Thriller Waah! Life Ho Toh Aisi - The Merchant Of Death ( COMPLETED )

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Abeer-Bc sabko maardiya..

Main-Haan bhai.. Or koi touch nahi kar paaya... Aas pass bhi nahi tha koi uske..

Abeer-This is scary boss.. Ab... Abab.. Ab story??

Main-I don't know kaise explain karenge ye sab.. But simple c baat hai ye hataaenge ki hua kya, bombs they.. Or main Yahaan aaya And then unhone faayda uthaana caaha but I am trained and woh log ganwaar they and blah blah maine maardiya unhe ye hath Mein lagi, ek goli or mardey jyaada kare toh..

Abeer-Fuck no bc goli thodi maarunga..

Main--Chaaku better rahega..

Ye bol maine Chaaku uthaya or apne hath Mein Kuch cuts diye..

Main-Holy fuck that hurts..

And then stomach par cuts...

Abeer-Bus be..

Main-Deep nahi haibe dikhne Mein dangerous lagenge bus..

Abeer - Fuck bc.. Chal ab hospital.. Holy shit.. This is crazy.. Waise third bomb abhi milla he hai so we are safe and sound Anjali wagaairaah Yahaan aa he rahe hain woh scene sambhaalenge..tu chal..

Main-Cool..

Main Abeer k sath bahaar Gaadi Mein aaya bc kaafi cuts maarliye they ab hospital jaruri tha.. Sablog story Maan he lenge kyunki obviously ye sab main bhi kar shakta tha I know itana saaf or itana jaldi nahi but kar shakta tha.. Thoda injured hoke.. Jo main hogaya tha khud se... Yaani ab maanana he padega.. Great.. Main still ye sab soch raha tha.. Woh puri fight flashback maafik ghum rahi thi mere Saamne.. Bhenchod..

At The End of the Day he is "THE MERCHANT OF DEATH"..

Main hospital pohancha shirt Wirt faad Lee thi maine kyunki news leak kardi thi humne or media millne wala tha wahaan.. Or yahi hua ikka dukka log wahaan aane lage they media k or mera sareer mast khoon se bhar gaya tha.. Abeer ne Gaadi seedha gate k Saamne he lagaai.. Main uttara toh bhenchod sabke camera ek sath click hue...wahaan media k alaawa bahaar koi nahi tha itani raat ko hoga bhi kon.. Ruhi already aachuki thi Abeer ne call kardiya tha.. Media crazy rehne waala tha or Main bhagwaan bananey waala tha ek baar fir. Banana he tha aakhirkaar bomb blast roukein hain bc halwa thodi hai.. Main andar aaya doctors ne assist kiya mujhe meri maal doctor nahi pohanchi thi aaj jo humessa mereko dekhti hai..kya naam tha usaka.. Haan..Reena.. Lekin thdi derr Baad woh bhi aagayi.. Family waale pohanchey jyaada kuch tha nahi main bus formalities k liye aaya tha andar.. Blood wagaairaah saaf kiya ussne stitches ki jarurat nahi thi mujhe but patti karni paddi.. Hath par bhi.. Maine bahana banaya ki mera pair or hath Mein Bhi Dard Hai maybe dislocated hain.. Toh unhone tests karne kaa bola toh or time lagega Yahaan jo caahiye tha mujhe....Serious dikhna tha bc.. Mujhe akele ko unhone subah 7 baje takk rakha.. Bus babhi thi mere pass or unhone koi sawaal kiya nahi that's why I love her.. Unhe bus matlab hai humlog theek they..Subah hotey he mera phone bajna suru hua Anaa kaa aaya ussne news dekhi hogi uthtey he yaa uski behen ne.. Anaa se babhi ne he Baat ki.. Bahaar ki situation Abeer ne sambhaal Lee Kahaani wagaairaah sunaa di Anjali and bhai ne media Mein suna di maine andar tv Mein dekha.. Mahool he badal gaya tha.. Subah 8 baje mujhse milne ki permission milli sabko or sab tutt paddey ek sath andar..

Ravi-Arrey jukh k andar Jaao mera bhai bhagwaan hai..

Sam-True..

Rohit-Bolo AP ki jai..

Mangal - Bhai.. Kaise?? Bhai tera 5% he sikha dey please..

Deva-Chotey dimag waalon k samjh se bahaar hota hai ye tu durr hatt..

Anjali-Sahi kaha bhaiya.. Haha..

Main-Jiya, Bhai and Anjali I must say mere bina interview bahot bhayaanak detey ho tumlog.. Gajab..

Jiya-Sab aapki den hai boss..

Ab uss din ki nouk jhonk k Baad bhai ko bhi ab Shakk nahi hua tha mujhpar jo achi baat thi.. Family khuss thi media khuss tha log khuss they bus ek cheej Baaki thi or woh thi CBI.. Woh khuss honge bhi nahi 100 % ye case lenge he woh log. Main subah 10 baje wahaan se nikala media still tha bahaar unko ek sad face k sath wave di maine.. And seedha Gaadi k andar.. Bawal horaha tha chaaron taraf.. Or main credit leke khuss tha.. Ghar aaye toh mujhe aarahi thi nind mujhe kya sabko he aarahi thi isliye sab turant apne apne rooms Mein Ho liye.. Main room Mein aaya bed par leta.. Or sochne laga raat ko kya kya hua sab.. That was crazy.. It really was..

Yahi sochte sochtey main so gaya.. Meri aankh khulli mere room k knock sound se.. Maine time dekha toh shyaam k 6 baje they nind badhiya puri hogayi thi.. Waah.. Main utha door khola Shirt nahi pehni thi maine as patti wagaairaah bandhi thi.. Door khulla toh mere Saamne babhi or unke piche Anaa khaddi thi..or by god Anaa kya cute lag rahi thi.. Nind Mein Bhi bc..

Main-Hi..

Babhi-Nind puri hui teri??

Main-Oh yeah..

Babhi-Ab pain wagaairaah nahi hai??

Main-Arrey nahi.. I am fine aao aao andar aao..

Babhi-Tumlog baitho main coffee kaa bolti hun..

Main-Ok come in Anaa..

Ye bol main mudda or andar ki taraf chala Anaa mere piche aai..

Babhi-AP??

Main-Haan..

Babhi-Teri pith par tatto hai??

Main-Oh.. Haan kind of.. US Mein banwaaya tha..

Babhi-What the hell.. Maine aaj Pehli baar dekha..

Main-Lol.. Chota saa hai toh easily miss kar shaktey ho..

Babhi-Wait a second.. Seriously? Tu toh tattoos passand nahi karta tha..

Main-Bus ek din mood bana toh banwaaliya..

Babhi-likha kya hai.. Itana chota sa.. T... O... R... V ye kya hai V yaa U??

Main-No idea.. Maine bola tha bhai bana dey cool saa ussne bana diya..

Babhi-Aage kya hai..

Main-Baadmein dekhlena..

Babhi-I am still in shock.. But well great..

Babhi niche gayi Anaa andar aai..

Anaa-Tattoo kaa toh mujhe bhi nahi pata tha..

Main-Main jikar nahi karta itana bhi passand nahi hai mujhe bus one time thing..

Anaa-Baitho khaddey kyun ho tum Dard hoga..

Main-Naa I am fine itana kuch nahi hua hai..

Anaa-Are you sure?? Patti toh kaafi bandhi hain..

Main-Yeah.. Ye bus precautions..

Anaa-Well great job then..

Anaa ne mera haal chaal pucha kya hua kaise hua bc asli baat ghar waalon ko he naa bataai isko kaise bata paata.. Uske sath baatein ki tabtak Sam aagaya wahaan.. Thodi derr or baatein chali then coffee le aae Kaka.. Babhi bhi baith gayi.. Kaafi derr takk wahaan baithtey they humlog uske Baad Anaa chali gayi.. Dinner bhi aaj jaldi ready hua tha as sabne pure din se kuch nahi khaaya tha.. Uske baad nind aane waali thi nahi toh Main sam or Ravi movie dekhne lage late night takk movies he dekhi and then nind bhi aagayi.. Subah main utha aaj CBI k Saamne pesh hona tha waise toh Unhone mana kardiya tha ki injured hai toh Matt aa lekin main Jaan bujh kar Jane waala tha Taaki logon ki sympathy mille ki aisi haalat Mein Bhi apun darr nahi raha hai.. Or waise bc mujhe hua bhi kya tha.. Main utha ready hua or niche aaya breakfast k liye Sam or Ravi aaj college jaayenge babhi k orders they.. Woh log breakfast kar rahe they maine bhi breakfast kiya and then Baahar aaya Rishi ki audi leke nikala akela he aaj fir headquarters par bheed kaafi thi media ki as unhe pata hai main aane waala hun aaj or maine ye Sunny waale kand k Uppar koi Bayaaan nahi diya tha toh aaj unhe Bayaan caahiye he caahiye tha mujhse bhenchod Gaadi ko aise gherr liya maano Todd denge bc.. Maine socha de he deta hun kya Jaata Hai.. Juth he toh bolni hai.. Woh toh Bachpan se bolta aaya hun.. Inse picha toh chuttega..

Main Gaadi se uttara toh woh sablog mere Saamne aake khaddey hogaye Mike thobdey k Saamne laake..

Main-Ji sir boliye..

Reporter1-Sir Sunny Kahaan hai kya hua usse??

Main-No idea to be honest helicopter Mein gayab hogaya woh or i guess ab kabhi dikhega bhi nahi kyunki uska Saara support khatam kardiya hai humne..

Reporter 1-Sir aapko pata tha ki wahaan itana khatra hai fir bhi aap khud gaye unke pass?? Kya aapko darr nahi lagta??

Main-Mere bhai darr lagata toh aaj Tumhaare Saamne nahi hota.. Or main nahi Jaata toh hajaaron logon ki Jaan ko khatra tha toh maine risk liya..

Reporter 2-Sir kya hua wahaan??

Main--Ab bhai kahani toh sunaane baithunga nahi simple si baat hai usse jo caahiye tha maine diya lekin uske Baad bhi ussne try kiya mujhe hurt karne kaa then i had to fight back..

Repo3-But sir aap akele they or woh itane Saare?

Main-Let's just say I am better then them..

Reporter 3-Itana better ki aapne akele 20+ logon ko harra diya??

Main-Yeah.. What can I say I am built different..

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Update-118(Sudha Chaudhary)

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Reporter 4-So sir ab aage kya hoga?? Uday bhi nahi hai Anil bhi nahi hai or most probably Sunny bhi nahi hai.

Main-Now Namit bhai sahaab kaa wait hai dekhte hain kya woh bhi unke right hand bandey ki tarah kaayar hain jo masoom logon ko apni shield banaate hain yaa fir woh seedha mere Saamne aatey hain..

Repor-Namit Bhatt.. Ye ek bahot bada naam hai sir..

Main-Main kahaniyaan nahi padhta bhai bada chota sab barabar hai mere liye..

Repo-Sir Mera question still same hai aapne akele itane logon ko kaise haraaya?? Because this is impossible.. 1 vs 25 no way woh bhi guns k sath..

Main-Told you I am built different..

Report-Kitana different sir?? This doesn't even make sense..

Main-Your question doesn't make sense. Now please Jaane do.. Thanks..

Ye bol main wahaan se nikala Uppar aaya seedha room Mein gaya toh wahaan tv par meri news chal rahi thi or CBI waale sab news he dekh rahe they..

Main-Hii..

Kirti-Well hello there..

Main-Morning..

Kirti- Morning please sit down..just finishing up the News..

Main baitha wahaan news Mein mera abhi waala interview he chal raha tha..

Report-So Simple baat ye hai ki AP ne iska jawaab abhi bhi nahi diya ki ye sab hua kaise?? Dekhiye ye koi film toh hai nahi aise real life Mein Nahi Hota Akela aadmi aise nahi kar shakta.. Toh sawaal ab bhi wahi hai kya AP koi aam inshaan nahi hai kya uske pass koi super powers hain??

Main-What the fuckkkkk...

Reporter-Ji haan pata hai mujhe sunke ajeeb laga hoga kyunki super powers jaisi koi cheej nahi hoti toh fir sawaal ab bhi wahi hai kaise?? Kaise AP baar baar ye sab karleta hai itana easily..

Kirti ne tv off kiya..

Kirti-Well.. Tell me AP konsi superpower hai Tumhaare pass??

Main-I am smart..

Kirti- Well technically speaking ye bhi ek super power he hai.. Agar Tumhaara brain normal se jyaada chalta hai toh.

Main--Bahot jyaada..

Kirti-Well I don't know tumne kaise kiya but that is crazy stuff..

Main-I am Buil..

Kirti-Built different i know dekha news Mein maine.. Still that is crazy..

Main-I know.. So woh case kab uthaa rahe ho??

Kirti-Matlab??

Main-Aise Matt karo yaar I know woh case toh uthaaoge he tumlog itana bada mouka diya hai maine tumhe usse thodi hath se Jaane doge hell no...

Kirti-Just waiting for postmortem reports of all the victims and all.. Then we will be there..

Main-Nice.. Nice.. Nice.. Nice..

So aaj kaa case tha Red John k bhai waala. Jo Shimla based tha ab woh simple saa case tha I know maara usse maine bahot jyaada violently tha but akela woh tha akela main.. Story uski already taiyaar thi bus woh psychiatrist k chutiya sawaal they Usko aise kyun maara waise kyun maara? Kaisa feel hua maarke? Regret kartey ho woh decision.? Lund mera regret Karega bc.. Usko Jawaab deke main 2 ghanto Mein Aaj cbi se free hogaya tha.. Thankfully...Yelog ne Iss case Mein jyaada interest nahi liya jiska reason tha inhe ek bahot bada case dediya tha maine like bahot bada or usme inke pass saikdon mouke they. Isliye yelog ussi Mein lage they uske base par he meri gand Maar shaktey they yelog.. Aaj free hua toh maine socha Yahaan se Seedha college he chala jaata hun.. Maine Sam ko call kiya toh ussne uthaya nahi class Mein hoga or class bus over hone waali he hogi.. Main niche parking Mein aake gadi Mein baitha he tha ki Sam ka call aagaya..

Main-Kahan hai??

Sam-Canteen.. Class Mein tha..

Main-Aaraha hun main..

Sam-aaja..

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Main wahaan se Seedha college ki side nikala.. College seedha parking Mein gaya Gaadi park ki toh maine dekha parking Mein banners wagaairaah lage they kaafi.. President elections aarahe they.. 3 banners they 1 Abhi kaa 2nd Shubham kaa or 1 banda tha Digvijay karke jo Bsc kaa tha.. Interesting.. Main wahan se canteen ki side aaya toh cehal pehal badh gayi thi elections k time sab log college Mein aatey hain jo bakchod maheeno se naa aaya ho woh bhi aata hai maje lene.. Classes kam he lagti hain bus bakchodi he chalti hai.. Mujhe still yaad hai jab Rohit president K election mein utha tha tab Main Sam or Ravi school Mein they or bakchodi karne college pohanch jaatey they.. Lekin ab Iss bakchodi se durr he rehna theek tha.. Main canteen Mein aaya toh canteen kaa chehra he badal rakha tha chairs wagaairaah alag jagah thi.. Ab chairs ko groups Mein daal rakha tha ek group Mein 15-20 chairs thi election fever tha ye bhi Yahaan election ki strategies discuss hoti hain.. Or abhi bhi horahi thi.. Abhi Ki gang Shubham ki gang dono he wahaan alag alag groups Mein baithtey they main aaram se nikal k seedha guffa Mein ghuss gaya kissi ne nahi dekha.. Warna bakchodi kartey.. Andar Rohit Ravi or Sam they..

Sam-Aaj jaldi he free hogaya??

Main-Yep.. Sutta pila bhai..

Sam-Yele..

Main-Kahaan se lee thi??

Sam-Yahin Laxman k pass se..

Main-Naya stock hai yaa purana??

Sam-Purana haibe... Kaafi bachi hain. Aatey toh hain nahi college..

Main - True..

Maine sutta jalaya he tha ki mera phone baja jo Anjali kaa tha..

Main-Haan darling..

Anjali - Boss cbi waale paper work maang rahe hain Sunny k case kaa. Main kuch din taal shakti hun..

Main-Arrey jarurat nahi hai taalne ki dede.. Apne Hath Mein jyaada kuch hai nahi caahe pura paper work ho, bakchodi toh fir bhi kar he shaktey hain woh..

Anjali-Dedun??

Main-Haan...Abhi jaldi degi toh jaldi kam khatam hoga..

Anjali ne aage kuch bola jo mujhe suna nahi kyunki bahaar canteen Mein Jo shorr horaha tha woh Ekdum se double triple hogaya bhenchod bahot loud..chappar chappar..

Anjali-Kahaan ghusse ho boss??

Main-College.. Tu rukk toh aise toh kaan faad denge ye..

Call disconnected..

Rohit-Iski Maa kaa ghonsla..

Main-Ye maadarchod Shubham or Abhi gandu he hain kya..

Rohit - 2 nahi hainbe 3 hain..

Main-Lund.. 3sra toh befaltu he hoga important toh Shubham or Abhi he hain..

Rohit-Lund mera hai Digvijay in dono ko ektarfa harra raha hai like akela..

Main-Really??

Rohit-Or nahi toh kya be.. Single handedly jeetega woh bcom or Bsc Mcom And msc kaa full support hai uske pass or idhar Btech Mtech BA MA waale Shubham or Abhi k bich Mein devided hai..

Main-Oh devide and rule khel gaye yelog smart..

Rohit-Haan. Last time bhi jeet Jaata Digvijay but last time ye dono ek hogaye they toh haar gaya woh.. Lekin Abhi ne aisi gand maari Shubham ki pucho Matt..

Main-Haan woh pata hai..

Sam-What the fuckkkkk.. Chupp karwao be.. Maadarchod..

Rohit guffa se bahaar nikala sachi Mein bahaar 3no parites waale they or woh log aapas Mein he behans kar rahe they jisase itana sound horaha tha..

Rohit- (Chilake) Abe chuppp..

Rohi itana jorr se chilaaya ki sablog ek dum se chupp hogaye or piche muddke usse he dekhne lage.. Humlog andar se he dekh rahe they because cigarette chaalu thi meri..

Rohit-Abe Pagal khane Mein aae ho kya aise jaanwaron ki tarah chillae Jaa rahe ho.. Idhar aarahe ho toh khaao peeyo or bahaar seedha Yahaan rajneeti nahi caahiye.. Saamne housing building hai ussme rent par rooms lo or apna party kaaryaalya wahaan banaa ya lawn Mein yaa ground Mein. Yahaan Baaki log bhi aatey hain..

"Kya Rohit bhai aapka chela Haar raha hai toh aise karoge kya ab??

Sam-Iski Maa ki chut ye kon bola..

Rohit-Kya bola be..

" Sahi toh bol raha Hai ye Rohit bhai aapka chela haarne laga toh jall gayi.. "


" Haan Last time toh kuch nahi bole Saari meetings yahin hoti thi..

Rohit-Last time main college Mein aata he maheene Mein 2 baar tha..

" Bus toh fir ab bhi aana bandh kardo kyunki main jeetunga he or uske baad fir Tumhaara chelon kaa aana Jaana bandh he hai toh tum aake kya karoge.."

Ye sun mujhe hansi aagayi technically speaking Rohit k chele hum bhi they Kyunki hum teeno he uske under Yahaan aane lage they....Main hansta hua bahaar aaya.. Or meri image Aajkal aisi chal rahi hai ki mujhe bahaar aata dekh sablog turant apni apni jagah baith gaye kyunki unhe maalum nahi tha Main college aaya hun.. Ye jo 3 bandey bole they unmein se 1 Digvijay tha or Baaki 2 uske chele Shubham or Abhi Rohit k Saamne boltey nahi..main seedha unhi k group Mein gaya or unhi ki chair par baith gaya..

Main-Technically speaking Rohit kaa chela main bhi hun..

Sam-Same..

Ravi-Idhar bhi..

Main-Toh mera Aana bandh karwaake dikha..

Digvi-W. W. Woh.. Woh.. Jeet jaaunga..

Main-Jeet gaya.. Lagaale... Tu bandh karwaa.. Baaki 2 kon they ek toh tu tha.. Chashme wale dusara tu tha.. Ek thappad Mein mutt dega like literally mutt dega tu.. Chaman chutiye jab tu nikar pehan k school Mein jaaya karta tha naa tab Rohit Yahaan ka president tha samjh raha hai??

Rohit-True fact hai..

Digvi-Rohit bhai inhe bataaya nahi aapne..

Main-Kya??

Rohit-Yahi ki iske sirr k Uppar Kiska hath hai..

Digvi-Haan..

Rohit-Well tujhe bataa dun ye AP hai isse farak nahi padta he doesn't give a fuck..

Main-Hai kon??

Rohit-Sudha Chaudhary.. Union minister.. Yaad hai??

Ye sun main hanste hue khadda hua wahaan se.. This is getting interesting very interesting...

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