Thriller Waah! Life Ho Toh Aisi - The Merchant Of Death ( COMPLETED )

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WLHTA - The Serpent Of Underworld

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Update-85(RIP UDAY!!!!)


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Sheetal kaa call cut karke main canteen Mein aaya toh coffee or sandwich aachuke they bc tutt paddey humlog Pehle toh bhook he itani lagi thi bc..

Ab ek baat toh confirm thi jab ye naatak kaa bhanda futtega tab gand toh tuttegi he issliye Agle 7-8 din maine Sheetal ko ignore kiya puri tarah nahi uske calls wagaairaah k replies jarur diye maine time to time..bichmein 2 baar humlog gaye bhi wahaan or tab Sheetal bahot jyaada khuss hui bahot jyaada mere sath time spend karne lagi thi maine bhi usse bhaav diya Lekin jyaada nahi, busy hone kaa bahana banaaya or pata nahi kyun woh kuch jyaada he interested horahi thi mujhmein I think woh mujhe sacmein pasand karne lagi thi bc 100%.. Or ye ek issue tha..

Or aise he ye week nikala main Anaa se bhi khullke Baat nahi kar paaraha tha, main confused tha darra hua tha main guilty tha.. Next day college k Baad humlog gaye wahaan tabtak Sheetal aai nahi thi bank se thankfully..

Humlog side waale ghar Mein chill Maar rahe they tab aai Sheetal shayad bank se Seedha Humaare pass aai woh kyunki still saree pehni thi ussne bank waali..

Sheetal-Hi..

Main-Hi.

Sheetal-AP can I talk to you for a minute..

Main-Sure..

Sheetal-Alone..

Ye Baat ussne Sam Ravi or Rohit ko dekhte hue boli or ishaara samjhtey hue woh teeno wahaan se nikale.. Ab wahaan bache main or Sheetal.. Unke jaate he Sheetal ne mujhe hug kiya ye normal tha ab uska time miltey he hug jarur karti thi mujhe mouka ho toh kiss k liye jaati thi woh seedha. Lekin aaj nahi gayi..

Main-Wassup..

Sheetal-I have an important news for you.. So listen now that humlog almost official he hain so I was thinking I should breakup with my ex..

What the fuck.. Uday se breakup hell no.. Bhenchod mission he woh tha mera hell no.. Or mere sath relationship?? Maa ki chut.. Hell no.. Maa chudaae mission..

Main-No no..

Sheetal-Kyun?? Dont you like me...??

Main-I do i do.. But sheetal it's not like that.. I mean listen humari relationship 10 din puraani hai humlog khud sure nahi hain isse kahein kya.. Or iske liye tum itani purani relationship tod dogi thoda socho iske baare Mein..

Sheetal-AP itane din se yahi soch rahi hun main..Maine harr cheej ko dhyaan Mein rakh k kiya hai.. I mean i dont even know last time kab mille they hum..

Main-Toh Pehle Bhi toh itane din nahi milti hogi tum usase..

Sheetal-Tab tum nahi they naa AP meri life mein..

Main-I know.. I know.. But at least aise toh breakup Matt karo phone par relationship end nahi hoti ye sab baatein face to face hoti hain..

Sheetal-But I don't even know kab millungi main usase..

Main - Toh it's ok not a big deal tabtak humlog aise he theek hain.. I mean aise breakup karogi toh mujhe bhi burra lagega..

Sheetal-Really??

Main-Exactly..

Sheetal-OK. I'll consider that..

Main-Thank you..

Ye sun Sheetal ne halka saa kiss kiya mujhe..

Sheetal-Aaj raat rukkoge??

Main-Arrey Kahaan abhi college Mein tests chaalu hain Uppar se Baaki kaam, time nahi hai.. Abhi Jaana Hai mujhe..

Sheetal-OK.. Its fine atleast tum millne toh aae mujhse.. I am happy with that.. Kapdey change karke aati hun main..

Uske baad Sheetal chali gayi wahaan se haash abhi k liye toh problem talli.. Lekin kabtak.. Kabtak kya maine kaha jab usase millegi Sheetal or jab millegi tab toh saale ko pakad he lunga main fir gand marrae ye sab.. I mean ek tarah se usse bacha he raha hun main..

Uske baad humlog turant nikale wahaan se bhenchod waapis aake pata nahi or kya bakheda khadda karegi woh.. Ghar aaye humlog next day humlog nahi Jaane waale they lekin bc Shyaam ko mere pass Sheetal kaa call aaya..

Sheetal- Can you come today AP?? Please..

Main-Listen I am busy..

Sheetal-AP please aajao raat ko rukk Jaana.. Even mummy papa bhi ghar nahi hain..

Achaa maadarchod ye reason hai hawsi kahin ki.. Bhenchod.. Bhenchod..

Main-Sheetal..

Sheetal - Main kuch nahi sunaney waali warna main wahin aarahi hun ab..

Bhenchod phsyco hai sachmuch
Aajaegi ye..

Main-No no chill chill.. Suno main aaraha hun but raat ko nahi rukk paaunga..

Sheetal-OK toh abhi jaldi aao.. I want to see you badly..

Main-OK ok..

Ab main nahaake hua ready Sam chal raha tha mere sath Ravi so raha tha.. Akela main Jaane waala tha nahi bhenchod akele kaa toh rape karle woh.. Hum dono nikale Gaadi leke..

Sam-Bhenchod iski demands toh Anaa se 4 gunna jyaada hain bc..

Main-Wahi toh bhenchod ye Uday mille toh case over ho iski Maa ki chut maarun saala ladki pataai he kyun thi agar aise milna he naa tha toh maadarchod..

Sam-Saala gandu.. Aisi hot maal meri hoti toh gand marrae drugs daily mill leta main usase..

Main-maadarchod gandu hoga..

Uday ko gaali detey hue humlog pohanchey gaon 8 baj gaye they raat k bc.. Humlog andar aae toh Sheetal ready baithi thi..

Main-Kahaan jaarahi ho??

Sheetal - Time for a surprise AP.. I have a special date for you.. Lets go..

Main-Kahaan??

Sheetal - Woh bhi surprise hai..

Main - Wait Sam Yahaan akela kya karega..

Sheetal-Sam bhi sath he aajaaega..

Sam-Main toh yahin theek hun..

Main-Nahi be.. Chal.. Bore hoga Yahaan..

Sheetal - Jaldi chalo humlog late horahe hain.. Fir ghar Jaane ko bologe tum..

Sheetal Humein leke bahaar aai gate lock kiya or apni Gaadi nikaali..

Sheetal-Main drive karungi or jab main kahun tab aankhein bandh karlena dono apni..

Sheetal nikali wahaan se main Sam ko ghurrun Sam mujhe ghurre bc aaj beta khulla Rape hoga mera.. Sheetal gaon se nikali or city ki taraf ho li lekin city se Pehle ussne Gaadi ek kache raaste par utaari side Mein bc khaali jungle padda tha jhaadiyon k alaawa kuch nahi tha..

Main-Yahaan date hai??

Sheetal-Nahi date city Mein Hai Yahaan pata hai hum kyun aae hain..

Main-I have no idea..

Sheetal-Bahaar aao Sam you stay in the car..

Sam-Oh mera koi iraada nahi hai yahan andhere Mein nikalne kaa..

Sheetal or Main car se uttare toh bc ghupp andherra tha wahaan..

Sheetal-So remember tumne kaha tha phone par breakup nahi karun main Karan se.. Karan my ex boyfriend..

Main-OK..

Sheetal-Tumne sahi kaha tha i talked to him and he is happy with us also he is meeting us here..

Main-What the fuck.. Oh fuck..

Uska woh dialogue suntey he main samjh gaya tha ki I fucked up badly.. Very badly maybe meri life ki sabse chutiya mistake thi aaj Yahaan akela aana..

Main -( Chilaake) Sam Bhaag..

Ye bol main bhaaga lekin andheere Mein he paddi meri chaati par laat or bc main girra piche Jaake.. And bam agli second he atleast 25 bandukkein meri khopdi k Uppar thi.. Sam Gaadi se nikalke mere piche Bhaag raha tha usse bhi maara kissi ne dhakka or woh girra durr Jaake.. Tab Humaare 4on taraf chaalu hui car lights bhenchod at least 10 gaadiyaan thi wahaan.. Or kam se kam 35-40 log high quality hathyaaron k sath badhiya mp5's ak47's bc . Tab ek shaks aaya middle Mein Ekdum Mota tagda jaanwar type tha woh.. Black suit pehna tha ussne Ekdum tip top aankhon par chasma..

Hello AP nice to meet you..

Toh ye tha Uday bhenchod..

Sheetal-Karan ye sab kya hai?? What the hell is happening..

Uday-Oh meri pyari Sheetal kitani bholi ho tum haina..

Sheetal-What the hell is this get the fuck off AP.. Leave him alone..

Uday-Oh god tum or Tumhaari loud awaaj I hate this.. Cheena isko chup karwao toh..

Ye sun ek jaanwar type bandey ne Sheetal ko ek hath se pakkada or dusare hath se uska munh daba liya..

Uday-Arrey utho AP niche he paddey rahoge kya ab?? Tu bhi khadda ho bhai..Jadhav scan Maar inko...

Ye sun ek banda aaya mere pass ussne ek electric danda mere Uppar ferra or mera mobile nikaalke legaya.. And then Same Sam k sath hua..

"Koi tracker yaa transmitter nahi hai bhai inke Uppar..".

Uday-Arrey Waah.. Itane naasamjh kaise hogaye AP tum.. I know I know ladki kaa chakkar right.. Yep I can understand ye ladki mujhe barbaad karne waali thi main time se sambhal gaya but Tum toh barbaad ho he gaye.. Arrey bolo bhai aise chup kyun ho.. Kuch toh bolo..

Main-Nice plan..

Uday - Thank you Thank you sab maine banaya. Isko jaante ho..

Ye bol ussne ek bandey ki taraf ungali ki jo 100% shakal se mujhe dekha hua laga.. Lekin Kahaan??

Uday-Taxi?? Kuch Yaad aaya..

Arrey maadarchod ye toh wahi taxi driver hai jissne Humein first din Iss gaon Mein drop kiya tha.. No way issne uss din kuch suna hoga.. Bhenchod itane aaram se toh Baat kar rahe they main or Rohit.. Bhenchod..

Uday-Haan toh bhai suna inko inke barbaadi ki Kahaani..

Driver - Hahaha. Kya sunaun bhai harr koi taxi waale ko chutiya samjhta hai jabki humara network iski Maa kaa bahot strong hai.

Uday-Hello time kam hai maalum haina?? Isliye jaldi se bata..


Driver-Haan toh ussdin maine Tumhaari kuch baatein toh Suni Uday Sunny naam bhi suna Uday bhai ko toh main jaanta nahi tha lekin Sunny bhai ko bhalla kon nahi jaanta maine tumhara plan puri tarah suna fir jab maine tumhe drop kiya toh main wahaan najar rakhne k liye rukka or jab tumne pagalon ki tarah khudko peeta tab bhi main wahin tha tumhara hospital waala plan sab suna maine.. Bus fir kya tha main samjh gaya tha ye mouka tha ameer hone kaa bahot he jyaada ameer.. Ab jaisa maine kaha taxi waalon kaa network bahot strong hota hai.. Maine Sunny bhai k ek bandey ko dhunda usko sab bataaya woh mereko kidnap karke Uday bhai k pass leke aaya or maine fir inko sab bataaya Pehle toh inhe laga mujhe tumne he bheja hoga mereko maara bhi inhone but maine inko sab dikhaaya Yahaan laake tum hospital banwaa rahe they wahaan or fir Uday bhai samjh gaye sab ki Tumhaara aadmi nahi hun main bus fir woh wait karne lage Tumhaara..

Uday-Uske baad mujhe bina Shakk kiye tumhe mere pass leke aana tha tum samajhdaar ho isliye maine Sheetal ko he mohra banaya jabki usko kuch maalum he nahi tha.. Mujhe pata tha tumne uska phone tap kar rakha hoga isliye maine usko bank Mein call kiya landline k Uppar tab isase Baat ki maine or issi se sach ugalwaaya ki iska koi naya boyfriend hai then maine kaha it's ok breakup karna chaahti ho toh theek hai achaa hai tumhe mujhse behtar koi mille.. And blah blah Baaki sab emotional stuff lekin maine kaha ki main Pehle parakh lena caahta hun tum Sheetal k liye theek ho yaa nahi issliye kaha ki aaj main milna caahta hun tumse or Sheetal se lekin tumhe kuch pata nahi chalna caahiye bus fir kya tha Sheetal bechari khud le aai tumhe Yahaan..

Main-Fuck you..

Uday-Toh Suna Sheetal tumne, maine beshak tumse juth bola ho ki main kon hun lekin iska toh pura astitav he juth tha.. Iska Tumhaare gaon Mein Aana Tumhaare family ko Jaal Mein fansaana hospital banaane kaa naatak karna tumhe apne Jaal Mein fasana sab mujh takk pohanchney k liye.. He used you to get to me.. How absurd is that..

Sheetal ki aankhon se ye bade-2 aansu tapakney lage jo lights Mein clearly visible they... Uss jaanwar ne usko chhoda or woh rotey hue apne ghutano par girri..

Sheetal-Why AP why... Why....

Main-Listen Sheetal thaa...

Main aage kuch bolta usase Pehle side se ek bandey ne mere thobdey par punch diya..

Uday-Ab toh juth matt bol be.. Ladki ko khaa he jaaega.. Oh i am so happy..AP ye AP woh blah blah blah saale kya bana rakha tha tera.. Maine bola tha Sunny bhai ko ki mujhe mouka do woh bole nahi main abhi naya hun game Mein.. Ab jab unhe pata chalega ki maine tereko thokk diyela hai toh bc kitane khuss honge woh then Sanjay bhai toh bawle hojaaenge apne barabar Mein kursi denge mujhe Woh...

Main-Ek minute bhenchod Sunny nahi hai yahaan??

Uday-Woh kyun honge bhalla unhe toh maalum takk nahi unhe maalum hota toh mujhe karne thodi detey khud kartey or Saara credit lejaatey..

Main-Fuck bhenchod mera plan gaya Paani Mein..

Uday-Oh yeah Tumhaare sab plan gaye Paani Mein lekin Yahaan konse plan ki baat kar rahe ho tum bataaoge jarra..

Main-Tujhe or Sunny ko ek sath thokne kaa plan..

Uday-What??

Main-Remember I Am AP bitch..

Ye bolke maine hawa Mein hath uthaake ek taali bajaai or agle he second wahaan mojjud harr bandey ki khopdi k Uppar ek red lazer dot aake lagi..

Main- hillo Matt lawdo sunlo tum sab k sab mere kabje Mein ho ye dots koi khilone k nahi hain ye hain sniper dots or agar tum Mein se koi thoda saa bhi Hilla toh bhenchod khopdi khull jaaegi..i know Tumhaare hathyaar high-class hain but ek cheej hoti hai night vision karke raatko bahot kaam aati hai kabhi try karna lawdo keval bandukkein tumhe gunda nahi banaati.. Apne apne hathyaar daalo niche Or agar vishwaash nahi hota toh dekhlo demo..

Maine fir ek taali bajaai toh bam ek bandey ki khopdi khulli or woh girra piche Jaake. .Ab fatti un sabki gand unhe ye takk naa samjh aaya goli aai Kahaan se... Sabne turant hathyaar daale niche..

Main - So how are you Mr Uday..

Uday ki aankhein maano bahaar aake girrengi woh Munh faade mujhe he dekh raha tha..

Main-Munh bandh karle kahin koi goli naa chali jaae munh Mein.. Saale low IQ waale jhantu.. Tujhe kya lagta hai plan keval tu he bana shakta hai bhosdk.. Actually ye tera plan tha he nahi kabhi ye sab mera plan tha sab kaa sab pura setup mera tha..

Uday-How????

Main-Ye taxi driver se suru karle ye driver mera aadmi tha..

Uday-Kya?? Ye nahi ho shakta..? Issne Saari details di thi mujhe..

Main-Woh isliye ki maine kaha tha isko Saari details dene ko ab suru se sun.. Mereko suruwaat karni toh thi Sunny se kyunki tu toh gandu hai lekin mereko realise hua ki tu gandu hai khud toh jaaega he Sunny ko bhi sath lejaaega..Ye plan suru hua jab mujhe Sheetal k baare Mein pata chala kaise tune isko Pagal banaya tha ab mujhe iska counterplan caahiye tha isliye banaaya maine plan uske liye mereko aisa banda caahiye tha jo kahin se bhi mere sath associated nahi ho jo tha ye Taxi driver isko on the spot hire kiya maine or haryana k log Humein dhoka dedein naa munna naa maine isko sab bataaya Saara plan ek ek detail jisase ye real lage.. Isne sab dekha kaise kya karne waala tha main.. Then Humein caahiye tha Sunny kaa koi banda kyunki tujhe or tere ginne chunney Bandon ko toh koi jaanta nahi tha. Isliye Humne dhunda Sunny kaa ek aisa banda jistak ye driver pohanch shake or woh banda iski baat Maan bhi le or sath sath isko Sunny k pass nahi balki tere pass leke chala jaae.. Bus isko mill gaya aisa chutiya banda or Baaki sab wahi hua jo hona tha. Issne tujhe sab bataaya obviously tujhe Shakk toh hua lekin issne mera Saara plan khol diya tere Saamne or waisa he sab main Yahaan gaon Mein kar raha tha tune gaon Mein dekha sab or tujhe Iss driver par bharosa hogaya bus fir kya tha tu mere Jaal Mein fansta gaya.. Tujhe maalum tha ki Humne Sheetal kaa phone tape kiya hai smart lekin tujhe ye nahi laga ki hum Sheetal k work kaa phone tape karenge Jahaan Sheetal apna pura din lagaati hai ye tha overconfidence.. Aaj jaise he tune Sheetal ko call kiya mere pass sab information pohanch chuki thi main ready tha Infact hum ready they.. Lekin bus ek jagah mera plan galat hogaya mujhe laga tha tu ye last waala part Sunny ko bataaega or ye sab itana real tha ki Sunny ko bataata tu toh 100% tere sath aata woh main toh double bandey leke aaya tha ki Sunny or uske bandey tere sath aayenge lekin tu toh laalachi nikala bc... Fuck.. Lekin it's ok teri gand toh marri..

Uday-Hey hey suno main tumhe sab bataa dunga sab.. Kahaan kya hai Haryana Mein Sab..

Main-Abe Lund tujhe jitana pata haina utana information Humaare pass already hai.. Sunny chutiya nahi hai jo tere jaise garam khopdi waale ko jyaada information dega..

Uday-Mereko maalum hai drugs Kahaan hain..

Taxi-Iske safe house Mein bhai mujhe address bhi maalum hai..

Main-Uff.. Itana chutiya hai tu lawde toh soch jinda rakh k kya karunga tereko..

Maine niche se ek guard ki gun uthaai bc mast Ekdum Mp5 saala high class log.

Main-Kya yaar Uday kya chutiya hai tu saale Sunny ko bataa deta toh kya Jaata tera..

Ye sun ussne daala apne suit k andar hath or uski gun nikal paati usase Pehle maine bhoon diya usko or meri bullet chaltey he chale snipers bc bhach bhach main turant niche late gaya Sam bhi.. Mujhe pata tha ek baar Mein naa marrenge sab log isliye hum niche he rahe.. Or 30 seconds Baad hogayi wahaan shanti.. Bhenchod gaadiyon Mein Jo light jalaae they unko bhi thok diya.. Dafukk..

Main Sheetal k pass gaya Woh niche jameen par girri thi usko uthane laga main toh uthtey he ussne raipta jadd diya mereko.. Fuck yep i deserved that..

Sheetal-You peice of shit.. You used me..

Main--Chill maine bus help ki Tumhaari..

Sheetal-no you didn't tumne bus khudki help ki.. Sab tumne apne liye kiya.. You don't give a fuck about me or my family sab dhong tha.. You liar you cheater..

Main-Listen Sheetal..

Ye suntey he ussne ek or raipta diya mujhe.. Fuck..

Main-main tumhe isase bachana caahta tha bus..

Sheetal-stop lying for fucks shake.. Main bus ek mohra thi Tumhaare liye isase acha main Karan k sath he theek thi ussne mujhe use toh nahi kiya apna kuch paane k liye.. You are a terrible human being AP everything you did was just your plan.. Get out of my sight and I beg you never show your face to me or my family again.. You lying shack oh shit..

Sheetal itana jorr se chilla rahi thi ki uski awaaj takk badal gayi thi uska munh gusse se fattne ko tha...

Main-listennn..

Sheetal-Stop or I'll kill you right now.. If you come close to any of us I'll kill you.. Stay away from us.. Stay the fuck away from us..

Ye bolke woh apni Gaadi Mein baithi or turant reverse jhaadiyon Mein se nikal gayi.. Fuck that was quick..


That was sad main ye fight toh jeet gaya Par Sheetal ko haar gaya tha.. Lekin chalo ye he sahi atleast ek ghatiya Insaan toh kam hua duniya se.. Rest In Hell Uday.. Sunny You are next...

Continued..

Nice update bhai

 

[Ajay]

Update-86(Daru)


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Sheetal k jaate he Anjali And Team Abeer Mangal Ami Ravi Sam Vinny or Jack bhi aae Baaki bandey still position par they ki kuch or bakchodi naa ho.. Mere 4on taraf laashein he laashein thi bc..

Abeer-OK 2 raiptey not bad..

Main--Shut the fuck up Abeer.. Iss baat kaa jikar kissine bhi kiya toh I'll fuck you up..

Abeer-Sorry.. Tu toh serious hogaya..

Anjali-Shut up jaanwar.. Its ok AP.. Remember tune sab ache k liye he kiya hai..


Main-OK Namit kaa Pehla pillar gaya Ab bache Sunny or uski behen kya naam tha Yuvika and fir Namit..

Abeer- Remember Namit Sanjay kaa 5th piller hai or Namit k sabse chotey piller ko khatam karne mein itana time laga hai toh ahem ahem..

Main-I know I know but mujhe nahi maalum tha ki Uday itana wait karke attack karega ye garam khopdi waala Pehle Bhi kar shakta tha or mujhe laga tha Sunny bhi aaega sathmein toh kya karein ab lekin now its ok ab dekhlenge Sunny or Yuvika ko..

Main Uday k pass aaya uske jebb se uska phone nikaala uski ungali se lock khola.. Issi liye bolta hun bc fingerprint nahi lagaane kaa.. Uske phone Mein Kuch nahi tha nothing kuch chats jo kaam ki nahi thi kuch calls and ussme tha ek number Sunny bhai karke maine kiya usko call..

Sunny - Yes Uday ab kya caahiye.. Maine bola naa ek jagah baith chup karke..

Main-Oh yeah belive me ye toh baith gaya ek jagah..

Sunny-Kon bol raha hai?? AP??

Main - The one and the only.. Wassup..

Sunny-Uday Kahaan hai kya kiya usko tune??

Main-Oh he dead.. He dead dead.. Photo bhejun?? Yaa thode time Baad Uppar Jaake face to face mill lega...

Sunny-You Mott....

Main-Gaali nahi be lawde.. Kamaal karta hai chotu Drugs failaane Mein itana kho gaya ki jo tera main task tha Uday ko bachaake rakhne kaa woh he bhull gaya.. That is bad ab Namit ko kya munh dikhaaega tu..

Sunny-Tera sir kaatke leke jaaunga uske pass bahot khuss hoga woh..

Main-Oh yeah i am waiting aaja bhai lejaa, kaatke rakhta hun main tabtak tu aake uthaalejaana..

Sunny-Oh you want war AP I'll give you war..

Main-Bitch I've been wanting war from day 1 Tumhaari tarah Baaki kaam Mein Nahi fansta hun main i get down to business.. Now get the fuck off this phone bitch.. Or Haan Bhaag Jaa kahin toh halke fulke chances hain bach jaaega tu warna maadarchod maai chhod dunga teri..

Call disconnected....

Anjali - Nice dialogues..

Main-So Anjali ye sab Clean karwaao it's officially started. Media waalon ko bahot badi story millne waali hai all of us Vs Sanjay started.. Kal kaa din bahot busy hoga unke liye..

Anjali-Yep.. Hum dekhlenge you guys can leave now.. Great job yet again.

Main-Also Iss Uday ki body jaise he morgue Mein jaae iski body par ek tracker jarur lagaa dena mereko pakka yakeen hai mrogue Mein Jaane k Baad iski body 100% gayab hogi iske prints wagaairaah k liye yaa fir kuch orr.. I mean production yahi dekhta tha drugs kaa toh bada kuch hath lag shakta hai..

Anjali-Yep main wahi soch rahi thi..

Main - Good job everyone.. We did it we fucking did it..

Main Abeer Sam Ravi Mangal Rohit Or Ami aae wahaan se sathmein Vinny Jack or Baaki bandey bhi they, gaadiyaan thodi aage Park ki thi Humne meri or Sam ki Gaadi wahaan Sheetal k ghar k bahaar khaddi thi jo Sam laane waala tha obviously main nahi jaaunga ab.. Usko kabhi shakal bhi nahi dikhaane waala tha main for real i betrayed her caahe reason koi bhi ho I basically used her and threw her away.. She was totally broken.. And 100% woh kabhi mera chehra nahi dekhna caahegi jo understandable hai or Main dikhaaunga bhi nahi chehra.. Main Mangal Abeer or Ami Abeer ki Gaadi Mein aae ek Gaadi Mein Sam Ravi or Rohit gaye waapis dusari car lene gaon se idhar humlog nikale haweli k liye.. Mera mood dekh k koi kuch nahi bola jyaada seedha haweli pohanchey humlog toh wahaan hall Mein he bhai bhabhi Rishi Meenu or Gupta ji baithtey they bhai ko already inform kardiya tha Iss baare Mein Woh bahot he khuss they..

Deva-Great job guys gread job.. Well done..

Babhi-Don't be stressed AP tune jo kuch bhi kiya woh uss ladki ki or Baaki logon ki bhalaai k liye kiya or ek naa ek din woh ladki bhi ye Baat samjh jaaegi..

Main - I know I know its just I am like.. Nevermind baadmein Baat karenge..

Babhi-It's ok.. Aao dinner ready hai..

Main-Mujhe bhuk nahi hai baadmein khaata..

Ye bolke main seedha apne room Mein aaya aake nahaaya bc munh par punch badhiya laga tha bc dard horaha tha.. Mera mood kaafi awkward tha 2 ghantey hogaye they uss kand ko or ab media Mein Aana suru hogaya tha sab or ek baar suru hua toh fir harr channel par wahi chal raha tha.. Ekdum se pura North India ussi k Uppar divert hogaya tha.. "AP vs SD ".. The War Started.. The Massacre Of Uday.. The AP way.. Iss type ki headings thi jisme dikhaa rahe they ki Uday or uske Bahot Saare bandey maare gaye they blah blah and ye bahot badi success thi Humaare liye and all.. Recently jitane bhi drugs cases they woh sab Uday se related they toh usko maarke Humne acha kiya and all.. Kuch channel still debate par they ki kya hum unhe jinda nahi pakkad shaktey they, bhenchod Lund lelo jinda..

Issi bich Anaa kaa call aaya mere pass..

Main-Hi..

Anaa-AP theek ho tum?? Maine news Mein dekha abhi.

Main-Yeah kind of..

Anaa-AP sab theek hai?? Aise Baat kyun kar rahe ho..

Main-Nothing Anaa I am just tired of stuff lots of people died. Lots of people betrayed I betrayed someone today..And I can't get over it.. The guilt of that betrayal is eating me alive..

Anaa-AP it's ok tumne kiya hai toh sab soch samjh k he kiya hoga you just saved so many lives ab aise Matt karo everything will be fine.. Main aaun millne??

Main-No i am good don't worry i'll be over it soon..

Anaa-Yeah thats good for you..

Main-Yep.. Thanks.. Ok i'll call you back right..

Anaa-OK.. Take care love you..

Call disconnected..

Fuck bhenchod.. Aise toh kaam nahi chalega bc.. I need something yes.. Daru.. Daru..

Maine Sam ko call kiya Woh log abhi takk nahi aae they..

Sam-Ji Sir bus aagaye..

Main - Sun aatey hue daru le aana be..

Sam - Kyun??

Main-Mood theek karna hai bc Gaadi Mein he rakh aana sab fir baadmein sabke sone k Baad pee aaenge..

Sam-Ok boss.. I love this idea..

Call disconnected..

11 baje they Sam wagaairaah bhi aagaye they bus thodi derr Mein Jaane waale they humlog maine niche dekha toh sab rooms bandh he they toh humlog dabe paon nikale bahaar garden Mein aagaye haash saved.. Gaadi Sam ne bahaar he rakhi thi shayaana hai woh..

Shyaam - Beta raatko Kahaan??

Ravi-Bus kaka yahin hain..

Kaka-Oh party sharty. Jaao Jaao beta jyaada late Matt karna..

Main Sam Ravi or Rohit aae bahaar Gaadi Mein baithtey jyaada durr Jaane ki jarurat nahi thi bc isliye bus gaon se nikale ek side Mein lagaai Gaadi.. Blue lable ki 2 bottles chakkna soda and glasses wagaairaah le aae they wohlog.

Main-Dabaa k piyo jyaada durr Jaana Nahi hai jyaada hogayi toh paidal chale jaaenge lekin befaltu ki baat nahi koi, mood sahi karna hai kharaab nahi..

Seats wagaairaah fix karke humlog ne ready kiya sab.. Ab as usual peg banaaney ki suruwaat maine ki or sabke banaae 30 ml k badhiya peg or apna banaaya 120 ml bhenchod aag lagne do...

Bus jaanwaron ki tarah tutt paddey humlog peg par peg or nasha hone k Baad bakchodi chaalu hogayi tab naa yaad raha kuch bhi bc.. Humlog late night takk peetey rahe main akela 1 bottle se jyaada dhakaar gaya tha khaana khaaya nahi tha jagah he jagah thi bc.. Or raat 1 baje k aas pass takk humlog bhayaanak tight hogaye they like full nasha.. Behtarin waala.. 2 k 4 or 4 k 8 hogaye they.. Gaadi nahi chalne waali thi bc, lekin ab haweli or jyaada durr lag rahi thi.. Isliye main bana driver lund mera paidal Jaaega... Waise bhi Konsa main road se Jaana Hai bc gaon Mein he toh Jaana Hai.. Isliye maine suru ki Gaadi jo Pehle seedhi bandh hui..

Sam-Le aagaye itana jaldi bc.. Hahahaha.. Waise he darr rahe they..

Ravi-Arrey rukkja abhi na aae hai.. Hahaha.. Abhi toh suru he naa hui.. Kick maarni padegi..

Main- Ye left Mein Jaana Hai naa apne ko??

Rohit-Bhosdk left Mein toh raasta he naa hai.. Dekh Kya raha hai tu..seedha lele pohanch jaayenge.

Maine bade he musqill se Gaadi suru ki or seedhi chalaadi bc thankfully humlog 90 seconds Mein toh pohanch gaye hum.. Gaadi bahaar he roukkdi Humne chaabi andar he chhodi..

Guard-Main kardunga bhai aao andar takk chhod detey hain..

guards aae Humein sahara dene..

Main-Naa be theek hain hum chup chaap Jaake sojaaenge..

Ab humlog lawn Mein se hotey hue andar takk aagaye bhenchod gand fatt gayi Yahaan takk aane Mein.. Naa ab Uppar naa Jaane waala main toh.. Main wahi hall Mein sofa Parr girr padda Baaki toh or bhi tight they woh bhi wahin sofas pakkad pakkad k girr paddey.. Or bus blank.. Bhenchod sab tension durr Saara guilt durr daru bhenchod kya cheej Hai..Sheetal Uday sunny sab bhul gaya tha main.. Lekin Kabtak.................................



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Nice update bhai

 

[Ajay]

Update-87(The Happiest News)

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Humlog wahin hall Mein sofas par girr paddey or paddtey he nind aagayi bc.. Subah meri aankh khulli kissi ki awaaj se meri khopdi almost fattne ko thi maine karwat leke dekhna caaha ki kon bol raha hai lekin karwat letey he bhenchod main niche girra sofa se..

Babhi-Kab kaise or kyun??

Maine halki halki aankhein khol k dekha toh Saamne Bhai Babhi or Jaanwar khaddey they..

Main bina jawab diye khadda hua or waapis sofa par girr padda..

Babhi-Atleast room Mein Jaake toh sojaa..

Lekin usase Pehle main dobara so chuka tha.. Fuck.. Bc.. Then again main utha tab sirr itana Dard nahi kar raha tha main uth ke sofa par baitha toh mere side waale sofa par Rohit or Saamne Sam so rahe they or Ravi meri tarah uthke baitha tha or figure out kar raha tha ki raat ko hua kya tha..

Ravi-Mera phone dekha be??

Main-Gaadi Mein hoga..

Ravi-bc sirr Dard kar raha hai tera??

Main-Abhi theek hai subah jyaada tha..

Maine time dekha toh bc 9 baje they subah k.. Fuck..

Main utha bhenchod muttana tha Pehle toh isliye main seedha room Mein gaya bhenchod seedhiyaan 1 ki 4 dikh rahi thi sab ghum raha tha still. Main room Mein aaya Pehle toh tanki khaali ki bc and then shower k niche khadda hogaya.. Haash ab Jaake sans aaya..Ab lagi thi bhuk bahot jyaada kyunki raatko dinner bhi nahi kiya tha.. Main niche aaya toh Sam or Rohit dono ko Rishi or Babhi ne utha diya tha or woh log sofa par apna sirr pakkadey baithtey they Meenu bhi wahin thi. Ab tha lecture time..

Babhi-Aao sahab aao..

Main - I am sorry..

Babhi-toh issi liye dinner naa kiya tune..

Main-Naa woh toh mood he naa tha uske Baad he plan hua sab.. Mujhe lagi hai bhayaanak bhook..

Sam-Mera phone Kahaan haibe..

Main-Gaadi Mein hoga bc mujhse kya puch rahe ho..

Rohit-Gaadi Mein Nahi tha mera bhi nahi hai..

Main-Ravi le aaya hoga fir Gaadi se.. Bc hath Mein phone leke kon daru peeta hai..

Rohit-Sirr naa dukha be side hatt..Babhi bhook lagi hai..

Babhi-Ji jarur.. Nahaake Aao Pehle..

Main-Main toh nahaa liya mere liye toh lagaao..

Babhi-Sab sathmein..

Main-Jaldi utho be Nahaake aao..

Woh dono turant uthke gaye Uppar jaisa maine kaha hai Pehle Bhi ki Rohit kaa ek room Yahaan bhi hai as most of time ye yahin rehta hai.. Woh dono gaye nahaane or Ravi ready hoke niche aaya uske pass phone they sabke woh mere pass aake baith gaya..

Babhi-Waise ek kaam ki baat karni hai tumse..

Ravi-Ye iska AP kaa idea tha sab. A to Z.. Sab iska tha..

Main-What the fuck bitch..

Babhi-Uske baare Mein Baat nahi karni hai duffer..

Main-Toh bolo..

Babhi-Sabko aane de Pehle..

Main-ok..

Sam or Rohit k aane se Pehle bhai Abeer or Mangal aagaye...

Main-Aaj full family breakfast nice..

Babhi-Sabko discussion k liye he rouka hai..

Main-Aisi kya Baat hogayi.. Abe Ravi koi kand kiya tune..?

Ravi-Hell no..

Abeer -Kahaan thi kal party??

Main-Apne chownk par..

Tab aae Ami Rohit or Sam bhi niche..

Babhi-Aao sab breakfast ready hai..

Aaj full family thi dinning table par.. Bhai Babhi Abeer Mangal Rishi Main Sam Ravi Rohit Ami or Meenu bhi.. Humlog baithe kaka ne khaana lgawaaya mast aalu k paraanthey they..

Main-Gajab Maja aajaaega aajtoh..

Maine khudki plate bharri..

Babhi-So Baat ye hai..

Main-Baat baadmein mereko khaane do.. Sab Baat pata he hain mujhe waise bhi...

Ravi-Same..

Sam-Same..

Babhi-Achaa tumhe sab pata hai? Ghar Mein Kya hota hai kya nahi??

Main -Obviously Haan..

Ravi-Yep..

Babhi-Oh toh Kitane members hain ghar Mein Sab maalum hoga..

Main-Ofcourse..

Babhi-Kon kya karta hai sab pata hoga..

Ravi-Yep bilkul..

Babhi-Firtoh tumhe Mangal or Meenu ki relationship kaa bhi pata hoga..

Main-Ofcourse pata hai. Hajaia. Hua... What the fuck.. Ek second.. What the fuck.. Kya kaha aapne??

Main Pehla niwala lene waala tha jo bichmein he rukk gaya.. Same Ravi Rohit or Sam kaa haal tha..

Sam-Dafukk?? Ek second repeat please.. Babhi please repeat..

Babhi-Yeah sahi suna Meenu or Mangal relationship Mein Hain..

Main-How?? Kab kaise??

Babhi-Almost 10 months se.. Marriage is on the cards..

Main-Hold up hold up.. Are you serious??

Babhi-Yep..

Main turant apni jagah par khadda hua..

Main-Or ye Baat kiss kiss ko pata hai??

Babhi-Tum 4 ko chhodke Baaki sabko..

Sam-What the fuck.. Mangal saale Humse chupaaya tune..

Mangal-Listen be sab itana jaldi hua Pehle toh Humein he nahi maalum tha then fir itana sab horaha tha Pehle RJ then ye Sanjay and all main nahi caahta ki tumlog disturb hojaao.. Keval Babhi or Bhai ko he maalum tha Baaki sabko toh abhi last week bataaya Humne bus tum 4 Baaki they..

Ravi-Bitch shut the fuck up..

Main-Listen Meenu i love you and I am so so so happy for you guys like bahot jyaada Mangal ko tumse better koi mill he nahi shakta for sure.. but seriously fuck you guys..

Ravi - Yeah Meenu love you.. But fuck Mangal bhencccc.... Bc ye kya matlab hua..

Main-Bhai "BRO CODE" kaa kya hua??

Rohit - ek minute main still nashe Mein hun yaa ye sab actually ho raha hai for real??

Mangal-Listen.

Main-Shut up bitch..

Mangal-Bhai aap he bolo naa..

Main-Bhai kya bolenge unhe toh Pehle se pata tha..

Babhi-On the brighter side ye bhi toh dekho Meenu jaisi family member mill rahi hai Humein..

Main-Oh that is great.. I mean Meenu Pehle he family member thi but ab officially join hogi I love it.. Meenu se better Iss bhundi shakal k jaanwar ko koi mill nahi shakti.. Meenu is perfect..

Sam-Tu idhar Aa toh kuch Baat karni hai tujhse..

Main-Haan idhar Aa..

Babhi-Arrey khaana toh khaa lo Pehle..

Main-Meri bhuk Marr gayi..

Main Sam Ravi Rohit or Mangal ek side aae..

Mangal-Bhai sun..

Main-Bhosdk tu sun.. Ye kya bakchodi hui bhenchod bhaiyon se Baat chupaaega ab..

Mangal-Abe main distract nahi karna caahta tha tujhe Red John then ye Sanjay i know tera dimag kaise kaam karta hai or Main nahi caahta tha tu distract ho..

Main-Abe Lund mission bhai se important thodi hai..

Sam-Abe isse distract nahi karta atleast humein toh bataa deta tu..

Ravi-Wahi toh lawde..

Mangal-Abe chutiya nahi hun main tumhe bataa deta toh tum sabse Pehle issi ko bataatey..

Main-Haan kyunki ye real bro hain teri tarah Baat nahi chupaatey mujhse bhosdk itani badi Baat..

Rohit-Ye toh gand maardi tune..

Mangal-I am sorry.. Sun..

Main-Sorry bhenchod sorry.. You know what Mangal fuck you.. Main jaaraha Yahaan se.. Fuck you.. Bhenchod fuck you.. You peice of shit..

Ye bolke main waapis sabke pass aaya or Meenu ko hug kiya..

Main-I am so happy for you.. Also thanks for accepting this piece of shit..

Isspar Meenu ne hanste hue kaha..

Meenu-Thankyou AP..

Ye bol main bahaar ki taraf chal padda..

Main--Mangal piche matt Aa be main sacmein munh fodd dunga fir Matt kehna..

Ye bol main bahaar nikal gaya.. Bc main confusiya gaya tha main bahot jyaada khuss tha I mean Meenu and Mangal i love it.. Lekin utana he gussa tha main bc Mangal ne mujhe nahi bataaya bhenchod humlog ladkiyon se related literally harr Baat share kartey hain fir woh caahe 1 night stand ho yaa fir lifetime relationship.. Lekin bhenchod Mangal ne mujhe naa bataaya woh bhi mere kaam ki wajah se.. Aisa kaam gand Mein gaya bhenchod ki main apne bhai se durr hojaaun.. Uppar se bhenchod Iss Baat kaa gum tha ki main apne bhai ko nahi padh paaya ye sab literally meri naak k niche hua or Main apne bhai ko nahi padh paaya uski khussi nahi bhaanp paaya I am fucking sad.. Meri khopdi kuch toh Sheetal or fir ab hangover se kharaab thi Orr ab bachi kuchi bhi gayi thi.. Bhenchod how?? Why??

Ye sab sochta sochta main gaon k addey par aagaya tha bc bhenchod college he Jaata hun Yahaan khaali baitha raha toh Mangal ki gand foddne ki planning he kardunga main.. Maine ek auto rukkwaai or usme baith he raha tha ki Sam ne awaaj di mujhe.. SAM Ravi or Rohit bhi aarahe they.. Main baitha auto Mein Woh log bhi aake baithtey..

Sam-Bhenchod can you belive it?? Why?? Dafukk.. Bhenchod hua kya ye sab??

Rahul-Mujhe still lag raha hai main nashe Mein hun..

Ye sun maine maari laat usko baithtey baithtey..

Rahul-Bhenchod ye toh sach he hai..

Ravi-Bhai ek baat bataao kya tum Mein se kissi ko kabhi Shakk hua tha Iss Baat kaa kyunki mujhe toh lund bhi nahi pata tha..

Main-Wahi toh issue haibe humlog Humaare bhai ko nahi padh paae.. Bhenchod aisa kya busy hogaye life Mein.. Dafukk..

Sam-Wahi.. Or Abe Saari galti humari nahi hai Mangal ki bhi toh hai..

Main-Hell yeah.. Galati Saari usski he hai be.. I mean bhenchod humlog chota bada sab kand share kartey hain...

Sam-Wahi toh ab dekh tune Sheetal waala bataaya tha naa sabse Pehle jabki Kitana embarrassing tha woh tere liye..

Ravi-True..

Main-Wahi main ye soch raha tha abhi.. Gand marrae mission..

Driver - College aagaya sahaab..

Humlog uttare..

Main-Mera purse nahi hai koi do toh be paise..

Sam-Bc purse toh mera bhi nahi hai.. Kissi kaa nahi haibe sabke purse toh Gaadi Mein paddey they raatko.. Ye chutiya Ravi phone toh uthaalaya purse naa laaya..

Ravi-Mera hai main le aaya tha..

Main-Mera toh room Mein he tha..

Ravi ne purse nikaala toh usme bc 500 kaa 1 note tha..

Main-Bhosdk gareeb..

Ravi-Abe Lund kaa gareeb cash kon rakhta hai ab.. Or parson se sab main he deraha hun lund cash bachega..

Driver-Sahaab chutta dedo naa.. 80 he hue hain..

Main-Nahi hai bhai.. 100 kaatle..

Driver - Sahaab subah subah Kahaan se dunga chuttey...

Main-Bhai jitane hain utane toh dey waapis bhi aise he Jaana Hai..

Driver ne Ravi ko apne auto Mein se Saare paise dediye 10, 20 k notes bc..

Driver-180 he hain sahaab..

Main-Bahot chal thanks..

Ravi-Pehle toh coffee peetey hain kam se kam dimag toh center Mein aae aage ki planning uske Baad..

Humlog andar aae canteen ki side..

Sam-Abe tumhe kya lagta hai Nicki mam ko pata hoga ye??

Main-Hell no..

Ravi-Bc agar unhe pata hai or unhone bhi nahi bataaya toh Tandav hoga..

Rohit-100% unhe pata hoga Abe Babhi Nicki mam ko sab batati hai a to Z..

Main-Fuck coffee.. Main puchke aaunga Pehle.

Coffee se munh ferr hum seedhe humari class ki side chal paddey curiosity bahot jyaada thi bc..

Ravi-Nicki mam shayad apne chamber Mein hongi apni class end hui hai abhi toh wahaan se Seedha chamber Mein jaati hain woh.

Main-I swear to God agar Nicki mam ko pata hua toh I am gonna freak the fuck out..

Rohit - 100% unko maalum hai..

Main-No way..

Rohit - Bet lagaaega..

Main-Lagaale..

Rohit-Agar main jeeta toh teri Saint Laurent Bomber jacket meri..

Main-Hell no bitch.. Fuck you.. Fuck you fuck you fuck you.. Bhosdk pure India Mein Nahi milegi tujhe filhaal.. 4.5 lakh lage hain uske Uppar.. Rishi ne 1000 phones kiye tab Jaake milli thi.


Rohit-Abe usko pehnta Kahaan hai tu..

Main-Won showpiece hai bitch.. Aise thodi 4.5 lakh ki jacket pehnke ghumunga main..

Rohit - Buss fatt gayi..

Main-You know what fuck it I belive in Nicki mam toh done deal.. Agar main jeeta toh teri Ducati Penigaler meri..

Rohit - Aji Lund lele.. Bhosdk 50 lakh ki bike vs 4.5 lakh ki jacket.. Sun main haara toh 6 lakh in cash or bol..

Main-Done..

Humlog chamber side aae toh Nicki mam bahaar hall Mein khaddi thi or assignment lerahi thi Humaare class waale log he they.. Ashish Ajit Mouni Arushi even Anaa bhi thi wahaan..

Nicki-Oh god no way tumlog bhi bahana banaane aae ho..

Main-Hell no..kaisa bahana..

Nicki--Yelog k bahaane sun rahi hun main assignment naa complete karne waalon k..

Main-I don't even know assignment dikhta kaisa hai..

Nicki-Main samjh gayi thi..

Main- Nicki mam we need to talk..

Nicki-OK 5 minutes bus..

Main-Like right now we don't even have 1 minutes

Nicki-Arrey let me hear them out.

Main-Arrey sunliya sabka guys Monday takk sab complete karloge naa??

Ispar sab khussi khussi chilaae..

Sab-Ofcourse..

Main-Yelo..Ab aao naa please..

Nicki-Aise kaise last date kal thi..

Main-Arrey chhodo naa inko main bawla hojaaunga tabtak.. Karlenge complete Monday takk ek baar suno toh..

Nicki-Oh god aao andar.. Guys wait a second..

Hum 4on Nicki mam k sath andar unke chamber Mein aae..

Nicki--Bolo kya hua..

Main - Nicki mam aapke ek Jawaab par meri Jaan tikki hai..

Rohit-Or mere 6 lakh..

Nicki-Wait what..

Main-Leave that..listen please answer carefully.. Kya aapko Mangal or Meenu ki relationship k baare mein pata tha??

Nicki--Wait what..

Main-Gajab nahi pata tha..

Nicki-Tumhe kissne bataadi?? Deepu said ki tumlog ko nahi bataana hai..

Main-What?? Aapko pata tha..

Nicki-Obviously..

Bhenchod ek or jhatka jacket gayi Armaan bhi gaye.. Main piche deewar se lag gaya..

Rohit-Hell yeah.. Thank you thank-you thank you Nicki mam..

Main-Mam aapne bhi nahi bataaya Humein..

Nicki - Actually..

Main-Bahaana nahi.. I am out..

Maine chamber k gate ko maari laat jo bahaar ki side dhadaam se khulla.. Or bahaar Ashish kaan laga k sun raha tha uski gand fatt gayi awaaj se..

Main-Bhosdk spying device lele aise thodi kaam chalega..

Nicki--A AP sun toh listen..

Main-Hell no..

Hum 4on wahaan se seedhe niche ki taraf holiye..

Main-Mereko daru peeni hai..

Sam-Abe raat waali he naa uttar hai theek se..

Main-Tereko nahi peeni toh matt pee..

Sam-Kyun bc main toh peeyunga he..

Main-Let's go then..

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Nice update bhai

 

[Ajay]

Update-88(Daru Again)

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Iss time Mein daru se better kuch nahi hota bc bus wahi kaam aati hai..

Rohit-Aroma chalein?? Nikhil k pass..

Main-Gajab..

Aroma jaise maine Pehle Bhi bataaya hai north India ki sabse luxury bar chain hai jiska owner hai Nikhil jo humara family friend hai. Iske Yahaan he Ashish ki birthday party hui thi..

Maine kiya Nikhil ko call..

Main-Kaise bade bhai..

Nikhil-Mast chotey..

Main-Kahaan hai??

Nikhil - Delhi se aaraha hun..

Main-Perfect daru peeni hai...

Nikhil-Waah bc kabhi mana kiya hai kya maine.. Sun 2 ghantey Mein pohanch jaaunga main seedha bar he aajaunga..

Main-Sun fir toh Humein college se he pick karlena Gaadi nahi hai Humaare pass.. Jaldi kariyo..

Nikhil-Aagaya bus..

Call disconnected

Main - 2 ghantey Mein aajaega woh aao tabtak laxman k pass he baithtey hain..

Anaa-Kya occasion hai Humein bhi toh bataao..

Ye sun main piche mudda toh Anaa or Arushi khaddi thi.. And Anaa ka cehra laal horaha tha.. She hates daru.. And now it's a problem..

Anaa-Kya hua?? Hello.. Knock knock..

Ravi-Tu samjhaa bhai humlog Laxman k pass hain..

Ye bol Sam Ravi or Rohit chale gaye Arushi bhi gayi wahaan se hum dono ko akela chhod..

Main-No occasion at all..

Anaa-Hmm ek second mujhe kissi ne bola tha ki Woh keval occasions par he drink karta hai.. Yaad Nahi kissne bola tha..

Main-I know I know maine bola tha but tum nahi samjhogi it's an issue..

Anaa-Oh main try karungi samjhaake toh dekho..

Main-Listen Anaa you know main aise he befaltu Mein drink nahi karunga..

Anaa-OK nahi bataana toh Matt batao.. Its ok go for it dabba k peeyo. Go go..

Main-Anaa listen..

Anaa-Go go..

Ye bol Anaa chali gayi or uske piche Jaane kaa mera mood nahi tha.. Ab main wait nahi kar shakta tha bhenchod ek or bakchodi bc ab toh abhi peeni hai.. Fuck this mujhe abhi peeni hai..

Main aaya canteen Mein Jahaan Sam Ravi or Rohit they Anaa bhi yahin aai thi..

Main-Aao be Sam..

Sam-Aagaya Nikhil..

Main-Fuck Nikhil woh aaega tabtak toh kaam ho he jaaega aaja..

Ye bol main nikala bahaar or mere piche piche woh teeno..

Sam-Ye bhi dimag khaagayi kya jo Ekdum se aag lag gayi..

Main-Yep.. Lets go.. Theka Kahaan hai idhar??

Sam-Aage chownk par.

Main-Woh toh online payments letey he honge bc. Aajao..

Humlog paidal he gaye thoda durr tha college se toh time lag gaya lekin aag lagi thi.. Humlog gaye Ravi gaya laane.. Or waapis aaya toh Teacher's whisky leke sabse badhiya yahi thi theke Mein.

Ab jagah caahiye thi or jagah thi college boys hostel.. Jo yahin pass Mein tha Shubam or Baaki sab yahin rehtey they Maine kiya Shubam ko call.. Tabtak humlog ne entry Lee andar guard Rohit ko ache se jaanta hai toh ussne rouka nahi Ravi gaya chakkna wagaairaah lene..

Shubam-Ji AP bhai..

Main-Tere room ki key Kahaan hai..

Shuba-Wahin Uppar gate ki khidki Mein.. Kyun kya hua?? Ladki hai yaa daru??

Main-Daru.. Aaja peeni hai toh..

Shubam -Arrey neki or puch puch bhai.. Abhi aaya college he hun..

Call disconnected..

Hostel almost khaali tha as sablog college Mein they tabtak Humne khola Shubam kaa room andar aae 3 bottles thi yaani 2.3 litre daru ab main raat takk naa rukkne waala tha.. Ravi aaya glass Paani soda chakkna wagaairaah le aaya sab baithtey gate bandh kar rahe they ki Shubam aagaya.. Shubam actually Rohit kaa chela hai Suru Mein Rohit jab president tha toh yahin hostel Mein rehta tha Shubam uska chela tha tabse ab Rohit politics se hatt gaya toh wahi Hai Rohit ki jagah Abhi gang k against yahi khadda hoga president K liye..


Maine turant sabke peg banaae..Sabne apna peg uthaya..

Main-on 3, 2, 1 Fuck Mangal..

Sam-Fuck Mangal..

Ravi-Fuck Mangal..

Rohit-Fuck Mangal..

Sab-Cheers..

Bc kuch theek se khaaya nahi tha kal dophar se lekin daru second time pee rahe they ab.. Lekin abhi hum maje leke nahi bus nasha karne k liye pee rahe they kyunki mood itana kharaab tha.. Or karna kuch tha nahi peeke yahi padd jaayenge.. Hum sabke phones silent they kyunki gharse bahot calls aarahe they ab gharwalon ko bhi maalum tha aise toh nahi maanenge humlog.. Next 15 minutes Mein badhiya surur ban gaya tha bc meetha-2 nasha hogaya tha..

Rohit-Waise Mangal ko jinda chhodke galati toh nahi kar rahe hain hum?

Sam-True thokdetey hain bhosdk ko..

Ravi-I agree chalo abhi..

Main-Nahi be usko thokdiya toh uski Shaadi Mein daru kaise peeyenge bhalla..

Rohit-Arrey Haan bc.. True.. Jinda he rehney dey.. Oye Ravi Sun Matt maarna usko..

Main-Rukk saale ko phone karke Gaali sunaata hun..

Maine apna phone nikaala toh bc abhi recently Anjali k 7 miss calls they.. Dafukk. Anjali toh aise call naa karegi koi kaam hoga pakka.. Or ye soch raha tha Iss bich Anjali kaa firse call aagaya..Maine uthaata..

Anjali-What the fuck boss kahan ho tumlog koi call nahi utha raha.

Main-Sorry silent tha.. Kya hua??

Anjali-Woh Uday ki body hospital se bahaar Jaa chuki hai humlog follow kar rahe hain usko.. Tumhaare order k liye rukki thi abhi roukdein unhe yaa Jaane dein..

Main-Jaane do location caahiye bandey nahi caahiye mereko ye bus chutiya log honge jinhe ghanta kuch nahi pata hoga.. Main aaraha hun..

Anjali-Ok.. Humlog ne old industrial area cross kiya hai abhi or Main road se out of city jarahe hain..

Main-On my way..

Call disconnected..

Hell yeah maine tukka maara tha ki Uday ki body leke jarur jaayenge fir woh caahe usko proper tarah se daffan karne k liye ho yaa uske body parts k liye I don't know lekin mujhe laga he tha aisa kuch.. Or mereko apni frustration nikaalne kaa mouka mill gaya tha.. Lekin fuck bhenchod car nahi thi Yahaan..

Main-Oye Shubam tu bike laaya hai teri??

Shubam-Haan bhai..

Rohit-Kidhar jaraha hai be..

Main-Halka saa kaam hai tumlog chaalu rakho waapis aata hun main..

Ravi-OK. Aaram se letey hain humlog fir..

Main-Yep..laa be chaabi de toh..

Maine Shubam ki bike ki chaabi Lee niche aaya badhiya Surrur horaha tha mujhe lekin itana bhi nahi ki bc Uday ko Jaane dun.. Main niche aaya toh Shubam ki bullet khaddi thi bc I hate loud sounds waali bike lekin Filhaal yahi thi. Maine bike start ki or nikala wahaan se.. Full pel diya maine bike ko bc.. Or ab thobdey par thandi hawa lag lag k nasha thoda saa Orr tight hogaya bc isliye bike slow karli maine..

7 minute Mein main old industrial area pohancha or wahaan ek side rukk k Anjali ko call kiya new location k liye..

Anjali - Boss wohlog ek farm house Mein leke gaye hain uski body.. Ye apna mahavir Nagar petrol pump hai uske piche 4 farm house hain wahin hain humlog..

Main-Mere liye gun laai hai?? Because I don't have a gun.

Anjali-Abeer laaya hai Tumhaari deagle tum jaldi pohancho..

Main-3 minute..

Call disconnected..

Main 3 minute k aas pass Mein he pohanch gaya wahaan.. Bike roukki thoda piche.. Or aage paidal he aaya bc halke halke pair bhi ladkhadaane lage they.. Wahaan aage mujhe ek side Mein Anjali ki car or apni RR khaddi dikh gayi.. Main seedha unke pass he gaya. Humlog filhaal farmhouse k piche they toh Humein koi dekh nahi shakta tha andar se..

Wahaan Par Anjali Jiya Deepak Pooja Priyanka Rajat or Ajay they yaani full team thi. Uske alaawa Abeer Mangal Vinny or Ami bhi they wahaan..

Anjali-Finally boss.. Thank god.. Ek second you drunk??

Main-Not drunk suru he kiya tha ki call aagaya Tumhaara..

Anjali - Arrey Waah kya ocassion hai..

Main-Puch Matt ye Mangal..

Anjali--Arrey Waah Tumhe pata chal gaya iski relationship kaa..

Main-Hold up.. Hold the fuck up.. Tumhe pata tha??

Anjali-Yeah almost 1 week se..

Main-What the fuck.. Bhenchod tum sabne chutiya banaaya matlab mujhe sabko pata hai bus mujhe nahi.. Bhenchod agar andar ek do goli idhar udhar lag jaae kissi ko toh don't blame me bhenchod Pehle toh tumhe he maarun ek ek..

Mangal-Abe sun toh yaar..

Main-Fuck you bitch..

Mangal-Bhai sun toh..

Main-Shut the fuck up.. Chalo kya scene hai..


Abeer-Ye le deagle teri..

Main-Bc dono le aata..

Abeer-Dusari milli nahi mujhe..

Main--Chal ek he bahot hai..

Abeer ne mujhe meri deagle di haash my baby..

Anjali - Ye Saamne jo farmhouse hai ussme gayi hai woh Van humlog wait kar rahe they koi dusara aae Yahaan..

Main-Hell no koi nahi aane waala Yahaan yelog Sunny k bandey hain or Yahaan andar Uday ki fingerprint se koi door open karna hoga unhe 100%..

Anjali-Tu itana sure kaise hai..

Main-I mean look at the place Anjali itana open Mein Sunny thodi aaega Yahaan koi 1 guard takk nahi hai bahaar Sunny bahot shayaana hai woh emotions Mein naa behta.. Yahaan koi safe wagaairaah hogi 100%..Issliye let's move in. Inko thok k safe hum he kholenge.

Anjali-so kya plan hai..

Main-Humlog 12 hain.. 3 front gate se jaayenge 6 Yahaan piche deewar kuddke or 3 left side se jahaan woh mini gate hai..

Anjali-So kya teams hongi..

Main-Woh tum dekho bus main gate se jaaunga apun koi deewar nahi kuddne waala..Also seedha thokna Matt warning then shoot..

Teams divide hui mujhe Abeer or Ami mille humlog main gate se Jaane waale they isliye humlog aae aage..

Abeer-Bc kabtak munh fulaake rakhega be..

Main-Gandu chup reh banduk badhiya hai terese mere pass thokdunga..Tu soch agar main aise nahi bataata tujhe toh tu kya karta..

Abeer-Teri gand fodd deta..

Main-Bus toh fir..

Abeer-I know gussa jaayaj hai issi liye main kuch bola nahi tereko Subah se..

Main-I know sabko pata hai jaayaj hai gussa isliye koi bichmein nahi aaya..

Abeer-Issi liye pucha kabtak gussa rahega..

Main - Dekhtey hain ache se sabak sikhney dey usko..

Abeer - But bc soch k dekh Meenu se better kya hoga bc..

Main-I know bhai I know itana khuss hun main ki puch Matt woh khussi permanent hai ye gussa temporary..

Abeer-I know.. Kahaan pee raho ho??

Main-Chup be jyaada frank naa ho ab gussa tujhse bhi hun main.. I mean sabse hun gussa main.. Bus meri darling Ami ko chhodke i love you Ami..

Ami - I know boss. Mujhe pata hota toh sabse Pehle aapko batati..

Abeer-Yeah issi liye bataaya nahi tujhe..

Main-Dada Matt ban thokdenge bc.. Le ye gate Todd ab..

Abeer - What tha fuck..

Main-Abe normal saa toh hai piche hatt or Maar laat..

Abeer-Side hatt toh..

Main side hatta or Abeer ne maari ek laat woh gate ki kundi tutt gayi bc or Sapp karke khull gaya or humlog bhaage andar kyunki awaaj hogayi thi kuch jyaada he. Aage lawn se hotey hue main gate par aae jo khulla tha isliye humlog seedhe andar he ghuss gaye.. Toh andar hall Mein Ek sofa par Uday ki body paddi thi or uske agal bagal 4 bandey they 1 phone kar raha tha kissi ko or Baaki 3 tv dekh rahe they bc.. Humein dekh unki gand fatt gayi..

Main-Hath Uppar maadarchod hath upppar.. Phone Kaat phone Kaat..

Abeer-Shayaana Matt ban remote rakh niche or hath Uppar..

Humaare sath sath he Baaki log bhi enter hue or Humne un 4on ko liya gun point par..

Main-Haanji sir good morning.. How are you guys doing??


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Nice update bhai

 

[Ajay]

Update-89(Holy Shit!)
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Main-Haan be chutiyo Tumhara boss kon hai..


Main—Abe koi toh bolo warna thokdunga..

Aadmi1-Hhhumein keval body laane ko bola tha..

Main--I know lekin kissne bola tha..

Aadmi1-Anil bhai ne.. Anil Desai..

Main - Ye kon hai bhenchod ab..

Anjali-Anil Desai Sunny kaa right hand hai..

Main-Oh i see i see i see.. Kahaan millne waala hai woh tumhe..

Aadmi-Humein koi nahi millne waala Humein body Yahaan leke aani thi or fir woh log call karne waale they mujhe ki aage kya karna hai abhi ussi ko call kar raha tha main..

I knew it bc I fucking knew it..

Main-Interesting..

Aadmi-Ye dekho ussi kaa phone aaraha hai..

Main-Utha or chill karke Baat karna speaker par daal..

Ussne phone uthaaya..

Aadmi-Ji Anil sir..

Anil-Pohanchey??

Aadmi-Ji andar hain hum..

Anil-Kissi ne picha toh nahi kiya??

Aadmi-Ji nahi..

Anil-Perfect suno ab aage tumhe karna ye hai ki apni banduk nikaalo or khudko thoklo..

Aadmi-Kya??

Anil-Chutiya samjha hai kya Humein.. Haan.. Hahahahaha..Humein nahi pata hoga ki kon follow kar raha hai Humaare Bandon ko.. Jaanta nahi hai kya Humein?? Saale double cross karega..


Ye bluff tha ye tukka tha uska 100% uski awaaj Mein confidence nahi tha question tha ye.. Usse nahi pata tha koi hai Yahaan woh bus ugalwaana caahta tha usase ki kahin kuch galat toh nahi hai.. Maine turant usse ishaara kiya ki stay calm stay calm..

Aadmi1-Anil bhai?? Kon picha kar raha tha humara?? Humein toh kuch nahi dikha Yahaan takk ki abhi Iss area Mein toh koi Gaadi takk nahi hai mere bandey bahaar he hain..

Anil-Arrey tujhse Baat nahi kar raha tha main..

Baat toh beta inse he kar raha tha ye.. Interesting ye banda unique milla ek I like it I like it agar koi chutiya hota toh Yahaan fans Jaata but maine meri choti si life in mind games Mein he nikaali hai main samjh gaya tha woh bata nahi raha tha question kar raha tha harr Baat k Baad pause leraha tha woh, yaani woh bhaanp raha tha sunana caah raha tha kuch.. Ye banda shayaana hai bc.. Lekin main kaafi jyaada shayaana hun..

Anil-Body Kahaan hai..??

Aadmi-Ji mere Saamne..

Anil-OK body wahaan chhodke nikalo tum aage kaa kaam Rana or uske bandey dekh lenge usse pata hai kya karna hai..

Aadmi-Gate wagaairaah khulla he rakh k jaayein??

Anil-Haan.. Dikhna matt wahaan warna Rana ko jaanta hai tu..

Aadmi-Ji bhai ji bhai..

Call disconnected..

Main - Ab ye Rana kon hai bhosdk..

Aadmi-Ye Sunny ka he ek aadmi hai..

Main-Kaisa dikhta hai.. Kaise pehchaanunga usko main...

Aadmi-Oh usko apne aap pehchaan jaaoge tum.. 7 feet k aas pass height hogi ye lambe baal pakka kala rang.. Left hand ki choti 2 ungaliyaan gayab hain.. Ekdum jaanwar jaisa hai..

Main - Dafukk.. Ye iske jaisa..

Maine Abeer ki taraf ishara kiya..

Aadmi-Haan aisa he lekin bus uska rang kala hai or uske baal lambe hain.. Isase thodi height jyaada hai iski..

Abeer-I know bc I am hot..

Main-Sun tu idhar he baith...

Aadmi-Bhai Rana thokdega Humein dekhtey he goli maarega agar Yahaan koi milla toh usse..

Main-Chinta matt kar usase Pehle hum thokdenge usko.. Tu yahan baith.. Suno guys same teams hongi bus location change hogi main Abeer or Ami bahaar lawn Mein chippenge front gate k pass Jahaan se hum aae they or 3 bandey jo mini gate se aae they woh bhi wahin position lenge Baaki tumlog yahin position loge rooms Mein jaise he sab andar aajaaein thokdena unko.. Bus Rana kaa Dhyaan rakhana usko nahi maarna..

Sab-OK boss..

Main Abeer or Ami aae bahaar front gate se hum aae they uske side Mein Kuch chotey trees or ek badi si flower line thi jiske piche hum easily hide hogaye they.. Or Yahaan se Abeer gate k bahaar dekh paa raha tha kyunki gate khulla tha..

Main-Dikha be kuch..

Abeer-Naa..

Main-Bhenchod mera nasha uttar jaaega tabtak.. Fuck..

Humlog 10 minutes takk wahin they koi nahi aaya ye ilaaka Ekdum khaali he the bc kyunki tabse abtak ek gaadi ki awaaj takk nahi suni thi maine.. Even bike ki bhi nahi..

Main-Mereko muttana haibe..

Abeer-Jaa udhar kone Mein..

Main-A Ami dekhna nahi piche..

Main gaya wahaan thoda or piche or corner Mein muttne laga bhenchod tank full thi pure garden ko Paani dediya Maine.. Fuck.. Mutt ke waapis aaya main.. Mera bacha kucha nasha mutt k sath nikal gaya tha bc.

Abeer-A aaya aaya aaya.. 2 Gaadi aai.. Niche baith niche baith..

Hum ek dum se niche jukh gaye 3 gaadiyaan aake rukki bahaar .. Gate khulle atleast 15-16 bandey uttare honge.

"2 Aadmi yahin rukko najar rakho bandukk Matt nikaalna logon ko dikhana nahi caahiye kuch.. lekin aisi jagah rakhna ki kuch ho toh jhatt se nikaalo.." 2 bandey piche k gate par Jaao.. Baaki sab chalo andar..

Ye sun 10-12 bandey andar enter hue Humne dekha unko aage jaate hue tab enter hua woh jaanwar bc sachmuch kaa he jaanwar tha woh ye lamba tagda bc.. Woh gate k Uppar he rukka and idhar udhar dekh fir chilaaya..

Rana-A andar matt jaaana bhenchod trap hai trap.. Gate ki kundi tutti hai...

Lekin tabtak uske aadhe bandey andar enter kar gaye they.. Or andar jaatey he chali goliyaan hum bhi nikale goliyaan chalaatey hue bc woh jaanwar piche hatta.. Or uske bandey aae Saamne woh log pure lawn Mein faill gaye andar bhi firing chaalu thi.. Humne 2 giraaye Yahaan or Baaki k piche lawn mein gaye.. Lekin main or Ami bahaar ki taraf aae woh jaanwar caahiye tha humein..lekin gate k Uppar woh 2 bandey they guns nikaale woh andar ki taraf aarahe they bc.. Unhone humpar firing ki lekin Humne deewar se cover liya wohlog ne gate k Uppar he nishaana rakha tha bc hum unko thoke bina bahaar nahi Jaa shaktey they.. Isliye main leta niche or unko gate k niche se goli maari bhenchod kya angle tha unhe samjh takk naa aaya hoga Kahaan se marre..

Ami-Great job boss..

Main - Move..

Hum bahaar aae toh woh jaanwar gaadiyon k gate kholke dekh raha tha ki key konsi mein hai..

"Bhenchod chaabi gand Mein daalke le jaatey hain Saale"..


Main-Haanji sir hath Uppar.. Kaisa hai?? Sab badhiya..
Ye sun ussne Humein dekha or hath Uppar kar musquraaya..

Rana-AP AP AP.. Shayaana toh hai tu..

Main-Haan teri Maa bhi yahi kehti hai mujhe..

Ami-Ewwww boss woh 40+ hai uski Maa 60+ hogi.. Ewwwwww...

Main - A dialouges ko practically matt le.. Haan bhai suna kya haal hain tere.. Bata Kahaan hai woh safe..

Humlog uske just Saamne khaddey hogaye they woh bc Gaadi Mein Jaake bhaagne ki soch raha tha sahi time par dharra usko..

Rana - Kaisi safe..?

Main-Chutiya Matt bana bhosdk mereko maalum hai Uday marrne se Pehle itana toh bata he gaya tha mujhe.. main bus location kaa wait kar raha tha jo tumne de di..ab bhonk.. Bhosdk warna dekhle Mouka maine Uday ko he nahi diya tha tujhe toh kya lund dunga..

Rana-OK ok.. Safe 1st room Mein bed k niche hai.. Jameen k niche..

Main-Pakka? Rukk main confirm karleta hun A Ami Jaake confirm karke aa speed se jaa..Beta galat hua toh tu gaya..

Rana-Dekhlo dekhlo..

Andar firing chaalu thi thodi bahot shayad ek do banda he Baaki tha unka..Ami jiss speed se gayi thi or ussi speed se waapis aai..

Ami-Yes boss.. Niche jameen hollow hai gate hai bed k niche Ekdum floor k jaisa..

Main-Interesting..

Gajab sab apne kabje Mein tha safe mill gayi thi lekin bc Iss khussi Mein hum ye bhull gaye they ki hum ek jaanwar k Saamne khaddey hain jaise he humara Dhyaan usase halka saa hatta ussne uss scorpio kaa front gate jhatke se khola jo Mere or Ami k munh par laga bhenchod bahot jorr se woh bhi.. Saala piche Jaake girre hum, bc naak gayi maano meri.. Meri bandukk gayi hath se main uthane k liye Hilla toh uss jaanwar ne mujhe maari laat bc piche ko khissak gaya main.. Ami ne guns uthaani caahi toh ussne guns ko bhi laat Maar durr kardiya.. Shayaana hai bhenchod kyunki ye lambu uthaane k liye jukhta tabtak toh Ami easily bandukk uthaake thok deti usko isliye ussne hum dono ki guns durr he kardi Humse.. Ab hum dono uthe uske Saamne..

Main-Ami all you..

Ye sun Ami uski taraf badhi ussne punch maarna caaha Ami bachi woh powerful tha but slow tha or Ami fast thi.. Ami uske 1 punch se bachi lekin fir maari ussne laat Ami ko Ami ne piche hattke bachne ki koshish bhi ki lekin bhenchod uski laat kuch jyaada he lambi thi or Ami ko jaise he laat lagi woh piche Jaake girri..

Ami-Fuck.. That hurts.. Off to you boss..

Ab main gaya aage maine usko maarne naa diya balki Pehla waar maine kiya ek mast punch diya uske pait Mein jisase woh hilla jarur lekin hua lund nahi kuch usko ulta ussne mujhe diya dhakka apne dono hathon se bhenchod main piche fold hoke girra.. This man has a lots of power.. Akele waala start kaam nahi kar raha tha isliye main or Ami dono tutt paddey uske Uppar Ami ne usko laat maari lekin ussne uski taraf Dhyaan nahi diya ulta piche muddke mujhe punch diya pait Mein bhenchod main piche Gaadi k bonut se Jaake laga.. Bhenchod pee hui Saari uttar gayi ek he waar Mein.. Then ussne Ami ko focus kiya Ami ne usko laat maari jisase woh thoda piche toh hatta lekin girra nahi ulta ussne apne hath se Ami kaa galla pakkada or ek hath se he usko hawa Mein uthaaliya.. Ami ki aankhein bahaar aane ko hogayi thi bc tab main bhaaga or usko piche se flying kick di pith k Uppar jisase ussne Ami ko niche girraya.. Or meri taraf palta..

Main - Maadarchod hill toh be..

Lekin ussne meri Baat ki taraf koi Dhyaan nahi diya ulta ek punch diya mere munh k Uppar bhenchod Gaadi k door se mera thobda Pehle he Hilla tha lekin ye lagtey he pura hill gaya.. Uss punch k sath sath ussne bc ek laat or maari mereko abki baar dum or time lagaake abki baar main full force se takraaya uss Gaadi se bc even Gaadi bhi hilli mere lagne se.. Tab aayi Anjali ussne gate se ye dekha or fire kiya jo Gaadi ko laga tab woh jaanwar turant Gaadi Mein sawaar hua or seedha back he legaya bc.. Anjali ne goliyaan chalaai uske Uppar lekin woh nikal gaya . Bhenchod Saara saree todd gaya 1 punch or 1 kick Mein bc.. Ami abhi takk khaans rahi thi almost gardan todd he di thi uski.. Main apne ghutano par aaya Anjali meri taraf aai toh maine hath karke rouka usko or baithke ek side ulti ki bc Saara system Hilla gaya maadarchod.. Saari pee hui nikal gayi bhenchod.. Meri naak se bhi khoon beh raha tha toh ulti karke maine apna rumaal naak k Uppar he rakh diya.. Tabtak Anjali ne Ami ko uthaya...

Ami-Yo thanks boss for saving me..

Main-Same thanks.. Fuck that is a big motherfucker.. Fuck..

Anjali-He manhandled you guys.. Fuck.. Theek hai tu..

Main-I think so.. Ussne Ami ko ek hath se gardan pakkad hawa Mein uthaaliya tha what the fuck was that..

Ami-That was scary.. Holy fuck..

Main-Dekh khoon aaraha hai..

Maine naak se rumaal hataatey hue pucha..

Anjali-Haan.. Lagaake rakh usko.. Andar sab clear hai. Chal hospital chaltey hain ye baadmein mill jaaega..

Main-Naa all good mujhe woh safe dekhni hai.. Lets go..

Main or Ami langdaatey hue andar aae toh andar sablog they or Baaki laashein paddi thi even jo log body leke aae they woh bhi maare gaye they cross fire Mein..

Main-Ajay Rajay Deepak tumlog bahaar najar rakho tabtak humlog safe kaa dekhletey hain..

Abeer-Holy fuck you guys got destroyed..

Main--Haan bhosdk Humein laga tu Humaare sath he hai isliye panga liya tha usase.. Bhosdk tu humaari team Mein thaa naa bichmein Kahaan Bhaag gaya..

Abeer-idhar help caahiye thi inko.. Sorry...

Humlog uss room Mein aae.. Abeer Mangal or Jiya ne woh bed hataaya puri tarah toh uske niche khokhla hissa tha or ek hook bhi tha usme jisko Humne hilaaya toh woh slide hotey hue khull gaya or wahaan thi ek inbuilt safe.. Dafukk is this.. What the fuck..

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Nice update bhai

 

[Ajay]

Update-90(The Safe Opened)

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Kaafi unique safe thi woh pure bed jitani jagah gherre thi Woh lekin recently banaai gayi thi maybe kuch maheene Pehle floor ki cement se andaaja lagaya maine.. Bhenchod no way isse bina print khol letey humlog tank hai ye toh .. Use front par glass tha Jahaan print lagega uska.. Abeer or Mangal body leke aae uday ki.. Maine uska thumbprint try kiya toh nahi hua accept tab maine pura hath touch karwaya tab hui woh safe open.. Or uske andar thaa khajaana bhenchod literally 4 small cabins they uske andar ek full paise kaa bharra tha sab 2000 k notes they uske andar then dusare cabin Mein thi gold bricks like asli sone ki bricks bhenchod.. Then ek cabin Mein they drugs k bade bade packet atleas 10-12 kgs toh honge he.. Then last cabin Mein thi files. Ye nikali kaam ki cheej..


Anjali-What the fuck is this.. Itana paisa..

Main-Dont be surprised ye keval recent kaa paisa hai jo inlog ne haryana Mein kamaaya hai abhi kuch months Mein uska ek chota saa part he hoga ye.. You'll be surprised drugs kitane paise detey hain it's crazy..

Abeer-Bhenchod.. This is biggest bust in haryana.. Holy fuck media gonna love it..

Main - Yep..suno isko jaldi se book kardo or aisi jagah transfer kardo jiska keval tumhe he maalum ho police department Mein.. Scan karwaalena sab items ki koi tracker naa ho bus.. Or Haan ye files mention Matt karna kissi bhi official report Mein ye files Abeer tu ghar lejaana..

Abeer-Tu gharr nahi jaraha..

Main-Lund..

Anjali-Language..

Main-Sorry.. Tu Jaa ghar..

Mangal-AP chal naa be..

Main - Fuck you bitch..

Ye bol main bahaar nikala uss room se or abhi side waale room Mein maine ek mini bar dekha tha andar aatey time isliye seedha ussi room Mein ghussa main toh bhenchod sab kuch tha Yahaan literally sab high class bottles mojjud thi ek small se cabinet Mein bottles bhi aisi ki dekhte he nasha hojaae maine scotch ki ek badi si bottle uthaai.. Side se ek glass uthaaya or glass bharrliya kyunki ek toh nasha uttar chuka tha ulta bhenchod pain horaha tha bahot jyaada . Or kuch tha nahi wahaan Paani yaa chakkana kuch naa tha isliye main seedha gapal gaya bc.. Ufff teachers pee thi bhenchod uske Saamne ye toh sehad thi.. Ye scotch galle ko kholte hue apne aap niche gayi.. Oh this stuff Is good bc.. Bus thoda issue ye tha ki mera honth andar se fatta tha toh ek baar ko thodi jallan hui bus..

Woh log uss room se bahaar nikal rahe they isliye maine jaldi se ek or full glass bharra or dakaar gaya.. 250 ml scotch pee gaya tha main.. Meri naak se khoon behna toh bandh hogaya tha lekin Dard bahot jyaada tha.. Ab mereko ye bottles lejaani thi.. Main bahaar aaya toh Rajat kuch plastic bags leke jaaraha tha evidence waale..

Main-Oye Rajat bhai idhar .

Maine Rajat ko andar bulaaya uss room k..

Main-Kya karoge inka..

Rajat-Woh andar safe se samaan nikaalna haina..

Main-Ek mereko dedo naa..

Rajat--Yeah sure kaafi hain apne pass..

Main-Thanks Bhai.. Love you.. Jaa shaktey aap..

Maine ek bag liya usase, Rajat nikala wahaan se or maine kiya gate bandh main aaya waapis self k pass or bottles ussme daalne laga bc bag Mein 11-12 bottles aagayi..ab issue tha inko bike par kaise leke jaaunga.. Ab maine kiya Abeer ko call or usko room Mein bulaaya woh aaya andar toh main bag bharre baitha tha..

Abeer - What the fuck is this.. Bhenchod akele - 2..

Main-Shut up bitch laaa Gaadi ki chaabi dey main leke jaaunga tu yele bike lejaana..

Abeer-Kahaan be..

Main - Bhosdk sawaal naa Kar koi aajaaega.. Yele.. Bike piche khaddi hai bullet..

Ye bol maine usase chaabi Lee or bag uthaake piche waale gate se nikala sab room Mein they or Baaki bahaar they isliye main side waale mini gate se woh bag uthaake nikala jo bhenchod bahot bhaari tha.. Lekin thankfully Gaadi pass he khaddi thi.. Audi Mein aaye they wohlog maine Gaadi Mein bag daala or andar aaya 3 baj gaye they bc dopehar .. 4 ghantey khaagaya ye mere.. Maine Sam ko kiya call abtak toh peeke tull hogaye honge yelog lekin ussne uthaaliya..

Main-dafukk Kahaan Hobe..

Sam-College ..

Main - Bhenchod kya hua nashe Mein toh nahi lag raha tu..

Sam-Abe tere Jaane k Baad Warden ne Rajendra uncle ko complaint kardi woh hostel aaye hum taiyaar mille unhone bottles takk rakhli or Humein tabse khaali staff room Mein baitha k rakha hai bc.. Nasha bhi uttar gaya Yahaan mutt mutt k..

Main - Nasha utaarne k liye he baithaaya hai tumhe shyaane hain uncle.. .. Rukk main aaraha hun be don't worry i got this.. Bhenchod daru he daru hai mere pass..

Sam-Please jaldi aa be gand marri paddi hai..

Main-Don't worry baby..

Call disconnected..

Ab main aaya college Gaadi bahaar he roukki badhiya meetha-2 nasha horaha tha mujhe.. Ab Mangal ki Gaadi kaa ek faayda hua mujhe dashboard Mein khulle paise mill gaye or ek Paani ki bottle.. .. Main uttara niche dukaan se kaafi Saare mouth freshener liye then munh dhoya mouth freshener khaaye bahot Saare baal wagaairaah set kiye naak sujj gayi thi meri bc.. Then thodi derr seedha or ulta chala Taaki andar pair naa ladkhadaaein..aisa kiya karo tum jab nashe Mein Ho or kissi se chupaana ho smell chupane k apne tareeke hotey lekin pair theek karne k liye Pehle seedha then ulte pair chalo.. Or ye tabhi kaam karta jab nasha medium saa ho jyaada ho toh bc gand lagegi niche Jaake.. Then main aaya college Mein andar.. College over hone waala tha students Jaa rahe they bahaar.. Main staff room ki side jaraha tha toh bichmein Ashish ne awaaj di woh full gang jaarahi thi ghar bag wag uthaae..Anaa bhi unke sath he thi.. Unke pass posters they chotey-2 kaafi Saare.. Blood donation camp k they jo shayad wohlog organize kar rahe they..

Main-Haan..

Ashish - Abe suspend hoge tum bc..

Main - Kaaeko main toh thaa bhi nahi..

Wohlog mere pass aae tab dikha unhe mera sujja hua munh..

Ashish-What the hell kya hua be tujhe..

Main - News Mein dekhlena thodi derr Mein.. Main aata unko leke..

Ashish - Yele kal camp hai blood donate karna..

Main-Main abhi karke aaya bahot Saara blood donate.

Main aage nikala toh Anaa mere piche aai.

Anaa-AP theek toh ho tum??

Main - kuch nahi hua babe bus usual stuff mission par gaya tha ek.. Listen unlog ko leke aata hun main...

Anaa-Matlab tumne unke sath drink nahi ki..

Main - Hell no maine nahi pee main city k outside tha almost abhi tv Mein dekhlena Jaake.. Tumne kahaa toh mood badal gaya..

Anaa-are you sure??

Main-Haa Haan Haan.. Anaa I hate it jab koi bina Baat Shakk kare mujhpe you are triggering me right now.. I'll leave.. Sorry..

Main seedha nikala andar ki taraf piche se Anaa sorry bhi boli...lekin main andar aaya Uppar gaya toh Rajendra uncle wahaan khaddey they gate k Uppar or Un sabko sunaa rahe they.. Unke alaawa Ghansyam kaka they wahaan ye Rajendra uncle k peon hain ye Pehle Bhi aachuke hain kai dafa 60-62 ki age hogi inki Humse Khaas lagaav hai inka bilkul Khaas hain Humaare Pehle ye guard they college Mein kai saal takk then inka recently operation hua tha toh inko jyaada hillna dullna nahi hai isliye Uppar office duty par aagaye ye..Rishi padhta tha college Mein tabse uske khass they ye even operation kaa kharcha Rishi ne he diya tha..

Rajen-Aaiye-2 Sahaabjaadey aapki he kami thi.. Tum kaise nikale uss room se..

Main-Kaisa room Konsa room meri shakal dekho uncle..

Main unke pass pohancha..

Raje - OH ye kya hua..

Main-News dekho pata chal jaaega..

Raje-Tum inke sath nahi they..

Main-Na..Main mahavir Nagar side tha Millions ki bust ki Humne ussi Mein ye haal hua..

Raje-Pakka??

Kaka-ji sir AP beta nahi they inke sath ye toh subah he college se akele nikal gaye they..

Kaka ne meri side lee toh ab Rajendra uncle ne bhi Maan he liya..

Raje-Oh.. Listen tumhe pata hai yelog..

Main - I know I know.. So 4 cheejein first thank you so much aapne gharpe call nahi kiya..

Raje-Because I love you guys..

Main-I know.. Second ye koi first time nahi hai jab kissi ne hostel Mein drink ki ho Infact daily hota hai ye, I know galat tha but heat of the moment Mein Dhyaan nahi diya inhone yelog toh andar they room k aap shyaam ko chale Jaana wahaan 50% khulleaam peetey dikhenge aapke warden k sath..Third, issue he kuch aisa tha purse wagaairaah tha nahi inke pass and jagah bhi nahi yun bahaar pee nahi shaktey yelog as pura sehar jaanta hai inko toh you know heat of he moment..

Raje-I don't care about others AP wohlog peetey honge hostel Mein and main agar kissi or ko pakkadta toh unhe rusticate kar chuka hota abtak.. But you guys are my responsibility Deepu beti harr Baat puchti hai mujhse or mereko bataani padti hai you guys are my family nange ghumtey they tabse jaanta hun tum sabko main aise ye sab tuchi harkatein kartey hue nahi dekh shakta.. You guys are better then this.. I know reason koi bada raha hoga warna tum nahi kartey hut still you guys have a name to maintain..

Main-I know I know we are sorry uncle I promise dobara kuch nahi hoga or aapko pata hai main juth nahi bolta aise.. Isliye Abhi leke jaaun inko..

Kaka-Ji sir theek bol raha hai AP inhe saja toh mill he gayi hai..

Raje-Ghansyaam jyaada side matt lo inki..

Main-Saalon kaa rista hai uncle woh toh lenge he side..

Kaka-hehe.. Apne he bache hain sir.. Aage se nahi karenge.

Raje-Sure Tum dono k kehne par ..

Main-Yeah thankyou..

Ye sun wohlog room se ek ek kar bahaar aae or uncle ne ek ek ko chamaat maari khopdi Mein.. Humlog chale he they..

Main-Oh Haan 4th Baat bhull gaya uss warden ne keval inki complaint ki that stuff is really really pissing me of like bahot jyaada or abhi inko Yahaan se leke jaaunga main then hostel rukkunga or uss Warden ko jammke dhounga and then aap usko laat maarke nikaaloge and koi dhang kaa warden laake doge..

Raje - No no AP no no..

Main-Pucha nahi uncle bataaya I don't want these filthy people in this campus..

Raje-I'll fire him without that.. Abhi nikaal deta hun main..

Main-Halka halka toh sabak sikhaunga he uncle.. Aap ab caahe babhi ko call karo ya bhai ko.. Latter..

Ye bol Main Rohit Ravi Sam or Shubam nikale wahaan se.. Or Humaare sath sath kaka bhi aae or mujhe ek chamaat di gardan k Uppar..

Kaka-ye kya huliya bana rakha hai tune..

Main-Aapko kya matlab kabhi haal chaal puchte nahi ho caahe kuch hojaae.. Last time kab dikhe they ye bhi yaad nahi..

Kaka-Aisa Matt bol re tumlog bache ho mere woh toh niche main Jaa nahi paata ek baar Uppar aane k Baad or Uppar tumlog aatey nahi toh kya karun.. Aise naraaj matt ho..

Main-Majak karing kaka i know i love you.. Aapke permission se he Iss college Mein chup-2 k aana suru kiya tha Baaki guards toh bhaga detey they or aapka he tiffin khaa khaa k din nikaalein hain Yahaan.. Aapse naraaj nahi ho shaktey..

Kaka-Or Haan jyaada Matt karna kuch aisa he jugaadu warden hai tumhaare naam hoke Marr jaaega nahi toh..

Main-He heh.. Bilkul kaka don't worry..

Kaka ab wahin rukke or humlog aae niche..

Sam-Bhai please bataadey ki tu sacmein uss maadarchod ki gand todega..

Main-Oh 100 % abhi jaake..Right fucking now..

Sam-Thank you.. Maadarchod badi hawa dikha raha tha..

Ravi- Yo what the fuck tujhe kya hua ye..

Sam-Arrey bhenchod ye kya hua thobdey par..

Main-Abe woh uday ki body move hui thi ussi k piche gaya tha wahaan bc ek jaanwar mill gaya 7 feet plus Abeer bhi kam lage aisa main or Ami vs woh bc ne gand Todd di..

Sam-Bhenchod tujhe or Ami dono ko foda matlab cheej he hoga..

Main-Puch Matt bc. Aise faink k maara mujhe toh ki gand takk dard gaya.. Or Ami ko ussne ek hath se gardan pakkad k uthaadiya hawa Mein bhenchod..

Ravi-Iski Maa kaa bhosda..

Rohit-Fuck..Fir??

Main-Jab humari baari aai tab Bhaag gaya bhenchod..

Humlog bahaar aae Gaadi Mein baithtey toh piche rakhi bottles dekh wohlog ki aankhein khull gayi..

Ravi - Arrey bhenchod ye kya haibe.. Holy fuck this is insane..

Main-I know.. Wahan se uthake laaya..

Rohit-Bhai I fucking love you bhai..

Sam-Holy shit.. Hell fucking yeah.

Shubam-Bhai ye warden bahot gandu hai bhai..

Main-I know beta I know.. Tere liye iska hissab kar he deta hun aaj..


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Update-91(Chaos)

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Humlog Gaadi Mein baithtey orr gaye hostel ki side.. Mereko Iss Warden ki kai complaints mill chuki thi mainly Shubam se uske alaawa main kaafi kuch sun chuka tha iske baare Mein but Pehle i didn't give a fuck lekin aaj ek toh mood kharaab tha Uppar se ussne he bakchodi ki inke sath naa naa.. Gand toh todunga he.. Hostel pass Mein he tha Gaadi bahaar rouki maine.. Uttare humlog gate par guard tha jo chill banda hai ussne aane diya andar Humein. Wahaan se humlog Warden k office ki side aae andar aae toh bhenchod Andar warden baitha tha or uske Saamne Abhi gang khaddi thi or usse blood donation camp k baare Mein samjhaa rahi thi.. Anaa takk wahaan thi.. Bhen k lund yelog ki gand Mein chull rehti he hai. Fuck bhenchod.. Lekin kya karein ab karna tha toh karna tha.. Warden ek 27-28 ki age kaa banda tha jo apni chair par baitha tha ussne Humein dekha nahi as usko Abhi gang ne gherr k rakha tha..

Abhi-So sir aap ye placard hostel Mein distribute karwaadena dinner k time that'll be really helpful..

Warden-Sure sure hojaaega hojaaega..

Main-Hello Warden sir..

Ye sun sablog ne mujhe dekha or warden ko idea lag gaya ki kuch acha toh nahi hoga uske sath..

Warden-A. A. A. AP....

Main-Oh sorry you guys can continue main toh bus hostel ghumne aaya tha.. Nice room you got here warden sir..

Warden-W. W. Wwwwlh..woh..

Main-Koi naa apne aap tour lelunga main aap continue kijiye.. Ashish samjhaadey sab camp k baare Mein..

Ye bol main uske room Mein chakkar kaatne laga. 2 wooden cabinets they uske room mein jo deewar Mein bane they.. Main Pehle cabinet k pass aaya usko kholne laga toh Warden khadda hone laga..

Main-Don't don't.. Just don't.. Sit back down..

Woh aadha utha hua wapis baith gaya.. Abhi gang confuse bc ki kya scene hai..

Maine woh cabinet khola toh uske andar thi daru ki bottles.. Bahot Saari I know ye sell karta hai bar ki tarah glasses Mein.. I know everything main college Mein ye sab par Dhyaan nahi deta but sunta sab hun main..

Main-Oh hello There.. Look at this..

Warden-W. W. Ww. W. Oh yee yee ye students ki hain jo maine jabbt.. Jabb jabbt ki hain..

Main - Maine pucha terese kuch?? Mereko pata hai kiski hain kyun hai..

Main agle cabinet k pass aaya uski kundi kholi and then usko khola toh bam.. Ussme thi cigarette k packets bahot Saare literally 100+ ...ye bhi sell karta hai i know i know..

Main-Oh Wow..

Maine cigarettes k packets uthaae or piche uski table par fainkney laga.. Ab Abhi gang samjh gayi ki kya scene chal raha hai..

Main-Interesting..

Ab main aaya uski choti c almiraah k pass jo just uske piche thi.. Woh kholi maine toh usme kuch files thi bus maine hath maarke dekha toh piche se khokhla tha woh maine phone ki light maari andar toh bc uske andar he ek chota saa cabinet tha..

Main-Interesting..

Ward-W. W. W. Woh confidential files hain usme ss students nahi dekh shaktey rusticate hojaaoge..

Main - Really??

Main nahi rukka toh woh khadda hone laga mujhe roukkane k liye lekin ultaa maine diya usko raipta aisa raipta ki woh khadda hone se Pehle he waapis baith gaya chair k Uppar pura room gunja aisa raipta Anaa wagaairaah ne toh apne munh par hath rakh liye bc..

Main-Shut the fuck up and sit here..

Warden-W. Warden par hath uthaaya tumne I'll.. I'll rusticate you.

Main-Hmm technically speaking tum warden nahi rahe abhi 10 minute Pehle tumhe suspend kardiya gaya hai.. Letter aatey-2 time lagega..

Main-Arrey Shubam Iske pass aake khadda ho toh bhaage naa ye..

Maine woh cabinet khola or torch maari uske andar toh bc ye milla khajaana uske andar condoms packs they kaafi Saare woh bhi or uske alaawa ek polythene kaa kaagaj tha maine sab nikaalke wahaan table par fainke or then woh polythene uthaaya or nikaaltey he mehak aagayi mujhe ye thaa Gaanja.. Uske alaawa 3 bharri hui cigarettes..

Main-oh i fucking love it..

Warden safedd hogaya..

Main - Lagta hai tere letter k sath sath police bhi aaegi.. Interesting..

Maine sab samaan rakha table k Uppar Abhi wagaairaah sab aankhein faade dekhe usko..

Main - Inke placards dede waapis.. Dedey.. Le re Ashish..

Warden-wwwoh..

Main-Bol Matt.. Sun.. Jinke ghar kaanch k hotey haina woh dusron k gharon par pathar nahi fainktey.. Samjha.. Hostel chala raha hai yaa kotha?? Daru and cigarettes Chal its ok ye toh waise bhi le he lenge woh.. Lekin?? Condoms?? Drugs?? Tere Baap kaa hostel hai kya be. Bc kuch toh saram karleta bhai.. Really?? Condom?? What. Gaanja?? Why..

Shubam - Iski permission se prostitutes takk leke aatey hain students yahan par bhai.. Woh second hostel waale harr baar k 500 se kam nahi leta.. Or Woh BCom waale bol rahe they full bharri cigarette deta hai khud bharke..

Main-Nice.. Toh aapka hissab kar detey hain jarra.. Abhi tumlog wait karo toh bahaar.. 2 minutes Mein bhejta isko..

Abhi gang turant nikal gayi wahaan se or andar bache main Sam or Shubam.. Gate bandh kiya woh bhaagne ko utha lekin maine di laat usko saala kursi samett he piche Jaa girra..

Main-Tum dekhlo main bahaar hun tumhaari babhi naraaj hojaaegi warna.. Munh par Matt maarna nishaan nahi caahiye..

Sam-Got you boss..

Main bahaar aaya gate waapis bandh kiya.. Bahaar Abhi wagaairaah khaddey they Ravi or Rohit bhi they..

Rohit-Abe jyaada naa maardey woh.. SAM triggered tha..

Main-Naa boldiya maine.. Abe Rohit tereko yaad hai ek banda hota tha lamba saa patla saa 40-42 age thi Abe jab hum 10th Mein they or tere pass aatey they college Mein, Jo Laxman ko lachman bolta tha or Ravi ko Lavi..

Ravi-kon jagdish tau??

Rohit-Haan jagdish..

Main-Haan Haan Haan.. Jagdish. Woh konsi branch Mein Hai ab??

Ashish - Acadmics Mein Hai, Clerk hai ab woh..

Main-Abe usko banaadein warden..

Rohit - idea burra nahi hai clerk se toh jyaada he sallery hai or chill banda hai..

Ravi-Bhaari chill.. Sabko set kardega woh..

Ashish-Strict bhi hai or chill bhi. Hitler nahi banega woh..

Abhi-True..

Main-Tu Rajendra uncle se Baat karlena kal..

Rohit -Maine aaj kand kiya uske Baad meri naa sunenge uncle kuch din ab.. Tu karlena..

Main-OK.. Ok..

Rohit-Abhi dekhna bcom or BSc waale Shubam k naam se roenge unka khass tha ye.. Iski Shubam se kabhi nahi bani bc.. Shubam bechara sudhar gaya tha iske aane k Baad..

Main-Ab Shubam sudhaar raha hai usko..

Andar se Warden k Rone ki awaaj aarahi thi bc..

Maine gate khola..

Main-Bus re Bus.. Oye Sam... Bc bus.. Buss... Buss.. Abe rukk..

Sam rukka or woh Warden randi rona karta hua bahaar bhaaga aaya..

Main-Haanji sir.. Lambe se jail Mein bhej deta tujhe but mood nahi hai gayab hojaa dikh naa jaaiyo kabhi aas pass bhi nahi..

Warden-Tthba..

Main-Bhaag ab..

Ye bol humlog bhi nikale wahaan se.. Abhi gang bhi Humaare sath he bahaar aai..

Shubam-Woh bhai lage hath in bcom or BSc waalon kaa bhi kuch kardo..

Abhi-Yeah bahot jyaada kar rahe hain woh log aajkal hostel Mein Bhi or college mein bhi..

Main-Karne do time aaega unka bhi abhi nahi..

Ab issue ye tha ki maine literally kal se kuch dhang kaa nahi khaaya tha or abhi mujhe bhook lag rahi thi bc..

Abhi - Ye sahi kiya tumne..

Main-Job Tumhaari thi ye by the way tumlog and Shubam tumlog waise toh college k politicians bane firtey ho or issues solve nahi kartey..


Rohit-Inko darr lagta hai bc rusticate naa hojaaein warden se panga leke..

Main-Aisa hai kya??

Abhi-I mean Haan kind of ab new rules k according Hostel warden hostel se bahaar waale students ko bhi temporarily yaa permanently bhi suspend kar shakta hai..

Main-Aise darroge toh kaam kaise chalega listen jabtak humlog hain tabtak bina koi reason toh rusticate nahi hone dunga tumhe don't worry.

Ashish-We know..

Main-OK.. Take care then.. Shubam tu chal be sath..

Shubam-OK bhai..

Humlog Gaadi Mein baithtey..

Main-Bye guys.. Take care..

Sab-Bye..

Humlog nikale shyaam hogayi thi bc or ab milli thi total fursat.. Ab suru hui tayaari.. 6 baj chuke they..

Main-Chicken letey hain bc daru k sath bhook bahot lagi hai.. Almost 2 din hogaye khaana khaae.. Kal lunch k Baad se yahi scene hai..

Rohit-Chicken toh fir Pinta se he lenge.

Main-Agree..

Ravi-Veg Mein Bhi Kuch letey hain be. Mattar paneer?? Yaa Saahi??

Main-True..Ye Kahaan se lein?? JK se??

Rohit-Abe Pinta or JK Kitana durr hojaaega dono he..

Main-it's ok abhi time hai aaram se set hoke tassali se peeyenge..

Rohit-Fir theek..

Ab humlog ko city k 2 alag alag corners par Jaana tha time lagne waala tha lekin proper preparation jaruri thi.. Ab 9 baje takk Humne sab kaam kar liye they.. Pinta ki shop par khaata chalta hai apna or JK k Yahaan online pay kardiya tha sab samaan leke ready they hum.. I know itana masala subah gand maarne waala tha meri but still i am down.. I don't mind..

Or ab koi room woom par nahi Jaane waale they humlog bc Gaadi best hai aaram se city se nikalke humlog ek side aagaye Jahaan khaali jagah paddi thi bc.. Gaadi side Mein park ki mirrors down kiye music system on kiya slow slow saa.. Seats wagaairaah set ki.. Mast meethi meethi hawa chal rahi thi.. Ab baja mera phone jo bhai kaa tha bhai kaa phone uthaana jaruri hai maybe kaam ho koi..

Main-Ji bhai.

Deva-Theek ho tumlog?

Main-Haan.

Deva-Ghar aaoge abhi??

Main - Naa subah maybe.

Deva-OK.. Le teri babhi Baat karegi ek baar..

Main-Naa baadmein..

Deva - OK.. Dhyaan rakhana jyaada kuch nahi karna.. Woh warden kaa bataaya Rajan ne mujhe jaruri tha kya woh? Aise he raiptey maardeta 2..

Main-kasam se raiptey he maare they woh bhi Sam ne jyaada kuch naa kiya.. Even gaanja or condoms leke baitha tha bhai..

Deva-Hostel Mein?? Really..

Main-Wahi toh..

Deva-Fir toh rakh dene they..

Main-Arrey rakh diye bhai badhiya service kardi thi..

Deva-Abhi bola tu keval raiptey he maare..

Main-Woh toh aapko manaaney k liye ab aapko koi issue nahi hai toh bataa diya..

Deva-Issue hai mujhe Rajender ne bataa diya tha kya kya milla hai ye bus tujhse ugalwaane k liye he bola tha maine..

Bhenchod chutiya hun main.. Bhai is too smart..

Main-Ahem ahem.. Ok ab rakhta hun bhai..

Piche se babhi ki awaaj aai..

Babhi-Main munh fodungi AP I swear to God ghar aajaana..

Main-Shubah .

Call disconnected..

Bus ab sabko inform kardiya ab aaram se peenekaa..

9.30 baje muhurat kiya Humne or bc quality Sharaab kaa ek faayda hai peene kaa alag he Maja hai.. Humlog peetey rahe khaatey rahe bakchodi kartey rahe niche uttarke mutt k wapis firr peetey rahe.. Shubam or Sam ki ulti girri thankfully Gaadi Mein naa ki unhone niche uttarke ki.. Then fir or pee Humne.. Pata nahi kya he baatein chal rahi thi mujhe khud yaad nahi.. Bahot jyaada time Baad itana nasha hua tha daru se mereko.. Bhenchod bahot he jyaada pee chuke they hum..

Subah meri aankh khulli bhayaanak sir Dard k sath Rohit ne jagaya mujhe.. .. Or maine khudko bhenchod back seat par paaya Gaadi k and Rohit or Shubam bhi mere sath they.. Ravi aage tha or bhenchod Sam driver seat par tha.. What the fuck.. Sablog ko shayad Rohit ne abhi jagaya tha kyunki sab apne sirr pakkadey baithtey they... Or gajab Baat ye ki Gaadi k airbags popped they.. What the fuck happened..

Rohit-Bhosdko niche uttaro Gaadi se.. Be.. Hain Kahaan hum.. Raat ko toh Yahaan nahi they..

Ab maine dekha ki bc sachmuch humlog wahaan nahi they Jahaan raatko they.. They hum khaali ground Mein he but ye jagah raat waali nahi thi boss.. Main uttara Gaadi se toh bhenchod mera right shoulder bahot jyaada Dard kar raha tha.. Fuck..

Main-Arrey maadarchod.. Bhenchod..

Mere munh se nikala ye Gaadi ki haalat dekh k.. Gaadi kaa bonut tutta hua tha side mirrors gayab they even back windshield bhi tutti thi.. Gaadi k 4on taraf saikdon scratches they..

Main-Bhenchod.. Ye kya hai..

Ravi- Abe thok diya tha kya kissi ko??

Main-Naa be banda nahi tree tha ye dekh green laga hai paid kaa.. Lekin side Mein Kya hua bc.. Kab hua kaise or kon chala raha tha.. Kyunki 100% main toh nahi chala raha tha.. Or bhenchod hum hille kyun jab hum wahin sone waale they toh..

Sam-Bhai bhagwan kasam mujhe ghanta kuch yaad nahi hai..

Ravi-Last cheej mujhe yaad hai woh hai Sam ne jidd ki thi Ice-cream khaane ki.. AP ne mana kiya toh bola woh khud chala lega.. Humlog nikale they wahaan se..bus aage blank hai sab..

Rohit-oh Haan icecream se yaad aaya Humari fight bhi hui thi be..

Main - No way.. Bhenchod sachi??

Rohit-Tu Tu main main physical nahi hui jyaada.. SAM gandu ne kissi ko icecream faink k maari thi wahaan shop par..

Sam-Ice-cream nahi be phone maara tha faink k maine Pehle toh..Or Main phone uthaata tabtak Ravi ne apna icecream cup he de maara uske munh par..

Main-Abe Haan bhenchod.. Haan.. Uska phone bhi foda tha maine haina??

Rohit - No idea..

Shubam-Haan recording kar raha tha shayad woh.. Haina??

Ravi-Haan Haan Haan.. Bc jisko maara uska sathi record kar raha tha tune laat maari usko or mobile fodd diya uska..

Main-Bhenchod..


Shubam-Gaadi Sam ne thoki thi woh RG chownk par police barricades k bich se nikaal di thi side waale mirrors ussi Mein gaye they maine uthaake piche Trunk Mein daal diye they..

Main-or ye paid Kahaan tha? Front kaise thukka..

Sam-Ye piche yahin kahin tha itana yaad hai mujhe.. Tum sab so rahe they bc.. Main side Mein lagaa raha tha tab thok di.. Or thoda aage laake Yahaan side lagaadi..

Main-Kissi aadmi ko toh nahi thoka naa?? Kyunki maine bahot jyaada Lee thi bahot jyaada or mujhe Lund yaad nahi hai kuch..

Sam-Naa naa.. Tabtak maine utani nahi pee thi.. Tu bhosdk hum 4on ki total se bhi jyada pee gaya tha.. Bottle ko he thobda lagaake bonut k Uppar baithke Anaa ko call kar raha tha tu..

Main-Bhenchod maine Anaa ko call kiya?? Peeke?? Naa.. No way..

Oh hell no bhenchod ye toh gand Marr gayi..

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