Thriller Waah! Life Ho Toh Aisi - The Merchant Of Death ( COMPLETED )

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WLHTA - The Serpent Of Underworld

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[yajivagan]

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[Ajay]

Update-106(Family Above Everything)


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Maine wahaan se Gaadi seedha haweli ki taraf moud di full speed se 10 minute Mein main haweli k bahaar tha Gaadi ki chaabi gate par he guard ko di or Main uttarke andar aaya seedha andar ki taraf chala main toh mujhe wahin lawn Mein bench k Uppar bhai or babhi baithey dikhe toh main seedha unki taraf gaya bhai still phone par baat kar rahe they kissi se babhi ne mujhe dekha or dekhte he shocked reh gayi maine unhe chup Rehne kaa ishaara kiya and then ishare se wahaan se Jaane kaa bola toh babhi turant uthi or andar Jaane lagi. Main bhai k piche aaya..

Deva-Sharma ji yaad rakhna mere bhai k sath ye jo sab kar rahe hona ek ko bhi nahi bakshunga fir caahe tumne kuch kiya ho yaa nahi fir main bhi phone nahi uthaaunga Tumhaare.. House arrest mere bhai ko?? Bhull gaye kya kon hun main.. Mera bhai mera sab kuch hai usko agar kuch bhi hua naa toh puraane Deva ko dekhoge tumlog..

Main-Uski jarurat he nahi padegi bhai chill..

Ye sun bhai jhatke se piche mudde or khaddey hoke jhatt se Galle lage mere..

Deva-Tu theek toh hai Betu??

Main-Oh yeah..

Maine bhai k hath se phone liya.. Ye Sharma opposition kaa ek neta hai koi post nahi hai iske pass lekin central government kaa bahot bada hissa hai ye.. Ultey pultey kaam yahi dekhta hai unke mujhe pata tha ye Shaamil nahi tha in sab Mein kyunki ye order de he nahi shakta..

Main-Sharmaji ek baar bolunga bus sunlena i know tumlog bahot Uppar baithey ho I know power Tumhaari hai I know din hain Tumhaare but bhullna Matt meri life Mein taang adaai hai tumlog ne or Main taang adaane waalon ki taangein Kaat deta hun message pohanchaadena AP aaraha hai.. Aaj nahi toh kal kal kahi parson.. Have a good day..

Call disconnected..

Deva-Tu theek haina AP hua kya?? House arrest kiya tha naa tujhe??

Main-Yeah gajab story hai lekin woh khud dekhlena first things first bhai I am really really sorry.. Aapko bhi pata hai or mujhe bhi ki uss din maine jo aapko bura bhalla kaha woh sach nahi tha woh bus mere gusse kaa nateeja tha or aapko pata hai main gusse Mein Kuch bhi bakk deta hun aap bhi gusse Mein they warna aap tabhi samjh jaatey ki main khopdi ghumne ki wajah se woh sab bol raha hun..

Deva-Nahi AP galati meri bhi hai maine kuch kiya nahi tujhe leke gaye wohlog still main help nahi kar paaya..

Main--bhai Kuch cheejeein hoti hain jisme hum dono bhi koi help nahi kar shaktey or ye wahi situation thi aapki koi galati nahi hai usme aap kuch kar he nahi shaktey they. Or main frustrated tha bhai bahot jyaada thakk gaya tha bhai harr jagah se Marr rahi hai..

Main aage kuch bolta usase Pehle bhai ne mujhe Galle se laga liya..

Deva-I know I know AP kya gujjar rahi hai tere Uppar mujhe bura nahi laga teri wajah se mujhe bura laga ki main khud help nahi kar paaya teri.. Ye power ye sab kiss kaam ki..

Main-Don't worry about it main sab dekhlunga.. But ek cheej hai jinhe main nahi dekh shakta woh hai Central government please unko aap dekhlo bus Baaki sab main dekhlunga jab wohlog bich Mein aane lag jaatey hain naa tab main kuch nahi kar shakta Sunny itana weak hai filhaal ki 1 ghantey Mein nipat jaaega lekin ye hogaya fir..

Deva-AP look at me.. I GOT YOU..

Main-Bus bhai yahi caahiye tha. Also aajaao news Mein Kuch dikhaata hun aapko Gand toh main bhi faadke aaya hun..

Ye bol main or bhai andar chale toh Babhi or Baaki sab gate par se chupp chupp k Humein dekh rahe they ki ho kya raha hai or Humein wahaan aata dekh woh sab k sab ek sath bhaage jisase bahot Saara shorr hua mujhe hansi aagayi.. Hum dono andar aae toh sab Aise hall Mein sofas par baithey they ki maano kuch hua he nahi..

Abeer-AP.. Tu..

Main-Koi sawaal nahi bus tv dekho..

Ye bol maine TV on kiya or woh lawdi Shreya kaa channel lagaya mujhe pata tha sabse Pehle news ussi k pass pohanchi hogi.. Or aisa he tha wahaan meri story chal rahi thi Kirti apne safehouse k bahaar se media se Baat kar rahi thi or woh situation bata rahi thi and sab sach sach bata rahi thi or majburan meri tareef bhi karni pad rahi thi usko.. Ye scene dekh k Yahaan sab apni apni jagahon par khaddey ho gaye they or aankhein faade tv he dekh rahe they.. Meri image zero se Seedha waapis hero hogayi thi party or bhai ki reputation bhi waapis ek jhatke Mein aagayi thi imagine karo koi kissi ki jindagi barbaad karne par tulla hai or fir bhi Saamne waala unki Jaan bachaae toh Saamne waala bhenchod bhagwaan he samjha Jaata Hai or wahi horaha tha.. Ab Saamne waale ye bhi naa bol shaktey they ki ye sab maine he karwaaya hoga apni image sudharne k liye. Ye naa bolshaktey kyunki jo bhi tha CBI se related tha unhi kaa koi dushman tha..

Abeer-You are something else let me tell you.. You are a genius..

Main-I know right??

Ravi-You are a God..

Babhi-This is insane..

Main-Yep..

Deva-kar kaise leta hai ye sab tu.?

Main-Apne aap hojaata hai.. Main karna toh nahi caahta tha maine bola unko 5 crore takk dedunga chala Jaa even mujhe toh kuch karne nahi waala tha woh bus unko thokne aaya tha lekin fir unko thokdeta toh fir mera kaam hojaata Saara iljaam mere Uppar aata..Isliye karna padda..

Uske baad maine unko bataaya kya hua exactly.. Then woh log mera or bhai ka kya issue hua tha woh puchne lage toh bhai ne mana kardiya ki ab topic drop karo sabtheek hai wahi kaafi hai.. Ispar kissi ne koi question nahi kiya sab itane Mein khuss they.. Or main ab bhook k maare behosh hone ko tha issliye dinner bahot jaldi kiya Anjali and team uske alaawa Nicki mam or Riti mam and Ruhi bhi aai thi dinner k liye aaj. Woh log bhi tension Mein they toh dinner sabne sath kiya.. Family can be hard sometimes but at the end of the day it is Family...


Mujhe nind bhi bhayaanak aarahi thi isliye maine bahot jyaada khaana khaaya and then sabko niche baatein karta hua chhodke seedha Jaake so gaya.. Thakk gaya tha bhenchod physically bhi or mentally bhi chain ki nind aayi kal main Sunny k piche lagunga ab uske pass kuch tha nahi bus uske aadmi he they.. Uski power or reputation dono khaa gaya tha main.. Subah main aaram se utha Saari thakaan durr hogayi thi utha main fresh hua then nahaake ready hua Anjali se milne waala tha main aaj din Mein... Anjali and team Sunny ko dhund rahe they waise toh Sunny k pass ab ek he raasta tha Yahaan se Bhaag jaae or fir dobara tayaari karke waapis aae lekin aisa kar nahi shakta woh Namit usko Jaan se maardega woh agar piche hatta toh isliye ab uske pass last choice ye thi ki uske pass jo bacha hai woh ikatha kare or mujhse fight kare..issliye ussi ki tayaari kar raha hoga woh.. He Is smart and dangerous.. Or uske pass ek hathyaar tha abhi woh tha Anil Desai or mere hissab se woh bahot tejj hai jo usse khatarnak banata hai woh mind games khelta hai jo maine dekha hai..

Main ready hoke niche aaya toh wahaan Sam or Ravi breakfast kar rahe they ready they woh college k liye.. Rishi bhi tha wahaan...

Rishi-Morning ladke..

Main - Morning guys.. Ready ho be??

Sam-Yep tu naasta karle fir nikalte hain.

Main-Bhai raat ko itana khaaya tha mereko bilkul bhook nahi hai coffee Laxman k pass Jaake pee lenge..

Ravi-Chal toh fir...

Babhi-Yaad se karna breakfast..

Main-Yep..

Humlog bahaar aaye toh kal audi legaya tha woh bahaar he thi toh ussme he baith nikale humlog..

Sam-Finally bhenchod tu fir se normal hua.. Tu ek din bhi agar gussa hota hai toh sabki gand fatt jaati hai bc..

Ravi-True.. Bc naa hua kar gussa tu..

Main-Haan lawde main toh Jaan bujh k gussa hota hun..

Ravi-Maybe.. Chutiya hai tu kuch bhi kar shakta hai..

Aise he bakchodi k bich humlog college pohanchey Rohit ko pick karliya tha jaatey time.. Gaadi park karke canteen Mein aae.. Toh as usual wahaan Abhi gang mojjud thi.. Anaa bhi thi wahin.. Or woh aaj bahot jyaada cute lag rahi thi.. I know woh hai he cute lekin aaj woh bahot bahot bahot jyaada cute lag rahi thi literally bahot jyaada cute..

Ashish-Dekho Dekho kon aaya hai bhai akela aaya hai yaa CBI aai hai piche.

Ashish mere Galle millta hua bola.. Usase sabki najar paddi mujhpar sabne hi hello kiya haal chaal pucha.. Or unko Jawaab diye maine lekin Iss bich main keval Anaa ko ghurr raha tha woh sachmuch bahot cute lag rahi thi aaj.. Uske gulaabi honth aise they ki abhi khaa jaaun unko main..agar aaj ek kiss naa liya toh main bhi chutiya he hun.. Anaa ne mujhe ghurrta dekh mujhe ishare se pucha ki kya scene hai toh maine usko mere piche aane kaa ishaara kiya..

Main-Main Gaadi se mobile leke aata hun tumlog chalo guffa Mein..

Ye bol main canteen se parking Mein aaya parking khaali thi as classes suru hochuka thi or students almost aa he chukke they 2 minutes Baad Anaa aai wahaan aatey he ussne hug kiya mereko or maine usko waapis nahi chhoda..

Anaa-Kya Baat Hai aaj bade romantic horahe ho??

Main-You are looking extremely cute today.. I couldn't stop myself..

Anaa-Awww.. Thank you.. Mood se lagta hai problems solve hogayi hain??

Main-Yep..

Anaa-Ab chhodoge mujhe??

Main-Nope..

Anaa-AP koi aajaaega Yahaan..

Main-Koi nahi aane waala yahan.

Anaa-AP.. Jidd Matt karo..

Main-Then give me a kiss..

Anaa-No.. Leave me..

Main-Nope..

Anaa-AP..

Main - Anaa..

Anaa-AP...

Iss bich maine uska sirr apne dono hathon mein pakkada or uske honthon se apne honth milla diye jo ek lambe kiss Mein tabdill hogaya uff.. Madhoshi.. Humlog alag hue ek Gaadi ki awaaj sunke main Anaa se durr hua Gaadi bahaar thi or jabtak woh andar aati hum dono alag alag corners Mein they maine Gaadi kholi or Anaa bahaar ki taraf chali gayi woh Gaadi aake park hui koi ladka uttara usme se..

"Kaise AP bhai"??

Main-Bhosdk time se aaya kar college abhi tak Maa chuda raha tha apni gandu..

Usko shocked chhod main bahaar aaya or bhaagke Anaa k piche aaya..

Anaa-I hate you..

Main-I love you..

Ab baja mera phone jo Anjali kaa tha..

Main-Yo..

Anjali-Boss Anil desai kaa pata lag gaya hai move kar raha hai filhaal woh.. We need to move ASAP..

Main-Oh hell yeah.. Say less.. Location bhej..

Beta Anil ab Kahaan jaaega.. Teri Maa kaa chlorine maarun..

Continued..

Nice update bhai

 

[Ajay]

Waiting for next update

 

[Rajesh]

Update-106(Family Above Everything)


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Maine wahaan se Gaadi seedha haweli ki taraf moud di full speed se 10 minute Mein main haweli k bahaar tha Gaadi ki chaabi gate par he guard ko di or Main uttarke andar aaya seedha andar ki taraf chala main toh mujhe wahin lawn Mein bench k Uppar bhai or babhi baithey dikhe toh main seedha unki taraf gaya bhai still phone par baat kar rahe they kissi se babhi ne mujhe dekha or dekhte he shocked reh gayi maine unhe chup Rehne kaa ishaara kiya and then ishare se wahaan se Jaane kaa bola toh babhi turant uthi or andar Jaane lagi. Main bhai k piche aaya..

Deva-Sharma ji yaad rakhna mere bhai k sath ye jo sab kar rahe hona ek ko bhi nahi bakshunga fir caahe tumne kuch kiya ho yaa nahi fir main bhi phone nahi uthaaunga Tumhaare.. House arrest mere bhai ko?? Bhull gaye kya kon hun main.. Mera bhai mera sab kuch hai usko agar kuch bhi hua naa toh puraane Deva ko dekhoge tumlog..

Main-Uski jarurat he nahi padegi bhai chill..

Ye sun bhai jhatke se piche mudde or khaddey hoke jhatt se Galle lage mere..

Deva-Tu theek toh hai Betu??

Main-Oh yeah..

Maine bhai k hath se phone liya.. Ye Sharma opposition kaa ek neta hai koi post nahi hai iske pass lekin central government kaa bahot bada hissa hai ye.. Ultey pultey kaam yahi dekhta hai unke mujhe pata tha ye Shaamil nahi tha in sab Mein kyunki ye order de he nahi shakta..

Main-Sharmaji ek baar bolunga bus sunlena i know tumlog bahot Uppar baithey ho I know power Tumhaari hai I know din hain Tumhaare but bhullna Matt meri life Mein taang adaai hai tumlog ne or Main taang adaane waalon ki taangein Kaat deta hun message pohanchaadena AP aaraha hai.. Aaj nahi toh kal kal kahi parson.. Have a good day..

Call disconnected..

Deva-Tu theek haina AP hua kya?? House arrest kiya tha naa tujhe??

Main-Yeah gajab story hai lekin woh khud dekhlena first things first bhai I am really really sorry.. Aapko bhi pata hai or mujhe bhi ki uss din maine jo aapko bura bhalla kaha woh sach nahi tha woh bus mere gusse kaa nateeja tha or aapko pata hai main gusse Mein Kuch bhi bakk deta hun aap bhi gusse Mein they warna aap tabhi samjh jaatey ki main khopdi ghumne ki wajah se woh sab bol raha hun..

Deva-Nahi AP galati meri bhi hai maine kuch kiya nahi tujhe leke gaye wohlog still main help nahi kar paaya..

Main--bhai Kuch cheejeein hoti hain jisme hum dono bhi koi help nahi kar shaktey or ye wahi situation thi aapki koi galati nahi hai usme aap kuch kar he nahi shaktey they. Or main frustrated tha bhai bahot jyaada thakk gaya tha bhai harr jagah se Marr rahi hai..

Main aage kuch bolta usase Pehle bhai ne mujhe Galle se laga liya..

Deva-I know I know AP kya gujjar rahi hai tere Uppar mujhe bura nahi laga teri wajah se mujhe bura laga ki main khud help nahi kar paaya teri.. Ye power ye sab kiss kaam ki..

Main-Don't worry about it main sab dekhlunga.. But ek cheej hai jinhe main nahi dekh shakta woh hai Central government please unko aap dekhlo bus Baaki sab main dekhlunga jab wohlog bich Mein aane lag jaatey hain naa tab main kuch nahi kar shakta Sunny itana weak hai filhaal ki 1 ghantey Mein nipat jaaega lekin ye hogaya fir..

Deva-AP look at me.. I GOT YOU..

Main-Bus bhai yahi caahiye tha. Also aajaao news Mein Kuch dikhaata hun aapko Gand toh main bhi faadke aaya hun..

Ye bol main or bhai andar chale toh Babhi or Baaki sab gate par se chupp chupp k Humein dekh rahe they ki ho kya raha hai or Humein wahaan aata dekh woh sab k sab ek sath bhaage jisase bahot Saara shorr hua mujhe hansi aagayi.. Hum dono andar aae toh sab Aise hall Mein sofas par baithey they ki maano kuch hua he nahi..

Abeer-AP.. Tu..

Main-Koi sawaal nahi bus tv dekho..

Ye bol maine TV on kiya or woh lawdi Shreya kaa channel lagaya mujhe pata tha sabse Pehle news ussi k pass pohanchi hogi.. Or aisa he tha wahaan meri story chal rahi thi Kirti apne safehouse k bahaar se media se Baat kar rahi thi or woh situation bata rahi thi and sab sach sach bata rahi thi or majburan meri tareef bhi karni pad rahi thi usko.. Ye scene dekh k Yahaan sab apni apni jagahon par khaddey ho gaye they or aankhein faade tv he dekh rahe they.. Meri image zero se Seedha waapis hero hogayi thi party or bhai ki reputation bhi waapis ek jhatke Mein aagayi thi imagine karo koi kissi ki jindagi barbaad karne par tulla hai or fir bhi Saamne waala unki Jaan bachaae toh Saamne waala bhenchod bhagwaan he samjha Jaata Hai or wahi horaha tha.. Ab Saamne waale ye bhi naa bol shaktey they ki ye sab maine he karwaaya hoga apni image sudharne k liye. Ye naa bolshaktey kyunki jo bhi tha CBI se related tha unhi kaa koi dushman tha..

Abeer-You are something else let me tell you.. You are a genius..

Main-I know right??

Ravi-You are a God..

Babhi-This is insane..

Main-Yep..

Deva-kar kaise leta hai ye sab tu.?

Main-Apne aap hojaata hai.. Main karna toh nahi caahta tha maine bola unko 5 crore takk dedunga chala Jaa even mujhe toh kuch karne nahi waala tha woh bus unko thokne aaya tha lekin fir unko thokdeta toh fir mera kaam hojaata Saara iljaam mere Uppar aata..Isliye karna padda..

Uske baad maine unko bataaya kya hua exactly.. Then woh log mera or bhai ka kya issue hua tha woh puchne lage toh bhai ne mana kardiya ki ab topic drop karo sabtheek hai wahi kaafi hai.. Ispar kissi ne koi question nahi kiya sab itane Mein khuss they.. Or main ab bhook k maare behosh hone ko tha issliye dinner bahot jaldi kiya Anjali and team uske alaawa Nicki mam or Riti mam and Ruhi bhi aai thi dinner k liye aaj. Woh log bhi tension Mein they toh dinner sabne sath kiya.. Family can be hard sometimes but at the end of the day it is Family...


Mujhe nind bhi bhayaanak aarahi thi isliye maine bahot jyaada khaana khaaya and then sabko niche baatein karta hua chhodke seedha Jaake so gaya.. Thakk gaya tha bhenchod physically bhi or mentally bhi chain ki nind aayi kal main Sunny k piche lagunga ab uske pass kuch tha nahi bus uske aadmi he they.. Uski power or reputation dono khaa gaya tha main.. Subah main aaram se utha Saari thakaan durr hogayi thi utha main fresh hua then nahaake ready hua Anjali se milne waala tha main aaj din Mein... Anjali and team Sunny ko dhund rahe they waise toh Sunny k pass ab ek he raasta tha Yahaan se Bhaag jaae or fir dobara tayaari karke waapis aae lekin aisa kar nahi shakta woh Namit usko Jaan se maardega woh agar piche hatta toh isliye ab uske pass last choice ye thi ki uske pass jo bacha hai woh ikatha kare or mujhse fight kare..issliye ussi ki tayaari kar raha hoga woh.. He Is smart and dangerous.. Or uske pass ek hathyaar tha abhi woh tha Anil Desai or mere hissab se woh bahot tejj hai jo usse khatarnak banata hai woh mind games khelta hai jo maine dekha hai..

Main ready hoke niche aaya toh wahaan Sam or Ravi breakfast kar rahe they ready they woh college k liye.. Rishi bhi tha wahaan...

Rishi-Morning ladke..

Main - Morning guys.. Ready ho be??

Sam-Yep tu naasta karle fir nikalte hain.

Main-Bhai raat ko itana khaaya tha mereko bilkul bhook nahi hai coffee Laxman k pass Jaake pee lenge..

Ravi-Chal toh fir...

Babhi-Yaad se karna breakfast..

Main-Yep..

Humlog bahaar aaye toh kal audi legaya tha woh bahaar he thi toh ussme he baith nikale humlog..

Sam-Finally bhenchod tu fir se normal hua.. Tu ek din bhi agar gussa hota hai toh sabki gand fatt jaati hai bc..

Ravi-True.. Bc naa hua kar gussa tu..

Main-Haan lawde main toh Jaan bujh k gussa hota hun..

Ravi-Maybe.. Chutiya hai tu kuch bhi kar shakta hai..

Aise he bakchodi k bich humlog college pohanchey Rohit ko pick karliya tha jaatey time.. Gaadi park karke canteen Mein aae.. Toh as usual wahaan Abhi gang mojjud thi.. Anaa bhi thi wahin.. Or woh aaj bahot jyaada cute lag rahi thi.. I know woh hai he cute lekin aaj woh bahot bahot bahot jyaada cute lag rahi thi literally bahot jyaada cute..

Ashish-Dekho Dekho kon aaya hai bhai akela aaya hai yaa CBI aai hai piche.

Ashish mere Galle millta hua bola.. Usase sabki najar paddi mujhpar sabne hi hello kiya haal chaal pucha.. Or unko Jawaab diye maine lekin Iss bich main keval Anaa ko ghurr raha tha woh sachmuch bahot cute lag rahi thi aaj.. Uske gulaabi honth aise they ki abhi khaa jaaun unko main..agar aaj ek kiss naa liya toh main bhi chutiya he hun.. Anaa ne mujhe ghurrta dekh mujhe ishare se pucha ki kya scene hai toh maine usko mere piche aane kaa ishaara kiya..

Main-Main Gaadi se mobile leke aata hun tumlog chalo guffa Mein..

Ye bol main canteen se parking Mein aaya parking khaali thi as classes suru hochuka thi or students almost aa he chukke they 2 minutes Baad Anaa aai wahaan aatey he ussne hug kiya mereko or maine usko waapis nahi chhoda..

Anaa-Kya Baat Hai aaj bade romantic horahe ho??

Main-You are looking extremely cute today.. I couldn't stop myself..

Anaa-Awww.. Thank you.. Mood se lagta hai problems solve hogayi hain??

Main-Yep..

Anaa-Ab chhodoge mujhe??

Main-Nope..

Anaa-AP koi aajaaega Yahaan..

Main-Koi nahi aane waala yahan.

Anaa-AP.. Jidd Matt karo..

Main-Then give me a kiss..

Anaa-No.. Leave me..

Main-Nope..

Anaa-AP..

Main - Anaa..

Anaa-AP...

Iss bich maine uska sirr apne dono hathon mein pakkada or uske honthon se apne honth milla diye jo ek lambe kiss Mein tabdill hogaya uff.. Madhoshi.. Humlog alag hue ek Gaadi ki awaaj sunke main Anaa se durr hua Gaadi bahaar thi or jabtak woh andar aati hum dono alag alag corners Mein they maine Gaadi kholi or Anaa bahaar ki taraf chali gayi woh Gaadi aake park hui koi ladka uttara usme se..

"Kaise AP bhai"??

Main-Bhosdk time se aaya kar college abhi tak Maa chuda raha tha apni gandu..

Usko shocked chhod main bahaar aaya or bhaagke Anaa k piche aaya..

Anaa-I hate you..

Main-I love you..

Ab baja mera phone jo Anjali kaa tha..

Main-Yo..

Anjali-Boss Anil desai kaa pata lag gaya hai move kar raha hai filhaal woh.. We need to move ASAP..

Main-Oh hell yeah.. Say less.. Location bhej..

Beta Anil ab Kahaan jaaega.. Teri Maa kaa chlorine maarun..

Continued..

Excellent update bro maza aa gaya


Waiting for the next update bro

 

[Vipul]

Update-106(Family Above Everything)


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Maine wahaan se Gaadi seedha haweli ki taraf moud di full speed se 10 minute Mein main haweli k bahaar tha Gaadi ki chaabi gate par he guard ko di or Main uttarke andar aaya seedha andar ki taraf chala main toh mujhe wahin lawn Mein bench k Uppar bhai or babhi baithey dikhe toh main seedha unki taraf gaya bhai still phone par baat kar rahe they kissi se babhi ne mujhe dekha or dekhte he shocked reh gayi maine unhe chup Rehne kaa ishaara kiya and then ishare se wahaan se Jaane kaa bola toh babhi turant uthi or andar Jaane lagi. Main bhai k piche aaya..

Deva-Sharma ji yaad rakhna mere bhai k sath ye jo sab kar rahe hona ek ko bhi nahi bakshunga fir caahe tumne kuch kiya ho yaa nahi fir main bhi phone nahi uthaaunga Tumhaare.. House arrest mere bhai ko?? Bhull gaye kya kon hun main.. Mera bhai mera sab kuch hai usko agar kuch bhi hua naa toh puraane Deva ko dekhoge tumlog..

Main-Uski jarurat he nahi padegi bhai chill..

Ye sun bhai jhatke se piche mudde or khaddey hoke jhatt se Galle lage mere..

Deva-Tu theek toh hai Betu??

Main-Oh yeah..

Maine bhai k hath se phone liya.. Ye Sharma opposition kaa ek neta hai koi post nahi hai iske pass lekin central government kaa bahot bada hissa hai ye.. Ultey pultey kaam yahi dekhta hai unke mujhe pata tha ye Shaamil nahi tha in sab Mein kyunki ye order de he nahi shakta..

Main-Sharmaji ek baar bolunga bus sunlena i know tumlog bahot Uppar baithey ho I know power Tumhaari hai I know din hain Tumhaare but bhullna Matt meri life Mein taang adaai hai tumlog ne or Main taang adaane waalon ki taangein Kaat deta hun message pohanchaadena AP aaraha hai.. Aaj nahi toh kal kal kahi parson.. Have a good day..

Call disconnected..

Deva-Tu theek haina AP hua kya?? House arrest kiya tha naa tujhe??

Main-Yeah gajab story hai lekin woh khud dekhlena first things first bhai I am really really sorry.. Aapko bhi pata hai or mujhe bhi ki uss din maine jo aapko bura bhalla kaha woh sach nahi tha woh bus mere gusse kaa nateeja tha or aapko pata hai main gusse Mein Kuch bhi bakk deta hun aap bhi gusse Mein they warna aap tabhi samjh jaatey ki main khopdi ghumne ki wajah se woh sab bol raha hun..

Deva-Nahi AP galati meri bhi hai maine kuch kiya nahi tujhe leke gaye wohlog still main help nahi kar paaya..

Main--bhai Kuch cheejeein hoti hain jisme hum dono bhi koi help nahi kar shaktey or ye wahi situation thi aapki koi galati nahi hai usme aap kuch kar he nahi shaktey they. Or main frustrated tha bhai bahot jyaada thakk gaya tha bhai harr jagah se Marr rahi hai..

Main aage kuch bolta usase Pehle bhai ne mujhe Galle se laga liya..

Deva-I know I know AP kya gujjar rahi hai tere Uppar mujhe bura nahi laga teri wajah se mujhe bura laga ki main khud help nahi kar paaya teri.. Ye power ye sab kiss kaam ki..

Main-Don't worry about it main sab dekhlunga.. But ek cheej hai jinhe main nahi dekh shakta woh hai Central government please unko aap dekhlo bus Baaki sab main dekhlunga jab wohlog bich Mein aane lag jaatey hain naa tab main kuch nahi kar shakta Sunny itana weak hai filhaal ki 1 ghantey Mein nipat jaaega lekin ye hogaya fir..

Deva-AP look at me.. I GOT YOU..

Main-Bus bhai yahi caahiye tha. Also aajaao news Mein Kuch dikhaata hun aapko Gand toh main bhi faadke aaya hun..

Ye bol main or bhai andar chale toh Babhi or Baaki sab gate par se chupp chupp k Humein dekh rahe they ki ho kya raha hai or Humein wahaan aata dekh woh sab k sab ek sath bhaage jisase bahot Saara shorr hua mujhe hansi aagayi.. Hum dono andar aae toh sab Aise hall Mein sofas par baithey they ki maano kuch hua he nahi..

Abeer-AP.. Tu..

Main-Koi sawaal nahi bus tv dekho..

Ye bol maine TV on kiya or woh lawdi Shreya kaa channel lagaya mujhe pata tha sabse Pehle news ussi k pass pohanchi hogi.. Or aisa he tha wahaan meri story chal rahi thi Kirti apne safehouse k bahaar se media se Baat kar rahi thi or woh situation bata rahi thi and sab sach sach bata rahi thi or majburan meri tareef bhi karni pad rahi thi usko.. Ye scene dekh k Yahaan sab apni apni jagahon par khaddey ho gaye they or aankhein faade tv he dekh rahe they.. Meri image zero se Seedha waapis hero hogayi thi party or bhai ki reputation bhi waapis ek jhatke Mein aagayi thi imagine karo koi kissi ki jindagi barbaad karne par tulla hai or fir bhi Saamne waala unki Jaan bachaae toh Saamne waala bhenchod bhagwaan he samjha Jaata Hai or wahi horaha tha.. Ab Saamne waale ye bhi naa bol shaktey they ki ye sab maine he karwaaya hoga apni image sudharne k liye. Ye naa bolshaktey kyunki jo bhi tha CBI se related tha unhi kaa koi dushman tha..

Abeer-You are something else let me tell you.. You are a genius..

Main-I know right??

Ravi-You are a God..

Babhi-This is insane..

Main-Yep..

Deva-kar kaise leta hai ye sab tu.?

Main-Apne aap hojaata hai.. Main karna toh nahi caahta tha maine bola unko 5 crore takk dedunga chala Jaa even mujhe toh kuch karne nahi waala tha woh bus unko thokne aaya tha lekin fir unko thokdeta toh fir mera kaam hojaata Saara iljaam mere Uppar aata..Isliye karna padda..

Uske baad maine unko bataaya kya hua exactly.. Then woh log mera or bhai ka kya issue hua tha woh puchne lage toh bhai ne mana kardiya ki ab topic drop karo sabtheek hai wahi kaafi hai.. Ispar kissi ne koi question nahi kiya sab itane Mein khuss they.. Or main ab bhook k maare behosh hone ko tha issliye dinner bahot jaldi kiya Anjali and team uske alaawa Nicki mam or Riti mam and Ruhi bhi aai thi dinner k liye aaj. Woh log bhi tension Mein they toh dinner sabne sath kiya.. Family can be hard sometimes but at the end of the day it is Family...


Mujhe nind bhi bhayaanak aarahi thi isliye maine bahot jyaada khaana khaaya and then sabko niche baatein karta hua chhodke seedha Jaake so gaya.. Thakk gaya tha bhenchod physically bhi or mentally bhi chain ki nind aayi kal main Sunny k piche lagunga ab uske pass kuch tha nahi bus uske aadmi he they.. Uski power or reputation dono khaa gaya tha main.. Subah main aaram se utha Saari thakaan durr hogayi thi utha main fresh hua then nahaake ready hua Anjali se milne waala tha main aaj din Mein... Anjali and team Sunny ko dhund rahe they waise toh Sunny k pass ab ek he raasta tha Yahaan se Bhaag jaae or fir dobara tayaari karke waapis aae lekin aisa kar nahi shakta woh Namit usko Jaan se maardega woh agar piche hatta toh isliye ab uske pass last choice ye thi ki uske pass jo bacha hai woh ikatha kare or mujhse fight kare..issliye ussi ki tayaari kar raha hoga woh.. He Is smart and dangerous.. Or uske pass ek hathyaar tha abhi woh tha Anil Desai or mere hissab se woh bahot tejj hai jo usse khatarnak banata hai woh mind games khelta hai jo maine dekha hai..

Main ready hoke niche aaya toh wahaan Sam or Ravi breakfast kar rahe they ready they woh college k liye.. Rishi bhi tha wahaan...

Rishi-Morning ladke..

Main - Morning guys.. Ready ho be??

Sam-Yep tu naasta karle fir nikalte hain.

Main-Bhai raat ko itana khaaya tha mereko bilkul bhook nahi hai coffee Laxman k pass Jaake pee lenge..

Ravi-Chal toh fir...

Babhi-Yaad se karna breakfast..

Main-Yep..

Humlog bahaar aaye toh kal audi legaya tha woh bahaar he thi toh ussme he baith nikale humlog..

Sam-Finally bhenchod tu fir se normal hua.. Tu ek din bhi agar gussa hota hai toh sabki gand fatt jaati hai bc..

Ravi-True.. Bc naa hua kar gussa tu..

Main-Haan lawde main toh Jaan bujh k gussa hota hun..

Ravi-Maybe.. Chutiya hai tu kuch bhi kar shakta hai..

Aise he bakchodi k bich humlog college pohanchey Rohit ko pick karliya tha jaatey time.. Gaadi park karke canteen Mein aae.. Toh as usual wahaan Abhi gang mojjud thi.. Anaa bhi thi wahin.. Or woh aaj bahot jyaada cute lag rahi thi.. I know woh hai he cute lekin aaj woh bahot bahot bahot jyaada cute lag rahi thi literally bahot jyaada cute..

Ashish-Dekho Dekho kon aaya hai bhai akela aaya hai yaa CBI aai hai piche.

Ashish mere Galle millta hua bola.. Usase sabki najar paddi mujhpar sabne hi hello kiya haal chaal pucha.. Or unko Jawaab diye maine lekin Iss bich main keval Anaa ko ghurr raha tha woh sachmuch bahot cute lag rahi thi aaj.. Uske gulaabi honth aise they ki abhi khaa jaaun unko main..agar aaj ek kiss naa liya toh main bhi chutiya he hun.. Anaa ne mujhe ghurrta dekh mujhe ishare se pucha ki kya scene hai toh maine usko mere piche aane kaa ishaara kiya..

Main-Main Gaadi se mobile leke aata hun tumlog chalo guffa Mein..

Ye bol main canteen se parking Mein aaya parking khaali thi as classes suru hochuka thi or students almost aa he chukke they 2 minutes Baad Anaa aai wahaan aatey he ussne hug kiya mereko or maine usko waapis nahi chhoda..

Anaa-Kya Baat Hai aaj bade romantic horahe ho??

Main-You are looking extremely cute today.. I couldn't stop myself..

Anaa-Awww.. Thank you.. Mood se lagta hai problems solve hogayi hain??

Main-Yep..

Anaa-Ab chhodoge mujhe??

Main-Nope..

Anaa-AP koi aajaaega Yahaan..

Main-Koi nahi aane waala yahan.

Anaa-AP.. Jidd Matt karo..

Main-Then give me a kiss..

Anaa-No.. Leave me..

Main-Nope..

Anaa-AP..

Main - Anaa..

Anaa-AP...

Iss bich maine uska sirr apne dono hathon mein pakkada or uske honthon se apne honth milla diye jo ek lambe kiss Mein tabdill hogaya uff.. Madhoshi.. Humlog alag hue ek Gaadi ki awaaj sunke main Anaa se durr hua Gaadi bahaar thi or jabtak woh andar aati hum dono alag alag corners Mein they maine Gaadi kholi or Anaa bahaar ki taraf chali gayi woh Gaadi aake park hui koi ladka uttara usme se..

"Kaise AP bhai"??

Main-Bhosdk time se aaya kar college abhi tak Maa chuda raha tha apni gandu..

Usko shocked chhod main bahaar aaya or bhaagke Anaa k piche aaya..

Anaa-I hate you..

Main-I love you..

Ab baja mera phone jo Anjali kaa tha..

Main-Yo..

Anjali-Boss Anil desai kaa pata lag gaya hai move kar raha hai filhaal woh.. We need to move ASAP..

Main-Oh hell yeah.. Say less.. Location bhej..

Beta Anil ab Kahaan jaaega.. Teri Maa kaa chlorine maarun..

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Yeh bhai kamal ka update tha anil desai ko sirf ek hi update main mar dal na bhai varna rat ko mujhe nind nahi aayegi....



Waiting for new updates bhai

 

[Rayder555]

Fantastic update bro

 

[king60]

Zabardast update bhai maza agya....

 

[Naughty Lover]

Superb update Lag Gaye Anil ke..

Waiting for next...

 

[Seeraj]

Finally Deva bhai aur AP ka mann muttav khatam hua.

Deva bhai aur AP ka zagda bhi care aur emotion ke wajah se hua tha aur dono ke milap bhi usi k wajah se hua. Family reunited.

Lagta hai SD gang se quarter final match hoga Anil Desai se bheedan karke. Ab Anil Desai ki baari hai jab AP soch leta hai to kaam ho gaya samjo.

Awesome family union update.

Waiting for next update.....

 

[Guffy]

Update-106(Family Above Everything)


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Maine wahaan se Gaadi seedha haweli ki taraf moud di full speed se 10 minute Mein main haweli k bahaar tha Gaadi ki chaabi gate par he guard ko di or Main uttarke andar aaya seedha andar ki taraf chala main toh mujhe wahin lawn Mein bench k Uppar bhai or babhi baithey dikhe toh main seedha unki taraf gaya bhai still phone par baat kar rahe they kissi se babhi ne mujhe dekha or dekhte he shocked reh gayi maine unhe chup Rehne kaa ishaara kiya and then ishare se wahaan se Jaane kaa bola toh babhi turant uthi or andar Jaane lagi. Main bhai k piche aaya..

Deva-Sharma ji yaad rakhna mere bhai k sath ye jo sab kar rahe hona ek ko bhi nahi bakshunga fir caahe tumne kuch kiya ho yaa nahi fir main bhi phone nahi uthaaunga Tumhaare.. House arrest mere bhai ko?? Bhull gaye kya kon hun main.. Mera bhai mera sab kuch hai usko agar kuch bhi hua naa toh puraane Deva ko dekhoge tumlog..

Main-Uski jarurat he nahi padegi bhai chill..

Ye sun bhai jhatke se piche mudde or khaddey hoke jhatt se Galle lage mere..

Deva-Tu theek toh hai Betu??

Main-Oh yeah..

Maine bhai k hath se phone liya.. Ye Sharma opposition kaa ek neta hai koi post nahi hai iske pass lekin central government kaa bahot bada hissa hai ye.. Ultey pultey kaam yahi dekhta hai unke mujhe pata tha ye Shaamil nahi tha in sab Mein kyunki ye order de he nahi shakta..

Main-Sharmaji ek baar bolunga bus sunlena i know tumlog bahot Uppar baithey ho I know power Tumhaari hai I know din hain Tumhaare but bhullna Matt meri life Mein taang adaai hai tumlog ne or Main taang adaane waalon ki taangein Kaat deta hun message pohanchaadena AP aaraha hai.. Aaj nahi toh kal kal kahi parson.. Have a good day..

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Deva-Tu theek haina AP hua kya?? House arrest kiya tha naa tujhe??

Main-Yeah gajab story hai lekin woh khud dekhlena first things first bhai I am really really sorry.. Aapko bhi pata hai or mujhe bhi ki uss din maine jo aapko bura bhalla kaha woh sach nahi tha woh bus mere gusse kaa nateeja tha or aapko pata hai main gusse Mein Kuch bhi bakk deta hun aap bhi gusse Mein they warna aap tabhi samjh jaatey ki main khopdi ghumne ki wajah se woh sab bol raha hun..

Deva-Nahi AP galati meri bhi hai maine kuch kiya nahi tujhe leke gaye wohlog still main help nahi kar paaya..

Main--bhai Kuch cheejeein hoti hain jisme hum dono bhi koi help nahi kar shaktey or ye wahi situation thi aapki koi galati nahi hai usme aap kuch kar he nahi shaktey they. Or main frustrated tha bhai bahot jyaada thakk gaya tha bhai harr jagah se Marr rahi hai..

Main aage kuch bolta usase Pehle bhai ne mujhe Galle se laga liya..

Deva-I know I know AP kya gujjar rahi hai tere Uppar mujhe bura nahi laga teri wajah se mujhe bura laga ki main khud help nahi kar paaya teri.. Ye power ye sab kiss kaam ki..

Main-Don't worry about it main sab dekhlunga.. But ek cheej hai jinhe main nahi dekh shakta woh hai Central government please unko aap dekhlo bus Baaki sab main dekhlunga jab wohlog bich Mein aane lag jaatey hain naa tab main kuch nahi kar shakta Sunny itana weak hai filhaal ki 1 ghantey Mein nipat jaaega lekin ye hogaya fir..

Deva-AP look at me.. I GOT YOU..

Main-Bus bhai yahi caahiye tha. Also aajaao news Mein Kuch dikhaata hun aapko Gand toh main bhi faadke aaya hun..

Ye bol main or bhai andar chale toh Babhi or Baaki sab gate par se chupp chupp k Humein dekh rahe they ki ho kya raha hai or Humein wahaan aata dekh woh sab k sab ek sath bhaage jisase bahot Saara shorr hua mujhe hansi aagayi.. Hum dono andar aae toh sab Aise hall Mein sofas par baithey they ki maano kuch hua he nahi..

Abeer-AP.. Tu..

Main-Koi sawaal nahi bus tv dekho..

Ye bol maine TV on kiya or woh lawdi Shreya kaa channel lagaya mujhe pata tha sabse Pehle news ussi k pass pohanchi hogi.. Or aisa he tha wahaan meri story chal rahi thi Kirti apne safehouse k bahaar se media se Baat kar rahi thi or woh situation bata rahi thi and sab sach sach bata rahi thi or majburan meri tareef bhi karni pad rahi thi usko.. Ye scene dekh k Yahaan sab apni apni jagahon par khaddey ho gaye they or aankhein faade tv he dekh rahe they.. Meri image zero se Seedha waapis hero hogayi thi party or bhai ki reputation bhi waapis ek jhatke Mein aagayi thi imagine karo koi kissi ki jindagi barbaad karne par tulla hai or fir bhi Saamne waala unki Jaan bachaae toh Saamne waala bhenchod bhagwaan he samjha Jaata Hai or wahi horaha tha.. Ab Saamne waale ye bhi naa bol shaktey they ki ye sab maine he karwaaya hoga apni image sudharne k liye. Ye naa bolshaktey kyunki jo bhi tha CBI se related tha unhi kaa koi dushman tha..

Abeer-You are something else let me tell you.. You are a genius..

Main-I know right??

Ravi-You are a God..

Babhi-This is insane..

Main-Yep..

Deva-kar kaise leta hai ye sab tu.?

Main-Apne aap hojaata hai.. Main karna toh nahi caahta tha maine bola unko 5 crore takk dedunga chala Jaa even mujhe toh kuch karne nahi waala tha woh bus unko thokne aaya tha lekin fir unko thokdeta toh fir mera kaam hojaata Saara iljaam mere Uppar aata..Isliye karna padda..

Uske baad maine unko bataaya kya hua exactly.. Then woh log mera or bhai ka kya issue hua tha woh puchne lage toh bhai ne mana kardiya ki ab topic drop karo sabtheek hai wahi kaafi hai.. Ispar kissi ne koi question nahi kiya sab itane Mein khuss they.. Or main ab bhook k maare behosh hone ko tha issliye dinner bahot jaldi kiya Anjali and team uske alaawa Nicki mam or Riti mam and Ruhi bhi aai thi dinner k liye aaj. Woh log bhi tension Mein they toh dinner sabne sath kiya.. Family can be hard sometimes but at the end of the day it is Family...


Mujhe nind bhi bhayaanak aarahi thi isliye maine bahot jyaada khaana khaaya and then sabko niche baatein karta hua chhodke seedha Jaake so gaya.. Thakk gaya tha bhenchod physically bhi or mentally bhi chain ki nind aayi kal main Sunny k piche lagunga ab uske pass kuch tha nahi bus uske aadmi he they.. Uski power or reputation dono khaa gaya tha main.. Subah main aaram se utha Saari thakaan durr hogayi thi utha main fresh hua then nahaake ready hua Anjali se milne waala tha main aaj din Mein... Anjali and team Sunny ko dhund rahe they waise toh Sunny k pass ab ek he raasta tha Yahaan se Bhaag jaae or fir dobara tayaari karke waapis aae lekin aisa kar nahi shakta woh Namit usko Jaan se maardega woh agar piche hatta toh isliye ab uske pass last choice ye thi ki uske pass jo bacha hai woh ikatha kare or mujhse fight kare..issliye ussi ki tayaari kar raha hoga woh.. He Is smart and dangerous.. Or uske pass ek hathyaar tha abhi woh tha Anil Desai or mere hissab se woh bahot tejj hai jo usse khatarnak banata hai woh mind games khelta hai jo maine dekha hai..

Main ready hoke niche aaya toh wahaan Sam or Ravi breakfast kar rahe they ready they woh college k liye.. Rishi bhi tha wahaan...

Rishi-Morning ladke..

Main - Morning guys.. Ready ho be??

Sam-Yep tu naasta karle fir nikalte hain.

Main-Bhai raat ko itana khaaya tha mereko bilkul bhook nahi hai coffee Laxman k pass Jaake pee lenge..

Ravi-Chal toh fir...

Babhi-Yaad se karna breakfast..

Main-Yep..

Humlog bahaar aaye toh kal audi legaya tha woh bahaar he thi toh ussme he baith nikale humlog..

Sam-Finally bhenchod tu fir se normal hua.. Tu ek din bhi agar gussa hota hai toh sabki gand fatt jaati hai bc..

Ravi-True.. Bc naa hua kar gussa tu..

Main-Haan lawde main toh Jaan bujh k gussa hota hun..

Ravi-Maybe.. Chutiya hai tu kuch bhi kar shakta hai..

Aise he bakchodi k bich humlog college pohanchey Rohit ko pick karliya tha jaatey time.. Gaadi park karke canteen Mein aae.. Toh as usual wahaan Abhi gang mojjud thi.. Anaa bhi thi wahin.. Or woh aaj bahot jyaada cute lag rahi thi.. I know woh hai he cute lekin aaj woh bahot bahot bahot jyaada cute lag rahi thi literally bahot jyaada cute..

Ashish-Dekho Dekho kon aaya hai bhai akela aaya hai yaa CBI aai hai piche.

Ashish mere Galle millta hua bola.. Usase sabki najar paddi mujhpar sabne hi hello kiya haal chaal pucha.. Or unko Jawaab diye maine lekin Iss bich main keval Anaa ko ghurr raha tha woh sachmuch bahot cute lag rahi thi aaj.. Uske gulaabi honth aise they ki abhi khaa jaaun unko main..agar aaj ek kiss naa liya toh main bhi chutiya he hun.. Anaa ne mujhe ghurrta dekh mujhe ishare se pucha ki kya scene hai toh maine usko mere piche aane kaa ishaara kiya..

Main-Main Gaadi se mobile leke aata hun tumlog chalo guffa Mein..

Ye bol main canteen se parking Mein aaya parking khaali thi as classes suru hochuka thi or students almost aa he chukke they 2 minutes Baad Anaa aai wahaan aatey he ussne hug kiya mereko or maine usko waapis nahi chhoda..

Anaa-Kya Baat Hai aaj bade romantic horahe ho??

Main-You are looking extremely cute today.. I couldn't stop myself..

Anaa-Awww.. Thank you.. Mood se lagta hai problems solve hogayi hain??

Main-Yep..

Anaa-Ab chhodoge mujhe??

Main-Nope..

Anaa-AP koi aajaaega Yahaan..

Main-Koi nahi aane waala yahan.

Anaa-AP.. Jidd Matt karo..

Main-Then give me a kiss..

Anaa-No.. Leave me..

Main-Nope..

Anaa-AP..

Main - Anaa..

Anaa-AP...

Iss bich maine uska sirr apne dono hathon mein pakkada or uske honthon se apne honth milla diye jo ek lambe kiss Mein tabdill hogaya uff.. Madhoshi.. Humlog alag hue ek Gaadi ki awaaj sunke main Anaa se durr hua Gaadi bahaar thi or jabtak woh andar aati hum dono alag alag corners Mein they maine Gaadi kholi or Anaa bahaar ki taraf chali gayi woh Gaadi aake park hui koi ladka uttara usme se..

"Kaise AP bhai"??

Main-Bhosdk time se aaya kar college abhi tak Maa chuda raha tha apni gandu..

Usko shocked chhod main bahaar aaya or bhaagke Anaa k piche aaya..

Anaa-I hate you..

Main-I love you..

Ab baja mera phone jo Anjali kaa tha..

Main-Yo..

Anjali-Boss Anil desai kaa pata lag gaya hai move kar raha hai filhaal woh.. We need to move ASAP..

Main-Oh hell yeah.. Say less.. Location bhej..

Beta Anil ab Kahaan jaaega.. Teri Maa kaa chlorine maarun..

Continued..

Finally sab dhire dhire normal ho raha hai mast update tha bhai but yeh Anil desai itni asani se hath aane wali chiz nahi lag raha hai yeh trap bhi ho sakta hai waiting for Update Bhai