Update-63(The Aftermath)
Main woh kick k andar itana kho gaya tha ki mujhe ye bhi Dhyaan naa raha ki Main khadda Kahaan hun lekin main jhatke se piche palta, kyun? Kaise? No idea but mudtey he maine piche se aarahe bandey ki gardan pakkad Lee.. Ye uss bandey kaa bhai tha jiska main bol raha tha ki ye hero banke aaega jarur lekin maine expect kiya tha ki iske sath ek do or hero banenge lekin koi aage nahi aaya woh log khaddey - 2 unke boss ko ghurr rahe they kyunki woh padda padda aise tadap raha tha maano Jaan nikal jaaegi abhi..
Khair maine uski gardan pakkad usse piche deewar se satta diya tha.. Ye half tha uss bandey kaa ek punch mein Marr jaae aisa banda tha woh.. Lekin maine maara nahi usse..
Main-Isko utha hospital leke Jaa 30-40 minutes hain iske pass jisme se 5 already Jaa chuki hain late hua toh ye Marr jaaega.. Belive me..
Ye bolke maine uski gardan chhodi woh khaanstey hue niche girra or fir bhaagke apne bhai k pass pohancha.. "A Gaadi Le Aa"..
Woh apne bandon ki taraf dekh k chilaaya lekin wahaan tha nahi koi woh Bhaag gaye they as expected.. Unke hissab se Marr he gaya woh...Ab usse bhi realise hua ki ye thi unki ijjat.. Ussne apne bhai kaa sir apne pairon Mein rakha or apna phone nikaalke ambulance ko call karne laga..
Main-Ambulance aane kaa time nahi hai uthaao isko Ravi Rohit.. Main Gaadi le aata hun..
Ravi kaa Saara gussa churr hogaya tha uski haalat dekh k Ravi beshak gussail ho lekin bahot soft hai woh.. Abhi wagaairaah sab aise ghurr rahe they usse maano kya he hogaya.. Anaa bhi munh or aankhein faade usse he ghurr rahi thi..
Maine Sam se chaabi Lee or bahaar aaya parking se Gaadi nikaali or canteen k Saamne leke aaya garden ki gand maartey hue.. Tabtak Sam Ravi Rohit or uske bhai ne usko uthaake Gaadi Mein daala constantly uske munh or naak se khoon nikal raha tha uski Saari body vibrate horahi thi bc..fuck..
Maine Gaadi ghumaai.. Sam aage baitha tha..
Main-Ruhi ko call kar toh..
Sam Ne Ruhi ko call kiya or mujhe diya phone..
Ruhi-Haan Sam sir...
Main-Its me listen emergency patient hai Trauma to liver and broken ribs 10 minutes Mein pohanch raha hun main doctors ko bol ready rahein..
Ruhi-Ok OK.. Liver trauma hai toh Gaadi bump Matt karna jyaada, steadily leke aana and chest par halka saa pressure banaae rakho..
Main-OK.. Thanks..
Call disconnected..
Main-Isko Kass k pakkad lo hillne Matt dena Rohit tu iske chest par halka saa pressure banaae rakh..
Maine 10 minute Mein Gaadi hospital k Saamne rouki jaake or wahaan ward boys stretcher liye ready khaddey they unhone turant usko nikaala or andar legaye Ruhi wahin thi.. Humlog uttare..wohlog andar legaye usko.. Ruhi ne doctors ki team ready rakhi thi unko kuch instructions diye Ussne or Wohlog chale gaye uske sath..
Ruhi-Kya hua accident??
Sam-Nahi..
Ruhi-Toh building se girra??
Sam-Naa..
Ruhi-Toh liver rupture kaise hua?? Woh bhi itane bure tareeke se..
Sam-AP kicked him..
Ruhi-Yeah nice joke bro.. Nice.. Wait a second tu serious hai??
Sam-Tujhe kya lagta hai..
Ruhi-ohh God tu serious he hai.. No way what the hell this is nuts how is this even possible.. AP how can you rupture someone's liver this badly by just a kick..
Main-No idea maine kick maari bus shayad jor se lag gayi..
Ruhi - Jor se?? Bahot jyaada jorr se.. High speed car accidents mein he possible hai ye case.. And you just did that with a kick?? What the hell.. Or ye toh kamjor bhi nahi hai.. Hatta katta aadmi tha.. What..? How??
Main-Chill.. Mujhe nahi pata Gundagiri kar raha tha maine maara then kick maari or ye tabse aise he hai paralysed..
Ruhi-Aise he rahega ye kaafi time takk.. Oh god that looks painful.. You are insane AP..
Main-Listen iska Bill main pay kardunga..
Ruhi-No worries aapka he hospital hai sir.. Listen woh police complaints wagaairaah dekh lena Taaki doctors ko koi problem naa ho..
Main-Sure, waise toh case karega nahi ye kyunki Pehle issne attack kiya tha in front of camera but still main boldeta hun Ajay ko woh dekhlega..
Ruhi-Ok..
Main-Sun hum chaltey hain thanks for the help bye.. College Chhodke aae hain..
Ruhi-Ok bye guys.
Sam-Bye..
Maine Anjali ko message kiya ki kissi ko bhejdey college Taaki cctv footage wagaairaah collect hojaae or hospital ko koi dikkat naa aae..
Humlog aae Gaadi Mein toh bhenchod Gaadi ki back seat par khoon ulti or khoon he reh gaya tha.. Gaadi baans Maar rahi thi bc.. Isliye Gaadi ko wahin hospital k Saamne ek cleaning shop par drop kiya time lagne waala tha toh Humne paise diye then extra paise diye gaadi haweli par drop karne k liye.. Address deke usko humlog aae wahaan corner par Auto k liye..
Ravi-Bhenchod tu toh seriously legaya . Bach toh jaaega naa ye??
Main-Haan.. Time bahot lagega lekin recover hone Mein.. Like 1 saal.. Or tabtak pain itana he rahega..
Ravi-Holy fuck bhenchod aise bhi nahi maarna tha yaar..
Main-Ye bhosdk tu socha kar kand karne se Pehle ki kand chhota hua ho yaa bada agar AP k Saamne Jaake roega toh sabko Maar barabar he milegi bata ab road rage k liye bechare ki jindagi gayi samjho.. Tu sorry boldeta toh issue he khatam hota..
Ravi-Fuck bc.. Sorry yaar.. Bahot lag gayi isko toh..
Main-Ghar pe ye naa bolna ki kick maari maine.. Bolna lagtey lagtey jo kuch laga woh lagta raha..
Sam-Bol kya raha hai lawde..
Main-Ye he bolna.. Bhenchod jab toh gandu hero ban gaya..
Ravi - Abe lawde kaa hero mujhe thodi malum tha itana marega tu..
Main-Haan bhenchod galati meri ab. Gand fod deta teri woh saale.
Ravi-Toh bc bhai nahi hai kya tu mera gandu?? ..
Main-Bus toh fir kam jyaada kya maarna..
Sam-Bhenchod ye tune galati se toh naa maari, haina??
Rohit-Arrey auto maadarchod rukkja..
Rohit side se nikaltey auto waale k Uppar chilaaya.. Hum toh ye bhi bhull gaye they ki auto k liye khaddey hain wahaan.. Rohit akela he aage Jaake khadda tha.. Or uski Gaali sunke woh auto waala waapis aaya..
Auto-Kya be bhen k lawde Gaali kisko diya..
Main-Tujhe maadarchod akad kya dikha raha hai abhi maai chod denge teri..
Ye sun ussne dekha toh dusari side hum khaddey they usse laga Rohit akela tha..
Sam-Haan bhenchod Vimal jaisi shakal k Pehle he dimag kharaab hai aise nikal Jaa jaise tha he nahi warna Maa chod dunga teri..
Rohit-Sun Yahaan college takk leke jaaega..
Main-Leke kyun nahi jaaega bhenchod gand naa fodd dunga.. Baitho be..
Humlog auto Mein baithtey woh driver bechara bus Humein ghurrta raha then meter down karke chala woh..
Main-Bhenchod khaali he tha toh Tarzan bana kyun udaa Jaa raha tha..
Driver-W. W. Woh gas nahi hai woh dalwaane jaraha tha..
Rohit-Koi naa wahaan hai pump aage dalwaalena Humein drop karke..
Main-Bhosdk piche nahi aage dekh thokdega toh gand tod dunga..
Sam-Soch kya raha hai bhai..
Driver-Yahi ki bhai sahaab jissne Gaali di thi woh toh tameej se bol raha hai or aaplog Gaali derahe hain.. Ye Pehli baar hua hai..
Rohit-Maadarchod apna kaam kar..
Sam-Le ussne bhi di ab khuss.. Ab Saamne dekh..
Ab ussne maari break or Rohit mere Uppar aake girra...
Main-Teri Maa kaa ghonsla bhenchod andha hai kya aise kya chala raha hai..
Driver-Red light hai sahaab..
Main-Maa chudaae red light bhaga warna abhi dunga piche se bhosdk bhaga..
Driver-Sahaab.. Woh..
Main-chala raha hai ki dun piche se...
Ussne cut maarke red light Mein he bhaga di bhenchod lekin fir maari Ekdum se break..
Sam-Teri maa ki chut maarun idhar Aa tu.. Teri bhen chodun..
Driver-Sahaab police hai police.. Aage aagaya woh..
Tab ek police waala aaya piche..
"Kyun Be itani jaldi kaaeki hai kahan jaarha hai bhenchod"..
Main-Tere Ghar bhosdk.. Durr hatt auto se..
"Hainnn"..
Sam-Maadarchod hath hata auto se..
"Oho maai Baap aap ho auto Mein kaise."..
Main-Aise he chull machi thi.. Hatt Jaa ab..
"Jaaiye sahaab jaaiye"...
Main-Haan be chal ab..
Auto waale ne nikaala auto turant or college k Saamne rouka..
Sam-Andar chal naa gandu..
Rohit-Bhosdk dada naa ban uttar Jaa ab.. Andar guard na Jaane denge..
Ravi-Guard ki Maa naa chod dunga tu le be andar..
Ussne auto ghumaaya toh Guards Turant aage aane lage toh Ravi ne nikaali mundi bahaar or chilaaya..
Ravi-Maadarchod rukwaa liya toh gand todunga yahin k yahin..
Guards turant piche hatt gaye bhenchod ladke form Mein they aaj toh. Auto seedha Canteen k bahaar rukwaaya Humne.. Toh canteen k gate par he woh budhau Principal khadda tha uske aalwa kuch staff Advisor Rajendra uncle Nicki or Riti mam and apne Amit sir khaddey jaayeja lerahe they.. Kaafi students bhi they wahaan.. Auto rukka humlog uttare...Rohit ne usse 2000 kaa note diya obviously chuttey nahi they lekin ussne bola rakhle itani bakchodi ki hai tere sath banta hai auto waala hath joddke thank you bolke waapis nikal gaya ye Saari jindagi sochega ye hua toh hua kya. Ab principal aaya Humaare pass..
Prin-2 things First vehicles are not allowed to enter here so why you guys??
Main-Sorry sir actually i have an injury to my knee a bad one.. Dekh shaktey ho aap yahin se..
Prin-OK second thing you better have an explanation for this fighting inside my college AP or you are getting suspended..
Main-No i am not.. That was all self defense camera hai wahaan dekho sab recorded hai...Ussne Pehle attack kiya then me.. And also mujhe toh aapke against Complaint karni hai..
Sam-Wait what??
Prin-Saaf saaf bolo AP..
Main-Sir aapki leadership Mein security guards k hotey hue front gate se atleast 15 non students log with weapons enter hogaye college Mein chal kya raha hai sir..
Ab ye sun budhau atka.. Fansa budhau bc..
Main-Rajendra uncle this is not good right..
Rajendra - Don't worry beta we will fix that and will make sure that doesn't happens again..
Main-Thank you.
Prin-So AP I need a police report claiming that ye sab self defense he tha and then you'll be good until then you are not allowed to attend any classes..
Main-Sure report abhi mill jaaegi.. I'll send it to your office.. Don't worry sir...
Prin-OK I will be waiting..
Tab aai wahaan ek Gaadi red light waali.. Usme se Pooja uttari uske sath ek constable bhi tha..
Pooja-Morning boss..
Main-Morning..Abhi bhejdunga report sir.. Aap chaliye tabtak..
Principal bechara mujhe uljhaane aaya tha ulta maine uljhaa diya.. Thats what happens when you mess with AP..
But filhaal mere mann Mein still ek question tha hua kya bhenchod or kaise hua woh.. Kahin jiska darr tha wahi toh naa horaha?? Yaa usase bhi bura kuch??
Continued..
