What a amazing and jhaaaaakaaass update you wrote dude.....Update-178(My Game)Main-Mota hogaya hai beta Jatin ..
Jatin-Kuch Toh Sharam karo AP bhai thodi bahot toh.. Saala bandey ko time toh do kuch karne k liye..
Main-Bhosdk jitana time tujhe diya itana toh meri girlfriends ko bhi nahi diya kabhi maine maadarchod gaon waale ground Mein cricket tournament khelta tha mere against tu or ab maadarchod mere against planning karega tu.. Waah..
Jatin-Apne pure pariwaar ki kasam bhai aapke against socha bhi nahi kabhi..
Main-Drugs?? Haan maadarchod drugs??? Gaanja afeem takk theek tha Cocaine?? Maadarchod mann kar raha hai abhi goli maardun.. Bhenchod jab mujhe pata chala tu in sab Mein involved hai mann kiya tere ghar jaake tere sath sath sabko thokdun...
Jatin-Majburi bhai majburi..
Main-Lund ki majburi bhenchod teri kya majburi hogayi..
Jatin-Ye Dilawar se 50 lakh liye they maine Punjab se afeem mangwaane k liye jo dubb gaye.. Ab isase thoda or time maanga maine ikatha karne laga paisa. Lekin bina Maal 50 lakh ikatha karna Kahaan possible hai.. Fir ek din Dilawar aaya mere pass bola ek plan hai jisme tujhe bus meri madad karni hai or iske badle mera karja maaf or Uppar se 2 crore rupaye or dunga.. Ye jiss din aapko tadipar kiya usase agle din ki baat hain. Ussne bataaya cocaine or meth kaa business hai bahot Saara Maal aaega uske boss k pass or mujhe bus woh mere gaon waale contacts ko dena hai yaani failaana hai jinko main Gaanja bechta tha.. Lekin main yahin hun Bachpan se mujhe maalum hai Deva bhai kaa mujhe malum hai aapka.. Maine saaf mana kardiya tab ussne mujhe kaha ki AP toh ab aaega nahi woh past hochuka hai or Deva ko kuch pata chalega nahi.. Or agar Deva ko kuch bhi pata chala tu ussi din sab Chhod dena or tujhe payment mill jaegi.. Maine usko saaf mana kardiya tab maadarchod ne blackmail kiya mujhe dhamki di ki usse agar kaltak paisa nahi milla toh maardega mujhe.. Or agle din mere ghar par firing karwaai dikhaane k liye ussne.And ye mere bhai kaa kidnap karwaaliya gaon se.. Tab mujhe uske sath hath milana padda bhai.. Or koi option ich nahi tha.. Lekin abhi tak maine kissi ko kuch bhi nahi diya hai maine dekha takk nahi hai drugs ko..Woh college kaa londa haina Dipesh jo kal surrender kiya sabse Pehle uska kaam tha colleges Mein failaana uske Baad mera number aata gaon mein failaane kaa. Lekin jaise he apan ko maalum chala ye aapka kaam hai apan turant piche hatt gaya..
Main-Jatin jatin jatin.. Kitane saal se jaanta hun main tujhe.. Rukk.. Hmmm.. Almost 8 yaa 9 saal se jab tujhe bidi or cigarette kaa farak nahi pata tha naa tabse jaanta hun main tujhe.. Maadarchod gaon waale school gate k bahaar baithke tum dono bhai apne baap se churaai hui bidi piya kartey they maine cigarette peelai thi tumhe jabki main khud na peeta tha uss time lekin tumhe peelai Mangal se churaake .. Saalo mere senior they tumlog padh likh gaye hotey toh kuch ban jaatey maadarchod tu toh cricket bhi acha khelta tha lekin nahi maadarchod ko gangsters banana tha tum dono ko.. Ab bol thokdun tujhe?? Kaise goli maarunga tumhe mann bhi nahi kar raha bhenchod..
Jatin - Bhai aapki kasam ek baar iss daldal se bahaar nikaaldo bus fir beshak jail bhejdena.
Main-Jail Mein lawda chussega logon kaa bhosdk.. Main yaa toh Uppar he bhejunga yaa yahin rehna. Jail bhejdena bhosdk Judge dikh raha hun main. Or maadarchod ye londiya bhen ki lawdi itani bhonkti hai saali jaanti nahi kya iska baap hun main.. Maadarchod aise nalle hajaar officers jhant k niche hain mere..
Jatin-Ye badi maadarchod hai bhai. Apne aap ko pata nahi kya he samajhti hai.. Isko lagta hai agar maanlo inka plan successful ho bhi gaya toh ye sochti hai bhagwaan ban jaayegi ye.. Or is gandu ko nahi pata ye iss game Mein sabse niche hai ye yahin k yahin gand marrati reh jaayegi bus kuch paise aajaaenge hath mein..
Main-Isski maa chod dunga main.. Ab tu sun.. Sun bahot Saare kaam hain tujhse.. Pehla kaam jinda rehna hai tereko samjha.. Jabtak main naa kahun tabtak bahaar nahi nilalega tu tere ghar se samjha.. Police tere jaise logon ko dhund rahi hai or pakkada gaya toh wohlog gand fod-2 ke kuch naa kuch ugalwa he lenge.. Samjha..
Jatin-Ji bhai.
Main-Gudla waale Mla Rajnish ko jaanta hai??
Jatin-Haan bhai ek do baar milla hun unse..
Main-Haan toh ye sab khatam hojaae tab uske sath rahega tu woh politics dekhega tu gundagiri.. Mera khaas hai woh.. Chhod de ye afeem wagairaah sab..
Jatin-Ji bhai.. Bus ek baar in sab se nikalwaa do..
Main-Arrey in sab Mein Tujhe rakhne waala koi jinda he nahi rahega.. Ab mera kaam sun.. Pen paper hai..
Uske bhai ne Gaadi Mein se pen and paper diya..
Main-Ye Vakeel hai.. Ye caahiye mujhe jinda.. Samjha?? Jinda.. Kissi bhi kimat par.. Jab mill jaae toh kissi dusare number se mujhe phone karna ye mera number hai . Uthwaalena maadarchod ko.. Bhen k lawde ko main banaaunga Jolly LLB..
Jatin-Jo hukkum bhai jo hukkum.. Aapko dikkat diya matlab Humko dikkat diya.. Aapne jinda rakh k bahot bada ehsaan kiya hai bhai.. Ab aapka hukkum sar aankhon par..
Main-Jaa Jaa senti matt ho nikal le.. Or ek baat waise toh tujhe yelog jyaada kuch information denge nahi lekin agar kuch detey hain toh phone karke mujhe bataana..
Jatin-Ji bhai..
Main-Chal aish kar. Tujhe bataaunga nahi kya hoga agar dhoka diya toh kyunki tujhe maalum hai kya hoga..
Ye bolke main or Ami muddey wahaan se and waapis ussi jagah se nikale Jahaan se aae they..
Ami - Trustable hai ye banda boss??
Main-Yep.. Mujhe laga tha ye trustable hai he bahot time se jaanta hun isko.. Or ab dekha nahi inn dono k pass guns thi or hum dono ne apni guns niche kar Lee tab bhi inka hath takk nahi gaya apni guns ki taraf matlab inhone socha bhi nahi kuch karne kaa.. Ye khouff hai Ami..
Ami-Agree..
Humlog Gaadi Mein aae bhenchod mera ek pair pura mitti kaa bharra tha toh Gaadi Ami ne he chalaai or humlog wahaan se nikale he they ki Chang ka call aagaya..
Chang - Main piche waali swift Mein hun.. Achaa kiya isko jinda chhodke.. Kaam aaega ye kaafi bandey hain iske sath..
Main-Bahot jyaada.. Or harr gaon Mein contacts hain iske.. City Mein main banwaadunga..
Chang--Ye Mahima ko Kaaeko Chhod diya??
Main-Usko abhi thok k koi faayda nahi tha ek toh police gand faad piche padd jaati or iska naam bhi nahi aata in sab Mein shaheed hojaati ye or Uppar se ye Marr jaati toh Jatin par shakk hojaata Dilawar ko..
Chang-True.. Toh isko range hath pakkadana hai..
Main-Exactly..
Chang-Ok..
Main-Chal ghar aaja fir kartey hain baat.
Call disconnected..
Wahaan se humlog ghar aagaye aake news dekhne lage toh ab gandu giri ye hui ki kissi ne Media Mein ye khabar failaa di ki ye sab AP kar raha hai. Or mujhe pakka yakeen tha ki ye uss maadarchod Mahima Avasthi kaa kaam hai kyunki wahi khel shakti hai kanoon k sath aise ab usse pata hai Saare sehar ki police ko mere piche lagna padega.. Abtak keval Anjali or team he thi.. Ab news Mein wahi sab chal raha tha "Kya AP waapis aagaya hai???" "Kya in sab k piche AP k hath hai??"
Ami-OK this is a problem..
Chang-Ye kuch bhi nahi hai. Pehle Bhi police apne piche thi or ab bhi hai ghanta kuch karlenge yelog..
Main-Yeah fuck these guys..Lawda lelenge mera..
Ye bolke main apne room Mein aaya or nahaake so gaya ab mujhe Chang ne jagaaya..
Chang-Boss we have an issue.. Aao Deva bhai press conference karne waale hain..
Main-Kaahe??
Chang - So aaj media or opposition k pressure k Baad unhe jawaab toh dena he padega so derahe hain lekin important announcement karne waale hain kyunki Anjali or Haryana ka CM mojjud hai unke aath..
Main bahaar aaya toh TV Mein Deva Bhai, Mangal , Haryana kaa CM, city police commissioner or Anjali mojjud they..
Deva-Jaisa Maine kaha police puri tarah se in cases Mein lagi hai abhi ye kehna bachpana hoga ki ye sab kon kar raha hai.. Opposition ne ye khabar failaai ki ye sab AP kar raha hai jo main ye nahi Keh raha juth hai ho shakta hai possible hai lekin abhi isase related kuch bhi confirm nahi hai.. Lekin ek baat confirm hai in sab k piche jo bhi hai fir woh caahe Kehne k liye criminals ko he Maar raha hai fir bhi woh khud kanoon ko apne hathon Mein le raha hai jo galat hai or usse barabar saja millegi.. Fir woh caahe koi bhi ho..
Reporter-Lekin sir opposition ekdum sure hai ki ye sab AP he kar shakta hai or aap usse bacha rahe hain..
Deva-Main usse bachaaunga?? Dhyaan rakhiye usko kanooni torr par saja dilwaane Mein main sabse aage tha Deva kabhi galat cheej kaa sath nahi deta ye sabko maalum hai fir woh caahe koi bhi ho.. Or main usse bachaaunga bhi kyun main Pehle Bhi Keh chuka hun ki mera yaa mere pariwar kaa ya meri party kaa AP se koi relation nahi hai.. Or agar aapka opposition itana he tejj hai toh kyun naa woh AP ko pakkad k kanoon k Saamne leke aae jab itana sab pata he hai toh ye bhi pata hoga woh kaha hain.. Woh chhodiye Main Deva Partap Singh abhi ye ghosna karta hun agar AP Yahaan hai toh jo bhi shaks fir woh caahe koi bhi ho opposition kaa yaa meri party kaa yaa police jo bhi AP ko pakkadke Police k hawale karega usse main khud 50 Lakh kaa nagad inaam dunga.. Kyunki dhyaa rakhiye Janta se Uppar mere liye koi bhi nahi hai.. Dhanywaad..
Ye sunke uss pure room Mein sannaata fail Gaya Koi reporter kuch nahi bola or Bhai sabke sath uthke chale gaye.. . Bhai master stroke khel gaye they.. Unke khilaaf ab koi ungali nahi khaddi kar shakta tha mujhe leke or Uppar se unhone media ki khabar kaa sahaara leke mere piche pure haryana ko laga diya tha..Opposition unhe gherrne waali thi ulta unhone opposition ko gherr liya tha. Or mera Yahaan rehna impossible kardiya tha kyunki ab pura Haryana mere piche tha.. Fuckkk.. Fuckkk.. Fuckkk..
Chang - He is so fucking smart..
Main-Oh toh ye game khelna hai bhai.. Ok ok.. LETS PLAY THEN BROTHER..
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Supper fantastic updates broUpdate-178(My Game)Main-Mota hogaya hai beta Jatin ..
Jatin-Kuch Toh Sharam karo AP bhai thodi bahot toh.. Saala bandey ko time toh do kuch karne k liye..
Main-Bhosdk jitana time tujhe diya itana toh meri girlfriends ko bhi nahi diya kabhi maine maadarchod gaon waale ground Mein cricket tournament khelta tha mere against tu or ab maadarchod mere against planning karega tu.. Waah..
Jatin-Apne pure pariwaar ki kasam bhai aapke against socha bhi nahi kabhi..
Main-Drugs?? Haan maadarchod drugs??? Gaanja afeem takk theek tha Cocaine?? Maadarchod mann kar raha hai abhi goli maardun.. Bhenchod jab mujhe pata chala tu in sab Mein involved hai mann kiya tere ghar jaake tere sath sath sabko thokdun...
Jatin-Majburi bhai majburi..
Main-Lund ki majburi bhenchod teri kya majburi hogayi..
Jatin-Ye Dilawar se 50 lakh liye they maine Punjab se afeem mangwaane k liye jo dubb gaye.. Ab isase thoda or time maanga maine ikatha karne laga paisa. Lekin bina Maal 50 lakh ikatha karna Kahaan possible hai.. Fir ek din Dilawar aaya mere pass bola ek plan hai jisme tujhe bus meri madad karni hai or iske badle mera karja maaf or Uppar se 2 crore rupaye or dunga.. Ye jiss din aapko tadipar kiya usase agle din ki baat hain. Ussne bataaya cocaine or meth kaa business hai bahot Saara Maal aaega uske boss k pass or mujhe bus woh mere gaon waale contacts ko dena hai yaani failaana hai jinko main Gaanja bechta tha.. Lekin main yahin hun Bachpan se mujhe maalum hai Deva bhai kaa mujhe malum hai aapka.. Maine saaf mana kardiya tab ussne mujhe kaha ki AP toh ab aaega nahi woh past hochuka hai or Deva ko kuch pata chalega nahi.. Or agar Deva ko kuch bhi pata chala tu ussi din sab Chhod dena or tujhe payment mill jaegi.. Maine usko saaf mana kardiya tab maadarchod ne blackmail kiya mujhe dhamki di ki usse agar kaltak paisa nahi milla toh maardega mujhe.. Or agle din mere ghar par firing karwaai dikhaane k liye ussne.And ye mere bhai kaa kidnap karwaaliya gaon se.. Tab mujhe uske sath hath milana padda bhai.. Or koi option ich nahi tha.. Lekin abhi tak maine kissi ko kuch bhi nahi diya hai maine dekha takk nahi hai drugs ko..Woh college kaa londa haina Dipesh jo kal surrender kiya sabse Pehle uska kaam tha colleges Mein failaana uske Baad mera number aata gaon mein failaane kaa. Lekin jaise he apan ko maalum chala ye aapka kaam hai apan turant piche hatt gaya..
Main-Jatin jatin jatin.. Kitane saal se jaanta hun main tujhe.. Rukk.. Hmmm.. Almost 8 yaa 9 saal se jab tujhe bidi or cigarette kaa farak nahi pata tha naa tabse jaanta hun main tujhe.. Maadarchod gaon waale school gate k bahaar baithke tum dono bhai apne baap se churaai hui bidi piya kartey they maine cigarette peelai thi tumhe jabki main khud na peeta tha uss time lekin tumhe peelai Mangal se churaake .. Saalo mere senior they tumlog padh likh gaye hotey toh kuch ban jaatey maadarchod tu toh cricket bhi acha khelta tha lekin nahi maadarchod ko gangsters banana tha tum dono ko.. Ab bol thokdun tujhe?? Kaise goli maarunga tumhe mann bhi nahi kar raha bhenchod..
Jatin - Bhai aapki kasam ek baar iss daldal se bahaar nikaaldo bus fir beshak jail bhejdena.
Main-Jail Mein lawda chussega logon kaa bhosdk.. Main yaa toh Uppar he bhejunga yaa yahin rehna. Jail bhejdena bhosdk Judge dikh raha hun main. Or maadarchod ye londiya bhen ki lawdi itani bhonkti hai saali jaanti nahi kya iska baap hun main.. Maadarchod aise nalle hajaar officers jhant k niche hain mere..
Jatin-Ye badi maadarchod hai bhai. Apne aap ko pata nahi kya he samajhti hai.. Isko lagta hai agar maanlo inka plan successful ho bhi gaya toh ye sochti hai bhagwaan ban jaayegi ye.. Or is gandu ko nahi pata ye iss game Mein sabse niche hai ye yahin k yahin gand marrati reh jaayegi bus kuch paise aajaaenge hath mein..
Main-Isski maa chod dunga main.. Ab tu sun.. Sun bahot Saare kaam hain tujhse.. Pehla kaam jinda rehna hai tereko samjha.. Jabtak main naa kahun tabtak bahaar nahi nilalega tu tere ghar se samjha.. Police tere jaise logon ko dhund rahi hai or pakkada gaya toh wohlog gand fod-2 ke kuch naa kuch ugalwa he lenge.. Samjha..
Jatin-Ji bhai.
Main-Gudla waale Mla Rajnish ko jaanta hai??
Jatin-Haan bhai ek do baar milla hun unse..
Main-Haan toh ye sab khatam hojaae tab uske sath rahega tu woh politics dekhega tu gundagiri.. Mera khaas hai woh.. Chhod de ye afeem wagairaah sab..
Jatin-Ji bhai.. Bus ek baar in sab se nikalwaa do..
Main-Arrey in sab Mein Tujhe rakhne waala koi jinda he nahi rahega.. Ab mera kaam sun.. Pen paper hai..
Uske bhai ne Gaadi Mein se pen and paper diya..
Main-Ye Vakeel hai.. Ye caahiye mujhe jinda.. Samjha?? Jinda.. Kissi bhi kimat par.. Jab mill jaae toh kissi dusare number se mujhe phone karna ye mera number hai . Uthwaalena maadarchod ko.. Bhen k lawde ko main banaaunga Jolly LLB..
Jatin-Jo hukkum bhai jo hukkum.. Aapko dikkat diya matlab Humko dikkat diya.. Aapne jinda rakh k bahot bada ehsaan kiya hai bhai.. Ab aapka hukkum sar aankhon par..
Main-Jaa Jaa senti matt ho nikal le.. Or ek baat waise toh tujhe yelog jyaada kuch information denge nahi lekin agar kuch detey hain toh phone karke mujhe bataana..
Jatin-Ji bhai..
Main-Chal aish kar. Tujhe bataaunga nahi kya hoga agar dhoka diya toh kyunki tujhe maalum hai kya hoga..
Ye bolke main or Ami muddey wahaan se and waapis ussi jagah se nikale Jahaan se aae they..
Ami - Trustable hai ye banda boss??
Main-Yep.. Mujhe laga tha ye trustable hai he bahot time se jaanta hun isko.. Or ab dekha nahi inn dono k pass guns thi or hum dono ne apni guns niche kar Lee tab bhi inka hath takk nahi gaya apni guns ki taraf matlab inhone socha bhi nahi kuch karne kaa.. Ye khouff hai Ami..
Ami-Agree..
Humlog Gaadi Mein aae bhenchod mera ek pair pura mitti kaa bharra tha toh Gaadi Ami ne he chalaai or humlog wahaan se nikale he they ki Chang ka call aagaya..
Chang - Main piche waali swift Mein hun.. Achaa kiya isko jinda chhodke.. Kaam aaega ye kaafi bandey hain iske sath..
Main-Bahot jyaada.. Or harr gaon Mein contacts hain iske.. City Mein main banwaadunga..
Chang--Ye Mahima ko Kaaeko Chhod diya??
Main-Usko abhi thok k koi faayda nahi tha ek toh police gand faad piche padd jaati or iska naam bhi nahi aata in sab Mein shaheed hojaati ye or Uppar se ye Marr jaati toh Jatin par shakk hojaata Dilawar ko..
Chang-True.. Toh isko range hath pakkadana hai..
Main-Exactly..
Chang-Ok..
Main-Chal ghar aaja fir kartey hain baat.
Call disconnected..
Wahaan se humlog ghar aagaye aake news dekhne lage toh ab gandu giri ye hui ki kissi ne Media Mein ye khabar failaa di ki ye sab AP kar raha hai. Or mujhe pakka yakeen tha ki ye uss maadarchod Mahima Avasthi kaa kaam hai kyunki wahi khel shakti hai kanoon k sath aise ab usse pata hai Saare sehar ki police ko mere piche lagna padega.. Abtak keval Anjali or team he thi.. Ab news Mein wahi sab chal raha tha "Kya AP waapis aagaya hai???" "Kya in sab k piche AP k hath hai??"
Ami-OK this is a problem..
Chang-Ye kuch bhi nahi hai. Pehle Bhi police apne piche thi or ab bhi hai ghanta kuch karlenge yelog..
Main-Yeah fuck these guys..Lawda lelenge mera..
Ye bolke main apne room Mein aaya or nahaake so gaya ab mujhe Chang ne jagaaya..
Chang-Boss we have an issue.. Aao Deva bhai press conference karne waale hain..
Main-Kaahe??
Chang - So aaj media or opposition k pressure k Baad unhe jawaab toh dena he padega so derahe hain lekin important announcement karne waale hain kyunki Anjali or Haryana ka CM mojjud hai unke aath..
Main bahaar aaya toh TV Mein Deva Bhai, Mangal , Haryana kaa CM, city police commissioner or Anjali mojjud they..
Deva-Jaisa Maine kaha police puri tarah se in cases Mein lagi hai abhi ye kehna bachpana hoga ki ye sab kon kar raha hai.. Opposition ne ye khabar failaai ki ye sab AP kar raha hai jo main ye nahi Keh raha juth hai ho shakta hai possible hai lekin abhi isase related kuch bhi confirm nahi hai.. Lekin ek baat confirm hai in sab k piche jo bhi hai fir woh caahe Kehne k liye criminals ko he Maar raha hai fir bhi woh khud kanoon ko apne hathon Mein le raha hai jo galat hai or usse barabar saja millegi.. Fir woh caahe koi bhi ho..
Reporter-Lekin sir opposition ekdum sure hai ki ye sab AP he kar shakta hai or aap usse bacha rahe hain..
Deva-Main usse bachaaunga?? Dhyaan rakhiye usko kanooni torr par saja dilwaane Mein main sabse aage tha Deva kabhi galat cheej kaa sath nahi deta ye sabko maalum hai fir woh caahe koi bhi ho.. Or main usse bachaaunga bhi kyun main Pehle Bhi Keh chuka hun ki mera yaa mere pariwar kaa ya meri party kaa AP se koi relation nahi hai.. Or agar aapka opposition itana he tejj hai toh kyun naa woh AP ko pakkad k kanoon k Saamne leke aae jab itana sab pata he hai toh ye bhi pata hoga woh kaha hain.. Woh chhodiye Main Deva Partap Singh abhi ye ghosna karta hun agar AP Yahaan hai toh jo bhi shaks fir woh caahe koi bhi ho opposition kaa yaa meri party kaa yaa police jo bhi AP ko pakkadke Police k hawale karega usse main khud 50 Lakh kaa nagad inaam dunga.. Kyunki dhyaa rakhiye Janta se Uppar mere liye koi bhi nahi hai.. Dhanywaad..
Ye sunke uss pure room Mein sannaata fail Gaya Koi reporter kuch nahi bola or Bhai sabke sath uthke chale gaye.. . Bhai master stroke khel gaye they.. Unke khilaaf ab koi ungali nahi khaddi kar shakta tha mujhe leke or Uppar se unhone media ki khabar kaa sahaara leke mere piche pure haryana ko laga diya tha..Opposition unhe gherrne waali thi ulta unhone opposition ko gherr liya tha. Or mera Yahaan rehna impossible kardiya tha kyunki ab pura Haryana mere piche tha.. Fuckkk.. Fuckkk.. Fuckkk..
Chang - He is so fucking smart..
Main-Oh toh ye game khelna hai bhai.. Ok ok.. LETS PLAY THEN BROTHER..
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