Thriller Waah! Life Ho Toh Aisi - The Merchant Of Death ( COMPLETED )

[AP 316]

WLHTA - The Serpent Of Underworld

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[Nevil singh]

Update-127(Going Down)


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Ami-Time to go underground boss..

Main-So we have an issue now a big big issue.. I am not concerned over this warrant I don't give a fuck about this warrant.. They can suck my dick.. So ab main off he hun.. Boe ne off he rakha mujhe jo achi baat hai bahot jyaada achi..Thats why I love Boe.. So technically ab main yaa tum dono Mein se koi bhi wapis nahi Jaa shaktey or koi bhi equipments bhi use nahi kar shaktey that involves coins too.. Humlog unse kamaaya kuch bhi use nahi kar shaktey basically warna Boe aaega or uthaake leke jaaega.. Or meri family bhi gayi so we are on our own.. Jo hain hum he hain or Humaare pass hai wahi hai. That means in short we are poor we are homeless we are weak and we are vulnerable but we are the best in the business so we will figure this out..

Chang- Nice dude nice.. We are broke.. Nice 1..Richest person in North India is broke.. Gajab..

Main-So first things first Chang and Ami apne Saare equipments and money and coins and everything Jaake High Command k head office Mein dedo and unko good bye boldo kaafi time k liye.. Ye room kitane din k liye liya hai??

Chang-14 din or hain..

Main-Nice toh uske Baad aage kaa sochenge.. Filhaal toh tum ye kaam karo or officially off hojaao dono.. Underworld se Saare connections Todd lo..

Ami-Mere toh already tuttey hain..

Main-Chang..

Chang-OK ok..

Main-Mann kar raha hai waapis Jaane ka??

Chang--OH hell no.. Jahan tum wahan main..

Main-Perfect then Jaao..

Chang or Ami nikale wahaan se woh kal tak aaenge ab. Mere pass time he time tha uss warrant ki Maa chhodne k liye.. Lekin samjh Mein Lund nahi aaya.. Raat 10 baje hotel waale dinner rakh gaye jo achi baat thi bhenchod bhooka Marr gaya tha.. Late night Abeer kaa mail aaya mere pass uske second mail address se .. Jo kuch Iss Tarah tha..

"Aakhir ye din bhi aagaya.. I know bahot questions honge tere mann Mein. Sablog literally tutt k bikhar gaye hain maine kya kya juth bole tu soch bhi nahi shakta ki mujhe toh kuch pata he nahi tha main tere sath nahi tha and all.. Bhai toh Pagal horahe hain gusse se.. Lekin don't worry main Yahaan sab dekh lunga, tere bina almost impossible he hoga but tune mujhe trust kiya hai toh karunga caahe purana jaanwar he kyun naa Jagaana paddey.. Tu apna Dhyaan rakhna or Haan warrant k liye confirmation bhai ne he dilwaaya hai kyun i dont know maybe woh caaahtey hain Warrant se darrke tu atleast chupp jaae jisase Namit se bhi bach jaaega tu .Bhai apna Dhyaan rakhna please or don't worry about us aaj nahi toh kal sab theek ho he jaaega.Ye mera aakhiri message hoga iske baad naa tu mujhe naa main tujhe jaanta hun jaisa tune kaha tha.. Take care bhai I love you. You are great..

Yours :- Jaanwar..

Ye padhke sachi Mein rona saa aagaya bhenchod.. Literally aankhon se aanshu nikal aae.. But Abeer k attitude se ye samjh gaya tha main ki woh sab dekh lega aakhir original jaanwar toh wahi hai. Uss message ko ghurrtey hue he mujhe nind aagayi chair k Uppar he.. Meri aankh khulli door knock sound se main utha gate open kiya toh Ami or Chang they..

Chang- All good??

Main-Yeah kya hua??,

Chang-You cried?? Aankhein dikh rahi hain..

Main-Yeah kind of.. Hogaya sab??

Chang - Yess..

Main-Come on..

Humlog andar aae..

Ami-High command waale aise ghurr rahe they maano khaa jaaenge..

Main-Humlog ko sab aise he dekhte hain..

Chang-True.. Main breakfast order kardeta hun..

Maine time dekha toh 10 baj gaye subah k.. Main fresh hua tabtak breakfast bhi aagaya tha.. Tab Humlog breakfast karne lage..

Main-Kabtak kaa time hai mere pass Surrender karne k liye??

Chang-5 pm.. So almost 5-6 hours.. Kya karna hai uska ab?? Nikal letey hain Humein toh kya he dhund lenge woh..

Main-Main darrke nahi bhaagta Chang.. Sun agar mujhe jail hoti hai toh lambi nahi hogi but agar jail hui toh mujhe nikaalna hai tum dono ko he jo jyaada tough nahi hoga khoon kharaaba kiye bina samjhe.. Agar mujhe apni city jail Mein rakhte hain toh bilkul easy hoga.. Agar Rohtak jail Mein legaye toh thoda tough hoga but wahaan bhi options bahot hain kachre ki Gaadi Mein yaa fir food van Mein yaa fir guard k he bhesh Mein aajaana.. Or agar mujhe chupaake leke jaaenge toh samjh Jaana Tihar leke jaayenge wahaan kaa toh easy rahega Chang or maine tihar se nikaala hai kissi ko.. Same plan..

Chang - Woh dikkat nahi hai boss.. India ki koi bhi police jail nahi roukk shakti tumhe but kyun na Pehle he nikal lein why risk it..

Main-Bola toh main chuppke nahi bhaagunga Chang sabke Saamne se jaunga.. If they can then stop me.. Abhi bhaaga toh log 1000 tarah ki baatein banaadenge mujhe kya kya banaadenge puch matt..

Chang-Makes sense..

Main-Aage kaa plan aage he banaaenge don't worry..

Ami-Tum ho toh no worries..

Theek dophar 4 baje main Hotel se nikala aankhon par Chang kaa chasma or munh par rumaal baandha khudko puri tarah hide kiya Ami mere sath thi Hotel k niche se Auto liya Humne jo kaafi derr Mein milla theek 4.30 baje main police headquarters k piche uttara wahaan se aage aaya toh bhenchod media gand faad aaya tha itana toh tab bhi naa aaya tha jab main interrogation k liye aata tha or maadarchod utani he bheed thi lekin aaj supporters nahi haters they harr banner k Uppar kuch naa kuch ulta he likha tha bhenchod most loved se most hated bananey Mein Kuch ghantey he lage mujhe..30 minutes they mere pass Surrender k liye isliye bheed itani thi unhe laga ki AP aaega toh jarur.. Aakhir jaantey toh log bhi hain mujhe ki AP pith dikhaa kar nahi bhaagega..


Ab maine nikaala apna phone jispar bahot jyaada missed calls they kal se maine dekhe bhi they but uthaaya nahi family yaa team se kissi ka nahi tha Saikdon calls Anaa k they.. Isase bhi Baad Mein he niptenge.. Isme CBI waale kirti k bhi calls they toh maine usko ab call back kiya..

Kirti-Well well look who decided to call back..

Main-Wassup.. Kya chal raha hai??

Kirti-Kuch nahi taiyaari chal rahi hai..

Main-Kaisi taiyaari??

Kirti-Manhunt.. Ab tum toh aaoge nahi Humein he aana paddega AP dhundaney..

Main-Uski jarurat nahi padegi.. Well kya warrant Hai ye??

Kirti-Woh toh court Mein he pata chalega but itana bura bhi nahi hai don't worry.. Yaa aajaao abhi dikhaadungi..

Main - Sure then come out..

Kirti-What??

Main-Yeah.. I am surrendering in 10 seconds...

Call Disconnected..

Maine Ami ko apna phone diya..

Main-Take care Ami.. Lambe se naa pilwaadena bachaalena or Haan don't fight with Chang Tumhaare issues baadmein solve karlena..

Ami - We got you boss..

Ye bol maine Pehle toh tapri Mein Jaake cigarette pee bahot jyaada time hogaya tha then waapis rumaal baandha or chal padda gate ki taraf bheed ko cheerta hua.. Saamne Headquarters k stairs par Kirti and uski team khaddi thi..

"A aage kahan jaaraha hai"..

Main theek gate k Uppar aake rukka bichon bich or apna rumaal nikaala chasma nikal k jebb Mein daala or apne hath sir k piche rakh k apne ghutano par baith gaya..

"Arrey Ye toh AP he hai.."..

Ab wahaan bhagdad mach gayi media or police dono Mein andar se or force aai media and bheed ko roukkane k liye or udhar Kirti or uski team bhagti hui aai meri taraf..

Kirti-Well tum majaak nahi kar rahe they..

Uss Raman ne mujhe uthaaya or hatkadi pehnaai.. Naarebaaji suru hogayi thi mere against.. Photos par photos liye jaa rahe they..

Kirti-Welcome back AP.. Sorry for the inconvenience you know Humaare hath se sab bahaar nikal chukka hai..

Main-No hard feelings babe..

Woh mujhe leke andar aae.. Toh andar mujhe hathkadi Mein dekh sabke thobdey khull gaye Yahaan toh bhenchod bahot respect thi meri.


Unhone laake andar seedha mujhe ek cell mein daala bilkul corner Mein Jaake jahan mere alaawa ek banda or mojjud tha.. 27-28 ummar kaa koi banda tha hatta katta..

Kirti ne mujhe search karke meri hathkadi kholi..

Kirti-So Mr AP you have right to a lawyer hum Tumhaare lawyer ko Tumhaare warrant papers dikhaa denge and court proceedings ki details dedenge..

Main-Oh i dont have a lawyer jo hun main he hun Tumhaare Saamne hun..

Kirti-Seriously??

Main-Oh yeah..

Kirti-Then tumhe dedeti hun warrant..

Main-Naa I am good..

Kirti-Meri job hai AP woh tumhe dikhaana dekh lo ek baar..

Ye bol Kirti ne mujhe ek kai pages ki list di.. Jisko maine dekha bus warrant or kuch bakchodi thi usme and maine usko wapis dediya.. Lund mera ye padhega..

Usko leke woh chali gayi or wahaan main bacha akela and woh ek or shaks..

"Kya chotey kya kiya tune??"

Main-Kiya toh bahot kuch hai but Yahaan kiss liye leke aae ye nahi pata..

"hahaha Sahi hai bhai terra.. MAIN Hun Anil lekin sab Kala kehya karein.."

Main-AP..

Kala-AP?? Deva AP?? Woh AP??

Main-Sahi pakkadey hain..

Kala-Arrey iski maa ki chut t he jail aagaye toh bhai fir hogya kalyaan Iss maadarchod state kaa.. Bhenchod sab dalle hain bhenchod..

Main-I know bc..

Kala-Ek Baat bolun bhai agar tum jail gaye toh tumhari toh lelenge wahaan.. Kyunki aadhe toh tumhaare bheje hue honge..

Main-Naa main seedha Uppar he bhejta tha sabko..

Kala-Arrey bhai Uppar sab nahi jaatey unke bandey toh jail he jaatey hain mera 3rd time hojaaega ye agar jail hui toh or apni jail Mein toh jyaadatar log tere naam se he rotey hain..

Technically ye galat nahi tha bhenchod main jisko maarta tha uske piche saikdon bandey hotey they sab thodi marrtey they Baaki jail Mein toh technically jail Mein bahot log honge bhenchod.. Oh fuck.. Lekin koi naa dekhlenge.. Maa chudaae..

Kala-Waise ek baat puchun chotey?Ye tere bhai k hotey hue tujhe Yahaan kaise bhejdiya??

Main-Family can be hard Sometimes Kala Bro..

Kala-Hainnn???


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Behtreen update bhai

 

[Nevil singh]

Update-128(Its Over)


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Kala-Kya Hadd times??

Main-Kuch nahi.. Tune kya kiya??

Kala-Kuch khass nahi 2 punter log ko kutt diya main saale meri behen ko chedd rahe they tapri par baithke.. Ye diya lath(danda) saala dono haspataal Mein Hain..

Main-Shabbas.. Good job..

Kala-Or uske alaawa 3 chori ki bikes k case Mein dhund rahe they mereko pehle se he toh sab ek sath hojaaega.. Maadarchod ek ladka jisko foda uska mama Senior hawaldar nikala saala bahot maara mereko..

Main - Dikh toh nahi raha be..

Kala-Dikhega kaise bhai dekh dekh k maara hai Taaki nishaan naa dikhein, court Mein Bhi toh leke Jaana Hai mereko.. Gand suja rakhi hai bhai.. Or bola hai court Jaane se Pehle ek baar or service karke jaaega meri.. Saala jaanwar..

Main - Bhenchod.. Gajab bakchodi chal rahi hai bhenchod..

Kala-Wahi toh.. Kuch karo naa bhai ye system ko theek karne k liye..

Main-Lund tere bagal Mein baitha hun main.. Waise tujhe court kab leke jaayenge??

Kala-Kal bhai..

Bhenchod woh pura cell sadd raha tha jaise he Uppar lage roshandaan se hawa kaa jhokka aaraha tha kyunki uss corner Mein toilet tha or uske Uppar woh choti c khidki toh jaise he usme se hawa aati uske sath he pura cell sadd uthata.. Maadarchod..

Main-Chalo acha hai.. Iski maa kaa machhar hainbe.. Chyuuunn Chyuuunn machi hai..

Kala-Abhi kuch nahi raat ko dekhna bhai Kaat Kaat k baawla bana denge..

Main-Oh mereko nahi kaatenge.. Machhar wagaairaah nahi Kaat tey mereko..

Kala-Aaila kaaeko??

Main - Woh toh machhar Jaane..

Kala-Ye bhi hai..

Raat 7-8 baje takk woh bakchodi karta raha Iss bich bahot Saare police waale aae mujhe dekhne kuch pictures bhi leke gaye ye maadarchod media k chamche hain.. Saale gandu.. Jaise circus Mein naye sherr ko dekhne aatey hain log waise dekh dekh k jarahe they mujhe.. Then 8 baje mere pass Kirti aai.. Gate khulla and woh andar aai..

Kirti-So Wassup AP.. Sab theek hai??

Main-Oh yeah..

Kirti-Kal judge k saamne present karenge tumhe uske Baad aage dekhenge..

Main-Thank you..

Kirti-Ek question puchun??

Main-Yeah..

Kirti-Tu side hatt re Jaa udhar kone Mein.

Kala-Ji madam..

Kala turant bhenchod durr corner Mein Jaake baith gaya..

Kirti-What happened AP??

Main-I don't know..

Kirti-I mean Between you and your brother.. Meri Baat hui unse abhi unhone toh aash he chhod di hai tumse. Mujhe dhamki dedaali ki Tumhaare baare Mein Koi information naa deni hai or naa he leni hai..

Main-Shit happens..

Kirti-It happens for sure.. But Ekdum se??

Main-Yep..

Kirti-Hope sab theek hojaae..

Main-Oh don't hope woh kabhi nahi hone waala..

Kirti-Really??

Main-Yep its over..

Kirti-Bada awkward lag raha hoga naa ye sab?? Kahaan se kahaan aagaye tum.. Ye police waale tumhe dekhte he salute maartey they ab hans k jarahe hain Tumhaare Uppar.. Thats shocking..

Main-It's life that's how it works..

Kirti-Well I am so sorry AP you know again bata dun it's nothing personal..

Main-Yeah sure.. I know..

Kirti-Well I'll take a leave raat ko Raman rukkega yahaan so kuch caahiye ho toh usko Boldena..

Main-Sure..

Kirti-Best of luck AP..


Ye bolke woh chali gayi hawaldar ne taala lagaaya.

Kala-Ye toh maal hai bhai..

Main-Bhosdk cbi se hai gand Mein danda deke munh k ball patak k maaregi..

Kala-Oh teri..

Ye bol woh corner Mein gaya or muttne laga..


Kala-Khaana bhi aane he waala hoga..

Main-Kya detey hain khaane mein??

Kala-Main bus kal raat he aaya tha tab chawal or daal he thi aaj subah raat waale bache hue chawal or daal thi..

Main-Maadarchod ye pata hota toh khaa k he surrender karta..

Kala-Ha haa.. Yahi Hai bhau Yahaan toh.. Yelo aagaya..

Gate k niche se fisalti hui plate aai jisme chaawal or daal he they maadarchod.. Chaawal thandey baraf maafik they but daal halki c garam thi.

Main-Bc ye kal waala he chal raha hai kya??

Hawaldaar-Haan raja sahaab matar paneer aaraha hai aapke liye.. Or kuch sathmein kya loge coke??

Main-Sorry my bad..

Ye bol woh wahaan se chala gaya.. Lund mera khaaega ye khaana bhenchod literally kankar dikh rahe they isme mujhe.. Mujhe plate ko ghurrta dekh woh Kala bola..

Kala-Nahi khaana hai??

Main-Nope..

Kala-Toh mujhe dedo bhai..

Main-Sure..

Maine apni plate usko di ussne dono ko ek Mein mix kiya and jutt gaya.. Ussne almost khaana finish kar he diya tha ki ek constable ne fir gate khola.. Or andar aaya hath Mein danda leke..

"Kyun Re maadarchod bada khaana thuss raha hai"

Kala-A sahaab or Matt maarna.. Main kal korat Mein judge ko sab bataa dunga..

"Kya bataaega maadarchod mere bhanje ko hath lagaaega tu..


Ye bol ussne seedha danda maara or uske hath se khaane ki plate durr Jaake girri..

Kala-Aaaaa...

Main-Arrey bhai kya kar raha hai hogaya bus kal court Mein khud saja miljaaegi. Tu kyun Maar raha hai.

Constable-Arrey o sahaabjaadey chup chaap baith warna yo danda gand Mein ghussa dunga..

Ye bolke ussne fir maara ek danda kale k kulhe k Uppar..

Main-(Chilaake) Oye Raman.. Raman.. Raman..

Constable - Chup saale warna tujhe bhi dunga..

Ye bol fir diya ussne uskonek danda.. Kala chilaaye bechara.. Tab Raman aaya wahaan andar se..

Raman-Kya hua kyun chilla raha hai??

Main-Ye dekh toh kya kar raha hai.. Maar raha hai isko..

Raman-Toh tere pichwaade Mein Kya khujjali hai..

Main-Bhosdko tum kalank ho police k naam par..

Raman-Tereko bola tha main AP ye area kaa ghamand bahot jaldi tutt jaaega.. Constable Maar isko bhi.. Bhenchod ka sab chala gaya akad nahi gayi..

Main-Maadarchod hath toh lagake dikha.. Sab chala gaya lekin main waise kaa waisa he hun mujhe kissi ne nahi banaya main khud bana hun bhosdk.. Tu bhen k lawde touch he kardey aisi banaadunga ki roega gand pakkad k..

Raman-Ye Saara ghamand kal court Mein tutt jaaega..

Main-Kal kaa kal dekhenge lekin beta dua kar main lambe time k liye jaaun kyunki jaldi nikal gaya toh aisi gand maarunga teri ki Saari jindagi Marr Marr k jeeyega..

Raman-We will see..

Ye bolke woh wahaan se chala gaya..

Main-Tu Maar naa maadarchod dalle.. Teri maa chod dunga main bhenchod.. Tujhe toh pata he hoga kya cheej hun main.. Jinda jalla dunga maadarchod..

Woh constable mujhe ghurrtey hue bahaar nikala gate bandh hua..

Kala-Shukriya bhai.. Maadarchod aaj toh lakdi waala danda leke aaya tha Sala.. Maa he chod deta..

Main-Aise darrne kaa nahi bhosdk.. Naamard hai kya tu?? Sala court mein maa chod dena iski pant nikaal k khaddey hojaana tu ye nishaan dikhaane k liye or fir media k Saamne kal court Mein bahot media hoga chilaane lag Jaana bhenchod..

Kala-Ye gand tod dega fir bhai..

Main-Iski wardi gayi toh gand maardena caahe iski tu fir Lund naa Kar paaega kuch..

Kala-Ye toh hai.. Uff aaj nind chain se aaegi bina Maar khaaye..

Woh ek kone mein Jaake late gaya or idhar main deewar kaa sahara leke baithgaya.. Sala log badal gaye maadarchod.. Gajab he bakchodi hai bhenchod mouka he dekh rahe they ye sab saale dalle.. Mujhe baithey-2 nind c aane lagi thi ki bahaar gate par baitha hawladaar chilaaya..

"O Bhai Millne aaya hai koi" "..

Meri aankh khulli hawladaar k piche koi khadda tha but andherra tha toh kuch dikha nahi..

" Madam bus 5 minutes hain Tumhaare pass fir meri duty change hai. "

" Karma is a bitch aint it AP.. "

Main-Sheetal..???

Sheetal-Yeah me AP.. Kya hua chownk gaye?? Or koi toh Millne aane waala hai nahi AP tumhe.. So finally saare kiye kaa fall mill he gaya tumhe millna he tha bhagwaan k ghar derr hai andherr nahi..ye toh aaj nahi toh kal hona he tha or kitani jindagiyaan barbaad karoge tum.. Ab awaaaj nahi nikal rahi munh se?? What comes around goes around AP..

Main-I told you that night it was nothing personal I had to do it..

Sheetal-Shut up you piece of shit. Stop lying for God's shake.. You are a monster and you know that.. You ruin people's lives.. Main pray karti hun ki tumhe lambe se lambi saja mille.. Saari jindagi jail Mein he saddo tum.

Kala-Oye madam munh bandh kar apna.. Kya bakk bakk kuttey k maafik bhonk rahi hai nikal idhar se.. Sone dey idhar.. Bhagg..

Sheetal-Or Haan don't worry AP Anaa ko maine bachaaliya hai uski jindagi barbaad nahi kar paaoge tum..

Main-What??

Sheetal - Yeah maine Anaa or uski behen or uske papa ko sab bataa diya hai ki tumne kya kiya or usko bhi tum use he kar rahe ho harr ladki k sath yahi kartey ho tum.. Woh bechari sacha pyaar kiye baithi thi tumse.. Ab shakal takk nahi dekhegi kabhi Tumhaari belive me.. Uski behen toh Jaan se maardena caahti hai tumhe.Or uske papa ne promise kiya hai ki tumhaari jindagi barbaad kardenge woh.. Bahot shokk haina logon ki jindagiyon se khelne kaa ab kaisa lag raha hai??

Kala-A sali ab main gaali dena suru karunga nikal le nahi toh..

Sheetal - Have a good life ahead of you AP.. I Hope You die alone..

Ye bolke woh wahaan se chali or main dhadaam se niche girra bhenchod ek Cheej bachi thi woh bhi cheen Lee bhenchod ki Maa chod dunga main saali dali kahin ki.. Fuckkkkkkk...

"Die Alone" Arrey maadarchod ki main nahi marrunga main Marr he nahi shakta bhagwaan hun main.. I am A God...

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Fine update dost

 

[Waseem]

Anaa ka chapter mat close krna bhai kahani ka husn jata rahe ga.baqi sb behtareen hai

 

[Sandeep singh nirwan]

Ha bhai anaa bina ni ye gf character continue rakhna

 

[Kill_monger]

Waiting for next biradar @AP316 re bai holi aan waali or tm ho ki AP ki zindagi nu berang bnaan pe lage ho jldi se dedo update ib or intzar ni howe h...

 

[deepg]

Bhai Ana ne jaani chyi ..bahut sweet ladki hai plz

 

[yajivagan]

Nice updates...

 

[Rayder]

Fantastic update bro

 

[Naughty Lover]

Kya hi du iska review...situation is bad to worse and worse to worst.. kuch bhi predict nahi kr paa rahe aage Kya hoga kbhi aisa lagtaa court se pehle Ami and Chang 6udha le jaayenge kabhi lagtaa hai jaise Jail Mai jana bhi ek plan hai...

Btw ek sawaal thaa ye incident ka counter plan bhi kr skte the..mtlb kuch Bahana ya jhuth bol k bhi vaapis aa skte the Ghar Mai but fir ye baat bhi hai ki aaj nahi to Kal pataa chalnaa hi tha..pr agar kuch Bahana krte to sochne ka waqt hi mil jata k future esi kuch condition aati to how to handle the situation....pr ye part bhi kuch soch kr hi likha hoga..

Well let see aage aur kya fuck up hota hai..

 

[Clasher]

Nice and fantastic updates AP bhai
Yaha to AP pe musibto ka pahaad hi tut pada,atleast chang aur ami to hai AP ki side vrna ache se mari jati
Agle update ka intejar hai bhai aur ho sake to sheetal ko sbk jarur. sikhaana ek to uske gaon valon ki madad kro,uske bhai ko bachaya,aur ye dil jali aashiq bn bethe