Thriller Waah! Life Ho Toh Aisi - The Merchant Of Death ( COMPLETED )

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WLHTA - The Serpent Of Underworld

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Update-60(Dubai Fever Is Over)

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Main still Sunny se phone par Baat kar raha tha usko bataaya tha maine ki kaise uske partner Uday ne Dubai Mein Meri supari di thi..

Main-apni shakal kab dikha raha hai fir..

Sunny- Face to face bhi aaunga AP but time mera hoga abhi Tumhaara hai Pehle Bhi Tumhaara tha lekin jab time mera hoga that exact day you'll be dead AP..

Main-You can't kill me Infact no one can kill me I have an eternity to live with no time to die during that.. I am inhuman.. But still good luck because you'll need it..

Call disconnected..

Maine call cut ki he thi ki class over hogayi or sablog aagaye bahaar Sam or Ravi sabse Pehle aae..

Sam-Bhenchod system he naa samjh Mein aaya kya bola kya nahi madam ne..

Ravi-Haanbe cigarette peela dey dimag kaa bhosdaa hogaya hai..

Main-Aao toh fir..

Humlog canteen Mein aae or seedha guffa Mein gaye Rohit already wahaan baitha tha abhi cigarette jalaai he thi ussne..

Rohit-Kya scene hai Baaki dubai waalon kaa??

Main-Agar Uday ne karwaya hai toh Sunny khud fix karega Situation aisa bola ussne..

Rohit-Kya pata double game khel raha ho Sala..

Main-Naa ye banda clean hai chutiyaapa nahi karega.. Bhosdk itana toh padh leta hun main Saamne waale ko..

Hum cigarette peeke bahaar aae toh wahaan Abhi gang baithi thi Anaa bhi wahin thi woh still worried thi mere liye kyunki media waalon ne Baat kaa bhaang bhosda banaa diya tha jisase obviously chinta hogi Usko.. Ab isko bhi ahista-2 aadat hojaaegi aise rehney ki..

Ab Laxman humari coffee bhi le aaya..

Ashish - Kya be AP news waale sach bol rahe kya..?

Main-Mujhe Kya pata be..

Ashish-Tere baare Mein bol rahe hain woh puch raha main.. Dubai k killers and all..

Main-Fake haibe..

Ashish-Jaa be juthe..

Main-Jhopdike pata hai toh puch kyun raha hai..

Ashish-Main confirmation leraha tha.. Nice India waalon se dil naa bharra tha kya be jo ab bahaar se log aane lage..

Main-India Mein Koi raha nahi jisme dum ho..

Ashish-Lol..

Arushi-It's not funny Ashish..

Anaa-Yeah his life is on the line you need to be more careful about it AP..

Main-I am always careful..

Rohit - Exactly..

Aage koi kuch bolta usase Pehle baja mera phone jo Sunny kaa number tha maine guffa Mein aake phone uthaaya..

Main-Yeah pata chal gaye tere Uday k kaarnaamey??

Sunny-Listen AP uday ko Iss game k rules nahi pata woh Humaare wars se durr he rehta hai ladna marrna uske buss ki Baat nahi hai first time ye sab kar raha tha woh isliye mujhe khuss karne k liye ussne ye Hit lagaai thi Tumhaare Uppar..

Main-Interesting.. First time mere Saamne leke aae tum usse.


Sunny - Yeah woh uski kismat listen main abhi woh hit toh nahi hata shakta kyunki ek baar hit confirm ho gayi toh cancel nahi ho shakti lekin main tumhe ye bhi nahi bata raha ki 1 ghante Baad Woh log courthouse k Saamne waale hotel ki lobby Mein guns ki deal karne waale hain..

Main-What??

Sunny-Yeah Uday ne he ek contact bheja hai guns k liye woh location hai.. Woh sab aayenge wahaan.

Main-Bhosdk koi game toh nahi khel raha haina..

Sunny-Game Mein time hai abhi AP ye humari galti thi hum usse fix kar rahe hain that's it.. I play only fair games AP I don't mess with this stuff..belive me..

Main-Oh Great inko niptaadunga main and tell Uday i am coming for him next.. Then You. Then Namit..

Sunny-We are waiting AP..

Call disconnected..

Maine turant Vinny ko call kiya or bahaar aaya...

Main-Vinny Gaadi nikaal.. Utho be Sam Ravi Rohit lets go nikalna hai jaldi.. Coffee chhod naa jhantu..

Ashish - Kahaan be??

Main-Yahin kahin..

Sam Ravi or Rohit uthey or humlog bhaage Saamne Vinny ne Gaadi nikaal rakhi thi.. Humlog baithtey Gaadi Mein..

Main-Court pohanch thoda durr he roukna..

Ravi-(Haanftey Hue) hua kya be...

Main-Dubai waale mill gaye sun tu Anjali ko call kar bol team ko leke fully ready hoke court k Saamne pohanchey ASAP main jaanwar ko call karta hun..

Ravi-Ok..

Maine jaanwar ko call kiya..

Abeer-Haanji sir..

Main-Sun Dubai waale mill gaye hain jaldi se ready hoke court k Saamne pohanch Mangal and Ami ko leke Aa..

Abeer-Fuck bc hum dono out of city hain 30 minutes lagengi caahe kitani he tejj chalaaun Gaadi or Ami bhai ki security Mein Hai.. Wait karle tabtak..

Main-Time naa hai tumlog seedhe aajaana humlog dekhte hain tabtak..

Abeer-Dhyaan se be.. Dont take unnecessary risks..

Main-Haan don't worry jaldi pohancho..

Call disconnected..

Ravi-Anjali and team aarahi hai..

Humlog court k aas pass pohanchey thoda durr he they humlog thodi derr baad Anjali and team bhi wahaan aagaye Anjali Jiya Rajat Deepak or Ajay he aae they Baaki out of city they currently..

Anjali-Kya scene hai boss??

Main-Court k saamne jo hotel haina woh red paint waala uski lobby Mein gun deal karne waale hain woh log.. Bahaar gaadiyaan aai hain abhi toh wohlog aachuke hain Jaana Hai andar surrender kare Toh theek warna thokdena.. Dhyaan rahe public kaafi hai andar..

Anjali-Ok boss.. Gaadi Mein bulletproof vests hain pehenlo..

Main-Main or Vinny pehnlenge tumlog Gaadi Mein he rehna..

Rohit-OK boss..

Hum dono ne vests pehni.. Gaadiyaan thodi or aage Park ki and then uttare humlog or aae uss hotel ki side mere pass deagle thi apni sabki guns hathon Mein thi pistols he they rifles ki jarurat nahi thi public place thi isliye.. Humlog hotel k saamne aae..

Main-On 3, 2, 1..go go go go..

Ye boltey he main bhaga andar or mere piche piche Baaki sab enter hue..

Main-(Chilaatey hue) Police freeze.. Hath Uppar..

Anjali-Everybody hands in the air..

Ajay-Hath Uppar... Hath Uppar..

Wahaan lobby Mein kaafi log they ladies bache bhi they then kuch staff tha lekin or kuch nahi... Sabki gand fatt gayi or sabke hath Uppar they..

Main-What the fuck.. Sala game khel gaya kya??

Main aage kuch bolta usase Pehle piche se Sam bhaagte hue andar aaya.


Sam-Oye bhosdk ye hotel nahi hai side waala hotel hai, jaise he tumlog andar enter hue toh side waale hotel se 7 bandey nikal ke bhaage hain.. Paidal he they saamne gaye hain..

Main-Oh fuck..

Ye suntey he humlog bhaage bahaar then seedha road ki taraf toh Yahaan bheed bahot kam thi traffic Iss side aata nahi itana toh Humein saamne he kuch bandey bhaagte hue dikh gaye.. Humlog bhi piche bhaage achi Baat ye thi ki unke pass bag wagaairaah kuch nahi tha matlab guns still nahi thi unke pass.. Gap kaafi tha or woh log bhaag bhi kaafi rahe they.. Tab piche se Ravi aaya humaari Gaadi liye Ussne break maari seedhe gate khole jisase andar ghussa gaya woh andar ghuss gaya or main Anjali or Jiya toh bahaar he latak gaye..

Main-Bhaga bhaga..

Ab achi Baat ye thi ki Yahaan galiyaan nahi thi toh wohlog road se he bhaag rahe they or galiyaan abhi kaafi durr thi.. Gaadi Mein baithtey he hum kuch he seconds Mein aagaye unke piche...

Main-(Chilaake) Bhosdk rukk Jaao warna thokdunga.. Stop right there..

Ye bolke maine goli chalaai or Pehli goli chaltey he unmein se 4 bandey turant rukk gaye hath Uppar karke just Gaadi k Saamne isliye unko bachaane k liye Ravi ne maari bhayanak break bhenchod main Gaadi k bahaar tha or ek hath se he pakkada tha toh main break lagtey he Saamne sadak par girra or bhenchod road par ghiss gaya pura or mere just piche Anjali paddi aake uski laat lagi mere pait Mein..

Main--Holy fuck..

Anjali-Shit... Sorry sorry..

Main-Ravi bhosdk..

Main khadda hua hath dono chill gaye they shoulder or knee bhi lagi thi niche bhenchod road k Uppar surfing karwaa di.. Lekin main rukka nahi 3 bandey still Bhaag rahe they isliye seedha bhaga main or thoda bhaagne k Baad he main samjh gaya ki knee Mein kaafi lagi hai or jyaada Bhaag nahi shakta main.. Isliye maine rukk k deagle aim ki or Pehli bullet chalaai jo seedha Pehle ki pith Mein lagi or woh munh k ball sadak par girra or uski laash girrtey he 1 toh turant he rukk gaya lekin 1 still bhaagta raha maine ek bullet or chalaai jo miss hui bhenchod jo ikka dukka log they woh aise ek side hogaye they maano goli unhe he maari ho.. Ab mere pass Anjali bhi aagayi thi..

Anjali-Thokna hai??

Main-Bhaagne kaa mood hai uske piche??

Anjali-No..

Main-Then thokdey..

Ye sun Anjali ne bhi apni pistol nikaali woh banda smart tha zig zag mein Bhaag raha tha jisase aim karna mushkil tha lekin ab hum dono ek sath chalaa rahe they toh kabtak bach paata Anjali ki ek bullet lagi uski taang Mein Woh ladkhadaaya lekin girra nahi but slow hogaya tab meri bullet lagi uski pith Mein or deagle faad deti hai goli lagtey he girra woh sadak k Uppar..2 Marr chuke they 5 ne surrender kar diya tha yahi they total 7 bache they.. Surrender waale Arrest hochuke they ab main aaya unke pass..

Main-Kyun be bakchodo halwa hai kya.. Pehli galati tumlog ne meri supari lee dusari galati kam bandey aae teesri galati bhenchod kya sochke weapons naa leke aae bc soch kya rahe they tumlog...


Aadmi-Dubai se panga liya hai ladke tune aise he nahi bach jaaega tu.. Dekhlenge tujhe..

Main-Lund dekhoge mera bhosdk tum toh Saari jindagi jail k siwa kuch nahi dekhoge bhenchod bol bhi woh raha hai jo hathkadiyon Mein Hai bolo..

Aadmi-Kaayar ki tarah arrest kiya hai tune nihathey they hum..

Main--Toh maine bola tha aise he gilli danda khelne aajao Yahaan bhosdk, leke aatey..

Aadmi-Hum nahi toh koi or aaega..

Main-Oh beta belive me koi bhi nahi aaega koi bhi nahi Tumhaari tarah koi chutiya nahi hai. AP ko hath lagaane se pehle gand fatt jaati hai logon ki.. Or tumlog Jail Mein he rehna bhosdko vakeel wagaairaah matt karna kyunki by chance agar tumlog kuch saal Baad bahaar Aa Bhi gaye toh bahaar welcome k liye main he millunga wahin thokdunga..


Ye bolke main aaya Ravi k sath Gaadi Mein Ab mera koi kaam nahi tha wahaan..
And Done and dusted... I won yet again. Bade aae AP Ko maarne waale bhenchod halwa hai kya..

Ab plus side Mein main jeet gaya tha or negative side Mein Mere ghutne ki gand Marr gayi thi.. Bhenchod bhayankar Dard horaha tha or kal tak toh ye lagaalo ye sujj k double hojaaega.. Gaadi Mein aake Humne Sam or Rohit ko pick kiya.. Or maine kiya Abeer ko call..

Abeer-Bus 2 minute bhai aagaya bus..

Main-Rehndey hogaya..

Abeer-Kya hua??

Main-Done bitch..

Abeer-What the fuck itani jaldi bhenchod..

Main-Hell yeah.. Guns he naa thi aadhon ne surrender he kardiya.. Baaki ko thokdiya..

Abeer-Oh hell yeah fuck yeah.. Gajab..

Main-Haweli he aajao..

Abeer-OK boss great fucking job..

Call disconnected..

So ye toh hua khatam ab aatey hain Uday k Uppar uski girlfriend kaa atta pata toh lag gaya tha ab uska ilaaj karna tha kardenge dikkat kya hai.. Sabka ilaaj kardenge.. Bhenchod kaam he ye hai mera..

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Update-61(New Bakchodi)


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Humlog haweli pohanchey Gaadi se uttarke andar aae bhenchod time k sath sath Dard increase horaha tha pair mein ab langdaake chal raha tha main humlog andar aae toh hall Mein Woh budhau Rakesh Babhi Bhai Ami or Meenu baithtey they..

Rakesh-Abeer or Mangal ko akele nahi Jaana tha Dubai waale kya pata kab kya kardein..

Main-Dubai waale ab kabhi kuch nahi karenge..

Ye sun sabne Humein dekha..

Main-So bhai Dubai is over..

Babhi-Really??

Rakesh-Kya?? Aise kaise??

Main-Aise he kartey hain hum toh.. 5 jail gaye Baaki Uppar.. All done and dusted.. Ab cacha Shri jaldi se apna samaan pack kijiye or lunch se Pehle gayab holena..

Deva-Hua kya woh toh bata??

Maine unhe puri Kahaani sunaai..

Deva - Well this is amazing great job yet again guys..

Babhi ne Humein Galle lagaya..

Babhi-Shabbas.. Firse prove kardiya tumlog ne ki together we are strong.. Good job guys..

Main-Guys nahi Ye Ravi ko side nikaalo Iss chu.... Iss paglait ne meri or Anjali ki taang tod di almost..

Ravi-Toh be unko thodi kuchal deta ab..

Main-Kyun be woh Konsa case kardetey tere Uppar ye dekho ghutna mera babhi..

Ye bolke maine apni pant Uppar khinchi toh bhenchod maine bhi abhi dekha ghutna mera toh kaafi chott lagi thi, and ghutne par se pant puri khoon se bharri thi..

Main-What the fuck ye toh kaafi lagi haibe..

Ravi-Yep.. Sorry again mujhe laga thodi bahot lagi hogi..

Babhi-Thodi??? Ye thodi hai.. Oh god baith tu khadda kya hai..

Main--Cacha chalo samaan pack karlo Ravi drop kar aaega jaldi karo... Utho utho..

Ravi-Aao chicha Gaadi nikaal raha hun main tabtak..

Sam-Aao aao samaan pack karne mein madad karunga main.. Lets go..

Sam usko uthaake leke gaya or main baitha wahaan sofa k Uppar Babhi First aid kit leke aai..

Main-Ami ko do ye kardegi part time doctor hai ye..

Babhi-Oh Haan yele Ami..

Ami ne Pehle cotton se blood saaf kiya then side Mein dawaai se maalish ki and then wound k Uppar dawaai lagaake patti ki then Uppar se garam patti ki kyunki chott 2 type ki thi ek toh wound tha blood kaa then Uppar se gumm chott lagi thi jo subah bhayaanak Dard karne waali thi..


Kaafi derr takk main wahin tha bhai Abeer and Mangal ko details deraha tha ki kaise hua kissne help ki kaise ki and ab aage kaa kya plan hai karke.. Then sabne lunch kiya or lunch k baad woh cacha gaya wahaan se bhenchod jaate jaate bada saa check legaya lekin gaya woh ye badi Baat thi.. Thank god.. Ravi or Rohit usse drop karne gaye they city Mein Jahaan uska ghar hai lekin Yahaan rehta nahi hai woh wahaan se Gaadi leke nikal jaaega Jahaan bhi rehta hai woh.. Abeer or Mangal bhi chale gaye waapis office ab wahaan main babhi Bhai Meenu or Ami he they.. Ki mere pass aaya Rohit kaa call..

Main-Haan..

Rohit-Abe panga hogaya lotus cinema k Saamne Ravi ne Gaadi thokdi or kuch londey hain Maan naa rahe local hain desi log .. Or Ulta Ravi bhi naa Maan raha..

Main-Bc kuch bhi karna Maar Pitt nahi karna ab or kissi bakwas baaji Mein time waste nahi karna hai sorry worry bolo main bhej raha hun Yahaan se tabtak.. 5 minute..

Rohit-Ok.. Jaldi lawde..

Call disconnected..

Main-(Chilaake) Oye Sam.. Sam.. Bahaar aabe jaldi..

Deva-Kya hua..? Kaisi Maar Pitt..

Main-Ye Ravi kaa maalum he hai aapko koi chota Mota accident hogaya hoga wahaan Ladd raha hai ab..

Babhi-Bada issue toh naa haina koi??

Sam-Kya haibe sone dey naa..

Main-Ravi kaa lafda ho gya Lotus cinema k saamne Ami tu sath Jaa or bahaar se Vinny ko lejaa turant nikal or Dhyaan rahe Maar Pitt nahi karni sorry bol paise dey kuch bhi kar Jaake..

Sam-Nice dude.. Ami Aa toh..

Ami-Hell yeah lets go..

Main-A hell yeah no fighting remember no fighting..

Ami-Sure..

Sam or Ami nikale turant.. Ye bhenchod Ravi ki khopdi firr gayi toh ek or kand karwaadega ye fir media ki bakchodi, police case yaa court case yaa fir Saamne waale koi local gundey he nikal aae toh bhenchod unse nipatney Mein he time ki gand Marr jaaegi..

Babhi-Bol naa issue bada toh nahi haina??

Main-Nahi bada hota toh Rohit seedha bulaa he leta wahaan..

Babhi-Ek teri garam khopdi then ek Ravi ki garam khopdi tumlog shant rehna kab seekhoge pata nahi..

Main-Main toh shant he hun yaar maine khud shant rehney k liye bola abhi unko..

Babhi-Nahi waise toh tu shant he rehta hai jab tu shant rehta hai toh terese shant koi nahi or jab gussa hota hai toh tere jaisa koi nahi tu unique he hai..

Main-Aaila aisa kya??

Deva-Khuss kya horaha hai Alien bol rahi hai tujhe..

Main-Dafukk

Meenu-Lol..

Ab aaya Sam ka call..

Main-Haan hua kuch??

Sam-Ho toh gaye shant Saamne waale bhenchod desi they pure add gaye they Ravi ki gand todne par woh toh bheed jyaada thi toh bich bachaav hogaya warna gand tutt jaati Ravi or Rohit ki.. Saamne waale yahin ghum rahe hain main leke aata hun inhe ab..

Main - Ravi kidhar hai??

Sam-Laal horaha hai idhar bolraha hai gand tode bina na jaunga..

Main-Usko bol babhi aarahi hai..

Sam-Ok leke aata hun main don't worry..

Call disconnected..

Main-Chalo sab theek hai.. But Ravi laal hai toh main Jaata hun room Mein usko bolna ye Shant karne waala idea babhi kaa tha mera Naam nahi lena..

Babhi-OK tu ja main dekhlungi..

Main uthke chala toh seedhiyo par gand fatt gayi bc lekin jaise taise langdaatey hue seedhiyon se room Mein aaya main or Jo painkillers they mere pass woh leke so gaya bc seedha dinner k time he utha.. Toh bhenchod Dard or badh gaya tha.. Hath munh dhoye or dinner bhi Uppar he mangwaaliya maine kyunki abhi Ravi gusse Mein he rahega woh chappar-2 karega isase acha yahin khaa lun.. Dinner k Baad maine Chang ko updates di usse scene samjhaaya.. Then maine dekhi movies abhi utha tha toh late takk soya bc Or Subah utha college k time aaj college jaane kaa mood nahi tha but socha chal padtey hain kyunki abhi kuch karne ko hai nahi atleast college Jaake Woh uday ki girlfriend k liye koi plan he karlenge.. Isliye main ready hua and again niche uttara toh bc gand fatt gayi Dard tha kaafi abhi bhi.. Sam or Ravi breakfast kar rahe they wohlog ready they main bhi aaya wahaan Meenu ne naasta serve kiya Ravi ka munh abhi bhi sadela tha.. Meenu waapis kitchen Mein gayi..

Main-Kya hua be??

Sam-Wahi same topic..

Main-Chutiya logon par itana Dhyaan nahi dene kaa be gandu..

Ravi-Ye shanti waala idea tera tha naa?? Mujhe pata hai tera tha juth naa bolna kyunki kal se chupp raha hai tu mujhse iska matlab idea tera tha..

Main-Dekh be abhi aise gandu logon k liye time nahi hai apne pass beshak hum unki gand fod shaktey they not a big deal maan le wohlog gunde mawali nahi they lekin baadmein wohlog police k pass jaate then court jaatey media kahaaniyaan banata time waste hota or Sunny ko time mill Jaata issliye bola maine..

Ravi-Bhosdk pata hai kya kya bola unhone mujhe itani kissi k Baap ki naa suni maine.. Ek toh rakh diya tha maine jabdey par lekin maadarchod fir Rohit ne roukliya uske Baad bheed involve hogayi saalon ne mujhe dhakka maara.. Maadarchod ki gand todni hai mujhe.. I don't give a fuck media kya bolta hai waise bhi Humein kabse farak padne laga media kya bolta hai..

Sam-Abe jhantu sun Humaare pass isase bahot badi problem hai jo hai Sanjay Das or hum baar baar usase hatt rahe hain koi naa koi dusare chotey se issue ki wajah se or abhi humlog firse wahi kar rahe hain toh AP ne theek kiya.. Ab bhool Jaa sun pakka Surendra ko niptaake Unki gand fodenge..

Main-Wahi toh bc..

Ravi-Mereko maalum haibe issue bada hai lekin tereko maalum hai meri ego bahot kharaab hai apneko badla caahiye I don't give a fuck..

Main-OK ok chill lelenge badla don't worry.. Thoda shant hojaa chal college chaltey hain..

Ravi-Pakka lega??

Main-Haan.. Aaja..

Maine Haan bola kyunki lawda Ravi Kahaan dhundega ab unhe issliye woh apni jagah khuss or hum Yahaan khuss.. Humne breakfast kiya humari baaton se Ravi kaa mood thoda bahot theek hua Sam Gaadi le aaya or humlog nikale college k liye.. College pohanchey tabtak Ravi munhchodi karta raha ki kya kya karna hai kaise gand Maarni hai unki blah blah.. College pohanchey Gaadi Park ki or aae canteen ki side..

Ravi-Or Haan bhenchod galati bhi unki thi maadarchod bina signal diye right lane Mein ghuss rahe they, bhenchod jhant jaisi bolero leke..

Main - OK ok..

Ravi-Tu Maan nahi raha beshak Rohit se puchlena andar he hoga woh..

Main - Abe Maan gaya..

Ravi-Naa bhosdk sarcastic lerahe ho tum aajao puchwaadunga..

Sam-Chilaa matt be Ladkiyaan hai idhar..

Ravi-Maa chudaae apni..

Ab humlog aae canteen Mein Toh Rohit Akela he baitha tha ek table par shayad humara he wait kar raha tha.. Abhi gang bhi wahin thi.. Anaa ki najar entry maartey he milli mujhse..

Ravi-Khadda kya hai Aa naa gandu..

Ravi mere eye contact ki gand maartey hue chilaaya... Ye maine Pehle Bhi bataaya hai ki Ravi gussa hota hai toh kuch bhi bakdeta hai caahe Saamne koi ho..

Humlog Rohit k pass baithtey..

Ravi-Oye Rohit bataa toh kya hua tha bc.. Galati kiski thi..

Main-Abe tune bataaya woh maan liya maine..

Ravi-Naa bhosdk abtoh ye he bataaega..

Rohit-Aaram se lawde Chilaa kyun raha hai.. Galati toh unki thi boss..

Ravi-Le sun ab chal bhosdk unki gand maarke aatey hain..

Main-Abe chill chill Pagla gaya hai kya aise he kaise maardein dhundaney dey unhe mouka aane dey..

Ashish-Abe kisko fod rahe ho Gurudev..

Ravi-Chup be gandu.. Or tu sun Yahaan baithtey baithtey kaise dhund lenge unhe.. Khadda ho..

Main-Abe mera pair Dard kar raha hai isse toh theek hone dey.. Main dekhlunga tu chill maar..

Ravi-48 ghantey hain tere pass kuch bhi kar unki gand fod dey uske Baad main nahi sunuga teri firr..

Main-OK ok..

48 ghanton Mein 48 baar bhullega ye unhe toh iski haan Mein Haan milana better hai..

Maine sam ko ishaara kiya ki Ravi ko guffa Mein leke Jaa..

Sam-Aao be guffa Mein..

Ravi-Haan bc Kalse naa pee hai..

Main-Main or Rohit aatey hain coffee peeke..

Sam Ravi andar chale gaye..

Main - aaja bahaar aaja Yahaan sunlega ye..

Ye bolke main or Rohit aae canteen k gate par.. Ab piche piche panchayati banke Ashish Lucky or Abhi bhi aae..

Main-Kya karwaadiya be gandu aisa..

Rohit-Kuch nahi be Gaadi thukk gayi aatey time ye bhi add gaya Saamne waale 7 they woh bhi add gaye issne ek ko maara dusare ne isse dhakka maara munhchodi hui ussne kahaa bandey bulaaega or 10 minute Baad unke or 10 aagaye desi log they gaon waale sabko le aae bc then bheed ikatha hogayi toh munhchodi he chali then Tune Vinny wagaairaah ko bhej he diya tha..

Main-Kon they Kahaan k they koi idea??

Rohit-No idea city k nahi they guaranteed...villagers they..

Main-Koi naa bc thode time Mein bhool jaaega ye..

Ab aise jhund ko dekh Anaa Arushi Sana wagaairaah Ladkiyaan bhi aagayi..unhe toh mouka caahiye hota hai gossip kaa..

Arushi-Kya hua Ravi kaise laal hai aaj...

Main-Kuch Khaas nahi..

Ashish-Kal Gaadi thukk gayi toh kissi k sath Ladd padda akela tha karke issliye gussa hai..

Main-Waah bhenchod Doordarshan..

Rohit-Leave it bc itana Yaad naa rakhega ye bhool jaaega bc or Saamne waale toh bhool he gaye honge toh we are fineeeereeee... Arrey bhenchod ye toh wahi log hain..

Rohit ne ishaara kiya toh Saamne se 10-15 hattey kattey londey humari taraf he aarahe they desi they kyunki Pehla toh kapdey desi they then bhenchod dandey bhi desi he they unke ye jaanwar type k dandey they bhenchod .. Oh Fuck no bc.. Fuck no..

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