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Update-119(Face Me)

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Ab Mujhe hansta dekh woh ladka confuse hogaya..

Main-Sudha Chaudhary..???

Digvi-Haan Mousi hain meri..

Main-Gajab Gajab. Ab sun Yahaan aao khaao peeyo and get the fuck out of here.. I don't give a single fuck tere piche kon hai kon nahi.. I really don't.. Union minister Yahaan hain mere.. Juttey par.. Itani he power haina toh teri mousi ko bol face "AP" .. Samjh raha hai.. Now get the fuck out of here..

Digvi-Ok.. Ok.. Dekhte hain Election pass Mein he hain.. Lets go guys..

Ye suntey he woh pura jhund utha wahaan se or bahaar nikal gaye..Sudha Chaudhary ki gand maarni thi mujhe Iss CBI kand Mein uska hath tha he tha hath nahi toh ungali toh thi he..

Sutta or coffee hogayi thi class already over thi toh humlog wahaan se Seedha haweli aae.. Shyaam ko Anjali ne bataaya ki ussne files de di hain uss case ki CBI ko Ab Kirti or uski team uss case par lag gayi thi or unhe time caahiye tha unko isme easily kuch na kuch mill he jaaega kyunki mujhe bhi dhangse yaad nahi hai ki wahaan hua kya tha.. Next day subah utha main aaj CBI waalon k pass nahi Jaana tha isliye main college Jaane k liye he ready hua.. Niche aaya Sam or Ravi already ready they.. Breakfast kiya Humne or nikale raaste Mein se Rohit ko pick kiya and seedha college pohanchey toh bhenchod aaj college gate par 10-12 vip gaadiyaan khaddi thi or parking ka gate takk block kar rakha tha bc.. Parking k bahaar Gaadi rouki Humne or uttare toh gaadiyon k pass kuch guards or drivers khaddey they..

Sam-Bhai.. Oye.. Bhai.. Oye driver sun..oye gandu sun..

Driver-k hai?? ..

Sam-Ye aage waali 3 gaadiyaan hataa toh..

Driver - Haan 10 minute Mein hat jaaengi..

Sam-Abhi hata bhai Gaadi Park karni hai tera wait nahi karunga main.. Or Yahaan Gaadi khaddi karne ki permission kissne di tumhe..

Driver-Humein jarurat nahi padti..

Sam-Theek fir Gaadi hata..

Driver-Nahi hategi..

Main - Gand or akad dono tod dunga Gaadi hata maadarchod..

Uss bandey ne mujhe dekha 3 seconds takk ghurra then apne side Mein khaddey drivers se kuch kaha or turant Gaadi Mein baith aage se gaadiyaan hataai..

Sam-Bhenchod main seedha - 2bol raha tha tab he naa hata letey..

Main-Maadarchod log maadarchod bhaaasa he samjhtey hain..

Driver -Hata toh rahe hain.. Bakwas matt karo ab..

Main - Gand par itani laat maardunga maadarchod Gaadi Mein baithega toh bhi gand dukhegi.. Maadarchod ab toh hataao nahi bahaar he leke Jaao.. Bahaar nikaal maadarchod.. Vip mera Lund bhosdk..

Drivee-Principal ne permission di hai..

Main-Achaa?? Arrey Ranbir kaka ye kya bol raha hai..

Maine College guard se pucha..

Ranbir-Haan beta sir ne bola hai..

Main-Hain Kahaan sir??

Ranbir-Woh election nomination haina wahin hain.. Dheeraj Chaudhary k log hain ye.

Main-Ye kon??

Rohit-Sudha Chaudhary kaa ladka be.. Bhull gaya..

Main - Woh Yahaan kya gand marwaa raha hai..

Rohit-Woh Digvijay k support Mein aaya hoga..

Main-Iski Maa kaa Lund.. Gaadi Mein baitho be..
Humlog waapis Gaadi Mein baithtey.

Main - Ye game khel rahe haibe chutiyo..

Rohit-Kya??

Main-Sudha Haryana Mein apna pair jamaane yahan aai thi waapis, Jiski suruwaat ye Iss college election se kar rahi thi.. Warna ye uska beta gandu khud nahi aata Yahaan..

Rohit-Haan bhenchod..

Main-Or mereko sudha ki Maa chodni hai.. Usko Yahaan pair nahi jamaane dena gand marwaa shakti hai woh meri.. CBI se..

Ravi-Dafukk..

Main-Haan..College elections ki he hawa hai Aajkal..

Rohit-Abe aage Gaadi Kahaan le Jaa raha hai..

Main-Nominations wing Mein he maadarchod permission usse akele ko thodi mili hai Maadarchod gand naa maardunga..

Maine lawn Mein se audi pel di toh Saamne nomination wing k stage k Uppar Mike wagaairaah lage they or Saamne bahot Saare students and teachers wagaairaah khaddey they..

Main-Ye kya haibe??

Rohit-Presidency Debate.. Nomination se Pehle.. Sab president candidates sawaal jawaab kartey hain ek dusare se..

Main-Waah bhenchod sasta America bana diya Yahaan..

Rohit-Woh dekh Dheeraj baitha hai Digvijay k side..safed kurta.. Abe Gaadi roukk taklu principal bhi hai wahaan..

Main - Maa naa chodi principal ki.. Ye fir naa dega permission..

Maine Gaadi seedhi bheed k bichmein jagah banaake roukki.. Full Ekdum skid maartey hue.. Students ki gand fatt gayi.. Or woh debate rukk gayi wahin..

Humlog uttare Gaadi se toh sab ghurrein Humein.. Or as expected woh principal agle he second stage se niche uttar k humari taraf aaya..

Princ-What the hell is going on AP??

Main-Kya?? Debate dekhne aaya hun..

Prin-Aise??

Main-Kya aise sir??

Prin -Gaadi ko udaatey hue..

Main-Main aise he drive karta hun..

Prin-Lekin Yahaan leke kyun aae ho??

Main-Kyun??

Prin -Allowed nahi hai pata hai tumhe..

Main-Toh woh 15 gaadiyaan khaddi unka kya??

Prin-Woh guests hain AP..

Main-Guest nahi hain woh khud ke kaam se aae hain woh aapse millne nahi aae hain..isko Vip treatment boltey hain or mujhse bada vip Yahaan toh koi hai nahi..

Prin - AP..

Main--Excuse me mereko thoda kaam hai..

Main aage aaya woh dheeraj or uske sathi ghurrein mujhe.. Maine Stage par se Abhi or Shubham ko ishaare se bulaaya niche woh log uttare niche or main unko stage se ek side leke aaya.. Unke sath unke Khaas friends bhi aae.. Anaa Bhi aai..

Main-Listen to me Guys.. I know main Tumhaare sath ache se behave karta hun tumhari help bhi bahot ki hai but let me tell you guys something agar ye ladka election jeet gaya naa toh fir main ache se president banaadunga tumhe.. Ye election nahi jeetana caahiye... Or main serious hun.. I don't give a fuck kya karoge tum I really don't..

Shubham-Bhai abki baar inke sath nahi millne waala main.. Naa naa..

Main-Fir toh haar jaaega or fir tujhe harr jagah se fodunga main..

Shu-Bhai pichle saal dekha tha naa aapne kya hua tha ek post naa milli Humein..

Main- Abki baar simple baat ye hai 6 months president tu rahega or 6 months Abhi.. Khuss??

Abhi-I agree..

Shuba-Lekin bhai aisa rule toh nahi hai.. Aisa kar nahi shaktey.

Main-Kon banata hai election term rules..

Rohit-Advisor.. I mean Rajendra uncle..

Main-Rule main banwaadunga Infact abhi banwaadunga..

Maine Rajendra uncle ko call kiya...

Rajen-Ji sir..

Main - Uncle Ek kaam hai aapse.. Or mana kar nahi shaktey..

Raj-Hukum sarkar..

Main-College Presidency term Mein naya rule add karo Saal mein 1 joint party 2 president daal shakti hai..

Raj-Hain?? Aisa kyun??

Main--Maine kaha isliye..

Raj-Kya AP kon 40 saal puraane rules badalne baithega ab..

Main-Aap baithoge..Woh bhi abhi issi second.. Like likh do abhi..

Raj-Ok tu bol raha hai toh karna padega ab.

Main-Thanks..

Call disconnected..

Main-Done..

Shuba-i am in bhai..

Abhi-Same akele haarne se bahot acha hai..

Ab woh dheeraj mike par aaya or students ko bhaashan dene laga uss Digvijay k kandhe par hath rakh k. Jahaan se meri ye theory confirm hogayi ki Sudha ne Iss college election k piche gand takk kaa dum laga diya hai..

Main-Apne gang ko bhi bolo koi Bakwaas Baaji nahi caahiye aapas Mein Koi ladaai jhagda nahi...Paisa tumlog k pass unse jyaada hai bandey bhi barabar he hain impression bhi theek hai tumhara.. Bus ladaai jhagda hai ek uske liye call Rohit.. Rohit listen to me yelog election nahi haarne caahiye. I don't give a fuck tum 3no khud parchar karo beshak..

Sam-Kar lenge boss..

Main-Shubham ki party i mean jo Rohit ki party hai usse Rohit lead karega president unka Shubham he hoga..

Shubham-I agree bhai.. Rohit bhai lead karenge toh akela he jeet jaaunga main..

Main-I know.. But akela jeetana nahi hai.

Mouni-Waise AP tum itana interest kyun lerahe ho?? Tumhe toh farak nahi padta kon jeetey kon haare...

Main-Let's just say it's personal..

Dheeraj - Ab dekhlo ye presidents honge tumhare chalti debate se Bhaag rahe hain. Bolo..

Main-Isase darr rahe ho kya tum??


Shubham-Badi party haina bhai..

Main-Merese badi thodi hai..

Shub-Aap toh bhagwaan ho bhai..

Main-Toh isko bhi dekhletey hain.. Rohit rajneeti aati hai yaa bhull gaya??

Rohit-Iss jhantu se jyaada toh abhi bhi aati hai..

Main-Aaja toh fir.. Tu isko dekh main inke Vip kaa jugaad karta hun..

Shubham-Aap ho naa bhai..

Main-Main politics waala nahi hun.. Dont worry Dheeraj Yahaan shakti pardarshan karne aaya haina main dikhaata hun shakti isko.. Tumlog chalo stage par..

Main-Rohit announcment maardey.. Jaao iske sath tum dono.

Main ek side aaya or Mangal ko call kiya jo bhai ne uthaya..

Deva-Haan AP..

Main-Kidhar ho bhai??

Deva-Bus Chandigarh k liye nikal he raha hun party office se.. Wahaan rally hai apni toh pura kaafila nikala hai.. Kaam tha kuch??

Main-Oh hell yeah listen jaatey time ek kaam karoge??

Deva-Bol..

Main-Mangal ko college bhejna Saamne D block Mein or wahaan stage par chaddke Rohit k kandhe par hath rakh dega woh....

Deva-Rohit ko kyun election ladwaa raha hai..

Main-Naa woh bus lead kar raha hai.. Suno.

Maine unko Dheeraj or Sudha kaa plan bataaya..

Deva-Achaa..achaa..Sahi hai.. Le sun ek second mangal ko bolde mera dusara call aaraha hai..

Bhai ne phone mangal ko diya..

Mangal-Haan Sunliya sab maine bol kya karna hai..

Main-Toh ye chutiya Yahaan power show off kar raha hai.. 10 gaadiyaan leke..

Mangal-Humaare sath atleast 100 hongi abhi sabko le aaun tu kahe toh.. Pura kaafila rukwaadun wahaan..

Main-Bus mouj kardega..

Mangal-Ok 5 minutes..

Call disconnected..

Main-Main dikhaata hun power beta..

Sam-Lol aaj he jitwaadega election..

Main-Yep.. Sudha ko bhi toh message bhejdun "Face Me Bitch"...


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Update-119(Face Me)

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Ab Mujhe hansta dekh woh ladka confuse hogaya..

Main-Sudha Chaudhary..???

Digvi-Haan Mousi hain meri..

Main-Gajab Gajab. Ab sun Yahaan aao khaao peeyo and get the fuck out of here.. I don't give a single fuck tere piche kon hai kon nahi.. I really don't.. Union minister Yahaan hain mere.. Juttey par.. Itani he power haina toh teri mousi ko bol face "AP" .. Samjh raha hai.. Now get the fuck out of here..

Digvi-Ok.. Ok.. Dekhte hain Election pass Mein he hain.. Lets go guys..

Ye suntey he woh pura jhund utha wahaan se or bahaar nikal gaye..Sudha Chaudhary ki gand maarni thi mujhe Iss CBI kand Mein uska hath tha he tha hath nahi toh ungali toh thi he..

Sutta or coffee hogayi thi class already over thi toh humlog wahaan se Seedha haweli aae.. Shyaam ko Anjali ne bataaya ki ussne files de di hain uss case ki CBI ko Ab Kirti or uski team uss case par lag gayi thi or unhe time caahiye tha unko isme easily kuch na kuch mill he jaaega kyunki mujhe bhi dhangse yaad nahi hai ki wahaan hua kya tha.. Next day subah utha main aaj CBI waalon k pass nahi Jaana tha isliye main college Jaane k liye he ready hua.. Niche aaya Sam or Ravi already ready they.. Breakfast kiya Humne or nikale raaste Mein se Rohit ko pick kiya and seedha college pohanchey toh bhenchod aaj college gate par 10-12 vip gaadiyaan khaddi thi or parking ka gate takk block kar rakha tha bc.. Parking k bahaar Gaadi rouki Humne or uttare toh gaadiyon k pass kuch guards or drivers khaddey they..

Sam-Bhai.. Oye.. Bhai.. Oye driver sun..oye gandu sun..

Driver-k hai?? ..

Sam-Ye aage waali 3 gaadiyaan hataa toh..

Driver - Haan 10 minute Mein hat jaaengi..

Sam-Abhi hata bhai Gaadi Park karni hai tera wait nahi karunga main.. Or Yahaan Gaadi khaddi karne ki permission kissne di tumhe..

Driver-Humein jarurat nahi padti..

Sam-Theek fir Gaadi hata..

Driver-Nahi hategi..

Main - Gand or akad dono tod dunga Gaadi hata maadarchod..

Uss bandey ne mujhe dekha 3 seconds takk ghurra then apne side Mein khaddey drivers se kuch kaha or turant Gaadi Mein baith aage se gaadiyaan hataai..

Sam-Bhenchod main seedha - 2bol raha tha tab he naa hata letey..

Main-Maadarchod log maadarchod bhaaasa he samjhtey hain..

Driver -Hata toh rahe hain.. Bakwas matt karo ab..

Main - Gand par itani laat maardunga maadarchod Gaadi Mein baithega toh bhi gand dukhegi.. Maadarchod ab toh hataao nahi bahaar he leke Jaao.. Bahaar nikaal maadarchod.. Vip mera Lund bhosdk..

Drivee-Principal ne permission di hai..

Main-Achaa?? Arrey Ranbir kaka ye kya bol raha hai..

Maine College guard se pucha..

Ranbir-Haan beta sir ne bola hai..

Main-Hain Kahaan sir??

Ranbir-Woh election nomination haina wahin hain.. Dheeraj Chaudhary k log hain ye.

Main-Ye kon??

Rohit-Sudha Chaudhary kaa ladka be.. Bhull gaya..

Main - Woh Yahaan kya gand marwaa raha hai..

Rohit-Woh Digvijay k support Mein aaya hoga..

Main-Iski Maa kaa Lund.. Gaadi Mein baitho be..
Humlog waapis Gaadi Mein baithtey.

Main - Ye game khel rahe haibe chutiyo..

Rohit-Kya??

Main-Sudha Haryana Mein apna pair jamaane yahan aai thi waapis, Jiski suruwaat ye Iss college election se kar rahi thi.. Warna ye uska beta gandu khud nahi aata Yahaan..

Rohit-Haan bhenchod..

Main-Or mereko sudha ki Maa chodni hai.. Usko Yahaan pair nahi jamaane dena gand marwaa shakti hai woh meri.. CBI se..

Ravi-Dafukk..

Main-Haan..College elections ki he hawa hai Aajkal..

Rohit-Abe aage Gaadi Kahaan le Jaa raha hai..

Main-Nominations wing Mein he maadarchod permission usse akele ko thodi mili hai Maadarchod gand naa maardunga..

Maine lawn Mein se audi pel di toh Saamne nomination wing k stage k Uppar Mike wagaairaah lage they or Saamne bahot Saare students and teachers wagaairaah khaddey they..

Main-Ye kya haibe??

Rohit-Presidency Debate.. Nomination se Pehle.. Sab president candidates sawaal jawaab kartey hain ek dusare se..

Main-Waah bhenchod sasta America bana diya Yahaan..

Rohit-Woh dekh Dheeraj baitha hai Digvijay k side..safed kurta.. Abe Gaadi roukk taklu principal bhi hai wahaan..

Main - Maa naa chodi principal ki.. Ye fir naa dega permission..

Maine Gaadi seedhi bheed k bichmein jagah banaake roukki.. Full Ekdum skid maartey hue.. Students ki gand fatt gayi.. Or woh debate rukk gayi wahin..

Humlog uttare Gaadi se toh sab ghurrein Humein.. Or as expected woh principal agle he second stage se niche uttar k humari taraf aaya..

Princ-What the hell is going on AP??

Main-Kya?? Debate dekhne aaya hun..

Prin-Aise??

Main-Kya aise sir??

Prin -Gaadi ko udaatey hue..

Main-Main aise he drive karta hun..

Prin-Lekin Yahaan leke kyun aae ho??

Main-Kyun??

Prin -Allowed nahi hai pata hai tumhe..

Main-Toh woh 15 gaadiyaan khaddi unka kya??

Prin-Woh guests hain AP..

Main-Guest nahi hain woh khud ke kaam se aae hain woh aapse millne nahi aae hain..isko Vip treatment boltey hain or mujhse bada vip Yahaan toh koi hai nahi..

Prin - AP..

Main--Excuse me mereko thoda kaam hai..

Main aage aaya woh dheeraj or uske sathi ghurrein mujhe.. Maine Stage par se Abhi or Shubham ko ishaare se bulaaya niche woh log uttare niche or main unko stage se ek side leke aaya.. Unke sath unke Khaas friends bhi aae.. Anaa Bhi aai..

Main-Listen to me Guys.. I know main Tumhaare sath ache se behave karta hun tumhari help bhi bahot ki hai but let me tell you guys something agar ye ladka election jeet gaya naa toh fir main ache se president banaadunga tumhe.. Ye election nahi jeetana caahiye... Or main serious hun.. I don't give a fuck kya karoge tum I really don't..

Shubham-Bhai abki baar inke sath nahi millne waala main.. Naa naa..

Main-Fir toh haar jaaega or fir tujhe harr jagah se fodunga main..

Shu-Bhai pichle saal dekha tha naa aapne kya hua tha ek post naa milli Humein..

Main- Abki baar simple baat ye hai 6 months president tu rahega or 6 months Abhi.. Khuss??

Abhi-I agree..

Shuba-Lekin bhai aisa rule toh nahi hai.. Aisa kar nahi shaktey.

Main-Kon banata hai election term rules..

Rohit-Advisor.. I mean Rajendra uncle..

Main-Rule main banwaadunga Infact abhi banwaadunga..

Maine Rajendra uncle ko call kiya...

Rajen-Ji sir..

Main - Uncle Ek kaam hai aapse.. Or mana kar nahi shaktey..

Raj-Hukum sarkar..

Main-College Presidency term Mein naya rule add karo Saal mein 1 joint party 2 president daal shakti hai..

Raj-Hain?? Aisa kyun??

Main--Maine kaha isliye..

Raj-Kya AP kon 40 saal puraane rules badalne baithega ab..

Main-Aap baithoge..Woh bhi abhi issi second.. Like likh do abhi..

Raj-Ok tu bol raha hai toh karna padega ab.

Main-Thanks..

Call disconnected..

Main-Done..

Shuba-i am in bhai..

Abhi-Same akele haarne se bahot acha hai..

Ab woh dheeraj mike par aaya or students ko bhaashan dene laga uss Digvijay k kandhe par hath rakh k. Jahaan se meri ye theory confirm hogayi ki Sudha ne Iss college election k piche gand takk kaa dum laga diya hai..

Main-Apne gang ko bhi bolo koi Bakwaas Baaji nahi caahiye aapas Mein Koi ladaai jhagda nahi...Paisa tumlog k pass unse jyaada hai bandey bhi barabar he hain impression bhi theek hai tumhara.. Bus ladaai jhagda hai ek uske liye call Rohit.. Rohit listen to me yelog election nahi haarne caahiye. I don't give a fuck tum 3no khud parchar karo beshak..

Sam-Kar lenge boss..

Main-Shubham ki party i mean jo Rohit ki party hai usse Rohit lead karega president unka Shubham he hoga..

Shubham-I agree bhai.. Rohit bhai lead karenge toh akela he jeet jaaunga main..

Main-I know.. But akela jeetana nahi hai.

Mouni-Waise AP tum itana interest kyun lerahe ho?? Tumhe toh farak nahi padta kon jeetey kon haare...

Main-Let's just say it's personal..

Dheeraj - Ab dekhlo ye presidents honge tumhare chalti debate se Bhaag rahe hain. Bolo..

Main-Isase darr rahe ho kya tum??


Shubham-Badi party haina bhai..

Main-Merese badi thodi hai..

Shub-Aap toh bhagwaan ho bhai..

Main-Toh isko bhi dekhletey hain.. Rohit rajneeti aati hai yaa bhull gaya??

Rohit-Iss jhantu se jyaada toh abhi bhi aati hai..

Main-Aaja toh fir.. Tu isko dekh main inke Vip kaa jugaad karta hun..

Shubham-Aap ho naa bhai..

Main-Main politics waala nahi hun.. Dont worry Dheeraj Yahaan shakti pardarshan karne aaya haina main dikhaata hun shakti isko.. Tumlog chalo stage par..

Main-Rohit announcment maardey.. Jaao iske sath tum dono.

Main ek side aaya or Mangal ko call kiya jo bhai ne uthaya..

Deva-Haan AP..

Main-Kidhar ho bhai??

Deva-Bus Chandigarh k liye nikal he raha hun party office se.. Wahaan rally hai apni toh pura kaafila nikala hai.. Kaam tha kuch??

Main-Oh hell yeah listen jaatey time ek kaam karoge??

Deva-Bol..

Main-Mangal ko college bhejna Saamne D block Mein or wahaan stage par chaddke Rohit k kandhe par hath rakh dega woh....

Deva-Rohit ko kyun election ladwaa raha hai..

Main-Naa woh bus lead kar raha hai.. Suno.

Maine unko Dheeraj or Sudha kaa plan bataaya..

Deva-Achaa..achaa..Sahi hai.. Le sun ek second mangal ko bolde mera dusara call aaraha hai..

Bhai ne phone mangal ko diya..

Mangal-Haan Sunliya sab maine bol kya karna hai..

Main-Toh ye chutiya Yahaan power show off kar raha hai.. 10 gaadiyaan leke..

Mangal-Humaare sath atleast 100 hongi abhi sabko le aaun tu kahe toh.. Pura kaafila rukwaadun wahaan..

Main-Bus mouj kardega..

Mangal-Ok 5 minutes..

Call disconnected..

Main-Main dikhaata hun power beta..

Sam-Lol aaj he jitwaadega election..

Main-Yep.. Sudha ko bhi toh message bhejdun "Face Me Bitch"...


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Update-119(Face Me)

​

Ab Mujhe hansta dekh woh ladka confuse hogaya..

Main-Sudha Chaudhary..???

Digvi-Haan Mousi hain meri..

Main-Gajab Gajab. Ab sun Yahaan aao khaao peeyo and get the fuck out of here.. I don't give a single fuck tere piche kon hai kon nahi.. I really don't.. Union minister Yahaan hain mere.. Juttey par.. Itani he power haina toh teri mousi ko bol face "AP" .. Samjh raha hai.. Now get the fuck out of here..

Digvi-Ok.. Ok.. Dekhte hain Election pass Mein he hain.. Lets go guys..

Ye suntey he woh pura jhund utha wahaan se or bahaar nikal gaye..Sudha Chaudhary ki gand maarni thi mujhe Iss CBI kand Mein uska hath tha he tha hath nahi toh ungali toh thi he..

Sutta or coffee hogayi thi class already over thi toh humlog wahaan se Seedha haweli aae.. Shyaam ko Anjali ne bataaya ki ussne files de di hain uss case ki CBI ko Ab Kirti or uski team uss case par lag gayi thi or unhe time caahiye tha unko isme easily kuch na kuch mill he jaaega kyunki mujhe bhi dhangse yaad nahi hai ki wahaan hua kya tha.. Next day subah utha main aaj CBI waalon k pass nahi Jaana tha isliye main college Jaane k liye he ready hua.. Niche aaya Sam or Ravi already ready they.. Breakfast kiya Humne or nikale raaste Mein se Rohit ko pick kiya and seedha college pohanchey toh bhenchod aaj college gate par 10-12 vip gaadiyaan khaddi thi or parking ka gate takk block kar rakha tha bc.. Parking k bahaar Gaadi rouki Humne or uttare toh gaadiyon k pass kuch guards or drivers khaddey they..

Sam-Bhai.. Oye.. Bhai.. Oye driver sun..oye gandu sun..

Driver-k hai?? ..

Sam-Ye aage waali 3 gaadiyaan hataa toh..

Driver - Haan 10 minute Mein hat jaaengi..

Sam-Abhi hata bhai Gaadi Park karni hai tera wait nahi karunga main.. Or Yahaan Gaadi khaddi karne ki permission kissne di tumhe..

Driver-Humein jarurat nahi padti..

Sam-Theek fir Gaadi hata..

Driver-Nahi hategi..

Main - Gand or akad dono tod dunga Gaadi hata maadarchod..

Uss bandey ne mujhe dekha 3 seconds takk ghurra then apne side Mein khaddey drivers se kuch kaha or turant Gaadi Mein baith aage se gaadiyaan hataai..

Sam-Bhenchod main seedha - 2bol raha tha tab he naa hata letey..

Main-Maadarchod log maadarchod bhaaasa he samjhtey hain..

Driver -Hata toh rahe hain.. Bakwas matt karo ab..

Main - Gand par itani laat maardunga maadarchod Gaadi Mein baithega toh bhi gand dukhegi.. Maadarchod ab toh hataao nahi bahaar he leke Jaao.. Bahaar nikaal maadarchod.. Vip mera Lund bhosdk..

Drivee-Principal ne permission di hai..

Main-Achaa?? Arrey Ranbir kaka ye kya bol raha hai..

Maine College guard se pucha..

Ranbir-Haan beta sir ne bola hai..

Main-Hain Kahaan sir??

Ranbir-Woh election nomination haina wahin hain.. Dheeraj Chaudhary k log hain ye.

Main-Ye kon??

Rohit-Sudha Chaudhary kaa ladka be.. Bhull gaya..

Main - Woh Yahaan kya gand marwaa raha hai..

Rohit-Woh Digvijay k support Mein aaya hoga..

Main-Iski Maa kaa Lund.. Gaadi Mein baitho be..
Humlog waapis Gaadi Mein baithtey.

Main - Ye game khel rahe haibe chutiyo..

Rohit-Kya??

Main-Sudha Haryana Mein apna pair jamaane yahan aai thi waapis, Jiski suruwaat ye Iss college election se kar rahi thi.. Warna ye uska beta gandu khud nahi aata Yahaan..

Rohit-Haan bhenchod..

Main-Or mereko sudha ki Maa chodni hai.. Usko Yahaan pair nahi jamaane dena gand marwaa shakti hai woh meri.. CBI se..

Ravi-Dafukk..

Main-Haan..College elections ki he hawa hai Aajkal..

Rohit-Abe aage Gaadi Kahaan le Jaa raha hai..

Main-Nominations wing Mein he maadarchod permission usse akele ko thodi mili hai Maadarchod gand naa maardunga..

Maine lawn Mein se audi pel di toh Saamne nomination wing k stage k Uppar Mike wagaairaah lage they or Saamne bahot Saare students and teachers wagaairaah khaddey they..

Main-Ye kya haibe??

Rohit-Presidency Debate.. Nomination se Pehle.. Sab president candidates sawaal jawaab kartey hain ek dusare se..

Main-Waah bhenchod sasta America bana diya Yahaan..

Rohit-Woh dekh Dheeraj baitha hai Digvijay k side..safed kurta.. Abe Gaadi roukk taklu principal bhi hai wahaan..

Main - Maa naa chodi principal ki.. Ye fir naa dega permission..

Maine Gaadi seedhi bheed k bichmein jagah banaake roukki.. Full Ekdum skid maartey hue.. Students ki gand fatt gayi.. Or woh debate rukk gayi wahin..

Humlog uttare Gaadi se toh sab ghurrein Humein.. Or as expected woh principal agle he second stage se niche uttar k humari taraf aaya..

Princ-What the hell is going on AP??

Main-Kya?? Debate dekhne aaya hun..

Prin-Aise??

Main-Kya aise sir??

Prin -Gaadi ko udaatey hue..

Main-Main aise he drive karta hun..

Prin-Lekin Yahaan leke kyun aae ho??

Main-Kyun??

Prin -Allowed nahi hai pata hai tumhe..

Main-Toh woh 15 gaadiyaan khaddi unka kya??

Prin-Woh guests hain AP..

Main-Guest nahi hain woh khud ke kaam se aae hain woh aapse millne nahi aae hain..isko Vip treatment boltey hain or mujhse bada vip Yahaan toh koi hai nahi..

Prin - AP..

Main--Excuse me mereko thoda kaam hai..

Main aage aaya woh dheeraj or uske sathi ghurrein mujhe.. Maine Stage par se Abhi or Shubham ko ishaare se bulaaya niche woh log uttare niche or main unko stage se ek side leke aaya.. Unke sath unke Khaas friends bhi aae.. Anaa Bhi aai..

Main-Listen to me Guys.. I know main Tumhaare sath ache se behave karta hun tumhari help bhi bahot ki hai but let me tell you guys something agar ye ladka election jeet gaya naa toh fir main ache se president banaadunga tumhe.. Ye election nahi jeetana caahiye... Or main serious hun.. I don't give a fuck kya karoge tum I really don't..

Shubham-Bhai abki baar inke sath nahi millne waala main.. Naa naa..

Main-Fir toh haar jaaega or fir tujhe harr jagah se fodunga main..

Shu-Bhai pichle saal dekha tha naa aapne kya hua tha ek post naa milli Humein..

Main- Abki baar simple baat ye hai 6 months president tu rahega or 6 months Abhi.. Khuss??

Abhi-I agree..

Shuba-Lekin bhai aisa rule toh nahi hai.. Aisa kar nahi shaktey.

Main-Kon banata hai election term rules..

Rohit-Advisor.. I mean Rajendra uncle..

Main-Rule main banwaadunga Infact abhi banwaadunga..

Maine Rajendra uncle ko call kiya...

Rajen-Ji sir..

Main - Uncle Ek kaam hai aapse.. Or mana kar nahi shaktey..

Raj-Hukum sarkar..

Main-College Presidency term Mein naya rule add karo Saal mein 1 joint party 2 president daal shakti hai..

Raj-Hain?? Aisa kyun??

Main--Maine kaha isliye..

Raj-Kya AP kon 40 saal puraane rules badalne baithega ab..

Main-Aap baithoge..Woh bhi abhi issi second.. Like likh do abhi..

Raj-Ok tu bol raha hai toh karna padega ab.

Main-Thanks..

Call disconnected..

Main-Done..

Shuba-i am in bhai..

Abhi-Same akele haarne se bahot acha hai..

Ab woh dheeraj mike par aaya or students ko bhaashan dene laga uss Digvijay k kandhe par hath rakh k. Jahaan se meri ye theory confirm hogayi ki Sudha ne Iss college election k piche gand takk kaa dum laga diya hai..

Main-Apne gang ko bhi bolo koi Bakwaas Baaji nahi caahiye aapas Mein Koi ladaai jhagda nahi...Paisa tumlog k pass unse jyaada hai bandey bhi barabar he hain impression bhi theek hai tumhara.. Bus ladaai jhagda hai ek uske liye call Rohit.. Rohit listen to me yelog election nahi haarne caahiye. I don't give a fuck tum 3no khud parchar karo beshak..

Sam-Kar lenge boss..

Main-Shubham ki party i mean jo Rohit ki party hai usse Rohit lead karega president unka Shubham he hoga..

Shubham-I agree bhai.. Rohit bhai lead karenge toh akela he jeet jaaunga main..

Main-I know.. But akela jeetana nahi hai.

Mouni-Waise AP tum itana interest kyun lerahe ho?? Tumhe toh farak nahi padta kon jeetey kon haare...

Main-Let's just say it's personal..

Dheeraj - Ab dekhlo ye presidents honge tumhare chalti debate se Bhaag rahe hain. Bolo..

Main-Isase darr rahe ho kya tum??


Shubham-Badi party haina bhai..

Main-Merese badi thodi hai..

Shub-Aap toh bhagwaan ho bhai..

Main-Toh isko bhi dekhletey hain.. Rohit rajneeti aati hai yaa bhull gaya??

Rohit-Iss jhantu se jyaada toh abhi bhi aati hai..

Main-Aaja toh fir.. Tu isko dekh main inke Vip kaa jugaad karta hun..

Shubham-Aap ho naa bhai..

Main-Main politics waala nahi hun.. Dont worry Dheeraj Yahaan shakti pardarshan karne aaya haina main dikhaata hun shakti isko.. Tumlog chalo stage par..

Main-Rohit announcment maardey.. Jaao iske sath tum dono.

Main ek side aaya or Mangal ko call kiya jo bhai ne uthaya..

Deva-Haan AP..

Main-Kidhar ho bhai??

Deva-Bus Chandigarh k liye nikal he raha hun party office se.. Wahaan rally hai apni toh pura kaafila nikala hai.. Kaam tha kuch??

Main-Oh hell yeah listen jaatey time ek kaam karoge??

Deva-Bol..

Main-Mangal ko college bhejna Saamne D block Mein or wahaan stage par chaddke Rohit k kandhe par hath rakh dega woh....

Deva-Rohit ko kyun election ladwaa raha hai..

Main-Naa woh bus lead kar raha hai.. Suno.

Maine unko Dheeraj or Sudha kaa plan bataaya..

Deva-Achaa..achaa..Sahi hai.. Le sun ek second mangal ko bolde mera dusara call aaraha hai..

Bhai ne phone mangal ko diya..

Mangal-Haan Sunliya sab maine bol kya karna hai..

Main-Toh ye chutiya Yahaan power show off kar raha hai.. 10 gaadiyaan leke..

Mangal-Humaare sath atleast 100 hongi abhi sabko le aaun tu kahe toh.. Pura kaafila rukwaadun wahaan..

Main-Bus mouj kardega..

Mangal-Ok 5 minutes..

Call disconnected..

Main-Main dikhaata hun power beta..

Sam-Lol aaj he jitwaadega election..

Main-Yep.. Sudha ko bhi toh message bhejdun "Face Me Bitch"...


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SUPERB Bhai SUPERB
Ye AP ka ekdum se according to the situation heat pakadna hi isko hero ki category me sabse top par banaker rakhta hai. He is the God of tactics and dialogues.
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