Thriller Waah! Life Ho Toh Aisi - The Merchant Of Death ( COMPLETED )

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WLHTA - The Serpent Of Underworld

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[ragish7357]

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Update-146(Treatment !!!)
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Maine old topic padhaaya iss bich halka fulka disturb kiya un chutiyon ne jo theek tha padhne waale khuss they or woh sahi tha. Class over hui toh kuch students nikale main apne notes ikathey karne laga or notes uthaake bahaar ko nikala toh mera phone baja jo Chang kaa tha..

Main-Yes.

Chang-Aae nahi??

Main-Abhi class over hui hai 20minutes Mein aajaaunga..

Chang-Oh.. Ok..

Call disconnected..

Main wahaan se nikalne laga toh maine class Mein dekha ki woh Jagat or uske friends uss Neha madam ki behen k sath munhchodi kar rahe they ussne jo notes banaae they meri class k woh cheen liye they Jagat ne.. Aaj he kardun ilaaj?? Ok mouka hai kardeta hun..

Main waapis andar enter hua class Mein toh class Mein Jagat uske friends he they bus or ek woh ladki..

Main-Notes de uske..

Jagat-Master ji class khatam hui college bhi over hogaya nikal lijiye better rahega..

Main-Notes de..

Maine usase notes cheene or uss ladki ko diye..

Main-Girls please aap bahaar Jaao main Inke doubts clear kardeta hun inko apne notes dedunga.. Extra class..

Ye sun woh ladki khaddi hoke gayi bahaar but Jagat k sath jo Ladkiyaan thi woh nahi gayi..

Main-Nahi Jaana?? Madam Jaao better rahega.. Jaao Jaao..Go.. Go.. Go..

Maine unko raasta diya or bahaar nikaalke gate bandh kardiya.. Ab Andar 7 bandey rehgaye Jagat or uske sathi..

Main-Idhar Aa tu..

Jagat-Master ye naa sochiyo teacher hai toh bach jaayega Maar hum sabko barabar maartey hain..

Main-Idhar Aa.. Aaja Maar..

Jagat-Dekhle fir complaint karta firega..

Main Jagat k pass gaya or diya uske pait Mein punch ekdum set karke maara tha woh or woh punch lagtey he Jagat girra apne ghutano par munh se ulti kartey hue.. Khaaya peeya wahaan farsh par bikherr diya ussne or ye dekh usska Pehla friend aage aaya mujhe maarne main usase bacha or usko di laat lawde par woh bhenchod bench k Uppar se piche jaake girra.. Agle ko di maine kick uski jaangh par woh niche girra or girrtey he di ek kick uske kulhe k Uppar saala tedha hogaya.. 4th bande ne book maari mujhe faink k usase bacha main or diya ek punch uske pait Mein same power and same speed se woh piche pench par lait gaya uske munh se thook he thook aaya maybe ussne Khaana nahi khaaya tha abhi warna uska bhi khaaya peeya bahaar aajaata.. 5th and 6th ek sath aae lekin bich Mein benches hone k kaaran woh kuch kar nahi paae ek sath. Pehla aaya mujhe maarne, ussne punch maara main niche jukh k bacha or jukh k diya ek punch uski jaangh Mein Woh bc langdaatey hue piche ko hatt gaya tab diya maine usko ek or punch same pait k andar issne ki jabardast ulti chaaron taraf benches k Uppar se.. Main usase durr hatta or woh 6th ko di maine chest Mein laat piche deewar se satt gaya woh or aage aata usase Pehle maine diya ghutna uske lawde par woh wahin passar gaya.. Ab last banda bacha woh ek corner Mein he ghuss gaya..

"Mmm.. Main nahi"...

Maine Jagat ko pakkad k uthaaya usase khadda bhi nahi hua Jaa raha tha aankh or naak dono jagah se Paani ki line chal rahi thi.. Woh bokhlaayaa hua tha maine bench par bithaaya usko..

Main-Inko uthaake laa idhar.. Idhar aa bhosdk..Khadda ho dalle itana toh maara bhi nahi hai.. Idhar Aa tu bhi.. Haan Tu uth idhar aa..

Un sabko ek line Mein benches par baithaaya maine or woh 7th ko bhi baithne ko bola.woh bc uchal rahe they baithey-2..

Jagat-Tt..ttu toh hoga suspend.. Tu gaya beta.. Ssusstudnt par hath uthaaya..

Main-Hahaha ha.. Idhar dekh.. Idhar dekh bhosdk..Kya proof hai tere pass?? Aisi jagah maara hai doctor ko dikhaaega toh woh bhi naa bata paaega bus Dard he dard rahega bahot jyaada woh bhi.. Or bahaar kya bolega?? Ek teacher ne maara hum sabko woh teacher bhi bacha tha?? Sabki gand tod di or tum hath takk nahi lagaa paae?? Bhosdk iske baad tera baap president banaaega tujhe.. Lund mera suspend hoga.. Or hone dey suspend bhenchod tu idhar dekh sun Dhyaan se aage se kabhi bhi agar mujhe tu yaa teri Gang college Mein bakchodi kartey hue milli toh aaj toh andar maara hai kal ko sabke Saamne maarunga or 7 they beshak 20 hon sabko maarunga samjh raha hai?? Maadarchod teri ijjat bachaane k liye Yahaan leke maara tumhe warna puri class k Saamne dhota.. Tera Baap hun main saale aukaat kya hai teri?? Banaaun president?? Aaun udhar.. Rukk Terri Maa ki chut..

Main stage se uttarne laga..

Jagat-Nanan. Nahi samjh gaya..

Main-Samjh gaya sir bol bhosdk..

Jagat-Sir. Sir..

Main-Haan.. Or tumlog suno be iski gand chaattey rehtey ho toh ab bhi isko follow karna kahin bhi bakchodi kartey firre toh maa chod dunga tumhari.. Wahin k wahin.. Or Haan open challenge hai bahaar bhi le aana bandey laa shaktey ho toh subah college time aata hun and ye time abhi nikal raha hun. Samjha.. Or Haan teachers se durr rehna specially jo madam next class Mein gayi thi uske sath bakchodi kar rahe they saale gand fod dunga..

Sab-Hjjj.ji sir..

Main-Or ye ulti wulti saaf karo dallo warna beijati hojaaegi itani ki samjh Mein Nahi aaega.. College Mein aana bandh karna padega.. Chalo have a good day.. And Haan jiss jiss ko pait Mein laga hai next 72 hours takk jyaada mirchi masaale waala kuch matt Khaana warna infection hojaaega pait Mein samjhe?? Chalo.. Bye.. Nice to meet you guys..

Ye bol maine apne notes uthaae or gate kholke bahaar nikala toh bahar thoda aage woh Ladkiyaan khaddi thi and wahaan woh Neha ki sister.. Main unke pass se nikala toh woh Neha ki behen mere sath ho li..

"Hello Sir.. Thank You mere notes dilwaane k liye..

Main-No problem.

" I am Rupali Sir"

Main-Nice to meet you Rupali.. Maine bol diya hai unko ab disturb nahi karenge tumhe woh..

Rupali-Woh bus aapke Saamne bolo hoga Sir kissi ki baaton kaa ashar nahi hota unke Uppar..

Main-Oh meri baaton kaa hogaya Ashar..

Rupali-Really??

Main-Yep.. Main students ko samjhaana ache se jaanta hun meri baatein ghar kar jaati hain dimag Mein.. By the way tum Neha mam ki behan ho??

Rupali-Yes.. Aap jaante ho meri Di ko??

Main-Oh yeah iss college Mein Ek wahi teacher hain jinhe jaanta hun main..

Rupali-Hehe.. Good Good..

Main-Ok Rupali have a nice day..

Rupali - You too sir..

Main niche aaya mereko register Mein sign karne they jaatey time jo staff room Mein tha issi liye main seedha wahaan gaya toh wahaan kaafi teachers mojjud they sab sign wagairaah kar rahe they..

"Bache Ye Staff Room hai".. Hahaha ha.. Just kidding Myself Aniket..

Ek teacher khud he hansta hua mujhse bola..

Main-Ankit. Nice to meet you..

Maine wahaan sign kiye..

"You must be the new teacher everyone is talking about"..

Ek Semi Maal madam ne mujhe bola. Actually dikhne Mein Woh maal he thi but uski clothes ki choice kaafi bakwass thi issliye woh Semi maal lag rahi thi.

Main-Oh actually i dont know what everyone is talking about.

"Nistha"..

Ussne mujhse hath millaatey hue kaha..

Main-Ankit..

Ab ussne mera hath kaafi jorr lagake pakkada I don't know kya tha woh maybe Rude behaviour but usase hath milake main turant nikala kyunki uske sath ek do madams Orr thi jo introduction k liye khaddi thi maine kaan se phone lagaya or unki taraf hath se ishaara karke turant bahaar aaya.. Haashh.. Fuck..
Ab wahaan aake Maine Mukesh ko call kiya..

Main-Kahaan betey?

Muk-Ghar bhaiya..

Main - Abe kab gaya??

Muk- 1 baje class over hogayi thi.. Aaun lene??

Main-Arrey naa naa Auto mill he gaya.. Chal good bye..

Call disconnected..

Mereko bahaar se he Auto mill gaya jisme baith main seedha ghar pohancha gate khol k andar aaya toh Chang And Ami hall Mein baithe they..

Chang--Opposition ne try kiya Sarkaar girrane kaa but Deva bhai is smart unhone hillne takk nahi di mainly because unki foundation itani strong hai ki party nahi family hai koi chhodne ko taiyaar nahi tha.. Uppar se Deva bhai ko sympathy milli ki unhone sachaai kaa sath diya..

Ami-What about the family??

Chang-Sab theek hain ab routine work suru hogaya hai Rishi ne parson se office Jaana suru kiya hai same with Abeer and Mangal.. Babhi bhi itane din se bahaar takk nahi nikali thi kal woh bhi as usual mandir jaake aai Meenu sath thi unke.. Sam Ravi and Rohit ne bhi Parson se College Jaana suru kiya hai..Anjali and team bhi apne kaam Mein lage hain wohlog Filhaal normal police work he kar rahe hain as unke Uppar heat bahot jyaada hai isliye woh bus keval police work he kar rahe hain or ACU se durr reh rahe hain. Media bahot Suna raha hai boss ko pata nahi kya kya bakk rahe hain.. Total hate failaaya Jaa raha hai boss k against jiski main piller hai woh Sudha Chaudhary sab uske channel se suru hua hai..

Ami-And what about Anaa??

Chang-Woh bimaar thi kuch din Pehle he theek hui hai hospital se pata kiya toh unhone kahaa kamjori ki wajah se tha sab Khaana wagairaah nahi khaaya tha ussne boss k Jaane k Baad lekin ab theek hai woh uski behen ne office se chutti le rakhi hai or uske sath he rehti hai.. Aaj Anaa college gayi thi lekin jaldi waapis chali gayi thi.. In short everyone is holding up good.. They'll heal as time passes..

They Will heal, but can I'll be able to heal???

Continued..

Wow Bhai achchha treatment diya sabako




Waiting for new update bhai

 

[Nevil singh]

Update-146(Treatment !!!)
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Maine old topic padhaaya iss bich halka fulka disturb kiya un chutiyon ne jo theek tha padhne waale khuss they or woh sahi tha. Class over hui toh kuch students nikale main apne notes ikathey karne laga or notes uthaake bahaar ko nikala toh mera phone baja jo Chang kaa tha..

Main-Yes.

Chang-Aae nahi??

Main-Abhi class over hui hai 20minutes Mein aajaaunga..

Chang-Oh.. Ok..

Call disconnected..

Main wahaan se nikalne laga toh maine class Mein dekha ki woh Jagat or uske friends uss Neha madam ki behen k sath munhchodi kar rahe they ussne jo notes banaae they meri class k woh cheen liye they Jagat ne.. Aaj he kardun ilaaj?? Ok mouka hai kardeta hun..

Main waapis andar enter hua class Mein toh class Mein Jagat uske friends he they bus or ek woh ladki..

Main-Notes de uske..

Jagat-Master ji class khatam hui college bhi over hogaya nikal lijiye better rahega..

Main-Notes de..

Maine usase notes cheene or uss ladki ko diye..

Main-Girls please aap bahaar Jaao main Inke doubts clear kardeta hun inko apne notes dedunga.. Extra class..

Ye sun woh ladki khaddi hoke gayi bahaar but Jagat k sath jo Ladkiyaan thi woh nahi gayi..

Main-Nahi Jaana?? Madam Jaao better rahega.. Jaao Jaao..Go.. Go.. Go..

Maine unko raasta diya or bahaar nikaalke gate bandh kardiya.. Ab Andar 7 bandey rehgaye Jagat or uske sathi..

Main-Idhar Aa tu..

Jagat-Master ye naa sochiyo teacher hai toh bach jaayega Maar hum sabko barabar maartey hain..

Main-Idhar Aa.. Aaja Maar..

Jagat-Dekhle fir complaint karta firega..

Main Jagat k pass gaya or diya uske pait Mein punch ekdum set karke maara tha woh or woh punch lagtey he Jagat girra apne ghutano par munh se ulti kartey hue.. Khaaya peeya wahaan farsh par bikherr diya ussne or ye dekh usska Pehla friend aage aaya mujhe maarne main usase bacha or usko di laat lawde par woh bhenchod bench k Uppar se piche jaake girra.. Agle ko di maine kick uski jaangh par woh niche girra or girrtey he di ek kick uske kulhe k Uppar saala tedha hogaya.. 4th bande ne book maari mujhe faink k usase bacha main or diya ek punch uske pait Mein same power and same speed se woh piche pench par lait gaya uske munh se thook he thook aaya maybe ussne Khaana nahi khaaya tha abhi warna uska bhi khaaya peeya bahaar aajaata.. 5th and 6th ek sath aae lekin bich Mein benches hone k kaaran woh kuch kar nahi paae ek sath. Pehla aaya mujhe maarne, ussne punch maara main niche jukh k bacha or jukh k diya ek punch uski jaangh Mein Woh bc langdaatey hue piche ko hatt gaya tab diya maine usko ek or punch same pait k andar issne ki jabardast ulti chaaron taraf benches k Uppar se.. Main usase durr hatta or woh 6th ko di maine chest Mein laat piche deewar se satt gaya woh or aage aata usase Pehle maine diya ghutna uske lawde par woh wahin passar gaya.. Ab last banda bacha woh ek corner Mein he ghuss gaya..

"Mmm.. Main nahi"...

Maine Jagat ko pakkad k uthaaya usase khadda bhi nahi hua Jaa raha tha aankh or naak dono jagah se Paani ki line chal rahi thi.. Woh bokhlaayaa hua tha maine bench par bithaaya usko..

Main-Inko uthaake laa idhar.. Idhar aa bhosdk..Khadda ho dalle itana toh maara bhi nahi hai.. Idhar Aa tu bhi.. Haan Tu uth idhar aa..

Un sabko ek line Mein benches par baithaaya maine or woh 7th ko bhi baithne ko bola.woh bc uchal rahe they baithey-2..

Jagat-Tt..ttu toh hoga suspend.. Tu gaya beta.. Ssusstudnt par hath uthaaya..

Main-Hahaha ha.. Idhar dekh.. Idhar dekh bhosdk..Kya proof hai tere pass?? Aisi jagah maara hai doctor ko dikhaaega toh woh bhi naa bata paaega bus Dard he dard rahega bahot jyaada woh bhi.. Or bahaar kya bolega?? Ek teacher ne maara hum sabko woh teacher bhi bacha tha?? Sabki gand tod di or tum hath takk nahi lagaa paae?? Bhosdk iske baad tera baap president banaaega tujhe.. Lund mera suspend hoga.. Or hone dey suspend bhenchod tu idhar dekh sun Dhyaan se aage se kabhi bhi agar mujhe tu yaa teri Gang college Mein bakchodi kartey hue milli toh aaj toh andar maara hai kal ko sabke Saamne maarunga or 7 they beshak 20 hon sabko maarunga samjh raha hai?? Maadarchod teri ijjat bachaane k liye Yahaan leke maara tumhe warna puri class k Saamne dhota.. Tera Baap hun main saale aukaat kya hai teri?? Banaaun president?? Aaun udhar.. Rukk Terri Maa ki chut..

Main stage se uttarne laga..

Jagat-Nanan. Nahi samjh gaya..

Main-Samjh gaya sir bol bhosdk..

Jagat-Sir. Sir..

Main-Haan.. Or tumlog suno be iski gand chaattey rehtey ho toh ab bhi isko follow karna kahin bhi bakchodi kartey firre toh maa chod dunga tumhari.. Wahin k wahin.. Or Haan open challenge hai bahaar bhi le aana bandey laa shaktey ho toh subah college time aata hun and ye time abhi nikal raha hun. Samjha.. Or Haan teachers se durr rehna specially jo madam next class Mein gayi thi uske sath bakchodi kar rahe they saale gand fod dunga..

Sab-Hjjj.ji sir..

Main-Or ye ulti wulti saaf karo dallo warna beijati hojaaegi itani ki samjh Mein Nahi aaega.. College Mein aana bandh karna padega.. Chalo have a good day.. And Haan jiss jiss ko pait Mein laga hai next 72 hours takk jyaada mirchi masaale waala kuch matt Khaana warna infection hojaaega pait Mein samjhe?? Chalo.. Bye.. Nice to meet you guys..

Ye bol maine apne notes uthaae or gate kholke bahaar nikala toh bahar thoda aage woh Ladkiyaan khaddi thi and wahaan woh Neha ki sister.. Main unke pass se nikala toh woh Neha ki behen mere sath ho li..

"Hello Sir.. Thank You mere notes dilwaane k liye..

Main-No problem.

" I am Rupali Sir"

Main-Nice to meet you Rupali.. Maine bol diya hai unko ab disturb nahi karenge tumhe woh..

Rupali-Woh bus aapke Saamne bolo hoga Sir kissi ki baaton kaa ashar nahi hota unke Uppar..

Main-Oh meri baaton kaa hogaya Ashar..

Rupali-Really??

Main-Yep.. Main students ko samjhaana ache se jaanta hun meri baatein ghar kar jaati hain dimag Mein.. By the way tum Neha mam ki behan ho??

Rupali-Yes.. Aap jaante ho meri Di ko??

Main-Oh yeah iss college Mein Ek wahi teacher hain jinhe jaanta hun main..

Rupali-Hehe.. Good Good..

Main-Ok Rupali have a nice day..

Rupali - You too sir..

Main niche aaya mereko register Mein sign karne they jaatey time jo staff room Mein tha issi liye main seedha wahaan gaya toh wahaan kaafi teachers mojjud they sab sign wagairaah kar rahe they..

"Bache Ye Staff Room hai".. Hahaha ha.. Just kidding Myself Aniket..

Ek teacher khud he hansta hua mujhse bola..

Main-Ankit. Nice to meet you..

Maine wahaan sign kiye..

"You must be the new teacher everyone is talking about"..

Ek Semi Maal madam ne mujhe bola. Actually dikhne Mein Woh maal he thi but uski clothes ki choice kaafi bakwass thi issliye woh Semi maal lag rahi thi.

Main-Oh actually i dont know what everyone is talking about.

"Nistha"..

Ussne mujhse hath millaatey hue kaha..

Main-Ankit..

Ab ussne mera hath kaafi jorr lagake pakkada I don't know kya tha woh maybe Rude behaviour but usase hath milake main turant nikala kyunki uske sath ek do madams Orr thi jo introduction k liye khaddi thi maine kaan se phone lagaya or unki taraf hath se ishaara karke turant bahaar aaya.. Haashh.. Fuck..
Ab wahaan aake Maine Mukesh ko call kiya..

Main-Kahaan betey?

Muk-Ghar bhaiya..

Main - Abe kab gaya??

Muk- 1 baje class over hogayi thi.. Aaun lene??

Main-Arrey naa naa Auto mill he gaya.. Chal good bye..

Call disconnected..

Mereko bahaar se he Auto mill gaya jisme baith main seedha ghar pohancha gate khol k andar aaya toh Chang And Ami hall Mein baithe they..

Chang--Opposition ne try kiya Sarkaar girrane kaa but Deva bhai is smart unhone hillne takk nahi di mainly because unki foundation itani strong hai ki party nahi family hai koi chhodne ko taiyaar nahi tha.. Uppar se Deva bhai ko sympathy milli ki unhone sachaai kaa sath diya..

Ami-What about the family??

Chang-Sab theek hain ab routine work suru hogaya hai Rishi ne parson se office Jaana suru kiya hai same with Abeer and Mangal.. Babhi bhi itane din se bahaar takk nahi nikali thi kal woh bhi as usual mandir jaake aai Meenu sath thi unke.. Sam Ravi and Rohit ne bhi Parson se College Jaana suru kiya hai..Anjali and team bhi apne kaam Mein lage hain wohlog Filhaal normal police work he kar rahe hain as unke Uppar heat bahot jyaada hai isliye woh bus keval police work he kar rahe hain or ACU se durr reh rahe hain. Media bahot Suna raha hai boss ko pata nahi kya kya bakk rahe hain.. Total hate failaaya Jaa raha hai boss k against jiski main piller hai woh Sudha Chaudhary sab uske channel se suru hua hai..

Ami-And what about Anaa??

Chang-Woh bimaar thi kuch din Pehle he theek hui hai hospital se pata kiya toh unhone kahaa kamjori ki wajah se tha sab Khaana wagairaah nahi khaaya tha ussne boss k Jaane k Baad lekin ab theek hai woh uski behen ne office se chutti le rakhi hai or uske sath he rehti hai.. Aaj Anaa college gayi thi lekin jaldi waapis chali gayi thi.. In short everyone is holding up good.. They'll heal as time passes..

They Will heal, but can I'll be able to heal???

Continued..

Bahad umda update mitr

 

[Jassybabra]

Nice update

 

[Vk248517]

Update-146(Treatment !!!)
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Maine old topic padhaaya iss bich halka fulka disturb kiya un chutiyon ne jo theek tha padhne waale khuss they or woh sahi tha. Class over hui toh kuch students nikale main apne notes ikathey karne laga or notes uthaake bahaar ko nikala toh mera phone baja jo Chang kaa tha..

Main-Yes.

Chang-Aae nahi??

Main-Abhi class over hui hai 20minutes Mein aajaaunga..

Chang-Oh.. Ok..

Call disconnected..

Main wahaan se nikalne laga toh maine class Mein dekha ki woh Jagat or uske friends uss Neha madam ki behen k sath munhchodi kar rahe they ussne jo notes banaae they meri class k woh cheen liye they Jagat ne.. Aaj he kardun ilaaj?? Ok mouka hai kardeta hun..

Main waapis andar enter hua class Mein toh class Mein Jagat uske friends he they bus or ek woh ladki..

Main-Notes de uske..

Jagat-Master ji class khatam hui college bhi over hogaya nikal lijiye better rahega..

Main-Notes de..

Maine usase notes cheene or uss ladki ko diye..

Main-Girls please aap bahaar Jaao main Inke doubts clear kardeta hun inko apne notes dedunga.. Extra class..

Ye sun woh ladki khaddi hoke gayi bahaar but Jagat k sath jo Ladkiyaan thi woh nahi gayi..

Main-Nahi Jaana?? Madam Jaao better rahega.. Jaao Jaao..Go.. Go.. Go..

Maine unko raasta diya or bahaar nikaalke gate bandh kardiya.. Ab Andar 7 bandey rehgaye Jagat or uske sathi..

Main-Idhar Aa tu..

Jagat-Master ye naa sochiyo teacher hai toh bach jaayega Maar hum sabko barabar maartey hain..

Main-Idhar Aa.. Aaja Maar..

Jagat-Dekhle fir complaint karta firega..

Main Jagat k pass gaya or diya uske pait Mein punch ekdum set karke maara tha woh or woh punch lagtey he Jagat girra apne ghutano par munh se ulti kartey hue.. Khaaya peeya wahaan farsh par bikherr diya ussne or ye dekh usska Pehla friend aage aaya mujhe maarne main usase bacha or usko di laat lawde par woh bhenchod bench k Uppar se piche jaake girra.. Agle ko di maine kick uski jaangh par woh niche girra or girrtey he di ek kick uske kulhe k Uppar saala tedha hogaya.. 4th bande ne book maari mujhe faink k usase bacha main or diya ek punch uske pait Mein same power and same speed se woh piche pench par lait gaya uske munh se thook he thook aaya maybe ussne Khaana nahi khaaya tha abhi warna uska bhi khaaya peeya bahaar aajaata.. 5th and 6th ek sath aae lekin bich Mein benches hone k kaaran woh kuch kar nahi paae ek sath. Pehla aaya mujhe maarne, ussne punch maara main niche jukh k bacha or jukh k diya ek punch uski jaangh Mein Woh bc langdaatey hue piche ko hatt gaya tab diya maine usko ek or punch same pait k andar issne ki jabardast ulti chaaron taraf benches k Uppar se.. Main usase durr hatta or woh 6th ko di maine chest Mein laat piche deewar se satt gaya woh or aage aata usase Pehle maine diya ghutna uske lawde par woh wahin passar gaya.. Ab last banda bacha woh ek corner Mein he ghuss gaya..

"Mmm.. Main nahi"...

Maine Jagat ko pakkad k uthaaya usase khadda bhi nahi hua Jaa raha tha aankh or naak dono jagah se Paani ki line chal rahi thi.. Woh bokhlaayaa hua tha maine bench par bithaaya usko..

Main-Inko uthaake laa idhar.. Idhar aa bhosdk..Khadda ho dalle itana toh maara bhi nahi hai.. Idhar Aa tu bhi.. Haan Tu uth idhar aa..

Un sabko ek line Mein benches par baithaaya maine or woh 7th ko bhi baithne ko bola.woh bc uchal rahe they baithey-2..

Jagat-Tt..ttu toh hoga suspend.. Tu gaya beta.. Ssusstudnt par hath uthaaya..

Main-Hahaha ha.. Idhar dekh.. Idhar dekh bhosdk..Kya proof hai tere pass?? Aisi jagah maara hai doctor ko dikhaaega toh woh bhi naa bata paaega bus Dard he dard rahega bahot jyaada woh bhi.. Or bahaar kya bolega?? Ek teacher ne maara hum sabko woh teacher bhi bacha tha?? Sabki gand tod di or tum hath takk nahi lagaa paae?? Bhosdk iske baad tera baap president banaaega tujhe.. Lund mera suspend hoga.. Or hone dey suspend bhenchod tu idhar dekh sun Dhyaan se aage se kabhi bhi agar mujhe tu yaa teri Gang college Mein bakchodi kartey hue milli toh aaj toh andar maara hai kal ko sabke Saamne maarunga or 7 they beshak 20 hon sabko maarunga samjh raha hai?? Maadarchod teri ijjat bachaane k liye Yahaan leke maara tumhe warna puri class k Saamne dhota.. Tera Baap hun main saale aukaat kya hai teri?? Banaaun president?? Aaun udhar.. Rukk Terri Maa ki chut..

Main stage se uttarne laga..

Jagat-Nanan. Nahi samjh gaya..

Main-Samjh gaya sir bol bhosdk..

Jagat-Sir. Sir..

Main-Haan.. Or tumlog suno be iski gand chaattey rehtey ho toh ab bhi isko follow karna kahin bhi bakchodi kartey firre toh maa chod dunga tumhari.. Wahin k wahin.. Or Haan open challenge hai bahaar bhi le aana bandey laa shaktey ho toh subah college time aata hun and ye time abhi nikal raha hun. Samjha.. Or Haan teachers se durr rehna specially jo madam next class Mein gayi thi uske sath bakchodi kar rahe they saale gand fod dunga..

Sab-Hjjj.ji sir..

Main-Or ye ulti wulti saaf karo dallo warna beijati hojaaegi itani ki samjh Mein Nahi aaega.. College Mein aana bandh karna padega.. Chalo have a good day.. And Haan jiss jiss ko pait Mein laga hai next 72 hours takk jyaada mirchi masaale waala kuch matt Khaana warna infection hojaaega pait Mein samjhe?? Chalo.. Bye.. Nice to meet you guys..

Ye bol maine apne notes uthaae or gate kholke bahaar nikala toh bahar thoda aage woh Ladkiyaan khaddi thi and wahaan woh Neha ki sister.. Main unke pass se nikala toh woh Neha ki behen mere sath ho li..

"Hello Sir.. Thank You mere notes dilwaane k liye..

Main-No problem.

" I am Rupali Sir"

Main-Nice to meet you Rupali.. Maine bol diya hai unko ab disturb nahi karenge tumhe woh..

Rupali-Woh bus aapke Saamne bolo hoga Sir kissi ki baaton kaa ashar nahi hota unke Uppar..

Main-Oh meri baaton kaa hogaya Ashar..

Rupali-Really??

Main-Yep.. Main students ko samjhaana ache se jaanta hun meri baatein ghar kar jaati hain dimag Mein.. By the way tum Neha mam ki behan ho??

Rupali-Yes.. Aap jaante ho meri Di ko??

Main-Oh yeah iss college Mein Ek wahi teacher hain jinhe jaanta hun main..

Rupali-Hehe.. Good Good..

Main-Ok Rupali have a nice day..

Rupali - You too sir..

Main niche aaya mereko register Mein sign karne they jaatey time jo staff room Mein tha issi liye main seedha wahaan gaya toh wahaan kaafi teachers mojjud they sab sign wagairaah kar rahe they..

"Bache Ye Staff Room hai".. Hahaha ha.. Just kidding Myself Aniket..

Ek teacher khud he hansta hua mujhse bola..

Main-Ankit. Nice to meet you..

Maine wahaan sign kiye..

"You must be the new teacher everyone is talking about"..

Ek Semi Maal madam ne mujhe bola. Actually dikhne Mein Woh maal he thi but uski clothes ki choice kaafi bakwass thi issliye woh Semi maal lag rahi thi.

Main-Oh actually i dont know what everyone is talking about.

"Nistha"..

Ussne mujhse hath millaatey hue kaha..

Main-Ankit..

Ab ussne mera hath kaafi jorr lagake pakkada I don't know kya tha woh maybe Rude behaviour but usase hath milake main turant nikala kyunki uske sath ek do madams Orr thi jo introduction k liye khaddi thi maine kaan se phone lagaya or unki taraf hath se ishaara karke turant bahaar aaya.. Haashh.. Fuck..
Ab wahaan aake Maine Mukesh ko call kiya..

Main-Kahaan betey?

Muk-Ghar bhaiya..

Main - Abe kab gaya??

Muk- 1 baje class over hogayi thi.. Aaun lene??

Main-Arrey naa naa Auto mill he gaya.. Chal good bye..

Call disconnected..

Mereko bahaar se he Auto mill gaya jisme baith main seedha ghar pohancha gate khol k andar aaya toh Chang And Ami hall Mein baithe they..

Chang--Opposition ne try kiya Sarkaar girrane kaa but Deva bhai is smart unhone hillne takk nahi di mainly because unki foundation itani strong hai ki party nahi family hai koi chhodne ko taiyaar nahi tha.. Uppar se Deva bhai ko sympathy milli ki unhone sachaai kaa sath diya..

Ami-What about the family??

Chang-Sab theek hain ab routine work suru hogaya hai Rishi ne parson se office Jaana suru kiya hai same with Abeer and Mangal.. Babhi bhi itane din se bahaar takk nahi nikali thi kal woh bhi as usual mandir jaake aai Meenu sath thi unke.. Sam Ravi and Rohit ne bhi Parson se College Jaana suru kiya hai..Anjali and team bhi apne kaam Mein lage hain wohlog Filhaal normal police work he kar rahe hain as unke Uppar heat bahot jyaada hai isliye woh bus keval police work he kar rahe hain or ACU se durr reh rahe hain. Media bahot Suna raha hai boss ko pata nahi kya kya bakk rahe hain.. Total hate failaaya Jaa raha hai boss k against jiski main piller hai woh Sudha Chaudhary sab uske channel se suru hua hai..

Ami-And what about Anaa??

Chang-Woh bimaar thi kuch din Pehle he theek hui hai hospital se pata kiya toh unhone kahaa kamjori ki wajah se tha sab Khaana wagairaah nahi khaaya tha ussne boss k Jaane k Baad lekin ab theek hai woh uski behen ne office se chutti le rakhi hai or uske sath he rehti hai.. Aaj Anaa college gayi thi lekin jaldi waapis chali gayi thi.. In short everyone is holding up good.. They'll heal as time passes..

They Will heal, but can I'll be able to heal???

Continued..

Nice updates

 

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Update-146(Treatment !!!)
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Maine old topic padhaaya iss bich halka fulka disturb kiya un chutiyon ne jo theek tha padhne waale khuss they or woh sahi tha. Class over hui toh kuch students nikale main apne notes ikathey karne laga or notes uthaake bahaar ko nikala toh mera phone baja jo Chang kaa tha..

Main-Yes.

Chang-Aae nahi??

Main-Abhi class over hui hai 20minutes Mein aajaaunga..

Chang-Oh.. Ok..

Call disconnected..

Main wahaan se nikalne laga toh maine class Mein dekha ki woh Jagat or uske friends uss Neha madam ki behen k sath munhchodi kar rahe they ussne jo notes banaae they meri class k woh cheen liye they Jagat ne.. Aaj he kardun ilaaj?? Ok mouka hai kardeta hun..

Main waapis andar enter hua class Mein toh class Mein Jagat uske friends he they bus or ek woh ladki..

Main-Notes de uske..

Jagat-Master ji class khatam hui college bhi over hogaya nikal lijiye better rahega..

Main-Notes de..

Maine usase notes cheene or uss ladki ko diye..

Main-Girls please aap bahaar Jaao main Inke doubts clear kardeta hun inko apne notes dedunga.. Extra class..

Ye sun woh ladki khaddi hoke gayi bahaar but Jagat k sath jo Ladkiyaan thi woh nahi gayi..

Main-Nahi Jaana?? Madam Jaao better rahega.. Jaao Jaao..Go.. Go.. Go..

Maine unko raasta diya or bahaar nikaalke gate bandh kardiya.. Ab Andar 7 bandey rehgaye Jagat or uske sathi..

Main-Idhar Aa tu..

Jagat-Master ye naa sochiyo teacher hai toh bach jaayega Maar hum sabko barabar maartey hain..

Main-Idhar Aa.. Aaja Maar..

Jagat-Dekhle fir complaint karta firega..

Main Jagat k pass gaya or diya uske pait Mein punch ekdum set karke maara tha woh or woh punch lagtey he Jagat girra apne ghutano par munh se ulti kartey hue.. Khaaya peeya wahaan farsh par bikherr diya ussne or ye dekh usska Pehla friend aage aaya mujhe maarne main usase bacha or usko di laat lawde par woh bhenchod bench k Uppar se piche jaake girra.. Agle ko di maine kick uski jaangh par woh niche girra or girrtey he di ek kick uske kulhe k Uppar saala tedha hogaya.. 4th bande ne book maari mujhe faink k usase bacha main or diya ek punch uske pait Mein same power and same speed se woh piche pench par lait gaya uske munh se thook he thook aaya maybe ussne Khaana nahi khaaya tha abhi warna uska bhi khaaya peeya bahaar aajaata.. 5th and 6th ek sath aae lekin bich Mein benches hone k kaaran woh kuch kar nahi paae ek sath. Pehla aaya mujhe maarne, ussne punch maara main niche jukh k bacha or jukh k diya ek punch uski jaangh Mein Woh bc langdaatey hue piche ko hatt gaya tab diya maine usko ek or punch same pait k andar issne ki jabardast ulti chaaron taraf benches k Uppar se.. Main usase durr hatta or woh 6th ko di maine chest Mein laat piche deewar se satt gaya woh or aage aata usase Pehle maine diya ghutna uske lawde par woh wahin passar gaya.. Ab last banda bacha woh ek corner Mein he ghuss gaya..

"Mmm.. Main nahi"...

Maine Jagat ko pakkad k uthaaya usase khadda bhi nahi hua Jaa raha tha aankh or naak dono jagah se Paani ki line chal rahi thi.. Woh bokhlaayaa hua tha maine bench par bithaaya usko..

Main-Inko uthaake laa idhar.. Idhar aa bhosdk..Khadda ho dalle itana toh maara bhi nahi hai.. Idhar Aa tu bhi.. Haan Tu uth idhar aa..

Un sabko ek line Mein benches par baithaaya maine or woh 7th ko bhi baithne ko bola.woh bc uchal rahe they baithey-2..

Jagat-Tt..ttu toh hoga suspend.. Tu gaya beta.. Ssusstudnt par hath uthaaya..

Main-Hahaha ha.. Idhar dekh.. Idhar dekh bhosdk..Kya proof hai tere pass?? Aisi jagah maara hai doctor ko dikhaaega toh woh bhi naa bata paaega bus Dard he dard rahega bahot jyaada woh bhi.. Or bahaar kya bolega?? Ek teacher ne maara hum sabko woh teacher bhi bacha tha?? Sabki gand tod di or tum hath takk nahi lagaa paae?? Bhosdk iske baad tera baap president banaaega tujhe.. Lund mera suspend hoga.. Or hone dey suspend bhenchod tu idhar dekh sun Dhyaan se aage se kabhi bhi agar mujhe tu yaa teri Gang college Mein bakchodi kartey hue milli toh aaj toh andar maara hai kal ko sabke Saamne maarunga or 7 they beshak 20 hon sabko maarunga samjh raha hai?? Maadarchod teri ijjat bachaane k liye Yahaan leke maara tumhe warna puri class k Saamne dhota.. Tera Baap hun main saale aukaat kya hai teri?? Banaaun president?? Aaun udhar.. Rukk Terri Maa ki chut..

Main stage se uttarne laga..

Jagat-Nanan. Nahi samjh gaya..

Main-Samjh gaya sir bol bhosdk..

Jagat-Sir. Sir..

Main-Haan.. Or tumlog suno be iski gand chaattey rehtey ho toh ab bhi isko follow karna kahin bhi bakchodi kartey firre toh maa chod dunga tumhari.. Wahin k wahin.. Or Haan open challenge hai bahaar bhi le aana bandey laa shaktey ho toh subah college time aata hun and ye time abhi nikal raha hun. Samjha.. Or Haan teachers se durr rehna specially jo madam next class Mein gayi thi uske sath bakchodi kar rahe they saale gand fod dunga..

Sab-Hjjj.ji sir..

Main-Or ye ulti wulti saaf karo dallo warna beijati hojaaegi itani ki samjh Mein Nahi aaega.. College Mein aana bandh karna padega.. Chalo have a good day.. And Haan jiss jiss ko pait Mein laga hai next 72 hours takk jyaada mirchi masaale waala kuch matt Khaana warna infection hojaaega pait Mein samjhe?? Chalo.. Bye.. Nice to meet you guys..

Ye bol maine apne notes uthaae or gate kholke bahaar nikala toh bahar thoda aage woh Ladkiyaan khaddi thi and wahaan woh Neha ki sister.. Main unke pass se nikala toh woh Neha ki behen mere sath ho li..

"Hello Sir.. Thank You mere notes dilwaane k liye..

Main-No problem.

" I am Rupali Sir"

Main-Nice to meet you Rupali.. Maine bol diya hai unko ab disturb nahi karenge tumhe woh..

Rupali-Woh bus aapke Saamne bolo hoga Sir kissi ki baaton kaa ashar nahi hota unke Uppar..

Main-Oh meri baaton kaa hogaya Ashar..

Rupali-Really??

Main-Yep.. Main students ko samjhaana ache se jaanta hun meri baatein ghar kar jaati hain dimag Mein.. By the way tum Neha mam ki behan ho??

Rupali-Yes.. Aap jaante ho meri Di ko??

Main-Oh yeah iss college Mein Ek wahi teacher hain jinhe jaanta hun main..

Rupali-Hehe.. Good Good..

Main-Ok Rupali have a nice day..

Rupali - You too sir..

Main niche aaya mereko register Mein sign karne they jaatey time jo staff room Mein tha issi liye main seedha wahaan gaya toh wahaan kaafi teachers mojjud they sab sign wagairaah kar rahe they..

"Bache Ye Staff Room hai".. Hahaha ha.. Just kidding Myself Aniket..

Ek teacher khud he hansta hua mujhse bola..

Main-Ankit. Nice to meet you..

Maine wahaan sign kiye..

"You must be the new teacher everyone is talking about"..

Ek Semi Maal madam ne mujhe bola. Actually dikhne Mein Woh maal he thi but uski clothes ki choice kaafi bakwass thi issliye woh Semi maal lag rahi thi.

Main-Oh actually i dont know what everyone is talking about.

"Nistha"..

Ussne mujhse hath millaatey hue kaha..

Main-Ankit..

Ab ussne mera hath kaafi jorr lagake pakkada I don't know kya tha woh maybe Rude behaviour but usase hath milake main turant nikala kyunki uske sath ek do madams Orr thi jo introduction k liye khaddi thi maine kaan se phone lagaya or unki taraf hath se ishaara karke turant bahaar aaya.. Haashh.. Fuck..
Ab wahaan aake Maine Mukesh ko call kiya..

Main-Kahaan betey?

Muk-Ghar bhaiya..

Main - Abe kab gaya??

Muk- 1 baje class over hogayi thi.. Aaun lene??

Main-Arrey naa naa Auto mill he gaya.. Chal good bye..

Call disconnected..

Mereko bahaar se he Auto mill gaya jisme baith main seedha ghar pohancha gate khol k andar aaya toh Chang And Ami hall Mein baithe they..

Chang--Opposition ne try kiya Sarkaar girrane kaa but Deva bhai is smart unhone hillne takk nahi di mainly because unki foundation itani strong hai ki party nahi family hai koi chhodne ko taiyaar nahi tha.. Uppar se Deva bhai ko sympathy milli ki unhone sachaai kaa sath diya..

Ami-What about the family??

Chang-Sab theek hain ab routine work suru hogaya hai Rishi ne parson se office Jaana suru kiya hai same with Abeer and Mangal.. Babhi bhi itane din se bahaar takk nahi nikali thi kal woh bhi as usual mandir jaake aai Meenu sath thi unke.. Sam Ravi and Rohit ne bhi Parson se College Jaana suru kiya hai..Anjali and team bhi apne kaam Mein lage hain wohlog Filhaal normal police work he kar rahe hain as unke Uppar heat bahot jyaada hai isliye woh bus keval police work he kar rahe hain or ACU se durr reh rahe hain. Media bahot Suna raha hai boss ko pata nahi kya kya bakk rahe hain.. Total hate failaaya Jaa raha hai boss k against jiski main piller hai woh Sudha Chaudhary sab uske channel se suru hua hai..

Ami-And what about Anaa??

Chang-Woh bimaar thi kuch din Pehle he theek hui hai hospital se pata kiya toh unhone kahaa kamjori ki wajah se tha sab Khaana wagairaah nahi khaaya tha ussne boss k Jaane k Baad lekin ab theek hai woh uski behen ne office se chutti le rakhi hai or uske sath he rehti hai.. Aaj Anaa college gayi thi lekin jaldi waapis chali gayi thi.. In short everyone is holding up good.. They'll heal as time passes..

They Will heal, but can I'll be able to heal???

Continued..

Bhai awesome update , maza aa gaya. Lekin ye last me to AP bhai ki gajab beijjati ho gayi ki saala har koi bhul gaya , like the AP never existed. But ye cheej thodi buri lagi so bol di. Waiting for more such great updates

 

[Sandeep singh nirwan]

Nice bro nice again AP rocks nice update I realy like it