punch abki baar munh par... Woh Rone lag gaya.. Awaaj hui babhi aane waali thi ab..

Main-aaj bachgaya maadarchod Yaad rakhna Jahaan milega wahin thokdunga.. Wahin k wahin..

Ye bolke maine di usko laat wahaan table k Uppar se girta woh piche Jaake or main turant wahaan se bahaar aaya toh babhi idhar he aarahi thi lekin raastey Mein Jo dusara banda gaya tha woh pair pakkadne laga babhi k..

Main-Oye overacting nahi nikal...

Babhi-AP??

Main-Sab theek hai dekho.. Maine Kuch nahi kiya..

Babhi-Dusara Kahaan hai??

Main-Woh theek hai overacting bus aao aao lets go..

Ye bolke Maine babhi kaa hath pakkada or waapis leke Jaane laga..

Babhi - Arrey ambulance wagaairaah toh nahi caahiye..

Main-Ghanta woh aagaya dekho..

Woh dusara banda naak par rumaal lagaae bhaaga wahaan se.. Meri taraf munh takk nahi kiya ussne..

Ye kya tactics they Brijesh k. Ye toh koi sense naa bani Matlab kyun?? Kya sochke?or isase farak kya padega mujhe jo ussne ye kiya.. Pata nahi kya socha lawde ne jo bhi tha bakchod idea tha or ab marega woh thoda or jaldi..

Continued..

Behad hi shandar or jabardast update
Brajesh Ap ki family ko target kar raha hai ye uska idea na ho sakta kuchh alag trah ki planning ho rahi hai .

 

[Iron Man]

Update-49(Daru Vs Mission)


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Rajan-AP good to see you.. Kaise ho??

Main-Fine uncle.. Aap theek ho??

Rajan-Sab theek..

Main-. Hi Anaa tara.. How are you guys??

Anaa-Fine AP..

Tara-Ekdum badhiya.. Achaa kiya tum aagaye ye kuch jyada he kar rahe they..

Main-Paise mille they isliye warna khudse itani himmat naa thi inki..

Babhi-OK Rajan Ji thanks for the invite.. Bye guys nice to meet you all..

Sab-Bye..

Main Babhi or Ruhi aae bahaar ki taraf..

Babhi-Gadhe aise harr bhonkney waale kuttey k sath uljhega toh aage kaise badhega..

Main-Main toh aage badhjaaunga babhi woh toh confirm hai lekin jaatey-2 agar in kutton ko chup naa karwaaya toh issue hojaaenge aage Jaake ye kaatna suru karenge..

Ruhi-True..

Babhi-Waise tu aaya kaise andar??

Main-Bulane aaya tha ofcourse aapko..

Babhi-Bulaane k liye phone haina tere pass khud toh naa aata bina reason andar tu.. Bol kissne bulaaya Anaa yaa Ruhi ne..??

Main-You are so smart babhi...


Humlog bahaar aae..

Ruhi-Ok babhi main chalti hun. Bye AP Darling..

Babhi - Bye Ruhi..

Main-Bye babes..

Ruhi apni Gaadi Mein nikal gayi or humlog aae apni Gaadi Mein..

Babhi-Soya kuch derr??

Main-Pura 2 ghantey..

Babhi-Lol..

Maine Pooja ko call kiya jo Brijesh k piche lagi thi information ikatha kar rahi thi.. Mobile Gaadi k bt system se connected tha..

Pooja-Ji boss..

Main-Ye Brijesh kaa kya karein kuch information mill rahi hai yaa fir niptaa dein??

Pooja-Nipta he detey hain boss information kuch jyaada nahi hai iske pass isko Sunny ne use kiya bus or badle Mein paise or power di ab ye fans gaya.. Sunny contact tod gaya shayad isase shayad isliye ye double fans gaya hai..

Main-OK fir Bolo Anjali ko kare tayaari.. Lets finish him and move on..

Pooja-OK boss.. Kal he kartey hain harr 24 ghante Mein location badal raha hai ye..

Main-Lol fatti hai Matlab ok kartey hain.. Bye..

Pooja-Bye boss..

Call disconnected..

Babhi-Ye kon??

Main-Haryana Mein Sunny kaa connect hai ye abhi recently k sab drug leaks Mein yahi tha main culprit colleges waalon Mein.

Babhi-Oh..

Main-Aaj bhi issi ne bola tha un 2 ko badtameezi karne k liye??

Babhi-1 minute Mein ye bhi pata karliya tune...

Main-Ek minute Kahaan 1 raiptey Mein..

Babhi-Waah bade sahaab or bade hotey jarahe hain..

Main-Exactly...

Mera phone baja jo Abeer kaa tha..

Main-Haan jaanwar..

Abeer-Kidhar??

Main-Main toh yahin hun babhi k sath aaya tha tumlog kab aarahe ho??

Abeer-Aachuke kuch derr Pehle.

Main-Gajab hum bhi Aa he gaye..

Abeer-OK..

Call disconnected...

Humlog ghar pohanchey bhai wagaairaah sab aachuke they meet and greet chali shyam takk toh din Mein waise naa so paaya main issliye raatko dinner kartey he so gaya main ab jaake nind puri hui meri bhenchod subah khudse he aankh khulli fresh hua then college k liye ready hua or niche aaya Ravi ki tabiyat theek thi ab aaj woh bhi aane waala tha college.. Naasta karke humlog bahaar aae he they ki mera phone baja jo new number se tha..

Main-Hello..

Toh Saamne se ek aadmi ki awaaj aai..

Aadmi-Hello AP..

Main-Kon??

Aadmi-Sunny..

Main-Oho ho.. Ji sir boliye daraane dhamkaane k liye phone kiya hai kya??

Sunny-Darraana dhamkaana kyu??

Main-Sablog issi liye phone kartey hain mujhe..

Sunny-Well main sablog k jaisa nahi hun AP daraane dhamkaane se bhalla ab kya farak padega ab maamla bahot aage badh chuka hai...

Main-Toh fir kaise Yaad Kiya??

Sunny-Actually maine tumhe ye bataane k liye call kiya ki tum brijesh ko Maar shaktey ho..

Main - Woh toh maarunga he usme teri permission thodi lunga..

Sunny-I know maaroge he but mere Kehne kaa Matlab hai ki meri taraf se usse koi support nahi hai toh you can go ahead..

Main-good to hear.. Support hota toh bhi mujhe ghanta farak nahi padta..

Sunny-Great so go ahead do what you want to do..
Ye bolke ussne phone cut kardiya Matlab Brijesh ne isko bhi chuna laga he diya lol.. Lekin apne ko kya apne ko toh thokna hai usko..

Humlog college aae Gaadi Park ki and andar canteen Mein aae.. Rohit wahin millgaya tha mobile Mein laga tha woh..

Rohit-Oye aaj Ashish kaa birthday hai wish kardena khus hojaaega..

Main-Ashish kaa bday..

Rohit-Haan abhi facebook par dekha maine..

Sam-Ashish toh apna londa hai..

Ravi-Daru peela shakta hai aaj Matlab..

Main-Sachi??

Ravi-Last bday par toh pilaai thi bc..

Main-Bahot jyaada mood horaha hai sach kahun toh.. Bahot jyaada..

Ravi-Chal confirm karletey hain.. Warna fir apan log banaate koi plan.. Bahot time hua..


Main-Waise bc lawde ki daru aaj toh Woh Brijesh ki gand Maarni hai.. Bhenchod iska bday bhi aaj he aana tha.. Maadarchod paida bhi jhant barabar din hua hai..

Ravi-Tu chala jaaiyo daru hum dekhlenge..

Rohit-True..

Main-Waah bhenchod mood toh bahot horaha hai.. Not gonna lie..

Ravi-Haan dikh raha hai daru k Naam se he aankhein chamak rahi hain teri..

Humlog canteen Mein aae toh Ashish and Baaki log wahaan baithtey they..

Main-Arrey happy birthday londey..

Sam-Happy birthday beta..

Ravi-Happy bday GheySish..

Rohit-Happy Birthday lodu..

Ashish - Arrey thanks thanks sahaab log thanks thanks..

Hum sabse Galle milla woh..

Ashish-by the way mera birthday kaise Yaad reh gaya tumhe??

Main-Waah bc bus kya pichle 13-14 saal se jaante hain tujhe ab bday bhi Yaad naa rahega..

Ashish - 13-14 nahi 17 saal se jaantey ho mujhe tumlog or un 17 saal Mein aajtak kabhi bhi tum Mein se kissi ko bhi mera birthday Yaad Nahi aaya..

Main-Shut up stop being a bitch ab Yaad aaya hai toh lele chup chaap..

Ashish - Sure thanks men love you guys..

Ravi-Woh chhod party??

Ashish - Ussi k liye Tumhaara wait kar raha tha main..

Ravi-Aisa kya bc?? Daru pilaayega??

Ashish-Haan bus Tumhaari help caahiye..

Sam-Bhonk...

Ashish-actually Baaki sab set hai bus mereko aaj night 9:00pm se 1:00am takk Aroma book karwaana hai..

Sam-Aji Haan bc aji Haan aroma ki booking maheene Pehle karni padti hai tab bhi naa hoti..

Ashish-wahi toh issiliye help caahiye tumlog Nikhil ko call karke boldo bc Tumhaari sunlega woh..

Ravi-Nice.. Meri naa sunta woh itani.

Sam-Same seats yaa ek room caahiye toh bol pura club caahiye toh AP ko bol yaa Rishi ko..

Ashish - Please bc itana naa Kar shaktey kya bhai k liye.. A AP Yaad kar kitani help ki maine teri..

Main-Main Aa he nahi raha bhai mereko kaam hai aaj..

Ashish-Wtf.. Bc daru nahi peeni??

Main-Peeni haina lekin kaam jaruri hai..

Ashish-Toh bhai kardey naa call,, at least sablog kaa toh badhiya time pass hoga..

Main-Bc kyun itane paise waste kar raha hai maana bahot jyaada paisa hai tere pass...

Ravi-Kardey bey call tu naa aaraha toh kya hua bc bhai k liye he kardey..

Abhi-True..

Arushi-Yesss..

Ashish-Abtoh kardey..

Main - OK kardunga bc..

Ashish-Abhi kardey baadmein bhull jaayega tu..

Main-Haan bc dekh kaisi aag lagi hai..

Aroma actually north India ki sabse badi club franchise hai north India Mein bahot Saare clubs hotels and Bars hain iske inke bars bahot famous hain iska owner hai Nikhil jo humara family friend hai uska jikar Pehle Bhi hua hai.. Apna Khaas hai woh..

Maine usko call kiya..

Nikhil-Waah bhenchod sapna toh nahi hai ye.. Dekho toh Kiska call aaya hai..

Main--Jaa be nalle teri tarah khaali naa baitha kaam rehtey hain mereko.. Or bc tere pass kya number naa hai.. Aajtak Yaad naa kiya..

Nikhil-Haan bhosdk Rishi bhai se regularly Baat hoti hai meri or tereko hospital Mein milne aaya jab gandu ki tarah behonsh padda tha tu bhosdk flowers leke aaya tha.. Bhenchod teri babhi k liye naa leke gaya flowers kabhi soch ab tu..

Main-Aji ghanta..

Nikhil-Lawde Sam se puchle..

Main-Ye hospital aaya tha kya be Sam ??

Sam-Haan..

Main-Flowers laaya tha??

Sam-Haan..

Nikhil-Bus maadarchod..

Main-Arrey gajab mere bhai.. Sun mereko kaam hai ek..

Nikhil-Room caahiye bar Mein?? Done aajaao baithke peetey hain sab..

Main-Actually mereko GT road waala club caahiye aaj night...

Nikhil-Aji Lund mera.. Bc pure next week takk available nahi hain.. Tu bar Aa bc free daru..

Main-Woh toh aajtak free he pee hai teri but sun urgent caahiye double paise lelena.. Moti party hai..

Nikhil-Abe lawde aise kaise dedun be tereko maalum naa kitani Pehle se booking chalti hai.. Aaj waise bhi booked hai.. Aaj kya next pure week booked hai..

Main-Abe unko kahin or shift kardey msintainence kaa bahana banaadey bey dusari branch Mein shift kardey..

Nikhil-log lawda naa maante be business naa samjhta tu abhi.

Main-Ye befaltu business naa samjha dega ya nahi bol??

Nikhil - Bhai sun..

Main-Haa naa bol be warna or kissi club Mein puchta hun main...

Nikhil-Waah bhenchod itana bada hogaya tu..

Main-Haan toh bc tu business samjha raha hai mujhe or kya karun.. Yaa bol Rishi ko bolun woh call karega fir toh dega he tu..

Nikhil-Chal karwaata hun kya occasion hai??

Main-College friend ki bday party..

Nikhil-Bhosdk underage naa leke aajaana idhar..

Main-naa naa I'd leke aayenge sab..

Nikhil - ok tumlog bhi aarahe ho naa??

Main-Sam Ravi Rohit aarahe mereko out of city Jaana Hai..

Nikhil - Fir naa deraha club main aao toh 4on aao warna ek bhi naa aao.. Apan log sathmein peeyenge... Like old days..

Main-Old days chhod mereko urgent Jaana Hai fir bhi try karunga tu booking dekhlena main uss londey ko number dedunga tera..

Nikhil-Manager kaa dedena bc mere pass kyun call karwaaega..

Main-Abe Ashish he hai school waala or kissi ko number naa dunga..

Nikhil-Ashish?? Raju side waala??

Main-Exactly..

Nikhil-Dedena chal..

Main-Thanks babes..

Call disconnected..

Ashish-Hogaya??

Main-Yeah Number message kiya hai tujhe dekhlena Baaki..

Ashish - Thanks bhai I love you #Nohomo.. Bc tu aata toh orr maja aata.. Belive naa horaha tu daru k liye mana kar raha hai..

Main-Mood kaafi hai not gonna lie bahot jyaada.. But Jaana jaruri hai..

Ashish - Bus kya be bhai k liye kaam naa delay kar shakta..

Main-Actually nahi kar shakta warna main delay hojaaunga..lekin still enjoy karna sab..

Maine itana bola tha ki mera phone baja jo Abeer kaa tha..

Main-yo..

Abeer-It's time.. Anjali kaa call aaya hai Brijesh kaa address mill gaya hai chuppa hua hai Rohtak side ek gaon Mein.. Harr 24 ghanton Mein location badal raha hai so lets finish him.. Abhi nikalna hai Anjali and team nikal chuke hain already..

Main-Gajab.. Mereko pick karlena college se or Deagles le aana..

Abeer-OK boss 10 minutes..

Call disconnected..

Sam--Tu leja car be humlog Rohit k sath chale jaayenge..

Main-Naa Rohtak side Jaana Hai Ek sath jaayenge toh better hai.. Anjali and all nikal liye already..

Sam-Tu bol raha hai toh chalein??

Main-Aji Haan bc daru se durr karun tumhe itani jarurat na hai Tumhaari we got this..

Sam-Lol..

Laxman meri coffee le aaya coffee peeke nikalna tha Brijesh ko bhi dekhenge kitani badi machli hai.. Or kya sachmuch Sunny piche hatt gaya usase yaa bakchodi kar raha hai bahot Saare questions lekin answer keval uske pass Jaake he milega..

Continued..

 

[Iron Man]

Update-49(Daru Vs Mission)


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Rajan-AP good to see you.. Kaise ho??

Main-Fine uncle.. Aap theek ho??

Rajan-Sab theek..

Main-. Hi Anaa tara.. How are you guys??

Anaa-Fine AP..

Tara-Ekdum badhiya.. Achaa kiya tum aagaye ye kuch jyada he kar rahe they..

Main-Paise mille they isliye warna khudse itani himmat naa thi inki..

Babhi-OK Rajan Ji thanks for the invite.. Bye guys nice to meet you all..

Sab-Bye..

Main Babhi or Ruhi aae bahaar ki taraf..

Babhi-Gadhe aise harr bhonkney waale kuttey k sath uljhega toh aage kaise badhega..

Main-Main toh aage badhjaaunga babhi woh toh confirm hai lekin jaatey-2 agar in kutton ko chup naa karwaaya toh issue hojaaenge aage Jaake ye kaatna suru karenge..

Ruhi-True..

Babhi-Waise tu aaya kaise andar??

Main-Bulane aaya tha ofcourse aapko..

Babhi-Bulaane k liye phone haina tere pass khud toh naa aata bina reason andar tu.. Bol kissne bulaaya Anaa yaa Ruhi ne..??

Main-You are so smart babhi...


Humlog bahaar aae..

Ruhi-Ok babhi main chalti hun. Bye AP Darling..

Babhi - Bye Ruhi..

Main-Bye babes..

Ruhi apni Gaadi Mein nikal gayi or humlog aae apni Gaadi Mein..

Babhi-Soya kuch derr??

Main-Pura 2 ghantey..

Babhi-Lol..

Maine Pooja ko call kiya jo Brijesh k piche lagi thi information ikatha kar rahi thi.. Mobile Gaadi k bt system se connected tha..

Pooja-Ji boss..

Main-Ye Brijesh kaa kya karein kuch information mill rahi hai yaa fir niptaa dein??

Pooja-Nipta he detey hain boss information kuch jyaada nahi hai iske pass isko Sunny ne use kiya bus or badle Mein paise or power di ab ye fans gaya.. Sunny contact tod gaya shayad isase shayad isliye ye double fans gaya hai..

Main-OK fir Bolo Anjali ko kare tayaari.. Lets finish him and move on..

Pooja-OK boss.. Kal he kartey hain harr 24 ghante Mein location badal raha hai ye..

Main-Lol fatti hai Matlab ok kartey hain.. Bye..

Pooja-Bye boss..

Call disconnected..

Babhi-Ye kon??

Main-Haryana Mein Sunny kaa connect hai ye abhi recently k sab drug leaks Mein yahi tha main culprit colleges waalon Mein.

Babhi-Oh..

Main-Aaj bhi issi ne bola tha un 2 ko badtameezi karne k liye??

Babhi-1 minute Mein ye bhi pata karliya tune...

Main-Ek minute Kahaan 1 raiptey Mein..

Babhi-Waah bade sahaab or bade hotey jarahe hain..

Main-Exactly...

Mera phone baja jo Abeer kaa tha..

Main-Haan jaanwar..

Abeer-Kidhar??

Main-Main toh yahin hun babhi k sath aaya tha tumlog kab aarahe ho??

Abeer-Aachuke kuch derr Pehle.

Main-Gajab hum bhi Aa he gaye..

Abeer-OK..

Call disconnected...

Humlog ghar pohanchey bhai wagaairaah sab aachuke they meet and greet chali shyam takk toh din Mein waise naa so paaya main issliye raatko dinner kartey he so gaya main ab jaake nind puri hui meri bhenchod subah khudse he aankh khulli fresh hua then college k liye ready hua or niche aaya Ravi ki tabiyat theek thi ab aaj woh bhi aane waala tha college.. Naasta karke humlog bahaar aae he they ki mera phone baja jo new number se tha..

Main-Hello..

Toh Saamne se ek aadmi ki awaaj aai..

Aadmi-Hello AP..

Main-Kon??

Aadmi-Sunny..

Main-Oho ho.. Ji sir boliye daraane dhamkaane k liye phone kiya hai kya??

Sunny-Darraana dhamkaana kyu??

Main-Sablog issi liye phone kartey hain mujhe..

Sunny-Well main sablog k jaisa nahi hun AP daraane dhamkaane se bhalla ab kya farak padega ab maamla bahot aage badh chuka hai...

Main-Toh fir kaise Yaad Kiya??

Sunny-Actually maine tumhe ye bataane k liye call kiya ki tum brijesh ko Maar shaktey ho..

Main - Woh toh maarunga he usme teri permission thodi lunga..

Sunny-I know maaroge he but mere Kehne kaa Matlab hai ki meri taraf se usse koi support nahi hai toh you can go ahead..

Main-good to hear.. Support hota toh bhi mujhe ghanta farak nahi padta..

Sunny-Great so go ahead do what you want to do..
Ye bolke ussne phone cut kardiya Matlab Brijesh ne isko bhi chuna laga he diya lol.. Lekin apne ko kya apne ko toh thokna hai usko..

Humlog college aae Gaadi Park ki and andar canteen Mein aae.. Rohit wahin millgaya tha mobile Mein laga tha woh..

Rohit-Oye aaj Ashish kaa birthday hai wish kardena khus hojaaega..

Main-Ashish kaa bday..

Rohit-Haan abhi facebook par dekha maine..

Sam-Ashish toh apna londa hai..

Ravi-Daru peela shakta hai aaj Matlab..

Main-Sachi??

Ravi-Last bday par toh pilaai thi bc..

Main-Bahot jyaada mood horaha hai sach kahun toh.. Bahot jyaada..

Ravi-Chal confirm karletey hain.. Warna fir apan log banaate koi plan.. Bahot time hua..


Main-Waise bc lawde ki daru aaj toh Woh Brijesh ki gand Maarni hai.. Bhenchod iska bday bhi aaj he aana tha.. Maadarchod paida bhi jhant barabar din hua hai..

Ravi-Tu chala jaaiyo daru hum dekhlenge..

Rohit-True..

Main-Waah bhenchod mood toh bahot horaha hai.. Not gonna lie..

Ravi-Haan dikh raha hai daru k Naam se he aankhein chamak rahi hain teri..

Humlog canteen Mein aae toh Ashish and Baaki log wahaan baithtey they..

Main-Arrey happy birthday londey..

Sam-Happy birthday beta..

Ravi-Happy bday GheySish..

Rohit-Happy Birthday lodu..

Ashish - Arrey thanks thanks sahaab log thanks thanks..

Hum sabse Galle milla woh..

Ashish-by the way mera birthday kaise Yaad reh gaya tumhe??

Main-Waah bc bus kya pichle 13-14 saal se jaante hain tujhe ab bday bhi Yaad naa rahega..

Ashish - 13-14 nahi 17 saal se jaantey ho mujhe tumlog or un 17 saal Mein aajtak kabhi bhi tum Mein se kissi ko bhi mera birthday Yaad Nahi aaya..

Main-Shut up stop being a bitch ab Yaad aaya hai toh lele chup chaap..

Ashish - Sure thanks men love you guys..

Ravi-Woh chhod party??

Ashish - Ussi k liye Tumhaara wait kar raha tha main..

Ravi-Aisa kya bc?? Daru pilaayega??

Ashish-Haan bus Tumhaari help caahiye..

Sam-Bhonk...

Ashish-actually Baaki sab set hai bus mereko aaj night 9:00pm se 1:00am takk Aroma book karwaana hai..

Sam-Aji Haan bc aji Haan aroma ki booking maheene Pehle karni padti hai tab bhi naa hoti..

Ashish-wahi toh issiliye help caahiye tumlog Nikhil ko call karke boldo bc Tumhaari sunlega woh..

Ravi-Nice.. Meri naa sunta woh itani.

Sam-Same seats yaa ek room caahiye toh bol pura club caahiye toh AP ko bol yaa Rishi ko..

Ashish - Please bc itana naa Kar shaktey kya bhai k liye.. A AP Yaad kar kitani help ki maine teri..

Main-Main Aa he nahi raha bhai mereko kaam hai aaj..

Ashish-Wtf.. Bc daru nahi peeni??

Main-Peeni haina lekin kaam jaruri hai..

Ashish-Toh bhai kardey naa call,, at least sablog kaa toh badhiya time pass hoga..

Main-Bc kyun itane paise waste kar raha hai maana bahot jyaada paisa hai tere pass...

Ravi-Kardey bey call tu naa aaraha toh kya hua bc bhai k liye he kardey..

Abhi-True..

Arushi-Yesss..

Ashish-Abtoh kardey..

Main - OK kardunga bc..

Ashish-Abhi kardey baadmein bhull jaayega tu..

Main-Haan bc dekh kaisi aag lagi hai..

Aroma actually north India ki sabse badi club franchise hai north India Mein bahot Saare clubs hotels and Bars hain iske inke bars bahot famous hain iska owner hai Nikhil jo humara family friend hai uska jikar Pehle Bhi hua hai.. Apna Khaas hai woh..

Maine usko call kiya..

Nikhil-Waah bhenchod sapna toh nahi hai ye.. Dekho toh Kiska call aaya hai..

Main--Jaa be nalle teri tarah khaali naa baitha kaam rehtey hain mereko.. Or bc tere pass kya number naa hai.. Aajtak Yaad naa kiya..

Nikhil-Haan bhosdk Rishi bhai se regularly Baat hoti hai meri or tereko hospital Mein milne aaya jab gandu ki tarah behonsh padda tha tu bhosdk flowers leke aaya tha.. Bhenchod teri babhi k liye naa leke gaya flowers kabhi soch ab tu..

Main-Aji ghanta..

Nikhil-Lawde Sam se puchle..

Main-Ye hospital aaya tha kya be Sam ??

Sam-Haan..

Main-Flowers laaya tha??

Sam-Haan..

Nikhil-Bus maadarchod..

Main-Arrey gajab mere bhai.. Sun mereko kaam hai ek..

Nikhil-Room caahiye bar Mein?? Done aajaao baithke peetey hain sab..

Main-Actually mereko GT road waala club caahiye aaj night...

Nikhil-Aji Lund mera.. Bc pure next week takk available nahi hain.. Tu bar Aa bc free daru..

Main-Woh toh aajtak free he pee hai teri but sun urgent caahiye double paise lelena.. Moti party hai..

Nikhil-Abe lawde aise kaise dedun be tereko maalum naa kitani Pehle se booking chalti hai.. Aaj waise bhi booked hai.. Aaj kya next pure week booked hai..

Main-Abe unko kahin or shift kardey msintainence kaa bahana banaadey bey dusari branch Mein shift kardey..

Nikhil-log lawda naa maante be business naa samjhta tu abhi.

Main-Ye befaltu business naa samjha dega ya nahi bol??

Nikhil - Bhai sun..

Main-Haa naa bol be warna or kissi club Mein puchta hun main...

Nikhil-Waah bhenchod itana bada hogaya tu..

Main-Haan toh bc tu business samjha raha hai mujhe or kya karun.. Yaa bol Rishi ko bolun woh call karega fir toh dega he tu..

Nikhil-Chal karwaata hun kya occasion hai??

Main-College friend ki bday party..

Nikhil-Bhosdk underage naa leke aajaana idhar..

Main-naa naa I'd leke aayenge sab..

Nikhil - ok tumlog bhi aarahe ho naa??

Main-Sam Ravi Rohit aarahe mereko out of city Jaana Hai..

Nikhil - Fir naa deraha club main aao toh 4on aao warna ek bhi naa aao.. Apan log sathmein peeyenge... Like old days..

Main-Old days chhod mereko urgent Jaana Hai fir bhi try karunga tu booking dekhlena main uss londey ko number dedunga tera..

Nikhil-Manager kaa dedena bc mere pass kyun call karwaaega..

Main-Abe Ashish he hai school waala or kissi ko number naa dunga..

Nikhil-Ashish?? Raju side waala??

Main-Exactly..

Nikhil-Dedena chal..

Main-Thanks babes..

Call disconnected..

Ashish-Hogaya??

Main-Yeah Number message kiya hai tujhe dekhlena Baaki..

Ashish - Thanks bhai I love you #Nohomo.. Bc tu aata toh orr maja aata.. Belive naa horaha tu daru k liye mana kar raha hai..

Main-Mood kaafi hai not gonna lie bahot jyaada.. But Jaana jaruri hai..

Ashish - Bus kya be bhai k liye kaam naa delay kar shakta..

Main-Actually nahi kar shakta warna main delay hojaaunga..lekin still enjoy karna sab..

Maine itana bola tha ki mera phone baja jo Abeer kaa tha..

Main-yo..

Abeer-It's time.. Anjali kaa call aaya hai Brijesh kaa address mill gaya hai chuppa hua hai Rohtak side ek gaon Mein.. Harr 24 ghanton Mein location badal raha hai so lets finish him.. Abhi nikalna hai Anjali and team nikal chuke hain already..

Main-Gajab.. Mereko pick karlena college se or Deagles le aana..

Abeer-OK boss 10 minutes..

Call disconnected..

Sam--Tu leja car be humlog Rohit k sath chale jaayenge..

Main-Naa Rohtak side Jaana Hai Ek sath jaayenge toh better hai.. Anjali and all nikal liye already..

Sam-Tu bol raha hai toh chalein??

Main-Aji Haan bc daru se durr karun tumhe itani jarurat na hai Tumhaari we got this..

Sam-Lol..

Laxman meri coffee le aaya coffee peeke nikalna tha Brijesh ko bhi dekhenge kitani badi machli hai.. Or kya sachmuch Sunny piche hatt gaya usase yaa bakchodi kar raha hai bahot Saare questions lekin answer keval uske pass Jaake he milega..

Continued..

Behad hi shandar or jabardast update
Brajesh ki band bajane ke baad Daru ka bhi plan ban dekhte hai mission kitna success rahta hai.

 

[Pintupaul]

Superb bro

 

[Arv313]

AP bhidu gazab likha hai dono me hi aapka jalwa kayam hai aur
lagta hai sunny ne janboojhkar call kiya hai vo abhi bhi us lodu ko support de ra hai
Koi na agar hai bhi to fer double maza aayega kyoki brijesh ke sath hi ye sunny ki bhi baja denge.
waiting for the next update.

 

[RAJIV SHAW]

Super update hai bhai