Thriller Waah! Life Ho Toh Aisi - The Merchant Of Death ( COMPLETED )

[AP 316]

WLHTA - The Serpent Of Underworld

Thread is Live. Updates soon.

 

[RAAZ]

Update-196(Claire Coming In Clutch)


​

Ami - What the fuck is this.. Boss ye koi normal bomb nahi hai wires dekho kitani hain what the fuck..

Chang - Boss sach kaha tha ussne itana bada explosion hoga ki aas pass sab khatam hai..

Javed-. Kkkyaa hum Marr jaaenge..

Main-Teri Maa ki chut bhen k lawde..

Maine maara uske munh par punch woh girra piche Jaake..

Main-Bhosdk kaise defuse hoga ye..

Javed -. Mm. Mmmuhjhe toh pata bhi nahi ye Yahaan kaise aaya..

Main-Iss jagah se bahaar nikalne kaa koi or raasta..

Javed-. Nanaahi..Bus gate he hain or unki keys keval unke pass he thi..

Main-Bhosdk fir gand marwaane ko unke piche padda tha tu maadarchod..

Ami-Boss..10 minutes and 50 seconds..

Javed-Ppplease.. Bachaa lo mujhe.. Plllplease...

Maine dekha uss bomb ko toh bahot jyaada awkward tha woh. Bhenchod movies Mein toh easy hota hai red wire hataao and defuse hogaya.. Yahaan toh bhenchod 6 toh red wires thi.. 5 blue.. 5 green and 5 white.. What the fuck is this..

Ami-Boss.. Think.. Aise marrne kaa plan nahi hai mera..

Chang - Ek he option hai.. Boss..

Main-Kya??

Chang-Boss..

Main-Oh hell no bhenchod Main Claire ko call nahi karne waala.. No fucking way..

Chang-Kya Matlab no way.. Itane chithaddey hojaaenge ki samjh naa aaegi uthane waalon ko kon ladies tha or kon gents..

Ami-Maine call kardiya hai here you go..

Main-Main Baat nahi karunga..Nope tu kar..

Ami-Boss tum ho, shut the fuck up.Nashe se bahaar nikalo hum marrne waale hain..

Main-Arrey woh sunegi he nahi..

Chang-Jab bataaoge marrne waale hain toh for sure sunegi..

Main-And then woh ek favour maang legi.. Uska favour gand Mein Jaake lagta hai pata haina..

Chang-Jinda rahe tab naa kuch lagega..

Ami-Baat karo..baat karo..

Javed-Bhai karr naa..Please..

Maine Phone liya jo speaker par tha.. Saamne se ek ladki ki jaani pehchaani awaaj aai.. Jo Claire ki thi..

Claire - Hello..

Main-Hello.. Hey Claire..

Claire-Oh You mother fucker.. You peice of shit how dare you call me.. Fuck you.. Fuck you..

Call disconnected..

Main-Dekha..

Chang-Kya dekha call her again.. What the fuck do you mean dekha. Circus chal raha hai idhar.. Boss quick. Fucking quick..

So situation thodi serious thi time 9 minutes k aas pass tha toh Maine dobara call kiya ussne cut kiya maine again kiya ussne fir cut kiya.. 4th time uthaya ussne..

Main-Listen hear me out please.. Claire don't cut the phone.. I am sorry maine itana early morning disturb kiya tumhe but..

Claire-Early morning AP 11 baje hain suhbah k ye early nahi hota..

Main-Oh sorry main bhull gaya tha you are in Australia..

Claire-Yeah jaise tum bhool gaye they mujhe last time or main ye so call jail Mein fans gayi.. Fuck you..

Chang-(Chilaake) Claire we are fucking dying over here so please help please..

Ami-Yeah Claire we are kind of fucked up..

Claire - Main sath hoti toh aisi situation nahi aati.. Kya hua..??

Main- Zombies aaye hain help karegi?? Tu ek Bomb Disposal Specialist hai tujhse or kya help maangunga main.

Claire-Ye attitude dikhaana hai toh rakhti hun main phone..

Main-No no.. Sorry i am sorry. Listen Yahaan ek bomb hai like bahot bada bomb wires timers beep beeps and lots of explosives..

Claire - Let me see.. Video call karo.

Maine usko Video call ki..

Claire-What the fuck.. You look like..

Main-2.0 I know tu ye dekh..

Maine back camera set kiya and usko bomb dikhaya..

Claire-Oh shit 8 minutes Baaki hain..

Main-No shit sherlock woh dikh raha hai bomb dekh tu.

Claire-Timer k Uppar dikhaao..Ab ye jahan wires Jaa rahi hain woh dikhaao.. Perfect perfect.. Rukkko.. Stop.. Stop.. Hmmm... Ek baar backside dikhaao bina touch kiye.... Haan perfect.. Thoda niche.. Ok done. So i have some bad news isme itane explosives hain ki 50-60 meter radius Mein Kuch naa bachega..

Main-Claire get to the fucking point.. Agar ek or bakwas Baat ki tune i swear main phone cut karke yahin Marr jaaunga..

Claire-Whatever..mere kaam ki kadar hoti toh main Australia Mein Nahi hoti..

Javed - Behan plese..jarra c help Marr jaavenge him..

Claire - Who the fuck is that..

Main-No one tu bata defuse kaise hoga..

Claire-So As you know ye ek time bomb hai or ussme sabse important part hota hai Explosive Charge toh Humein..

Javed-Behan jaldi..

Claire-Chang Ami can you please shoot this guy he is annoying as fuck.. Quick..

Ami ne turant Javed ko goli maari khopdi Mein..

Main-Nice..

Claire-Perfect.. Now Humein wiring k through charge ko disable karna hai.. Ab good news hai iska timer alag se banaaya gaya hai toh ye easily defuse hojaaega..

Main-Ok..Kya karun ??

Claire-dhyaan se suno or one step at a time karna ..Jo right red wire hai uske Upper end ko disconnect karna hai..

Maine Phone Ami ko diya or bomb ki taraf aaya..

Main-Ye waala..

Claire-Yep.. Slowly karna agar galat wire hatti toh rest in pieces hojaaoge..

Maine woh wire khinchi toh Nikal aai woh ..

Claire-Now Jo iss guche mein last red wire hai jo blue se touch kar rahi hai ..Haan ye waali isko lower end se disconnect karo niche takk pakkad k jaao isko and niche se disconnect karo..

Main uss wire ko niche takk leke gaya and niche se disconnect kardiya..

Claire-Perfect so 2 reds hogayi baaki sab colours ki ek ek he disconnect karni hai Ek white ek green and 1 blue..

Main-Ok blue se suru karein ??

Claire-No idiot blue last mein .. pehle red then green then white and then blue.. OK ab dekho green wire jo direct timer se connected Hai..

Main-Ye?

Claire-Yep.. Isko timer se detach Karo..

Main-OK.. Done.. Bhenchod ye rukk kyun nahi raha itani wires toh nikaal di..

Claire-Woh 5on wires k baad he rukkega. Ab dekho white wire Hai jo sabse alag jo red nikali hui Hai uske uppar white Hai jo.

Main - Ye??

Claire-Yes.. Iske lower end ko detach karna Hai.

Main-OK.. Pakkad k end takk jaaun Matlab..

Claire-Yes..

Main-Done..

Claire-So Ab Thoda tricky part Hai last wire Hai blue or main kind of confused hun konsi nikaalni Hai.. Ek kaam Karo sabse niche jo blue hai woh nikaaldo.. I know lucky ho tum sahi he nikaaloge..

Main-What the fuck do you mean lucky ho.

Chang-Yeah Claire body parts bhi nahi millenge yahaan par humaare.

Main-Haan lucky Lund Mera.. Agar lucky he hona hota toh Sab hum khud he nikaal letey tukke se. Tereko kon puchta bhalla..

Claire-I don't know what to tell you boss you gotta do it..

Main-Fuck you.. Chang kya lagta hai..

Chang - Boss are you fucking kidding me main nahi bataane waala aapka Mann kare woh nikaal do.. Marrenge toh atleast mera Naam toh nahi aaega..


Claire-Hahaha ha. Got your ass, dumb fucks.. I am joking ye bomb bachon waala hai bhalla iska kaise nahi Pata hoga mujhe.. Last blue nikaaldo jo sabse niche hai. Timer side se..

Main-Are you sure??

Claire - 100%..Jaldi..

Maine woh blue wire nikaali jisase turant he woh timer rukk gaya..

Main-Holy fucking shit.. Fuckkk..

Ani-Thank God..

Chang-Claire I love you..

Claire-I love you too guys.. You and Ami only, fuck AP though I hate him..

Main-Thanks Claire..

Claire - Fuck you...

Main-Achaa Ek or help..

Claire-What now??

Main-So hum kind of Ek room mein trapped Hain Hua ye ki..

Claire-Shut up mujhe Matt batao kya Hua main bus help kar rahi hun tumhaari..

Main-OH yeah.. Sorry.. 2 help caahiye, first Listen hum Ek room mein hain jiska gate nahi khullega.. Toh iss bomb kaa Ek mini bomb kaise banaaein.. Jisase gate uddjaae.. And then humein bahaar nikalne se pehle baaki Sab bhi udaana hai so 2 explosion caahiye Ek mini and Ek huge..

Claire-Easy hai niche jo explosive hai usme rdx ied yaa dynamite hoga.. Dikhaao.. Cover hataao.. maachis Toh obviously hogi he..

Main-Yep..

Claire-Perfect warna or tareeka bataati..

Chang ne cover hataaya.. Toh uss box mein bahot saare chotey chotey compartments they jinmein explosive material tha..

Claire-Perfect.. Chang isme se last box kaa material nikaal dey uski wiring hataake.. Dhyaan rahe baaki ki wires nahi hattni caahiye warna big blast nahi hoga keval last compartment ki..

Chang-Boss light Dikhaao jarra..

Maine apne phone ki Light on ki..

Claire-Easy easy..

Chang - Done..

Claire-Aaram se hath mein fatt jaaega woh..

Chang-What the fuck..

Claire-Just kidding...Ab Isko ek kapde mein lapetto..

Chang-Boss iss Javed ki shirt nikaalo toh..

Main-Shirt Kaa kya karega ye kapda haina ye chalega?? Ye easily jallega bhi..

Claire-Yep tightly lapeto and jiss side wiring hai uss side jyaada kapda hona chaahiye..

Wahaan ek bada saa kappada tha jo easily jall Jaane waala tha Chang ne woh lapetta uss explosive k Uppar..

Chang-Ye sahi hai??

Claire-Yep perfect.. Ab isko darwaaje se sattaake rakho and isme aag lagake atleast 10 kadam piche aajaao.. Jaldi woh bhi..

Chang ne woh door k pass rakha and main aag lagaane laga or lagaatey he piche bhaaga..

Chang-Boss aag lagi bhi nahi theek se.. Itana kya darr rahe ho.

Main-Tu lagale fir ye le..

Chang - You are good Jaao Jaao..

Main waapis usske pass aaya abki baar aag lagaai ek dum ache se and waapis piche Bhaag gaya..

Claire-Yes ye perfect hai. Get back now..

Kaafi lamba kapda tha woh toh aag failne Mein time laga lekin jaise he faili toh bc pura kapda jall utha..

Chang-Claire Fattega yaa nnn... Nn

Chang bich Mein he rukk gaya kyunki tab hua ek blast jo itana heavy nahi tha but uski shock wave Humein Yahaan takk feel hui holy fuck. Or ussne gate k niche waale part ko faad he diya like gate kaa niche kaa hissa gayab tha lekin Uppar kaa still Baaki tha. Lekin ye kaafi tha bahaar nikalne k liye..

Claire-Booommmmm..

Main - Gajab.. Ab ye Baaki ko explode karne kaa kya scene hai??

Claire-Ye toh or bhi simple hai.. Listen Timer side se jitani bhi wires nikaali hain usme dono nikaali hui red wires lagaado and remember timer turant start hojaaega or maximum 3 or minimum 2 minutes ka time ho shakta hai toh ek banda rukko and Baaki Bhaag Jaao Pehle he Taaki uss door mein he naa attak Jaao..

Chang-Main karta hun guys tumlog gate se nikalke bahaar wait karo..

Ami-Cool..

Main-Dhyaan se..

Main or Ami door k niche se latekar nikale or wahin khaddey hoke dekhne lage andar ki taraf, khaddey hoke nahi baithkar actually.. Phone andar Chang k pass tha Claire bata rahi thi usko... Turant he Humein Chang gate ki taraf aata dikhaai diya..

Chang - 1 minutes 50 seconds..

Chang gate se bahaar nikalta hua bola..

Claire-Toh gadho bhaago bahot durr takk Shockwave Jaane waali hai hatto wahaan se..

Chang k bahaar aatey he humlog bhaage waapis uss side Jahaan se aae they humlog Gaadi k pass aake rukke usase Pehle piche mudde takk nahi..

Main-Holy fuck that was a long run..

Ami-Fata toh nahi..

Chang-Yeah wtf Claire.

Claire-Tumlog ko maalum haina tumlog keval 45 seconds he bhaage ho Yahaan takk.. Yaani bomb Mein Ek minute or Baaki hai abhi..

Chang-What the fuck mujhe laga 2 minutes se jyaada toh Bhaag he liye..

Claire - Nice..

Hum munh faade uss taraf dekh rahe they ki bc ab fatega ab fatega..

Claire-In 5...4...3...2...1.....Boooommmmmmm...

Or jaise he Claire Rukki tab hua wahaan blast woh bhi bahot he bhayanak literally Yahaan takk feel hua Humein bhenchod or sound itani thi ki bc kaan fatt jaayein..Kaano Mein "BEeeeppppppp" He reh gayi.. Even Shockwave se Gaadi k sensors takk active hogaye fuck..

Main-Holy fucking shit..

Ami-Fucking hell..

Chang-Agar hum wahaan hotey toh kuch naa bachne waala tha..

Main-True, next janam ki death bhi yahin hojaati..

Holy fuck that would've been the worst way to die.. But we survived halwa thodi hai bc..

Continued..

Zabardast update aur sab se mast thaa ki next janam ki death bhi abhi ho jati. Lekin yah couple ne to pakka soch Lia hoga ki khatam AP lekin ab solid wala bum uski grand me phatega jab AP us tak pohchega.naur us bsdk ko marna bhi aisay hi ki pichwade bum baand kar.

 

[aj008]

Superb update

 

[Rajesh]

Update-196(Claire Coming In Clutch)


​

Ami - What the fuck is this.. Boss ye koi normal bomb nahi hai wires dekho kitani hain what the fuck..

Chang - Boss sach kaha tha ussne itana bada explosion hoga ki aas pass sab khatam hai..

Javed-. Kkkyaa hum Marr jaaenge..

Main-Teri Maa ki chut bhen k lawde..

Maine maara uske munh par punch woh girra piche Jaake..

Main-Bhosdk kaise defuse hoga ye..

Javed -. Mm. Mmmuhjhe toh pata bhi nahi ye Yahaan kaise aaya..

Main-Iss jagah se bahaar nikalne kaa koi or raasta..

Javed-. Nanaahi..Bus gate he hain or unki keys keval unke pass he thi..

Main-Bhosdk fir gand marwaane ko unke piche padda tha tu maadarchod..

Ami-Boss..10 minutes and 50 seconds..

Javed-Ppplease.. Bachaa lo mujhe.. Plllplease...

Maine dekha uss bomb ko toh bahot jyaada awkward tha woh. Bhenchod movies Mein toh easy hota hai red wire hataao and defuse hogaya.. Yahaan toh bhenchod 6 toh red wires thi.. 5 blue.. 5 green and 5 white.. What the fuck is this..

Ami-Boss.. Think.. Aise marrne kaa plan nahi hai mera..

Chang - Ek he option hai.. Boss..

Main-Kya??

Chang-Boss..

Main-Oh hell no bhenchod Main Claire ko call nahi karne waala.. No fucking way..

Chang-Kya Matlab no way.. Itane chithaddey hojaaenge ki samjh naa aaegi uthane waalon ko kon ladies tha or kon gents..

Ami-Maine call kardiya hai here you go..

Main-Main Baat nahi karunga..Nope tu kar..

Ami-Boss tum ho, shut the fuck up.Nashe se bahaar nikalo hum marrne waale hain..

Main-Arrey woh sunegi he nahi..

Chang-Jab bataaoge marrne waale hain toh for sure sunegi..

Main-And then woh ek favour maang legi.. Uska favour gand Mein Jaake lagta hai pata haina..

Chang-Jinda rahe tab naa kuch lagega..

Ami-Baat karo..baat karo..

Javed-Bhai karr naa..Please..

Maine Phone liya jo speaker par tha.. Saamne se ek ladki ki jaani pehchaani awaaj aai.. Jo Claire ki thi..

Claire - Hello..

Main-Hello.. Hey Claire..

Claire-Oh You mother fucker.. You peice of shit how dare you call me.. Fuck you.. Fuck you..

Call disconnected..

Main-Dekha..

Chang-Kya dekha call her again.. What the fuck do you mean dekha. Circus chal raha hai idhar.. Boss quick. Fucking quick..

So situation thodi serious thi time 9 minutes k aas pass tha toh Maine dobara call kiya ussne cut kiya maine again kiya ussne fir cut kiya.. 4th time uthaya ussne..

Main-Listen hear me out please.. Claire don't cut the phone.. I am sorry maine itana early morning disturb kiya tumhe but..

Claire-Early morning AP 11 baje hain suhbah k ye early nahi hota..

Main-Oh sorry main bhull gaya tha you are in Australia..

Claire-Yeah jaise tum bhool gaye they mujhe last time or main ye so call jail Mein fans gayi.. Fuck you..

Chang-(Chilaake) Claire we are fucking dying over here so please help please..

Ami-Yeah Claire we are kind of fucked up..

Claire - Main sath hoti toh aisi situation nahi aati.. Kya hua..??

Main- Zombies aaye hain help karegi?? Tu ek Bomb Disposal Specialist hai tujhse or kya help maangunga main.

Claire-Ye attitude dikhaana hai toh rakhti hun main phone..

Main-No no.. Sorry i am sorry. Listen Yahaan ek bomb hai like bahot bada bomb wires timers beep beeps and lots of explosives..

Claire - Let me see.. Video call karo.

Maine usko Video call ki..

Claire-What the fuck.. You look like..

Main-2.0 I know tu ye dekh..

Maine back camera set kiya and usko bomb dikhaya..

Claire-Oh shit 8 minutes Baaki hain..

Main-No shit sherlock woh dikh raha hai bomb dekh tu.

Claire-Timer k Uppar dikhaao..Ab ye jahan wires Jaa rahi hain woh dikhaao.. Perfect perfect.. Rukkko.. Stop.. Stop.. Hmmm... Ek baar backside dikhaao bina touch kiye.... Haan perfect.. Thoda niche.. Ok done. So i have some bad news isme itane explosives hain ki 50-60 meter radius Mein Kuch naa bachega..

Main-Claire get to the fucking point.. Agar ek or bakwas Baat ki tune i swear main phone cut karke yahin Marr jaaunga..

Claire-Whatever..mere kaam ki kadar hoti toh main Australia Mein Nahi hoti..

Javed - Behan plese..jarra c help Marr jaavenge him..

Claire - Who the fuck is that..

Main-No one tu bata defuse kaise hoga..

Claire-So As you know ye ek time bomb hai or ussme sabse important part hota hai Explosive Charge toh Humein..

Javed-Behan jaldi..

Claire-Chang Ami can you please shoot this guy he is annoying as fuck.. Quick..

Ami ne turant Javed ko goli maari khopdi Mein..

Main-Nice..

Claire-Perfect.. Now Humein wiring k through charge ko disable karna hai.. Ab good news hai iska timer alag se banaaya gaya hai toh ye easily defuse hojaaega..

Main-Ok..Kya karun ??

Claire-dhyaan se suno or one step at a time karna ..Jo right red wire hai uske Upper end ko disconnect karna hai..

Maine Phone Ami ko diya or bomb ki taraf aaya..

Main-Ye waala..

Claire-Yep.. Slowly karna agar galat wire hatti toh rest in pieces hojaaoge..

Maine woh wire khinchi toh Nikal aai woh ..

Claire-Now Jo iss guche mein last red wire hai jo blue se touch kar rahi hai ..Haan ye waali isko lower end se disconnect karo niche takk pakkad k jaao isko and niche se disconnect karo..

Main uss wire ko niche takk leke gaya and niche se disconnect kardiya..

Claire-Perfect so 2 reds hogayi baaki sab colours ki ek ek he disconnect karni hai Ek white ek green and 1 blue..

Main-Ok blue se suru karein ??

Claire-No idiot blue last mein .. pehle red then green then white and then blue.. OK ab dekho green wire jo direct timer se connected Hai..

Main-Ye?

Claire-Yep.. Isko timer se detach Karo..

Main-OK.. Done.. Bhenchod ye rukk kyun nahi raha itani wires toh nikaal di..

Claire-Woh 5on wires k baad he rukkega. Ab dekho white wire Hai jo sabse alag jo red nikali hui Hai uske uppar white Hai jo.

Main - Ye??

Claire-Yes.. Iske lower end ko detach karna Hai.

Main-OK.. Pakkad k end takk jaaun Matlab..

Claire-Yes..

Main-Done..

Claire-So Ab Thoda tricky part Hai last wire Hai blue or main kind of confused hun konsi nikaalni Hai.. Ek kaam Karo sabse niche jo blue hai woh nikaaldo.. I know lucky ho tum sahi he nikaaloge..

Main-What the fuck do you mean lucky ho.

Chang-Yeah Claire body parts bhi nahi millenge yahaan par humaare.

Main-Haan lucky Lund Mera.. Agar lucky he hona hota toh Sab hum khud he nikaal letey tukke se. Tereko kon puchta bhalla..

Claire-I don't know what to tell you boss you gotta do it..

Main-Fuck you.. Chang kya lagta hai..

Chang - Boss are you fucking kidding me main nahi bataane waala aapka Mann kare woh nikaal do.. Marrenge toh atleast mera Naam toh nahi aaega..


Claire-Hahaha ha. Got your ass, dumb fucks.. I am joking ye bomb bachon waala hai bhalla iska kaise nahi Pata hoga mujhe.. Last blue nikaaldo jo sabse niche hai. Timer side se..

Main-Are you sure??

Claire - 100%..Jaldi..

Maine woh blue wire nikaali jisase turant he woh timer rukk gaya..

Main-Holy fucking shit.. Fuckkk..

Ani-Thank God..

Chang-Claire I love you..

Claire-I love you too guys.. You and Ami only, fuck AP though I hate him..

Main-Thanks Claire..

Claire - Fuck you...

Main-Achaa Ek or help..

Claire-What now??

Main-So hum kind of Ek room mein trapped Hain Hua ye ki..

Claire-Shut up mujhe Matt batao kya Hua main bus help kar rahi hun tumhaari..

Main-OH yeah.. Sorry.. 2 help caahiye, first Listen hum Ek room mein hain jiska gate nahi khullega.. Toh iss bomb kaa Ek mini bomb kaise banaaein.. Jisase gate uddjaae.. And then humein bahaar nikalne se pehle baaki Sab bhi udaana hai so 2 explosion caahiye Ek mini and Ek huge..

Claire-Easy hai niche jo explosive hai usme rdx ied yaa dynamite hoga.. Dikhaao.. Cover hataao.. maachis Toh obviously hogi he..

Main-Yep..

Claire-Perfect warna or tareeka bataati..

Chang ne cover hataaya.. Toh uss box mein bahot saare chotey chotey compartments they jinmein explosive material tha..

Claire-Perfect.. Chang isme se last box kaa material nikaal dey uski wiring hataake.. Dhyaan rahe baaki ki wires nahi hattni caahiye warna big blast nahi hoga keval last compartment ki..

Chang-Boss light Dikhaao jarra..

Maine apne phone ki Light on ki..

Claire-Easy easy..

Chang - Done..

Claire-Aaram se hath mein fatt jaaega woh..

Chang-What the fuck..

Claire-Just kidding...Ab Isko ek kapde mein lapetto..

Chang-Boss iss Javed ki shirt nikaalo toh..

Main-Shirt Kaa kya karega ye kapda haina ye chalega?? Ye easily jallega bhi..

Claire-Yep tightly lapeto and jiss side wiring hai uss side jyaada kapda hona chaahiye..

Wahaan ek bada saa kappada tha jo easily jall Jaane waala tha Chang ne woh lapetta uss explosive k Uppar..

Chang-Ye sahi hai??

Claire-Yep perfect.. Ab isko darwaaje se sattaake rakho and isme aag lagake atleast 10 kadam piche aajaao.. Jaldi woh bhi..

Chang ne woh door k pass rakha and main aag lagaane laga or lagaatey he piche bhaaga..

Chang-Boss aag lagi bhi nahi theek se.. Itana kya darr rahe ho.

Main-Tu lagale fir ye le..

Chang - You are good Jaao Jaao..

Main waapis usske pass aaya abki baar aag lagaai ek dum ache se and waapis piche Bhaag gaya..

Claire-Yes ye perfect hai. Get back now..

Kaafi lamba kapda tha woh toh aag failne Mein time laga lekin jaise he faili toh bc pura kapda jall utha..

Chang-Claire Fattega yaa nnn... Nn

Chang bich Mein he rukk gaya kyunki tab hua ek blast jo itana heavy nahi tha but uski shock wave Humein Yahaan takk feel hui holy fuck. Or ussne gate k niche waale part ko faad he diya like gate kaa niche kaa hissa gayab tha lekin Uppar kaa still Baaki tha. Lekin ye kaafi tha bahaar nikalne k liye..

Claire-Booommmmm..

Main - Gajab.. Ab ye Baaki ko explode karne kaa kya scene hai??

Claire-Ye toh or bhi simple hai.. Listen Timer side se jitani bhi wires nikaali hain usme dono nikaali hui red wires lagaado and remember timer turant start hojaaega or maximum 3 or minimum 2 minutes ka time ho shakta hai toh ek banda rukko and Baaki Bhaag Jaao Pehle he Taaki uss door mein he naa attak Jaao..

Chang-Main karta hun guys tumlog gate se nikalke bahaar wait karo..

Ami-Cool..

Main-Dhyaan se..

Main or Ami door k niche se latekar nikale or wahin khaddey hoke dekhne lage andar ki taraf, khaddey hoke nahi baithkar actually.. Phone andar Chang k pass tha Claire bata rahi thi usko... Turant he Humein Chang gate ki taraf aata dikhaai diya..

Chang - 1 minutes 50 seconds..

Chang gate se bahaar nikalta hua bola..

Claire-Toh gadho bhaago bahot durr takk Shockwave Jaane waali hai hatto wahaan se..

Chang k bahaar aatey he humlog bhaage waapis uss side Jahaan se aae they humlog Gaadi k pass aake rukke usase Pehle piche mudde takk nahi..

Main-Holy fuck that was a long run..

Ami-Fata toh nahi..

Chang-Yeah wtf Claire.

Claire-Tumlog ko maalum haina tumlog keval 45 seconds he bhaage ho Yahaan takk.. Yaani bomb Mein Ek minute or Baaki hai abhi..

Chang-What the fuck mujhe laga 2 minutes se jyaada toh Bhaag he liye..

Claire - Nice..

Hum munh faade uss taraf dekh rahe they ki bc ab fatega ab fatega..

Claire-In 5...4...3...2...1.....Boooommmmmmm...

Or jaise he Claire Rukki tab hua wahaan blast woh bhi bahot he bhayanak literally Yahaan takk feel hua Humein bhenchod or sound itani thi ki bc kaan fatt jaayein..Kaano Mein "BEeeeppppppp" He reh gayi.. Even Shockwave se Gaadi k sensors takk active hogaye fuck..

Main-Holy fucking shit..

Ami-Fucking hell..

Chang-Agar hum wahaan hotey toh kuch naa bachne waala tha..

Main-True, next janam ki death bhi yahin hojaati..

Holy fuck that would've been the worst way to die.. But we survived halwa thodi hai bc..

Continued..

Ultimate update hai bhai maza aa gaya aur Claire ne to Kamal hi kar diya warna aj hi story ka the end ho jata thanks Claire story bachane ke liye

Ek chiz manna padega ki koi bhi AP Ko asani se mana nahi kar pata

Awesome bro


Waiting for the next update bro

 

[Chinturocky]

Behtareen update,
Sala her koi AP ko gali hi kyon deta hai.

 

[Nevil singh]

Update-196(Claire Coming In Clutch)


​

Ami - What the fuck is this.. Boss ye koi normal bomb nahi hai wires dekho kitani hain what the fuck..

Chang - Boss sach kaha tha ussne itana bada explosion hoga ki aas pass sab khatam hai..

Javed-. Kkkyaa hum Marr jaaenge..

Main-Teri Maa ki chut bhen k lawde..

Maine maara uske munh par punch woh girra piche Jaake..

Main-Bhosdk kaise defuse hoga ye..

Javed -. Mm. Mmmuhjhe toh pata bhi nahi ye Yahaan kaise aaya..

Main-Iss jagah se bahaar nikalne kaa koi or raasta..

Javed-. Nanaahi..Bus gate he hain or unki keys keval unke pass he thi..

Main-Bhosdk fir gand marwaane ko unke piche padda tha tu maadarchod..

Ami-Boss..10 minutes and 50 seconds..

Javed-Ppplease.. Bachaa lo mujhe.. Plllplease...

Maine dekha uss bomb ko toh bahot jyaada awkward tha woh. Bhenchod movies Mein toh easy hota hai red wire hataao and defuse hogaya.. Yahaan toh bhenchod 6 toh red wires thi.. 5 blue.. 5 green and 5 white.. What the fuck is this..

Ami-Boss.. Think.. Aise marrne kaa plan nahi hai mera..

Chang - Ek he option hai.. Boss..

Main-Kya??

Chang-Boss..

Main-Oh hell no bhenchod Main Claire ko call nahi karne waala.. No fucking way..

Chang-Kya Matlab no way.. Itane chithaddey hojaaenge ki samjh naa aaegi uthane waalon ko kon ladies tha or kon gents..

Ami-Maine call kardiya hai here you go..

Main-Main Baat nahi karunga..Nope tu kar..

Ami-Boss tum ho, shut the fuck up.Nashe se bahaar nikalo hum marrne waale hain..

Main-Arrey woh sunegi he nahi..

Chang-Jab bataaoge marrne waale hain toh for sure sunegi..

Main-And then woh ek favour maang legi.. Uska favour gand Mein Jaake lagta hai pata haina..

Chang-Jinda rahe tab naa kuch lagega..

Ami-Baat karo..baat karo..

Javed-Bhai karr naa..Please..

Maine Phone liya jo speaker par tha.. Saamne se ek ladki ki jaani pehchaani awaaj aai.. Jo Claire ki thi..

Claire - Hello..

Main-Hello.. Hey Claire..

Claire-Oh You mother fucker.. You peice of shit how dare you call me.. Fuck you.. Fuck you..

Call disconnected..

Main-Dekha..

Chang-Kya dekha call her again.. What the fuck do you mean dekha. Circus chal raha hai idhar.. Boss quick. Fucking quick..

So situation thodi serious thi time 9 minutes k aas pass tha toh Maine dobara call kiya ussne cut kiya maine again kiya ussne fir cut kiya.. 4th time uthaya ussne..

Main-Listen hear me out please.. Claire don't cut the phone.. I am sorry maine itana early morning disturb kiya tumhe but..

Claire-Early morning AP 11 baje hain suhbah k ye early nahi hota..

Main-Oh sorry main bhull gaya tha you are in Australia..

Claire-Yeah jaise tum bhool gaye they mujhe last time or main ye so call jail Mein fans gayi.. Fuck you..

Chang-(Chilaake) Claire we are fucking dying over here so please help please..

Ami-Yeah Claire we are kind of fucked up..

Claire - Main sath hoti toh aisi situation nahi aati.. Kya hua..??

Main- Zombies aaye hain help karegi?? Tu ek Bomb Disposal Specialist hai tujhse or kya help maangunga main.

Claire-Ye attitude dikhaana hai toh rakhti hun main phone..

Main-No no.. Sorry i am sorry. Listen Yahaan ek bomb hai like bahot bada bomb wires timers beep beeps and lots of explosives..

Claire - Let me see.. Video call karo.

Maine usko Video call ki..

Claire-What the fuck.. You look like..

Main-2.0 I know tu ye dekh..

Maine back camera set kiya and usko bomb dikhaya..

Claire-Oh shit 8 minutes Baaki hain..

Main-No shit sherlock woh dikh raha hai bomb dekh tu.

Claire-Timer k Uppar dikhaao..Ab ye jahan wires Jaa rahi hain woh dikhaao.. Perfect perfect.. Rukkko.. Stop.. Stop.. Hmmm... Ek baar backside dikhaao bina touch kiye.... Haan perfect.. Thoda niche.. Ok done. So i have some bad news isme itane explosives hain ki 50-60 meter radius Mein Kuch naa bachega..

Main-Claire get to the fucking point.. Agar ek or bakwas Baat ki tune i swear main phone cut karke yahin Marr jaaunga..

Claire-Whatever..mere kaam ki kadar hoti toh main Australia Mein Nahi hoti..

Javed - Behan plese..jarra c help Marr jaavenge him..

Claire - Who the fuck is that..

Main-No one tu bata defuse kaise hoga..

Claire-So As you know ye ek time bomb hai or ussme sabse important part hota hai Explosive Charge toh Humein..

Javed-Behan jaldi..

Claire-Chang Ami can you please shoot this guy he is annoying as fuck.. Quick..

Ami ne turant Javed ko goli maari khopdi Mein..

Main-Nice..

Claire-Perfect.. Now Humein wiring k through charge ko disable karna hai.. Ab good news hai iska timer alag se banaaya gaya hai toh ye easily defuse hojaaega..

Main-Ok..Kya karun ??

Claire-dhyaan se suno or one step at a time karna ..Jo right red wire hai uske Upper end ko disconnect karna hai..

Maine Phone Ami ko diya or bomb ki taraf aaya..

Main-Ye waala..

Claire-Yep.. Slowly karna agar galat wire hatti toh rest in pieces hojaaoge..

Maine woh wire khinchi toh Nikal aai woh ..

Claire-Now Jo iss guche mein last red wire hai jo blue se touch kar rahi hai ..Haan ye waali isko lower end se disconnect karo niche takk pakkad k jaao isko and niche se disconnect karo..

Main uss wire ko niche takk leke gaya and niche se disconnect kardiya..

Claire-Perfect so 2 reds hogayi baaki sab colours ki ek ek he disconnect karni hai Ek white ek green and 1 blue..

Main-Ok blue se suru karein ??

Claire-No idiot blue last mein .. pehle red then green then white and then blue.. OK ab dekho green wire jo direct timer se connected Hai..

Main-Ye?

Claire-Yep.. Isko timer se detach Karo..

Main-OK.. Done.. Bhenchod ye rukk kyun nahi raha itani wires toh nikaal di..

Claire-Woh 5on wires k baad he rukkega. Ab dekho white wire Hai jo sabse alag jo red nikali hui Hai uske uppar white Hai jo.

Main - Ye??

Claire-Yes.. Iske lower end ko detach karna Hai.

Main-OK.. Pakkad k end takk jaaun Matlab..

Claire-Yes..

Main-Done..

Claire-So Ab Thoda tricky part Hai last wire Hai blue or main kind of confused hun konsi nikaalni Hai.. Ek kaam Karo sabse niche jo blue hai woh nikaaldo.. I know lucky ho tum sahi he nikaaloge..

Main-What the fuck do you mean lucky ho.

Chang-Yeah Claire body parts bhi nahi millenge yahaan par humaare.

Main-Haan lucky Lund Mera.. Agar lucky he hona hota toh Sab hum khud he nikaal letey tukke se. Tereko kon puchta bhalla..

Claire-I don't know what to tell you boss you gotta do it..

Main-Fuck you.. Chang kya lagta hai..

Chang - Boss are you fucking kidding me main nahi bataane waala aapka Mann kare woh nikaal do.. Marrenge toh atleast mera Naam toh nahi aaega..


Claire-Hahaha ha. Got your ass, dumb fucks.. I am joking ye bomb bachon waala hai bhalla iska kaise nahi Pata hoga mujhe.. Last blue nikaaldo jo sabse niche hai. Timer side se..

Main-Are you sure??

Claire - 100%..Jaldi..

Maine woh blue wire nikaali jisase turant he woh timer rukk gaya..

Main-Holy fucking shit.. Fuckkk..

Ani-Thank God..

Chang-Claire I love you..

Claire-I love you too guys.. You and Ami only, fuck AP though I hate him..

Main-Thanks Claire..

Claire - Fuck you...

Main-Achaa Ek or help..

Claire-What now??

Main-So hum kind of Ek room mein trapped Hain Hua ye ki..

Claire-Shut up mujhe Matt batao kya Hua main bus help kar rahi hun tumhaari..

Main-OH yeah.. Sorry.. 2 help caahiye, first Listen hum Ek room mein hain jiska gate nahi khullega.. Toh iss bomb kaa Ek mini bomb kaise banaaein.. Jisase gate uddjaae.. And then humein bahaar nikalne se pehle baaki Sab bhi udaana hai so 2 explosion caahiye Ek mini and Ek huge..

Claire-Easy hai niche jo explosive hai usme rdx ied yaa dynamite hoga.. Dikhaao.. Cover hataao.. maachis Toh obviously hogi he..

Main-Yep..

Claire-Perfect warna or tareeka bataati..

Chang ne cover hataaya.. Toh uss box mein bahot saare chotey chotey compartments they jinmein explosive material tha..

Claire-Perfect.. Chang isme se last box kaa material nikaal dey uski wiring hataake.. Dhyaan rahe baaki ki wires nahi hattni caahiye warna big blast nahi hoga keval last compartment ki..

Chang-Boss light Dikhaao jarra..

Maine apne phone ki Light on ki..

Claire-Easy easy..

Chang - Done..

Claire-Aaram se hath mein fatt jaaega woh..

Chang-What the fuck..

Claire-Just kidding...Ab Isko ek kapde mein lapetto..

Chang-Boss iss Javed ki shirt nikaalo toh..

Main-Shirt Kaa kya karega ye kapda haina ye chalega?? Ye easily jallega bhi..

Claire-Yep tightly lapeto and jiss side wiring hai uss side jyaada kapda hona chaahiye..

Wahaan ek bada saa kappada tha jo easily jall Jaane waala tha Chang ne woh lapetta uss explosive k Uppar..

Chang-Ye sahi hai??

Claire-Yep perfect.. Ab isko darwaaje se sattaake rakho and isme aag lagake atleast 10 kadam piche aajaao.. Jaldi woh bhi..

Chang ne woh door k pass rakha and main aag lagaane laga or lagaatey he piche bhaaga..

Chang-Boss aag lagi bhi nahi theek se.. Itana kya darr rahe ho.

Main-Tu lagale fir ye le..

Chang - You are good Jaao Jaao..

Main waapis usske pass aaya abki baar aag lagaai ek dum ache se and waapis piche Bhaag gaya..

Claire-Yes ye perfect hai. Get back now..

Kaafi lamba kapda tha woh toh aag failne Mein time laga lekin jaise he faili toh bc pura kapda jall utha..

Chang-Claire Fattega yaa nnn... Nn

Chang bich Mein he rukk gaya kyunki tab hua ek blast jo itana heavy nahi tha but uski shock wave Humein Yahaan takk feel hui holy fuck. Or ussne gate k niche waale part ko faad he diya like gate kaa niche kaa hissa gayab tha lekin Uppar kaa still Baaki tha. Lekin ye kaafi tha bahaar nikalne k liye..

Claire-Booommmmm..

Main - Gajab.. Ab ye Baaki ko explode karne kaa kya scene hai??

Claire-Ye toh or bhi simple hai.. Listen Timer side se jitani bhi wires nikaali hain usme dono nikaali hui red wires lagaado and remember timer turant start hojaaega or maximum 3 or minimum 2 minutes ka time ho shakta hai toh ek banda rukko and Baaki Bhaag Jaao Pehle he Taaki uss door mein he naa attak Jaao..

Chang-Main karta hun guys tumlog gate se nikalke bahaar wait karo..

Ami-Cool..

Main-Dhyaan se..

Main or Ami door k niche se latekar nikale or wahin khaddey hoke dekhne lage andar ki taraf, khaddey hoke nahi baithkar actually.. Phone andar Chang k pass tha Claire bata rahi thi usko... Turant he Humein Chang gate ki taraf aata dikhaai diya..

Chang - 1 minutes 50 seconds..

Chang gate se bahaar nikalta hua bola..

Claire-Toh gadho bhaago bahot durr takk Shockwave Jaane waali hai hatto wahaan se..

Chang k bahaar aatey he humlog bhaage waapis uss side Jahaan se aae they humlog Gaadi k pass aake rukke usase Pehle piche mudde takk nahi..

Main-Holy fuck that was a long run..

Ami-Fata toh nahi..

Chang-Yeah wtf Claire.

Claire-Tumlog ko maalum haina tumlog keval 45 seconds he bhaage ho Yahaan takk.. Yaani bomb Mein Ek minute or Baaki hai abhi..

Chang-What the fuck mujhe laga 2 minutes se jyaada toh Bhaag he liye..

Claire - Nice..

Hum munh faade uss taraf dekh rahe they ki bc ab fatega ab fatega..

Claire-In 5...4...3...2...1.....Boooommmmmmm...

Or jaise he Claire Rukki tab hua wahaan blast woh bhi bahot he bhayanak literally Yahaan takk feel hua Humein bhenchod or sound itani thi ki bc kaan fatt jaayein..Kaano Mein "BEeeeppppppp" He reh gayi.. Even Shockwave se Gaadi k sensors takk active hogaye fuck..

Main-Holy fucking shit..

Ami-Fucking hell..

Chang-Agar hum wahaan hotey toh kuch naa bachne waala tha..

Main-True, next janam ki death bhi yahin hojaati..

Holy fuck that would've been the worst way to die.. But we survived halwa thodi hai bc..

Continued..

Dashing update dost

 

[RAJIV SHAW]

Super update hai Bhai

 

[ragish7357]

superbb update bro

 

[A.B.KING]

Excellent update

 

[Naik]

Bach gaye bhayya sab bach gaye
Bahot shaandaar mazedaar damdaar dhanywad lajawab update bhai

 

[Awan Badshah]

Update-196(Claire Coming In Clutch)


​

Ami - What the fuck is this.. Boss ye koi normal bomb nahi hai wires dekho kitani hain what the fuck..

Chang - Boss sach kaha tha ussne itana bada explosion hoga ki aas pass sab khatam hai..

Javed-. Kkkyaa hum Marr jaaenge..

Main-Teri Maa ki chut bhen k lawde..

Maine maara uske munh par punch woh girra piche Jaake..

Main-Bhosdk kaise defuse hoga ye..

Javed -. Mm. Mmmuhjhe toh pata bhi nahi ye Yahaan kaise aaya..

Main-Iss jagah se bahaar nikalne kaa koi or raasta..

Javed-. Nanaahi..Bus gate he hain or unki keys keval unke pass he thi..

Main-Bhosdk fir gand marwaane ko unke piche padda tha tu maadarchod..

Ami-Boss..10 minutes and 50 seconds..

Javed-Ppplease.. Bachaa lo mujhe.. Plllplease...

Maine dekha uss bomb ko toh bahot jyaada awkward tha woh. Bhenchod movies Mein toh easy hota hai red wire hataao and defuse hogaya.. Yahaan toh bhenchod 6 toh red wires thi.. 5 blue.. 5 green and 5 white.. What the fuck is this..

Ami-Boss.. Think.. Aise marrne kaa plan nahi hai mera..

Chang - Ek he option hai.. Boss..

Main-Kya??

Chang-Boss..

Main-Oh hell no bhenchod Main Claire ko call nahi karne waala.. No fucking way..

Chang-Kya Matlab no way.. Itane chithaddey hojaaenge ki samjh naa aaegi uthane waalon ko kon ladies tha or kon gents..

Ami-Maine call kardiya hai here you go..

Main-Main Baat nahi karunga..Nope tu kar..

Ami-Boss tum ho, shut the fuck up.Nashe se bahaar nikalo hum marrne waale hain..

Main-Arrey woh sunegi he nahi..

Chang-Jab bataaoge marrne waale hain toh for sure sunegi..

Main-And then woh ek favour maang legi.. Uska favour gand Mein Jaake lagta hai pata haina..

Chang-Jinda rahe tab naa kuch lagega..

Ami-Baat karo..baat karo..

Javed-Bhai karr naa..Please..

Maine Phone liya jo speaker par tha.. Saamne se ek ladki ki jaani pehchaani awaaj aai.. Jo Claire ki thi..

Claire - Hello..

Main-Hello.. Hey Claire..

Claire-Oh You mother fucker.. You peice of shit how dare you call me.. Fuck you.. Fuck you..

Call disconnected..

Main-Dekha..

Chang-Kya dekha call her again.. What the fuck do you mean dekha. Circus chal raha hai idhar.. Boss quick. Fucking quick..

So situation thodi serious thi time 9 minutes k aas pass tha toh Maine dobara call kiya ussne cut kiya maine again kiya ussne fir cut kiya.. 4th time uthaya ussne..

Main-Listen hear me out please.. Claire don't cut the phone.. I am sorry maine itana early morning disturb kiya tumhe but..

Claire-Early morning AP 11 baje hain suhbah k ye early nahi hota..

Main-Oh sorry main bhull gaya tha you are in Australia..

Claire-Yeah jaise tum bhool gaye they mujhe last time or main ye so call jail Mein fans gayi.. Fuck you..

Chang-(Chilaake) Claire we are fucking dying over here so please help please..

Ami-Yeah Claire we are kind of fucked up..

Claire - Main sath hoti toh aisi situation nahi aati.. Kya hua..??

Main- Zombies aaye hain help karegi?? Tu ek Bomb Disposal Specialist hai tujhse or kya help maangunga main.

Claire-Ye attitude dikhaana hai toh rakhti hun main phone..

Main-No no.. Sorry i am sorry. Listen Yahaan ek bomb hai like bahot bada bomb wires timers beep beeps and lots of explosives..

Claire - Let me see.. Video call karo.

Maine usko Video call ki..

Claire-What the fuck.. You look like..

Main-2.0 I know tu ye dekh..

Maine back camera set kiya and usko bomb dikhaya..

Claire-Oh shit 8 minutes Baaki hain..

Main-No shit sherlock woh dikh raha hai bomb dekh tu.

Claire-Timer k Uppar dikhaao..Ab ye jahan wires Jaa rahi hain woh dikhaao.. Perfect perfect.. Rukkko.. Stop.. Stop.. Hmmm... Ek baar backside dikhaao bina touch kiye.... Haan perfect.. Thoda niche.. Ok done. So i have some bad news isme itane explosives hain ki 50-60 meter radius Mein Kuch naa bachega..

Main-Claire get to the fucking point.. Agar ek or bakwas Baat ki tune i swear main phone cut karke yahin Marr jaaunga..

Claire-Whatever..mere kaam ki kadar hoti toh main Australia Mein Nahi hoti..

Javed - Behan plese..jarra c help Marr jaavenge him..

Claire - Who the fuck is that..

Main-No one tu bata defuse kaise hoga..

Claire-So As you know ye ek time bomb hai or ussme sabse important part hota hai Explosive Charge toh Humein..

Javed-Behan jaldi..

Claire-Chang Ami can you please shoot this guy he is annoying as fuck.. Quick..

Ami ne turant Javed ko goli maari khopdi Mein..

Main-Nice..

Claire-Perfect.. Now Humein wiring k through charge ko disable karna hai.. Ab good news hai iska timer alag se banaaya gaya hai toh ye easily defuse hojaaega..

Main-Ok..Kya karun ??

Claire-dhyaan se suno or one step at a time karna ..Jo right red wire hai uske Upper end ko disconnect karna hai..

Maine Phone Ami ko diya or bomb ki taraf aaya..

Main-Ye waala..

Claire-Yep.. Slowly karna agar galat wire hatti toh rest in pieces hojaaoge..

Maine woh wire khinchi toh Nikal aai woh ..

Claire-Now Jo iss guche mein last red wire hai jo blue se touch kar rahi hai ..Haan ye waali isko lower end se disconnect karo niche takk pakkad k jaao isko and niche se disconnect karo..

Main uss wire ko niche takk leke gaya and niche se disconnect kardiya..

Claire-Perfect so 2 reds hogayi baaki sab colours ki ek ek he disconnect karni hai Ek white ek green and 1 blue..

Main-Ok blue se suru karein ??

Claire-No idiot blue last mein .. pehle red then green then white and then blue.. OK ab dekho green wire jo direct timer se connected Hai..

Main-Ye?

Claire-Yep.. Isko timer se detach Karo..

Main-OK.. Done.. Bhenchod ye rukk kyun nahi raha itani wires toh nikaal di..

Claire-Woh 5on wires k baad he rukkega. Ab dekho white wire Hai jo sabse alag jo red nikali hui Hai uske uppar white Hai jo.

Main - Ye??

Claire-Yes.. Iske lower end ko detach karna Hai.

Main-OK.. Pakkad k end takk jaaun Matlab..

Claire-Yes..

Main-Done..

Claire-So Ab Thoda tricky part Hai last wire Hai blue or main kind of confused hun konsi nikaalni Hai.. Ek kaam Karo sabse niche jo blue hai woh nikaaldo.. I know lucky ho tum sahi he nikaaloge..

Main-What the fuck do you mean lucky ho.

Chang-Yeah Claire body parts bhi nahi millenge yahaan par humaare.

Main-Haan lucky Lund Mera.. Agar lucky he hona hota toh Sab hum khud he nikaal letey tukke se. Tereko kon puchta bhalla..

Claire-I don't know what to tell you boss you gotta do it..

Main-Fuck you.. Chang kya lagta hai..

Chang - Boss are you fucking kidding me main nahi bataane waala aapka Mann kare woh nikaal do.. Marrenge toh atleast mera Naam toh nahi aaega..


Claire-Hahaha ha. Got your ass, dumb fucks.. I am joking ye bomb bachon waala hai bhalla iska kaise nahi Pata hoga mujhe.. Last blue nikaaldo jo sabse niche hai. Timer side se..

Main-Are you sure??

Claire - 100%..Jaldi..

Maine woh blue wire nikaali jisase turant he woh timer rukk gaya..

Main-Holy fucking shit.. Fuckkk..

Ani-Thank God..

Chang-Claire I love you..

Claire-I love you too guys.. You and Ami only, fuck AP though I hate him..

Main-Thanks Claire..

Claire - Fuck you...

Main-Achaa Ek or help..

Claire-What now??

Main-So hum kind of Ek room mein trapped Hain Hua ye ki..

Claire-Shut up mujhe Matt batao kya Hua main bus help kar rahi hun tumhaari..

Main-OH yeah.. Sorry.. 2 help caahiye, first Listen hum Ek room mein hain jiska gate nahi khullega.. Toh iss bomb kaa Ek mini bomb kaise banaaein.. Jisase gate uddjaae.. And then humein bahaar nikalne se pehle baaki Sab bhi udaana hai so 2 explosion caahiye Ek mini and Ek huge..

Claire-Easy hai niche jo explosive hai usme rdx ied yaa dynamite hoga.. Dikhaao.. Cover hataao.. maachis Toh obviously hogi he..

Main-Yep..

Claire-Perfect warna or tareeka bataati..

Chang ne cover hataaya.. Toh uss box mein bahot saare chotey chotey compartments they jinmein explosive material tha..

Claire-Perfect.. Chang isme se last box kaa material nikaal dey uski wiring hataake.. Dhyaan rahe baaki ki wires nahi hattni caahiye warna big blast nahi hoga keval last compartment ki..

Chang-Boss light Dikhaao jarra..

Maine apne phone ki Light on ki..

Claire-Easy easy..

Chang - Done..

Claire-Aaram se hath mein fatt jaaega woh..

Chang-What the fuck..

Claire-Just kidding...Ab Isko ek kapde mein lapetto..

Chang-Boss iss Javed ki shirt nikaalo toh..

Main-Shirt Kaa kya karega ye kapda haina ye chalega?? Ye easily jallega bhi..

Claire-Yep tightly lapeto and jiss side wiring hai uss side jyaada kapda hona chaahiye..

Wahaan ek bada saa kappada tha jo easily jall Jaane waala tha Chang ne woh lapetta uss explosive k Uppar..

Chang-Ye sahi hai??

Claire-Yep perfect.. Ab isko darwaaje se sattaake rakho and isme aag lagake atleast 10 kadam piche aajaao.. Jaldi woh bhi..

Chang ne woh door k pass rakha and main aag lagaane laga or lagaatey he piche bhaaga..

Chang-Boss aag lagi bhi nahi theek se.. Itana kya darr rahe ho.

Main-Tu lagale fir ye le..

Chang - You are good Jaao Jaao..

Main waapis usske pass aaya abki baar aag lagaai ek dum ache se and waapis piche Bhaag gaya..

Claire-Yes ye perfect hai. Get back now..

Kaafi lamba kapda tha woh toh aag failne Mein time laga lekin jaise he faili toh bc pura kapda jall utha..

Chang-Claire Fattega yaa nnn... Nn

Chang bich Mein he rukk gaya kyunki tab hua ek blast jo itana heavy nahi tha but uski shock wave Humein Yahaan takk feel hui holy fuck. Or ussne gate k niche waale part ko faad he diya like gate kaa niche kaa hissa gayab tha lekin Uppar kaa still Baaki tha. Lekin ye kaafi tha bahaar nikalne k liye..

Claire-Booommmmm..

Main - Gajab.. Ab ye Baaki ko explode karne kaa kya scene hai??

Claire-Ye toh or bhi simple hai.. Listen Timer side se jitani bhi wires nikaali hain usme dono nikaali hui red wires lagaado and remember timer turant start hojaaega or maximum 3 or minimum 2 minutes ka time ho shakta hai toh ek banda rukko and Baaki Bhaag Jaao Pehle he Taaki uss door mein he naa attak Jaao..

Chang-Main karta hun guys tumlog gate se nikalke bahaar wait karo..

Ami-Cool..

Main-Dhyaan se..

Main or Ami door k niche se latekar nikale or wahin khaddey hoke dekhne lage andar ki taraf, khaddey hoke nahi baithkar actually.. Phone andar Chang k pass tha Claire bata rahi thi usko... Turant he Humein Chang gate ki taraf aata dikhaai diya..

Chang - 1 minutes 50 seconds..

Chang gate se bahaar nikalta hua bola..

Claire-Toh gadho bhaago bahot durr takk Shockwave Jaane waali hai hatto wahaan se..

Chang k bahaar aatey he humlog bhaage waapis uss side Jahaan se aae they humlog Gaadi k pass aake rukke usase Pehle piche mudde takk nahi..

Main-Holy fuck that was a long run..

Ami-Fata toh nahi..

Chang-Yeah wtf Claire.

Claire-Tumlog ko maalum haina tumlog keval 45 seconds he bhaage ho Yahaan takk.. Yaani bomb Mein Ek minute or Baaki hai abhi..

Chang-What the fuck mujhe laga 2 minutes se jyaada toh Bhaag he liye..

Claire - Nice..

Hum munh faade uss taraf dekh rahe they ki bc ab fatega ab fatega..

Claire-In 5...4...3...2...1.....Boooommmmmmm...

Or jaise he Claire Rukki tab hua wahaan blast woh bhi bahot he bhayanak literally Yahaan takk feel hua Humein bhenchod or sound itani thi ki bc kaan fatt jaayein..Kaano Mein "BEeeeppppppp" He reh gayi.. Even Shockwave se Gaadi k sensors takk active hogaye fuck..

Main-Holy fucking shit..

Ami-Fucking hell..

Chang-Agar hum wahaan hotey toh kuch naa bachne waala tha..

Main-True, next janam ki death bhi yahin hojaati..

Holy fuck that would've been the worst way to die.. But we survived halwa thodi hai bc..

Continued..

Fantastic update