Laajwaab update bhaiUpdate-162(Death Is The Cure)Main apne cabin Mein aaya toh Neha already aai thi wahaan just abhi aai he thi woh, ussne coffee rakhi thi table par..
Main-Hii..
Neha-Hello.. Kaisi thi new class??
Main-Same old, great..
Neha-Hmm.. Disturbance nahi hua??
Main-Naa.. Meri class Mein disturbance tabhi hota hai jab main caahun..
Neha-Ye kaise karletey ho tum??
Main-Kya??
Neha-Control students ko.. I mean Akshay or Jagat dono ki he classes teachers k liye narak thi lekin tumko koi kuch nahi kehta..
Main-They like me it seems..
Neha-No way.. Unke cehre se lagta hai woh darrtey hain tumse..
Main-Yeah ek he baat hai..
Neha-Darrtey kyun hain??
Main-I don't know actually maine bus unse ek aadh baar he baatein ki hain.. Maybe mere attitude se he darr gaye woh..
Neha-You actually do have a strong attitude..
Main-Yep..
Neha-But jo bhi ho tumne 3 weeks Mein iss college ko line par laa diya hai.. Teachers and students dono ko..
Main-Lol.. True..
Neha k sath baatein kartey kartey he mera break over hogaya not gonna lie I am enjoying her company.. Khair last class k liye main aaya Uppar class Lee maine and nikala time se.. Niche aaya staff room Mein sign karne toh wahaan Neeraj Madhu and woh Nilesh teeno khaddey they i mean sign kar rahe they apne..
Madhu-Hello There Sir..
Main-Hi Madam..how are you guys??
Madhu-We are fine..
Nilesh-Nilesh nice to meet you..
Mujhse hath milaatey hue Nilesh bola.. Then Neeraj ne hath milaya mujhse..
Neeraj-Neeraj Sharma.. Nice too meet you.. Ye meri good wife hain Madhu sharma..
Main-Hello mam nice to meet you..
Madhu-Oh pleasure is all ours sir..
Ussne mujhse hath milaaya, milaaya nahi dabaaya woh bhi jorr se. What the fuck..
Madhu-OK Sir we'll catch you latter..
Ye bolke woh teeno nikale wahan se.. Maadarchod kuch toh bakchodi hai yelog Mein.. Bus yaa toh samajhdaar jyaada hain ye yaa fir abhi kuch ho nahi raha issi liye mujhe koi information nahi mill rahi..
Maine sign kiye and then Parking Mein aaya toh parking khaali he thi.. 15 minutes late tha keval bc or 15 minutes Mein toh sab Jaa chuke they.. Nice..
Khair main wait kar raha tha Akshay kaa woh theek banda hai I know bakchod hai lekin ye ummar hai bakchodi karne waali or usko khatra tha kyunki obviously Jagat k piche waalon ko pata chal be gaya hoga ki protest Akshay ne he karwaya tha shakk uspar suru se he tha unko ab confirm tha sab or ek ye seedha - 2 relative tha Home Minister kaa.. Isase jyaada kya caahiye iski gand todane k liye unko..
Main parking k gate par khadda tha apne phone Mein toh kissi ne push kiya mujhe..
"Kya be Hero??"
Maine Saamne dekha toh 1 toh woh teacher tha jisko hadkaaya tha maine kal and uske sath 1 teacher or tha jo uss din iska sath deraha tha and 2 bandey or they jinhe jaanta naa tha main..
Main-What??
"Bada hero ban raha hai saale kya bola tha uss din tu?? Bhosdk jubaan kaat lunga humare he sehar Mein aake Humse he bakchodi.." Ye Roorkee hai bhenchod maine Saari jindagi bitaai hai Yahaan or tu kal kaa banda aaake mujhe dhamkaaega..
Main - Tu local hai?? Yahaan ka he hai?? Naam kya hai tera?
Rajesh Rawat..
Main - OH i see i see.. Rajesh ji main darasal bahot galat banda hun mujhse jitana durr rahoge utana faayde Mein rahoge. Samjh rahe ho??
Rajesh-Herogiri bahot aati hai tujhe.. Saale pura college khaali hai cctv bandh hai idhar kaa itani haddi todunga ki puri jindagi chal nahi paaega..
Main - Ye bhenchod sabko mujhse he kya problem hai jisse dekho bc mujhe thokne chala aata hai..
Rajesh-Tu harr jagah hero banta hai yahi reason hai.
Main-True.. Ye bhi theek hai..
"Kya bakchodi hai??
Unke piche se Akshay nikal k aaya..
Akshay-Kya Rajesh Sir kya chal raha hai..
Rajesh-Tu chala Jaa be.. Mere maamlon Mein naa aaya kar. Iski Herogiri nikaalni hai mujhe. Maine socha tha baaton se Maan jaaega lekin abtoh todna he padega...
Akshay-Bad Decision Rajesh Sir..
Main-Idhar dekh look at me..
Ussne mujhe dekha tab maine uske side waale bandey ko maara ek bhayanak punch pait mein woh khaansta and thookata hua apne ghutano par girra.. Mujhe time mill jaae waar karne k liye toh mera ek waar he kaafi hota hai.. Jaise he ghutano par girra woh maine di uske munh par laat uska sir side Mein Ek bike se takraaya itani jorr se ki puri bike hill gayi bhenchod.. And woh wahin bike k side mein late gaya..
Wohlog bus usse he ghur rahe they iss bich maine woh 2nd bandey ko di laat lawde k Uppar woh lawda pakkad k jukh gaya or aagaya meri arc mein, aatey he maine di uske munh par laat jo ekdum bhayanak on point lagi saale ki naak or daant dono tutt gaye honge laat lagtey he woh girra piche jaake..
Main - Tum 2 college k ho warna demo tujhe maarke deta bhosdk.. Maadarchod teacher ho teacher banke raho..Kya he bakchodi kar rahe ho kuch toh sharam karo maadarchod.. Dekh kya rahe ho bhosdk moral speech dun ab uthaao inko or bhaago..
Woh dono teachers shock shock mein he pure holiye they meri baat sunke un niche paddey dono ko uthane lage.. Or uthake bhaag bhi gaye..
Main-Sabko hero banana hai maadarchod sabko.. Saala harr koi aajao gand fudwaao fir Jaao bhenchod Hadd he hogayi ye toh..
Akshay-Meri toh galati se fight hui thi sir aapke sath..
Main-Fight toh thi he.. Terese Pehle Jagat or uske sath waalon ki gand todi then uske Baad Woh bhenchod Vikash or Sunil apni alag he gang leke aae unki gand todi..
Akshay-What the fuck unko aapne foda?? Sabko??
Main-Haan..
Akshay-What the fuck.. Sir wohlog mostly abhitak hospital Mein he hain 12-13 din hogaye..
Main-I know.. Maine bola tha college se bahaar aaoge toh bahot jyaada maardunga.. Uske Baad tera woh hawa baaj kya naam tha uska Deepak? Protest waale din unko foda uske Baad tu aaya tere sathi k sath then aaj ye.. Gand he marwaalo sab bhenchod..
Akshay-Sorry Sir..
Main-Chhod tu sun.. Dekh main batata hun tujhe mast baat tu acha londa hai in sab Mein galat fans gaya hai lekin ab bahaar Jaa nahi shakta tu or even tere chutiyaape k Baad sabko pata hai ki tu Jagat k piche padda hai and now tujhe hai khatra like bahot jyaada khatra samjh raha hai?? Issliye shyaana ban akela kahin matt jaaya kar or keval apne Khaas dost he sath rakha kar majaak nahi kar raha literally teri gand fodd denge maybe Jaan se bhi maardenge koi bharosa nahi hai bahot dangerous game khel raha hai tu..
Akshay-I know Sir.. Lekin aap ho naa I am sure bacha he loge aap.. Heheh.. Don't worry sir main Dhyaan rakhunga.. Or mujhe kuch hua bhi toh mere piche koi hai nahi so koi dikkat nahi hai.
Main-Tere mom dad??
Akshay-Koi nahi hai sir.. Mom dad ki death ek accident Mein Ho gayi thi 4 saal Pehle tabse Manoj uncle dekhte hain mera sab..
Main-I see. Lekin fir bhi bc koi hai nahi toh kya Marr jaaega.. Sun akela kahin matt jaaya kar tu or kissi ko kuch batana nahi.
AK-Ji sir.. Aap ho naa sir mujhe koi chinta nahi hai..
Main-Or Haan don't trust anyone..
Ye bolke main Gaadi Mein baitha and ghar k liye nikala ghar aaya toh koi nahi tha Ami and Chang dono jobs par they.. Ek bag jarur tha jo drugs kaa tha matlab Chang ne uthaa liya tha.. maine chedda he nahi usko and seesha Chang ko call kiya..
Chang-Boss bokhlaaya hua hai ye banda.. Iski gand fatti paddi hai. Pagal kuttey ki tarah chakkar kaat raha hai apne ghar Mein phone par phone kar raha hai.. Fatti paddi hai iski..
Main-Perfect yahi caahiye.. Bahaar jaae toh picha karna or koi iske pass aae toh sunana kya Baat kar rahe hain..
Chang - Got you boss..
Chang or Ami bahaar he rahe late night aae honge kyunki main soya tabtak nahi aaye they.. Main agle din subah as usual time se he utha fresh hua and nahaaya tha ki Ami uth gayi..
Ami-Morning boss..
Main - Morning kya scene hai??
Ami - No scene boss meri taraf kuch nahi hai woh teeno log literally kuch bhi galat nahi kar rahe hain wohlog clean hain boss warna abtak atleast koi hint toh milta..
Main-Hmm.. Maybe.. Lekin kuch gadbad jarur hai unmein..
Ami-You think so??
Main-Yeah..
Ami-OK then main or najar rakhti hun unpar..
Main-Yeah.. Sojaa dobara..
Main breakfast karke college k liye nikala Vikash and Mukesh Pehle he nikal gaye they jaldi class thi unki aaj.. Main College aaya Gaadi Park ki..
Staff room ki side aaya main toh raaste Mein Akshay khadda tha uske sath 2 Ladkiyaan thi jo ussi ki class ki thi and 1 woh maal madam Kamini khaddi thi. Akshay un Ladkiyaan k sath flirt Maar raha tha or woh madam bus dekh rahi thi.. Chalo koi naa bandey kaa bhalla hoga girlfriend wirlfriend hogi.. Main unke pass se nikala toh Akshay ne roukk liya mujhe..
Akshay-Morning Sir..
Main - Morning..
Akshay-How are you sir??
Main-Fine.. Enjoy guys i am running little late..
Kamini- Aapke Sir k pass kabhi time hota bhi hai yaa nahi Akshay??
Akshay-Oh ye humessa busy he rehtey hain.. Yaa class Mein yaa apne cabin Mein bahaar aajtak nahi dekha maine inko.. Kyun sir??
Main-I mean you know where I am Cabin Mein aao class Mein aao I am always happy to meet my cowerkers..
Kamini-Really??
Main-Yep..
Kamini-I don't know mujhe toh nahi lagta aapko itane din hue college aae aapko Baaki teachers kaa name pata hai??
Main-Nahi to be honest main keval special names he Yaad rakhta hun Kamini ji..
Kamini-Oh aapko mera Naam maalum hai chalo mujhe laga aap jaantey bhi nahi hoge mujhe..
Akshay-Sir ko sab pata hai mam..
Kamini-OK Ankit Sir or late nahi karenge aapko. Good luck..
Main-Thanks.. Enjoy..
Ye bolke main wahaan se seedha staff room Mein aaya sign kiye and apni class ki taraf nikala Pehli 3 classes lee maine then 4th class Akshay ki class mein thi main udhar gaya toh woh class Mein Nahi tha as usual bahaar khadda tha ladkiyon k sath.. Maadarchod ladki baaji kar raha hai pela jaaega bc..Mujhe dekh mere pass aaya woh..
Akshay-Hi sir..
Main-Hello..
Mere side waali class iss time Kamini madam ki hoti hai woh nikali class se again ussne mujhe ek smile di normal nahi naughty waali smile.. Nice.. Nice..
Main class Mein jaata usase Pehle mera phone vibrate hua maine check kiya toh Home minister Manoj kaa tha or koi hota toh nahi uthata main lekin uska uthaa liya..
Manoj-Kya kar rahe hain Ankit sahaab?? Aapne toh pura mahool he garam kardiya..
Main-Kya hua??
Manoj-I don't know lekin mere sources k according mujhe news milli hai ki market Mein uthal puthal ho gayi hai bahot badi..
Main-Oh woh.. Kyunki drugs kaa ek bahot bada bag gayab hogaya hai..
Manoj-What?? Kissne kiya??
Main-Maine.. Obviously..
Manoj-Great job Ankit. Lekin ab satarak rehna bag k piche bahot log honge I guess..
Main-Don't worry mujhtak nahi pohanch paayenge..
Manoj-Bus fir mere takk bhi nahi pohanch paayenge so no issues.. Lekin aag jarur lagaa di hai aapne..
Main-Oh abhi toh kuch nahi hai dekhte jaao ye aag bahot se logon ko khaa jaegi.. Taiyaar hojaaiye bahot log marenge..
Manoj-I mean they deserve to die woh nahi marre toh apne jehar se dusron ko maardenge..
Main-Exactly.. Death is the cure..
Continued..
Bahot behtareen shaandaar zaberdast lajawab update bhaiUpdate-162(Death Is The Cure)Main apne cabin Mein aaya toh Neha already aai thi wahaan just abhi aai he thi woh, ussne coffee rakhi thi table par..
Main-Hii..
Neha-Hello.. Kaisi thi new class??
Main-Same old, great..
Neha-Hmm.. Disturbance nahi hua??
Main-Naa.. Meri class Mein disturbance tabhi hota hai jab main caahun..
Neha-Ye kaise karletey ho tum??
Main-Kya??
Neha-Control students ko.. I mean Akshay or Jagat dono ki he classes teachers k liye narak thi lekin tumko koi kuch nahi kehta..
Main-They like me it seems..
Neha-No way.. Unke cehre se lagta hai woh darrtey hain tumse..
Main-Yeah ek he baat hai..
Neha-Darrtey kyun hain??
Main-I don't know actually maine bus unse ek aadh baar he baatein ki hain.. Maybe mere attitude se he darr gaye woh..
Neha-You actually do have a strong attitude..
Main-Yep..
Neha-But jo bhi ho tumne 3 weeks Mein iss college ko line par laa diya hai.. Teachers and students dono ko..
Main-Lol.. True..
Neha k sath baatein kartey kartey he mera break over hogaya not gonna lie I am enjoying her company.. Khair last class k liye main aaya Uppar class Lee maine and nikala time se.. Niche aaya staff room Mein sign karne toh wahaan Neeraj Madhu and woh Nilesh teeno khaddey they i mean sign kar rahe they apne..
Madhu-Hello There Sir..
Main-Hi Madam..how are you guys??
Madhu-We are fine..
Nilesh-Nilesh nice to meet you..
Mujhse hath milaatey hue Nilesh bola.. Then Neeraj ne hath milaya mujhse..
Neeraj-Neeraj Sharma.. Nice too meet you.. Ye meri good wife hain Madhu sharma..
Main-Hello mam nice to meet you..
Madhu-Oh pleasure is all ours sir..
Ussne mujhse hath milaaya, milaaya nahi dabaaya woh bhi jorr se. What the fuck..
Madhu-OK Sir we'll catch you latter..
Ye bolke woh teeno nikale wahan se.. Maadarchod kuch toh bakchodi hai yelog Mein.. Bus yaa toh samajhdaar jyaada hain ye yaa fir abhi kuch ho nahi raha issi liye mujhe koi information nahi mill rahi..
Maine sign kiye and then Parking Mein aaya toh parking khaali he thi.. 15 minutes late tha keval bc or 15 minutes Mein toh sab Jaa chuke they.. Nice..
Khair main wait kar raha tha Akshay kaa woh theek banda hai I know bakchod hai lekin ye ummar hai bakchodi karne waali or usko khatra tha kyunki obviously Jagat k piche waalon ko pata chal be gaya hoga ki protest Akshay ne he karwaya tha shakk uspar suru se he tha unko ab confirm tha sab or ek ye seedha - 2 relative tha Home Minister kaa.. Isase jyaada kya caahiye iski gand todane k liye unko..
Main parking k gate par khadda tha apne phone Mein toh kissi ne push kiya mujhe..
"Kya be Hero??"
Maine Saamne dekha toh 1 toh woh teacher tha jisko hadkaaya tha maine kal and uske sath 1 teacher or tha jo uss din iska sath deraha tha and 2 bandey or they jinhe jaanta naa tha main..
Main-What??
"Bada hero ban raha hai saale kya bola tha uss din tu?? Bhosdk jubaan kaat lunga humare he sehar Mein aake Humse he bakchodi.." Ye Roorkee hai bhenchod maine Saari jindagi bitaai hai Yahaan or tu kal kaa banda aaake mujhe dhamkaaega..
Main - Tu local hai?? Yahaan ka he hai?? Naam kya hai tera?
Rajesh Rawat..
Main - OH i see i see.. Rajesh ji main darasal bahot galat banda hun mujhse jitana durr rahoge utana faayde Mein rahoge. Samjh rahe ho??
Rajesh-Herogiri bahot aati hai tujhe.. Saale pura college khaali hai cctv bandh hai idhar kaa itani haddi todunga ki puri jindagi chal nahi paaega..
Main - Ye bhenchod sabko mujhse he kya problem hai jisse dekho bc mujhe thokne chala aata hai..
Rajesh-Tu harr jagah hero banta hai yahi reason hai.
Main-True.. Ye bhi theek hai..
"Kya bakchodi hai??
Unke piche se Akshay nikal k aaya..
Akshay-Kya Rajesh Sir kya chal raha hai..
Rajesh-Tu chala Jaa be.. Mere maamlon Mein naa aaya kar. Iski Herogiri nikaalni hai mujhe. Maine socha tha baaton se Maan jaaega lekin abtoh todna he padega...
Akshay-Bad Decision Rajesh Sir..
Main-Idhar dekh look at me..
Ussne mujhe dekha tab maine uske side waale bandey ko maara ek bhayanak punch pait mein woh khaansta and thookata hua apne ghutano par girra.. Mujhe time mill jaae waar karne k liye toh mera ek waar he kaafi hota hai.. Jaise he ghutano par girra woh maine di uske munh par laat uska sir side Mein Ek bike se takraaya itani jorr se ki puri bike hill gayi bhenchod.. And woh wahin bike k side mein late gaya..
Wohlog bus usse he ghur rahe they iss bich maine woh 2nd bandey ko di laat lawde k Uppar woh lawda pakkad k jukh gaya or aagaya meri arc mein, aatey he maine di uske munh par laat jo ekdum bhayanak on point lagi saale ki naak or daant dono tutt gaye honge laat lagtey he woh girra piche jaake..
Main - Tum 2 college k ho warna demo tujhe maarke deta bhosdk.. Maadarchod teacher ho teacher banke raho..Kya he bakchodi kar rahe ho kuch toh sharam karo maadarchod.. Dekh kya rahe ho bhosdk moral speech dun ab uthaao inko or bhaago..
Woh dono teachers shock shock mein he pure holiye they meri baat sunke un niche paddey dono ko uthane lage.. Or uthake bhaag bhi gaye..
Main-Sabko hero banana hai maadarchod sabko.. Saala harr koi aajao gand fudwaao fir Jaao bhenchod Hadd he hogayi ye toh..
Akshay-Meri toh galati se fight hui thi sir aapke sath..
Main-Fight toh thi he.. Terese Pehle Jagat or uske sath waalon ki gand todi then uske Baad Woh bhenchod Vikash or Sunil apni alag he gang leke aae unki gand todi..
Akshay-What the fuck unko aapne foda?? Sabko??
Main-Haan..
Akshay-What the fuck.. Sir wohlog mostly abhitak hospital Mein he hain 12-13 din hogaye..
Main-I know.. Maine bola tha college se bahaar aaoge toh bahot jyaada maardunga.. Uske Baad tera woh hawa baaj kya naam tha uska Deepak? Protest waale din unko foda uske Baad tu aaya tere sathi k sath then aaj ye.. Gand he marwaalo sab bhenchod..
Akshay-Sorry Sir..
Main-Chhod tu sun.. Dekh main batata hun tujhe mast baat tu acha londa hai in sab Mein galat fans gaya hai lekin ab bahaar Jaa nahi shakta tu or even tere chutiyaape k Baad sabko pata hai ki tu Jagat k piche padda hai and now tujhe hai khatra like bahot jyaada khatra samjh raha hai?? Issliye shyaana ban akela kahin matt jaaya kar or keval apne Khaas dost he sath rakha kar majaak nahi kar raha literally teri gand fodd denge maybe Jaan se bhi maardenge koi bharosa nahi hai bahot dangerous game khel raha hai tu..
Akshay-I know Sir.. Lekin aap ho naa I am sure bacha he loge aap.. Heheh.. Don't worry sir main Dhyaan rakhunga.. Or mujhe kuch hua bhi toh mere piche koi hai nahi so koi dikkat nahi hai.
Main-Tere mom dad??
Akshay-Koi nahi hai sir.. Mom dad ki death ek accident Mein Ho gayi thi 4 saal Pehle tabse Manoj uncle dekhte hain mera sab..
Main-I see. Lekin fir bhi bc koi hai nahi toh kya Marr jaaega.. Sun akela kahin matt jaaya kar tu or kissi ko kuch batana nahi.
AK-Ji sir.. Aap ho naa sir mujhe koi chinta nahi hai..
Main-Or Haan don't trust anyone..
Ye bolke main Gaadi Mein baitha and ghar k liye nikala ghar aaya toh koi nahi tha Ami and Chang dono jobs par they.. Ek bag jarur tha jo drugs kaa tha matlab Chang ne uthaa liya tha.. maine chedda he nahi usko and seesha Chang ko call kiya..
Chang-Boss bokhlaaya hua hai ye banda.. Iski gand fatti paddi hai. Pagal kuttey ki tarah chakkar kaat raha hai apne ghar Mein phone par phone kar raha hai.. Fatti paddi hai iski..
Main-Perfect yahi caahiye.. Bahaar jaae toh picha karna or koi iske pass aae toh sunana kya Baat kar rahe hain..
Chang - Got you boss..
Chang or Ami bahaar he rahe late night aae honge kyunki main soya tabtak nahi aaye they.. Main agle din subah as usual time se he utha fresh hua and nahaaya tha ki Ami uth gayi..
Ami-Morning boss..
Main - Morning kya scene hai??
Ami - No scene boss meri taraf kuch nahi hai woh teeno log literally kuch bhi galat nahi kar rahe hain wohlog clean hain boss warna abtak atleast koi hint toh milta..
Main-Hmm.. Maybe.. Lekin kuch gadbad jarur hai unmein..
Ami-You think so??
Main-Yeah..
Ami-OK then main or najar rakhti hun unpar..
Main-Yeah.. Sojaa dobara..
Main breakfast karke college k liye nikala Vikash and Mukesh Pehle he nikal gaye they jaldi class thi unki aaj.. Main College aaya Gaadi Park ki..
Staff room ki side aaya main toh raaste Mein Akshay khadda tha uske sath 2 Ladkiyaan thi jo ussi ki class ki thi and 1 woh maal madam Kamini khaddi thi. Akshay un Ladkiyaan k sath flirt Maar raha tha or woh madam bus dekh rahi thi.. Chalo koi naa bandey kaa bhalla hoga girlfriend wirlfriend hogi.. Main unke pass se nikala toh Akshay ne roukk liya mujhe..
Akshay-Morning Sir..
Main - Morning..
Akshay-How are you sir??
Main-Fine.. Enjoy guys i am running little late..
Kamini- Aapke Sir k pass kabhi time hota bhi hai yaa nahi Akshay??
Akshay-Oh ye humessa busy he rehtey hain.. Yaa class Mein yaa apne cabin Mein bahaar aajtak nahi dekha maine inko.. Kyun sir??
Main-I mean you know where I am Cabin Mein aao class Mein aao I am always happy to meet my cowerkers..
Kamini-Really??
Main-Yep..
Kamini-I don't know mujhe toh nahi lagta aapko itane din hue college aae aapko Baaki teachers kaa name pata hai??
Main-Nahi to be honest main keval special names he Yaad rakhta hun Kamini ji..
Kamini-Oh aapko mera Naam maalum hai chalo mujhe laga aap jaantey bhi nahi hoge mujhe..
Akshay-Sir ko sab pata hai mam..
Kamini-OK Ankit Sir or late nahi karenge aapko. Good luck..
Main-Thanks.. Enjoy..
Ye bolke main wahaan se seedha staff room Mein aaya sign kiye and apni class ki taraf nikala Pehli 3 classes lee maine then 4th class Akshay ki class mein thi main udhar gaya toh woh class Mein Nahi tha as usual bahaar khadda tha ladkiyon k sath.. Maadarchod ladki baaji kar raha hai pela jaaega bc..Mujhe dekh mere pass aaya woh..
Akshay-Hi sir..
Main-Hello..
Mere side waali class iss time Kamini madam ki hoti hai woh nikali class se again ussne mujhe ek smile di normal nahi naughty waali smile.. Nice.. Nice..
Main class Mein jaata usase Pehle mera phone vibrate hua maine check kiya toh Home minister Manoj kaa tha or koi hota toh nahi uthata main lekin uska uthaa liya..
Manoj-Kya kar rahe hain Ankit sahaab?? Aapne toh pura mahool he garam kardiya..
Main-Kya hua??
Manoj-I don't know lekin mere sources k according mujhe news milli hai ki market Mein uthal puthal ho gayi hai bahot badi..
Main-Oh woh.. Kyunki drugs kaa ek bahot bada bag gayab hogaya hai..
Manoj-What?? Kissne kiya??
Main-Maine.. Obviously..
Manoj-Great job Ankit. Lekin ab satarak rehna bag k piche bahot log honge I guess..
Main-Don't worry mujhtak nahi pohanch paayenge..
Manoj-Bus fir mere takk bhi nahi pohanch paayenge so no issues.. Lekin aag jarur lagaa di hai aapne..
Main-Oh abhi toh kuch nahi hai dekhte jaao ye aag bahot se logon ko khaa jaegi.. Taiyaar hojaaiye bahot log marenge..
Manoj-I mean they deserve to die woh nahi marre toh apne jehar se dusron ko maardenge..
Main-Exactly.. Death is the cure..
Continued..