Thriller Waah! Life Ho Toh Aisi - The Merchant Of Death ( COMPLETED )

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WLHTA - The Serpent Of Underworld

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Neha-Ankit kya jarurat thi ye sab karne ki..

Main-I hate when people disrespect my friends.. Also he doesn't deserve you so sahi kiya tumne isko chhodke..

Neha-Thanks for the confidence..

Ye bolke ussne mujhe hug kiya..

Main-No problem.. Chalo tum aata hun main..

Ye sun woh mujhse alag hui or wahan se bahaar nikal gayi..

Akshay-J Baat sir..

Main-Nahi be keval friend hai woh.. Sochna bhi matt kuch.. Laa cigarette de..

Akshay-Lo.. Chaaye laaun?

Main-Naa..

Maine Sutta piya wahaan and waapis aaya abki baar maine sabko jaldi jaldi niptaaya bus Haan naa Mein nikaala sabko.. And finally dopehar 3 baje takk main free hogaya tha.. Chaaye or cigarettes ne mere sirr Dard ko durr rakha jo achhi Baat thi.. And finally main free hoke parking ki side aaraha tha ki wahaan mujhe Mukesh or Vikash dikh gaye unke sath Mukesh kaa bapu bhi tha jisase main mill chuka hun Pehle, inspector hai woh, still uniform Mein tha woh..

Main-Arrey aao aao Kahaan gayab they?? Acha papa bhi aaye hain..

Inspector - Namaste Ankit ji..

Main-Namaste inspector sahab kaise hain aap??

Insp-Bus same busy.. Sorry actually main ptm Mein aane waala tha but late hogaya main..

Main-Koi dikkat nahi hai main yahan hun Baaki jiss teacher se millna hain woh bhi mill he jaayenge..

Insp-Mujhe toh bus aapse he millna hai.. Neha bitiya se main mill he leta hun harr ek do din Mein..


Main-I see i see.. Chinta matt kijiye yelog bahot he acha kar rahe hain dono he bahot acha..Ab toh cigarette bandh he kardi hongi??

Mukesh-Ji sir.. Jaisa aapka hukkam tha..

Insp-Arrey ab toh yelog pure rules waale hogaye hain time se sona time se Khaana khelna kuddana.. And all..

Main-Wahi toh main bola tha inko ki padhaai toh koi bhi karlega lekin Pehle khudko sambhaalo woh jaruri hai..

Insp-Wahi main kabse sikhaana caah raha tha inko lekin ye nahi sudhare but aapne sudhaar diya..

Main-Ji ji bataaya toh tha maine mere favourite log hain ye Yahaan par toh inke liye kuch bhi.. Aap Kahaan busy chal rahe hain Aajkal??

Insp-Bus yahi chal raha hai log Marr rahe hain daily kon Maar raha hai kyun Maar raha hai koi idea nahi hai bus drugs related hai ye maalum hai..

Main-I see i see.. Well keep doing what you are doing sir. Always a pleasure..

Insp-Same sir same.. Thanks for taking the time..

Main-Ji.. Anytime..

Mukesh-Paa humlog sir k sath chale jaayenge ghar aapko duty par jaaana hoga..

Main-Yeah ofcourse aao aao..

Main un dono k sath nikala college se unko ghar drop kiya and ghar aaya kuch derr ki nind lee shyam ko utha Chang and Ami still woh farmhouse par najar rakhe hue they.. Maine unke pass call kiya...

Chang-Nothing till now boss. Bus Ek budhiya nokaraani hai 70+ age hogi ye maid hai unki iski details nikaali toh sab clean hai.. Then ek newspaper waala aata hai jo bahaar se he paper faink deta hai then ek dudh waala aata hai and uske Baad kachre waala in teeno kaa picha kiya maine toh yelog normal job kartey hain apni ghar ghar jaatey hain sab clean tha boss..

Main-Don't worry aayenge jarur aana he padega dusara option he naa hai.

Chang-Yeah I know.. Aayenge toh dharr lenge..

Main-Yess. Ek minute cut kar toh Minister Manoj kaa call aaraha hai.

Call disconnected..
Manoj kaa call aaraha tha toh maine uthaya..

Manoj-Ankit news on karo jaldi.. Bahot he urgent hai..

Main-OK..

Main bahaar hall Mein aaya tv on kiya jo already news par he tha or headline dekhte he mere munh se nikala "Oh Maadarchod"..

Kyunki Saamne meri news chal rahi thi.. Saamne screen par news waale ek video clip chala rahe they jisme Govind Bose mere baare Mein bol raha tha..

Anchor-Ji nahi ye koi majaak yaa fir koi fake news nahi hai ye video clip abhi 15 minute Pehle he social media par viral hui hai isme jo shaks aapko dikh raha hai woh koi or nahi mashoor criminal Govind Bose hai jinki mout kaafi saal Pehle hogayi thi lekin ab ye saaf hai ki woh jinda hain.. Or isase bhi shocking news aapko abhi milne waali hai ji Haan aaplog khud he dekhiye ye clip..

Video chali jissme Govind baitha tha akela..

Govind-Hello Uttarakhand bhull toh nahi gaye honge mujhe??Kyunki bhullne waale toh kaam he nahi kiye they maine.. Hahahaahh.. So jaisa ki tumlog dekh rahe ho main jinda hun mujhe kabhi kuch hua he nahi tha ye sab fake tha. So tum soch rahe hoge Kahaan Bhaag gaya tha main kya kar raha tha main toh iska Jawaab dedun, Main yahin tha Roorkee Mein Yahaan se kabhi gaya he nahi tha main kya kar raha tha?? Jo kaam adhura reh gaya tha usko pura kar raha tha or kar bhi liya.. Pichle 6 saal se tumlogon ne jo bhi drug related news suni hai woh mujhse related thi woh mere through he hua tha Uttarakhand kaa drug game mere under chal raha tha or chal he raha hai or koi kuch nahi kar paaya koi bhi nahi.. Aaj Uttarakhand kaa harr drug addict mere drugs leta hai i ended the competition a while ago now its me and only me. Lekin ye reason nahi hai mere tumsab k Saamne aane kaa woh reason toh mujhse bhi important hai bahot important actually inn sab k bich mujhe kuch aisa mill gaya jisse India kaa almost harr ek criminal dhund raha hai ji Haan.AP kaa Naam toh sabne suna he hoga bhalla kissne nahi suna hoga AP the great some people call him, North India kaa sabse bada cehra ji Haan. Usse obviously tadipaar kardiya gaya uske state se uski family ne he kiya obviously toh ab uske piche kuch nahi bacha naa Naam naa paisa naa family ki power so woh chipp gaya obviously kyunki harr criminal maarna caaahta hai usko obviously main bhi yahi caaahta hun ye nahi ki ussne mera kuch bigaad liya yaa kuch bigaad lega woh . Toh sab soch rahe hain woh Kahaan hai?? Main batata hun woh Roorkee Mein he hai sahi suna apni Roorkee Mein ye hai uski current Photo..

Ye bolke ussne meri current photo show ki camera par..

Govind-Ab Kahaan hai Roorkee Mein kaise hai ye dhundana dusaron kaa kaam hai but remember akela hai woh or uski jindagi kitani kimati hai ye sabko pata hai so thank me latter..

And video over hogayi..

Anchor-Toh suna aaplogon ne 2-2 shocking news milli hain Iss video clip se.. AP humari Roorkee Mein kyun?? Kaise?? Or Kahaan hai?? Waise Roorkee Mein rehna koi illegal nahi hai lekin fir bhi AP ko sab jaante he hain woh bina koi reason kahin bhi nahi Jaata toh unke Yahaan aane ki kya wajah hogi?? Or sabse bada issue Govind bose jinda hai or kissi ko kuch bhi nahi pata police, cbi, ncb and state government inn sab k pass kya koi Jawaab hoga?? Drugs ko kaise rokkenge ab State Government..

Manoj-Suna?? AP..

Maine Dhyaan diya toh phone still on he tha..

Main-Yeah..

Manoj-Ye sab kyun kiya ussne?? Itana risk kyun liya ussne..

Main-Risk toh lena he tha bahot he jyaada bada game khel gaya woh mere piche ab bahot log padd jaayenge jisase main usase durr hojaaunga or woh sab end karke nikal jaaega aisa plan hai uska.

Manoj-Lekin ye kaam woh bina apni identity dikhaae bhi toh kar shakta tha toh kyun Saamne aaya woh??

Main-Iske bhi kaafi reasons hain first toh usse public k Saamne toh aana he tha kyunki ab woh Andrew's k liye kaam karne waala hai or uske liye isko public k andar apna khouff bharna hai log bhull chuke they isko lekin ab sab sochenge ye kaise hogaya or ye itana aage pohanch gaya isase iski image ban jaaegi issne apni biwi k jinda hone kaa jikarr nahi kiya kyunki agar dobara past jaisi situation aai toh iski biwi ko kon dhundega?? Koi nahi.. Then agar ye bina identity dikhaae mere Yahaan aane ki khabar failaata toh kon vishwas karta?? Koi bhi nahi aisi news rojj aati hain mere baare Mein Kabhi main Delhi Mein hota hun kabhi Mumbai kabhi Pune kabhi Chennai etcetra.. toh iski Baat kon maanta?? Lekin ab sab maanenge.. Toh isse public k Saamne aana toh tha he sath sath meri aisi taisi bhi kardi issne..

Mera phone baar baar beep beep kar raha tha kyunki ek sath kaafi calls aarahe they Neha kaa Principal kaa Mukesh and Vikash kaa bhi.. Yaani inko bhi pata lag gaya tha..

Manoj-Toh issne ye kyun chupaya ki tumne iska empire khatam kardiya??

Main-Kyunki ye aisa karta toh public mere sath jaati sabko pata hai ye drugs kaa business karta hai toh maine jo kiya woh acha he kiya kisske Kehne par kiya?? Obviously Tumhaare Kehne par kiya isase Tumhaari party ko or public support millta bahot jyaada or aisa karne par mere dushman jo ab mere piche aaenge ye news sunke woh samjh jaate ki mere piche nahi Jaa shaktey kyunki State government mere sath hai.. Toh isme Usska koi faayda nahi tha issliye ussne keval ye kaha main Yahaan hun then ye news obviously Andrew's talk bhi gayi hai toh agar ye bolta ki maine uska empire khatam kardiya toh Andrew's leta he nahi isko kyunki aisa toh Namit bhatt tha he jisko maine end kardiya Andrew's ko Namit jaisa nahi Namit se laakh gunna better banda caahiye jo ye banke dikha raha hai but hai nahi.. He is smart very very very smart.. Sab plan karke kiya hai ussne..

Manoj-Then ab kya kiya jaae??

Main-sabse Pehle toh college waalon ko calm karna padega unko new story deni padegi..

Manoj- Woh toh hojaaega Actually college mein 70% shares apne ex health minister K hain Yaad hai bataaya tha unke baare Mein??

Main-Haan Haan jo Tumhaare sath tha jab tumlogon ne Govind kaa parda faash kiya tha..

Manoj-Haan party k liye ussne apni post Chhod di thi mera bahot acha dost hai toh main principal ko bula lunga or kya kehna hai tum kehna apni Baat maanani he padegi unko..

Main-Ek kaam karo aap Principal ko call karo usko or ek Neha karke madam hai un dono ko bulaao aapki haweli par abhi then mere area k ek inspector hain Rakesh Naam hai unka unko bhi bulaao. Main aaraha hun..

Manoj-Ok ok..

Call disconnected.. Mera phone baje Jaa raha tha lekin Pehle maine Chang ko call kiya..

Chang-Ji boss..

Main-Gand Marr gayi hai..

Chang - Kya hua??

Maine bataaya usko sab..

Chang - Nice dude nice.. Ye bhenchod kuch jyaada he shyaana nahi hai..

Main-Yep..

Chang-Ab??

Main-Ab nothing main Manoj k Yahaan rahunga wahaan lawda koi kuch karlega mera and tumlog ko koi dhund paaega nahi so wahin raho.. Main karta hun ilaaj iska..

Chang - OK boss..

Call disconnected..

Bhenchod bahot bada game khel gaya tha Govind bahi jyaada bada.. Koi naa maja toh ab aaega.. Lets play beta Govind..

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Update-200(Sachin)

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Govind-Haan toh Kahaan hai AP?

Rakesh-Tera Baap hai woh Baap kuttey ki mout marega tujhe woh..

Govind - Woh toh Baad ki Baat Hai and unfortunately woh dekhne k liye tu jinda nahi rahega..

Uske Baad wahaan ek goli chali.. Rakesh gaya humlog Gaadi Mein they or udhar he Jaa rahe they lekin ab koi faayda nahi tha wohlog Jaa chuke honge..

Main-Roukk le Gaadi they'll be long gone..

Chang - Yep..

Main-But jaaenge Kahaan ek kaam karo mujhe waapis ghar drop karo and tumlog inke farmhouse par najar rakho wahaan toh aana he paddega unko kyunki unke Saare documents wagairaah uss farmhouse Mein he hain toh wahaan toh jaaenge he wohlog.. Roorkee se bahaar abhi Jaa nahi shaktey wohlog toh dekh lenge kabtak bhaagenge.
Mujhe unke through unke boss takk pohanchana tha warna inn dono ko toh main literally kabhi bhi thok shakta tha..

Chang ne mujhe ghar drop kiya and woh log nikale wahaan se, ghar jaatey he main turant sogaya bc painkillers kam karne padenge bahot nind aarahi hai bhenchod nind nahi behonshi he lagaalo fuck, lekin painkiller bandh kiye toh dard Gand maardega bc. Ab meri aankh khulli subah mere mobile k bajjne se jo Principal kaa tha maine uthaya..

Prin-Hey Ankit how are you??

Main-I am ok sir bus thodi tabiyat kharaab hai.

Prin-Oh good to hear tum theek ho. Listen aaj college Mein PTM hai and Tumhaara aana bahot jaruri hai kyunki kaafi parents ki request hai ki tumse millein woh, toh tumhe aana he hoga Ankit..

Main-OK sir aajaaunga main..

Prin-Great.. 8 am it starts..

Main-I'll be a little late but I'll be there..

Prin-Sure..

Call disconnected..

Bc chala Jaata hun college Yahaan raha toh fir behonh ho jaaunga itana aalash theek nahi hai issliye main utha kapdey change karne laga. Mere sareer Mein bahot chot lagi thi but dikhne laayak nahi thi sirr Mein danda laga tha woh bhi baal set karne k Baad dikhne waala nahi tha issliye maine kapdey change kiye then painkillers liye and Gaadi leke nikala college k liye parking Mein aaya toh bc kaafi bheed thi aaj parents wagairaah kaafi aae they. Ab wahaan pohanchtey-2 mera sir Dard karne laga tha bc and chakkar bhi aarahe they painkillers ki wajah se obviously, issliye maine Akshay ko call kiya woh lawda college jarur aaya hoga, ussne phone uthaya..

Main-Kahaan hai lawde??

Akshay-College sir..

Main-Ek kaam kar main woh meeting Mein Jaa raha hun Jahaan bc pura din lagega ab tujhe karna ye hai ki harr 1 - 1.5 ghantey Mein wahaan andar mere pass aana or bolna ki mujhe bahaar koi bula raha hai tab main bolunga 2 minutes Mein aaya Iss bich tujhe ek toh kadak chaaye and 1 cigarette leke parking Mein pohanchana hai.. Karlega??

Akshay-Aapka hukmum sarr aankhon par sir.. Dont worry..

Main-Bhullne kaa nahi..

Call disconnected.. Ab main andar hall Mein gaya toh bc wahaan bahot Saare parents aaye they chud gaya pura din aaj kaa toh ab maine apna Naam dhunda and wahaan chair par Jaake baitha toh bc mere se milne bahot Saare parents aaye they. Mere aatey he silsila suru hua jo bc bahut boring tha kaisa hai mera beta, meri beti padhne Mein kaisi hai, mera beta ye hai meri beti woh bhenchod pakka diya then finally Akshay aaya mere pass same line boli ussne ki mujhe bahaar bulaaya hai uske Baad maine usko bola 2 minutes Mein aaya then woh gaya or 2 minutes baad main sabko excuse me bolke 100 ki speed se parking Mein gaya Jahaan Akshay Chaaye liye khadda tha hum dono meri Gaadi Mein baithe cigarette jalaai chaaye ki chuski Lee toh bhenchod bhayanak kadak chaaye thi dimag khull gaya ek baar toh Waah.. Finally kuch toh raahat milli..

Main-Gajab aisa ek do baar or kardey nihaal he kardega...

Akshay-Sure sir..

Main waapis andar gaya and fir meeting continue ki then ghantey bharr k baad Akshay fir aaya and main fir gaya.. Kand karke waapis aaya fresh mood k sath and then continue kiya. Third time fir aisa he hua Akshay mujhe bulaake gaya and main parking Mein gaya usase chaaye Lee he thi ki wahaan 4 bandey aaye ab mujhe laga honge koi gandu lekin woh maadarchod mujhe he ghurrne lage wahaan khaddey hoke..

Main-Yess???

Aadmi1-Remember me?? I am Sachin...

Main-Kon Sachin?? Oh neha kaa fiance... Hi usko lene aaya hai??

Sachin-Nahi tujhe kuch sikhane aaya hun..

Main - Kya?? A Akshay Jaake Neha mam ko bulaake laa toh..

Sachin-Uske piche chuppne se bachega nahi..

Akshay gaya wahaan se iska ilaaj bhi karna padega but Pehle Neha ko situation samjhaake , ye naa ho bc mujhe he ulta padd jaae ye sab..

Sachin-Tujhe kya laga tha Sachin toh chutiya hai.

Main-Nahi not at all kabhi nahi laga but aaj sure hogaya ki tu chutiya hai..

Tab Wahan Akshay k sath Neha aai..

Neha-Sachin what the hell are you doing here?? I told you it's over..

Main-Wait what?? Breakup hochuka tumhara?? What the hell..

Neha-Yeah because he is a lying scumbag who doesn't know how to treat women..

Sachin-Or you are a lying whore who sleeps with everyone behind my back..

Main-No no no no.. Stop that.. Ye Yahaan kabse tera wait kar rahi thi faithfully jabki tu abroad Mein najaane kitani ladkiyon k sath so chuka hoga and Tu isse whore bol raha hai?? Aise thodi chalega..

Sachin-Yeah she is a whore.. And ab tujhe bataunga main kya hota hai if you touch my women..

Neha-Just leave ok.. Just leave.. Or I'll call the police..

Main-Don't worry about the police Neha ye tumhe kabhi disturb nahi karega..

Ye sun ab ummein se ek bandey ne apne hathon Mein pehney knuckle dusters bhenchod ab thoda serious hona padega kyunki ye ek punch lag gaya toh haddi tutt jaaegi..

Main-Akshay meri chaaye pakkad toh.

Akshay - Hell no sir itane time Baad moukka milla hai main toh hath saaf karunga.. Mam ko dedo..

Itane Mein woh knuckle dusters waala banda aage aaya mujhe punch maarna caaha main bacha and uss cup Mein se chaaye maari uske munh k Uppar woh chilaatey hue gaya piche bikes k Uppar se niche girra or girrtey he Akshay jhapta uske Uppar ye dekh dusara banda aage aaya lekin usse aage aane he naa diya maine Pehle he di kick uske pait Mein woh wahin jukh gaya or jukhtey he maine maari laat uski taang k Uppar woh niche girra and girrtey he maara maine uske munh k Uppar bhayanak punch saale kaa thobda futt gaya ye dekh k 3rd banda toh literally Bhaag gaya wahaan se dikha he nahi bc tab Sachin darrta darrta aage aaya ussne mujhe punch maarna caaha jisse maine left hand se pakkada or right hand se diya uske munh k Uppar ek bahot he bhayanak punch woh bhenchod apne ghutano par girra tab maari maine laat uske munh k Uppar ek dum sahi jagah par saale ki naak tutt gayi hogi woh niche girr padda or girrtey he maine di uski ribs k Uppar ek or bhayanak laat saale ki ribs gayi woh chilaaya main keval ek he foot use kar raha tha dusari par pressure nahi daal raha tha agar daal deta toh uske stitches again tutt jaatey and khoon khoon hojaata bc.. Ab woh niche girra baawlon ki tarah pair maarne laga and finally ek Gaadi kaa sahara leke uthne laga ab woh apne hath bonut par rakh k uth raha tha Jahaan mujhe dikhi solid opportunity or maine Bhaag k maari usske ussi hath k bichon bich ek jordaar laat woh bhenchod kaa munh laga Gaadi k Uppar and woh Gand faad chilaatey hue niche girra Matlab uska hath tutt chukka tha ab woh second banda utha or bhaagne laga lekin bich Mein main tha..

Main-Aise kaise bhosdk leke Jaa inko..

Ye sun ussne Sachin ko uthaya Akshay ne bhi first bandey ko laal bana diya tha usko chhoda ussne..

Main-Sun be aajke Baad Neha k aas pass bhi aaya naa toh itana maardunga bc ki doctor bhi samjh naa Paaega Kahaan se jodde tereko..

Ye sun woh banda un dono ko leke 100 ki speed se bhaaga wahaan se.. Ye bhi jaruri tha bhenchod isko bahot din se chull machi thi maadarchod.. Ab mitt jaaegi..

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Superb update bro
Sachin ka matter solve hogaya superb.

 

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Amazing update

 

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Update-201(He is Smart)

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Neha-Ankit kya jarurat thi ye sab karne ki..

Main-I hate when people disrespect my friends.. Also he doesn't deserve you so sahi kiya tumne isko chhodke..

Neha-Thanks for the confidence..

Ye bolke ussne mujhe hug kiya..

Main-No problem.. Chalo tum aata hun main..

Ye sun woh mujhse alag hui or wahan se bahaar nikal gayi..

Akshay-J Baat sir..

Main-Nahi be keval friend hai woh.. Sochna bhi matt kuch.. Laa cigarette de..

Akshay-Lo.. Chaaye laaun?

Main-Naa..

Maine Sutta piya wahaan and waapis aaya abki baar maine sabko jaldi jaldi niptaaya bus Haan naa Mein nikaala sabko.. And finally dopehar 3 baje takk main free hogaya tha.. Chaaye or cigarettes ne mere sirr Dard ko durr rakha jo achhi Baat thi.. And finally main free hoke parking ki side aaraha tha ki wahaan mujhe Mukesh or Vikash dikh gaye unke sath Mukesh kaa bapu bhi tha jisase main mill chuka hun Pehle, inspector hai woh, still uniform Mein tha woh..

Main-Arrey aao aao Kahaan gayab they?? Acha papa bhi aaye hain..

Inspector - Namaste Ankit ji..

Main-Namaste inspector sahab kaise hain aap??

Insp-Bus same busy.. Sorry actually main ptm Mein aane waala tha but late hogaya main..

Main-Koi dikkat nahi hai main yahan hun Baaki jiss teacher se millna hain woh bhi mill he jaayenge..

Insp-Mujhe toh bus aapse he millna hai.. Neha bitiya se main mill he leta hun harr ek do din Mein..


Main-I see i see.. Chinta matt kijiye yelog bahot he acha kar rahe hain dono he bahot acha..Ab toh cigarette bandh he kardi hongi??

Mukesh-Ji sir.. Jaisa aapka hukkam tha..

Insp-Arrey ab toh yelog pure rules waale hogaye hain time se sona time se Khaana khelna kuddana.. And all..

Main-Wahi toh main bola tha inko ki padhaai toh koi bhi karlega lekin Pehle khudko sambhaalo woh jaruri hai..

Insp-Wahi main kabse sikhaana caah raha tha inko lekin ye nahi sudhare but aapne sudhaar diya..

Main-Ji ji bataaya toh tha maine mere favourite log hain ye Yahaan par toh inke liye kuch bhi.. Aap Kahaan busy chal rahe hain Aajkal??

Insp-Bus yahi chal raha hai log Marr rahe hain daily kon Maar raha hai kyun Maar raha hai koi idea nahi hai bus drugs related hai ye maalum hai..

Main-I see i see.. Well keep doing what you are doing sir. Always a pleasure..

Insp-Same sir same.. Thanks for taking the time..

Main-Ji.. Anytime..

Mukesh-Paa humlog sir k sath chale jaayenge ghar aapko duty par jaaana hoga..

Main-Yeah ofcourse aao aao..

Main un dono k sath nikala college se unko ghar drop kiya and ghar aaya kuch derr ki nind lee shyam ko utha Chang and Ami still woh farmhouse par najar rakhe hue they.. Maine unke pass call kiya...

Chang-Nothing till now boss. Bus Ek budhiya nokaraani hai 70+ age hogi ye maid hai unki iski details nikaali toh sab clean hai.. Then ek newspaper waala aata hai jo bahaar se he paper faink deta hai then ek dudh waala aata hai and uske Baad kachre waala in teeno kaa picha kiya maine toh yelog normal job kartey hain apni ghar ghar jaatey hain sab clean tha boss..

Main-Don't worry aayenge jarur aana he padega dusara option he naa hai.

Chang-Yeah I know.. Aayenge toh dharr lenge..

Main-Yess. Ek minute cut kar toh Minister Manoj kaa call aaraha hai.

Call disconnected..
Manoj kaa call aaraha tha toh maine uthaya..

Manoj-Ankit news on karo jaldi.. Bahot he urgent hai..

Main-OK..

Main bahaar hall Mein aaya tv on kiya jo already news par he tha or headline dekhte he mere munh se nikala "Oh Maadarchod"..

Kyunki Saamne meri news chal rahi thi.. Saamne screen par news waale ek video clip chala rahe they jisme Govind Bose mere baare Mein bol raha tha..

Anchor-Ji nahi ye koi majaak yaa fir koi fake news nahi hai ye video clip abhi 15 minute Pehle he social media par viral hui hai isme jo shaks aapko dikh raha hai woh koi or nahi mashoor criminal Govind Bose hai jinki mout kaafi saal Pehle hogayi thi lekin ab ye saaf hai ki woh jinda hain.. Or isase bhi shocking news aapko abhi milne waali hai ji Haan aaplog khud he dekhiye ye clip..

Video chali jissme Govind baitha tha akela..

Govind-Hello Uttarakhand bhull toh nahi gaye honge mujhe??Kyunki bhullne waale toh kaam he nahi kiye they maine.. Hahahaahh.. So jaisa ki tumlog dekh rahe ho main jinda hun mujhe kabhi kuch hua he nahi tha ye sab fake tha. So tum soch rahe hoge Kahaan Bhaag gaya tha main kya kar raha tha main toh iska Jawaab dedun, Main yahin tha Roorkee Mein Yahaan se kabhi gaya he nahi tha main kya kar raha tha?? Jo kaam adhura reh gaya tha usko pura kar raha tha or kar bhi liya.. Pichle 6 saal se tumlogon ne jo bhi drug related news suni hai woh mujhse related thi woh mere through he hua tha Uttarakhand kaa drug game mere under chal raha tha or chal he raha hai or koi kuch nahi kar paaya koi bhi nahi.. Aaj Uttarakhand kaa harr drug addict mere drugs leta hai i ended the competition a while ago now its me and only me. Lekin ye reason nahi hai mere tumsab k Saamne aane kaa woh reason toh mujhse bhi important hai bahot important actually inn sab k bich mujhe kuch aisa mill gaya jisse India kaa almost harr ek criminal dhund raha hai ji Haan.AP kaa Naam toh sabne suna he hoga bhalla kissne nahi suna hoga AP the great some people call him, North India kaa sabse bada cehra ji Haan. Usse obviously tadipaar kardiya gaya uske state se uski family ne he kiya obviously toh ab uske piche kuch nahi bacha naa Naam naa paisa naa family ki power so woh chipp gaya obviously kyunki harr criminal maarna caaahta hai usko obviously main bhi yahi caaahta hun ye nahi ki ussne mera kuch bigaad liya yaa kuch bigaad lega woh . Toh sab soch rahe hain woh Kahaan hai?? Main batata hun woh Roorkee Mein he hai sahi suna apni Roorkee Mein ye hai uski current Photo..

Ye bolke ussne meri current photo show ki camera par..

Govind-Ab Kahaan hai Roorkee Mein kaise hai ye dhundana dusaron kaa kaam hai but remember akela hai woh or uski jindagi kitani kimati hai ye sabko pata hai so thank me latter..

And video over hogayi..

Anchor-Toh suna aaplogon ne 2-2 shocking news milli hain Iss video clip se.. AP humari Roorkee Mein kyun?? Kaise?? Or Kahaan hai?? Waise Roorkee Mein rehna koi illegal nahi hai lekin fir bhi AP ko sab jaante he hain woh bina koi reason kahin bhi nahi Jaata toh unke Yahaan aane ki kya wajah hogi?? Or sabse bada issue Govind bose jinda hai or kissi ko kuch bhi nahi pata police, cbi, ncb and state government inn sab k pass kya koi Jawaab hoga?? Drugs ko kaise rokkenge ab State Government..

Manoj-Suna?? AP..

Maine Dhyaan diya toh phone still on he tha..

Main-Yeah..

Manoj-Ye sab kyun kiya ussne?? Itana risk kyun liya ussne..

Main-Risk toh lena he tha bahot he jyaada bada game khel gaya woh mere piche ab bahot log padd jaayenge jisase main usase durr hojaaunga or woh sab end karke nikal jaaega aisa plan hai uska.

Manoj-Lekin ye kaam woh bina apni identity dikhaae bhi toh kar shakta tha toh kyun Saamne aaya woh??

Main-Iske bhi kaafi reasons hain first toh usse public k Saamne toh aana he tha kyunki ab woh Andrew's k liye kaam karne waala hai or uske liye isko public k andar apna khouff bharna hai log bhull chuke they isko lekin ab sab sochenge ye kaise hogaya or ye itana aage pohanch gaya isase iski image ban jaaegi issne apni biwi k jinda hone kaa jikarr nahi kiya kyunki agar dobara past jaisi situation aai toh iski biwi ko kon dhundega?? Koi nahi.. Then agar ye bina identity dikhaae mere Yahaan aane ki khabar failaata toh kon vishwas karta?? Koi bhi nahi aisi news rojj aati hain mere baare Mein Kabhi main Delhi Mein hota hun kabhi Mumbai kabhi Pune kabhi Chennai etcetra.. toh iski Baat kon maanta?? Lekin ab sab maanenge.. Toh isse public k Saamne aana toh tha he sath sath meri aisi taisi bhi kardi issne..

Mera phone baar baar beep beep kar raha tha kyunki ek sath kaafi calls aarahe they Neha kaa Principal kaa Mukesh and Vikash kaa bhi.. Yaani inko bhi pata lag gaya tha..

Manoj-Toh issne ye kyun chupaya ki tumne iska empire khatam kardiya??

Main-Kyunki ye aisa karta toh public mere sath jaati sabko pata hai ye drugs kaa business karta hai toh maine jo kiya woh acha he kiya kisske Kehne par kiya?? Obviously Tumhaare Kehne par kiya isase Tumhaari party ko or public support millta bahot jyaada or aisa karne par mere dushman jo ab mere piche aaenge ye news sunke woh samjh jaate ki mere piche nahi Jaa shaktey kyunki State government mere sath hai.. Toh isme Usska koi faayda nahi tha issliye ussne keval ye kaha main Yahaan hun then ye news obviously Andrew's talk bhi gayi hai toh agar ye bolta ki maine uska empire khatam kardiya toh Andrew's leta he nahi isko kyunki aisa toh Namit bhatt tha he jisko maine end kardiya Andrew's ko Namit jaisa nahi Namit se laakh gunna better banda caahiye jo ye banke dikha raha hai but hai nahi.. He is smart very very very smart.. Sab plan karke kiya hai ussne..

Manoj-Then ab kya kiya jaae??

Main-sabse Pehle toh college waalon ko calm karna padega unko new story deni padegi..

Manoj- Woh toh hojaaega Actually college mein 70% shares apne ex health minister K hain Yaad hai bataaya tha unke baare Mein??

Main-Haan Haan jo Tumhaare sath tha jab tumlogon ne Govind kaa parda faash kiya tha..

Manoj-Haan party k liye ussne apni post Chhod di thi mera bahot acha dost hai toh main principal ko bula lunga or kya kehna hai tum kehna apni Baat maanani he padegi unko..

Main-Ek kaam karo aap Principal ko call karo usko or ek Neha karke madam hai un dono ko bulaao aapki haweli par abhi then mere area k ek inspector hain Rakesh Naam hai unka unko bhi bulaao. Main aaraha hun..

Manoj-Ok ok..

Call disconnected.. Mera phone baje Jaa raha tha lekin Pehle maine Chang ko call kiya..

Chang-Ji boss..

Main-Gand Marr gayi hai..

Chang - Kya hua??

Maine bataaya usko sab..

Chang - Nice dude nice.. Ye bhenchod kuch jyaada he shyaana nahi hai..

Main-Yep..

Chang-Ab??

Main-Ab nothing main Manoj k Yahaan rahunga wahaan lawda koi kuch karlega mera and tumlog ko koi dhund paaega nahi so wahin raho.. Main karta hun ilaaj iska..

Chang - OK boss..

Call disconnected..

Bhenchod bahot bada game khel gaya tha Govind bahi jyaada bada.. Koi naa maja toh ab aaega.. Lets play beta Govind..

Continued...

Excellent update bhai

Govind to hoshiar nikla bahut zyada .

 

[Ron10]

Update-201(He is Smart)

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Neha-Ankit kya jarurat thi ye sab karne ki..

Main-I hate when people disrespect my friends.. Also he doesn't deserve you so sahi kiya tumne isko chhodke..

Neha-Thanks for the confidence..

Ye bolke ussne mujhe hug kiya..

Main-No problem.. Chalo tum aata hun main..

Ye sun woh mujhse alag hui or wahan se bahaar nikal gayi..

Akshay-J Baat sir..

Main-Nahi be keval friend hai woh.. Sochna bhi matt kuch.. Laa cigarette de..

Akshay-Lo.. Chaaye laaun?

Main-Naa..

Maine Sutta piya wahaan and waapis aaya abki baar maine sabko jaldi jaldi niptaaya bus Haan naa Mein nikaala sabko.. And finally dopehar 3 baje takk main free hogaya tha.. Chaaye or cigarettes ne mere sirr Dard ko durr rakha jo achhi Baat thi.. And finally main free hoke parking ki side aaraha tha ki wahaan mujhe Mukesh or Vikash dikh gaye unke sath Mukesh kaa bapu bhi tha jisase main mill chuka hun Pehle, inspector hai woh, still uniform Mein tha woh..

Main-Arrey aao aao Kahaan gayab they?? Acha papa bhi aaye hain..

Inspector - Namaste Ankit ji..

Main-Namaste inspector sahab kaise hain aap??

Insp-Bus same busy.. Sorry actually main ptm Mein aane waala tha but late hogaya main..

Main-Koi dikkat nahi hai main yahan hun Baaki jiss teacher se millna hain woh bhi mill he jaayenge..

Insp-Mujhe toh bus aapse he millna hai.. Neha bitiya se main mill he leta hun harr ek do din Mein..


Main-I see i see.. Chinta matt kijiye yelog bahot he acha kar rahe hain dono he bahot acha..Ab toh cigarette bandh he kardi hongi??

Mukesh-Ji sir.. Jaisa aapka hukkam tha..

Insp-Arrey ab toh yelog pure rules waale hogaye hain time se sona time se Khaana khelna kuddana.. And all..

Main-Wahi toh main bola tha inko ki padhaai toh koi bhi karlega lekin Pehle khudko sambhaalo woh jaruri hai..

Insp-Wahi main kabse sikhaana caah raha tha inko lekin ye nahi sudhare but aapne sudhaar diya..

Main-Ji ji bataaya toh tha maine mere favourite log hain ye Yahaan par toh inke liye kuch bhi.. Aap Kahaan busy chal rahe hain Aajkal??

Insp-Bus yahi chal raha hai log Marr rahe hain daily kon Maar raha hai kyun Maar raha hai koi idea nahi hai bus drugs related hai ye maalum hai..

Main-I see i see.. Well keep doing what you are doing sir. Always a pleasure..

Insp-Same sir same.. Thanks for taking the time..

Main-Ji.. Anytime..

Mukesh-Paa humlog sir k sath chale jaayenge ghar aapko duty par jaaana hoga..

Main-Yeah ofcourse aao aao..

Main un dono k sath nikala college se unko ghar drop kiya and ghar aaya kuch derr ki nind lee shyam ko utha Chang and Ami still woh farmhouse par najar rakhe hue they.. Maine unke pass call kiya...

Chang-Nothing till now boss. Bus Ek budhiya nokaraani hai 70+ age hogi ye maid hai unki iski details nikaali toh sab clean hai.. Then ek newspaper waala aata hai jo bahaar se he paper faink deta hai then ek dudh waala aata hai and uske Baad kachre waala in teeno kaa picha kiya maine toh yelog normal job kartey hain apni ghar ghar jaatey hain sab clean tha boss..

Main-Don't worry aayenge jarur aana he padega dusara option he naa hai.

Chang-Yeah I know.. Aayenge toh dharr lenge..

Main-Yess. Ek minute cut kar toh Minister Manoj kaa call aaraha hai.

Call disconnected..
Manoj kaa call aaraha tha toh maine uthaya..

Manoj-Ankit news on karo jaldi.. Bahot he urgent hai..

Main-OK..

Main bahaar hall Mein aaya tv on kiya jo already news par he tha or headline dekhte he mere munh se nikala "Oh Maadarchod"..

Kyunki Saamne meri news chal rahi thi.. Saamne screen par news waale ek video clip chala rahe they jisme Govind Bose mere baare Mein bol raha tha..

Anchor-Ji nahi ye koi majaak yaa fir koi fake news nahi hai ye video clip abhi 15 minute Pehle he social media par viral hui hai isme jo shaks aapko dikh raha hai woh koi or nahi mashoor criminal Govind Bose hai jinki mout kaafi saal Pehle hogayi thi lekin ab ye saaf hai ki woh jinda hain.. Or isase bhi shocking news aapko abhi milne waali hai ji Haan aaplog khud he dekhiye ye clip..

Video chali jissme Govind baitha tha akela..

Govind-Hello Uttarakhand bhull toh nahi gaye honge mujhe??Kyunki bhullne waale toh kaam he nahi kiye they maine.. Hahahaahh.. So jaisa ki tumlog dekh rahe ho main jinda hun mujhe kabhi kuch hua he nahi tha ye sab fake tha. So tum soch rahe hoge Kahaan Bhaag gaya tha main kya kar raha tha main toh iska Jawaab dedun, Main yahin tha Roorkee Mein Yahaan se kabhi gaya he nahi tha main kya kar raha tha?? Jo kaam adhura reh gaya tha usko pura kar raha tha or kar bhi liya.. Pichle 6 saal se tumlogon ne jo bhi drug related news suni hai woh mujhse related thi woh mere through he hua tha Uttarakhand kaa drug game mere under chal raha tha or chal he raha hai or koi kuch nahi kar paaya koi bhi nahi.. Aaj Uttarakhand kaa harr drug addict mere drugs leta hai i ended the competition a while ago now its me and only me. Lekin ye reason nahi hai mere tumsab k Saamne aane kaa woh reason toh mujhse bhi important hai bahot important actually inn sab k bich mujhe kuch aisa mill gaya jisse India kaa almost harr ek criminal dhund raha hai ji Haan.AP kaa Naam toh sabne suna he hoga bhalla kissne nahi suna hoga AP the great some people call him, North India kaa sabse bada cehra ji Haan. Usse obviously tadipaar kardiya gaya uske state se uski family ne he kiya obviously toh ab uske piche kuch nahi bacha naa Naam naa paisa naa family ki power so woh chipp gaya obviously kyunki harr criminal maarna caaahta hai usko obviously main bhi yahi caaahta hun ye nahi ki ussne mera kuch bigaad liya yaa kuch bigaad lega woh . Toh sab soch rahe hain woh Kahaan hai?? Main batata hun woh Roorkee Mein he hai sahi suna apni Roorkee Mein ye hai uski current Photo..

Ye bolke ussne meri current photo show ki camera par..

Govind-Ab Kahaan hai Roorkee Mein kaise hai ye dhundana dusaron kaa kaam hai but remember akela hai woh or uski jindagi kitani kimati hai ye sabko pata hai so thank me latter..

And video over hogayi..

Anchor-Toh suna aaplogon ne 2-2 shocking news milli hain Iss video clip se.. AP humari Roorkee Mein kyun?? Kaise?? Or Kahaan hai?? Waise Roorkee Mein rehna koi illegal nahi hai lekin fir bhi AP ko sab jaante he hain woh bina koi reason kahin bhi nahi Jaata toh unke Yahaan aane ki kya wajah hogi?? Or sabse bada issue Govind bose jinda hai or kissi ko kuch bhi nahi pata police, cbi, ncb and state government inn sab k pass kya koi Jawaab hoga?? Drugs ko kaise rokkenge ab State Government..

Manoj-Suna?? AP..

Maine Dhyaan diya toh phone still on he tha..

Main-Yeah..

Manoj-Ye sab kyun kiya ussne?? Itana risk kyun liya ussne..

Main-Risk toh lena he tha bahot he jyaada bada game khel gaya woh mere piche ab bahot log padd jaayenge jisase main usase durr hojaaunga or woh sab end karke nikal jaaega aisa plan hai uska.

Manoj-Lekin ye kaam woh bina apni identity dikhaae bhi toh kar shakta tha toh kyun Saamne aaya woh??

Main-Iske bhi kaafi reasons hain first toh usse public k Saamne toh aana he tha kyunki ab woh Andrew's k liye kaam karne waala hai or uske liye isko public k andar apna khouff bharna hai log bhull chuke they isko lekin ab sab sochenge ye kaise hogaya or ye itana aage pohanch gaya isase iski image ban jaaegi issne apni biwi k jinda hone kaa jikarr nahi kiya kyunki agar dobara past jaisi situation aai toh iski biwi ko kon dhundega?? Koi nahi.. Then agar ye bina identity dikhaae mere Yahaan aane ki khabar failaata toh kon vishwas karta?? Koi bhi nahi aisi news rojj aati hain mere baare Mein Kabhi main Delhi Mein hota hun kabhi Mumbai kabhi Pune kabhi Chennai etcetra.. toh iski Baat kon maanta?? Lekin ab sab maanenge.. Toh isse public k Saamne aana toh tha he sath sath meri aisi taisi bhi kardi issne..

Mera phone baar baar beep beep kar raha tha kyunki ek sath kaafi calls aarahe they Neha kaa Principal kaa Mukesh and Vikash kaa bhi.. Yaani inko bhi pata lag gaya tha..

Manoj-Toh issne ye kyun chupaya ki tumne iska empire khatam kardiya??

Main-Kyunki ye aisa karta toh public mere sath jaati sabko pata hai ye drugs kaa business karta hai toh maine jo kiya woh acha he kiya kisske Kehne par kiya?? Obviously Tumhaare Kehne par kiya isase Tumhaari party ko or public support millta bahot jyaada or aisa karne par mere dushman jo ab mere piche aaenge ye news sunke woh samjh jaate ki mere piche nahi Jaa shaktey kyunki State government mere sath hai.. Toh isme Usska koi faayda nahi tha issliye ussne keval ye kaha main Yahaan hun then ye news obviously Andrew's talk bhi gayi hai toh agar ye bolta ki maine uska empire khatam kardiya toh Andrew's leta he nahi isko kyunki aisa toh Namit bhatt tha he jisko maine end kardiya Andrew's ko Namit jaisa nahi Namit se laakh gunna better banda caahiye jo ye banke dikha raha hai but hai nahi.. He is smart very very very smart.. Sab plan karke kiya hai ussne..

Manoj-Then ab kya kiya jaae??

Main-sabse Pehle toh college waalon ko calm karna padega unko new story deni padegi..

Manoj- Woh toh hojaaega Actually college mein 70% shares apne ex health minister K hain Yaad hai bataaya tha unke baare Mein??

Main-Haan Haan jo Tumhaare sath tha jab tumlogon ne Govind kaa parda faash kiya tha..

Manoj-Haan party k liye ussne apni post Chhod di thi mera bahot acha dost hai toh main principal ko bula lunga or kya kehna hai tum kehna apni Baat maanani he padegi unko..

Main-Ek kaam karo aap Principal ko call karo usko or ek Neha karke madam hai un dono ko bulaao aapki haweli par abhi then mere area k ek inspector hain Rakesh Naam hai unka unko bhi bulaao. Main aaraha hun..

Manoj-Ok ok..

Call disconnected.. Mera phone baje Jaa raha tha lekin Pehle maine Chang ko call kiya..

Chang-Ji boss..

Main-Gand Marr gayi hai..

Chang - Kya hua??

Maine bataaya usko sab..

Chang - Nice dude nice.. Ye bhenchod kuch jyaada he shyaana nahi hai..

Main-Yep..

Chang-Ab??

Main-Ab nothing main Manoj k Yahaan rahunga wahaan lawda koi kuch karlega mera and tumlog ko koi dhund paaega nahi so wahin raho.. Main karta hun ilaaj iska..

Chang - OK boss..

Call disconnected..

Bhenchod bahot bada game khel gaya tha Govind bahi jyaada bada.. Koi naa maja toh ab aaega.. Lets play beta Govind..

Continued...

BC GOVIND GOT BRAIN FOR SURE HE JUST SWITCHED THE GAME IN A DAY

 

[Rayder]

Kadak

 

[Ron10]

Update-200(Sachin)

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Govind-Haan toh Kahaan hai AP?

Rakesh-Tera Baap hai woh Baap kuttey ki mout marega tujhe woh..

Govind - Woh toh Baad ki Baat Hai and unfortunately woh dekhne k liye tu jinda nahi rahega..

Uske Baad wahaan ek goli chali.. Rakesh gaya humlog Gaadi Mein they or udhar he Jaa rahe they lekin ab koi faayda nahi tha wohlog Jaa chuke honge..

Main-Roukk le Gaadi they'll be long gone..

Chang - Yep..

Main-But jaaenge Kahaan ek kaam karo mujhe waapis ghar drop karo and tumlog inke farmhouse par najar rakho wahaan toh aana he paddega unko kyunki unke Saare documents wagairaah uss farmhouse Mein he hain toh wahaan toh jaaenge he wohlog.. Roorkee se bahaar abhi Jaa nahi shaktey wohlog toh dekh lenge kabtak bhaagenge.
Mujhe unke through unke boss takk pohanchana tha warna inn dono ko toh main literally kabhi bhi thok shakta tha..

Chang ne mujhe ghar drop kiya and woh log nikale wahaan se, ghar jaatey he main turant sogaya bc painkillers kam karne padenge bahot nind aarahi hai bhenchod nind nahi behonshi he lagaalo fuck, lekin painkiller bandh kiye toh dard Gand maardega bc. Ab meri aankh khulli subah mere mobile k bajjne se jo Principal kaa tha maine uthaya..

Prin-Hey Ankit how are you??

Main-I am ok sir bus thodi tabiyat kharaab hai.

Prin-Oh good to hear tum theek ho. Listen aaj college Mein PTM hai and Tumhaara aana bahot jaruri hai kyunki kaafi parents ki request hai ki tumse millein woh, toh tumhe aana he hoga Ankit..

Main-OK sir aajaaunga main..

Prin-Great.. 8 am it starts..

Main-I'll be a little late but I'll be there..

Prin-Sure..

Call disconnected..

Bc chala Jaata hun college Yahaan raha toh fir behonh ho jaaunga itana aalash theek nahi hai issliye main utha kapdey change karne laga. Mere sareer Mein bahot chot lagi thi but dikhne laayak nahi thi sirr Mein danda laga tha woh bhi baal set karne k Baad dikhne waala nahi tha issliye maine kapdey change kiye then painkillers liye and Gaadi leke nikala college k liye parking Mein aaya toh bc kaafi bheed thi aaj parents wagairaah kaafi aae they. Ab wahaan pohanchtey-2 mera sir Dard karne laga tha bc and chakkar bhi aarahe they painkillers ki wajah se obviously, issliye maine Akshay ko call kiya woh lawda college jarur aaya hoga, ussne phone uthaya..

Main-Kahaan hai lawde??

Akshay-College sir..

Main-Ek kaam kar main woh meeting Mein Jaa raha hun Jahaan bc pura din lagega ab tujhe karna ye hai ki harr 1 - 1.5 ghantey Mein wahaan andar mere pass aana or bolna ki mujhe bahaar koi bula raha hai tab main bolunga 2 minutes Mein aaya Iss bich tujhe ek toh kadak chaaye and 1 cigarette leke parking Mein pohanchana hai.. Karlega??

Akshay-Aapka hukmum sarr aankhon par sir.. Dont worry..

Main-Bhullne kaa nahi..

Call disconnected.. Ab main andar hall Mein gaya toh bc wahaan bahot Saare parents aaye they chud gaya pura din aaj kaa toh ab maine apna Naam dhunda and wahaan chair par Jaake baitha toh bc mere se milne bahot Saare parents aaye they. Mere aatey he silsila suru hua jo bc bahut boring tha kaisa hai mera beta, meri beti padhne Mein kaisi hai, mera beta ye hai meri beti woh bhenchod pakka diya then finally Akshay aaya mere pass same line boli ussne ki mujhe bahaar bulaaya hai uske Baad maine usko bola 2 minutes Mein aaya then woh gaya or 2 minutes baad main sabko excuse me bolke 100 ki speed se parking Mein gaya Jahaan Akshay Chaaye liye khadda tha hum dono meri Gaadi Mein baithe cigarette jalaai chaaye ki chuski Lee toh bhenchod bhayanak kadak chaaye thi dimag khull gaya ek baar toh Waah.. Finally kuch toh raahat milli..

Main-Gajab aisa ek do baar or kardey nihaal he kardega...

Akshay-Sure sir..

Main waapis andar gaya and fir meeting continue ki then ghantey bharr k baad Akshay fir aaya and main fir gaya.. Kand karke waapis aaya fresh mood k sath and then continue kiya. Third time fir aisa he hua Akshay mujhe bulaake gaya and main parking Mein gaya usase chaaye Lee he thi ki wahaan 4 bandey aaye ab mujhe laga honge koi gandu lekin woh maadarchod mujhe he ghurrne lage wahaan khaddey hoke..

Main-Yess???

Aadmi1-Remember me?? I am Sachin...

Main-Kon Sachin?? Oh neha kaa fiance... Hi usko lene aaya hai??

Sachin-Nahi tujhe kuch sikhane aaya hun..

Main - Kya?? A Akshay Jaake Neha mam ko bulaake laa toh..

Sachin-Uske piche chuppne se bachega nahi..

Akshay gaya wahaan se iska ilaaj bhi karna padega but Pehle Neha ko situation samjhaake , ye naa ho bc mujhe he ulta padd jaae ye sab..

Sachin-Tujhe kya laga tha Sachin toh chutiya hai.

Main-Nahi not at all kabhi nahi laga but aaj sure hogaya ki tu chutiya hai..

Tab Wahan Akshay k sath Neha aai..

Neha-Sachin what the hell are you doing here?? I told you it's over..

Main-Wait what?? Breakup hochuka tumhara?? What the hell..

Neha-Yeah because he is a lying scumbag who doesn't know how to treat women..

Sachin-Or you are a lying whore who sleeps with everyone behind my back..

Main-No no no no.. Stop that.. Ye Yahaan kabse tera wait kar rahi thi faithfully jabki tu abroad Mein najaane kitani ladkiyon k sath so chuka hoga and Tu isse whore bol raha hai?? Aise thodi chalega..

Sachin-Yeah she is a whore.. And ab tujhe bataunga main kya hota hai if you touch my women..

Neha-Just leave ok.. Just leave.. Or I'll call the police..

Main-Don't worry about the police Neha ye tumhe kabhi disturb nahi karega..

Ye sun ab ummein se ek bandey ne apne hathon Mein pehney knuckle dusters bhenchod ab thoda serious hona padega kyunki ye ek punch lag gaya toh haddi tutt jaaegi..

Main-Akshay meri chaaye pakkad toh.

Akshay - Hell no sir itane time Baad moukka milla hai main toh hath saaf karunga.. Mam ko dedo..

Itane Mein woh knuckle dusters waala banda aage aaya mujhe punch maarna caaha main bacha and uss cup Mein se chaaye maari uske munh k Uppar woh chilaatey hue gaya piche bikes k Uppar se niche girra or girrtey he Akshay jhapta uske Uppar ye dekh dusara banda aage aaya lekin usse aage aane he naa diya maine Pehle he di kick uske pait Mein woh wahin jukh gaya or jukhtey he maine maari laat uski taang k Uppar woh niche girra and girrtey he maara maine uske munh k Uppar bhayanak punch saale kaa thobda futt gaya ye dekh k 3rd banda toh literally Bhaag gaya wahaan se dikha he nahi bc tab Sachin darrta darrta aage aaya ussne mujhe punch maarna caaha jisse maine left hand se pakkada or right hand se diya uske munh k Uppar ek bahot he bhayanak punch woh bhenchod apne ghutano par girra tab maari maine laat uske munh k Uppar ek dum sahi jagah par saale ki naak tutt gayi hogi woh niche girr padda or girrtey he maine di uski ribs k Uppar ek or bhayanak laat saale ki ribs gayi woh chilaaya main keval ek he foot use kar raha tha dusari par pressure nahi daal raha tha agar daal deta toh uske stitches again tutt jaatey and khoon khoon hojaata bc.. Ab woh niche girra baawlon ki tarah pair maarne laga and finally ek Gaadi kaa sahara leke uthne laga ab woh apne hath bonut par rakh k uth raha tha Jahaan mujhe dikhi solid opportunity or maine Bhaag k maari usske ussi hath k bichon bich ek jordaar laat woh bhenchod kaa munh laga Gaadi k Uppar and woh Gand faad chilaatey hue niche girra Matlab uska hath tutt chukka tha ab woh second banda utha or bhaagne laga lekin bich Mein main tha..

Main-Aise kaise bhosdk leke Jaa inko..

Ye sun ussne Sachin ko uthaya Akshay ne bhi first bandey ko laal bana diya tha usko chhoda ussne..

Main-Sun be aajke Baad Neha k aas pass bhi aaya naa toh itana maardunga bc ki doctor bhi samjh naa Paaega Kahaan se jodde tereko..

Ye sun woh banda un dono ko leke 100 ki speed se bhaaga wahaan se.. Ye bhi jaruri tha bhenchod isko bahot din se chull machi thi maadarchod.. Ab mitt jaaegi..

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ACHAA KIYA SACHIN KA BAND BAJA KE BC KUCH JADA HE UD RAHA THA SALA STORY KA JR. ACTOR HAI OR HARKATE HERO WALI.

 

[Black Heart]

I thought we will catch him this time but he survived this time too, it's like a mouse and cat game, Parents teacher meeting reminded me of my school days and Sachin is an idiot and despite not wanting to, once again AP has become good in the eyes of Neha i.e. there is still a chance.
Well Govind has ruined the whole game by showing photos and in which city AP is in and I am getting angry on him because of this.

 

[Sunilgupta]

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