Thriller Waah! Life Ho Toh Aisi - The Merchant Of Death ( COMPLETED )

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WLHTA - The Serpent Of Underworld

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[Janu002]

Nice update

 

[RAJIV SHAW]

Super update hai bhai

 

[Vk248517]

Supper update bro

 

[Elite thooko]

Nice update bhidu

 

[Vipul]

Update-61(New Bakchodi)


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Humlog haweli pohanchey Gaadi se uttarke andar aae bhenchod time k sath sath Dard increase horaha tha pair mein ab langdaake chal raha tha main humlog andar aae toh hall Mein Woh budhau Rakesh Babhi Bhai Ami or Meenu baithtey they..

Rakesh-Abeer or Mangal ko akele nahi Jaana tha Dubai waale kya pata kab kya kardein..

Main-Dubai waale ab kabhi kuch nahi karenge..

Ye sun sabne Humein dekha..

Main-So bhai Dubai is over..

Babhi-Really??

Rakesh-Kya?? Aise kaise??

Main-Aise he kartey hain hum toh.. 5 jail gaye Baaki Uppar.. All done and dusted.. Ab cacha Shri jaldi se apna samaan pack kijiye or lunch se Pehle gayab holena..

Deva-Hua kya woh toh bata??

Maine unhe puri Kahaani sunaai..

Deva - Well this is amazing great job yet again guys..

Babhi ne Humein Galle lagaya..

Babhi-Shabbas.. Firse prove kardiya tumlog ne ki together we are strong.. Good job guys..

Main-Guys nahi Ye Ravi ko side nikaalo Iss chu.... Iss paglait ne meri or Anjali ki taang tod di almost..

Ravi-Toh be unko thodi kuchal deta ab..

Main-Kyun be woh Konsa case kardetey tere Uppar ye dekho ghutna mera babhi..

Ye bolke maine apni pant Uppar khinchi toh bhenchod maine bhi abhi dekha ghutna mera toh kaafi chott lagi thi, and ghutne par se pant puri khoon se bharri thi..

Main-What the fuck ye toh kaafi lagi haibe..

Ravi-Yep.. Sorry again mujhe laga thodi bahot lagi hogi..

Babhi-Thodi??? Ye thodi hai.. Oh god baith tu khadda kya hai..

Main--Cacha chalo samaan pack karlo Ravi drop kar aaega jaldi karo... Utho utho..

Ravi-Aao chicha Gaadi nikaal raha hun main tabtak..

Sam-Aao aao samaan pack karne mein madad karunga main.. Lets go..

Sam usko uthaake leke gaya or main baitha wahaan sofa k Uppar Babhi First aid kit leke aai..

Main-Ami ko do ye kardegi part time doctor hai ye..

Babhi-Oh Haan yele Ami..

Ami ne Pehle cotton se blood saaf kiya then side Mein dawaai se maalish ki and then wound k Uppar dawaai lagaake patti ki then Uppar se garam patti ki kyunki chott 2 type ki thi ek toh wound tha blood kaa then Uppar se gumm chott lagi thi jo subah bhayaanak Dard karne waali thi..


Kaafi derr takk main wahin tha bhai Abeer and Mangal ko details deraha tha ki kaise hua kissne help ki kaise ki and ab aage kaa kya plan hai karke.. Then sabne lunch kiya or lunch k baad woh cacha gaya wahaan se bhenchod jaate jaate bada saa check legaya lekin gaya woh ye badi Baat thi.. Thank god.. Ravi or Rohit usse drop karne gaye they city Mein Jahaan uska ghar hai lekin Yahaan rehta nahi hai woh wahaan se Gaadi leke nikal jaaega Jahaan bhi rehta hai woh.. Abeer or Mangal bhi chale gaye waapis office ab wahaan main babhi Bhai Meenu or Ami he they.. Ki mere pass aaya Rohit kaa call..

Main-Haan..

Rohit-Abe panga hogaya lotus cinema k Saamne Ravi ne Gaadi thokdi or kuch londey hain Maan naa rahe local hain desi log .. Or Ulta Ravi bhi naa Maan raha..

Main-Bc kuch bhi karna Maar Pitt nahi karna ab or kissi bakwas baaji Mein time waste nahi karna hai sorry worry bolo main bhej raha hun Yahaan se tabtak.. 5 minute..

Rohit-Ok.. Jaldi lawde..

Call disconnected..

Main-(Chilaake) Oye Sam.. Sam.. Bahaar aabe jaldi..

Deva-Kya hua..? Kaisi Maar Pitt..

Main-Ye Ravi kaa maalum he hai aapko koi chota Mota accident hogaya hoga wahaan Ladd raha hai ab..

Babhi-Bada issue toh naa haina koi??

Sam-Kya haibe sone dey naa..

Main-Ravi kaa lafda ho gya Lotus cinema k saamne Ami tu sath Jaa or bahaar se Vinny ko lejaa turant nikal or Dhyaan rahe Maar Pitt nahi karni sorry bol paise dey kuch bhi kar Jaake..

Sam-Nice dude.. Ami Aa toh..

Ami-Hell yeah lets go..

Main-A hell yeah no fighting remember no fighting..

Ami-Sure..

Sam or Ami nikale turant.. Ye bhenchod Ravi ki khopdi firr gayi toh ek or kand karwaadega ye fir media ki bakchodi, police case yaa court case yaa fir Saamne waale koi local gundey he nikal aae toh bhenchod unse nipatney Mein he time ki gand Marr jaaegi..

Babhi-Bol naa issue bada toh nahi haina??

Main-Nahi bada hota toh Rohit seedha bulaa he leta wahaan..

Babhi-Ek teri garam khopdi then ek Ravi ki garam khopdi tumlog shant rehna kab seekhoge pata nahi..

Main-Main toh shant he hun yaar maine khud shant rehney k liye bola abhi unko..

Babhi-Nahi waise toh tu shant he rehta hai jab tu shant rehta hai toh terese shant koi nahi or jab gussa hota hai toh tere jaisa koi nahi tu unique he hai..

Main-Aaila aisa kya??

Deva-Khuss kya horaha hai Alien bol rahi hai tujhe..

Main-Dafukk

Meenu-Lol..

Ab aaya Sam ka call..

Main-Haan hua kuch??

Sam-Ho toh gaye shant Saamne waale bhenchod desi they pure add gaye they Ravi ki gand todne par woh toh bheed jyaada thi toh bich bachaav hogaya warna gand tutt jaati Ravi or Rohit ki.. Saamne waale yahin ghum rahe hain main leke aata hun inhe ab..

Main - Ravi kidhar hai??

Sam-Laal horaha hai idhar bolraha hai gand tode bina na jaunga..

Main-Usko bol babhi aarahi hai..

Sam-Ok leke aata hun main don't worry..

Call disconnected..

Main-Chalo sab theek hai.. But Ravi laal hai toh main Jaata hun room Mein usko bolna ye Shant karne waala idea babhi kaa tha mera Naam nahi lena..

Babhi-OK tu ja main dekhlungi..

Main uthke chala toh seedhiyo par gand fatt gayi bc lekin jaise taise langdaatey hue seedhiyon se room Mein aaya main or Jo painkillers they mere pass woh leke so gaya bc seedha dinner k time he utha.. Toh bhenchod Dard or badh gaya tha.. Hath munh dhoye or dinner bhi Uppar he mangwaaliya maine kyunki abhi Ravi gusse Mein he rahega woh chappar-2 karega isase acha yahin khaa lun.. Dinner k Baad maine Chang ko updates di usse scene samjhaaya.. Then maine dekhi movies abhi utha tha toh late takk soya bc Or Subah utha college k time aaj college jaane kaa mood nahi tha but socha chal padtey hain kyunki abhi kuch karne ko hai nahi atleast college Jaake Woh uday ki girlfriend k liye koi plan he karlenge.. Isliye main ready hua and again niche uttara toh bc gand fatt gayi Dard tha kaafi abhi bhi.. Sam or Ravi breakfast kar rahe they wohlog ready they main bhi aaya wahaan Meenu ne naasta serve kiya Ravi ka munh abhi bhi sadela tha.. Meenu waapis kitchen Mein gayi..

Main-Kya hua be??

Sam-Wahi same topic..

Main-Chutiya logon par itana Dhyaan nahi dene kaa be gandu..

Ravi-Ye shanti waala idea tera tha naa?? Mujhe pata hai tera tha juth naa bolna kyunki kal se chupp raha hai tu mujhse iska matlab idea tera tha..

Main-Dekh be abhi aise gandu logon k liye time nahi hai apne pass beshak hum unki gand fod shaktey they not a big deal maan le wohlog gunde mawali nahi they lekin baadmein wohlog police k pass jaate then court jaatey media kahaaniyaan banata time waste hota or Sunny ko time mill Jaata issliye bola maine..

Ravi-Bhosdk pata hai kya kya bola unhone mujhe itani kissi k Baap ki naa suni maine.. Ek toh rakh diya tha maine jabdey par lekin maadarchod fir Rohit ne roukliya uske Baad bheed involve hogayi saalon ne mujhe dhakka maara.. Maadarchod ki gand todni hai mujhe.. I don't give a fuck media kya bolta hai waise bhi Humein kabse farak padne laga media kya bolta hai..

Sam-Abe jhantu sun Humaare pass isase bahot badi problem hai jo hai Sanjay Das or hum baar baar usase hatt rahe hain koi naa koi dusare chotey se issue ki wajah se or abhi humlog firse wahi kar rahe hain toh AP ne theek kiya.. Ab bhool Jaa sun pakka Surendra ko niptaake Unki gand fodenge..

Main-Wahi toh bc..

Ravi-Mereko maalum haibe issue bada hai lekin tereko maalum hai meri ego bahot kharaab hai apneko badla caahiye I don't give a fuck..

Main-OK ok chill lelenge badla don't worry.. Thoda shant hojaa chal college chaltey hain..

Ravi-Pakka lega??

Main-Haan.. Aaja..

Maine Haan bola kyunki lawda Ravi Kahaan dhundega ab unhe issliye woh apni jagah khuss or hum Yahaan khuss.. Humne breakfast kiya humari baaton se Ravi kaa mood thoda bahot theek hua Sam Gaadi le aaya or humlog nikale college k liye.. College pohanchey tabtak Ravi munhchodi karta raha ki kya kya karna hai kaise gand Maarni hai unki blah blah.. College pohanchey Gaadi Park ki or aae canteen ki side..

Ravi-Or Haan bhenchod galati bhi unki thi maadarchod bina signal diye right lane Mein ghuss rahe they, bhenchod jhant jaisi bolero leke..

Main - OK ok..

Ravi-Tu Maan nahi raha beshak Rohit se puchlena andar he hoga woh..

Main - Abe Maan gaya..

Ravi-Naa bhosdk sarcastic lerahe ho tum aajao puchwaadunga..

Sam-Chilaa matt be Ladkiyaan hai idhar..

Ravi-Maa chudaae apni..

Ab humlog aae canteen Mein Toh Rohit Akela he baitha tha ek table par shayad humara he wait kar raha tha.. Abhi gang bhi wahin thi.. Anaa ki najar entry maartey he milli mujhse..

Ravi-Khadda kya hai Aa naa gandu..

Ravi mere eye contact ki gand maartey hue chilaaya... Ye maine Pehle Bhi bataaya hai ki Ravi gussa hota hai toh kuch bhi bakdeta hai caahe Saamne koi ho..

Humlog Rohit k pass baithtey..

Ravi-Oye Rohit bataa toh kya hua tha bc.. Galati kiski thi..

Main-Abe tune bataaya woh maan liya maine..

Ravi-Naa bhosdk abtoh ye he bataaega..

Rohit-Aaram se lawde Chilaa kyun raha hai.. Galati toh unki thi boss..

Ravi-Le sun ab chal bhosdk unki gand maarke aatey hain..

Main-Abe chill chill Pagla gaya hai kya aise he kaise maardein dhundaney dey unhe mouka aane dey..

Ashish-Abe kisko fod rahe ho Gurudev..

Ravi-Chup be gandu.. Or tu sun Yahaan baithtey baithtey kaise dhund lenge unhe.. Khadda ho..

Main-Abe mera pair Dard kar raha hai isse toh theek hone dey.. Main dekhlunga tu chill maar..

Ravi-48 ghantey hain tere pass kuch bhi kar unki gand fod dey uske Baad main nahi sunuga teri firr..

Main-OK ok..

48 ghanton Mein 48 baar bhullega ye unhe toh iski haan Mein Haan milana better hai..

Maine sam ko ishaara kiya ki Ravi ko guffa Mein leke Jaa..

Sam-Aao be guffa Mein..

Ravi-Haan bc Kalse naa pee hai..

Main-Main or Rohit aatey hain coffee peeke..

Sam Ravi andar chale gaye..

Main - aaja bahaar aaja Yahaan sunlega ye..

Ye bolke main or Rohit aae canteen k gate par.. Ab piche piche panchayati banke Ashish Lucky or Abhi bhi aae..

Main-Kya karwaadiya be gandu aisa..

Rohit-Kuch nahi be Gaadi thukk gayi aatey time ye bhi add gaya Saamne waale 7 they woh bhi add gaye issne ek ko maara dusare ne isse dhakka maara munhchodi hui ussne kahaa bandey bulaaega or 10 minute Baad unke or 10 aagaye desi log they gaon waale sabko le aae bc then bheed ikatha hogayi toh munhchodi he chali then Tune Vinny wagaairaah ko bhej he diya tha..

Main-Kon they Kahaan k they koi idea??

Rohit-No idea city k nahi they guaranteed...villagers they..

Main-Koi naa bc thode time Mein bhool jaaega ye..

Ab aise jhund ko dekh Anaa Arushi Sana wagaairaah Ladkiyaan bhi aagayi..unhe toh mouka caahiye hota hai gossip kaa..

Arushi-Kya hua Ravi kaise laal hai aaj...

Main-Kuch Khaas nahi..

Ashish-Kal Gaadi thukk gayi toh kissi k sath Ladd padda akela tha karke issliye gussa hai..

Main-Waah bhenchod Doordarshan..

Rohit-Leave it bc itana Yaad naa rakhega ye bhool jaaega bc or Saamne waale toh bhool he gaye honge toh we are fineeeereeee... Arrey bhenchod ye toh wahi log hain..

Rohit ne ishaara kiya toh Saamne se 10-15 hattey kattey londey humari taraf he aarahe they desi they kyunki Pehla toh kapdey desi they then bhenchod dandey bhi desi he they unke ye jaanwar type k dandey they bhenchod .. Oh Fuck no bc.. Fuck no..

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Wow bhai kahani main ab maza aayega
Nice update bhai...

 

[Vipul]

Update-62( Brutalized)


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Haryana Mein Ek kahaavat hai "Jidd tai donu main samjhota naa ho ley j ferr ek aadh Marr naa Jaa jidd tai haryana ki ladaai khatam naa hoya karti"... Bole toh haryana Mein ladaai tabtak khatam naa hoti jabtak dono party Mein samjhota naa holeta ya fir dono Mein se koi tapak naa jaata.. Or Yahaan kissiko ghanta farak naa padta ki Saamne waala chief Minister hai yaa Prime Minister bus fodna hai toh fodna hai baadmein caahe gand Marr jaae..

Or yahi scene filhaal horaha tha woh log Ravi ko dhundtey hue aarahe they 13-14 bandey they woh or aadhon k pass toh dandey they bhayanak waale.. Or kuch bhi hojaae ladaai maine karni nahi no way...Humaare pass aatey he unmein se ek ne unke boss ko Rohit ki taraf ishaara karke bola "Bhai ek toh yo thaa kaal"..

Ye sun wohlog Humaare Saamne rukke Woh sab 20-28 ki age k londey they issliye itana Josh tha unka boss tha ek jiski beard or muchh he bhenchod itani badi thi ki theek se shakal naa dikhe uski... Haryana kaa naya trend.. Woh aage aaya or Rohit se bola..

Aadmi-Haan Chotey kit hai woh tera Salman khan..

Main-Arrey bhai sahaab kahin nahi ghar he hai woh toh.. Dekhiye main maanta hun galati uski hai or uski taraf se main sorry bolta hun aap sabko.. Ladaai jhagde Mein Kya rakha hai..

Aadmi-Rai tu woh he haina JP?? AP.. K naam hai tera..

Main-Haan wahi ..

Aadmi2-Bhai ye uska bhai hai..

Aadmi-Achyaa rai bula tere bhai nai main banaaunga uska Hero pata hai Humne aaya hai woh college dekha tha Humaare ladke nai..

Main-Eheheh.. Koi naa bhai sahaab dekho chota hai woh befaltu kaa Josh hai usme hogayi galati bhalla ab galati toh kissi se bhi ho shakti hai haina.. Maaf karo usko.. Main samjhaadunga usse..

Aadmi-Naa bhai samjhaaunga toh main he..Mere bhai kaa munh toda hai ussne main uski ek ek haaadi todunga apne hathon se..Iski bebe k dedey josh hai toh Humein dikhaavega.. Rai bahaar aaja chupke kaam nahi chaale..

Woh chilaaya or 100% andar awaaj gayi hogi jisse suntey he Ravi or Sam aae bahaar.. Or Ravi unhe dekhte he fir laal hogaya..

Ravi-A AP yahi hain maadarchod.. Ye jo piche khadda hai Iss bhen k lawde ne dhakka maara tha mujhe..

Aadmi-Chore Gaali naa de Ladkiyaan khaddi hain...jyaada maarunga naa toh..

Main-Chill chill.. Bhai chill.. Chill.. Ladaai ki jarurat he nahi hai.. Main bol toh raha hun sorry..

Ravi-Bc tu kabse sorry bolne laga Abe gand fodd dey inki..

Aadmi-Bhai mere itana bada chaudhary naa bane thappad main mutt devega tu..

Ravi-Teri Maa ki..

Ye bol Ravi jhapta uspar lekin maine pakkada usse..

Main-Abe chill chill chill lawde.. Sun naa baadmein.. A Sam Rohit leke Jaao toh isko..

Sam or Rohit ne usse pakkada.. Ashish or Ajit bhi lage.. Or usko lejaane lage andar..

Ravi-A AP mera bhai hai toh gand fod dey..

Lucky-Bhaiya woh kya haina woh thoda satka hua hai aapko toh pata he hai uchallne ki umar hai bacha samjh k he maaf kardo..

Main-Wahi toh main sorry bol toh raha hun...

Arushi-Hum sab sorry boltey hain bhaiya..

Aadmi-Dekh bhai tu hoga turram khan kahin kaa tere bhai ne mere bhai ko maara toh main usase 10 gunna jyaada maarunga beshak tu baadmein police bhejtey rehna lekin abhi side hoja warna teri bhi sutaai karunga main..

Main-Koi police wolice ki jarurat he nahi hai bhai.. Suno toh meri Baat..

Aadmi-Arrey maalum hai manne tere bade bhai kaa naam chaale hai lekin biraadari main ijjat humari bhi hai.. Maare bina toh main naa jaaun aaj nahi toh ferr maarunga.. Maarunga jarur..

Ab ye thoda saa halka saa I mean slight saa jyaada horaha tha or aisa mujhe kyun laga no idea lekin achanak mera mood hogaya violent kyun hua no idea but ek jhatke se he meri khopdi ghum gayi bc.. Lekin still maine control kiya..

Main-Eheheh bhai dekho marrna maarna k faayda..

Sam bhi bahaar aagaya..

Sam-Bhai sahaab Jaane do naa..

Aadmi2-Bhai kal yo bhi aaya tha baadmein usko lene..

Aadmi-Sun Bhai dekh Woh dono ladke jo kal they unko mere hawale kardey Baaki kuch naa caahiye jyaada bhi naa maarun or sun ab jyaada bolega toh tere hi dharrunga main..

Main-Bhai mere chill rukkja naa yaar..

Anaa-Uncle ji please..

Aadmi-Gudiyan chhora ki ladaai main chori naa bolya kardi thaame hatt Jaao..

Sam-Suno suno..

Ye bolke Sam uske aage aaya lekin Ussne maara Sam ko dhakka or bus mera baandh tutt gaya mujhe aaya bahot gussa kaafi gussa kaafi din Baad aaya tha or ye hogaya tha jyaada like bahot jyaada..

Main-Bus matlab bhenchod gaat (Sareer) tudwaae bina maanana hai he nahi haina?? Ye hawa baaji jaruri he hai?? Haina?? Ye befaltu kaa desi panna jhaadna matlab jaruri hai.. Gaon se toh hum bhi hain or tere Baap k bhi Baap hain Humne toh..

Aadmi 2-Oye bhai k Saamne jubaan naa chala..

Main-Mere bhai tu toh piche he hojaa saale raiptey Mein Marr jaaega tu isko he bolne dey.. Dekh bhai last mouka deta hun chala Jaa turant warna Saari jindagi naa chal paaega..

Sam-AP chill be..

Main-Abe holiya chill bhenchod itani sorry aajtak naa boli maine..

Aadmi-Chal chore tu or main dono agar tu jeeta toh main chala jaunga lekin main jeeta toh tere bhai ki ek ek haadi todunga..

Main-Aaja aaja for sure lekin thoda correction hai agar main jeeta toh tu chala nahi jaaega leke Jaana padega tereko .. Yahaan cctv nahi hain andar aa wahaan cctv hain..

Ye bolke main canteen Mein aaya Jahaan Ravi ko pakkada tha Rohit or Ashish ne..

Main-Chhod dey be..

Rohit - Gaye kya.?

Main-Naa main bhejunga abhi.. Bacha log canteen se bahaar sab..

Ab wohlog aae andar..

Main-(Chilaake) Bhaago be maadarchod bahaar.. A laxman bill tera bhai dega tod fodd kaa..

Laxman-Bindaas bhai..

Saari canteen khaali hogayi Humlog wohlog or Abhi gang he thi wahaan..

Anaa-AP rehney do naa.. Stop this.

Main-Oh don't worry.. Don't you worry.. Ab maana toh nahi ye kya karun..

Aadmi-Haan londey tu or main koi bich Mein naa aaega..

Main-Aaega naa aaega kyun nahi dekh main bataata hun tujhe kya scene hoga main teri gand fod dunga Yahaan or ussi second ye jo tera bhai ban raha hai ye or iske sath 2-3or banenge hero tera badla lene k liye then main inki gand fodunga tab Baaki log bhaagenge tumhe leke bhi nahi jaaenge dekhlena.. Ye hai Tumhaari ijjat...

Maine mobile nikaala..Sam ko diya... Mera ghutna pain kar raha tha but meri khopdi jyaada pain kar rahi thi matlab iski gand fod dunga main with ease..

Ravi-Gand fod dey bhai..

Main--Aaiye sir lekin Pehle waar aap karoge rukko cctv k Saamne aane do mereko suspend nahi hona mujhe.. Pehle Aap..

Ye bolke main canteen k cctv k Saamne aaya..

Main-Haan toh beta aaja teri ijjat nikaal deta hun..

Ye sun ussne maarna caaha mujhe jisase main bacha camera Mein dekhte hue ye hua mera self defence suru.. Mujhe maalum tha isme kuch naa hai bus thodi power hai lekin dimag naa hai..

Canteen Mein tables chairs ki rows thi lekin bich bich Mein jagah thi jo kam thi but kaafi thi.. Ussne fir maarna caaha mujhe main fir bacha.. Or usko diya punch munh par saale ki beard udgayi hogi..

Main-Jab koi sorry bolta hai itana mann lagaa ke toh leleni caahiye samjha. Specially jab main bolun...

Ye sun woh firr aaya maarne ussne laat maarni caahi mujhe lekin main jump maarke ek table par chaddha or uske Uppar kudda or hawa Mein he diya uske munh par punch..bhenchod superman punch.. Abki baar girra woh niche. Or uthjaata usase pehle maine di ek laat uski ribs par bhenchod side Mein ludak gaya or table pakkad k khadda hua.. Ek side se tedha hogaya woh.. Ek tip deta hun agar aapko fight Mein Saamne waale k khilaaf advantage caahiye starting Mein he toh sabse basic tareeka hai Saamne waale ki ribs par attack karo.. Banda half hojata hai ribs Jaane k Baad.. Mereko ye nahi sikhaaya gaya tha ye maine khud seekha Humein advantage lene k liye kaha Jaata Hai Saamne waale ko thok he do toh advantage he advantage hai.. Yep that was my training..


Woh utha punch maarne caahe main bacha or punches maare ussne lekin main bacha then left hand se uska hath pakkada maine or uska dusara hath aata usase Pehle maine right hand se diya uski injured ribs par ek or punch woh Dard Mein karhaata hua piche ko hatta..

Main - Jaruri nahi Saamne waala keval apni pohanch, paisa yaa position ki wajah se he bada bana ho.. Uske andar dum bhi ho shakta hai jo mere andar bahot jyaada hai...

Woh meri taraf jhapta lekin slow tha woh toh ulta main uski or bhaaga or diya uske munh par punch woh piche deewar se takraaya or fir laga main punches maarne woh deewar or mere bich fans gaya main dene laga behisaab speed se uske munh par punches ek do se woh bacha lekin Baaki lage uske thobdey par woh fir bacha fir maine uske pait Mein dene suru kiye ussne nikalne ki koshish ki wahaan se lekin nikal nahi paaya kyunki meri speed he itani thi.. Last Mein Woh wahin niche baith gaya or apne hathon se apna munh dhakk liya.. Uska munh pura khoon se bharr gaya tha... Lekin ab uska munh chuppa liya tha ussne toh main thoda piche hatta or tassali se set karke dum lagaake maine di uski left ribs par bhayaanak laat itani bhayaanak ki mujhe mere juttey par uski ribs dislocate hoti yaa even break hoti mehsush hui.. Uss kick Mein itani power thi ki ribs toh gayi he uska sir laga side Mein Ek chair k Uppar.. Chair k sharp corner se lagne ki wajah se uske sir se bhi khoon behne laga woh ab bachta hua wahaan tables k niche se dusari side Mein nikalne laga niche paddey - 2.. Lekin maine uski taang pakkadi or usko bahaar khinchana caaha lekin ussne niche se table pakkad Lee thi lekin maine usko table k sath he khinch liya or usko bich Mein laake chhoda and rukk gaya main uska wait karne laga uthney ko..

Main-Uthega be??

Woh table kaa sahaara letey hue utha lekin fight k liye still ready nahi tha woh apni ribs ko pakkadey hue khadda tha defenseless.. Tab pata nahi mujhe kya sujha and then maine woh kiya jo main kabhi nahi use karta atleast 1.0 toh nahi kabhi nahi never in a street fight.. Mere dimag Mein pata nahi kya strike hua usko aise khadda dekh k or maine thoda piche hattke di ek kick uske liver column k Uppar.. Liver ek aisa part hai jo bahot he strongly protected hota hai body Mein toh kick honi caahiye on point naa half inch Uppar naa he half inch niche or woh bhi full force k sath or ye tabhi possible hai jab Saamne waala defenseless khadda ho..This is One of the deadliest attack in all of the martial arts.. Woh kick lagi usko jaise lagni thi woh piche Jaake girra force se lekin woh uthega nahi atleast surgery k bina toh nahi.. Woh kick liver k Uppar itana force bhejti hai ki liver ko trauma hota hai.. Inshort ye lagaalo koi knife liver k andar ghuss gaya ho yaa fir ek high-speed car accident hua ho uske pressure se he ye trauma pohanch paata hai liver takk, or belive me bahot jyaada pain hota hai eternal pain puri life ye pain rehta hai.. I just ruptured his liver in a single kick.. Ussne munh se khoon ki ulti ki or kuttey ki tarah haanfne laga niche paddey-2 woh hilla nahi, bus uske munh se constantly khoon nikalne laga.. Main apni jagah par he jamm gaya kyun?? Aakhir kyun maine ye attack use kiya main kabhi nahi karta ye use even main kar bhi nahi paata power beshak generate karlun lekin meri kick sahi jagah nahi lagti..Or use kiya woh bhi ek local gundey k Uppar, No way in hell. This is impossible . Or main Issliye jyaada darra hua tha kyunki, "This Is one of the most favorite attacks of 2.0.." And that is terrifying to imagine..


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Welcome 2.0 majha aa gaya finally 2.0 is back
Waiting for new update bhai.....

 

[Rajesh]

Bahut hi shandaar update hai bro maza aa gaya



Waiting for the next update bro

 

[Rizwan]

Update-62( Brutalized)


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Haryana Mein Ek kahaavat hai "Jidd tai donu main samjhota naa ho ley j ferr ek aadh Marr naa Jaa jidd tai haryana ki ladaai khatam naa hoya karti"... Bole toh haryana Mein ladaai tabtak khatam naa hoti jabtak dono party Mein samjhota naa holeta ya fir dono Mein se koi tapak naa jaata.. Or Yahaan kissiko ghanta farak naa padta ki Saamne waala chief Minister hai yaa Prime Minister bus fodna hai toh fodna hai baadmein caahe gand Marr jaae..

Or yahi scene filhaal horaha tha woh log Ravi ko dhundtey hue aarahe they 13-14 bandey they woh or aadhon k pass toh dandey they bhayanak waale.. Or kuch bhi hojaae ladaai maine karni nahi no way...Humaare pass aatey he unmein se ek ne unke boss ko Rohit ki taraf ishaara karke bola "Bhai ek toh yo thaa kaal"..

Ye sun wohlog Humaare Saamne rukke Woh sab 20-28 ki age k londey they issliye itana Josh tha unka boss tha ek jiski beard or muchh he bhenchod itani badi thi ki theek se shakal naa dikhe uski... Haryana kaa naya trend.. Woh aage aaya or Rohit se bola..

Aadmi-Haan Chotey kit hai woh tera Salman khan..

Main-Arrey bhai sahaab kahin nahi ghar he hai woh toh.. Dekhiye main maanta hun galati uski hai or uski taraf se main sorry bolta hun aap sabko.. Ladaai jhagde Mein Kya rakha hai..

Aadmi-Rai tu woh he haina JP?? AP.. K naam hai tera..

Main-Haan wahi ..

Aadmi2-Bhai ye uska bhai hai..

Aadmi-Achyaa rai bula tere bhai nai main banaaunga uska Hero pata hai Humne aaya hai woh college dekha tha Humaare ladke nai..

Main-Eheheh.. Koi naa bhai sahaab dekho chota hai woh befaltu kaa Josh hai usme hogayi galati bhalla ab galati toh kissi se bhi ho shakti hai haina.. Maaf karo usko.. Main samjhaadunga usse..

Aadmi-Naa bhai samjhaaunga toh main he..Mere bhai kaa munh toda hai ussne main uski ek ek haaadi todunga apne hathon se..Iski bebe k dedey josh hai toh Humein dikhaavega.. Rai bahaar aaja chupke kaam nahi chaale..

Woh chilaaya or 100% andar awaaj gayi hogi jisse suntey he Ravi or Sam aae bahaar.. Or Ravi unhe dekhte he fir laal hogaya..

Ravi-A AP yahi hain maadarchod.. Ye jo piche khadda hai Iss bhen k lawde ne dhakka maara tha mujhe..

Aadmi-Chore Gaali naa de Ladkiyaan khaddi hain...jyaada maarunga naa toh..

Main-Chill chill.. Bhai chill.. Chill.. Ladaai ki jarurat he nahi hai.. Main bol toh raha hun sorry..

Ravi-Bc tu kabse sorry bolne laga Abe gand fodd dey inki..

Aadmi-Bhai mere itana bada chaudhary naa bane thappad main mutt devega tu..

Ravi-Teri Maa ki..

Ye bol Ravi jhapta uspar lekin maine pakkada usse..

Main-Abe chill chill chill lawde.. Sun naa baadmein.. A Sam Rohit leke Jaao toh isko..

Sam or Rohit ne usse pakkada.. Ashish or Ajit bhi lage.. Or usko lejaane lage andar..

Ravi-A AP mera bhai hai toh gand fod dey..

Lucky-Bhaiya woh kya haina woh thoda satka hua hai aapko toh pata he hai uchallne ki umar hai bacha samjh k he maaf kardo..

Main-Wahi toh main sorry bol toh raha hun...

Arushi-Hum sab sorry boltey hain bhaiya..

Aadmi-Dekh bhai tu hoga turram khan kahin kaa tere bhai ne mere bhai ko maara toh main usase 10 gunna jyaada maarunga beshak tu baadmein police bhejtey rehna lekin abhi side hoja warna teri bhi sutaai karunga main..

Main-Koi police wolice ki jarurat he nahi hai bhai.. Suno toh meri Baat..

Aadmi-Arrey maalum hai manne tere bade bhai kaa naam chaale hai lekin biraadari main ijjat humari bhi hai.. Maare bina toh main naa jaaun aaj nahi toh ferr maarunga.. Maarunga jarur..

Ab ye thoda saa halka saa I mean slight saa jyaada horaha tha or aisa mujhe kyun laga no idea lekin achanak mera mood hogaya violent kyun hua no idea but ek jhatke se he meri khopdi ghum gayi bc.. Lekin still maine control kiya..

Main-Eheheh bhai dekho marrna maarna k faayda..

Sam bhi bahaar aagaya..

Sam-Bhai sahaab Jaane do naa..

Aadmi2-Bhai kal yo bhi aaya tha baadmein usko lene..

Aadmi-Sun Bhai dekh Woh dono ladke jo kal they unko mere hawale kardey Baaki kuch naa caahiye jyaada bhi naa maarun or sun ab jyaada bolega toh tere hi dharrunga main..

Main-Bhai mere chill rukkja naa yaar..

Anaa-Uncle ji please..

Aadmi-Gudiyan chhora ki ladaai main chori naa bolya kardi thaame hatt Jaao..

Sam-Suno suno..

Ye bolke Sam uske aage aaya lekin Ussne maara Sam ko dhakka or bus mera baandh tutt gaya mujhe aaya bahot gussa kaafi gussa kaafi din Baad aaya tha or ye hogaya tha jyaada like bahot jyaada..

Main-Bus matlab bhenchod gaat (Sareer) tudwaae bina maanana hai he nahi haina?? Ye hawa baaji jaruri he hai?? Haina?? Ye befaltu kaa desi panna jhaadna matlab jaruri hai.. Gaon se toh hum bhi hain or tere Baap k bhi Baap hain Humne toh..

Aadmi 2-Oye bhai k Saamne jubaan naa chala..

Main-Mere bhai tu toh piche he hojaa saale raiptey Mein Marr jaaega tu isko he bolne dey.. Dekh bhai last mouka deta hun chala Jaa turant warna Saari jindagi naa chal paaega..

Sam-AP chill be..

Main-Abe holiya chill bhenchod itani sorry aajtak naa boli maine..

Aadmi-Chal chore tu or main dono agar tu jeeta toh main chala jaunga lekin main jeeta toh tere bhai ki ek ek haadi todunga..

Main-Aaja aaja for sure lekin thoda correction hai agar main jeeta toh tu chala nahi jaaega leke Jaana padega tereko .. Yahaan cctv nahi hain andar aa wahaan cctv hain..

Ye bolke main canteen Mein aaya Jahaan Ravi ko pakkada tha Rohit or Ashish ne..

Main-Chhod dey be..

Rohit - Gaye kya.?

Main-Naa main bhejunga abhi.. Bacha log canteen se bahaar sab..

Ab wohlog aae andar..

Main-(Chilaake) Bhaago be maadarchod bahaar.. A laxman bill tera bhai dega tod fodd kaa..

Laxman-Bindaas bhai..

Saari canteen khaali hogayi Humlog wohlog or Abhi gang he thi wahaan..

Anaa-AP rehney do naa.. Stop this.

Main-Oh don't worry.. Don't you worry.. Ab maana toh nahi ye kya karun..

Aadmi-Haan londey tu or main koi bich Mein naa aaega..

Main-Aaega naa aaega kyun nahi dekh main bataata hun tujhe kya scene hoga main teri gand fod dunga Yahaan or ussi second ye jo tera bhai ban raha hai ye or iske sath 2-3or banenge hero tera badla lene k liye then main inki gand fodunga tab Baaki log bhaagenge tumhe leke bhi nahi jaaenge dekhlena.. Ye hai Tumhaari ijjat...

Maine mobile nikaala..Sam ko diya... Mera ghutna pain kar raha tha but meri khopdi jyaada pain kar rahi thi matlab iski gand fod dunga main with ease..

Ravi-Gand fod dey bhai..

Main--Aaiye sir lekin Pehle waar aap karoge rukko cctv k Saamne aane do mereko suspend nahi hona mujhe.. Pehle Aap..

Ye bolke main canteen k cctv k Saamne aaya..

Main-Haan toh beta aaja teri ijjat nikaal deta hun..

Ye sun ussne maarna caaha mujhe jisase main bacha camera Mein dekhte hue ye hua mera self defence suru.. Mujhe maalum tha isme kuch naa hai bus thodi power hai lekin dimag naa hai..

Canteen Mein tables chairs ki rows thi lekin bich bich Mein jagah thi jo kam thi but kaafi thi.. Ussne fir maarna caaha mujhe main fir bacha.. Or usko diya punch munh par saale ki beard udgayi hogi..

Main-Jab koi sorry bolta hai itana mann lagaa ke toh leleni caahiye samjha. Specially jab main bolun...

Ye sun woh firr aaya maarne ussne laat maarni caahi mujhe lekin main jump maarke ek table par chaddha or uske Uppar kudda or hawa Mein he diya uske munh par punch..bhenchod superman punch.. Abki baar girra woh niche. Or uthjaata usase pehle maine di ek laat uski ribs par bhenchod side Mein ludak gaya or table pakkad k khadda hua.. Ek side se tedha hogaya woh.. Ek tip deta hun agar aapko fight Mein Saamne waale k khilaaf advantage caahiye starting Mein he toh sabse basic tareeka hai Saamne waale ki ribs par attack karo.. Banda half hojata hai ribs Jaane k Baad.. Mereko ye nahi sikhaaya gaya tha ye maine khud seekha Humein advantage lene k liye kaha Jaata Hai Saamne waale ko thok he do toh advantage he advantage hai.. Yep that was my training..


Woh utha punch maarne caahe main bacha or punches maare ussne lekin main bacha then left hand se uska hath pakkada maine or uska dusara hath aata usase Pehle maine right hand se diya uski injured ribs par ek or punch woh Dard Mein karhaata hua piche ko hatta..

Main - Jaruri nahi Saamne waala keval apni pohanch, paisa yaa position ki wajah se he bada bana ho.. Uske andar dum bhi ho shakta hai jo mere andar bahot jyaada hai...

Woh meri taraf jhapta lekin slow tha woh toh ulta main uski or bhaaga or diya uske munh par punch woh piche deewar se takraaya or fir laga main punches maarne woh deewar or mere bich fans gaya main dene laga behisaab speed se uske munh par punches ek do se woh bacha lekin Baaki lage uske thobdey par woh fir bacha fir maine uske pait Mein dene suru kiye ussne nikalne ki koshish ki wahaan se lekin nikal nahi paaya kyunki meri speed he itani thi.. Last Mein Woh wahin niche baith gaya or apne hathon se apna munh dhakk liya.. Uska munh pura khoon se bharr gaya tha... Lekin ab uska munh chuppa liya tha ussne toh main thoda piche hatta or tassali se set karke dum lagaake maine di uski left ribs par bhayaanak laat itani bhayaanak ki mujhe mere juttey par uski ribs dislocate hoti yaa even break hoti mehsush hui.. Uss kick Mein itani power thi ki ribs toh gayi he uska sir laga side Mein Ek chair k Uppar.. Chair k sharp corner se lagne ki wajah se uske sir se bhi khoon behne laga woh ab bachta hua wahaan tables k niche se dusari side Mein nikalne laga niche paddey - 2.. Lekin maine uski taang pakkadi or usko bahaar khinchana caaha lekin ussne niche se table pakkad Lee thi lekin maine usko table k sath he khinch liya or usko bich Mein laake chhoda and rukk gaya main uska wait karne laga uthney ko..

Main-Uthega be??

Woh table kaa sahaara letey hue utha lekin fight k liye still ready nahi tha woh apni ribs ko pakkadey hue khadda tha defenseless.. Tab pata nahi mujhe kya sujha and then maine woh kiya jo main kabhi nahi use karta atleast 1.0 toh nahi kabhi nahi never in a street fight.. Mere dimag Mein pata nahi kya strike hua usko aise khadda dekh k or maine thoda piche hattke di ek kick uske liver column k Uppar.. Liver ek aisa part hai jo bahot he strongly protected hota hai body Mein toh kick honi caahiye on point naa half inch Uppar naa he half inch niche or woh bhi full force k sath or ye tabhi possible hai jab Saamne waala defenseless khadda ho..This is One of the deadliest attack in all of the martial arts.. Woh kick lagi usko jaise lagni thi woh piche Jaake girra force se lekin woh uthega nahi atleast surgery k bina toh nahi.. Woh kick liver k Uppar itana force bhejti hai ki liver ko trauma hota hai.. Inshort ye lagaalo koi knife liver k andar ghuss gaya ho yaa fir ek high-speed car accident hua ho uske pressure se he ye trauma pohanch paata hai liver takk, or belive me bahot jyaada pain hota hai eternal pain puri life ye pain rehta hai.. I just ruptured his liver in a single kick.. Ussne munh se khoon ki ulti ki or kuttey ki tarah haanfne laga niche paddey-2 woh hilla nahi, bus uske munh se constantly khoon nikalne laga.. Main apni jagah par he jamm gaya kyun?? Aakhir kyun maine ye attack use kiya main kabhi nahi karta ye use even main kar bhi nahi paata power beshak generate karlun lekin meri kick sahi jagah nahi lagti..Or use kiya woh bhi ek local gundey k Uppar, No way in hell. This is impossible . Or main Issliye jyaada darra hua tha kyunki, "This Is one of the most favorite attacks of 2.0.." And that is terrifying to imagine..


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Both hi vadiya update Hy AP bahi

 

[aj008]

superb action

 

[Tripuri chakraborty]

Awesome update mujhe lagta hai 2.0 anewalaa hai lovely