Thriller Waah! Life Ho Toh Aisi - The Merchant Of Death ( COMPLETED )

[AP 316]

WLHTA - The Serpent Of Underworld

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Update-130(New Beginnings)

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Tadipaar..

Maadarchod filmon Mein suna tha ye word par tab ye nahi socha tha ki ye khud par bhi beetegi.. Maadarchod main asylum or jail se bach raha tha in maadarchod log ne Tadipaar he karwaadiya.. Fuck this shit.. Woh judge nikali wahaan se kuch papers k Uppar sign karke apna card deke gayi mujhe jispar uska number or email tha in short mujhe haryana aane kaa reservation isase karwaana hoga woh bhi keval exams k time nice..


So Uss Raman ne mujhe hanste hue Hathkadi lagaai..

Raman-Got you.. We win finally..

Main-You did..But For now.. Remember I am AP I don't forgive and I don't forget..

Raman-Oh lekin jabtak tumhara time aaega tabtak late hochuka hoga.. Kyunki Mr AP ye investigation bahot lambi chalegi bahot lambi.. Tabtak aapka vanwaas jaari rahega.. Saalon lag shaktey hain itani badi investigation pura hone Mein.. Samjh rahe ho?? Saalon..

Diksha-Or Haan next time kissi ko dhamki dene se Pehle hajaar baar soch lena AP..

Kirti-Raman you guys go ahead and drop him.. Main paperwork complete karwaa deti hun..oh Haan AP here is your wallet..

Raman-With pleasure madam..

Ussne mera wallet meri jeb Mein daala..

Kirti-Good Bye AP..Good Luck..

Main usko bina koi jawaab diye aage badha basically woh jeet gaye they maanana padega ye toh for sure woh jeet gaye they but abhi k liye.. They just won a battle but I'll win the war.. Mere sath Raman or uske 2 sathi and 2 constables they unhone mujhe van Mein baithaaya and nikale humlog court se bahaar bheeed or badh gayi thi maadarchod meri mout kaa tamasha dekhne aagaye they..

Raman - So Kahaan drop karein sir aapko..

Main-D...

Raman-Just kidding tumhari nahi chalegi isme.. Constable Delhi side chalo isko drop karke hum bhi ghar ko jaayein iski wajah se gharwalon se mille maheena hogaya..

Gaadi chal paddi Delhi ki side mereko Jaana bhi udhar tha toh acha he hai.. Agle 2-3 ghantey takk Raman bakchodi karta raha mujhe taane deta raha main kuch nahi bola..

Constable-Sir Haryana kaa border cross kardiya hai..

Raman ne driver k kaan Mein Kuch Kaha or Gaadi fir chal paddi.. 25-30 minute ki drive k Baad Gaadi ek sunshaan se road par muddi or kaafi aage chalke rukki.. Bhenchod Iss road par durr durr takk kuch nahi tha single lane road tha koi..

Raman-Ye lijiye sir you are free to go..

Main-Abe Yahaan se Kahaan jaaunga bhai.. Atleast koi dhangki jagah toh drop kar..

Raman-Shut up and Get out..

Ussne meri hathkadi kholi or piche kaa gate khulla main uttara.. Bhenchod ye hai kya maadarchod.. Aas pass koi naa dikh raha.. Fuck.. Mujhe utaartey he woh Van nikali or jastey-2 Raman chilaaya..

Raman-Enjoy your life you looser..

Ab issue ye tha ki yaa toh main waapis Jaa shakta tha Jahaan se van ne Iss road par turn liya tha Taaki wahaan se phone kar paaun lekin woh durr tha kaafi yaa main seedha Jaa shakta tha or hopefully yaa toh road end hojaaega yaa fir koi vehicle mill jaaega.. Maine seedha Jaana theek samjha..


Maine logon ko gaali deni bandh kardi thi ki jo hochuka woh hochuka usko ek baar padda he rehney do or aage kaa kya karna hai woh socho.. I know main sad tha main angry tha or main bahot jyaada frustrated tha lekin ye cheejeein filhaal mujhe kuch nahi dene waali thi 12 k aas pass baje honge dopehar k dhoop kaafi heavy thi filhaal or main paidal chala jaraha tha left right bus khaali jungle he jungle dikh raha tha.. Bhenchod maano Man vs Wild Mein aagya houn.. Main almost 1 ghantey takk chalta raha lekin bhenchod ek bhi Gaadi nahi aai not a single fucking car ye Konsa road hogaya maadarchod.. Mujhe pyaash bhook or thakaan sab ek sath lag rahi thi bhenchod.. Or Uppar se gand fatt gayi thi paidal chal chal k..

Saala ye kya hai bhenchod.. Koi toh aao.. Finally mujhe Pehli Gaadi dikhi jo opposite side se aarahi thi lekin mereko matlab nahi tha.. Main bhenchod road k bich Mein aagaya lift lift k ishare kartey hue lekin driver bhenchod mere side se aise cut maarke nikala ki bhoot dekh liya ho.. Iski Maa ki chut bhenchod abhi thok diya hota... Or uske behavior se main samjh gaya ki ye koi outer short cut road hai Jahaan chori chakaari hoti hongi Iss liye koi maadarchod aata nahi hai idhar se or aata hai toh rukkta nahi hai.. Fuck.. Yahi reason ho shakta hai ab main samjh gaya tha isliye Pehla kaam kiya maine mere wallet se paise or meri id nikaal k mere juttton Mein daal Lee bhenchod.. Purse Mein rakha ek 50 kaa note.. Kyunki jyaadatar chances they koi toh millega he millega mujhe or meri jama punji bus ye 5900 rs they inhe nahi gawaa shakta tha main..

Khair main fir aage badh chala bhenchod gand Marr gayi chalte chalte.. Ab Paani nahi milla toh yahin baith jaaunga main.. Lekin mujhe sans tab aai jab mujhe piche se ek tractor aata dikhaai diya.. Arrey Waah.. Maadarchod.. Main turant sadak k bich Mein aagaya hath uthaake ab toh bhenchod roukna he padega.. Warna gand mar jaaegi.. Or bhalla ho uss tractor waale kaa ussne break maare bahot durr se he break maarne laga woh tab Jaake mere pass aake rukka woh.. Tractor kaafi purana tha or piche trolley juddi thi jisme chotey paid podhey they bahot Saare.. Driver ek 45-50 kaa aadmi tha jisne safed kurta paayjam pehna tha..

"K Baat hogi Beta"..

Main-Oho uncle ji bhagwan bhalla kare aapka jo rokk liya aapne.. Aage takk lift dedoge uncle ji??

Uncle - Jarur jarur aao baitho.. Lekin Kahaan se aarahe ho tum??

Main-Arrey pucho Matt uncle ji bus Yahaan chhod gaya koi ab chal raha hun ghanto se koi rouk he nahi raha..

Uncle-Yahaan koi naa rukega beta.

Main-Ye toh samjh gaya tha main.. Paani hai uncle ji peene ko??

Uncle-Haan bottle hai beta seat k piche..

Arrey bc Sans aaya Paani peeya maine kaafi Saara.. Tractor chalte time pura hill raha tha bc lekin paidal chalne se laakh gunna better tha..

Main-Kahaan ko Jaata Hai uncle ye raasta??

Uncle-Beta ye aage Jaake Muzaffarnagar waale road Mein mill Jaata Hai or aage fir Dehradun Or Roorkee side. Delhi k traffic se bachke Jaana Hai toh Yahaan se nikalte hain log lekin pichle kuch saalon Mein khatam he hogaya ye chori chakaari loot paat bahot jyaada ek do toh marre bhi hain.. Toh koi Jaake khuss nahi hai.. Or Uppar se ek or short cut open hogaya hai woh raasta bhi theek hai toh Yahaan koi naa aata.

Main-Oh.. Uncle ji aapka phone millega??

Uncle--Le bhai..

Uncle ne apna keypad waala tutta futta phone mujhe diya.. Or maine mere phone par call kiya.. Jo Ami ne uthaya..

Ami-Hello..

Main-Thank god you answered holy fuck.. Thank you Ami..

Ami-boss?? Kahaan ho aap?? Awaaj clear nahi hai aapki..

Main-Meet me in Roorkee.. ROORKEE. ..

Ami - Roorkee? ??

Main-Yess.. Main theek hun meet me there..

Ami-OK boss..

Call disconnected..

Ab mujhe Delhi or Haryana k aas pass rehna tha but Delhi Mein Nahi as wahaan bahot maadarchod log hain like CBI wale and then High command waale or haryana se gand par laat maarke nikaal he diya tha mera second option Uttar Pardssh and Rajasthan they but wahaan jaantey hain log mujhe toh ab sabse close and secure Roorkee he best rahega ab jab aa he gaya hun toh.. Wahaan mujhe jaanta bhi nahi hoga koi.. Ab uss tractor ki ride mein Maine sabse important baat ye sochi ki mujhe apna huliya badalna padega.. Jo easy tha kyunki maine kaafi din se shave yaa haircut nahi karwaaya tha as time nahi tha toh 9-10 din Mein Meri beard puri hojaane waali thi or fir mujhe pehchaanana impossible he hoga.. Much or daadhi puri hone k Baad main bhenchod ek uncle type ban Jaata hun maine past Mein Bhi yahi kiya tha khudko chipaane k liye. Jo bahot he sahi kaam kiya tha.. Isliye ye kartey hain..

Ab uncle ne mujhe almost 2 ghantey ki ride k Baad main road k Uppar utaara Maine unhe bahot thanks bola bc pucho Matt then maine juttey se apne paise nikaale or side Mein dhaabe par gaya wahaan khaana khaaya Pehle toh jo obviously mere pait ko passand nahi aaega but bahot jyaada bhook lagi thi.. Uppar se lassi pee lee maine toh hopefully pait Mein bakchodi nahi hogi.. Ab mujhe Jaana tha Roorkee toh uss dhaabe waale ne bataaya ki thoda aage buses rukkti hain Roorkee Deh, Dehradun Jaane waali, hell yeah.. Maine thodi derr rest kiya wahaan gand fatt gayi thi maadarchod.. Or rest k bich Mein uss dhaabe waale ne chilaa k mujhe kaha ki Roorkee waali bus rukki hai main shoes pehne leta tha uthatey he gand faad bhaaga bus chal paddi thi toh main hath hilaatey hue bhaaga toh bus rukk gayi main Bhaag k Chadd gaya or thankfully seats khaali thi usme toh main aaram se ek seat par akela he baitha.. Conductor aaya ticket li usase.. Toh pata chala 3.5 ghnatey Mein Roorkee bus stand hai seedha.. Ab mere pass fir 3.5 ghantey free they apni bakchod life k baare Mein vichaar vimarsh karne k liye.. Anaa kaa kya hua?? Jab woh mujhe millne station yaa fir court Mein Bhi nahi aai toh main samjh gaya ki Sheetal apni Maa chuda gayi hai.. Khair jo bhi hai Anaa mujhse alag he theek rahegi.. What about others?? Ashish And all.. Bhull gaye kya maadarchod.. Nahi Ashish or Shubham k calls dekhe they maine mere mobile Mein.. Namit kaa kya hua?? I mean 25 dead bodies hide karna Dusty k liye easy raha hoga but kya Namit gayab hai ye kissi ko nahi maalum.. And ab aage kya karega Sanjay.. Kya woh meri family k piche jaaega ya fir apna empire banaaega.. Toh answer tha ki woh apna empire banaaega family k piche woh jaaega nahi kyunki Dusty ne mana kar diya hoga usko.. Toh woh apne kissi bandey ko bhejega haryana nahi Delhi or Delhi se haryana Mein dhaak jamaaega woh. Proper haryana nahi aaega ab koi. Maine khouff bana diya tha. Or main itana khoya tha khudmein ki ye safar kab end hua maalum bhi nahi chala..

Roorkee waali sawaari uttaro bhai..

Main khadda hua toh Roorkee bus stand aa chuka tha main niche uttara or ek lambi sans lee maine What a weather . ROORKEE.. My New Home..

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[Rajesh]

Update-131(Plans)

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Main bus stand se bahaar aaya bheed kaafi thi wahaan.. Maine ek pco par se fir Ami ko call kiya..

Main-Kahaan??

Ami-25 minute Mein Roorkee pohanch jaaenge..

Main-What the fuck itana jaldi..

Ami-Yeah Humein city se direct train mill gayi thi.. Bina ticket pohanch gaye superfast Mein..

Main-Nice main railway station k bahaar millunga tumhe..

Ami - OK boss..

Call disconnected..

Ab maine Railway station kaa pata pucha toh woh pass Mein he tha 1.5 km k aas pass hoga.. Main paidal nikala puchtey hue logon se . Wahaan pohancha or wait karne laga ek tapri par baith k.. Tab andar se nikale woh dono.. Dono k pass ek ek bag tha..

Chang-First things first boss maanana padega ye cbi waali team bahot jyaada smart thi..

Main-True but usme keval woh log nahi they mujhe Yahaan pohanchaaney Mein or bhi bahot log juddey they bahot Saare.. Like bahot bahot bahot Saare..

Chang - So whatever ab aage kaa kya plan hai.. Yahi jagah milli rukkne ko?? Delhi he rukkjaatey..

Main-Bakchod Delhi Mein Gand Marr jaati cbi then high command dono maartey fuck that..

Chang-So Yahaan kya karna hai??

Main-So first things first aao baitho.. Pura plan samjhaata hun Pehle Humein Yahaan kahin settle hona hai but Yahaan sehar Mein Nahi sehar k aas pass he kahin Jahaan chota mota ghar kiraaye par mill jaae cheaply or log bhi kam he hon.. Or koi tension nahi hai Humein ek baar sab bhull Jaao Sanjay Dusty my family sab bhool Jaao..

Chang-ok So ghar milega kaise??ye jo 6000 rupaye hain isme ghanta kuch nahi milega..

Main-5700 to be exact.. And true isme kuch bhi nahi milega.. But the good news is I have a plan.. So i have a giant mobile almost 90000 kaa liya tha isko bechenge and best thing ye hai iska bill bhi mere mobile Mein he padda hai so at least 50-60 hajaar mill jaayenge.. And then Same with Ami kaa phone uska bill bhi uske mobile Mein he hai.. Or good news ye hai ki mera bill Rishi k Naam hai or Ami kaa bill Anjali k Naam so tum dono Jaao koi badi c dukaan dhundo dono mobiles kaa milaake 1 lakh easily mill Jaana chaahiye Baat rahi tere phone ki toh i know tere pass iska bill toh hoga nahi toh black Mein bechenge isko toh 30% millega muskil se so ye tera phone main use karunga..

Chang- What the fuck..

Main-Tujhe kya karna haibe itane bade phone kaa.. Or suno tum dono ye bech k new phones lelena jo inse saste hon bahot saste 10k Mein mast android mobiles miltey hain..

Ami-Dafukk.. Great..

Main-Stop crying Jaao phone bechke aao main yahin millunga bill print karwaalena MobBill Naam se pdf hai storage Mein.. Or laa tera phone dedey..

Maine apna mobile leke usme se Sab udaadiya then simcard toda .. Or chang kaa mobile liya uske pass one plus 8 pro tha almost brand new.. bech toh ye bhi shakta tha main but again ye saale ne pata nahi kaise khareeda hoga bill will hoga nahi toh 55000 kaa mobile log 20000 takk muskill se lenge itane Mein new aaega Uppar se risk alag so fuck it main use karunga..

Simcards kaa issue tha nahi woh chang k pass bahot Saare hotey hain mujhe ye kaafi hoga simcard apna woh dekhenge.. Ab main fir wahaan tapri par baithke cigarette peene laga..Ab mujhe laga unhe jyaada time nahi lagega lekin wohlog k wait Mein maine 1 ghanta nikaal diya. Main bc wahaan baitha tha toh woh tapri waala tau ghurre mujhe toh sharmaake mujhe time to time kuch lena padd raha tha kuch se i mean cigarette.. Local news paper bhi padha maine jahan se ek or idea milla mujhe..

Wohlog net 1 ghantey Mein waapis aaye..

Main-Kya be?? Itana time..

Chang-Aji Haan halwa hai Yahaan kon 1 lakh k mobiles khareedega bhalla 1 ghante Mein Ek shop milli Jaake..

Main-Ab money situation bata mujhe..

Chang- So aapka phone gaya 54000 Mein..

Main-What the fuck almost half.. Abe brand new tha.. 90000 lage they..

Chang-Aji Haan.. Ab ussne Humein cash Mein payment ki or dusara phone bhi khareed raha tha but payment online transfer de raha tha toh hum gaye aage.. Ami kaa mobile gaya 25000 Mein..

Main-Maadarjaat lutt gaye tum toh..

Chang-Second hand stuff aise he Jaata Hai..

Maim-Bhenchod fir toh second hand he lena chaahiye..

Chang- True..

Chang-So ab naya phone bhi jaruri tha jo Humein paddey 24000 k..

Main-Waah bc.. Waah.. Toh ek hissab se ek phone toh bikka he nahi usko toh tumne he rakh liya.

Chang - Toh mobiles bhi toh jaruri hain with internet..

Main-Fuck.. Ok toh humare pass hain 60000.. Well great.. Ok.. Makes sense.. But don't worry i have a fucking humongous idea..

Chang- What??

Main-Ye dekh..

Ye bol maine usko newspaper kaa page dikhaya..

Chang - "2 Kilo 200 gram afeem pakadi gayi sector 12 Mein.." dafukk Afeem bechenge ab??

Main-Abe lodu niche dekh ad.

Chang-Entrance test and Interviews?? LAXMI College of Engineering..

Main-Yes..

Chang - Ab padhoge wahaan Jaake or paise kharach..

Main-Abe Lund padhunga nahi padhaaunga..

Chang - Aji Haan Jaao Jaao.. Wait kar rahe hain wohlog jaiye.. Aise noukari milti hogi.. Documents hain degree hai??

Main-Nahi but mere pass tu hai..

Chang - Hain??

Main-Tu ab ek kaam kar koi internet cafe Jaa or mere liye degrees bana.. 10th 12th btech mtech..

Chang - Waah.. Aise he hojaata hoga.. Kaam karwaalo Saare Pehle ye nahi ki beta Chang kabse ghum raha tha thakk gaya hoga kuch derr baith or kuch khaa le..

Main-Abe sun sun sun.. Bukh lagi hai?? Aaja betey ko khilata hun..

Ami-Juth bol raha hai boss Train Mein free kaa Khaana bahot thussa hai issne..

Main-Bhosdk.. Bhaag.. Phone nikaal or record kar.. Sun ek photo le meri or edit kar thodi skin dark karna beard heavy kardena. and 10th 12th marksheet par black and white daaldena..Naam rakhna Ankit.. Only Ankit.. Maine 10th ki hai 14 ki age Mein then 12th 16 ki age Mein btech Mechanical Engineering 20 ki age Mein and Mtech then 22 ki age Mein and ab pichle 2 saal se phd kar raha hun University of California USA se distance learning se.. Jyaada faadu student nahi hun but above average hun main.. Loopholes nahi chaahiye Rehne waala main Noida ka hun family Mein Koi nahi hai all dead.. Ok karliya record?? Maadarchod main dikhaaunga logon ko agar mere dimag kaa misuse karta toh kya kya kar leta main..


Chang - OK. Isme time lagega bahot jyaada.. Maybe raat takk hojaaega..

Main- Don't worry tabtak humlog Rehne kaa jugaad karte hain or Haan simcard dedey Ami ko koi.. And mere pass tera hai he so kaam hojaae tab tere number par call karna..

Chang-Ok boss..


Main-Jaa..

Chang-But Yahaan itana strong internet or Pc Kahaan milega..

Main-Dhundle mill jaayega itani badi city hai kahin toh milega..

Chang-Yelo 55000.. Mujhe ab kuch paise waapis do..

Maine usko kuch paise diye and woh chala gaya wahaan se..

Ami-So what's the plan boss..

Main-Ye college hai old lekin new principal hai or new idea add kar raha hai teachers k liye entrance test rakha hai inhone engineering based.. 3 teachers chaahiye 2 Chemistry ek physics.. Ab entrance test toh main clear kar he lunga degrees kaa karna padega kuch jo chang kardega but woh original degrees nahi laa shakta toh uske liye bhi plan hai mere pass..

Ami-But log pehchaan lenge college Mein tumhe..

Main-Nahi pehchaanenge Uttarakhand ko bahaar waalon se koi Matlab nahi hota Ami wohlog apne Mein khuss hain so Yahaan ghanta koi jaanta hoga mujhe. Also Entrance test 6 din Baad hai yaani result aaega then interview toh almost 10 days kaa process hai or 10 days Mein Meri beard almost fully grown hojaaegi.. Fir pehchaanenge?? Then juth muth kaa ek chasma laga lo najar waala..

Ami-Great.. But where are you going with this?? Job?? Ghar?? Yahin settle hona hai kya..

Main-Obviously Haan Ami haryana lambe time takk nahi Jaa shaktey or Bovice yaa Boe pata nahi kab bulaaega tabtak Humein kuch toh karna hai and then Iss bich Sanjay par bhi najar rakhni haina... Kya pata woh family ki taraf mudd jaae muddega nahi but socho muddgaya toh.or sabse important ye hai ki humein Yahaan gumm hojaana hai like koi expect nahi karega ki AP Roorkee Mein Kahin teacher bana baitha hai..

Ami-Makes sense.. You are smart boss..

Main-Thank-you.. Now lets find some place to live..

Ami-Again bina I'd proofs kon rakhega humein.. Or I'd dikhaa di toh fir Jaan jaayenge..

Main-Yaar question matt karo itane main sab Dekhlunga..

Maine mobile Mein map dekha and paidal he sehar se bahaar ki taraf chal paddey.Kyunki sehar k andar jitane paise Mein ek room milega itane paise Mein Yahaan ek chota ghar mill Jaana tha and then bheed kam hogi.Or sehar se nikale toh ek chota saa kasba tha like ek kasba jo sehar se bahaar tha but jyaada bahaar nahi..lower and Middle class log reh rahe they idhar medium se pakke makaan they kai for sale and PG k boards lage they gharon k bahaar but kuch thode high end they toh mehngey honge and kuch kaafi chotey they 3 Bandon k liye.. Ab 1 ghar Humne fix kiya jo medium saa tha single floor ghar tha 3 rooms they usme.. Humne wahaan ek ladke se pata kiya toh woh ghar Ek Retired Fouji kaa tha jiska khudka ghar uske bagal Mein he tha.. Woh uski wife k sath rehta hai kaafi Saare makaan or dukaan hain uski aas pass Mein rent par or uski wife he ye sab dekhti hai.. Or recently Yahaan 3-4 young ladke rehke gaye they jinhe police ki help se bhagaaya Fouji ne toh woh log easily makaan nahi denge.. But uss ladke ne bataaya Uncle aunty dono he bahot sareef hain bus yahi toh chaahiye tha.. Iss bich woh Aunty ghar se bahaar nikali jisse maine dekha toh 45-50 ki typical indian aunty thi saree pehni thi ussne or shakal se bhi sareef he lagi.. Itani derr Mein toh padh gaya main usko.. Nice.. And new plan ready.. Iske liye again Chang ki jarurat padegi obviously.. So uske aane kaa wait karna padega. Bhenchod action hero se family drama hero ban gaya tha maadarchod main gand he maarli thi time ne..

Main or Ami wahaan se thoda piche ek park Mein baith gaye tabtak.. Ami ne pakaana suru kiya mujhe ki kya family members ab nahi maanenge maine mana kardiya usko obviously nahi maanenge but hopefully kuch toh hoga.. Warna fir its ok woh khuss rahein bus.. Then ussne Anaa kaa pucha toh uska bhi bataaya maine.. Koi naa seh lenge thoda.. Ye toh hona he tha.. Ye jawab diya maine usko but mere andar main he bata shakta tha Kitana sad tha main sad nahi disappointed bol shaktey hain.. I lost faith in everything.. Every fucking thing..

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[Tripuri chakraborty]

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[RAJIV SHAW]

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