Thriller Waah! Life Ho Toh Aisi - The Merchant Of Death ( COMPLETED )

[AP 316]

WLHTA - The Serpent Of Underworld

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[AP 316]

Thanks for the support bhidulog keep supporting as always.. The support is unreal you guys are the best.. Update Posted read and give reviews same deal on hai apni.

 

[Ajay]

Update-149(Hospital Package)

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"Sorry I am late"..

Neha ki awaaj mere kaano Mein paddi toh main apne khayaalon se bahaar aaya.. Woh mere Saamne khaddi thi or uske hathon Mein coffee k 2 cups they..

Main-Oh hi..

Neha-Here is your coffee..

Mere Saamne Chair par baithke boli woh..

Main-You are late..

Neha-Yeah aaj 1 class extra lene lagi thi..

Main-Ok ok i see you doing that hard work..

Neha-Yep yep.. How was classes?

Main-Pretty good..

Neha-Oh by the way what happened in the morning??

Main-What??

Neha-Those guys.. Jagat and all you know they were talking to you..?

Main-Oh nothing woh bus puch rahe they kuch ki aaj bhi main old topics he karwaaunga ya new start karunga agar old karwaaunga toh unhe kahin Jaana Hai toh woh Jaa shaktey hain koi student union kaa work hai and agar new karwaaunga then They can delay there visit..

Neha-Oh my god.. Sachi?

Main-Muchi..

Neha-I have never seen them talk to a teacher that respectfully before.. You are.. you are a gem Ankit.

Main-Oh i know i know.. You know i connect very good with students that's the main reason..

Neha-I still can't belive it..

Main-Lol.. Chalo class kaa time hogaya hai..

Neha-Oh yeah shoot..

Ab meri Last class MSc Mein he thi same floor par Neha ki class thi kal ki tarah humlog udhar gaye toh bahot Saare students class k bahaar khaddey they Meri class k bhi or Neha ki class k bhi.. Jagat wagairaah wahaan they...

Neha wahaan se nikal gayi or kissi ne kuch nahi bola jisase woh thodi shocked thi ussne muddke mujhe dekha maine usko ek smile di or apni class Mein aaya toh sablog mere piche piche andar aae..

"Good Afternoon Sir.. "

Main-Afternoon guys.. I hope you are having a great day.. So ab bolo doubts..

Jagat and uski gang aise baithi thi maano woh hain he nahi class Mein Jo achi baat thi. Befaltu kaa irritation nahi caahiye tha mereko.. Yahaan kaa old sab cover kardiya aaj ki class Mein inshort harr class k past kaa syllabus khatam hogaya tha or kal se current syllabus suru hone waala tha.. Class over hone se main thoda Pehle nikala niche aaya staff room Mein wahaan koi nahi tha yahi reason tha jaldi nikalne kaa Saara staff class Mein he hoga maine sign kiye and Parking ki side aaya 2 minute Baad Mukesh or Vikash bhi aagaye..

Mukes-Wassup bhaiya..

Main-All good boys.. Chalein??

Mukesh-Hell yeah..

Mukesh ne bike nikaali or humlog nikale.. Ab humlog nikale wahaan se toh ek khatara Alto car or 2 bikes piche thi humare Maine Dhyaan nahi diya taaki shakk naa hon unhe ab as expected mujhe drop kiya unhone tabtak kuch nahi hua..

Mukesh-Bye bhaiya..

Ye bol wohlog ne bike ghumaai mujhe pata tha Kahaan karenge wohlog piche waali galli Mein kyunki Yahaan se Mukesh k ghar takk ek wahi galli hai jo sunsaan hai maine door knock kiya jo Chang ne khola..

Chang-Oh welcome back boss..

Main-Follow me..


Ab jaise he wohlog meri najaron se ojhal hue main or Chang shortcut leke uss galli ki side chale wahaan pohanche toh as expected Saamne total 8 logon ne Mukesh or Vikash Ki bike rukawa rakhi thi or sabke cehre dhakke they jiska main reason tha Mukesh kaa bapu Police Mein Hai pata chal gaya toh daai chod dega inki. Ab unn sab k pass Hockey sticks he thi..

Main-Sabko aisa maarna hai ki at least kuch din hospital Mein ache se nikalein.. Jo red shirt Mein Hai and blue check t-shirt mein hai unhe kam maarna woh college students hain Baaki k hath pair tod de..

Chang - Are you sure boss??

Main-Yeah..

Humlog aage gaye ab Humein dekh wohlog chownkey..

Main-Mukesh?? Kya hua sab theek toh hai??

Mukesh-Ye bhaiya pata nahi misunderstanding hai maybe..

Main-Haan bhai kon ho tumlog??

Main Jaan bujh k naa samjh ban raha tha taaki kissi kaa Naam naa aae..

"Ye kon??"

Unmein se ek ne bola..

"ARREY Ye bhi hai Isko bhi lelo 3no k hath pair todney hain..

Vishaal Jawaab detey hue bola..

" Pakka??? "

" Haan Bhaiya"..

Mukesh-Oye.. Kyun?? Mera baap Gand chheel dega Tumhaari..

"Tere baap ko bolna dhundle Humein".. Maaro...

Main-Ek second chill chill.. Itani jaldbaaji theek nahi hai.. Pehle proof lene do..

Maine phone nikaala..

Main-So ye hai mera bhai Ye tumhara hissab kardega..

Chang-Hello Boys.. Wassup?? Tumhe pata hai Yahaan koi nahi aata toh bachne k chances 0 hain..


Maine recording suru ki mobile Mein..

Main-Mukesh Vikash idhar aajaao..

Woh dono mere pass aae.. Chang aage gaya..

Vikash-Kon hain yelog bhai??

Main-Tu bata be main kya bataaun..

Mukesh-No idea bhai..

Main--Ab pata chal jaayega..

Mukesh-Chalo fir..

Main-Kahaan??

Mukesh-Uski help nahi karni??

Main-Naa woh theek hai.. Bus sawaal mat karna just enjoy the show..

Chang aage gaya toh unmein se sabse Pehle ek lamba tagda londa aaya Hockey hawa Mein uthaae lekin uski hockey niche aati usase Pehle Chang ne ek jumping kick di uske munh par woh bechaare kaa attack bich Mein he over hogaya woh filmy style Mein ghum k niche girra Chang ne uski hockey stick uthaai or woh khadda ho he raha tha usase Pehle ussne di stick theek uske jabdey k Uppar or bhenchod woh itani brutally lagi ki maadarchod kaa munh he ghumm gaya.. Saale k daant waant gaye honge.. Woh niche girra or chilaane laga munh pakkad k.. Agli Stick di Chang ne uske ghutne par.. Ufff.. Woh uchalla or fir passar gaya chillatey hue.. Uska jabda gaya uska ghutana 100% tutt gaya.. Ye dekh ab 3 bandey aaye Chang ki taraf or 2 aae meri taraf..

Main-Bhenchod movies nahi dekhte kya tumlog Ek banda ladd raha hota hai sabko usase laddna hota hai.. Fuck.. Mukesh mera phone pakkad recording nahi rukkni caahiye..

Ye dono Woh they Sunil and Vishal jissne kal Maar khaai thi college Mein.. Unke cehre abhi dhakke they but jab ye log uss Alto Mein baithey they tab nahi dhakke they toh pehchaan gaya main..

Main-Wassup bitch..

Sunil ne mujhe maarni caahi hockey lekin main easily bach gaya piche hattke or abki baar maari Vishal ne main abki baar bacha lekin piche nahi hatta badle Mein Sunil k lawde par di laat woh piche hatta or deewar se satt gaya apna lawda pakkad k.. Vishal aaya meri taraf lekin bich mein Vikash aagaya or usko diya ek punch londa beshak jyaada heavy naa ho lekin punch bahot he bhayaanak maara..

Main-Shabbas..

Vikash ne uski hockey stick uthaake mujhe di or main Jutta Vishal ko maarne lekin aisi jagah maar raha tha usko main ki haddi naa tuttey but Dard ho bahot jyaada. Jaise uska pichwaada uska pait uska hath.. Sunil ko Vikash ne laat maari as woh Pehle he recover nahi hua tha.. Or recover hua toh main uske piche douda.. Woh bechaara Bhaag bhi nahi paaya.. And fir suru ki uski parade maine toda kuch nahi lekin bacha bhi kuch nahi woh chillaae niche padda padda.. Usko Uppar se leke niche takk jhaad diya.. Or fir Vishal ko di.. Chang k Saamne Koi chance nahi tha unke pass literally like 1% bhi nahi.. Chang ne 5 ko toda maine Dhyaan naa diya toh ussne halki halki jyaada he service kardi.. Haddiyaan toh harr ek ki tutti totally.. 1 banda bacha woh Bhaag gaya Baaki sabko leta diya..

Main-Bus be..

Ye sun Chang turant rukk gaya..

Main Vishal or Mukesh k pass aaya jo paddey - 2 rengg rahe they..

Main-Idhar dekh be chutiye.. Kya bola tha?? Matt karna try.. Dekhliya ab?? Fir Jaao hospital.. Or Haan Dhyaan rakh video hai mere pass Police wolice Mein Jaane se Pehle sochlena thoda. Samjha?? Ambulance bulaale..

Ye bol main wahaan se Mukesh and Vikash k pass aaya..

Main-Chalo nikalo...

Vikash-Shakal toh dekhein bhai..

Main-Sunil Vishal hain MSc waale.. Puri story baadmein.. Abhi bhaago

Vikash-OK..

Chang ne ek kaa phone liya usase and fingerprint se open kiya and ambulance bulaa di ussne.. And humlog nikale wahaan se waapis ghar ki taraf..

Chang - Fuck.. Log pata nahi kya logic se gangs ikatha karletey hain.. Gang le aae skills Kahaan se laaenge??

Main-Hospital se..

Chang--LOL..

Main-Surprisingly iske boss log samjh gaye they even unhone he bola mujhe ki ye hoga but ye naa samjhe..

Chang - Ab samjh jaayenge..

Main-Warna fir samjhaadenge..

Continued..

Nice update bhai

 

[DAIVIK-RAJ]

Update-150(WTF!!!)
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Ab unka ilaaj karke me and Chang waapis ghar aagaye thodi derr Baad Ambulance ki awaaj aai and then gayi.. Ok ab sudhar gaye honge...khair mujhe koi khass farak nahi padda isase and main apne kaam Mein laga and by kaam I mean so gaya.. Next day subah college k liye Ready tha Mukesh or Vikash aae pick karne..

Mukesh-Bhai ab toh batao kya scene tha kalse system he samjh nahi aaraha hai..

Main-Bata raha hun lekin kissi dusare ko nahi bataana..

Mukesh-jaisa aap kaho .

Maine unhe bataaya ki kya hua uss din..

Main-Toh ab unhone mujhe Tumhaare sath dekha toh Tumhaare piche aae..

Mukesh ne literally chalti bike roukk di ye sab sunn kar..

Mukes-Aapne Jagat ko fodd diya??

Main-Yeah.. Orr bhi they uske sath.. Lekin Dhyaan rahe ladaai ho jhagda ho gussa ho nasha ho ye Baat bhull kar bhi Saamne aai toh munh fod dunga..

Mukesh-Ji bhai bilkul.. Lekin mouj kardi bhai..

Vikash-Or bhai woh Rambo kon tha kal??

Main-Mera bada bhai..

Vikash-Bhai khaata kya hai woh?

Main-Khaana obviously..

Vikash-Mereko uss jaisa banana hai bhai..

Muke-Same kya karna padega bhai??

Main-Dobara janam lena padega.. Chal hatt college aagya Baaki baadmein..

Main unhe parking Mein chhod aage ko badha toh Jagat or uske kal waale sathi wahaan khaddey they apna munh faade..

Jagat-Good Morning sir..

Main-Wassup..

Jagat-Aap he kaa wait kar rahe they sir..

Main-Ok tu sawaal kare usase Pehle bata dun yes maine unki gand fod di college waale they unko kam maara Baaki kai din hospital ki sewa lenge.. Thats about it..

Jagat - Sir kai din?? Kuch Toh hafton k liye bed par gaye.. Main kal millke aaya unse.. Sir ek kaa toh jaw kaa operation hoga ye nahi samjh aaya Munh Kahaan hai uska..

Main-I know.. Bola toh tha bahaar miloge toh jyaada maardunga.. Beta maine kiya he ye sab hai padhai k alaawa bus yahi aata hai ek..

Jagat-Or Sir..

Main-Chaltey-2 bol time horaha hai class kaa attendance lagaani hai bc mujhe..

Jagat-Ab toh maaf kiya naa sir Humein??

Main-Maaf?? Mujhse kyun maafi maang raha hai bhai..Woh bus ek baar maara tha usase mere dushman nahi ban gaye tumlog, woh personal nahi tha woh professional tha.. Fir Keh raha hun I don't give a fuck...

Jagat-Sir kon ho aap?? I mean kaise karletey ho ye sab??

Main-Bore matt Maar..

"Ankit Sir"??

Main piche mudda toh Neha mam thi hum rukke woh aage aai..

Main-Morning Neha mam..

Neha-Good Morning..

Ye sun maine Jagat ko ghurra..

Jagat-Oh very good morning mam..

Sab-Good morning mam..

Neha-Good Morning.. Tumlog theek toh ho??

Jagat-Ji mam Humein kya hoga bhalla..

Neha-Itane saree kabse hogaye tumlog..

Jagat-Jabse sir ne humari aankhein kholi tabse mam..

Main-Boring.. Nikalo..

Jagat-Ji Sir..

Ye sun Jagat turant Mudd gaya or uske sath Baaki sab gaye..

Neha-Interesting.. You were right about that yelog sachmein sudhar gaye hain..

Main-Kind of.. By the way you are looking extremely beautiful..

Neha-Thankyou.. Thankyou.. You too looking dashing..

Main-Thanks..

Humlog Staff room Mein aae Sign wagairaah kiye or dono bahaar aaye..


"" "Ankit Ji"???

Main piche mudda toh ek shaks khadda tha police ki uniform Mein inspector tha ummar hogi 40-45 Name Tag tha Rakesh Kumar.. Mujhe laga koi marwaa gaya apni gand kal waalon Mein se..

Main-Ji Boliye..

Rakesh-Aapne pehchaana nahi mujhe actually main Mukesh kaa dad hun and Vikash kaa Cacha..Neha toh jaanti hai mujhe ache se..

Neha-Ji bhaiya.. Kaise ho aap..

Rakesh - Badhiya Neha..

Main-Arrey aaiye aaiye Sir please baithiye..

Rakesh-Arrey nahi Sir jyaada time nahi lunga aapki class hogi naa.. Actually main specially Thankyou Kehne he aaya tha aapko..

Main - Thankyou??

Rakesh-Arrey humare 2 naalayakon ko aapne sudhaar diya itana jaldi..

Main-Maine?

Rak-Ji.. Wohlog Pehle week Mein 2 din muskil se college aatey they ab rojj aatey hain..

Neha-Actually Unka naa aane kaa issue ye tha ki kuch seniors se dikkat thi unko jo unhe pareshaan kartey they ab woh Ankit ji k sath aatey hain toh koi kuch nahi kehta unhe ab darr nahi hai kissi kaa unko..

Rak-Or toh or Raatko 12 baje takk padh rahe hotey hain.. Boltey hain Ankit Bhaiya kaa kaam karna hai.. Mujhe toh vishwaash nahi hota.. Or ek main baat Mukesh toh cigarettes peene laga tha maine samjhaya nahi maana terrace par jaake smoke karta tha ab woh bhi bandh hai bola Ankit bhaiya ki guidelines hain.. Uske Baad fir roukk nahi paaya main khudko aapse milne se..

Main-Arrey aisa kuch nahi hai Rakesh ji actually Anjaan sehar Mein sabse Pehle woh dono he close hue they mere or kaafi ache bache hain mereko liye bina college nahi aatey koi kaam ho turant help kartey hain so badle Mein maine bhi help kardi that's it.. Bache bure nahi hain thoda behak gaye they bus..

Rakesh-Aapki thodi c help ne jindagi badal di unki.. Uske liye bahot-2 dhanywaad aapka..

Main-Arrey bhai sahaab ab sharminda kar rahe hain aap mera farj hai woh.. Mere chote bhai ki tarah hain woh chinta matt kijiye aap..

Rakesh - Ji.. Fir bhi jitana thanks kahun kam hai.. Shukriya mujhe time dene k liye late horaha hoga aapko.. Or Haan kabhi kahin meri jarurat paddey toh ye lijiye mera number.. Kabhi bhi call kijiye..

Main-Ji jarur thanks..

Rakesh-Acha ji chalta hun..

Woh wahaan se nikala Main or Neha idhar class k taraf chal paddey

Neha-You are something else let me tell you.. You are inspirational..

Main-Oh Thankyou..Chalo class Mein chalte hain..

Ab mujhe koi dikkat nahi thi college Mein pure din students se acha response mill raha tha 20 minutes kaa he study time leta class Mein main sab khuss they kaafi students k parents milne aaye mujhse or sab k sab happy response leke aae next 10 din Mein College kaa most respected teacher ban gaya tha main Principal kaafi khuss tha inn sab se.. Sab sahi chal raha tha koi bakchodi nahi kar raha tha aaram se class's over hoti and main seedha ghar aajata life sahi thi sab set tha..Next 10 din full speed se nikale ekdum swiftly..

Lekin woh kehtey haina meri kismat kabtak chupp baith jaati bhalla.. Ek din raat ko humlog ne dinner finish kiya he tha ki door knock hua Ami ne gate khola toh Aunty thi i mean humari landlady .kaafi worried thi woh..

Main-Aunty kya hua??

Aunty-Beta tere uncle phone nahi utha rahe shyaam ko Transport circle waali shop kaa kiraaya lene gaye they 4 maheene kaa kiraaya atkka hai wahaan, toh aaj khud gaye they ab phone bhi nahi lag raha.. Galat log hain beta wahaan mujhe toh tension horahi hai..

Main-Koi Baat nahi Aunty main check kar aata hun.. Aap address dedijiye..

Chang-Main chalta hun sath..

Aunty ne ek paper par address likha..

Aunty-Ye beta.. Apni bike lejaana beta.. Abhi auto kam he milenge wahaan k liye..

Main-Ji Aunty..

Aunty-Or beta Dhyaan se..

Main-Chinta matt karo Aunty.. Ami Aunty kaa Dhyaan rakho..

Hum dono bahaar aae Uncle k pass bhi bullet hai lekin simple saa Plaine fouji type bullet hai no additional bakchodi jo acha hai.. Maine bullet nikaala or Main or Chang nikale..

Chang-Kya lagta hai boss??,

Main-Dekhte hain.. Phone wagairaah hogaya hoga off Orr auto naa milla hoga.. Yaa Gaadi leke gaye hain??

Chang-Naa Gaadi toh khaddi thi ghar he..

Main-Bus toh fir Auto naa milla hoga..

15 minute kaa raasta tha wahaan se humlog pohanchey toh basically ye ek transport area tha mechanics ki shops wagairaah and autoparts shops ye sab tha bahot bada area tha ye bade - 2 trucks wagairaah khaddey they udhar..

Chang-Shop number 32, 33 and 34.. hain..

Main-Ye 28 takk hain Yahaan aage waali line Mein hoga..

Humlog piche ki side gaye toh ye area bilkul sunshaan tha bhenchod Yahaan koi mechanics shop nahi thi bus waise he shops thi 28 se 35 takk ek line Mein.. Maine bike roukki or uttare bike se..Idhar udhar Najar maari toh sab saaf tha..

Chang--Ye dono toh bandh hain.. Bahaar se locked hai..

Main-Ye shutter andar se bandh hai or andar light bhi on hai.. Andar se awaaj aarahi hai.. Ssshhh.

Maine shutter se kaan satta diye andar kaafi cehal Pehal thi yaa i multiple log they andar.

"Ye budhau marega aaj nahi maana toh".

"abhi jaan Se nahi maarna hai be sign karwaalenge bus" fir Sadak par patak denge maarke accident kaa case banega..

"Sign kar toh nahi raha adiyal fouji hai"..

Main shutter se durr hatta.

Main-Yahaan hai and it is bad.. Dusara raasta dekh koi..

Chang--Uppar khidki hai..

Main-Uppar chaddenge kaise.

Chang - Woh piche se next dukaan k side Mein balcony k Uppar se woh dekho..

Chang ne apne phone ki light maartey hue dikhaaya mujhe raasta Uppar Jaane kaa..

Main-Nice.. Tu Jaa Pehle.. Quick..

Chang bhaari easily chadd gaya side waali dukaan k Uppar or Uppar se fir light dikhai ussne main chaddne laga and kuch kathinaaiyon k baad main bhi Uppar aaya.. Or jiss dukaan Mein Humein Jaana tha usski taraf aae.. Yahaan bus yahi dukaan thi jisme Uppar room they Baaki single floor ki dukaanein he thi..

Chang khidki kaa kaanch toddne he waala tha lekin dhakka dete he woh khull gayi..

Chang--Well that's good..

Chang jump maarke uss khidki Mein gaya uske piche piche main gaya toh hum Uppar ek hall Mein enter hue Uppar lights off thi bus niche se light aarahi thi halki c.. Seedhiyaan Saamne thi toh humlog seedhiyon se niche aane lage dabe paanv main aage Chang mere piche tha.. Bich Mein aake niche kaa scene clear hua toh mere munh se nikala "Holy Fuck No Way Bc"..

Chang - Oh My fucking God.. What the fuck???


Continued..

Nice mind blowing update brother

 

[Arv313]

Jhakkas kya mast likha hai
sab tatif ke phool mar rahe hai
apne AP bhaiya to hai hi aise ki sankato ke kante baithe bithaye unki g**d me aa chubhate hai.
well ab dekhana to banta hai ki aage kya bhasudi machi pdi hai.
waiting for new update bhidu.

 

[Raj Singh]

Nice update

 

[Black water]

Awesome fabulous update Bhai

 

[Ajay]

Update-150(WTF!!!)
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Ab unka ilaaj karke me and Chang waapis ghar aagaye thodi derr Baad Ambulance ki awaaj aai and then gayi.. Ok ab sudhar gaye honge...khair mujhe koi khass farak nahi padda isase and main apne kaam Mein laga and by kaam I mean so gaya.. Next day subah college k liye Ready tha Mukesh or Vikash aae pick karne..

Mukesh-Bhai ab toh batao kya scene tha kalse system he samjh nahi aaraha hai..

Main-Bata raha hun lekin kissi dusare ko nahi bataana..

Mukesh-jaisa aap kaho .

Maine unhe bataaya ki kya hua uss din..

Main-Toh ab unhone mujhe Tumhaare sath dekha toh Tumhaare piche aae..

Mukesh ne literally chalti bike roukk di ye sab sunn kar..

Mukes-Aapne Jagat ko fodd diya??

Main-Yeah.. Orr bhi they uske sath.. Lekin Dhyaan rahe ladaai ho jhagda ho gussa ho nasha ho ye Baat bhull kar bhi Saamne aai toh munh fod dunga..

Mukesh-Ji bhai bilkul.. Lekin mouj kardi bhai..

Vikash-Or bhai woh Rambo kon tha kal??

Main-Mera bada bhai..

Vikash-Bhai khaata kya hai woh?

Main-Khaana obviously..

Vikash-Mereko uss jaisa banana hai bhai..

Muke-Same kya karna padega bhai??

Main-Dobara janam lena padega.. Chal hatt college aagya Baaki baadmein..

Main unhe parking Mein chhod aage ko badha toh Jagat or uske kal waale sathi wahaan khaddey they apna munh faade..

Jagat-Good Morning sir..

Main-Wassup..

Jagat-Aap he kaa wait kar rahe they sir..

Main-Ok tu sawaal kare usase Pehle bata dun yes maine unki gand fod di college waale they unko kam maara Baaki kai din hospital ki sewa lenge.. Thats about it..

Jagat - Sir kai din?? Kuch Toh hafton k liye bed par gaye.. Main kal millke aaya unse.. Sir ek kaa toh jaw kaa operation hoga ye nahi samjh aaya Munh Kahaan hai uska..

Main-I know.. Bola toh tha bahaar miloge toh jyaada maardunga.. Beta maine kiya he ye sab hai padhai k alaawa bus yahi aata hai ek..

Jagat-Or Sir..

Main-Chaltey-2 bol time horaha hai class kaa attendance lagaani hai bc mujhe..

Jagat-Ab toh maaf kiya naa sir Humein??

Main-Maaf?? Mujhse kyun maafi maang raha hai bhai..Woh bus ek baar maara tha usase mere dushman nahi ban gaye tumlog, woh personal nahi tha woh professional tha.. Fir Keh raha hun I don't give a fuck...

Jagat-Sir kon ho aap?? I mean kaise karletey ho ye sab??

Main-Bore matt Maar..

"Ankit Sir"??

Main piche mudda toh Neha mam thi hum rukke woh aage aai..

Main-Morning Neha mam..

Neha-Good Morning..

Ye sun maine Jagat ko ghurra..

Jagat-Oh very good morning mam..

Sab-Good morning mam..

Neha-Good Morning.. Tumlog theek toh ho??

Jagat-Ji mam Humein kya hoga bhalla..

Neha-Itane saree kabse hogaye tumlog..

Jagat-Jabse sir ne humari aankhein kholi tabse mam..

Main-Boring.. Nikalo..

Jagat-Ji Sir..

Ye sun Jagat turant Mudd gaya or uske sath Baaki sab gaye..

Neha-Interesting.. You were right about that yelog sachmein sudhar gaye hain..

Main-Kind of.. By the way you are looking extremely beautiful..

Neha-Thankyou.. Thankyou.. You too looking dashing..

Main-Thanks..

Humlog Staff room Mein aae Sign wagairaah kiye or dono bahaar aaye..


"" "Ankit Ji"???

Main piche mudda toh ek shaks khadda tha police ki uniform Mein inspector tha ummar hogi 40-45 Name Tag tha Rakesh Kumar.. Mujhe laga koi marwaa gaya apni gand kal waalon Mein se..

Main-Ji Boliye..

Rakesh-Aapne pehchaana nahi mujhe actually main Mukesh kaa dad hun and Vikash kaa Cacha..Neha toh jaanti hai mujhe ache se..

Neha-Ji bhaiya.. Kaise ho aap..

Rakesh - Badhiya Neha..

Main-Arrey aaiye aaiye Sir please baithiye..

Rakesh-Arrey nahi Sir jyaada time nahi lunga aapki class hogi naa.. Actually main specially Thankyou Kehne he aaya tha aapko..

Main - Thankyou??

Rakesh-Arrey humare 2 naalayakon ko aapne sudhaar diya itana jaldi..

Main-Maine?

Rak-Ji.. Wohlog Pehle week Mein 2 din muskil se college aatey they ab rojj aatey hain..

Neha-Actually Unka naa aane kaa issue ye tha ki kuch seniors se dikkat thi unko jo unhe pareshaan kartey they ab woh Ankit ji k sath aatey hain toh koi kuch nahi kehta unhe ab darr nahi hai kissi kaa unko..

Rak-Or toh or Raatko 12 baje takk padh rahe hotey hain.. Boltey hain Ankit Bhaiya kaa kaam karna hai.. Mujhe toh vishwaash nahi hota.. Or ek main baat Mukesh toh cigarettes peene laga tha maine samjhaya nahi maana terrace par jaake smoke karta tha ab woh bhi bandh hai bola Ankit bhaiya ki guidelines hain.. Uske Baad fir roukk nahi paaya main khudko aapse milne se..

Main-Arrey aisa kuch nahi hai Rakesh ji actually Anjaan sehar Mein sabse Pehle woh dono he close hue they mere or kaafi ache bache hain mereko liye bina college nahi aatey koi kaam ho turant help kartey hain so badle Mein maine bhi help kardi that's it.. Bache bure nahi hain thoda behak gaye they bus..

Rakesh-Aapki thodi c help ne jindagi badal di unki.. Uske liye bahot-2 dhanywaad aapka..

Main-Arrey bhai sahaab ab sharminda kar rahe hain aap mera farj hai woh.. Mere chote bhai ki tarah hain woh chinta matt kijiye aap..

Rakesh - Ji.. Fir bhi jitana thanks kahun kam hai.. Shukriya mujhe time dene k liye late horaha hoga aapko.. Or Haan kabhi kahin meri jarurat paddey toh ye lijiye mera number.. Kabhi bhi call kijiye..

Main-Ji jarur thanks..

Rakesh-Acha ji chalta hun..

Woh wahaan se nikala Main or Neha idhar class k taraf chal paddey

Neha-You are something else let me tell you.. You are inspirational..

Main-Oh Thankyou..Chalo class Mein chalte hain..

Ab mujhe koi dikkat nahi thi college Mein pure din students se acha response mill raha tha 20 minutes kaa he study time leta class Mein main sab khuss they kaafi students k parents milne aaye mujhse or sab k sab happy response leke aae next 10 din Mein College kaa most respected teacher ban gaya tha main Principal kaafi khuss tha inn sab se.. Sab sahi chal raha tha koi bakchodi nahi kar raha tha aaram se class's over hoti and main seedha ghar aajata life sahi thi sab set tha..Next 10 din full speed se nikale ekdum swiftly..

Lekin woh kehtey haina meri kismat kabtak chupp baith jaati bhalla.. Ek din raat ko humlog ne dinner finish kiya he tha ki door knock hua Ami ne gate khola toh Aunty thi i mean humari landlady .kaafi worried thi woh..

Main-Aunty kya hua??

Aunty-Beta tere uncle phone nahi utha rahe shyaam ko Transport circle waali shop kaa kiraaya lene gaye they 4 maheene kaa kiraaya atkka hai wahaan, toh aaj khud gaye they ab phone bhi nahi lag raha.. Galat log hain beta wahaan mujhe toh tension horahi hai..

Main-Koi Baat nahi Aunty main check kar aata hun.. Aap address dedijiye..

Chang-Main chalta hun sath..

Aunty ne ek paper par address likha..

Aunty-Ye beta.. Apni bike lejaana beta.. Abhi auto kam he milenge wahaan k liye..

Main-Ji Aunty..

Aunty-Or beta Dhyaan se..

Main-Chinta matt karo Aunty.. Ami Aunty kaa Dhyaan rakho..

Hum dono bahaar aae Uncle k pass bhi bullet hai lekin simple saa Plaine fouji type bullet hai no additional bakchodi jo acha hai.. Maine bullet nikaala or Main or Chang nikale..

Chang-Kya lagta hai boss??,

Main-Dekhte hain.. Phone wagairaah hogaya hoga off Orr auto naa milla hoga.. Yaa Gaadi leke gaye hain??

Chang-Naa Gaadi toh khaddi thi ghar he..

Main-Bus toh fir Auto naa milla hoga..

15 minute kaa raasta tha wahaan se humlog pohanchey toh basically ye ek transport area tha mechanics ki shops wagairaah and autoparts shops ye sab tha bahot bada area tha ye bade - 2 trucks wagairaah khaddey they udhar..

Chang-Shop number 32, 33 and 34.. hain..

Main-Ye 28 takk hain Yahaan aage waali line Mein hoga..

Humlog piche ki side gaye toh ye area bilkul sunshaan tha bhenchod Yahaan koi mechanics shop nahi thi bus waise he shops thi 28 se 35 takk ek line Mein.. Maine bike roukki or uttare bike se..Idhar udhar Najar maari toh sab saaf tha..

Chang--Ye dono toh bandh hain.. Bahaar se locked hai..

Main-Ye shutter andar se bandh hai or andar light bhi on hai.. Andar se awaaj aarahi hai.. Ssshhh.

Maine shutter se kaan satta diye andar kaafi cehal Pehal thi yaa i multiple log they andar.

"Ye budhau marega aaj nahi maana toh".

"abhi jaan Se nahi maarna hai be sign karwaalenge bus" fir Sadak par patak denge maarke accident kaa case banega..

"Sign kar toh nahi raha adiyal fouji hai"..

Main shutter se durr hatta.

Main-Yahaan hai and it is bad.. Dusara raasta dekh koi..

Chang--Uppar khidki hai..

Main-Uppar chaddenge kaise.

Chang - Woh piche se next dukaan k side Mein balcony k Uppar se woh dekho..

Chang ne apne phone ki light maartey hue dikhaaya mujhe raasta Uppar Jaane kaa..

Main-Nice.. Tu Jaa Pehle.. Quick..

Chang bhaari easily chadd gaya side waali dukaan k Uppar or Uppar se fir light dikhai ussne main chaddne laga and kuch kathinaaiyon k baad main bhi Uppar aaya.. Or jiss dukaan Mein Humein Jaana tha usski taraf aae.. Yahaan bus yahi dukaan thi jisme Uppar room they Baaki single floor ki dukaanein he thi..

Chang khidki kaa kaanch toddne he waala tha lekin dhakka dete he woh khull gayi..

Chang--Well that's good..

Chang jump maarke uss khidki Mein gaya uske piche piche main gaya toh hum Uppar ek hall Mein enter hue Uppar lights off thi bus niche se light aarahi thi halki c.. Seedhiyaan Saamne thi toh humlog seedhiyon se niche aane lage dabe paanv main aage Chang mere piche tha.. Bich Mein aake niche kaa scene clear hua toh mere munh se nikala "Holy Fuck No Way Bc"..

Chang - Oh My fucking God.. What the fuck???


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Nice update bhai

 

[Mobography]

Jabardast

 

[Shahrukh]

Amazing update bhai

 

[The angry man]

Best update brother