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WLHTA - The Serpent Of Underworld

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Update-145(College Issues)
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"Ankit Sir"...
Ye awaaj sun main apne past k khayaalon se bahaar aaya toh Saamne Neha madam khaddi thi or mujhe dekh k smile kar rahi thi..

Main-Oh hi... Please sit..

Neha-Aankhein kholke sotey kissi ko Pehli baar dekha.. Lol..

Main-So nahi raha tha kuch soch raha tha..

Neha mere Saamne baithi..

Neha-How was your classes??

Main-Pretty good i must say..

Neha-I must say Ankit Sir you are good.. Aapke Kaafi students se positive response milla mujhe..

Main-Really??

Neha-Yeah.. Students were happy..

Main-That's good..

Neha-It is.. Its like you were born to be a teacher..

Main-Hehe.. Maybe.

Neha-Lunch nahi kiya aapne??

Main-Oh i dont eat lunch mostly. Breakfast then dinner.. Coffee in day time or something light..

Neha-I see.. So coffee??

Main - Don't worry main bahaar jaake peelunga..

Neha-Arrey maine mere liye order ki hai so aapki bhi aajegi.. Wait message kardeti hun main..

Ussne apne mobile Mein kissi ko message kiya and fir boli..

Neha-So tell me something about you Ankit..

Main-Nothing much to tell was born and raised in Bhopal then did my studies developed liking towards physics.. Thats about it..

Neha-What about your family??

Main-I have a brother and sister that's about it.. Mom Dad died a long time ago..

Neha-Oh.. I am sorry..

Main-Oh its fine dont worry.. What about you??

Neha-Pretty much Same i was born and raised here finished my masters here then joined this college.. Principal sir was a relative to me so he forced me to join here I wanted to go abroad but I joined here so I can take care of my family with me.I have a small family.. My mom, younger brother and a sister..Both are studying in this college..

Main-That's good..

Neha-Yeah it is.

Main - I think hum dono ki life stories short he hain..

Neha-Lol. True.. Mille kissi dusare teacher se??

Main-No.

Neha-Lol.. Mill lo warna meri tarah tumhe apni gang se bahaar kardenge..

Main-Oh i dont have any interest in joining there gang.. Bahaar thodi der Pehle baatein sun raha tha main unki they are the most boring person's i have ever witnessed in my life..

Ye sun Neha jorr se hans paddi..

Main-Waise tumhe bahaar kyun kiya unhone??

Neha-Bahaar nahi kiya I mean maine join he nahi kiya meri banti nahi hai sabse jyaada because sabko lagta hai main principal sir ki chamchi hun and then main unki complaints kar deti hun jab kuch hota hai toh woh log mujhse durr he rehtey hain.. Kuch teachers he hain jo mere sath ghull mill jaatey hain.. Rest of them hates me..

Main - Perfect..

Neha-What perfect? Main Tumhaari complaint bhi karungi in future kuch hua toh so don't get carried away..

Main-Oh for sure.. Roukka kissne hai.. Bilkul kijiye I don't mind..

Neha-First time kissi k munh se aisa suna hai..

Main-I am serious.. Beshak kijiye complaint..

Ab iss bich ek peon humari coffee le aaya..

Neha-By the way or ek baat Yahaan kuch rowdy students bhi hain like student union presidents and unke friends like they don't care if you are a teacher or a student. So I suggest unlog se durr he raho aap.. Bus unko aap kuch matt kaho toh woh bhi same he karenge..

Main-Interesting..

Neha-Yeah mera mann karta hai ki rakh k dun sabko.. But principal sir k orders hain unse durr he raho as unko agar koi kuch kehta hai toh next day wohlog college k gate par taala lagake protest karne lag jaatey hain. Issliye koi unke munh nahi lagta..

Main-Cool..

Neha-Next class MSc first Sem Mein haina aapki.. Uss class k almost sab students he Student union Mein Hain so just to be sure please don't mess with them.. Girls are also in that group..

Main-Oh sure don't worry.. Waise bhi i dont care main unhi ko padhaata hun jo padhna caahtey hain.

Neha-Sahi hai, parson they misbehaved with me mereko toh dekhte he unko jallan hoti hai issliye maine woh class he Chhod di.. As mera bhai unke sath pange leta rehta hai jiski wajah se mujhe bhi enemy he samjhtey hain wohlog..

Main-Interesting.. I won't mess with anybody so it's ok..

Neha-Cool.. So chalein?? Aapki class kaa time bhi hogaya hai and meri class aapke bagal Mein he hai..

Main-Sure let's go..

Main or Neha khaddey hue and wahaan se bahaar aae toh bahaar 4-5 male and female teachers mojjud they or woh apni he bakchodi Mein busy they toh main unke pass se nikal gaya or unhone notice takk nahi kiya.. Khair wahaan se humlog Uppar aae Pehle mera room tha and next Neha kaa.. Mere class room k bahaar kaafi bache khaddey they bache kya maadarchod merese toh bade he they wohlog masters waale wahaan alag he bakchodi chal rahi thi students jaanwaron ki tarah hans rahe they Ladkiyaan bhi wahin mojjud thi same woh bhi jaanwaron ki tarah hans rahi thi..

Neha-Here you go.. Good luck..

Ab Neha wahaan se aage ko gayi toh bich Mein he kuch ladke bol paddey..

Ladka-Main kehya good afternoon madam ji.

Ladka2-Arrey madam ji good afternoon kaa Jawaab toh dijiye.. Kya hua naraaj hain??

Ladka3-Mast lag rahe ho madam ekdum raapchik..

Ab ye thoda unexpected tha nice.. Roorkee itani safe and sound city k students aise honge ye expect nahi kiya tha maine.. Even Ladkiyaan bhi chup nahi thi bc..

Ladki2-Arrey chup karo madam kaa bhai aajaaega fir rone k liye.. Or fir madam bhaagi bhaagi principal k pass jaaengi..

Neha madam unko full ignore kartey hue apne room Mein chali gayi.. Interesting.. Inter fucking resting.. Nice.. Ye thoda saa over the limit tha but it's ok it's ok kuch bandey aise bhi hone caahiye bore nahi hounga aage..

Khair main unke room Mein enter kar gaya toh room kaa huliya he alag tha benches wagairaah idhar udhar bikhre they unhi par kuch students andar baithe they.. Or ek baar fir mujhe full ignore kiya sabbne.

Main-Hi guys.. I am your new teacher..

Ye again main loudly bola jo bahaar waalon ko bhi sunaai diya but wohlog andar aae nahi bus bahaar se he mujhe ghurrne lage..

"Ye teacher hai pencho shakal se toh junior lag raha hai"..

"lelein fir ragging"..

Ye awaaj bahaar waale students ki thi or unhe maalum tha main unhe easily sunn shakta tha.. Waah.. Waah..

Main-So guys how ar....

Ladka1-May I come In sir.."

Main-Sure.. So guys I am he...

Ladka2-May I come in sir..

Main-Sure.. So Kahaan tha main..

Ladki1-May I come in sir..

Main-Please come in everybody no formalities come on in.. Jisko aana hai woh aao.. So my Name is...

"May We come in Sir.."

4 ladke hanstey hue chilaae.. Ye wahi they jo bahaar baatein kar rahe they abhi.. Ye leader they.. Hmmm..

Main-my name is Ankit Singh and I'll be you new teacher.. So I have..

"Arrey andar aaein yaa nahi master ji?? Bahaar shardi lag rahi hai..

Main-Attendance leletey hain..

" Sunaai nahi diya kya sir ji aajaaein?? Yaa ghar jaayein..

Main-Haan aao..

Main-So attendance roll number 1.., 2, 3, 4.., 5, 6,7,8,9,10..

Ab last k 3 Bandon ki attendance ek student ne he boli..

Main-Aapka Konsa roll number hai?? 8, 9 yaa 10..

Ladka-Teeno he mere hain tum aage badho..

Main-Sure.. All present then..

Ye sun woh hansa like fakely hansa apni authority prove karne k Baad..

Main-So I know kuch syllabus hochuka hoga aapka..Sure .. So I know kuch topics already hogaye hain aapke or main nahi chaahta ki humlog Pehle seedha aage bhaagein..

Ladka-Humein sab aata hai aage chalo..

Main-Pakka sabko aata hai guys??

Ladka-Maine bol diya toh sabko aagaya kyun re bacha log??

Kuch students interested they uss class Mein padhne k liye 3-4 Ladkiyaan thi or 3-4 ladke..or main thehra Ganda dheet aadmi main unke liye he karwaaunga.. Ab Unmein se ek ladki boli..

"Sir dobara karwaadoge toh it'll be great for us.

Ladka-A Chamchi.. Chup kar.. Tereko karna hai toh alag se kar.. Yaa apni behen se jaake padha kar woh bhi toh physics ki he teacher hai..

Oh toh ye thi Neha ki behen shakal milti hai bc dekha jase toh..

Ladki-Sir karwaa dijiye aap..

Ladka-Chup..

Main-Tera Naam kya hai??

Ladka-Kiska mera?? Jagat Dayal..

Main-Jagat Dayal..

Ladka-Iss college kaa president hun main..

Main-Arrey really??

Jagat-haao..

Main-Perfect.. Toh jagat ji aapko nahi karna toh aap matt karo aise dusron kaa kharaab karoge toh fir kaise chalega.. Aise thodi president banoge study kharaab karke.. Haina?? Attendance lag gayi hai Tumhaari toh ab bindas Jaao jaake coffee wagairaah peeke aao current syllabus kal suru hoga toh Kal aajaana waapis..

Jagat-Main toh idhar he baithunga..

Main-OK perfect ye toh best hai tum bhi padho.. So chup rehna ab right samjh rahe ho??

Ye sun ussne mujhe ghurra jo mujhe pasand nahi aaya koi dikkat nahi hai kardenge ilaaj first day he kardenge kya dikkat hai.. Yahi toh kaam hai bc mera.. Ilaaj aisa kardunga bc dobara kissi doctor ki jarurat nahi padegi...


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Update-145(College Issues)
​

"Ankit Sir"...
Ye awaaj sun main apne past k khayaalon se bahaar aaya toh Saamne Neha madam khaddi thi or mujhe dekh k smile kar rahi thi..

Main-Oh hi... Please sit..

Neha-Aankhein kholke sotey kissi ko Pehli baar dekha.. Lol..

Main-So nahi raha tha kuch soch raha tha..

Neha mere Saamne baithi..

Neha-How was your classes??

Main-Pretty good i must say..

Neha-I must say Ankit Sir you are good.. Aapke Kaafi students se positive response milla mujhe..

Main-Really??

Neha-Yeah.. Students were happy..

Main-That's good..

Neha-It is.. Its like you were born to be a teacher..

Main-Hehe.. Maybe.

Neha-Lunch nahi kiya aapne??

Main-Oh i dont eat lunch mostly. Breakfast then dinner.. Coffee in day time or something light..

Neha-I see.. So coffee??

Main - Don't worry main bahaar jaake peelunga..

Neha-Arrey maine mere liye order ki hai so aapki bhi aajegi.. Wait message kardeti hun main..

Ussne apne mobile Mein kissi ko message kiya and fir boli..

Neha-So tell me something about you Ankit..

Main-Nothing much to tell was born and raised in Bhopal then did my studies developed liking towards physics.. Thats about it..

Neha-What about your family??

Main-I have a brother and sister that's about it.. Mom Dad died a long time ago..

Neha-Oh.. I am sorry..

Main-Oh its fine dont worry.. What about you??

Neha-Pretty much Same i was born and raised here finished my masters here then joined this college.. Principal sir was a relative to me so he forced me to join here I wanted to go abroad but I joined here so I can take care of my family with me.I have a small family.. My mom, younger brother and a sister..Both are studying in this college..

Main-That's good..

Neha-Yeah it is.

Main - I think hum dono ki life stories short he hain..

Neha-Lol. True.. Mille kissi dusare teacher se??

Main-No.

Neha-Lol.. Mill lo warna meri tarah tumhe apni gang se bahaar kardenge..

Main-Oh i dont have any interest in joining there gang.. Bahaar thodi der Pehle baatein sun raha tha main unki they are the most boring person's i have ever witnessed in my life..

Ye sun Neha jorr se hans paddi..

Main-Waise tumhe bahaar kyun kiya unhone??

Neha-Bahaar nahi kiya I mean maine join he nahi kiya meri banti nahi hai sabse jyaada because sabko lagta hai main principal sir ki chamchi hun and then main unki complaints kar deti hun jab kuch hota hai toh woh log mujhse durr he rehtey hain.. Kuch teachers he hain jo mere sath ghull mill jaatey hain.. Rest of them hates me..

Main - Perfect..

Neha-What perfect? Main Tumhaari complaint bhi karungi in future kuch hua toh so don't get carried away..

Main-Oh for sure.. Roukka kissne hai.. Bilkul kijiye I don't mind..

Neha-First time kissi k munh se aisa suna hai..

Main-I am serious.. Beshak kijiye complaint..

Ab iss bich ek peon humari coffee le aaya..

Neha-By the way or ek baat Yahaan kuch rowdy students bhi hain like student union presidents and unke friends like they don't care if you are a teacher or a student. So I suggest unlog se durr he raho aap.. Bus unko aap kuch matt kaho toh woh bhi same he karenge..

Main-Interesting..

Neha-Yeah mera mann karta hai ki rakh k dun sabko.. But principal sir k orders hain unse durr he raho as unko agar koi kuch kehta hai toh next day wohlog college k gate par taala lagake protest karne lag jaatey hain. Issliye koi unke munh nahi lagta..

Main-Cool..

Neha-Next class MSc first Sem Mein haina aapki.. Uss class k almost sab students he Student union Mein Hain so just to be sure please don't mess with them.. Girls are also in that group..

Main-Oh sure don't worry.. Waise bhi i dont care main unhi ko padhaata hun jo padhna caahtey hain.

Neha-Sahi hai, parson they misbehaved with me mereko toh dekhte he unko jallan hoti hai issliye maine woh class he Chhod di.. As mera bhai unke sath pange leta rehta hai jiski wajah se mujhe bhi enemy he samjhtey hain wohlog..

Main-Interesting.. I won't mess with anybody so it's ok..

Neha-Cool.. So chalein?? Aapki class kaa time bhi hogaya hai and meri class aapke bagal Mein he hai..

Main-Sure let's go..

Main or Neha khaddey hue and wahaan se bahaar aae toh bahaar 4-5 male and female teachers mojjud they or woh apni he bakchodi Mein busy they toh main unke pass se nikal gaya or unhone notice takk nahi kiya.. Khair wahaan se humlog Uppar aae Pehle mera room tha and next Neha kaa.. Mere class room k bahaar kaafi bache khaddey they bache kya maadarchod merese toh bade he they wohlog masters waale wahaan alag he bakchodi chal rahi thi students jaanwaron ki tarah hans rahe they Ladkiyaan bhi wahin mojjud thi same woh bhi jaanwaron ki tarah hans rahi thi..

Neha-Here you go.. Good luck..

Ab Neha wahaan se aage ko gayi toh bich Mein he kuch ladke bol paddey..

Ladka-Main kehya good afternoon madam ji.

Ladka2-Arrey madam ji good afternoon kaa Jawaab toh dijiye.. Kya hua naraaj hain??

Ladka3-Mast lag rahe ho madam ekdum raapchik..

Ab ye thoda unexpected tha nice.. Roorkee itani safe and sound city k students aise honge ye expect nahi kiya tha maine.. Even Ladkiyaan bhi chup nahi thi bc..

Ladki2-Arrey chup karo madam kaa bhai aajaaega fir rone k liye.. Or fir madam bhaagi bhaagi principal k pass jaaengi..

Neha madam unko full ignore kartey hue apne room Mein chali gayi.. Interesting.. Inter fucking resting.. Nice.. Ye thoda saa over the limit tha but it's ok it's ok kuch bandey aise bhi hone caahiye bore nahi hounga aage..

Khair main unke room Mein enter kar gaya toh room kaa huliya he alag tha benches wagairaah idhar udhar bikhre they unhi par kuch students andar baithe they.. Or ek baar fir mujhe full ignore kiya sabbne.

Main-Hi guys.. I am your new teacher..

Ye again main loudly bola jo bahaar waalon ko bhi sunaai diya but wohlog andar aae nahi bus bahaar se he mujhe ghurrne lage..

"Ye teacher hai pencho shakal se toh junior lag raha hai"..

"lelein fir ragging"..

Ye awaaj bahaar waale students ki thi or unhe maalum tha main unhe easily sunn shakta tha.. Waah.. Waah..

Main-So guys how ar....

Ladka1-May I come In sir.."

Main-Sure.. So guys I am he...

Ladka2-May I come in sir..

Main-Sure.. So Kahaan tha main..

Ladki1-May I come in sir..

Main-Please come in everybody no formalities come on in.. Jisko aana hai woh aao.. So my Name is...

"May We come in Sir.."

4 ladke hanstey hue chilaae.. Ye wahi they jo bahaar baatein kar rahe they abhi.. Ye leader they.. Hmmm..

Main-my name is Ankit Singh and I'll be you new teacher.. So I have..

"Arrey andar aaein yaa nahi master ji?? Bahaar shardi lag rahi hai..

Main-Attendance leletey hain..

" Sunaai nahi diya kya sir ji aajaaein?? Yaa ghar jaayein..

Main-Haan aao..

Main-So attendance roll number 1.., 2, 3, 4.., 5, 6,7,8,9,10..

Ab last k 3 Bandon ki attendance ek student ne he boli..

Main-Aapka Konsa roll number hai?? 8, 9 yaa 10..

Ladka-Teeno he mere hain tum aage badho..

Main-Sure.. All present then..

Ye sun woh hansa like fakely hansa apni authority prove karne k Baad..

Main-So I know kuch syllabus hochuka hoga aapka..Sure .. So I know kuch topics already hogaye hain aapke or main nahi chaahta ki humlog Pehle seedha aage bhaagein..

Ladka-Humein sab aata hai aage chalo..

Main-Pakka sabko aata hai guys??

Ladka-Maine bol diya toh sabko aagaya kyun re bacha log??

Kuch students interested they uss class Mein padhne k liye 3-4 Ladkiyaan thi or 3-4 ladke..or main thehra Ganda dheet aadmi main unke liye he karwaaunga.. Ab Unmein se ek ladki boli..

"Sir dobara karwaadoge toh it'll be great for us.

Ladka-A Chamchi.. Chup kar.. Tereko karna hai toh alag se kar.. Yaa apni behen se jaake padha kar woh bhi toh physics ki he teacher hai..

Oh toh ye thi Neha ki behen shakal milti hai bc dekha jase toh..

Ladki-Sir karwaa dijiye aap..

Ladka-Chup..

Main-Tera Naam kya hai??

Ladka-Kiska mera?? Jagat Dayal..

Main-Jagat Dayal..

Ladka-Iss college kaa president hun main..

Main-Arrey really??

Jagat-haao..

Main-Perfect.. Toh jagat ji aapko nahi karna toh aap matt karo aise dusron kaa kharaab karoge toh fir kaise chalega.. Aise thodi president banoge study kharaab karke.. Haina?? Attendance lag gayi hai Tumhaari toh ab bindas Jaao jaake coffee wagairaah peeke aao current syllabus kal suru hoga toh Kal aajaana waapis..

Jagat-Main toh idhar he baithunga..

Main-OK perfect ye toh best hai tum bhi padho.. So chup rehna ab right samjh rahe ho??

Ye sun ussne mujhe ghurra jo mujhe pasand nahi aaya koi dikkat nahi hai kardenge ilaaj first day he kardenge kya dikkat hai.. Yahi toh kaam hai bc mera.. Ilaaj aisa kardunga bc dobara kissi doctor ki jarurat nahi padegi...


Continued..

Nice mind blowing update brother

 

[Ajay]

Update-145(College Issues)
​

"Ankit Sir"...
Ye awaaj sun main apne past k khayaalon se bahaar aaya toh Saamne Neha madam khaddi thi or mujhe dekh k smile kar rahi thi..

Main-Oh hi... Please sit..

Neha-Aankhein kholke sotey kissi ko Pehli baar dekha.. Lol..

Main-So nahi raha tha kuch soch raha tha..

Neha mere Saamne baithi..

Neha-How was your classes??

Main-Pretty good i must say..

Neha-I must say Ankit Sir you are good.. Aapke Kaafi students se positive response milla mujhe..

Main-Really??

Neha-Yeah.. Students were happy..

Main-That's good..

Neha-It is.. Its like you were born to be a teacher..

Main-Hehe.. Maybe.

Neha-Lunch nahi kiya aapne??

Main-Oh i dont eat lunch mostly. Breakfast then dinner.. Coffee in day time or something light..

Neha-I see.. So coffee??

Main - Don't worry main bahaar jaake peelunga..

Neha-Arrey maine mere liye order ki hai so aapki bhi aajegi.. Wait message kardeti hun main..

Ussne apne mobile Mein kissi ko message kiya and fir boli..

Neha-So tell me something about you Ankit..

Main-Nothing much to tell was born and raised in Bhopal then did my studies developed liking towards physics.. Thats about it..

Neha-What about your family??

Main-I have a brother and sister that's about it.. Mom Dad died a long time ago..

Neha-Oh.. I am sorry..

Main-Oh its fine dont worry.. What about you??

Neha-Pretty much Same i was born and raised here finished my masters here then joined this college.. Principal sir was a relative to me so he forced me to join here I wanted to go abroad but I joined here so I can take care of my family with me.I have a small family.. My mom, younger brother and a sister..Both are studying in this college..

Main-That's good..

Neha-Yeah it is.

Main - I think hum dono ki life stories short he hain..

Neha-Lol. True.. Mille kissi dusare teacher se??

Main-No.

Neha-Lol.. Mill lo warna meri tarah tumhe apni gang se bahaar kardenge..

Main-Oh i dont have any interest in joining there gang.. Bahaar thodi der Pehle baatein sun raha tha main unki they are the most boring person's i have ever witnessed in my life..

Ye sun Neha jorr se hans paddi..

Main-Waise tumhe bahaar kyun kiya unhone??

Neha-Bahaar nahi kiya I mean maine join he nahi kiya meri banti nahi hai sabse jyaada because sabko lagta hai main principal sir ki chamchi hun and then main unki complaints kar deti hun jab kuch hota hai toh woh log mujhse durr he rehtey hain.. Kuch teachers he hain jo mere sath ghull mill jaatey hain.. Rest of them hates me..

Main - Perfect..

Neha-What perfect? Main Tumhaari complaint bhi karungi in future kuch hua toh so don't get carried away..

Main-Oh for sure.. Roukka kissne hai.. Bilkul kijiye I don't mind..

Neha-First time kissi k munh se aisa suna hai..

Main-I am serious.. Beshak kijiye complaint..

Ab iss bich ek peon humari coffee le aaya..

Neha-By the way or ek baat Yahaan kuch rowdy students bhi hain like student union presidents and unke friends like they don't care if you are a teacher or a student. So I suggest unlog se durr he raho aap.. Bus unko aap kuch matt kaho toh woh bhi same he karenge..

Main-Interesting..

Neha-Yeah mera mann karta hai ki rakh k dun sabko.. But principal sir k orders hain unse durr he raho as unko agar koi kuch kehta hai toh next day wohlog college k gate par taala lagake protest karne lag jaatey hain. Issliye koi unke munh nahi lagta..

Main-Cool..

Neha-Next class MSc first Sem Mein haina aapki.. Uss class k almost sab students he Student union Mein Hain so just to be sure please don't mess with them.. Girls are also in that group..

Main-Oh sure don't worry.. Waise bhi i dont care main unhi ko padhaata hun jo padhna caahtey hain.

Neha-Sahi hai, parson they misbehaved with me mereko toh dekhte he unko jallan hoti hai issliye maine woh class he Chhod di.. As mera bhai unke sath pange leta rehta hai jiski wajah se mujhe bhi enemy he samjhtey hain wohlog..

Main-Interesting.. I won't mess with anybody so it's ok..

Neha-Cool.. So chalein?? Aapki class kaa time bhi hogaya hai and meri class aapke bagal Mein he hai..

Main-Sure let's go..

Main or Neha khaddey hue and wahaan se bahaar aae toh bahaar 4-5 male and female teachers mojjud they or woh apni he bakchodi Mein busy they toh main unke pass se nikal gaya or unhone notice takk nahi kiya.. Khair wahaan se humlog Uppar aae Pehle mera room tha and next Neha kaa.. Mere class room k bahaar kaafi bache khaddey they bache kya maadarchod merese toh bade he they wohlog masters waale wahaan alag he bakchodi chal rahi thi students jaanwaron ki tarah hans rahe they Ladkiyaan bhi wahin mojjud thi same woh bhi jaanwaron ki tarah hans rahi thi..

Neha-Here you go.. Good luck..

Ab Neha wahaan se aage ko gayi toh bich Mein he kuch ladke bol paddey..

Ladka-Main kehya good afternoon madam ji.

Ladka2-Arrey madam ji good afternoon kaa Jawaab toh dijiye.. Kya hua naraaj hain??

Ladka3-Mast lag rahe ho madam ekdum raapchik..

Ab ye thoda unexpected tha nice.. Roorkee itani safe and sound city k students aise honge ye expect nahi kiya tha maine.. Even Ladkiyaan bhi chup nahi thi bc..

Ladki2-Arrey chup karo madam kaa bhai aajaaega fir rone k liye.. Or fir madam bhaagi bhaagi principal k pass jaaengi..

Neha madam unko full ignore kartey hue apne room Mein chali gayi.. Interesting.. Inter fucking resting.. Nice.. Ye thoda saa over the limit tha but it's ok it's ok kuch bandey aise bhi hone caahiye bore nahi hounga aage..

Khair main unke room Mein enter kar gaya toh room kaa huliya he alag tha benches wagairaah idhar udhar bikhre they unhi par kuch students andar baithe they.. Or ek baar fir mujhe full ignore kiya sabbne.

Main-Hi guys.. I am your new teacher..

Ye again main loudly bola jo bahaar waalon ko bhi sunaai diya but wohlog andar aae nahi bus bahaar se he mujhe ghurrne lage..

"Ye teacher hai pencho shakal se toh junior lag raha hai"..

"lelein fir ragging"..

Ye awaaj bahaar waale students ki thi or unhe maalum tha main unhe easily sunn shakta tha.. Waah.. Waah..

Main-So guys how ar....

Ladka1-May I come In sir.."

Main-Sure.. So guys I am he...

Ladka2-May I come in sir..

Main-Sure.. So Kahaan tha main..

Ladki1-May I come in sir..

Main-Please come in everybody no formalities come on in.. Jisko aana hai woh aao.. So my Name is...

"May We come in Sir.."

4 ladke hanstey hue chilaae.. Ye wahi they jo bahaar baatein kar rahe they abhi.. Ye leader they.. Hmmm..

Main-my name is Ankit Singh and I'll be you new teacher.. So I have..

"Arrey andar aaein yaa nahi master ji?? Bahaar shardi lag rahi hai..

Main-Attendance leletey hain..

" Sunaai nahi diya kya sir ji aajaaein?? Yaa ghar jaayein..

Main-Haan aao..

Main-So attendance roll number 1.., 2, 3, 4.., 5, 6,7,8,9,10..

Ab last k 3 Bandon ki attendance ek student ne he boli..

Main-Aapka Konsa roll number hai?? 8, 9 yaa 10..

Ladka-Teeno he mere hain tum aage badho..

Main-Sure.. All present then..

Ye sun woh hansa like fakely hansa apni authority prove karne k Baad..

Main-So I know kuch syllabus hochuka hoga aapka..Sure .. So I know kuch topics already hogaye hain aapke or main nahi chaahta ki humlog Pehle seedha aage bhaagein..

Ladka-Humein sab aata hai aage chalo..

Main-Pakka sabko aata hai guys??

Ladka-Maine bol diya toh sabko aagaya kyun re bacha log??

Kuch students interested they uss class Mein padhne k liye 3-4 Ladkiyaan thi or 3-4 ladke..or main thehra Ganda dheet aadmi main unke liye he karwaaunga.. Ab Unmein se ek ladki boli..

"Sir dobara karwaadoge toh it'll be great for us.

Ladka-A Chamchi.. Chup kar.. Tereko karna hai toh alag se kar.. Yaa apni behen se jaake padha kar woh bhi toh physics ki he teacher hai..

Oh toh ye thi Neha ki behen shakal milti hai bc dekha jase toh..

Ladki-Sir karwaa dijiye aap..

Ladka-Chup..

Main-Tera Naam kya hai??

Ladka-Kiska mera?? Jagat Dayal..

Main-Jagat Dayal..

Ladka-Iss college kaa president hun main..

Main-Arrey really??

Jagat-haao..

Main-Perfect.. Toh jagat ji aapko nahi karna toh aap matt karo aise dusron kaa kharaab karoge toh fir kaise chalega.. Aise thodi president banoge study kharaab karke.. Haina?? Attendance lag gayi hai Tumhaari toh ab bindas Jaao jaake coffee wagairaah peeke aao current syllabus kal suru hoga toh Kal aajaana waapis..

Jagat-Main toh idhar he baithunga..

Main-OK perfect ye toh best hai tum bhi padho.. So chup rehna ab right samjh rahe ho??

Ye sun ussne mujhe ghurra jo mujhe pasand nahi aaya koi dikkat nahi hai kardenge ilaaj first day he kardenge kya dikkat hai.. Yahi toh kaam hai bc mera.. Ilaaj aisa kardunga bc dobara kissi doctor ki jarurat nahi padegi...


Continued..

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Update-145(College Issues)
​

"Ankit Sir"...
Ye awaaj sun main apne past k khayaalon se bahaar aaya toh Saamne Neha madam khaddi thi or mujhe dekh k smile kar rahi thi..

Main-Oh hi... Please sit..

Neha-Aankhein kholke sotey kissi ko Pehli baar dekha.. Lol..

Main-So nahi raha tha kuch soch raha tha..

Neha mere Saamne baithi..

Neha-How was your classes??

Main-Pretty good i must say..

Neha-I must say Ankit Sir you are good.. Aapke Kaafi students se positive response milla mujhe..

Main-Really??

Neha-Yeah.. Students were happy..

Main-That's good..

Neha-It is.. Its like you were born to be a teacher..

Main-Hehe.. Maybe.

Neha-Lunch nahi kiya aapne??

Main-Oh i dont eat lunch mostly. Breakfast then dinner.. Coffee in day time or something light..

Neha-I see.. So coffee??

Main - Don't worry main bahaar jaake peelunga..

Neha-Arrey maine mere liye order ki hai so aapki bhi aajegi.. Wait message kardeti hun main..

Ussne apne mobile Mein kissi ko message kiya and fir boli..

Neha-So tell me something about you Ankit..

Main-Nothing much to tell was born and raised in Bhopal then did my studies developed liking towards physics.. Thats about it..

Neha-What about your family??

Main-I have a brother and sister that's about it.. Mom Dad died a long time ago..

Neha-Oh.. I am sorry..

Main-Oh its fine dont worry.. What about you??

Neha-Pretty much Same i was born and raised here finished my masters here then joined this college.. Principal sir was a relative to me so he forced me to join here I wanted to go abroad but I joined here so I can take care of my family with me.I have a small family.. My mom, younger brother and a sister..Both are studying in this college..

Main-That's good..

Neha-Yeah it is.

Main - I think hum dono ki life stories short he hain..

Neha-Lol. True.. Mille kissi dusare teacher se??

Main-No.

Neha-Lol.. Mill lo warna meri tarah tumhe apni gang se bahaar kardenge..

Main-Oh i dont have any interest in joining there gang.. Bahaar thodi der Pehle baatein sun raha tha main unki they are the most boring person's i have ever witnessed in my life..

Ye sun Neha jorr se hans paddi..

Main-Waise tumhe bahaar kyun kiya unhone??

Neha-Bahaar nahi kiya I mean maine join he nahi kiya meri banti nahi hai sabse jyaada because sabko lagta hai main principal sir ki chamchi hun and then main unki complaints kar deti hun jab kuch hota hai toh woh log mujhse durr he rehtey hain.. Kuch teachers he hain jo mere sath ghull mill jaatey hain.. Rest of them hates me..

Main - Perfect..

Neha-What perfect? Main Tumhaari complaint bhi karungi in future kuch hua toh so don't get carried away..

Main-Oh for sure.. Roukka kissne hai.. Bilkul kijiye I don't mind..

Neha-First time kissi k munh se aisa suna hai..

Main-I am serious.. Beshak kijiye complaint..

Ab iss bich ek peon humari coffee le aaya..

Neha-By the way or ek baat Yahaan kuch rowdy students bhi hain like student union presidents and unke friends like they don't care if you are a teacher or a student. So I suggest unlog se durr he raho aap.. Bus unko aap kuch matt kaho toh woh bhi same he karenge..

Main-Interesting..

Neha-Yeah mera mann karta hai ki rakh k dun sabko.. But principal sir k orders hain unse durr he raho as unko agar koi kuch kehta hai toh next day wohlog college k gate par taala lagake protest karne lag jaatey hain. Issliye koi unke munh nahi lagta..

Main-Cool..

Neha-Next class MSc first Sem Mein haina aapki.. Uss class k almost sab students he Student union Mein Hain so just to be sure please don't mess with them.. Girls are also in that group..

Main-Oh sure don't worry.. Waise bhi i dont care main unhi ko padhaata hun jo padhna caahtey hain.

Neha-Sahi hai, parson they misbehaved with me mereko toh dekhte he unko jallan hoti hai issliye maine woh class he Chhod di.. As mera bhai unke sath pange leta rehta hai jiski wajah se mujhe bhi enemy he samjhtey hain wohlog..

Main-Interesting.. I won't mess with anybody so it's ok..

Neha-Cool.. So chalein?? Aapki class kaa time bhi hogaya hai and meri class aapke bagal Mein he hai..

Main-Sure let's go..

Main or Neha khaddey hue and wahaan se bahaar aae toh bahaar 4-5 male and female teachers mojjud they or woh apni he bakchodi Mein busy they toh main unke pass se nikal gaya or unhone notice takk nahi kiya.. Khair wahaan se humlog Uppar aae Pehle mera room tha and next Neha kaa.. Mere class room k bahaar kaafi bache khaddey they bache kya maadarchod merese toh bade he they wohlog masters waale wahaan alag he bakchodi chal rahi thi students jaanwaron ki tarah hans rahe they Ladkiyaan bhi wahin mojjud thi same woh bhi jaanwaron ki tarah hans rahi thi..

Neha-Here you go.. Good luck..

Ab Neha wahaan se aage ko gayi toh bich Mein he kuch ladke bol paddey..

Ladka-Main kehya good afternoon madam ji.

Ladka2-Arrey madam ji good afternoon kaa Jawaab toh dijiye.. Kya hua naraaj hain??

Ladka3-Mast lag rahe ho madam ekdum raapchik..

Ab ye thoda unexpected tha nice.. Roorkee itani safe and sound city k students aise honge ye expect nahi kiya tha maine.. Even Ladkiyaan bhi chup nahi thi bc..

Ladki2-Arrey chup karo madam kaa bhai aajaaega fir rone k liye.. Or fir madam bhaagi bhaagi principal k pass jaaengi..

Neha madam unko full ignore kartey hue apne room Mein chali gayi.. Interesting.. Inter fucking resting.. Nice.. Ye thoda saa over the limit tha but it's ok it's ok kuch bandey aise bhi hone caahiye bore nahi hounga aage..

Khair main unke room Mein enter kar gaya toh room kaa huliya he alag tha benches wagairaah idhar udhar bikhre they unhi par kuch students andar baithe they.. Or ek baar fir mujhe full ignore kiya sabbne.

Main-Hi guys.. I am your new teacher..

Ye again main loudly bola jo bahaar waalon ko bhi sunaai diya but wohlog andar aae nahi bus bahaar se he mujhe ghurrne lage..

"Ye teacher hai pencho shakal se toh junior lag raha hai"..

"lelein fir ragging"..

Ye awaaj bahaar waale students ki thi or unhe maalum tha main unhe easily sunn shakta tha.. Waah.. Waah..

Main-So guys how ar....

Ladka1-May I come In sir.."

Main-Sure.. So guys I am he...

Ladka2-May I come in sir..

Main-Sure.. So Kahaan tha main..

Ladki1-May I come in sir..

Main-Please come in everybody no formalities come on in.. Jisko aana hai woh aao.. So my Name is...

"May We come in Sir.."

4 ladke hanstey hue chilaae.. Ye wahi they jo bahaar baatein kar rahe they abhi.. Ye leader they.. Hmmm..

Main-my name is Ankit Singh and I'll be you new teacher.. So I have..

"Arrey andar aaein yaa nahi master ji?? Bahaar shardi lag rahi hai..

Main-Attendance leletey hain..

" Sunaai nahi diya kya sir ji aajaaein?? Yaa ghar jaayein..

Main-Haan aao..

Main-So attendance roll number 1.., 2, 3, 4.., 5, 6,7,8,9,10..

Ab last k 3 Bandon ki attendance ek student ne he boli..

Main-Aapka Konsa roll number hai?? 8, 9 yaa 10..

Ladka-Teeno he mere hain tum aage badho..

Main-Sure.. All present then..

Ye sun woh hansa like fakely hansa apni authority prove karne k Baad..

Main-So I know kuch syllabus hochuka hoga aapka..Sure .. So I know kuch topics already hogaye hain aapke or main nahi chaahta ki humlog Pehle seedha aage bhaagein..

Ladka-Humein sab aata hai aage chalo..

Main-Pakka sabko aata hai guys??

Ladka-Maine bol diya toh sabko aagaya kyun re bacha log??

Kuch students interested they uss class Mein padhne k liye 3-4 Ladkiyaan thi or 3-4 ladke..or main thehra Ganda dheet aadmi main unke liye he karwaaunga.. Ab Unmein se ek ladki boli..

"Sir dobara karwaadoge toh it'll be great for us.

Ladka-A Chamchi.. Chup kar.. Tereko karna hai toh alag se kar.. Yaa apni behen se jaake padha kar woh bhi toh physics ki he teacher hai..

Oh toh ye thi Neha ki behen shakal milti hai bc dekha jase toh..

Ladki-Sir karwaa dijiye aap..

Ladka-Chup..

Main-Tera Naam kya hai??

Ladka-Kiska mera?? Jagat Dayal..

Main-Jagat Dayal..

Ladka-Iss college kaa president hun main..

Main-Arrey really??

Jagat-haao..

Main-Perfect.. Toh jagat ji aapko nahi karna toh aap matt karo aise dusron kaa kharaab karoge toh fir kaise chalega.. Aise thodi president banoge study kharaab karke.. Haina?? Attendance lag gayi hai Tumhaari toh ab bindas Jaao jaake coffee wagairaah peeke aao current syllabus kal suru hoga toh Kal aajaana waapis..

Jagat-Main toh idhar he baithunga..

Main-OK perfect ye toh best hai tum bhi padho.. So chup rehna ab right samjh rahe ho??

Ye sun ussne mujhe ghurra jo mujhe pasand nahi aaya koi dikkat nahi hai kardenge ilaaj first day he kardenge kya dikkat hai.. Yahi toh kaam hai bc mera.. Ilaaj aisa kardunga bc dobara kissi doctor ki jarurat nahi padegi...


Continued..

A jagut dayal beta dhyan sy uper sy thora bdlaa hy ander sy AP itna tory ga gy hospital waly repair bhi nhn kr skn gy

 

[Nevil singh]

Update-145(College Issues)
​

"Ankit Sir"...
Ye awaaj sun main apne past k khayaalon se bahaar aaya toh Saamne Neha madam khaddi thi or mujhe dekh k smile kar rahi thi..

Main-Oh hi... Please sit..

Neha-Aankhein kholke sotey kissi ko Pehli baar dekha.. Lol..

Main-So nahi raha tha kuch soch raha tha..

Neha mere Saamne baithi..

Neha-How was your classes??

Main-Pretty good i must say..

Neha-I must say Ankit Sir you are good.. Aapke Kaafi students se positive response milla mujhe..

Main-Really??

Neha-Yeah.. Students were happy..

Main-That's good..

Neha-It is.. Its like you were born to be a teacher..

Main-Hehe.. Maybe.

Neha-Lunch nahi kiya aapne??

Main-Oh i dont eat lunch mostly. Breakfast then dinner.. Coffee in day time or something light..

Neha-I see.. So coffee??

Main - Don't worry main bahaar jaake peelunga..

Neha-Arrey maine mere liye order ki hai so aapki bhi aajegi.. Wait message kardeti hun main..

Ussne apne mobile Mein kissi ko message kiya and fir boli..

Neha-So tell me something about you Ankit..

Main-Nothing much to tell was born and raised in Bhopal then did my studies developed liking towards physics.. Thats about it..

Neha-What about your family??

Main-I have a brother and sister that's about it.. Mom Dad died a long time ago..

Neha-Oh.. I am sorry..

Main-Oh its fine dont worry.. What about you??

Neha-Pretty much Same i was born and raised here finished my masters here then joined this college.. Principal sir was a relative to me so he forced me to join here I wanted to go abroad but I joined here so I can take care of my family with me.I have a small family.. My mom, younger brother and a sister..Both are studying in this college..

Main-That's good..

Neha-Yeah it is.

Main - I think hum dono ki life stories short he hain..

Neha-Lol. True.. Mille kissi dusare teacher se??

Main-No.

Neha-Lol.. Mill lo warna meri tarah tumhe apni gang se bahaar kardenge..

Main-Oh i dont have any interest in joining there gang.. Bahaar thodi der Pehle baatein sun raha tha main unki they are the most boring person's i have ever witnessed in my life..

Ye sun Neha jorr se hans paddi..

Main-Waise tumhe bahaar kyun kiya unhone??

Neha-Bahaar nahi kiya I mean maine join he nahi kiya meri banti nahi hai sabse jyaada because sabko lagta hai main principal sir ki chamchi hun and then main unki complaints kar deti hun jab kuch hota hai toh woh log mujhse durr he rehtey hain.. Kuch teachers he hain jo mere sath ghull mill jaatey hain.. Rest of them hates me..

Main - Perfect..

Neha-What perfect? Main Tumhaari complaint bhi karungi in future kuch hua toh so don't get carried away..

Main-Oh for sure.. Roukka kissne hai.. Bilkul kijiye I don't mind..

Neha-First time kissi k munh se aisa suna hai..

Main-I am serious.. Beshak kijiye complaint..

Ab iss bich ek peon humari coffee le aaya..

Neha-By the way or ek baat Yahaan kuch rowdy students bhi hain like student union presidents and unke friends like they don't care if you are a teacher or a student. So I suggest unlog se durr he raho aap.. Bus unko aap kuch matt kaho toh woh bhi same he karenge..

Main-Interesting..

Neha-Yeah mera mann karta hai ki rakh k dun sabko.. But principal sir k orders hain unse durr he raho as unko agar koi kuch kehta hai toh next day wohlog college k gate par taala lagake protest karne lag jaatey hain. Issliye koi unke munh nahi lagta..

Main-Cool..

Neha-Next class MSc first Sem Mein haina aapki.. Uss class k almost sab students he Student union Mein Hain so just to be sure please don't mess with them.. Girls are also in that group..

Main-Oh sure don't worry.. Waise bhi i dont care main unhi ko padhaata hun jo padhna caahtey hain.

Neha-Sahi hai, parson they misbehaved with me mereko toh dekhte he unko jallan hoti hai issliye maine woh class he Chhod di.. As mera bhai unke sath pange leta rehta hai jiski wajah se mujhe bhi enemy he samjhtey hain wohlog..

Main-Interesting.. I won't mess with anybody so it's ok..

Neha-Cool.. So chalein?? Aapki class kaa time bhi hogaya hai and meri class aapke bagal Mein he hai..

Main-Sure let's go..

Main or Neha khaddey hue and wahaan se bahaar aae toh bahaar 4-5 male and female teachers mojjud they or woh apni he bakchodi Mein busy they toh main unke pass se nikal gaya or unhone notice takk nahi kiya.. Khair wahaan se humlog Uppar aae Pehle mera room tha and next Neha kaa.. Mere class room k bahaar kaafi bache khaddey they bache kya maadarchod merese toh bade he they wohlog masters waale wahaan alag he bakchodi chal rahi thi students jaanwaron ki tarah hans rahe they Ladkiyaan bhi wahin mojjud thi same woh bhi jaanwaron ki tarah hans rahi thi..

Neha-Here you go.. Good luck..

Ab Neha wahaan se aage ko gayi toh bich Mein he kuch ladke bol paddey..

Ladka-Main kehya good afternoon madam ji.

Ladka2-Arrey madam ji good afternoon kaa Jawaab toh dijiye.. Kya hua naraaj hain??

Ladka3-Mast lag rahe ho madam ekdum raapchik..

Ab ye thoda unexpected tha nice.. Roorkee itani safe and sound city k students aise honge ye expect nahi kiya tha maine.. Even Ladkiyaan bhi chup nahi thi bc..

Ladki2-Arrey chup karo madam kaa bhai aajaaega fir rone k liye.. Or fir madam bhaagi bhaagi principal k pass jaaengi..

Neha madam unko full ignore kartey hue apne room Mein chali gayi.. Interesting.. Inter fucking resting.. Nice.. Ye thoda saa over the limit tha but it's ok it's ok kuch bandey aise bhi hone caahiye bore nahi hounga aage..

Khair main unke room Mein enter kar gaya toh room kaa huliya he alag tha benches wagairaah idhar udhar bikhre they unhi par kuch students andar baithe they.. Or ek baar fir mujhe full ignore kiya sabbne.

Main-Hi guys.. I am your new teacher..

Ye again main loudly bola jo bahaar waalon ko bhi sunaai diya but wohlog andar aae nahi bus bahaar se he mujhe ghurrne lage..

"Ye teacher hai pencho shakal se toh junior lag raha hai"..

"lelein fir ragging"..

Ye awaaj bahaar waale students ki thi or unhe maalum tha main unhe easily sunn shakta tha.. Waah.. Waah..

Main-So guys how ar....

Ladka1-May I come In sir.."

Main-Sure.. So guys I am he...

Ladka2-May I come in sir..

Main-Sure.. So Kahaan tha main..

Ladki1-May I come in sir..

Main-Please come in everybody no formalities come on in.. Jisko aana hai woh aao.. So my Name is...

"May We come in Sir.."

4 ladke hanstey hue chilaae.. Ye wahi they jo bahaar baatein kar rahe they abhi.. Ye leader they.. Hmmm..

Main-my name is Ankit Singh and I'll be you new teacher.. So I have..

"Arrey andar aaein yaa nahi master ji?? Bahaar shardi lag rahi hai..

Main-Attendance leletey hain..

" Sunaai nahi diya kya sir ji aajaaein?? Yaa ghar jaayein..

Main-Haan aao..

Main-So attendance roll number 1.., 2, 3, 4.., 5, 6,7,8,9,10..

Ab last k 3 Bandon ki attendance ek student ne he boli..

Main-Aapka Konsa roll number hai?? 8, 9 yaa 10..

Ladka-Teeno he mere hain tum aage badho..

Main-Sure.. All present then..

Ye sun woh hansa like fakely hansa apni authority prove karne k Baad..

Main-So I know kuch syllabus hochuka hoga aapka..Sure .. So I know kuch topics already hogaye hain aapke or main nahi chaahta ki humlog Pehle seedha aage bhaagein..

Ladka-Humein sab aata hai aage chalo..

Main-Pakka sabko aata hai guys??

Ladka-Maine bol diya toh sabko aagaya kyun re bacha log??

Kuch students interested they uss class Mein padhne k liye 3-4 Ladkiyaan thi or 3-4 ladke..or main thehra Ganda dheet aadmi main unke liye he karwaaunga.. Ab Unmein se ek ladki boli..

"Sir dobara karwaadoge toh it'll be great for us.

Ladka-A Chamchi.. Chup kar.. Tereko karna hai toh alag se kar.. Yaa apni behen se jaake padha kar woh bhi toh physics ki he teacher hai..

Oh toh ye thi Neha ki behen shakal milti hai bc dekha jase toh..

Ladki-Sir karwaa dijiye aap..

Ladka-Chup..

Main-Tera Naam kya hai??

Ladka-Kiska mera?? Jagat Dayal..

Main-Jagat Dayal..

Ladka-Iss college kaa president hun main..

Main-Arrey really??

Jagat-haao..

Main-Perfect.. Toh jagat ji aapko nahi karna toh aap matt karo aise dusron kaa kharaab karoge toh fir kaise chalega.. Aise thodi president banoge study kharaab karke.. Haina?? Attendance lag gayi hai Tumhaari toh ab bindas Jaao jaake coffee wagairaah peeke aao current syllabus kal suru hoga toh Kal aajaana waapis..

Jagat-Main toh idhar he baithunga..

Main-OK perfect ye toh best hai tum bhi padho.. So chup rehna ab right samjh rahe ho??

Ye sun ussne mujhe ghurra jo mujhe pasand nahi aaya koi dikkat nahi hai kardenge ilaaj first day he kardenge kya dikkat hai.. Yahi toh kaam hai bc mera.. Ilaaj aisa kardunga bc dobara kissi doctor ki jarurat nahi padegi...


Continued..

Jakash update mitr

 

[Mr. Nobody]

Update-145(College Issues)
​

"Ankit Sir"...
Ye awaaj sun main apne past k khayaalon se bahaar aaya toh Saamne Neha madam khaddi thi or mujhe dekh k smile kar rahi thi..

Main-Oh hi... Please sit..

Neha-Aankhein kholke sotey kissi ko Pehli baar dekha.. Lol..

Main-So nahi raha tha kuch soch raha tha..

Neha mere Saamne baithi..

Neha-How was your classes??

Main-Pretty good i must say..

Neha-I must say Ankit Sir you are good.. Aapke Kaafi students se positive response milla mujhe..

Main-Really??

Neha-Yeah.. Students were happy..

Main-That's good..

Neha-It is.. Its like you were born to be a teacher..

Main-Hehe.. Maybe.

Neha-Lunch nahi kiya aapne??

Main-Oh i dont eat lunch mostly. Breakfast then dinner.. Coffee in day time or something light..

Neha-I see.. So coffee??

Main - Don't worry main bahaar jaake peelunga..

Neha-Arrey maine mere liye order ki hai so aapki bhi aajegi.. Wait message kardeti hun main..

Ussne apne mobile Mein kissi ko message kiya and fir boli..

Neha-So tell me something about you Ankit..

Main-Nothing much to tell was born and raised in Bhopal then did my studies developed liking towards physics.. Thats about it..

Neha-What about your family??

Main-I have a brother and sister that's about it.. Mom Dad died a long time ago..

Neha-Oh.. I am sorry..

Main-Oh its fine dont worry.. What about you??

Neha-Pretty much Same i was born and raised here finished my masters here then joined this college.. Principal sir was a relative to me so he forced me to join here I wanted to go abroad but I joined here so I can take care of my family with me.I have a small family.. My mom, younger brother and a sister..Both are studying in this college..

Main-That's good..

Neha-Yeah it is.

Main - I think hum dono ki life stories short he hain..

Neha-Lol. True.. Mille kissi dusare teacher se??

Main-No.

Neha-Lol.. Mill lo warna meri tarah tumhe apni gang se bahaar kardenge..

Main-Oh i dont have any interest in joining there gang.. Bahaar thodi der Pehle baatein sun raha tha main unki they are the most boring person's i have ever witnessed in my life..

Ye sun Neha jorr se hans paddi..

Main-Waise tumhe bahaar kyun kiya unhone??

Neha-Bahaar nahi kiya I mean maine join he nahi kiya meri banti nahi hai sabse jyaada because sabko lagta hai main principal sir ki chamchi hun and then main unki complaints kar deti hun jab kuch hota hai toh woh log mujhse durr he rehtey hain.. Kuch teachers he hain jo mere sath ghull mill jaatey hain.. Rest of them hates me..

Main - Perfect..

Neha-What perfect? Main Tumhaari complaint bhi karungi in future kuch hua toh so don't get carried away..

Main-Oh for sure.. Roukka kissne hai.. Bilkul kijiye I don't mind..

Neha-First time kissi k munh se aisa suna hai..

Main-I am serious.. Beshak kijiye complaint..

Ab iss bich ek peon humari coffee le aaya..

Neha-By the way or ek baat Yahaan kuch rowdy students bhi hain like student union presidents and unke friends like they don't care if you are a teacher or a student. So I suggest unlog se durr he raho aap.. Bus unko aap kuch matt kaho toh woh bhi same he karenge..

Main-Interesting..

Neha-Yeah mera mann karta hai ki rakh k dun sabko.. But principal sir k orders hain unse durr he raho as unko agar koi kuch kehta hai toh next day wohlog college k gate par taala lagake protest karne lag jaatey hain. Issliye koi unke munh nahi lagta..

Main-Cool..

Neha-Next class MSc first Sem Mein haina aapki.. Uss class k almost sab students he Student union Mein Hain so just to be sure please don't mess with them.. Girls are also in that group..

Main-Oh sure don't worry.. Waise bhi i dont care main unhi ko padhaata hun jo padhna caahtey hain.

Neha-Sahi hai, parson they misbehaved with me mereko toh dekhte he unko jallan hoti hai issliye maine woh class he Chhod di.. As mera bhai unke sath pange leta rehta hai jiski wajah se mujhe bhi enemy he samjhtey hain wohlog..

Main-Interesting.. I won't mess with anybody so it's ok..

Neha-Cool.. So chalein?? Aapki class kaa time bhi hogaya hai and meri class aapke bagal Mein he hai..

Main-Sure let's go..

Main or Neha khaddey hue and wahaan se bahaar aae toh bahaar 4-5 male and female teachers mojjud they or woh apni he bakchodi Mein busy they toh main unke pass se nikal gaya or unhone notice takk nahi kiya.. Khair wahaan se humlog Uppar aae Pehle mera room tha and next Neha kaa.. Mere class room k bahaar kaafi bache khaddey they bache kya maadarchod merese toh bade he they wohlog masters waale wahaan alag he bakchodi chal rahi thi students jaanwaron ki tarah hans rahe they Ladkiyaan bhi wahin mojjud thi same woh bhi jaanwaron ki tarah hans rahi thi..

Neha-Here you go.. Good luck..

Ab Neha wahaan se aage ko gayi toh bich Mein he kuch ladke bol paddey..

Ladka-Main kehya good afternoon madam ji.

Ladka2-Arrey madam ji good afternoon kaa Jawaab toh dijiye.. Kya hua naraaj hain??

Ladka3-Mast lag rahe ho madam ekdum raapchik..

Ab ye thoda unexpected tha nice.. Roorkee itani safe and sound city k students aise honge ye expect nahi kiya tha maine.. Even Ladkiyaan bhi chup nahi thi bc..

Ladki2-Arrey chup karo madam kaa bhai aajaaega fir rone k liye.. Or fir madam bhaagi bhaagi principal k pass jaaengi..

Neha madam unko full ignore kartey hue apne room Mein chali gayi.. Interesting.. Inter fucking resting.. Nice.. Ye thoda saa over the limit tha but it's ok it's ok kuch bandey aise bhi hone caahiye bore nahi hounga aage..

Khair main unke room Mein enter kar gaya toh room kaa huliya he alag tha benches wagairaah idhar udhar bikhre they unhi par kuch students andar baithe they.. Or ek baar fir mujhe full ignore kiya sabbne.

Main-Hi guys.. I am your new teacher..

Ye again main loudly bola jo bahaar waalon ko bhi sunaai diya but wohlog andar aae nahi bus bahaar se he mujhe ghurrne lage..

"Ye teacher hai pencho shakal se toh junior lag raha hai"..

"lelein fir ragging"..

Ye awaaj bahaar waale students ki thi or unhe maalum tha main unhe easily sunn shakta tha.. Waah.. Waah..

Main-So guys how ar....

Ladka1-May I come In sir.."

Main-Sure.. So guys I am he...

Ladka2-May I come in sir..

Main-Sure.. So Kahaan tha main..

Ladki1-May I come in sir..

Main-Please come in everybody no formalities come on in.. Jisko aana hai woh aao.. So my Name is...

"May We come in Sir.."

4 ladke hanstey hue chilaae.. Ye wahi they jo bahaar baatein kar rahe they abhi.. Ye leader they.. Hmmm..

Main-my name is Ankit Singh and I'll be you new teacher.. So I have..

"Arrey andar aaein yaa nahi master ji?? Bahaar shardi lag rahi hai..

Main-Attendance leletey hain..

" Sunaai nahi diya kya sir ji aajaaein?? Yaa ghar jaayein..

Main-Haan aao..

Main-So attendance roll number 1.., 2, 3, 4.., 5, 6,7,8,9,10..

Ab last k 3 Bandon ki attendance ek student ne he boli..

Main-Aapka Konsa roll number hai?? 8, 9 yaa 10..

Ladka-Teeno he mere hain tum aage badho..

Main-Sure.. All present then..

Ye sun woh hansa like fakely hansa apni authority prove karne k Baad..

Main-So I know kuch syllabus hochuka hoga aapka..Sure .. So I know kuch topics already hogaye hain aapke or main nahi chaahta ki humlog Pehle seedha aage bhaagein..

Ladka-Humein sab aata hai aage chalo..

Main-Pakka sabko aata hai guys??

Ladka-Maine bol diya toh sabko aagaya kyun re bacha log??

Kuch students interested they uss class Mein padhne k liye 3-4 Ladkiyaan thi or 3-4 ladke..or main thehra Ganda dheet aadmi main unke liye he karwaaunga.. Ab Unmein se ek ladki boli..

"Sir dobara karwaadoge toh it'll be great for us.

Ladka-A Chamchi.. Chup kar.. Tereko karna hai toh alag se kar.. Yaa apni behen se jaake padha kar woh bhi toh physics ki he teacher hai..

Oh toh ye thi Neha ki behen shakal milti hai bc dekha jase toh..

Ladki-Sir karwaa dijiye aap..

Ladka-Chup..

Main-Tera Naam kya hai??

Ladka-Kiska mera?? Jagat Dayal..

Main-Jagat Dayal..

Ladka-Iss college kaa president hun main..

Main-Arrey really??

Jagat-haao..

Main-Perfect.. Toh jagat ji aapko nahi karna toh aap matt karo aise dusron kaa kharaab karoge toh fir kaise chalega.. Aise thodi president banoge study kharaab karke.. Haina?? Attendance lag gayi hai Tumhaari toh ab bindas Jaao jaake coffee wagairaah peeke aao current syllabus kal suru hoga toh Kal aajaana waapis..

Jagat-Main toh idhar he baithunga..

Main-OK perfect ye toh best hai tum bhi padho.. So chup rehna ab right samjh rahe ho??

Ye sun ussne mujhe ghurra jo mujhe pasand nahi aaya koi dikkat nahi hai kardenge ilaaj first day he kardenge kya dikkat hai.. Yahi toh kaam hai bc mera.. Ilaaj aisa kardunga bc dobara kissi doctor ki jarurat nahi padegi...


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