Thriller Waah! Life Ho Toh Aisi - The Merchant Of Death ( COMPLETED )

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WLHTA - The Serpent Of Underworld

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[Rajesh]

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[Naik]

Update-47(Riya?????????)


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Ab Pooja ne unse phone liya toh kuch soch kar he liya hoga isliye Maine phone liya toh Saamne se Brijesh ki awaaj aai..

Brij-Parnaam sahaab parnaam.. Kaise hain aap??

Main-Main toh theek hun tum batao..

Brij-Main kaisa hounga ye toh aap k Uppar depend karta hai bhai.. Abtak uss guard ne mera Naam toh le he diya hoga..

Main-Oh yeah Pehle thappad Mein Tera he Naam aaya tha.. Kam se kam aise bandey dhundo jo thoda kuch toh sahein..

Brije-Jaldi jaldi Mein yahi sab miltey hain bhai or apne Yahaan kaam k bandey hain Kahaan ab, bhalla sabko toh nipta diya aapne. Baaki apni apni gangs Mein fit hoke baithey hain..

Main-Unki itani Yaad aarahi hai tujhe don't worry wahin bhejdunga tujhe bhi..

Brij-Arrey nahi nahi bhai ussi se bachne k liye toh call kiya hai.. Dekhiye main thehra ek chota sa middle men mujhe jyaada kuch khabar hai nahi jo maalum hai woh sab bataa dunga..

Main-Badle Mein Kya caahiye??

Brije-Bus jyaada kuch nahi 5 crore ki choti si rakkam ...

Main-Choti si???

Brij-Aapke liye toh choti si he haina sahab 5 crore toh aapke liye chillar bhi nahi hain.. Itana paisa hai aaplog k pass..

Main-Haan toh bhosdk tere liye hai woh?? Sun I have a better deal for you sun sun mast hai..

Brij-Ji negotiations k liye main humessa taiyar hun boliye..

Main-Aaj nahi toh kal nahi toh parson takk main tujhe dhund lunga tere Saare sathiyon ko thokdunga then tere sareer ki ek ek haddi todunga or jabtak todta rahunga jabtak tu mujhe sab kuch bataa nahi deta or fir tujhe mere mood k hissab se jail yaa fir Uppar bhejdunga.. kaisa laga??

Brij-Arrey kyun daraatey ho sahaab itana toh bada kand he naa kiya maine kuch..

Main-Bada chota kuch nahi hota agar koi mere kaam k bichmein aaya toh he is dead chotey badey Mein farak nikaalke time naa kharab karta main..

Brije-Lekin jarurat kya hai itane violence ki befalfu log marrenge.. Kuch humare kuch aapke..

Main-Naa calculations galata hai teri, thoda correction hai tere sablog marrenge mera ek bhi nahi..

Brij-Meri Baat suniye bhai main kehraha hun kuch rakha nahi issme 5 nahi toh 2 crore dedijiye.. Bus isase niche nahi Jaa shakta main..

Main-OH niche toh tu jaayega tu nahi toh teri laash jaayegi..

Brij-Matlab log kehtey hain woh sach hai logon ko maarke ki chain millta hai tumhe.. You enjoy killing people..

Main-Exactly ab aaya naa point par.. Jaldi taiyar hojaa yaa Bhaag Jaa thoda time jyaada jiyega... Haryana Mein rehke Deva bhai ki pith piche gaya tu naa naa..Aise he thodi chhod dunga beta...

Brij-Chaliye fir yahi dekh lete hain..

Call disconnected...

Main-yele bhai tera phone.. Or suno mood acha hai toh chhod toh raha he hun tumhe ek tip bhi dedeta hun Bhaag Jaao faayde mein rahoge..

Aadmi1-Bhaagenge Kahaan pakkad lenge Brijesh bhai..

Main-Usase Pehle main usse pakkad lunga.. Isliye shyaane bano or nikal lo Baaki ab tumhaari marji.. Dusara chance deta nahi hun main kissi ko dekha jaae toh Pehla bhi kam he deta hun..

Aadmi 1-Dhanywaad bhai humari Baat sunane k liye.. Sorry disturb karne k liye.. Nikalte hain hum.. Parnaam...

Ye bolke wohlog nikal liye wahaan se..

Main-Poo??

Poo-Number track nahi hua boss lekin ab ye dono numbers ki har call or message humlog monitor karenge..

Main-What the fuck. You are insane..

Anjali-Great job Pooja..

Main-Fan fucking tastic.. So Pooja tum or priyanka isspar lago Baaki normal drugs bust jaari rakho..

Anjali-ok boss..

Anjali and team nikale wahaan se.. Humlog bhi ghar aae... Ghar aake lunch kiya and then main room Mein aake so gaya thakk gaya tha bc.. Pooja Brijesh k Uppar najar rakhe thi Baaki sab apna kaam nipta rahe they.. Next day subah humlog college Jaane k liye ready hue Pooja ne subah kuch call recordings bheji thi Brijesh ki jo suni maine lekin kuch khass milla nahi.. Humlog as usual college aae.. Ravi nahi aaya tha aaj uski tabiyat thodi down thi main Sam or Rohit guffa Mein aae.. Guffa Mein cigarettes khatam hogayi thi toh bahaar laxman humare liye chuppa k rakhta hai isliye main bahaar se cigarettes leke andar aaya toh bhenchod andar Saamne Anaa Arushi or woh ladki khaddi thi jisko Humne bachaya tha yeah Nandini.. Maine turant cigarettes ka packet daala jebb Mein..

Main-Yeah wassup??

Meri awaaj sunke wohlog piche muddi..

Anaa-We need your help..

Main-Yeah sure but do not come in here like that.. Its not a good look for us..

Anaa-sorry but it's urgent..

Main - Yeah then call me and I'll be there..

Anaa-Sorry...

Rohit-Bus be ab Aa he gayi hain toh Baat sunle..

Main-Bahaar aajao idhar woh principal takk news pohanchi toh the end hai fir.. Aao..

Bhenchod 3 choti choti cheejein hain jo mujhe trigger karti hain 1 koi meri Baat bich Mein kaatey 2 koi meri nind bina reason kharaab kare and 3 koi mujhe cigarette se durr kare woh bhi tab, jab woh din ki Pehli cigarette ho.. Mereko bhayanak talab lagi thi bc.. Isliye main hua trigger..
Still Humlog bahaar aake baithe toh Abhi gang thi wahaan as expected..

Main-Yeah..

Anaa-Actually Nandini ko koi calls and messages kar raha hai repeatedly or woh usko threaten kar raha hai woh drugs dene k liye jo issne Arushi k ghar chippa diye they and tumlog ne recover kiye they..

Main-let me see..

Maine uska phone liya toh kaafi calls they 3 same numbers se exact numbers bolun toh 105 calls and missed calls in past 12 hours..and bahot Saare messages..

Rohit-Kya scene hai?

Main-Koi drugie hai most probably apne he college kaa ab iska supplier pakkada gaya toh body ko or caahiye or Laae Kahaan se ab itani desperately toh ek addict he maang shakta hai.. Ye numbers dekh mobile Mein kiske hain.. Sam tu dekh toh..

Sam-No idea college k ginne chunne ladkon k he numbers hain mere pass..

Rohit-Dikhaa..

Main-Ashish tumlog dekho toh..

Ashish - Rohit number bol toh..

Rohit ne number diya..

Ajit - Arrey ye toh Rajesh kaa number hai..

Main-Kon Rajesh??

Ajit - Rajesh woh lambu..

Ashish - Kon woh hostel waala??

Ajit-Haan..

Ashish - Arrey Rohit bhai ye Rajesh isko toh jaantey ho aap.. Rajesh jakhar..

Rohit-Arrey bc Haan toh.. Ye meri he party Mein tha naa Shubam k sath hota tha fir Shubam ne maara tha isko ladkiyon k sath bakwas kar raha tha isliye.. 2 saal Pehle shayad..

Ajit-Haan wahi bhai.. Ye baadmein khudse he hostel waalon kaa leader ban gaya tha..

Rohit-Arrey bhenchod ye saala bahot he gaaaa...

Sam-Ahem ahemmm...

Rohit-Bahot he galat banda hai..

Main-Kahaan milega??

Ajit-No idea bro..

Main-Rohit ye Shubam ko call karke puch toh kidhar hoga ye..

Rohit ne Shubam ko call karke pucha..

Rohit - Woh bola agar city Mein Hai toh ground yaa fir hostel mein he padda rehta hai.. Last place hai woh college k Saamne waali tapri..

Main-Interesting.. Aajao fir dhund he lein..

Humlog uthe he they ki mere hath Mein Woh Nandini kaa phone baja jo ussi same number se tha..

Main-yelo uthake Baat karo isase...

Nandi-mmmmmain nahi...

Main-Toh main kaise karun ab, Baat karo isase or bolna Tumhaare pass bus thoda saa he hai location jaananey ki koshish karna iski..

Maine phone uthake speaker par kiya..

Ladka-Saali phone kyun nahi uthaaa rahi thi... Marrna hai tujhe..

Nand-Ww.. Ww. Oh.

Ladka-Woh woh chhod aakhiri baar bol raha hun mujhe dedey woh Saara maal warna mujhe tera address bhi pata hai abhi aajaunga..

Nand-Mere pass bbus thoda saa he hai woh Baaki police ko millgaya tha Arushi k ghar se..

Ladka-Thoda saa matab Kitana???

Nand-Ek pouch..


Ye basketball court Mein tha mereko piche se basketball dribbling ki awaaj Aa gayi thi.. Maine Unko ishaara kiya ki follow me.. Wohlog mere sath sath chall paddey.


Ladka-1 pouch?? Sali juth bolti hai..

Nandi-Nnnahi...sachmein..

Ladka-Toh or leke Aa kissi or ko jaanti he hogi tu aaj shyam takk agar tune kuch nahi kiya toh main tere ghar Mein ghusske rape karunga tera.. Samjhi?? Rape?? Akela nahi or ko bhi leke aaunga..

Uske ye bolne k Baad kuch or bandon ki hansne ki awaaj aai 2 yaa 3 or they uske sath.. Nice rape.. Nice... Mereko or trigger kardiya tha issne or ab aane waala tha maja.. Bahot badhiya maja.. Humlog basketball court pohanchey..court k 4on taraf lohe ki jaali lagi hai Uppar se niche takk bus ek gate hai aane Jaane k liye.. Wahaan 3 bandey toh basketball practice kar rahe they or 3 bandey ek bench par baithey they wahin andar or unmein se ek tha woh Rajesh kyunki uske hath Mein phone tha or Wohlog jhume they 4on taraf..


Ladka-Kyun saanp Sungh gaya saali randi bol ab..

Maine usase phone liya..

Main- Haanji sir delivery Aa gayi hai aapki..lelo drugs idhar Saamne..

Ye sunke Phone par sannata chhaa gaya or unhone dekha Humein uski aankhein bahaar aane ko hogayi..

Main-Don't worry dobara drugs ki jarurat nahi paddegi tujhe..

Call disconnected...

Hum gate k pass aae..

Main-Tum 3 nikalo..

Ye suntey he woh 3 jo basketball khel rahe they woh bhaage bc wahaan se..

Sam-Oye.. Theek hai tu??

Main-Yo i am fine as fuck..

Sam-Naa naa.. Shakal se toh naa lag raha maarna nahi haibe isse.. Gussa kar raha hai tu..

Main-Naah I am chilling..


Rohit-Nope.. Naa lag raha theek, triggered hai tu.. Main or Sam dekhlenge inko..tu rukk..

Frankly speaking main bahot triggered tha choti choti baatein millke mujhe bahot jyaada trigger karti hain...

Main-Ek minute side chalo tumlog...

Sam or Rohit bheed se ek side Jaane lage jiska faayda uthake main court Mein enter hogaya or andar se gate bandh kariya maine...

Sam-Yo what the fuck.. Rehndey be befaltu kaa panga karna kyun hai...

Rohit - Haan be kand hojaaega..

Main-Kand he karna hai..

Wahaan kaafi students ki bheed ikatha hogayi thi.. Woh teeno londey wahin khaddey khaddey mujhe he ghurr rahe they..

Main-(Chilaake) So easy way hogaya ab dekho hard way agar is college Mein Koi bhi drugs k aas pass bhi pakadda gaya toh unka kya haal hoga woh dikhata hun tumhe main..


Maine baaju k button khole jeb se phone nikaalke side Mein bench par rakha.. Or unke Saamne gaya..

Ladka1-bbbb... Bhai www.woh..

Woh aage kuch bolta usase Pehle maine diya uske thobdey par punch woh bhi Ekdum set hoke woh uss bench k Uppar se side Mein Jaake girra.. Dusara banda aage aaya usko di maine pait Mein laat woh jukha or jukhtey he maine di ek or laat uske thobdey par woh bhi niche girra last banda bc piche hatta lekin itana tejj tha nahi woh main jhapta uske Uppar or diya usko punch woh piche jaali se satt gaya or wahin liya maine usko uske thobdey par 15 seconds Mein he maine bahot Saare punch Maar diye woh react kar paata tabtak uska munh khoon se latpath ho chuka tha or uski body Mein isase jyaada Jaan dikh bhi nahi rahi thi mujhe.. Mere rukktey he woh niche girra... Or niche girrtey he maine di uski ribs Mein laat toe end se woh bhi bhenchod ki ribs pichakk gayi hongi.. Woh bhayanak chilaaya uske munh se thookk khoon sab nikal raha tha.. Usko chhod main dusare k pass gaya usko uthaaya maine saala notanki karta hai uthaatey he maine diya ghutna uske lawde par uski aankhein bahaar aane ko hogayi usko chhoda maine or chhodtey he woh apne ghutano par girra fir di maine laat uske munh par jo exactly naak par lagi uski.. By god gand fatt gayi hogi uski.. Iss bich woh last waala bhaagne laga main piche bhaaga gate kholta usase Pehle pichwaade par di maine uska munh Saamne gate se takraaya wahaan bahaar Saamne puri bheed dekh rahi thi..

Sam-Bhosdk rukk Jaa fir gand fod dunga dekhlena..

Maine Sam ki ignore kiya or usko pakkada ye tha woh phone wala londa..

Main - Rape karega?? Uth bhenchod..

Woh utha uthtey he maine di uske pait Mein laat woh fir niche or niche girrtey he maine ek k Baad ek do laatein uski ribs or bones sab hill gayi hongi.. Ussne mera pair pakkad liya tab rukka main..

Ladka-Bbb. V. Bhai galati hogayi.. Bbbbhai bhai..

Maine uska hath hataaya apne pair se.. Pakkad k hath khincha apne pair Mein fansaaya or diya jhatka bhenchod crack ki sound bahaar takk halki halki feel hui mujhe.. Or woh chilaaya gand faad.. Bahot jyaada itana ki bahaar 4on taraf khaddi ladkiyon ki gand fatt gayi..

Anaa-AP stoppp....please....

Bahaar Sam Rohit Anaa Arushi wagaairaah sab rukkaney kaa bol rahe they

Main-Laa dusara hath dey..

Maine uska dusara hath pakkada ussne try kiya hataane kaa lekin kamyaab naa hua maine pair Mein fansaaya.. Or todney he waala tha ki mujhe ek awaaj sunaai di.. "AP stopppppp"... Awaaj wahaan se kaafi aarahi thi but ye ek Awaaj ne mereko strike kiya Or pata nahi kyun main woh awaaj sunke rukk gaya maine uska hath chhoda piche mudda ji Haan ye Riya ki awaaj thi jo gate k Uppar khaddi thi.. No idea woh awaaj sun main kyun rukka maybe isliye ki main curious tha ye jaananey k liye ki ye awaaj real thi yaa nahi.. Mera Saara gussa Ekdum se rukk gaya tha or fir jhatke se waapis aaya or jyaada..

Sam-Bhabhi kaa phone hai dekhle... Yele..


Ye bolke Sam ne jaali Mein se apna mobile fainka mere Saamne grass par jo loud speaker par tha..

Bhabi-AP kya kar raha hai betu?? Hello.. I know tu sun raha hai.. Stop it right now.. Warna main aarahi hun fir dekhlena..

Ab main babhi yaa bhai ki Baat gusse Mein bhi nahi taal shakta... Then mujhe realize hua ki sab theek hai bahot Maar liya sachi Mein bahot jyaada Maar liya.. Maine phone uthaaya..

Main-Naa naa I am good.. Its fine..

Babhi - Tu kar kya raha tha..?

Main-Kuch nahi was beating somebody..

Babhi-mere pass call kiya toh bahot he jyaada Maar raha hoga..

Main-Yeah kind of..

Babhi-Koi case wagaairaah karega??

Main - Naa unka fault hai..

Babhi-OK then ambulance bulao or nikalo wahaan se and don't get yourself in these situations...

Main-Ok yeah.. Thodi der Mein aajaaenge..Sorry..

Babhi-Ghar aake Baat karte hain.. Bye..

Call disconnected..

Main gate kholke bahaar nikala toh puri bheed mujhe he ghurr rahi thi.. Shocked nahi tha koi bhi sabko maalum tha aisa he hota hai jab main kissi ko dharrta hun toh.. Bahaar aatey he meri najar chaaron taraf gayi Riya nahi thi wahaan no idea kyun main usse dhund raha tha but woh nahi thi wahaan.. Kya woh aai thi yaa bus beham tha mera.. Bhenchod kya Matlab beham tha maine apni aankhon se dekha usse Yahaan.. She was right fucking here..

Main-Ambulance bulaa dey toh..

Rohit-already bulaa di hai..

Sam ne maara mere pait Mein Ek punch kaafi jorr se well deserved tha ye..

Sam-What the fuck bc kyun mood ki aisi taisi karta hai be..

Main-My bad..

Rohit-Abhi Ravi hota toh gand fod deta teri...

Sam-True bc kaabu he uske yaa babhi k aata hai tu..

True Ravi hota toh aisi situation nahi aati waise toh Sam or Rohit bhi mere bahot jyaada close hain lekin Ravi toh fir Bachpan se mere sath he raha hai he understands me pretty good or Uppar se uska gussa bhi kharaab hai..

Main-Sorry bola naa be waise bhi well deserved thi ye dhulaai case koi karega nahi toh we are chilling.. Out of college campus hai ye toh no issue ye seekh jaayega or Baaki ko seekha jaaega..yelo Nandini ab call nahi karega ye..

Nandi-Ttthanks..

Anaa-You are stupid AP hath dekho apne..

Main-Mera blood nahi hai..

Maine wahaan hath dhoye or aaya canteen ki side sabke sath..

Abhi-Bro that was sick..

Ajit-Yep deserve karta tha woh..

Main-I know bc thoda jyaada hogaya..


Ashish - Kaaeka jyaada be all good..

Main-Laxman coffee he pilaa dey..

Maine Canteen Mein najar doudaai meri aankhein usse dhun rahi thi kyun maalum nahi but main ek baar confirm karna caahta tha ki woh Yahaan kahin thi..

Continued...

Fantastic mind blowing update brother

 

[Naik]

Update-48(Brijesh)


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Riya ko dhundta hua main canteen aaya bhenchod Baaki kissi se puch nahi shakta tha still canteen Mein baithtey humlog and Laxman coffee leke aaya he tha ki Ravi aaya wahaan formal kapdon Mein tha woh maano bed se uthke seedha aagaya ho..yaani babhi ne bheja tha usse Humein leke aane k liye.. Woh seedha aaya humaare pass uska chehra tha full serious yaani Humne uski nind kharaab kar di thi jo buri Baat thi..

Ravi-chalo re lets go..

Main-coffee toh pee lun be..

Ravi-Ye gand Mein daal dunga bhosdk.. Kya kar raha hai tu physco hai kya be?? Bahaar dekha maine ambulance Mein saale gundey mawaali kaa samjh Mein aaata hai ye raah chaltey ladkon ko itana marega koi margaya toh fir Saari jindagi case lado.. Chutiya kahin kaa..

Ab Ravi k gusse kaa ek nuksaan hai jo main Pehle bataa chuka hun ki woh dekhta nahi aaju Baaki kon hai kyun hai jo Pehle Bhi Dekh chuke hain hum ab sab Ladkiyaan usse ghurrein Anaa wagaairaah sab..


Main-Message send kar raha tha..

Ravi-tu AP hai tujhe message send karne k liye itana sab karne ki jarurat naa padti chutiya matt bana..main aata hun guffa se jaldi finish karlo..

Ye bolke woh andar gaya cigarette peeney..

Main-Ek tip deta hun guys jab Ravi bhonk raha ho usko aise ghurrna nahi..

Ashish - ahista ahista wahi bol raha tha inko samjhein tab naa..

Anaa-khuss phuss kar raha tha tu.. Pata hota toh ghurrtey thodi..

Sam-abhi suna naa aise nahi karna woh jo kare bus agree karte raho or kuch nahi..10 minutes Baad normal hojaaega woh..

Anaa-Noted..

Maine Coffee pee thodi si ki woh aagaya cigarette peeke..

Ravi - Aajao..

Main-Chal humlog aarahe hain car se..

Ravi-Car Sam le aaega tu aaja lets go..

Main-Theek..

Ravi-Ghurr kya raha hai bhrnchod chaaye pee naa apni..

Ye bol Ravi ne side Mein baithe ek londey k sir Mein chamaat maari..

Main-Aajaa aajaa ab..

Ye bolke main Ravi ko leke aaya wahaan se.

Ravi-Sam tu bhi aaja Gaadi le Aa..

Ravi Gaadi leke aaya tha main uske sath aaya..

Ravi-Drive kar mera sir Dard kar raha hai..

Main-Toh bhosdk gand marwaane aaya tha..

Ravi-Toh babhi yaa Abeer aatey toh befaltu publicity hoti.. Or kon aata..

Humlog ghar aae toh class lagni he thi jyaada nahi lagi as galti thi Saamne waalon ki.. Uske Baad ab ghanta kuch karta main room Mein aaya movie dekhi or so gaya dinner k time utha nahaa dhoke kapdey change karke dinner k liye niche aaya Bhai Mangal Abeer or Rishi Delhi rukkne waale they aaj isliye Main Ravi Sam babhi Ami or Meenu he they ghar...

Dinner k Baad Main or Sam movies dekh rahe they late night takk kal college tha nahi isliye subah 3 baje soye bc... Lekin gand tab marri jab subah 8 baje babhi jagaane aagayi.. Bc pata nahi kitani awaajein or knock k Baad meri aankhein khulli... Bhayanak nind aarahi thi.. Bc mushqil se gate khola..

Babhi-Daru peeke soye they kya??

Main-Naa late soye they kya hua.. Nind aarahi hai mereko..

Babhi - Mere sath chalega??

Main-Nope.. Good Night..

Main waapis gate bandh kar he raha tha ki babhi ne rouka..

Babhi-Sun naa Sam teri tarah soraha hai Ravi ki tabiyat kharaab hai Meenu abhi ghar gayi hai or Baaki sab Delhi.. Jack or Vinny takk Delhi hain..

Main-Babhi meri aankhein dekho jarra i want sleep badly.. Guards ko lejaao..

Babhi-Tujhe maalum hai main show off nahi karti...

Main-I want to sleep...

Babhi-OK tu sojaa main akeli chali jaati hun.. Bye..

Ye bolke babhi ne gate bandh kiya ye tha emotional blackmail.. Jo kaam kar gaya ofcourse karega babhi hain woh she knows me too well.. Maine gate khola..

Main-Ok chalta hun Kahaan Jaana Hai..

Babhi-Ek award ceremony hai even Anaa bhi uski family k sath aane waali hai..tu jaldi ready hojaa doobara naa sojaanaa..

Main-Meri nind gayi ab..

Main waapis aaya bc bahot tired feel kar raha tha main bath jaruri tha.. Nahaane k Baad he thoda sans aaya mujhe.. Khair nahaake ready hua main mast chakaachak.. Niche aaya toh babhi already taiyar thi..

Main-Wow babhi looking sweet..

Babhi-Thanks.. Tu bhi dashing lag raha hai.. Anaa k liye taiyar hua kya??

Main- Hell no mere Saamne jo aaya woh pehan liya or wahaan uska bapu hoga toh uske Saamne aisa koi jikar matt karna.

Babhi-Uske bapu se Baat karun main tu kahe toh??

Main-Hell no kuch nahi karna abhi itana aage nahi Jaane kaa.. Or suno main Gaadi Mein he rehney waala hun isliye jaldi nipta lena..

Babhi-OK tu Gaadi leke Aa main aati hun..

Main garage Mein aaya or jaguar he le aaya kyunki uske windows tinted they toh andar sota hua kissi ko nahi dikhne waala tha main.. Main gaadi leke bahaar nikala garage se babhi baithi..

Main-Kaaeka program hai??

Babhi-Women empowerment.. Last year jin ladies kaa sabse jyaada yogdaan raha women empowerment Mein unhe award millne waala hai.. Or mera double role hai wahaan mujhe award mill bhi raha hai or main award de bhi rahi hun Baaki ko.. Isliye mereko award dene k liye Rajan (Anaa kaa bapu) and unki family aane waali hai..

Main-Cool.. Great job babhi.. Mujhe koi award nahi deta..

Babhi-Thanks Betu... Correction hai tu lene nahi Jaata tereko invite karne k liye kitane letters aatey ghar maalum tujhe.. Tu bolta hai mereko nahi Jaana..

Main-True..meri waise he publicity bahot hai..

Babhi-Haan bilkul ab kal waala kand he dekhle tera social media par tu he chhaaya hai woh toh video kaa title ye hai ki tune unko harassment k Baad maara and wohlog case naa karne waale toh fir clean hai tu.. Kismat...

Main-Fuck kismat main sab soch samajh k he karta hun beshak mereko uss time Dhyaan naa rehta ho lekin mera dimag side Mein Sab calculate kar leta hai ki Iss situation k outcomes kya rahenge acha bura sab rehta hai mere pass and unko kaise theek karna hai woh bhi..

Babhi-Tera dimag tu Jaane Woh mystery hai normal log k liye.. . Aage se left hai shayad..

Maine left liya toh Saamne government building thi uske Saamne khaali ground tha wahin tents and chairs lagi thi almost suru he ho chuka Tha.. babhi uttari..

Babhi-Dekhle aaraha hai toh..

Main-Naa you are good kuch caahiye ho toh call karna.and please jaldi..

Babhi-Okie..

Babhi chali gayi wahaan se maine car lock ki seat stretch ki puri tarah se or aaram se late gaya bc nind jaruri thi.. Lekin jaise he main letaa Gaadi kaa gate knock hua maine mirror niche kiya toh Saamne Ruhi darling khaddi thi..

Main-Arrey doctor madam kaisi hain aap..?

Ruhi - badhiya sir.. Babhi ne bataaya tu bhi aaya hai.

Main-Haan emotional blackmail.. Waise Tu idhar?? Oh tujhe bhi award mill rela kya?? Well deserved dude.. Tereko 2-3 dene caahiye..

Ruhi-hehehe main 1 Mein he khuss hun thank you very much.. Idhar kya kar raha aaja andar??

Main-I hate crowded places main Yahaan theek hun tumlog enjoy..

Ruhi-lol.. Ok bye..

Ruhi gayi wahaan se or main waapis late gaya abki baar nind aagayi mujhe bc badhiya waali meri nind khulli mere mobile k bajane se maine dekha toh Ruhi kaa call tha main kareeb 2 ghante se so raha tha..

Main-Hello..

Ruhi-sun andar Aa toh..

Main-Kya hua??

Ruhi-Idhar 2 bandey hain I mean vips naam pata nahi but wohlog kaafi derr se babhi k sath misbehave kar rahe hain..

Main-What?? Kya kuch kaha??

Ruhi-Waise kuch nahi kiya lekin bahot negative bol rahe hain mujhe laga opposition k hain bus attention k liye kar rahe honge but ab thoda jyaada he awkward hogaya hai babhi tujhe call karengi nahi kyunki unko terese jyaada darr hai.. Jarra aake dekh le ek baar or Haan please no violence...

Main-I'll be there..

Call disconnected..

NO no no no you do not do that.. You do not disrespect my family never ever specially when I am around.. Nope you can't do that, you are not allowed to do that.. Or woh bhi babhi k sath nope..

Main Gaadi se uttara toh ikka dukka log Jaa rahe they shayad function over hogaya tha andar chairs bhi empty horahi thi bus kuch log bache they and Uppar stage par vips they, Babhi unke sath Ruhi thi uske alaawa Anaa uski badi behen Tara uska bapu Raajypaal Rajan and uska manager woh Mandeep.. Uske alaawa 3 aadmi or kuch ladies thi wahaan wohlog sab group Mein khaddey they Baat cheet chal rahi thi main unke pass gaya toh wohlog ekdusare Mein invested they toh meri taraf Dhyaan naa diya kissi ne.. Ab main wait kar raha tha kon hai woh bakchod...Tara Or bhabhi ki kaafi achi conversation chal rahi thi ki uss bich bola ek aadmi..

Aadmi-Maine toh kaha bhi hai organizers ko ki aage se agar aisa koi awards show organize karna hai toh atleast deserving candidates ko bulaaiye aise gunde mawaali ki family ko thodi bulana caahiye..

Iske reply Mein dusara banda bola..

Aadmi2-kiski Baat kar rahe ho Sharma ji??

Aadmi1-Arrey ye hain toh Deepika ji se puchiye inke Yahaan kya kami hain gundon ki kyun ji??? Abhi woh video nahi dekhi inke pyaare devar ki kaise maara hai un bachon ko.. Yelog gundey he hain ji bus sarkaar kaa mask pehna hai toh bache hain..

Iske bich koi naa bola woh 2 he they samajh gaya tha main attention caahiye main dedunga abhi..

Aadmi2-baat toh theek hai..

Rajan-Sharma ji ye sab niji baatein Yahaan karne ki nahi hoti aapko problem hai toh Deva ji k pass jaaiye inse thodi aap aise badtameezi se Baat karenge..

Aadmi-Loji marrna thodi hai mujhe Deva ji k pass Jaake.. Ye toh thehre..

Ruhi-AP???

Ye sun wohlog paltey meri taraf or unki attak gayi sans jo word bolne waala tha woh munh Mein he atak gaya uske.. Ye expect nahi kiya tha ussne..

Rajan-Haan sharma ji kuch bol rahe they ab boliye??

Aadmi1-W. W. W. Woh ye jo ye..

Babhi-Lets go AP.. Chalein?? Sorry thoda extra time lag gaya..

Main-It's ok.. Tu or tu idhar aao.. Tumhaari problem sunleta hun..

Babhi-AP...chal..

Main-No worries babhi keval baatein.. Its fine..

Aadmi1-Arrey Humein koi issue nahi hai sir aap..

Main-Hehe he.. Arrey naa aao aao i insist public place hai theek rahega warna fir or kahin pakkadunga main toh issue hojaaega aao aao..

Main ek side ko aaya stage k piche mere piche piche woh dono kaanptey hue aae.. Itani attention expect nahi ki thi unlog ne.. Or jaise he ek side aae wohlog unhone jodd liye hath.. Or jo jyaada bakk raha tha usko diya maine punch pait Mein itana bhayanak ki woh ghutano par aagya or usne ki ulti shayad abhi Yahaan khaaya tha ussne kuch.. Uski aankhein bahaar girrne ko hogayi.. Itani he aukaat thi uski.. Dusara turant pairon Mein girr gaya..

Main-Tumhaari khudki aukaat nahi hai itani jaldi se bataa do kissne bola tha karne ko ye..warna woh video tumne bhi dekhi thi waisi he same to same Tumhaari banaadunga..

Aadmi2-"Bbbbrrrrij...

Main-Brijesh ne??

Aadmi2 - Hhhaana.. Humein laga akeli hain toh tokk denge public image bigadti hai isase.. Humne khudse kuch nahi kiya tha bhai.. Humein nahi pata tha ki aap sath ho.. Or ye jyaada he kar raha tha Baat stage ki he thi... Baal bache waalein hain bhai..

Main-Tu nikal..

Woh dusara gaya or Pehle ko diya maine ek or punch abki baar munh par... Woh Rone lag gaya.. Awaaj hui babhi aane waali thi ab..

Main-aaj bachgaya maadarchod Yaad rakhna Jahaan milega wahin thokdunga.. Wahin k wahin..

Ye bolke maine di usko laat wahaan table k Uppar se girta woh piche Jaake or main turant wahaan se bahaar aaya toh babhi idhar he aarahi thi lekin raastey Mein Jo dusara banda gaya tha woh pair pakkadne laga babhi k..

Main-Oye overacting nahi nikal...

Babhi-AP??

Main-Sab theek hai dekho.. Maine Kuch nahi kiya..

Babhi-Dusara Kahaan hai??

Main-Woh theek hai overacting bus aao aao lets go..

Ye bolke Maine babhi kaa hath pakkada or waapis leke Jaane laga..

Babhi - Arrey ambulance wagaairaah toh nahi caahiye..

Main-Ghanta woh aagaya dekho..

Woh dusara banda naak par rumaal lagaae bhaaga wahaan se.. Meri taraf munh takk nahi kiya ussne..

Ye kya tactics they Brijesh k. Ye toh koi sense naa bani Matlab kyun?? Kya sochke?or isase farak kya padega mujhe jo ussne ye kiya.. Pata nahi kya socha lawde ne jo bhi tha bakchod idea tha or ab marega woh thoda or jaldi..

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Update-49(Daru Vs Mission)


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Rajan-AP good to see you.. Kaise ho??

Main-Fine uncle.. Aap theek ho??

Rajan-Sab theek..

Main-. Hi Anaa tara.. How are you guys??

Anaa-Fine AP..

Tara-Ekdum badhiya.. Achaa kiya tum aagaye ye kuch jyada he kar rahe they..

Main-Paise mille they isliye warna khudse itani himmat naa thi inki..

Babhi-OK Rajan Ji thanks for the invite.. Bye guys nice to meet you all..

Sab-Bye..

Main Babhi or Ruhi aae bahaar ki taraf..

Babhi-Gadhe aise harr bhonkney waale kuttey k sath uljhega toh aage kaise badhega..

Main-Main toh aage badhjaaunga babhi woh toh confirm hai lekin jaatey-2 agar in kutton ko chup naa karwaaya toh issue hojaaenge aage Jaake ye kaatna suru karenge..

Ruhi-True..

Babhi-Waise tu aaya kaise andar??

Main-Bulane aaya tha ofcourse aapko..

Babhi-Bulaane k liye phone haina tere pass khud toh naa aata bina reason andar tu.. Bol kissne bulaaya Anaa yaa Ruhi ne..??

Main-You are so smart babhi...


Humlog bahaar aae..

Ruhi-Ok babhi main chalti hun. Bye AP Darling..

Babhi - Bye Ruhi..

Main-Bye babes..

Ruhi apni Gaadi Mein nikal gayi or humlog aae apni Gaadi Mein..

Babhi-Soya kuch derr??

Main-Pura 2 ghantey..

Babhi-Lol..

Maine Pooja ko call kiya jo Brijesh k piche lagi thi information ikatha kar rahi thi.. Mobile Gaadi k bt system se connected tha..

Pooja-Ji boss..

Main-Ye Brijesh kaa kya karein kuch information mill rahi hai yaa fir niptaa dein??

Pooja-Nipta he detey hain boss information kuch jyaada nahi hai iske pass isko Sunny ne use kiya bus or badle Mein paise or power di ab ye fans gaya.. Sunny contact tod gaya shayad isase shayad isliye ye double fans gaya hai..

Main-OK fir Bolo Anjali ko kare tayaari.. Lets finish him and move on..

Pooja-OK boss.. Kal he kartey hain harr 24 ghante Mein location badal raha hai ye..

Main-Lol fatti hai Matlab ok kartey hain.. Bye..

Pooja-Bye boss..

Call disconnected..

Babhi-Ye kon??

Main-Haryana Mein Sunny kaa connect hai ye abhi recently k sab drug leaks Mein yahi tha main culprit colleges waalon Mein.

Babhi-Oh..

Main-Aaj bhi issi ne bola tha un 2 ko badtameezi karne k liye??

Babhi-1 minute Mein ye bhi pata karliya tune...

Main-Ek minute Kahaan 1 raiptey Mein..

Babhi-Waah bade sahaab or bade hotey jarahe hain..

Main-Exactly...

Mera phone baja jo Abeer kaa tha..

Main-Haan jaanwar..

Abeer-Kidhar??

Main-Main toh yahin hun babhi k sath aaya tha tumlog kab aarahe ho??

Abeer-Aachuke kuch derr Pehle.

Main-Gajab hum bhi Aa he gaye..

Abeer-OK..

Call disconnected...

Humlog ghar pohanchey bhai wagaairaah sab aachuke they meet and greet chali shyam takk toh din Mein waise naa so paaya main issliye raatko dinner kartey he so gaya main ab jaake nind puri hui meri bhenchod subah khudse he aankh khulli fresh hua then college k liye ready hua or niche aaya Ravi ki tabiyat theek thi ab aaj woh bhi aane waala tha college.. Naasta karke humlog bahaar aae he they ki mera phone baja jo new number se tha..

Main-Hello..

Toh Saamne se ek aadmi ki awaaj aai..

Aadmi-Hello AP..

Main-Kon??

Aadmi-Sunny..

Main-Oho ho.. Ji sir boliye daraane dhamkaane k liye phone kiya hai kya??

Sunny-Darraana dhamkaana kyu??

Main-Sablog issi liye phone kartey hain mujhe..

Sunny-Well main sablog k jaisa nahi hun AP daraane dhamkaane se bhalla ab kya farak padega ab maamla bahot aage badh chuka hai...

Main-Toh fir kaise Yaad Kiya??

Sunny-Actually maine tumhe ye bataane k liye call kiya ki tum brijesh ko Maar shaktey ho..

Main - Woh toh maarunga he usme teri permission thodi lunga..

Sunny-I know maaroge he but mere Kehne kaa Matlab hai ki meri taraf se usse koi support nahi hai toh you can go ahead..

Main-good to hear.. Support hota toh bhi mujhe ghanta farak nahi padta..

Sunny-Great so go ahead do what you want to do..
Ye bolke ussne phone cut kardiya Matlab Brijesh ne isko bhi chuna laga he diya lol.. Lekin apne ko kya apne ko toh thokna hai usko..

Humlog college aae Gaadi Park ki and andar canteen Mein aae.. Rohit wahin millgaya tha mobile Mein laga tha woh..

Rohit-Oye aaj Ashish kaa birthday hai wish kardena khus hojaaega..

Main-Ashish kaa bday..

Rohit-Haan abhi facebook par dekha maine..

Sam-Ashish toh apna londa hai..

Ravi-Daru peela shakta hai aaj Matlab..

Main-Sachi??

Ravi-Last bday par toh pilaai thi bc..

Main-Bahot jyaada mood horaha hai sach kahun toh.. Bahot jyaada..

Ravi-Chal confirm karletey hain.. Warna fir apan log banaate koi plan.. Bahot time hua..


Main-Waise bc lawde ki daru aaj toh Woh Brijesh ki gand Maarni hai.. Bhenchod iska bday bhi aaj he aana tha.. Maadarchod paida bhi jhant barabar din hua hai..

Ravi-Tu chala jaaiyo daru hum dekhlenge..

Rohit-True..

Main-Waah bhenchod mood toh bahot horaha hai.. Not gonna lie..

Ravi-Haan dikh raha hai daru k Naam se he aankhein chamak rahi hain teri..

Humlog canteen Mein aae toh Ashish and Baaki log wahaan baithtey they..

Main-Arrey happy birthday londey..

Sam-Happy birthday beta..

Ravi-Happy bday GheySish..

Rohit-Happy Birthday lodu..

Ashish - Arrey thanks thanks sahaab log thanks thanks..

Hum sabse Galle milla woh..

Ashish-by the way mera birthday kaise Yaad reh gaya tumhe??

Main-Waah bc bus kya pichle 13-14 saal se jaante hain tujhe ab bday bhi Yaad naa rahega..

Ashish - 13-14 nahi 17 saal se jaantey ho mujhe tumlog or un 17 saal Mein aajtak kabhi bhi tum Mein se kissi ko bhi mera birthday Yaad Nahi aaya..

Main-Shut up stop being a bitch ab Yaad aaya hai toh lele chup chaap..

Ashish - Sure thanks men love you guys..

Ravi-Woh chhod party??

Ashish - Ussi k liye Tumhaara wait kar raha tha main..

Ravi-Aisa kya bc?? Daru pilaayega??

Ashish-Haan bus Tumhaari help caahiye..

Sam-Bhonk...

Ashish-actually Baaki sab set hai bus mereko aaj night 9:00pm se 1:00am takk Aroma book karwaana hai..

Sam-Aji Haan bc aji Haan aroma ki booking maheene Pehle karni padti hai tab bhi naa hoti..

Ashish-wahi toh issiliye help caahiye tumlog Nikhil ko call karke boldo bc Tumhaari sunlega woh..

Ravi-Nice.. Meri naa sunta woh itani.

Sam-Same seats yaa ek room caahiye toh bol pura club caahiye toh AP ko bol yaa Rishi ko..

Ashish - Please bc itana naa Kar shaktey kya bhai k liye.. A AP Yaad kar kitani help ki maine teri..

Main-Main Aa he nahi raha bhai mereko kaam hai aaj..

Ashish-Wtf.. Bc daru nahi peeni??

Main-Peeni haina lekin kaam jaruri hai..

Ashish-Toh bhai kardey naa call,, at least sablog kaa toh badhiya time pass hoga..

Main-Bc kyun itane paise waste kar raha hai maana bahot jyaada paisa hai tere pass...

Ravi-Kardey bey call tu naa aaraha toh kya hua bc bhai k liye he kardey..

Abhi-True..

Arushi-Yesss..

Ashish-Abtoh kardey..

Main - OK kardunga bc..

Ashish-Abhi kardey baadmein bhull jaayega tu..

Main-Haan bc dekh kaisi aag lagi hai..

Aroma actually north India ki sabse badi club franchise hai north India Mein bahot Saare clubs hotels and Bars hain iske inke bars bahot famous hain iska owner hai Nikhil jo humara family friend hai uska jikar Pehle Bhi hua hai.. Apna Khaas hai woh..

Maine usko call kiya..

Nikhil-Waah bhenchod sapna toh nahi hai ye.. Dekho toh Kiska call aaya hai..

Main--Jaa be nalle teri tarah khaali naa baitha kaam rehtey hain mereko.. Or bc tere pass kya number naa hai.. Aajtak Yaad naa kiya..

Nikhil-Haan bhosdk Rishi bhai se regularly Baat hoti hai meri or tereko hospital Mein milne aaya jab gandu ki tarah behonsh padda tha tu bhosdk flowers leke aaya tha.. Bhenchod teri babhi k liye naa leke gaya flowers kabhi soch ab tu..

Main-Aji ghanta..

Nikhil-Lawde Sam se puchle..

Main-Ye hospital aaya tha kya be Sam ??

Sam-Haan..

Main-Flowers laaya tha??

Sam-Haan..

Nikhil-Bus maadarchod..

Main-Arrey gajab mere bhai.. Sun mereko kaam hai ek..

Nikhil-Room caahiye bar Mein?? Done aajaao baithke peetey hain sab..

Main-Actually mereko GT road waala club caahiye aaj night...

Nikhil-Aji Lund mera.. Bc pure next week takk available nahi hain.. Tu bar Aa bc free daru..

Main-Woh toh aajtak free he pee hai teri but sun urgent caahiye double paise lelena.. Moti party hai..

Nikhil-Abe lawde aise kaise dedun be tereko maalum naa kitani Pehle se booking chalti hai.. Aaj waise bhi booked hai.. Aaj kya next pure week booked hai..

Main-Abe unko kahin or shift kardey msintainence kaa bahana banaadey bey dusari branch Mein shift kardey..

Nikhil-log lawda naa maante be business naa samjhta tu abhi.

Main-Ye befaltu business naa samjha dega ya nahi bol??

Nikhil - Bhai sun..

Main-Haa naa bol be warna or kissi club Mein puchta hun main...

Nikhil-Waah bhenchod itana bada hogaya tu..

Main-Haan toh bc tu business samjha raha hai mujhe or kya karun.. Yaa bol Rishi ko bolun woh call karega fir toh dega he tu..

Nikhil-Chal karwaata hun kya occasion hai??

Main-College friend ki bday party..

Nikhil-Bhosdk underage naa leke aajaana idhar..

Main-naa naa I'd leke aayenge sab..

Nikhil - ok tumlog bhi aarahe ho naa??

Main-Sam Ravi Rohit aarahe mereko out of city Jaana Hai..

Nikhil - Fir naa deraha club main aao toh 4on aao warna ek bhi naa aao.. Apan log sathmein peeyenge... Like old days..

Main-Old days chhod mereko urgent Jaana Hai fir bhi try karunga tu booking dekhlena main uss londey ko number dedunga tera..

Nikhil-Manager kaa dedena bc mere pass kyun call karwaaega..

Main-Abe Ashish he hai school waala or kissi ko number naa dunga..

Nikhil-Ashish?? Raju side waala??

Main-Exactly..

Nikhil-Dedena chal..

Main-Thanks babes..

Call disconnected..

Ashish-Hogaya??

Main-Yeah Number message kiya hai tujhe dekhlena Baaki..

Ashish - Thanks bhai I love you #Nohomo.. Bc tu aata toh orr maja aata.. Belive naa horaha tu daru k liye mana kar raha hai..

Main-Mood kaafi hai not gonna lie bahot jyaada.. But Jaana jaruri hai..

Ashish - Bus kya be bhai k liye kaam naa delay kar shakta..

Main-Actually nahi kar shakta warna main delay hojaaunga..lekin still enjoy karna sab..

Maine itana bola tha ki mera phone baja jo Abeer kaa tha..

Main-yo..

Abeer-It's time.. Anjali kaa call aaya hai Brijesh kaa address mill gaya hai chuppa hua hai Rohtak side ek gaon Mein.. Harr 24 ghanton Mein location badal raha hai so lets finish him.. Abhi nikalna hai Anjali and team nikal chuke hain already..

Main-Gajab.. Mereko pick karlena college se or Deagles le aana..

Abeer-OK boss 10 minutes..

Call disconnected..

Sam--Tu leja car be humlog Rohit k sath chale jaayenge..

Main-Naa Rohtak side Jaana Hai Ek sath jaayenge toh better hai.. Anjali and all nikal liye already..

Sam-Tu bol raha hai toh chalein??

Main-Aji Haan bc daru se durr karun tumhe itani jarurat na hai Tumhaari we got this..

Sam-Lol..

Laxman meri coffee le aaya coffee peeke nikalna tha Brijesh ko bhi dekhenge kitani badi machli hai.. Or kya sachmuch Sunny piche hatt gaya usase yaa bakchodi kar raha hai bahot Saare questions lekin answer keval uske pass Jaake he milega..

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Update-50(RIP Brijesh)



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Maine Coffee finish ki Abeer aane he waala hoga isliye main utha wahaan se.

Main-Happy birthday again beta.. Enjoy guys see you soon..

Sab-Bye AP...take care..

Main uthke bahaar ki side aaya toh Anaa aai bahaar mere piche..

Main-Hii...

Anaa-Hello..

Ye bolke maine Hug kiya usko..

Anaa-All good??

Main-Yep sab theek hai..

Anaa-Party Mein Nahi aaoge tum??

Main-Naa.. Sorry Haan kaafi din se Tumhaare sath time spend nahi kiya hai..

Anaa-No its totally OK I understand you have work to do that is important.. But take care AP don't get hurt..

Main-Oh belive me i wont..

Anaa-By the way tum drink kartey ho??

Main-Hmmm interesting yeah but rarely but jab bhi karta hun toh kaafi jyaada.. Kyun tumhe pasand nahi hai??

Anaa-Nope not a single %.. I hate alcohol woh toh bus Ashish ne force kiya toh aarahi hun main warna main pubs and all Mein Nahi jaati.. Isliye ek type se achaa he hua tum nahi aarahe hehehe..

Main-So ye thodi problem hogayi..

Anaa-Its OK main kabhi mana nahi karne waali drinking k liye hehehe.. Its your life..

Main-Nice.. But you hate drinking??

Anaa-Yep bahot jyaada..

Main-Nice ye interesting hoga fir kaafi issue hone waale hain aage kabhi jab free hounga main..

Anaa-Aisi Baat Hai kya?? Toh fir ready hojaana arguments k liye hehehe..

Main-Oh i am always ready for arguments..

Anaa-On a serious note do not drink..

Main-Lol.. Can't promise.. You enjoy the party right.. Have a great evening..

Anaa-Thank you..

Main-OK gotta go Abeer kaa call aaraha hai I'll see you soon..

Anaa-Buhbye..

Bhenchod ye toh issue hogaya daru toh bc life hai but koi naa kabhi kabhaar gussa bhi hona caahiye girlfriend ko..
Main bahaar aaya toh Abeer aagaya tha range rover Mein Mangal or Ami sath they.. Main baitha..

Main-So what is up guys..

Ami-All good..

Main-Ready ho?? Kaafi din se kuch Khaas kiya nahi hai bc..

Mangal-True but still sab set hai Brijesh lawda kuch ukhaad lega..

Main--Also uske piche Sunny bhi naa hai ab shayad subah call aaya tha uska..

Abeer-What the fuck fir toh lawda kuch nahi hai uske pass..

Mangal-True.. lekin still humlog ko Dhyaan rakhna hai kya pata chutiya Kaat rahe ho..

Main--True..

Humlog kareeb 12 baje wahaan pohanchey ek gaon tha ye Rohtak k just border par kaafi rich gaon tha because mainly ghar wagaairaah badhiya he they and then shops wagaairaah bhi kaafi thi toh town he lagaalo ek baar.. Anjali Jiya Pooja Priyanka Rajat Ajay and Deepak wahaan civil cars Mein they... wohlog ne area scope out karliya tha ab meri baari thi issliye main Ajay k sath ek local car Mein uss area k chakkar lagane laga Toh Ajay ne dikhaya mujhe ek kaafi bada Saa ghar tha 2 floors kaa mini haweli type shit uske gate par kuch desi log they jinke pass desi guns thi dunali and all uske alaawa Uppar bhi ikka dukka log dikh rahe they mujhe uske alaawa idhar udhar bhi uske bandey they silently najar rakhe hue they maine kuch chakkar Mein Sab scope karliya.. Bahaar 4 log uske hidden they then gate par 3 guards and andar unknown log.. Kitane bhi ho shaktey hain.. Uske liye ab Pooja ne ek mini drone bheja uss ghar ki side andar kaa toh kuch dikha nahi usme lekin terrace par 6-7 bandey they woh bhi jaanwar type unhi Mein se ek tha brijesh or unke sabke hathon Mein bears thi yaani full enjoyment chal rahi thi unki.. Humlog dopehar 3 baje takk wahaan scope out kar rahe they kyunki andar k bandon ko parakhna jaruri tha kitane hain kya weapons hain unke pass and all so ye issue tha.. Humlog kaafi durr they Filhaal us ghar se halka fulka lunch kiya Humne juice wagaairaah liya and then decide kiya ki ab move in kartey hain slow karenge bc aise kaddey rahe toh kya faayda bhenchod wahaan khaddey-2 trigger hogaya main..

Pooja-Waise iske 24 ghante hone he waale hain raat Yahaan spend nahi karega ye toh wait kartey hain nikalne kaa then attack kartey hain..

Main-True but issue hai kabtak kaa wait logon ko Shakk horaha hai or news pohanchi Brijesh takk toh issue hojaaega..

Pooja-True.. So bataaiye boss kya karein..

Main-Next 1 hour wait kartey hain Ajay Yahaan rukkega or humlog kaafi piche hatt jaayenge Humko attack karna hai jaise he wohlog nikalein andar se uss time, gaadiyon Mein Nahi baithne dena hai woh risky hojaata hai jaise Bhopal Mein hua tha..

Anjali-Agreed..

Ajay-Ok main rukkta hun fir..

Main-Let's move guys..

Humlog wahaan se kaafi piche hatt gaye Ajay se BT se connected they humlog so jaise he kuch halchal hogi hum 2 - 3 minutes Mein wahan pohanch jaayenge.. Ek baar ko toh laga ki bc ye nahi jaaega aaj lekin shyam 5:30 baje Ajay ne inform kiya Humein ki uss haweli Mein halchal chaalu hogayi hai gaadiyaan bahaar nikaal rahe hain wohlog yaani time aagaya tha jyaada log nahi they wahaan yaani risk kam he tha .. Humlog turant nikale.. Main Abeer Anjali Ami or Jiya ek team Mein they Baaki dusari Mein Humein front door se enter karna tha bulletproof vests wagaairaah sab pehni and humlog ne roukki Gaadi uss ghar k Saamne or kuddtey hue hath Mein guns liye uttare kyunki bahaar gaadiyon k pass kaafi guards they or sabke pass guns thi.. Humne uttartey he unke Uppar guns taan di..

Main-Hilltey he goli naardunga hillna nahi..

Ab Iss time 3 bane hero gun point karne lage lekin hum toh aim lagaae he baithtey they 3no ko hilltey he thokk diya ye dekh Baaki sabne guns turant niche daal di.. Or ab goliyon ki sound sun wahaan public Mein machi bhagdad jisko jidhar jagah milli woh udhar he bhaaga...

Main-Ajay inko gun point par lo..

Ab jinhone surrender kiya tha unhe Ajay ne gun point par liya or humlog enter hue andar goliyon ki awaaj se wohlog samajh toh gaye he honge or ussi time piche ki side bhi goliyaan chali.. Or bT par Mangal ki awaaj aai..

Mangal-Piche 4 down humlog andar move kar rahe hain..

Main-Go go..

Humlog main gate se lawn Mein enter hue toh wahaan bhi kuch guards humari taraf he guns liye aarahe they lekin humari pistols thi jo easily unki khopdi udaane waali thi or wahi hua wohlog ki rifles or shotguns uthi usase Pehle Humne leta diya unhe.. Ye dekh jo andar se bandey nikale unhone turant surrender kardiya Abeer or Ami k Saamne... Unhone guns niche daali or Jiya unhe gun point par bahaar leke gayi.. Main Abeer Ami or Anjali andar enter hue guns point kiye toh wahaan already Mangal and team enter kar chuki thi or wahan kuch Ladkiyaan or kuch bandey gun point par liye they unhone Deepak un sabko bahaar leke gaya or humlog aae uppar first floor Mangal ki team ne cover kiya or humlog aae 2nd floor par Abeer ne terrace k darwaje par gun taan li or Humne 2nd floor kaa harr ek room clear kiya wahaan 3 bandey or 2 ladkiyaan thi jo ofcourse call girls thi unhone Pehle he hath uppar kar rakhe they..

Main-Second floor clear kuch nahi hai.. Bus kuch guards..

Mangal-same with first floor kuch bandey they surrender kardiya unhone.. 1 dead.. Wohlog terrace par he hain Matlab..

Main-Yep kuchlog niche Jaao or Ajay Jiya or Deepak ki help karo Baaki uppar aao terrace par aise naa Jaa shaktey humlog..

Main Abeer Ami Anjali Mangal or Pooja 2nd floor par they or terrace par gun taane khaddey they seedha Jaa nahi shaktey they wohlog guns taane khaddey honge for sure..

Main - Beta Brijesh Jail lega yaa mout?? Choice is all yours..

Brijesh-Jail bhi mout he hai mere liye Yahaan chances jyaada hain mere..

Main-Dekhle bhosdk..

Brijesh-Maine dekhliya hai tumlog aao uppar fir dikhata hun..

Ye maanega nahi isliye main Pooja k pass aaya..

Main-Tera drone leke Aa..

Pooja-On it boss.

Ye bolke Pooja niche bhaagi..

Main-(Chilaake) Ye toh marega he saalo tum kyun iske sath marrna caahtey ho tum to bacho..

Brijesh - Tu time kharaab kar raha hai apna AP ab toh yaa toh tu marega yaa main..

Main - Fir toh tu he marrega bhosdk main lawda marrunga terese..

Pooja drone le aai khidki se bahaar chhoda ussne or uppar uthaya toh as expected teraace par 3 bandey they or teeno ki guns uppar aane waali sidhiyon par Tanni thi..

Anjali-this is bad boss..

Main-It is Iss Ghar se uncha ghar bhi koi nahi hai jahaan se inhe thok shakein..

Abeer-Koi naa kabtak khaddey rahenge wahaan..

Main-jitana jyaada time lagaaenge utana apne liye kharaab hai..

Mangal-Toh???

Main-Pooja drone ki kurbani deni padegi..

Pooja-No please i love this drone so much..

Main-Isase double better dilwaa dunga chinta kyun karti hai tera darling billionaire jo thehra..

Abeer-Distract and attack??

Main-Exactly..


Drone se mera plan simple tha distract karna aage kaa kaam hum dekhlenge..

Brijesh-Kya hua AP darr gaya?? Aaja uppar ab..

Main-Tu Kitana chutiya haibe technology k era Mein main itana risk kyun lunga tere piche dekh udta hua c4 aaraha hai bhosdk itane tukkadey honge ki doctors bhi pehchaan naa paayenge teeno Mein se kiske tukkadey konse hain.. Pooja...


Ye bolke Pooja ne drone bilkul unke piche kardiya Pooja screen par sab dekh he rahi thi or jaise he unka Dhyaan gate se hatta Pooja ne diya signal or ussi time main Abeer Ami Anjali or Mangal bhaagtey hue sidhiyon se ghusse terrace par wohlog ne drone par firing ki or Humne unpar Baaki 2 ko toh Team ne bhund diya or maine maari Brijesh ki taang or hath Mein goli woh gand faad chilaatey hue wahin girr padda gun wagaairaah chutt gayi uski..

Main-Maadarchod itana mehnga drone todd diya saale naasamjh gandu Kitana chutiya hai tu....

Brij-Main jjjail k liye taiyaaar hun..

Main-Correction hai tu kuttey ki mout marrne k liye taiyaaar hai..

Brijesh-Saale..

Ye bol ussne hath kiya apni gun ki taraf lekin hilney se Pehle Humne itani goliyaan maari usko ki maadarchod k aar paar dekhlo caahe...

Anjali-Bus guys Marr gaya hai woh..

Main-Confirm karne Mein Kya Jaata Hai..


Humlog rukke tab jab humari magazines khaali hogayi.. Uppar se dekha toh niche Jiya Ajay Deepak Rajat or Priyanka ne Baaki bache logon ko ek side gun point par leliya tha.. And done.. Dekha bc itana bhi hard naa tha..

Lekin bc chutiyapa tab macha jab maine Uppar se dekha ki humare piche waale road se kuch vip cars idhar aarahi thi.. Or Woh humare just piche waali galli Mein rukki or unmein se uttare bandey with guns high class pistols and smgs woh bhi Ekdum tip top kapdon Mein like real guards..

Anjali-Oh shit inka backup aagaya..

Main-Ye backup nahi hai ye Sunny k aadmi hain Ye bhi isse maarne he aaein hain or ab humein..

Abeer-Oh fuck..

Main-(Bt Par) Jiya unsabko Jaane do or turant cover lo piche ki side se or bandey aarahe hain.. 10-15 hain woh bhi well equipped lets play it smart guys..

Ab issue ye hogaya ki maine kaafi jyaada bullets waste kardi thi Brijesh k Uppar or ab mere pass keval 1 magazine thi yaani keval 9 bullets.. Or yelog Brijesh k Bandon ki tarah chutiye naa they dikh he raha tha ki yelog smart and professional hain.. Toh ab hogayi thodi dikkat.. Lekin ab kya karein thokna toh padega he.

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[Naik]

Update-51(Fuck'em Up)


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Wohlog Humse piche waali galli Mein they or unhone Humein nahi dekha tha abtak iska Matlab Yahaan woh Brijesh ko thokne aae they kyunki humaare liye aae hotey toh inhe maalum hota hum kahan Kahaan posted hain jabki Yahaan main terrace se saaf dekh raha tha unko Wohlog plan kar rahe they kuch...

Abeer-bc Yahaan se ek do ko tapka shaktey hain humlog Taaki jyaada log rush naa karein..

Main-Naa bhosdk range naa hai Tumhaari pistols ki Tumhaari goliyaan naa pohanchengi wahaan takk or mere pass itani bullets hai nahi jo waste karun main isliye jabtak Ekdum nishaane par naa hoga tabtak nahi karunga kuch..

Abeer-Got you..

Mera plan ye tha ki jaise he Wohlog idhar aane lagein tab Yahaan se hit karun unhe kyunki meri deagle ki range bahot lambi hai unki pistols or unke pass jo semi automatic guns thi unse bhi lambi range hai deagle ki... Deagle k ye 2 behtreen faaydey hain 1 bullet agar sareer Mein lagi toh andar he jaaegi bones wagaairaah Mein rarely fansti hai yaa i damage bahot jyaada deti hai or dusari iski range Rifles k barabar ki hai or thankfully unke pass koi rifles thi nahi atleast Yahaan se toh naa dikhi mujhe..

Total 14 log they woh weapons k sath or unke alawa 3 bandey they drivers jo abhi bhi gaadiyon Mein he baithey they unko milake woh they 17... Wohlog 7-7 ki 2 teams Mein devide hogaye or shayad same plan banaya unhone jo Humne banaya tha ki 1 team back door se jaaegi or dusari front door se.. Iss Ghar k close aatey he woh dead bodies dekhlenge toh samajh jaayenge isliye usase Pehle mereko ek aadh ko tapkaana tha.. Isliye jaise he piche k darwaje ki side ek team badhi main khadda hua aim kiya unko koi idea nahi tha Wohlog Saamne gun taane chal rahe they or idhar maine Uppar se fire kiya...Pehli bullet lagegi kyunki woh main apna time leke aim karke maarunga uske Baad bhi hit karna tha mereko.. Or waisa he hua maine dabaaya trigger or Uppar se Pehli bullet Saamne se aarahe ek k neck or chest k bich k area Mein lagi or woh girra picheko dead, or turant chalaai maine dusari bullet jo miss hui then third bullet lagi ek bhaagte hue ki jaangh Mein Woh wahin girr gaya Baaki 4 ne turant wahaan deewar se cover liya woh injured banda bhi cover lene k liye khadda horaha tha ki meri 4th bullet lagi seedhi uski khopdi Mein.. Bhenchod ki khopdi khull gayi galli k bichon bich..


Main- Anjali Pooja Mangal Abeer tumlog niche Jaao or front door waale 7 ko dekho back waale 5 ko main or Ami dekhte hain..

Abeer-Got you boss. Let's go guys..

Ab terrace par bache main or Ami Humein kuch nahi karna tha bus unhe hillne nahi dena tha kyunki ab firing unke Uppar kar nahi shaktey they hum kyunki Wohlog cover Mein they.. Humlog 3 teams Mein they Main or Ami Uppar Abeer Mangal Pooja or Anjali niche or then Rajat Priyanka Jiya Ajay or Deepak bahaar unhone jo Bandon ko pakkada tha unhe bhaga diya tha waise bhi woh koi kaam k they nahi.. Ab humaare 3 jagah hone kaa bahot jyaada faayda hua Wohlog confusiyaa gaye ki Kahaan se attack karein..


Main-Ami Niche uttar shakti hai..

Ami-Ofcourse..

Main--Seedhiyon se nahi Yahaan se..

Ami-What the fuck..

Main - Over acting naa Kar mujhe pata hai tu kar shakti hai..

Ami-Yep shayad..

Main-Plan sun Yahaan se uttar niche waali khidki par then wahaan side waale ghar ki chatt par jump maarna or uske Baad woh 5 jo chuppe baithtey hain unko niptaa dey side se.. Jaise he tu firing karegi woh bahaar niklenge cover se or fir main idhar se dekhlunga..dekh Yahaan se mera hath pakkad k uttar shakti hai tu...

Ami railing k Uppar chaddi mera hath pakkad ke and then mera hath chhode niche 2nd floor k room ko window se latki.. Jump high tha but woh dekhlegi.. Easily jump maargayi woh side waale ghar ki chatt par ab wahaan se woh apka kaam karegi or idhar main aim lagaake baith gaya Ekdum or Ami k attack kaa wait karne laga dusari taraf Baaki teams ki firing jaari thi..

Ajay-Idhar se 2 dead Baaki kaa kuch nahi kar shaktey humlog angle nahi hai..

Anjali-Ok risk naa lo idhar se humlog dekhlenge Tumhaare pass nahi Jaa shaktey Wohlog.. Humlog behtarin positions Mein Hain don't give up the positions..

Abeer-Piche kya scene hai AP..?

Main-Sab set hai don't worry udhar focus karo tumlog..

Ami-Boss ready..

Abeer-Kya ready??

Main- Chutiye bola naa idhar Dhyaan naa dey.. On 3 Ami 1, 2..

Ami-3...

Ye bol Ami ne unke dusari taraf se firing ki kitane marre no idea kyunki main udhar nahi dekh paa raha tha lekin 2 bandey nikale bahaar or dono ko pel diya maine.. 3 bullets Mein Woh bhi..

Main-idhar all clear.. All 7 dead..

Anjali-What the fuck..

Abeer-Aisa kya kiya be.. Humare 4 Baaki hain..

Main-I am smart.. Ami tu rukk main aaraha hun then un 3 drivers ko dekhtey hain..

Ami-OK.. Back gate se aao woh clear hai..

Anjali-Haan back gate se Jaana front not clear..

Main niche aaya toh Saamne se firing chaalu thi.. Main piche k darwaje se lawn se hotey hue galli Mein aaya Ami bhi wahaan niche kuddi or humlog gaye gaadiyon ki side..

Main-Yeloh jinda caahiye mujhe..

Ami-Why they are just drivers..

Main-kissi bhi cheej ko information Drivers maids and peons k pass sabse jyada hoti hai tip lele.. Kyunki woh harr jagah Jaa shaktey hain..

Ami-I see..

Main-Or waise bhi ye keval driver hain gun ki jarurat naa padegi..

Humlog uss galli k entrance par kaddey they jahaan woh gaadiyaan thi gaadiyaan ofcourse bullet proof thi.. Ab humlog muddey guns taane Humein laga drivers hain maadarchod guns dekh k he darr jaaenge or surrender kardenge.. Lekin Humein dekhte he maadarchod wohlog ne back gear lagaadiya teeno gaadiyaan line se khaddi thi toh Pehli 2 nikal gayi lekin last nikalti usase Pehle Ami ne tire shot kardiye uske or back kartey time uss driver ne piche deewar Mein thok di jisase Gaadi rukki or aage karta usase Pehle Ami bhaagi uski side.. Or main bhaaga dusari gaadiyon ki side ab galiyon Mein Woh bhaga toh shaktey nahi they isliye main unke piche bhaaga Ami ne uss ek ko dharra..

Aage wahi hua jo maine socha tha woh gaadiyaan mere Saamne galiyon se nikal rahi thi galiyaan itani tight thi ki ek Gaadi bus nikal jaae easily or usme bhi side Mein logon ki bhains yaa tractor trolley yaa fir other farming equipments khaddey they.. Isiliye main just unke piche rukkka mere pass 2 bullets Baaki thi drivers ko nahi Maar shakta tha main kyunki bullet proof thi obviously isliye maine Aim kiya aage waali Gaadi k tire par Pehli bullet hui miss lekin second goli hui hit seedha front tire par jisase bigada driver kaa control thoda he lekin bhiddi si galli Mein itana kaafi tha or front waali Gaadi thukki seedhi ek tractor Mein.. Or piche se dusare Gaadi waale ne uske andar he thokdi.. Ab front Gaadi Jaane waali thi nahi or back kaa aage Jaane kaa raasta tha nahi or piche waala back leta usase Pehle main pohanch gaya uske pass or mere wahaan pohanchtey he woh nikala Gaadi se bahaar ussne dekh liya tha bullets hain nahi mere pass isliye woh nikalte he chilaaya "Raja Bhaag main dekhta hun isko"...

Ye sun front Gaadi kaa driver Raja Naam tha jiska woh bhaaga uttarke or woh banda bhenchod bhaari hard tha Ekdum Mota saa bc bhaagte hue pura hill raha tha woh.. ek driver dusare driver ko bacha raha hai kyun?? Yaani woh main banda hai usko pakadna jaruri tha.. Isliye isase jaldi nipatana tha mereko waise bhi ye jyaada kuch tha nahi..

Driver 1-mujhe pata hai goli nahi hai maadarchod.. Aaja..

Main-(Bt par) Ami i need some help over here..

Ispar Ami khaanstey or haanftey hue boli..

Ami-Yeah I am pre occupied boss..

Main-Thokdey usko..

Ami-Yeah abhi bolne kaa kya faayda Pehle boltey I lost my gun now so thoda time lagega..

Nice Matlab dono se mereko he nipatana tha..

Woh banda mujhe distract dekh aaya aage mujhe maarne but usse kya maalum main distracted bhi usase jyaada focused tha.. Woh aage aaya or aake kuch kar paata usase Pehle maine diya uske munh par punch woh piche ko hatta tab di maine laat uske pait Mein jisase woh piche Gaadi se takraake niche girra or girrtey he maine diya apna ghutna uske munh par uska sirr piche Gaadi se takraaya pura ghum gaya woh or agle he pal maine di laat uske munh par aage mera Jutta or piche Gaadi k bich uska thobda pichak gaya.. Woh Pagla gaya kuch samajh paata usase Pehle maine ek k Baad ek kai laatein uske munh par maari uska Saara thobda khoon se latpath hogaya or woh hoga unresponsive shayad behonsh he hogaya.. Mera kaam hogaya tha isliye main bhaaga dusare k piche aage right liya tha ussne itana maalum tha mujhe dekha tha maine fight k time.. Isliye main gand faad bhaaga uss side toh woh right letey he main main road par aagaya Jahaan mujhe kaafi durr woh gandu bhaagte hue dikha.. 400-500 meter kaa gap hoga atleast hunaare bichmein.. Mere tejj naa Bhaag shakta tha woh isliye main bhaaga Uske piche woh piche mudda mujhe dekha toh thoda or tejj bhaagne laga woh lekin itana bhaari tha woh ki pura dum lagaake bhi merese kaafi slow tha woh..

Ami-Boss he dead Kahaan ho aap..??

Main bhaagne Mein busy tha isliye Jawaab naa diya..

Anjali-AP???

Ami-aaplog theek ho Anjali di??

Anjali-Yeah yeah Yahaan bus 2 bache hain woh bhi shayad surrender kardenge.. AP Kahaan hai??

Ami-No idea mere aas pass he hai lekin don't worry i'll find him...

Main-I am fffffine.. Bhaag raha hun main road.. Right side..

Ami-Got you..

Main bus usase thoda he durr tha or mujhe dekh dekh uski gand fatt rahi thi lekin meri ye theory galat tab hui jab woh Ekdum se rukk gaya .. Main bhi uske pass rukka.. Woh haanfta hua bola..

Raja-Tu akela hai??

Main-Haannn...

Raja-Hatttt saalllllla fir kyyyyyyyun Bhaag raha hun main.. Banduk tere pass hai nahi akela hai tu..

Main-Bus bus mere Sherlock Holmes itana jyaada gehraai mein Matt Jaa..

Raja-Maara jaaega be tu... Saala gajab hogaya Sunny bhai Kitana time waste karney waale they tujhpar.. Hahahhah..

Main-Maadarchod jaanta hai tu main hun kon?? Bahaar se aaya hai tu bhosdk isliye bol raha hai.. Chance deta hun surrender kardey...


Raja-Hahahaha..chance???

Ye bol ussne maara mujhe punch iske liye main taiyar nahi tha or punch laga mere thobdey par or power ussme thi bahot jyaada lagtey he punch main piche Jaake girra bhenchod Saara jabda hill gaya iski maai kaa bhosdaa..

Woh meri taraf aaya usase Pehle main uthaa ussne jaanwaron ki tarah waar karna suru kiya jisase main bachne laga power thi kaafi usme but bhaari bharkam hone ki wajah se slow tha woh.. Isliye main bach easily shakta tha but lag gaya ek aadh waar toh dikkat hojaaegi..issliye main mouke kaa wait karne laga.. Or thodi derr Mein Woh thakk gaya wait toh issi kaa kar raha tha main usse rukktey he maine jump maarke diya ek punch maadarchod k jabdey par pura hill gaya woh lekin girra nahi or ulta ussne maara mujhe dhakka bhenchod main piche ko ludak gaya or maadarchod side se aati full speed car se bus thoda saa bach gaya kyunki humlog road k Uppar they Jahaan ikka dukka vehicles Aa he rahe they..

Main piche ko hatta uthaa toh maadarchod woh jaanwar ne fir bhaagke maara mujhe dhakka or main bilkul road k bichmein Jaake girra, main khadda hua he tha ki ek bike aai jispar 4 bandey baithtey they local londey they shayad or maadarchod unhone break bhi maari or maine bachne k liye jump bhi maara lekin still maadarchod hawa Mein Merese takraai woh bike or main side mein girra Jaake or mera sir laga piche road k Uppar maadarchod Saari khopdi hill gayi ek baar ko toh sab blank hogaya aankhon k Saamne andherra chaa gaya bc then jab aankhein khulli toh uss jaanwar ne uthaaya mujhe or diya punch mere pait Mein maadarchod aankhein bahaar aane ko hogayi meri or main apne ghutano par girra or girrtey he di ussne mujhe laat chest Mein main piche ko ludak gaya iski Maa ki chut ye over hogaya tha ab..



Meri khopdi ghum gayi main jhat se utha woh jaanwar mujhe firse maarne aaraha tha main jump maarke side Mein hua or badle Mein uske munh par diya ek punch woh bhi bahyaankar woh thoda saa Hilla or abki baar usko recover hone kaa mouka nahi diya maine dusara punch diya maine uske pait Mein then piche hattke bhaagke jump maarke dono pairon se kick di uske chest Mein abki baar girra woh piche ki side or ab uthney nahi dene waala tha usko main... Main laga laatein maarne uski ribs par, woh bc uthney ki try kar raha tha lekin maine uthne naa diya ussne ribbs block ki toh maine lawde par laat di jisse lagtey he woh uchala tab di maine laat uske thobdey par.. Then ek laat or di uski ribs par saala jaanwar ab jaanwar k tarah he chilaaya..

Main-Teri Maa ki chut.. Ab banaaunga tera Big Show..

Iss bich mereko maara piche se kissi ne dhakka or main uss jaanwar k Uppar se side Mein Jaake girraa..maadarchod ye kon..

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[Naik]

Update-52(Valuable Information)



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Dhakka lagtey he main road se side Mein Jaake girra uthaa toh piche 2 londey khaddey they unmein se ek k cehre par khoon aae they.. Then mujhe realise hua ki ye wahi londey hain jissne bike se takkar maari thi mujhe or ab inki bike maadarchod road se side Mein girri thi 2 bandey toh bike k pass he kaddey they or ye 2 mere pass aae....

Ladka1-Bhen ka Lund tere babu kaa road hai yo maadarchod..

Ladka2-Bole k hai Maar nai maadarchod k Maar..

Ye bol woh meri taraf aae..

Main-Rukko be shant .. Meri galati nahi thi issne dhakka maara..

Ladka2-Mhaare bhaa main tu gand marwaarya ho tanne nuksaan karya uske dekh kitani chott laagi bhosdka..

Main-Dekh raha hai?? Jaanta hai main kon hun??

Ladka1-Tu pardhaan matri ho caahe bhenchod marrtey marrtey bache hain hum..

Ladka2-Rai baatein cchod nai iski Maa chod dyaange urre Aa maadarchod..

NO no no ye nahi naa naa naa.. Gaali woh bhi Maa ki woh bhi aise time par naa naa..

Woh dusara ladka aage aaya mujhe maarne or aatey he uska hath uth paata usase Pehle diya maine usko punch itani speed or power thi uss punch Mein ki Woh ladka niche girra Jaake or firr naa utha.. Knocked out.. Ye dekh woh dusara ladka aage naa badha wahin k wahin rukk gaya... Badle Mein main uski taraf gaya or diya ek punch uske pait Mein punch lagtey he woh apne ghutano par tha... Woh bolna caah raha tha but awaaj naa nikali...or munh se tapke laar uske.. Aankhein bahaar nikalne ko hogayi thi maadarchod ki..

Main-Jhant barabar bike chalaao tumlog 4 bandey baitho tumlog.. Cycle jaisi bike ko 100 ki speed se chalaao tumlog then Gaali do tumlog teri maa ki chut maarun..
Ye bolke di maine uski chaati Mein laat woh seedha lait gaya road par lagtey.. Ye dekh uske Baaki 2 sathiyon Mein se ek aaya bhaagta hua ussne hath joddliye usko chott bhi lagi thi.. Unka 4th sathi wahaan durr khadda phone Mein recording kar raha tha bc..

Ladka-Galati hogayi sahaab. Koi Baat nahi hojata hai... Main lejaaunga inhe..

Main-Camera bandh karbe..


Uski haalat dekh chhod diya maine 4th ne recording bhi bandh ki or woh log unhe lejaane lage.. Main palta toh woh jaanwar uthke baith gaya tha uski ribs Jaa chuki thi uska munh pura khoon se bharra tha or woh bahot jyaada pain Mein tha..

Main uski side gaya toh ussne hath jodd liye..

Main-mouka diya tha naa maadarchod tab toh bada Sultan ban raha tha bhosdk..

Raja-GGggaaaalati hogayi bhai...

Main-Chal bata ab kya scene hai Sunny kaa..

Raja-Mmmujhe jyaada kuch nahi maalum bhai.

Main-maadarchod juth bolta hai teri Maa ki chut..

Ye bol maine usko baithtey hue ko di laat ribs par woh chilaatey hue ek side late gaya..

Main-Bata bhosdk.. Kuch toh jaanta hai tu warna woh driver kyun bachaata khud Saamne aake tujhe...

Raja-Kyunki mera Baap hai woohjhh...

What the fuck bhenchod... Ye theory toh bhull gaya tha main ki ye relative bhi ho shakta hai uska.. Maadarchod.. Befaltu kaa itana time waste kiya..

Main-Toh jo bhi jaanta hai bata.. Aaj kissne bola tha??

Raja-Ww. Woh Uday Bhai or Sunny bhai ne bola tha Brijesh ko tapkaane k liye humara kaam bus driving kaa rehta hai.. Brijesh ne kaafi paise or drugs liye they or badle Mein Sunny bhai ko jo caahiye tha woh nahi diya shayad or ab chipp raha tha...

Main - or kya jaanta hai.. Mere baare Mein Kuch suna hai?

Raja-Jyaada kuch nahi lekin Sunny or Uday bhai tumhe leke kaafi baatein kartey hain jab aatey hain humaare pass. Ek baar unka jhagda hua tha kuch din Pehle tab suna tha maine Uday bhai garam khopdi k hain woh tumse seedha laddna caahtey they jabki Sunny bhai sab plan karke karna caahtey they.. Sunny bhai Uday bhai se uppar hain toh Sunny bhai ki Baat Maan gaya Uday bhai.. Sunny bhai pehle drugs failaane caahtey hain Iss area Mein uske Baad tumse takkar lenge woh.. Iske alaawa kuch nahi jaanta main sahaab..

Main-Kahaan Millenge ye dono??


Raja-Wwoh toh nahi pata bhai.. Humein toh ek farmhouse par rouka tha aaj jo bhi yahan they woh sab ussi farmhouse par they ek call aaya toh wahaan se hum Yahaan aagaye.. Sunny or Uday bhai wahin miltey they ek aadh baar Humse toh. Unke pass keval Khaas bandey he rehtey hain Baaki jo hain unhe humari tarah alag alag jagahon par rakha Jaata Hai Ek aadh baar Wohlog milne bhi aajaatey hain lekin jyaadatar kaam phone par he hotey hain. Baaki koi address main nahi jaanta..

Ye suntey he maine ek or laat di uski ribs par woh fir chilaaya..

Main-Or kuch toh pata hoga koi toh address koi special jagah kuch toh hoga.. Jahaan Sunny yaa Uday jaatey hon..

Raja-Uday bhai akele kahin nahi jaatey Namit bhai k shakt orders hain ye Sunny uske sath he rehta hai...

Main-Bhosdk tu driver kabse hai unka??

Raja-3 saal Mumbai Mein hogaye they or fir ab Haryana Mein humlog unke sath he aae they merese Pehle mera bapu kaafi saalon se unke sath hai..

Maine fir uski ribs par di Kaat woh tedha hogaya tha bechaara khadda takk naa ho paaraha tha bus Iss side laat padti toh udhar ludak Jaata uss side padti toh idhar ludak Jaata..

Main-Bhosdk koi toh jagah hogi special koi bar koi Khaas banda Yahaan kaa jisase millein hon woh kabhi yaa fir koi or Baat kabhi suni ho tune phone par yaa fir waise..


Raja-Ww.. Wwoh...


Main - Dekh simple si Baat Hai Teri information depend karegi tujhe or tere bapu ko jinda rakhunga yaa nahi kyunki agar tu mere kaam kaa nahi toh tujhe lejaake befaltu Mein bheed nahi karunga main isliye ab ye 2 minutes deta hun teri or tere bapu ki life Iss question par depend karti hai dekhle ab..


Raja-Wwkh Sahaab ek jagah hai jahaan Uday bhai akele he jaatey hain..

Main-Konsi??

Raja-Ye Baat mere bapu ne bataai thi mujhe jab last year humlog(Sunny And Uday or unke bandey) Haryana Mein shift hue they uss time mera bapu Uday kaa personal driver tha tabse Uday bhai ko ek ladki pasand aagayi thi or Uday Kitana he gussail ho ladkiyon k maamle Mein soft hai woh isliye woh uss ladki k piche ghumta tha or jald he usko apna bana liya tha ussne .. Lekin Sunny bhai ko ye pasand nahi tha ussne Uday bhai ko rukkne k liye bola toh woh rukka nahi but kam kardiya maheeney 2 maheeney Mein uss ladki se mill he leta hai bhai.. Lekin location alag alag he rehti hai.. 1-2 Maar toh khud mera bapu leke gaya hai usko..

Main-Interesting ye hui naa Baat bhosdk ab marega nahi tu.. Uss ladki kaa naam pata hulliya jo bhi pata hai woh caahiye mujhe..

Raja-Wwoh mujhe nahi pata sahaab mere bapu ko pata hai..

Main-Tera bapu bolega?? Woh nahi bola toh mera hath tere uppar bolega fir..

Raja-Bbbolega naa sahaab main bulwaalunga..


Main-Shabbas bus ye kaam kardey tujhe gayab kardunga or paisa itana dunga ki Saari jindagi aish se kategi..

Raja-Nahi sahab mereko jail he bhejo aap.. Duniya ki koi bhi jagah mujhe Sunny se nahi bacha shakti aap toh ye Maar rahe ho woh lekin agar usse pata chala ki maine ye sab bataaya hai aapko toh woh mujhe jinda jalaa dega . Choti moti cheej nahi hai bhai woh darinda hai jabtak shant hai tabtak shant hai uski satki toh woh jisko caahe jaise caahe thok shakta hai.. Uday Se hajaar gunna khatarnaak Sunny hai.. Isliye mujhe kaddi se kaddi saja dilwaana bhai aisa nahi laggna caahiye mujhe koi chhut milli hai..

Main-Interesting ok.. Done..

Hmmmmm Sunny banda khatarnaak lag raha hai bahot jyaada khatarnaak itana khouff banaaney k liye bandey ko bahot dangerous hona padta hai...

Tab aai Ami wahaan bhenchod andhera hone laga tha almost pura din khaagaye yelog..

Main-I am done here guys..

Anjali - Same here all dead.. Tujhe milla hai koi jinda??

Main-Yep or information milli hai bahot jyaada... Idhar Gaadi leke aao koi..

Ami-Kya bola boss ye??

Main-Bahot kuch...bataata hun..

Abeer Gaadi leke aaya wahaan Humne uss jaanwar ko Gaadi Mein daala or waapis uss ghar k pass leke aaye Jahaan Ambulances Aa chuki thi kaafi Saari bheed bhi ikatha hogayi thi.. Yahaan ki local police ko bulaaliya tha Anjali ne unhone bheed ko sambhaala.. Raja or Uske bapu ko Maine Alag se bheja Ajay or Deepak unke sath gaye.. Baaki dead Bodies ko alag Ambulances Mein lejaaya gaya.. Tab main Abeer Mangal or Anjali andar they uss ghar k..

Anjali-Kya bataaya uss mote ne??

Maine unko bataaya jo uss Raja ne bataaya tha mujhe..

Anjali-Oh great this is some valuable information..

Main-It is.. Tumhe karna ye hai uske bapu se uss ladki kaa naam yaa pata ya address ya kuch bhi information gather karni hai woh sab bataadega.. Mujhe woh ladki ki details caahiye...

Anjali-OK boss no worries mill jaaengi.. Aap hospital Jaao..

Main-Hospital jitana toh nahi hai Yaar..

Then mujhe realise hua ki mujhe kaafi Chotein lagi hain choti moti he road par girrne ki wajah se hath chill gaye they mere or Uppar se mere sirr Mein Bhi kaafi Dard tha..

Anjali and team ko scene par chhod kar Main Abeer Mangal or Ami nikale wahaan se raat k 7.30 baj gaye they bc pura din khaa gaya ye maadarchod.. Humlog nikale apni city k liye raaste Mein Ek clinic Mein rukke wahan dawaai wagaairaah lagwaai maine 8.30 wahin baj gaye then nikale ghar k liye Bhai ko already inform kardiya tha ki sab hogaya hai... Woh khuss they or fir hum toh khuss they he woh ladki key thi humare liye kyunki Uday easy hai lekin khatarnaak bhi wahin Sunny Hard bhi hai or bahot jyaada khatarnak bhi isliye Pehle Uday ko thokdenge toh Sunny par kaafi farak padega ye sab mere plan k according tha plan is important kyunki plan bina ye sab impossible tha isliye "EVERYTHING IS PLANNED".....


Continued..

Superb fantastic mind blowing update brother

 

[Naik]

Update - 53(Daru,Girlfriend, Ex's and Rest) ​

Humlog 10 baje haweli pohanchey main bahot thakk gaya tha bc.. Isliye babhi ko dinner kaa bolke seedha room Mein aaya or garam Paani se nahaaya woh bhi hath durr karke kyunki hath par wounds they jinhe Paani se durr rakhna tha.. Bhayanak nind aarahi thi bc Khaana khaake mast sojaane waala tha main.. Lekin jaise he main nahaake aaya toh mujhe Yaad aaya Ashish kaa bday bhenchod uski party or daru.. Gajab..Thake hue k liye daru Nind se bhi better kaam karti hai or main thehra firr laalachi aadmi.. Pure din ki frustration durr karni thi isliye maine plan banaaya wahan Jaane kaa.. Maine half sleeve ki T's pehni kyunki full sleeve mein bhenchod woh hath k wounds par lagke irritate karti hain.. And niche pehni formal pants Matlab jyaada ready naa hua main kyunki ready hoke mujhe lawda kuch karna tha mereko toh daru peeni thi.. Main mobile leke aaya niche..

Babhi-Aaja betu dinner ready hai..

Main-Dinner cancel mereko Ashish ki party Mein Janeka hai woh toh bhull he gaya tha main..

Babhi-Achaa aisa kya.. Parties Mein Jaane ki itani aag kabse lagne lagi tujhe.. You hate parties..

Abeer-He hate parties jinmein daru nahi hoti..

Babhi-Oh ho ho ho.. Issiliye mann Mein ladu futt rahe hain tere... Tabhi main sochun Sam or Ravi itane khuss hoke kyun Gaye hain..

Main-Exactly..

Abeer-lol..

Babhi-Waise abhi kya karega party over naa hogayi hogi??

Main-I don't think so late night takk kaa bola tha ussne..

Babhi-OK Jaa fir or Drink karke drive nahi karna koi bhi Abeer ko call kardena ye lene aajaega.. Or thodi bahot warna munh fod dungi tumhaara main..

Main-OK babhi bye bhabi... Bye Jaanwar..

Ye bolke main aaya bahaar or Sam ko call kiya toh nahi uthaya ussne Ravi or Rohit ne bhi naa uthaya Matlab party suru ho chuki thi.. Main RR Mein he aaya or nikala Aroma k liye 11 baje k aas pass pohancha main.. Gaadi park ki toh gate closed they or bahar bouncers they as usual lekin apne ko jaante hain toh Pehle toh sabne jabardast salute maara then gate khola.. Or main aaya andar toh andar pura mahool bana tha dim lights kaafi bandey aae they loud music chal raha tha or bandey floor k Uppar niche harr jagah naach rahe they.. Kuch bina peene waale they wohlog ek side ko baithtey they kuch videos bana rahe they.. Wahaan mereko dim lights mein koi bhi pehchaan nahi aaya bhenchod, but mereko pata tha ki Sam Ravi or Rohit andar honge Nikhil k sath isliye main udhar stage k side se hotey hue piche ki side Jaane laga toh uss bich ek table par Ashish Ajit Abhi Lucky Anaa Arushi Divya Mouni or Sneha baithtey they or pata nahi kaise maadarchod Ashish ki najar mujhpar padd gayi or pata nahi kyun woh jyaada he khuss hogaya or seat se uthke seedha aake merese Galle milla or mere kaan Mein chilaaya..

Ashish - Bc pata tha mujhe tu jarur aaega thanks Yaar.. Bachpan k Baad aaj Pehli baar tu meri bday party Mein aaya hai..

Main-Bus kya bhosdk...

Ashish-Aaja daru peeyega??

Main-Hell No itani bheed Mein main naa pita bc maja kya Yahaan.. Andar hai mera system tu aajaa badhiya waali pilaaunga..

Ashish-Aata hun thodi derr Mein inke sath baitha hun abhi..

Main-OK..

Main-Kaise ho bachalog???

Ispar Abhi wagaairaah ne thumbsup diya mujhe kyunki awaaj kam he sunegi Yahaan par.. Maine Anaa ko smile di badle Mein ussne bhi smile di.. Ye tha mera first incounter Daru Vs girlfriend waala.. Kyunki Pehli baar Anaa mujhe dekh k puri tarah khuss nahi thi jiska reason jo din Mein diya tha ussne ki she hates daru.. Nice.. But koi na seh lenge thoda..

Main unke pass se nikala or hall se andar aaya jahan kaafi Saare rooms hain private.. Then by stairs Uppar aaya Jahaan VIp rooms hain.. Unmein se ek kaa he darwaja khulla tha Matlab Yahaan hain apne waale log..

Main aaya or seedha andar ghussa...

Main-Kaise mere bache log???

Lekin main boltey-2 bichmein he rukk gaya kyunki wahaan Saamne sofa par Riya Sana or kuch Ladkiyaan baithi thi or Khaana khaa rahi thi.. Riya ne mujhe dekha hum dono ki aankhein ek second k liye milli lekin agli he second maine apni aankhein hata li.. Yahaan dj ki sound kam he thi Isliye shayad yelog Yahaan baithi thi..

Main-Sorry wrong room..

Sana-All good.. Glad you could make it here.. Aao khaaoge Khaana??

Main-Naa you are good..

Ye bolke main bahaar aaya wahaan se maadarchod ek sath 2 ex's dekh k daru ki talab double hogayi, ab main wahaan se bahaar aaya or harr room ka gate check kiya sabke bahaar se bandh they maadarchod ye gaye Kahaan.. Terrace?? Oh Haan bhenchod...

Main wahaan se terrace aaya toh gate khulla tha Matlab yahin gand marwaan rahe they yelog..main Uppar aaya toh wahaan Sam Ravi Rohit or Nikhil sab chairs par baithtey they or unke bichmein ek table thi jispar Alcohol mojjud thi uske alaawa snacks and all or bottles dekh k main samajh gaya ki yelog kaafi derr se lage hain..

Main - Maadarchod..

Yahaan Sound bilkul he kam thi issi liye yelog Yahaan aake baithtey they meri awaaj sun wohlog paltey meri taraf..

Nikhil-Arrey maai Baap aap Yahaan... Pair Kahaan hai aapke..

Ye bol Nikhil khadda hoke merese Galle milla..

Nikh-Kaisa hai be??

Main-All good..

Sam-Waah bc kar bhi aaya kand??

Main-Hell yeah double woh bhi..

Ravi-Arrey gajab gand maardey bhenchod system ko..

Main--Suno be mere liye chair leke aao koi ab..

Ravi-Kyun bhosdk tere hath pair naa hain..

Main-Chot lagi haibe gandu ye dekh.. Bhosdk teri tarah Yahaan baithke nallon ki tarah daru naa pee raha tha main..

Ravi-Laata hun bc taane kyun maarta hai...

Ravi niche gaya or main baitha uski chair par..

Rohit - Sab sahi se nipat gaya..

Main-Haan ye maadarchod Brijesh toh jaldi he nipat gaya tha lekin fir wahaan Sunny k bandey aagaye toh issue hogaya tha but again tera bhai James bond jo thehra.. Thodi chot lagi but theek he hai sab..

Rohit-Arrey gajab bc..

Main-Aag lagi hai patiala par patiala aane dey bhai..tumhaare level takk aane Mein he kaafi derr lag jaayegi mujhe tum toh set ho..

Sam-Lawde kaa set be 4 peg liye honge..

Nikhil ne large banaaya mera scotch thi toh bc Pehla peg Galle se niche utarne Mein time laga.. Tabtak Ravi bhi aagaya..wohlog ne bakchodi suru ki tabtak main lene laga peg par peg.. Jaisa ki sabko pata hai mujhe Nasha bahot kam hota hai caahe woh medicine kaa ho daru kaa yaa drugs kaa yaa poison kaa bhi bc.. 45 minutes Baad main hua tha set bhenchod almost puri bottle dhakaar gaya tha main 45 minute Mein..Open roof thi thandi thandi hawa thi clear weather tha bc daru peene k liye or kyaa caahiye.. Bc sare wounds thakan sab durr hogayi thi.. Tab aaya Ashish wahaan..

Main-Arrey Aa bday boy..

Sam-Gand kaa bday boy 12 baj gaye bday gaya iska..

Main-Maadarchod niche baith fir .. ..

Ashish-Bhenchod itani toh beijatti naa karo be..

Ashish wahaan table par baitha..

Main-Bhosdk ek he kulha rakh k baitha reh dusara kulha rakha toh bottle girregi or fir tera bday main banaaunga..


Rohit Ravi Ashish or Nikhil bhaari set they wohlog harr 5 minutes mein wahaan washroom Mein mutt k aarahe they acha hua terrace par washroom tha warna niche Uppar Mein he gand fatt jaati inki.. Main theek thaak tha jabki maine inse double se bhi jyaada pee Lee thi.. Sam bhi theek he tha.

Ab Sam ne kiya mujhe message or ishare se phone check karne ko kaha maine phone check kiya toh Ussne likha tha Ashish ko choke karna hai full.. Uske alaawa Anaa k bhi kaafi messages they.. Recent message tha uska 5 minutes pehle ka puch rahi thi kahaan ho tum?? Maine reply kiya "Yahin Hun"...

Message karke phone daala maine or fir Ashish ko choke karne k liye planning hone lagi.. Peg banaane ki baari Sam ki thi toh ussne Ravi Rohit or Nikhil kaa peg banaya Ekdum light.. Khudka bhi light banaya ussne or mera or Ashish kaa banaaya heavy Ekdum..

Ashish-Hatt.. Saala maarega kya bhosdk.. A AP tu bana dey..

Main-Itana nahi haibe ye dekh mera bhi itana hai bhosdk bday boy hai tu.. Aise darr jaaega.

Ashish-Hain?? Bday hai mera??

Main - Technically tha but still halka halka bday abhi bhi hai tera toh large le bc cheers..

Ravi-Cheers...

Ye bol humlog dhakaar gaye Ashish bhi bc mujhe dekhte dekhte ek ghunt Mein dhakaar gaya....

Ashish-Bday boy k liye kon peg banaaega ab bhenchod??

Main-Tera Baap banaaega bhosdk..

Ye bol maine banaya peg or maine toh bhenchod glass he bharr diya...iske Baad over tha Ashish..

Then maine Baaki k light or mera fir large banaaya...

Rohit-Cheeersssss ki Maa ki chut..


Or fir sab dhakaar gaye..

Rohit-Bus Tumhaara bhai out hai ab...

Sam-Main mutt k aaya...

Ravi-Oye Sam mereko bhi leke chal toh.. Raasta bhull gaya main..

Main-Gandu 1 ghante Mein 10 baar Jaake aaya hai tu raasta kaise bhull gaya.. Woh Saamne toh hai.. Railing par se kudd Matt Jaana bhenchod...

Ashish ki aankhein firr gayi thi bhenchod khudse he kuch naa kuch bol raha tha..

Or 10 minutes Baad hum sab badhiya set they sab full they main bhi almost full tha or ab akela or nahi peene waala tha main..

Ashish-Happy Birthday To You... Happy...

Main--Chup be maadarchod.. Sun kon lene aane waala hai tumhe??

Ashish-Main khud or kon lene aaega bhenchod Gaadi tera bhai chalaaega..

Main--Achaa chal toh fir niche.. Khadda ho bhosdk..

Maine Ashish ko khadda kiya or seedhiyon takk chhod k aaya aage woh khud jaaega aisa he Maine Sam Ravi or Rohit k sath kiya.. Nikhil khudse gaya.. Or unke Jaane k Baad main washroom Mein aaya bc tanki full hogayi thi mera first tha maadarchod ne washroom sadaa diya tha mutt mutt k isliye maine bahaar khadda hoke railing k Uppar se he dhaar maari.. Almost 1 minute takk mutta hoga bhenchod itani toh pee he nahi thi.. Then hath dhoye.. Muttaney se Nasha thoda kam hua toh main niche Jaane se Pehle last peg or maara ek and halka saa chicken liya jo bc thanda hochuka tha.. Then main uttara niche toh music off hogaya tha... Or first floor par aaya toh Anaa kaa call aagaya maine uthaya..

Main-Yo..

Anaa-Kahaan ho tum Yelog toh niche aagaye....

Main-Main bhi aagaya..

Call disconnected..

Main niche gaya toh sablog Jaa chuke they bus Abhi gang he bachi thi.. Uske alaawa humlog toh they he.. Or bhenchod Sablog full they ladkiyon ko chhodke..bhaari full like totally.. Sam Ravi or Rohit wahaan sofas par paddey they ek side..

Main-Nice.. Tumlog ko lene aane waala hai koi??

Ashish-main hun naa.. Burrrrr.. Gaadi main he chalaaunga..

Main-Chupkar be..

Sneha-Nahi koi lene aaega toh inhe itana nashe Mein dekhega fir issue hoga..

Main-Nice.. Arushi??

Anaa-Well the thing Iss Hum Mein se kissi ko koi bhi nahi lene aane waala kyunki Inlog ne promise kiya tha ki yelog Humein drop karenge lekin Filhaal yelog khud naa drop hone waale..

Main-OK don't worry main...

Main aage kuch bolta usase Pehle Nikhil kaa driver aaya mere pass.. Kaafi purana worker hai ye Nikhil ki family kaa..

Driver-Sahaab aapko Nikhil baba ne bulaaya hai..

Main-Ghar nahi gaya woh??

Driver - Nahi jidd kar rahe hain aapse millke jaenge..

Main-Main aaya ek second..

Anaa-AP listen..

Main-1 minutes bus I'll be right back..

Ye bolke main bahaar aaya toh Nikhil apni audi k bonut par baitha tha hath Mein Ek peg tha uske..

Main-Kya be bhosdk ghar nahi Jaana??

Nikhil-Nahi aaj tera bbhai yhhhin soega..

Main-Bhakk bhosdk ghar Jaa babhi wait kar rahi hongi..

Nikhil-Arrey ussi liye toh nahi jaraha ye dekh kitane phones messages aae hain.. Ghar Mein gaali or Maar dono padegi..

Main-Kuch naa padegi Jaa chup chaap aaja andar.. Ye glass dey mujhe..


Nikhil-Naaa... Tu Baat kar or bol..

Main-Laa kardeta hun..

Ye bolke maine uska phone liya or Uski wife Preeti ko call kiya..

Preeti-Where are you???

Main-Babhi ji parnaam..

Preeti-Kon??

Main-What the hell..

Preeti-AP is that you???

Main-Ofcourse its me Orr kon hoga.. Ab awaaj bhi naa pehchaanogi aap...

Preeti-Sorry meri galati nahi hai itane time se shakal naa dikhaai hai tune ki teri awaaj kya shakal bhi bhullne lagi hun.. Kaisa hai tu??

Main-Ekdum jhakkas..

Preeti-Kahaan ho tumlog??

Main-Club Mein he they ye Nikal he raha hai actually hua ye ki aaj thodi jyaada hogayi hai isko..

Nikhil-Oyee.. Jyaada nahi hui abhi toh Orr dum hai Baaki.. Laa bana peg..

Main-Chup be.. So babhi aaj waali galati meri hai so please Haan sorry for that agar aage se kare toh beshak fodd dena..

Preeti-Uske liye ye ghar bhi toh aane caahiye.. Ek kaam kar tu aaja sath late hogaya hai wahaan se ghar kab jaaega..

Main-Arrey nahi party thi kaafi logon ko drop karna hai isko bhej raha hun main just sorry Haan..

Preeti-No worries..

Main-Thanks Babhi.. Bye.. Good Night..

Preeti-Night devar ji..

Call disconnected..

Main-Le be kardiya call Kaka isko baithaao Gaadi Mein..

Nikhil-Ye peg peene dey fir jaunga..

Main-Ye main peelunga bhosdk bharr k baitha hai subah takk peene waala hai kya??

Nikhil-Naa daru waste nahi kartey.. Samjha..

Main-Haan laa mujhe de main waste naa karunga..

Nikhil-pakka??

Main-Haan be..

Nikhil-Le Mere Saamne khatam kar..

Main - Karlunga main tu de toh..

Nikhil-Abhi kar warna nahi jaunga main..

Bhenchod gajab fansa glass full tha or waise ye jaaega nahi isliye maine usase liya glass or dhakaar gaya..

Nikhil - J baaat...

Main-uttar ab gandu..

Ye bolke maine usko utaara bonut se or Gaadi Mein leta diya..

Driver-Chalta hun beta..

Main-OK kaka..

Usko dafa karke main andar aaya toh wahaan Ab Scene ye tha ki Abhi Ashish Ajit or Lucky kutton ki tarah paddey they literally kutton ki tarah.. Or dusari Side Anaa Arushi Mouni Sneha Divya Sana wagaairaah sab they Riya nahi thi wahaan.. Maadarchod daru peeke bhi ex k baare Mein sochta hai.. Sam Ravi or Rohit mast sofas par so rahe they.. Matlab inka hogaya chalo atleast Ye yahin sojaaenge..

Main-oye bouncer inko Uppar lejaao toh Nikhil k room Mein sulaa do teeno ko..

Bouncer-Ji sir..

Ab 3 bouncer gaye Sam ko sahaar deke uthaya..

Sam-Bhosdk kon haibe hath kaise lagaya tune mujhe..

Main-Main hun be chup chaap Jaake sojaa...

Sam-Main or peeunga.. Sone ko puri jindagi paddi hai..

Main-babhi uthjaaengi toh munh fodd dengi tera.. Chup chaap Jaa yaa bulaaun..

Sam-sorry.. Sorry.. Meri galti.. Maine pee Kahaan hai..

Maine bouncers ko ishaara kiya woh leke gaye usko..or bhenchod woh last large peg mere liye bhi over horaha tha like kaafi jyaada...

Anaa-AP??

Main-So tum Mein se Gaadi kisko chalaani aati hai??

Arushi - Kissi ko bhi nahi.. Itani raat ko chalalein itani toh kissi ko bhi nahi aati..

Main-Tumlog Yahaan rukk shaktey ho waise badhiya rooms hain Uppar..

Arushi-Hell no inko chhod do Yahaan girls kaa Jaana jaruri hai..

Anaa-Tumhe he drop karna padega sabko..

Main-Nice meri haalat dekh k lag raha hun main drop karunga sabko..

Anaa-Lag toh sahi rahe ho.. Fresh as new..

Main-aisa kya..

Arushi-Flirt karna bandh karo or koi raasta nikaalo..

Main-OK.. Kiss kiss ko Kahaan Kahaan drop karna hai bolo ek baar..

Arushi-OK So aisa kar shaktey hain.. Main Anaa k Yahaan chali jaungi kyunki mera ghar kaafi durr hojaaega Yahaan se.. Divya Sneha k ghar rukk jaae gi..Lekin Sana or Mouni kaa ghar Jaana jaruri hai.. Principal sir ko jaantey ho naa tum...

Mouni-Haan..

Main-yaani 3 jagah.. Nice.. Great..

Anaa-Please...

Main-Sure..kyun nahi.. Maine thodi pee hai.. Tumlog ko darr nahi lagega ek bewdey k sath Jaane Mein..

Arushi-Tere Uppar pura bharosa hai Humein.. Aakhir AP hai tu..

Main-A Dialoguebaaj nasha AP ko bhi hota hai..

Arushi-Chal naa Yaar..

Main - OK aao..


Bouncers ne Sam Ravi or Rohit ko sulaa diya tha..

Main-Ye niche paddey hain inhe bhi sofas par daal do subah laat Maar Maar k Bhagaana sabko..

Bouncer-Ji sir..

Main-Tumlog chalo parking mein..

Ye sun sab Ladkiyaan gayi wahaan se or maine diye un bouncers ko kuch paise sach kahun toh exact nahi pata kitane they kyunki nasha kaafi hogaya tha.. Unhone force karne par liye..

Main-Or Haan terrace par badhiya material pada hai peg lagaaake sojaao....

Ye bolke main aaya parking Mein bhenchod pair apne aap he Jaa rahe they..

Main parking mein aaya Gaadi unlock ki Anaa aage baithi Baaki sab piche..

Main - So Pehle he bataadun kuch hogaya toh meri guarantee hai nahi..

Arushi-Darra Matt please...

Bhenchod raat k 2 baje main Uber driver bana ghum raha tha woh bhi nashe Mein.. Nice.. Mujhe laga tha nasha hai par Gaadi chalaa shakta hun main lekin parking se bahaar nikaaltey time he main samajh gaya ki it'll be hard..


Sneha kaa ghar close tha Sneha Ashish ki cousin hai or Yelog Raju ki haweli Mein rehtey hain toh isko Pehle drop karke aata hun.. Bhenchod aankhein bandh hone lagi thi..

Anaa-Boltey raho kuch naa kuch nind nahi aaegi..

Main-I am trying..

35-40 se Uppar jaatey he Gaadi control nahi horahi thi bhenchod.. Isliye maine slow he li..

Puri city saaf thi bc Raju k area Mein pohancha main uski haweli k Saamne Gaadi rouki toh uske jhant barabar guards uth kaddey hue..

Guard-Konsa hai rai??

Main - Tera Baap hai be..

Sneha - Main Hun Tauji..

Guard-Yo Baap waala kon tha..

Main-Again tera baap...

Guard-Oho AP sahaab parnaam parnaam..

Main-Sahaab nahi Baap..

Guard-kon Baap???

Main-Main baap...

Guard-Matlab....

Main - Tera Baap ...

Anaa-AP stop it... Sorry uncle.. Chalo..

Main-Baap bolega ye toh jaunga..

Anaa- AP let's go.. Move..


Maine Gaadi chalaai toh gear daaltey he bandh..

Main-Jaldi jaldi address bolo time pura hone waala hai..

Sana-Abhi mera close padega..

Main - Kahaan??

Sana-tumhe mera address nahi pata?? Seriously..

Main-Haan Yaad Nahi hai.. Ex ki jyaada details nahi rakhta main..

Sana-hehehe.. Very funny.. Yahaan se city Mein enter hotey he first street..

Ab hue city Mein enter dobara se toh road par Gaadi chalaana easy tha kyunki lights wagaairaah thi or vehicles non existing he they..


City Mein aake Sana ne bataaya uss galli k entrance par almost thok di thi maine lekin kissi tarah uske bungalow k Saamne pohancha main..

Main - jaldi nikal style kya kar rahi hai itana time nahi hai.

Sana-thanks AP..

Usko utaara maine lekin bhenchod ab Gaadi turn kaise hogi Iss galli Mein maadarchod galli se back he nikalna padega iski maa ki chut.. What the fuck..

Lekin ab karni toh padegi he Maine back Lee Gaadi or sab sahi tha lekin galli se nikaltey - 2 right side puri scratch maardi maine right mirror bhi gaya..

Main-Iske paise tumse he lunga..

Then again hum road par aae..

Mouni-Next chownk se right lelena AP aage Mall k left galli Mein...

Mouni ne kissi ko call kiya..

Mouni-Dad open the gate please..

Ye bolke ussne call cut kardiya..

Mouni-Hey jabtak gate naa khulle tumlog Jaana Nahi Haan..

Anaa-ok.. Darr kyun rahi hai bhoot nahi khaaenge tujhe..

Chownk aaya Jahaan se left lena tha wahaan se left toh leliya maine lekin Saamne bhenchod police naaka tha or barricades wagaairaah lage they.. Mere rukktey he side se police waale nikalke aae maano bhenchod terrorists hon..

Hawaldaar-oye.. No entry hai aage..

Maine window puri utaari..

Main-kya hua??

Or mere munh kholte he gayi daru ki khubsurat sugandh usske munh par ki bc woh 4 feet durr ko hata..

Hawaldaar-janaab ghanni peerya hai... Aaiyo ek baar... Haan Tu niche uttar chori chod..

Main-O chicha light wight jaalaao.. Shakal wakal dekho Pehle hawa Mein naa aao..

Ye bolke ussne apni light maari mere munh par ki bc aankhein bandh karni ladi..

Hawal-hai kon tu??

SI- Oh AP sahaab parnaam mahaaraaj parnaam..Hatt rey. Aapka idhar kaa chakkar kaise lag gaya??

Main-Kyun nahi aana tha..

Si - Arrey nahi Gurudev aapka area hai area kya sehar state sab aapki hai kahin bhi Jaao aap..

Main-toh tere Baap kaa kya Jaata Hai hataa yo taam jhaam..

SI-Hawaldaar..


Woh barricades hattey Or humlog aae aage...

Anaa-AP you really need to chill kya kya bol rahe ho tum..

Main-To be frank no idea kya bol raha hun..

Mouni-bus yahin..

Main-Aaila ye bungalow banaya hai budhe ne??

Mouni - mere dad or apne principal hain woh or budhe bhi nahi hain..

Main-aji Haan moddeling karwaalo unse ab..

Mouni-hehe...

"Mouni aap ho beta "...

Ye sun Mouni uttari

Mouni-Yeah dad..

"Kiske Sath ho??"...

Anaa-Hi Sir..

Ye Sun woh budha aaya Gaadi k close...

Principal - Anaa beta.. Drive kon kar raha hai..

Main-Sojaao Jaake raat bahot hogayi hai.. Aise sadak par nahi khaddey hotey raatko.. Koi kidnap karlega toh fir bhalla..waise aapko kidnap karke karega kya koi..

Prin-AP...

Uske itana boltey he maine Gaadi pel di bc..

Arushi-oh AP tum for sure kal suspend hone waale ho..

Main-fuck that old man.. I hate him..

Ab main bhi full flow Mein tha or ye saabit kiya maine woh police barricades ko takkar maarke bhenchod woh barricade durr Jaake girra.. Or main nikala seedha..

Aruhsi-AP chill.. Chill..

Main-Shant ab main "Gaadi tera bhai chalaaga "waali Zone Mein hun..

Anaa-oh god.. Slow slow... Turn hai aage..

Maine bhenchod turn liya drift kartey hue fast and furious style Mein lekin maadarchod Gaadi bandh hogayi... Firr chaalu karke nikala main.. 3 baje Anaa k ghar k saamne bhayanak break maari maine..

Main-Finally.. Chalo ab jaldi..

Anaa-Chalo nahi tum bhi aao..

Main - Chaaye coffee kabhi baadmein..

Anaa-Chaaye coffee nahi yahin sojaana..

Main-Oh hell no..

Arushi-Yep uttaro ab..

Anaa-Mere Dad or dadi dono he nahi don't worry.. Di hain keval.. Or unke sath toh khoob banti hai Tumhaari.. Haalat dekho abhi toh humlog they sath Baat kartey kartey leke aagaye tumhe. Akele tum so jaaoge..

Main-Aji Haan ghanta..

Anaa-Aise toh maanoge nahi tum.


Ye bolke Anaa ne Gaadi ki keys nikaali or uttar gayi Gaadi se..

Main-Anaa aisa Matt karo Yaar Jaane do naa..

Anaa-AP please.. Aao naa main akele drive nahi karne dene waali tumhe aao.. Subah chale jaana..

Arushi-Haan aaja abhi chaabi nahi milne waali..

Undono ne millke mujhe nikaala darshall mereko Yahaan rukkney Mein dikkat koi nahi thi actually mera nasha kam hogaya tha or abhi jaate time thodi Orr lene waala tha main lekin ab kya he kiya jaae main Gaadi se uttara or unke piche piche aaya unke guard ne gate khola actually humaare guard ne ye guards maine he lagaae they Yahaan jab Red John Anaa k bapu k piche padda tha tab.. Toh guards humaare he hain dono ne salute kiya mujhe unko reply deke main andar aaya..

Anaa-Khaana banaaun??

Main-Subah k 3 baje Konsa Khaana.. Mereko sona hai bus..

Anaa-Konsa room caahiye??

Main-Koi bhi chalega.. Bus disturbance naa hona caahiye warna subah he breakup hai..

Anaa-Shut up.. I Hate you..

Anaa mereko niche he ek room Mein leke aai jisme mast saa ek bed laga tha. Maine Jaanwar ko message kiya ki subah late he aaunga main.. Then maine dekha room..

Main-Bed toh mast laga hai.. Waise issue ye hai mujhe new locations par akele nind nahi aati So.. Ahem Ahem..

Arushi - OK this is awkward main tere room Mein jaati hun Anaa tabtak..

Arushi chali gayi or Anaa ne ghurr k dekha mujhe..

Main bed par girr padda..

Main-Come on sona nahi hai..

Anaa-I hate you..

Main-I Love you..

Anaa-Go to sleep AP subah Baat kartey hain..

Main-Akele??? Mereko nind nahi aati akele..

Anaa-Koi naa tabtak baithi hun main Tumhaare pass..

Sachi Mein bahot jyaada nasha hogaya tha mereko isliye jaise he Anaa ne mera sir apni godd Mein rakha uske just 15-20 seconds baad mereko nind aagayi par pata nahi mujhe kyun laga main uske kaafi derr Baad soya lekin woh cheej Yaad Nahi thi mereko... Shoes wagaairaah pehney they maine.. Bhenchod kya nind aai kaise aai kab aai koi idea nahi tha mujhe.. Subah meri aankhein kissi ki awaaj se khulli.. Khulli kya gand fatt gayi kholne Mein bhayanak sir Dard tha toh Saamne Anaa coffee liye khaddi thi..

Main-Mereko nahi peeni.. Let me sleep..

Or ye boltey he main agle he second sogaya then main utha khudse abhi headache kam tha lekin still kaafi jyaada tha.. 5 minute mujhe lage ye realise karne mein ki kya hua kya kya kiya maine raatko.. Then mereko woh he Yaad aaya jo maine Pehle bataaya hai lekin 100 % mereko yakeen tha ki kuch toh bakchodi ki hai maine kyunki daru k Baad sabkuch toh Yaad rehta nahi... Maine time dekha toh bhenchod dophar k 3 baje they what the fuck.. Bhenchod 12 ghante.. Main Pehle toh utha or bathroom Mein aake fresh hua then kaafi Saara thanda Paani sir par daala towel se saaf kiya tab thoda bahot ashar hua bathroom se nikala toh Saamne Anaa or Arushi dono khaddi thi...

Anaa-Good Morning oh sorry good afternoon...

Ye bolke Anaa ne mereko ajeeb sa ghurr k dekha jisase main samajh gaya ki ok bakchodi toh ki hai maine... Kya?? Woh pata lagaana tha..


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UPDATE-54 (DUBAI)

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Bhenchod 12 ghante kon maadarchod sota hai be... Main Pehle toh utha or bathroom Mein aake fresh hua then kaafi Saara thanda Paani sir par daala towel se saaf kiya tab thoda bahot ashar hua bathroom se nikala toh Saamne Anaa or Arushi dono khaddi thi...

Arushi-AP itana kon sota hai main uthke ghar jaake waapis bhi aagayi Yahaan or still sorahe they tum..

Main - Peeke dekho kabhi.. Pata chalega..

Arushi-No i am good.. Anaa coffee wagaairaah le Aa sahaab k liye...

Main-Naa I am good mereko Jaana Hai..

Anaa-Rushi bolo inko ki Khaana khaaye bina nahi Jaana..

Main-Wait what the fuck Arushi kyun bolegi tumhe kya hua.. Listen abhi boldeta hun agar nashe Mein main kissi ko kuch bhi kahaa toh sorry and agar usko seriously loge toh fir main kuch nahi kar shakta..

Ye sunke Anaa chali gayi..

Main - A Arushi kya kiya maine??

Arushi-Chee baba main kaise bataaun..


Main-Bhenchod aisa kya kardiya.. What the fuck a chasmis bol naa..

Arushi-Lol chashma hataae 3 saal hue.. Listen main nahi bata shakti..

Main-Tera munh fod dunga main..

Arushi-Chill chill aisa kuch nahi kiya tune..

Main-Haash.. Kasam se mereko laga Me and Anaa had sex..

Ye sun Arushi bahot jorr se hansi..

Arushi-What the fuck.. Shut up AP..

Main--Wait wait tu meri friend Pehle hai yaa Anaa ki?? Haan?? Party badal Liya tune..

Arushi-You will always be special for me...

Main-Mereko pata karke dey kya kiya maine..

Arushi-Waise start karein toh tune Sana ko ex bola and all usase trigger hui Anaa.. Then Yahaan tum dono he they so no idea.. Puchlungi main..

Main-Shabbas.. I gotta go now..

Arushi-Aise jaaoge toh double naraaj hogi woh.. Khaana khaake Jaana Tumhaare liye subah se Khaana banaaney kaa try kar rahi hai.. Ki kab tu uthega or kab apne hathon kaa Khaana khilaaegi tujhe.. Toh Khaana khaake Jaana...

Main-OK..

Main khadda hoke bahaar aaya toh Tara aarahi thi ussi side...

Tara-Oho ho good Morning sir..

Main-Morning madam..

Woh merese Galle milli..

Tara-Mujhe laga tha 24 hours pure karke uthoge..

Main-Lol..

Tara-Maine day off liya tha Tumhaare liye or tum sone Mein busy they...

Main-Sorry...

Tara-No no its all good.. Aao baitho..

Main Tara or Arushi wahaan hall Mein sofas par baithtey he they ki Anaa coffee leke aai mere liye same gusse waale expressions k sath.. Coffee mere Saamne rakhi or turant chali gayi...

Main-What the hell is happening..

Tara-Girlfriend Tumhaari tum jaano.

Main-Main he toh nahi Jaan paa raha hun ki ho kya raha hai..

Ab mera sir Dard kar raha tha toh coffee peene laga main jisase thodi rahat milli mereko..

Tara-Waise Tumhaara sahi hai din Mein you fight crime at night you party Haan ye sahi scene hai... Dekhi maine kal day ki news Rohtak side kuch clips bhi thi Tumhaari.. Aish hai sahaab.

Main-Haan karke dekho try Ekdum sahi scene hai ye dekho..

Ye bolke maine mere hath dikhaae usko jinpar chot lagi thi..

Tara-Oh god naa main yahin theek hun...

Maine Coffee pee or Ravi ko call kiya ussne nahi uthaaya toh Rohit ko kiya..

Rohit-Kahaan haibe??

Main-Yahin tha tumlog gaye ghar??

Rohit-Haan 12 baje k aas pass drop kar aaya tha dono ko main.

Main-Cool.. Kam piya karo saalo.
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Rohit-Bc pata he na kitani pee thi abhi sir Dard theek hua hai..

Main-Chal miltey fir..

Rohit - K bye..

Call disconnected..

Tara-Waise maanana padega still sabko drop kiya tumne.. Bravo Aajkal karta nahi koi..

Arushi-Issiliye toh special hai ye..

Main-I know..

Tara-Hehe...

Arushi-Aaja AP Khaana lag gaya hai..

Tara-Yeah come on..

Ab coffee peene k Baad bhi mujhe kaafi bhook lagi thi isliye Main Arushi or Tara wahaan dinning table par baithtey Anaa ne same expressions se Khaana lagaya bc sabji kheer and all sab kuch bana rakha tha babhi Tumhaari cook bhi hai bc...Maine ab nahi touka usko socha baadmein he puchunga Pehle pata toh chale hua kya tha...Anaa bhi khaane baithi.. Bhenchod Khaana bahot he tasty tha Waah..

Main-Not gonna lie this is crazy good..

Tara - All thanks to Anaa..

Maine Khaana khaaya hath dhoye..

Main-Thanks for the food Anaa.. Ab hogaya hai late main nikalta hun.. Bye.. Bye guys..

Ispar Anaa ne koi Jawaab nahi diya.. Nice dude nice..

Arushi-Bye AP thanks again..

Tara-Buhbye AP..

Main bahaar aaya Gaadi Mein baitha or ghar k liye nikala 5 bajne ko they bc babhi bahot sunaaney waali thi mujhe.. Main haweli pohancha toh gate k bahaar kuch gaadiyaan khaddi thi main andar aaya Gaadi park ki or andar aaya toh gate k Uppar he andar kaa naksha dekh k rukk gaya.. Kyunki andar hall Mein Bhai Babhi Mangal Abeer Ravi Sam or Rishi k sath 1 aadmi baitha tha or woh shaks tha Rakesh Partap Singh ji Haan ye mere dadaji k cousin kaa naajyaaj ladka hai yaani humara cacha lekin nihaayti gandu shaks hai ye iske baapu ki death k Baad Dadaji ne isse paala tha lekin ye gandu harkatein karta raha jiski wajah se dadaji ne bhaga diya tha isko Haryana se or wahin har month iske account Mein paise dalwaatey rehtey they.. iske liye paisa he sab hai or mereko isase bahot Nafrat hai like bahot jyaada bahot bahot bahot jyaada jo sabko maalum hai or ye saabit hogaya tabhi, Wohlog tea-coffee wagaairaah pee rahe they or jaise he unhone mujhe wahaan dekha toh jo Jahaan tha wahin rukk gaya or sab hue khaddey aankhein faade.. Bhai Babhi Mangal sab k sab.. Ab ek toh mood Pehle se kharaab or Uppar se aisa scene fuck my life.. Maine saaf sochliya tha ki ignore kartey hain gand marwaae maadarchod or ye sochtey hue main unko ghurrta hua seedha aaya or Uppar Jaane laga or seedhiyon k pass pohancha he tha ki ussne mera Naam pukaara..

Rakesh-Beta Ankit..

Ye sunke main rukka nahi, toh Bhai ne bulaaya mujhe..

Deva-AP 2 minutes..

Main - Rehney do naa bhai kyun issue create karwaa rahe ho aaplog baitho..

Deva-2 minute bus please..

Ab main gaya wahaan wohlog baithtey main bhai k side Mein khadda tha...

Deva-Actually issue ye hai ki tereko pata he hai...

Rakesh -Main bataa deta hun.. Beta ho ye raha hai ki tujhe toh pata he hai ki mere pass harr news legal yaa illegal rehti hai harr kone kone ki khabar aati hai mere pass or aaj ek aisi news aai thi jiske liye mujhe khud aana padda kyunki family Pehle aati hai..

Main-No it doesn't you are no family to us just continue without fake emotional blackmail that doesn't work on me..

Rakesh - Toh khabar ye hai ki Tumhaari Jaan ko khatra hai..

Main - I know harr second rehta hai nothing new..

Rake-Ye yun he kuch nahi hai beta bahot Uppar se Supaari aai hai Tumhaari Dubai k accounts involved hain or Dubai k he log hain, ab unhe supari milli hai toh wohlog tumhe hataana caahtey hain.. Bahot khatarnak log hain beta.. Isase jyaada main kuch nahi jaanta..

Main-Yeah again i dont give a fuck Pehle toh i dont believe you or agar ye sach hai bhi toh daily aatey hain aise..

Rake-Ye serious hai beta kabtak luck k bharose jeetey rahoge.. Abhi recently mott ko chhu k nikale ho tum..

Main-Woh luck nahi hai woh main hun all the way..

Deva-AP listen..

Main-Bhai this is stupid ye sab daily hota hai iske liye ye khud Yahaan mere Saamne aake baitha hai ok no problem but ab ye mereko he Pagal bana raha hai that is bad.. Aaplog suno.. I don't care..

Ye bolke main wahaan se chal padda.. Toh mere piche se woh bola..


Rake-Apni Jaan ki fikar nahi hai toh kam se kam apne bhai ki toh hogi.. Tumhaare sath uski Jaan ko bhi khatra hai..

Ye sun main rukka..

Rak-Haan Juth nahi bol raha hun main agar vishwaash nahi hota toh wait karke dekh lo kya hota hai..

Main paltke waapis uske Saamne aaya..

Main-Kya bola??

Krish-Haan tum dono ki he Jaan ko khatra hai maine bataaya abhi in sabko inhone Kahaa ki AP k Saamne ye Baat nahi karna.. Maana main family member nahi hun tere liye lekin fir bhi main Tumhaare he ehsaano par jiya hun.. Or ab agar tumlog ko khatra hai toh ye mera darj hai.. Tumhaare alaawa mera hai kya..

Main-Here listen to me agar ye Baat Juth hui naa toh that'll be the end of you.. I don't care who the fuck you are I will shoot you right in your face...

Abeer-Mere Sath Aa toh..

Abeer mera hath pakkad k unse thoda durr legaya..

Main-Kya?

Abeer-Ye sach bol raha hai maine confirmation karwaai hai hawa Mein khabbar udd rahi hai Dubai se aai hai.. Tu ek baar Chang se confirm karwaale toh better hai...

Main-Dubai Mein Ranjit ji k known hain bahot jyaada unse Baat karta hun..

Abeer - Yeah jaldi kyunki you know Dubai Don't play..

Main-I do..

Maine phone nikaala Ranjit ji ko call kiya..

Ranjit - AP my boy how are you..

Main--Fine fine.. Listen Ranjit ji i need some help..

Ranjit-Yeah sure..

Maine unko situation bataai..

Ranjit - Interesting Dubai kyun interest le raha hai Tumhaare andar..

Main-Maybe Ye Sunny yaa Uday ki gand fatti ho toh unhone Humein uljhaane yaa tapkaane k liye supari dedaali ho..

Ranjit-Possible hai.. Sunny nahi karega Uday kar shakta hai for sure..

Main-Aap details nikalawdo ek baar then main dekhta hun..

Ranjit-Ok abhi karta hun call..

Call disconnected..

Abeer- Kya karein??

Mangal or Bhai bhi wahaan aagaye..

Main-Mereko risk nahi caahiye ye gandu juth bol raha hai toh bhi tu bhai k sath reh 24×7 Mangal Ami Anjali and all or Jack tere sath rahenge.. Agar koi jyaada he new jagah par Jaana Hai toh main khud hounga sath Mein..

Abeer-or tere liye kon bacha fir??

Main-Main theek hun mujhe Konsa bahaar Jaana Hai college ghar ghar college or i doubt wohlog college jaisi public place par attack karenge..

Deva-Still Risk toh tu bhi le he raha hai..

Main-I am fine bhai don't worry about me Vinny rahega sath mein agar bahaar jaunga toh.. Or badle Mein Humein karna kuch nahi hai jissne upari lee hai usko dhundana hai or thok dena hai bus supari khatam uske Baad koi dusari supari naa dega or naa he Dubai waale lenge, seedha panga nahi caahiye unhe Humse..

Deva-Still kya pata kitane log aaein hain..

Main-7-10 maximum.. Dubai waale bewkuff nahi hai bheed ko nahi bhejenge..

Deva-But yelog koi normal gunde naa honge AP yelog trained killers hain..

Main-I know don't worry Confirmation millne do jaldi se niptaa dunga main fir Sunny or Uday k piche bhi jaana hai..

Deva-Remember confidence is good But over confidence is bad.

Main-My over confidence is my attitude bhai and you know that just leave it on me I'll take care of this.. Dubai bhi seekh jaaega we don't play around when it comes to family..

Deva-But don't take them lightly..

Main-I won't.. I definitely won't mujhe pata hai wohlog bahot khatarnak hain...

Deva-Great..

Abeer-Tu Jaa change wagaairaah karle..

Main - Isko deke paise bhagaado ab..

Ye bolke main apne room Mein aaya phone charge Mein lagaya then nahaya kapdey change kiye and bahaar nikala he tha ki mera phone baja Ranjit ji kaa tha..

Main-Haan..

Ranjit-News sahi hai boss Ekdum Dubai Mein dhuaan uthaa tha Tum dono k naam kaa estimated hit almost 25-28 crore Rupees.. 6-8 bandey hain jo Dubai se he aayenge yaa maybe Aa chuke hain or main Baat weapons and equipments unhe yahin par provide kiye jaayenge kyunki AII(Airport Authority Of India) Mein kissi ko rishwat nahi milli hai toh koi kuch nahi smuggle kar raha apne sath..

Main - 28 crore ki hit.. Itana desperately kon maarna caah raha hai..

Ranjit-Tumhaara he koi dushman hoga you know league yaa hod wagaairaah se koi nahi hai..

Main-I know wohlog Dubai k chutiyon ko hit kyun denge..

Ranjit-Exactly itani badi hit Mujhe toh Uday he lag raha hai.. Lekin 100% ussne Sunny ko bina bataae hit di hai kyunki Sunny fair khelta hai woh nahi karega ye..

Main-OK ok.. Main nipat leta hun itani badi film bhi nahi hai..

Ranjit-True.. Koi help caahiye ho toh bolna..

Main-Sure.. Thanks Ranjit ji..

Ranjit-Always For you AP.. Be safe..

Call disconnected..

Maine phone daala baal wagaairaah set kiye he they ki babhi aagayi wahaan..

Babhi-Headache wagaairaah kuch hai??

Main-Naa I am fine..

Babhi-Khaana??

Main - Khaake aaya tha.. I was at Anaa 's house.


Babhi-Oho ho ho..

Main-Kya ohoho babhi nashe Mein tha or ab woh naraaj hai i dont know kyun..

Babhi-Nice dude.. Nice..

Main-I promise mujhe Yaad Nahi.. Woh budha gaya..

Babhi-Uncle hai woh Tumhaare..

Main-Not mine I hate that guy.. Gaya kya??

Babhi-Yeah about that..

Main-No no no no no no no no.. No way woh Yahaan rukkne waala hai.. Oh my god aap issi liye Uppar aai thi.. No way..

Babhi - Listen to me.. Sun ab ussne Humaari help ki hai haina?? I know he is a bad person..

Main-Bad?? He is a sick human being babhi..

Babhi-But afterall he is family right?? Tu Maan yaa naa Maan.. Or jyaada time k liye nahi ab Humaari wajah se uski Jaan ko khatra hai toh humara farj hai ye uski help karna isliye jabtak ye jo bhi hain yelog ko khatam nahi kardetey tabtak he Yahaan rukenge woh.. Or listen tu confirm karle agar uski news fake hai toh main abhi nikaal dungi.

Main-Confirmed news sahi hai..

Babhi-Oh god..

Main-Don't worry i got you.. Kissi ko kuch nahi hoga i promise kissi ko kuch nahi hoga..

Babhi-I know I know...ab sun help him right don't get mad.. Kuch he din ki toh Baat Hai I promise tujhe kuch nahi kahega woh..

Main-Ofcourse kuch nahi kahega mujhe i'll kill him if he does...

Babhi-OK then tujhe koi problem nahi hai great.. Thanks..

Ye bolke babhi chali gayi.. Bhenchod banaa gaya family waalon ko chutiya but again news kaafi kaam ki di hai ussne iske badle mein paise dedetey toh theek tha ab ye bhenchod kuch din aish se jiyega Yahaan.. Emotional blackmailer maadarchod.. Iski Maa ki chut.. I hate this fucking guy.. He triggers me... Ab or frustration but acha hai frustration badhegi toh logon ki gand jaldi maarunga main.. Dubai waalon ko direct Uppar ki ticket dedunga agli baar supari lene se Pehle 100 baar sochenge maadarchod.. Unhe bhi toh pata chale AP kon hai...

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Superb fantastic mind blowing update AP bhai