superbb update broUpdate-204(Karma Is A Bitch."RIP Govind")Main-Ye third banda Anil hai??
Manoj-Haan..
Main-Yaani mere teeno shikaar ek he jagah mojjud hain.. Awesome awesome..
Manoj-Lekin Dhyaan rahe AP Anil ko kam Matt samjhna tum..
Main-Main mere alawa sabko kam he samjhta hun Manoj babu..
Manoj-Or.. W. W. Oh mera Matlab.. Mat..
Main-Kya??? Anil jinda caahiye?? Dekho Manoj bhai simple c baat hai ye emotional bakchodi keval ek baar k liye achi lagti hai ab tum emotional hoke usko jinda Chhod doge jail hojaaegi usko and then wahaan se fir kuch naa kuch suru karega woh.. Trust Me ye sab parakh chuka hun main baadmein dhoka he milta hai nothing else.. Mera kya hai Chhod dunga jinda lekin jo banda itana girr chuka hai woh sudhar nahi shakta not a single chance.. But Haan Tumhaare liye itana kar shakta hun usko aashaan mout dunga main.. Ab tumhe bus itana karna hai ki main unko niptaadunga uske Baad media ko bolna ki Aapke dawaara banaai gayi special team ne ye sab kiya and unki safety k liye unke naam ujaagar nahi kar shaktey..
Manoj-OK.. But Dhyaan se AP..
Main-Don't worry. Mera rojj kaa hai..
Ye bolke main wahaan se bahaar aaya Jahaan Gaadi park ki thi maine Gaadi Mein baitha and Chang ne jo location bheji thi uske liye nikala.. 15 minutes ki drive k Baad wahaan pohancha main toh jaisa Chang ne bola sunshaan area tha woh aas pass Mein farmhouse they jo sab bandh they bus ek school tha side mein jiske andar ghuss k Chang Anil k farmhouse par najar rakhe hue tha maine Gaadi school k pass Roukki Chang or Ami niche aaye..
Main-Haanji sir ready??
Chang-Yes sir..
Main-Btw ye Anil bhi yahin hai..
Ami-Oh hell yeah..
Chang-Matlab we'll end it for good now..
Main-Yes..
Chang - So situation ye hai kaafi bada farmhouse hai or bandey kam he hain 7 count kiye hain maine guards Roof kaa pata nahi as dikh nahi raha roof, 4 floors hain ab itane bade ghar Mein 7 guards bahot badi baat hai issliye ek ek kadam Dhyaan se rakhna hai.. Good news ye hai ki Iss farmhouse kaa koi back door yaa window nahi hai so ek baar hum andar gaye toh koi Bhaag nahi shakta..
Main-Awesome.. Lets get geared up then..
Chang-Meri silenced pistols hain mere pass mujhe bus ammo caahiye..
Ami-Same..
Mere pass bhi dono pistols thi jinse Govind k bandey maare they.. Maine dono Mein new magazine daali 9-9 bullets yaani total 18. Hum teeno k pass same weapons thi or ye humari last pistols thi iske Baad 2 smg he bachi thi humare pass.. Lekin aage jarurat bhi nahi paddne waali thi so it's all good..
Humne masks lagaae and guns leke aage badhe.. Gate par bahaar ki taraf 2 guards they subah kaa time tha mast mousam tha bandey maarne k liye humlog aage badhe and deewar se cover leke seedha gate k saamne nikale or gun taan di dono guards k Uppar.. Unki gand fatt gayi bc ek toh ubaashi leraha tha uski ubaashi attak gayi..
Main-Gate khulwa maadarchod..
Guard1-Okkk.. Manaamaarna nahi..
Main-Gate khulwa..
Ye sun ussne gate knock kiya 3-4 baar then udhar se awaaj aai..
"kya hua??"
Guard1-Gate khol Bhai jorr se lagi hai..
"Saale Mutt mutt k Marr jaayega tu"
Ye boltey hue gate khulla and jaise he gate khula or saamne waale guard ne Humein dekha uska hath gaya uski gun ki taraf lekin usase Pehle meri goli or uski khopdi woh piche girra Jaake or idhar Chang or Ami ne bahaar waale dono guards ko thok diya..
And humlog andar lawn Mein enter hue toh lawn pura khaali tha humlog aage badhe main gate ki taraf toh bc ek banda side se nikal k aaya jisse maine maardiya but marrtey hue apni pistol se goli chalaa di ussne jisase puri sound hui and halchal turant hui andar.. Tab maine gate ko maari laat jo khulla tha and jaise he open hua saamne se hui firing humlog side Mein they toh safe they..
Main-Bahaar dekho bahaar koi nahi hona caahiye andar waalon ko dekhlenge.
Chang-On it..
Chang lawn Mein chakkar kaatne laga kahin bc koi piche se aake thok naa dey andar waalon ko toh dekh he lenge.. Chang waapis aagaya..
Chang - Bahaar koi nahi hai but piche ek khidki hai kaanch ki listen main wahaan se firing karunga andar yelog distract honge tab tumdono andar enter hona..
Main-Awesome.. Jaldi lekin.. Or bandey bulaaliye toh Gand Marr jaaegi..
Chang piche gaya ussne apni gun se silencer hataaya taaki Humein pata chale jab goli chalaae woh or waisa he hua piche se goliyaan chali or humare Uppar horahi firing turant rukk gayi andar bhagdad mach gayi tab main or Ami ghusse andar Chang ne piche se ek bandey ko toh thok diya tha ab maine Right side lee or Ami ne Left.. Right Mein 3 bandey Bhaag k chuppne jaarahe they 2 ko toh maine pith Mein goli maari and third banda chipp gaya sofa k piche main bhaaga sofe ki taraf and sofe ko he laat maari woh utha or uthtey he uski khopdi kholdi maine.. Niche kaa hall clear tha..
"Chalo nikalo andar enter hogaye hain woh.. Jaldi kar saale utha isko.. Maadarchod peene kon diya isko..
Ye awaaj aai Uppar se Chang andar aagaya tha toh humlog aaye seedhiyo par toh sab clear tha 4 floor they iske toh humlog bhaage Uppar saare floor par najar maartey hue Uppar se sound aarahi thi kuch logon k bhaagne ki.. Then finally 4th floor par milla ek banda jo seedhiyon par aim kiye khadda tha or humlog seedhe bhaagte hue Uppar gaye toh bc ussne goli he naa chalaai first time tha maybe lekin hum Kahaan hichkichaane waale they teeno ne goli maari gandu ko.. Tab hum pohanchey Uppar toh Uppar terrace k gate k Uppar 5 bandey mojjud they Anil Govind Pallavi and 2 or aadmi..2 aadmi k pass gun thi jo unhone humpar taan di samne Humne bhi guns taani unke Uppar..
Main-Beta ji sochana bhi Matt itana jaldi goli maarunga ki samjh naa aaega Jaan kab nikali..
Anil-Behenchod kaise??
Main-Tere jaise landurre 36 ghumtey hain be gandu.. Itana shyaana hai nahi tu. Or tu saale gandu tujhe kya laga tha udaa dega mujhe?? Bomb se..?? Ab bolo naa maadarchod..
Anil-OK jeet gaya tu jeet gaya A guns niche karo guns niche kar DK..
Un dono ne guns niche ki..
Anil-Chal hum surrender kardenge.. Lekin..
Main-Lekin??
Tab terrace se aai bahot loud awaaj jo main samjh gaya ki helicopter ki hai..
Anil-Gand Marra..
Ye sun Un 2 aadmiyon ne maara Govind or Uski wife ko dhakka wohlog humari taraf aake girre or Anil and uske dono sathi terrace par enter hogaye and gate bandh karliya...
Main bhaaga gate ki taraf toh gate lock tha bahaar se and itana easily tuttane waala tha nahi.. Or kuch soch paata tabtak Helicopter take off kar chuka tha.. Ami or Chang ne Govind or Pallavi ki khopdi par gun taan rakhi thi wohlog still shocked they ki unhe Yahaan Chhod gaye literally Pallavi toh behosh hone waali thi.. Ye sab dekh k mujhe hansi aagayi... This is fucking great..
Main-Hahaha.. Karma is a bitch ain't it?? It is indeed a bitch.. Kuch din Pehle tumne same yahi kiya kissi k sath.. And look at you now..
Govind - Karma indeed is a bitch..
Main-You know what Govind keval smart hona he sabkuch nahi hai Tumhaari company bhi smart honi caahiye that is the key.. Ab mujhe dekho i am smart way smarter then you lekin agar mere pass ye dono nahi hotey toh possibly main Marr chuka hota and I can trust my life in their hands Infact i do that every day but ye main Tumhaare baare Mein Nahi keh shakta kaise sochliya tha tumne ek laalachi neta tumhare sath loyal hoga..
Govind-I mean humare pass koi dusara option tha he nahi uss time..
Main-Well well how the tables have turned now.. Oh madam aise sad face matt banao mujpar kaam nahi karta ye sab I got 0 sympathy for you guys ZERO.. Z... E... R... O... samjh rahi ho?? I don't give a fuck..
Govind-Yeah yeah yeah pata hai pata hai.. Just shoot us already..
Main-Hmm let me think.. Sure I will kill you...
Maine ye bola tha ki Govind kaa phone baja jo uski shirt ki jeb Mein tha maine nikaala toh uspe DK likha tha yaani Anil kaa he phone tha maine uthaya and speaker par kiya..
Anil-Hhahahahahah..
Helicopter ki sound Mein Mujhe bus uski hahahahaa he sunai di..
Anil-Kya hua AP?? Shock laga naa?? Tujhe kya lagta hai ek tu he hai jo smart plans bana shakta hai.. Sun Rakh le un dono ko tu waise bhi ab mere koi kaam k they nahi wohlog saala dheele padd gaye they..
Govind-I did everything for you every fucking thing..
Anil-Rona nahi Beta nothing personal kissi ki balli toh chadhaani he thi or tum dono waise bhi kya he kar letey ye AP naa sambhala tumse..
Main-Sun sun sun itana khuss Kaahe horaha hai ek baar bacha hai Bhagwaan nahi ban gaya tu aaj nahi toh kal, kal nahi toh parson fir dhund lunga jaayega Kahaan...
Anil-Oh AP ab main Bhagwaan he bann gaya hun or baat karun Kahaan jaaunga ki?? Toh sun tere haryana Mein jaaunga teri city k andar jaaunga or wahaan kaa bhagwan ban jaaunga main.. Puch Govind se kyun or kaise..
Main-Let me guess Andrew's kaa chamcha ban gaya hai tu or ussne tujhe North India sonp diya..
Anil-Hahaha.. Shyaana toh hai tu.. Sahi samjha..Toh ab main Bhagwaan ban gaya hun dum hai toh aaja Haryana Mein or roukk le mujhe.. Wahaan Jaake tere he logon Mein zehar failaaunga Yahaan toh kuch bhi nahi tha wahaan dekhna kya kya karunga main.. Ukhaad lena kya Ukhaad shakta hai..
Main-Tujhe pata haina tere sirr par toh keval Hath hai Andrew's kaa tujhse Pehle toh right hand tha wahaan Andrew's kaa ab Kahaan hai pata hai woh?? Uppar.. I killed him I fucking killed him because that's what I do.. And remember Anil count your days. Kyunki Bhagwaan Keval ek he ho shakta hai and that is me..
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Main-Bhagwaan banana hai bolo..
Chang-Bana denge firr..
Main-I know Govind tum dono jall rahe ho andar se bata do kya situation hai..
Govind-Bata dunga but promise karr hum dono ko jinda nahi chhodega tu..
Main-Oh hell yeah.. Promise.. Jinda bc?? Halwa hai kya?? Jinda... tumhe?? Bhenchod are you insane saalo tumhe toh 2 baar maarun mera buss chale toh..
Govind-Andrew's ne isko test k liye bheja hai haryana agar ye kamyaab hua toh Andrew's isko chaabi dedega North India ki..
Main-Yaani Filhaal Andrew's kaa support nahi hai iske pass..
Govind-Nahi lekin agar mill gaya support toh isse haraana impossible hoga..
Main-A tumlog konse planet se ho bc pata haina Andrew's k ek Khaas ko already tapka chuka main uski puri gang k sath so I don't give a fuck dusara kon hai woh bhi jaaega..
Govind-I know tu usse baadmein bhi maardega but easy nahi hoga and time Kitana lag jaayega woh bhi soch or jab Namit ko maara tune toh tere sath teri team thi toh ab or jyaada time lagega tujhe or itane time Mein soch Anil kitane logon ki jindagi barbaad kardega..
Main-Hmmm.. Shyaana toh hai tu.. I give you that.. But don't worry isse Pehle he tapka dunga main overconfident log jaldi marrtey hain mujhe chhodke..
Govind - Finish us then..
MAIN-GLADLY......
Maine Pistol uthai Govind k mathe par aim ki toh uski aankhon Mein Kuch nahi tha naa mera darr naa marrne kaa darr or naa he koi pachtaava ki ussne Kitane ghatiya kaam kiye hain nothing at all.. Issliye Pehle maine uski wife ki khopdi Mein goli maari usske khoon k chinntey Govind k munh par lage.. Ab woh chownka ab uski aankhon Mein darr k sath sath aanshu bhi they..
Main-I know how to make people suffer..
Ye bolke maine dusari goli maari uski khopdi k bichon bich and uski laash girri niche... And that was the end for Govind at last he paid the price..
Continued..
Awesome fabulous update Bhai superbUpdate-204(Karma Is A Bitch."RIP Govind")Main-Ye third banda Anil hai??
Manoj-Haan..
Main-Yaani mere teeno shikaar ek he jagah mojjud hain.. Awesome awesome..
Manoj-Lekin Dhyaan rahe AP Anil ko kam Matt samjhna tum..
Main-Main mere alawa sabko kam he samjhta hun Manoj babu..
Manoj-Or.. W. W. Oh mera Matlab.. Mat..
Main-Kya??? Anil jinda caahiye?? Dekho Manoj bhai simple c baat hai ye emotional bakchodi keval ek baar k liye achi lagti hai ab tum emotional hoke usko jinda Chhod doge jail hojaaegi usko and then wahaan se fir kuch naa kuch suru karega woh.. Trust Me ye sab parakh chuka hun main baadmein dhoka he milta hai nothing else.. Mera kya hai Chhod dunga jinda lekin jo banda itana girr chuka hai woh sudhar nahi shakta not a single chance.. But Haan Tumhaare liye itana kar shakta hun usko aashaan mout dunga main.. Ab tumhe bus itana karna hai ki main unko niptaadunga uske Baad media ko bolna ki Aapke dawaara banaai gayi special team ne ye sab kiya and unki safety k liye unke naam ujaagar nahi kar shaktey..
Manoj-OK.. But Dhyaan se AP..
Main-Don't worry. Mera rojj kaa hai..
Ye bolke main wahaan se bahaar aaya Jahaan Gaadi park ki thi maine Gaadi Mein baitha and Chang ne jo location bheji thi uske liye nikala.. 15 minutes ki drive k Baad wahaan pohancha main toh jaisa Chang ne bola sunshaan area tha woh aas pass Mein farmhouse they jo sab bandh they bus ek school tha side mein jiske andar ghuss k Chang Anil k farmhouse par najar rakhe hue tha maine Gaadi school k pass Roukki Chang or Ami niche aaye..
Main-Haanji sir ready??
Chang-Yes sir..
Main-Btw ye Anil bhi yahin hai..
Ami-Oh hell yeah..
Chang-Matlab we'll end it for good now..
Main-Yes..
Chang - So situation ye hai kaafi bada farmhouse hai or bandey kam he hain 7 count kiye hain maine guards Roof kaa pata nahi as dikh nahi raha roof, 4 floors hain ab itane bade ghar Mein 7 guards bahot badi baat hai issliye ek ek kadam Dhyaan se rakhna hai.. Good news ye hai ki Iss farmhouse kaa koi back door yaa window nahi hai so ek baar hum andar gaye toh koi Bhaag nahi shakta..
Main-Awesome.. Lets get geared up then..
Chang-Meri silenced pistols hain mere pass mujhe bus ammo caahiye..
Ami-Same..
Mere pass bhi dono pistols thi jinse Govind k bandey maare they.. Maine dono Mein new magazine daali 9-9 bullets yaani total 18. Hum teeno k pass same weapons thi or ye humari last pistols thi iske Baad 2 smg he bachi thi humare pass.. Lekin aage jarurat bhi nahi paddne waali thi so it's all good..
Humne masks lagaae and guns leke aage badhe.. Gate par bahaar ki taraf 2 guards they subah kaa time tha mast mousam tha bandey maarne k liye humlog aage badhe and deewar se cover leke seedha gate k saamne nikale or gun taan di dono guards k Uppar.. Unki gand fatt gayi bc ek toh ubaashi leraha tha uski ubaashi attak gayi..
Main-Gate khulwa maadarchod..
Guard1-Okkk.. Manaamaarna nahi..
Main-Gate khulwa..
Ye sun ussne gate knock kiya 3-4 baar then udhar se awaaj aai..
"kya hua??"
Guard1-Gate khol Bhai jorr se lagi hai..
"Saale Mutt mutt k Marr jaayega tu"
Ye boltey hue gate khulla and jaise he gate khula or saamne waale guard ne Humein dekha uska hath gaya uski gun ki taraf lekin usase Pehle meri goli or uski khopdi woh piche girra Jaake or idhar Chang or Ami ne bahaar waale dono guards ko thok diya..
And humlog andar lawn Mein enter hue toh lawn pura khaali tha humlog aage badhe main gate ki taraf toh bc ek banda side se nikal k aaya jisse maine maardiya but marrtey hue apni pistol se goli chalaa di ussne jisase puri sound hui and halchal turant hui andar.. Tab maine gate ko maari laat jo khulla tha and jaise he open hua saamne se hui firing humlog side Mein they toh safe they..
Main-Bahaar dekho bahaar koi nahi hona caahiye andar waalon ko dekhlenge.
Chang-On it..
Chang lawn Mein chakkar kaatne laga kahin bc koi piche se aake thok naa dey andar waalon ko toh dekh he lenge.. Chang waapis aagaya..
Chang - Bahaar koi nahi hai but piche ek khidki hai kaanch ki listen main wahaan se firing karunga andar yelog distract honge tab tumdono andar enter hona..
Main-Awesome.. Jaldi lekin.. Or bandey bulaaliye toh Gand Marr jaaegi..
Chang piche gaya ussne apni gun se silencer hataaya taaki Humein pata chale jab goli chalaae woh or waisa he hua piche se goliyaan chali or humare Uppar horahi firing turant rukk gayi andar bhagdad mach gayi tab main or Ami ghusse andar Chang ne piche se ek bandey ko toh thok diya tha ab maine Right side lee or Ami ne Left.. Right Mein 3 bandey Bhaag k chuppne jaarahe they 2 ko toh maine pith Mein goli maari and third banda chipp gaya sofa k piche main bhaaga sofe ki taraf and sofe ko he laat maari woh utha or uthtey he uski khopdi kholdi maine.. Niche kaa hall clear tha..
"Chalo nikalo andar enter hogaye hain woh.. Jaldi kar saale utha isko.. Maadarchod peene kon diya isko..
Ye awaaj aai Uppar se Chang andar aagaya tha toh humlog aaye seedhiyo par toh sab clear tha 4 floor they iske toh humlog bhaage Uppar saare floor par najar maartey hue Uppar se sound aarahi thi kuch logon k bhaagne ki.. Then finally 4th floor par milla ek banda jo seedhiyon par aim kiye khadda tha or humlog seedhe bhaagte hue Uppar gaye toh bc ussne goli he naa chalaai first time tha maybe lekin hum Kahaan hichkichaane waale they teeno ne goli maari gandu ko.. Tab hum pohanchey Uppar toh Uppar terrace k gate k Uppar 5 bandey mojjud they Anil Govind Pallavi and 2 or aadmi..2 aadmi k pass gun thi jo unhone humpar taan di samne Humne bhi guns taani unke Uppar..
Main-Beta ji sochana bhi Matt itana jaldi goli maarunga ki samjh naa aaega Jaan kab nikali..
Anil-Behenchod kaise??
Main-Tere jaise landurre 36 ghumtey hain be gandu.. Itana shyaana hai nahi tu. Or tu saale gandu tujhe kya laga tha udaa dega mujhe?? Bomb se..?? Ab bolo naa maadarchod..
Anil-OK jeet gaya tu jeet gaya A guns niche karo guns niche kar DK..
Un dono ne guns niche ki..
Anil-Chal hum surrender kardenge.. Lekin..
Main-Lekin??
Tab terrace se aai bahot loud awaaj jo main samjh gaya ki helicopter ki hai..
Anil-Gand Marra..
Ye sun Un 2 aadmiyon ne maara Govind or Uski wife ko dhakka wohlog humari taraf aake girre or Anil and uske dono sathi terrace par enter hogaye and gate bandh karliya...
Main bhaaga gate ki taraf toh gate lock tha bahaar se and itana easily tuttane waala tha nahi.. Or kuch soch paata tabtak Helicopter take off kar chuka tha.. Ami or Chang ne Govind or Pallavi ki khopdi par gun taan rakhi thi wohlog still shocked they ki unhe Yahaan Chhod gaye literally Pallavi toh behosh hone waali thi.. Ye sab dekh k mujhe hansi aagayi... This is fucking great..
Main-Hahaha.. Karma is a bitch ain't it?? It is indeed a bitch.. Kuch din Pehle tumne same yahi kiya kissi k sath.. And look at you now..
Govind - Karma indeed is a bitch..
Main-You know what Govind keval smart hona he sabkuch nahi hai Tumhaari company bhi smart honi caahiye that is the key.. Ab mujhe dekho i am smart way smarter then you lekin agar mere pass ye dono nahi hotey toh possibly main Marr chuka hota and I can trust my life in their hands Infact i do that every day but ye main Tumhaare baare Mein Nahi keh shakta kaise sochliya tha tumne ek laalachi neta tumhare sath loyal hoga..
Govind-I mean humare pass koi dusara option tha he nahi uss time..
Main-Well well how the tables have turned now.. Oh madam aise sad face matt banao mujpar kaam nahi karta ye sab I got 0 sympathy for you guys ZERO.. Z... E... R... O... samjh rahi ho?? I don't give a fuck..
Govind-Yeah yeah yeah pata hai pata hai.. Just shoot us already..
Main-Hmm let me think.. Sure I will kill you...
Maine ye bola tha ki Govind kaa phone baja jo uski shirt ki jeb Mein tha maine nikaala toh uspe DK likha tha yaani Anil kaa he phone tha maine uthaya and speaker par kiya..
Anil-Hhahahahahah..
Helicopter ki sound Mein Mujhe bus uski hahahahaa he sunai di..
Anil-Kya hua AP?? Shock laga naa?? Tujhe kya lagta hai ek tu he hai jo smart plans bana shakta hai.. Sun Rakh le un dono ko tu waise bhi ab mere koi kaam k they nahi wohlog saala dheele padd gaye they..
Govind-I did everything for you every fucking thing..
Anil-Rona nahi Beta nothing personal kissi ki balli toh chadhaani he thi or tum dono waise bhi kya he kar letey ye AP naa sambhala tumse..
Main-Sun sun sun itana khuss Kaahe horaha hai ek baar bacha hai Bhagwaan nahi ban gaya tu aaj nahi toh kal, kal nahi toh parson fir dhund lunga jaayega Kahaan...
Anil-Oh AP ab main Bhagwaan he bann gaya hun or baat karun Kahaan jaaunga ki?? Toh sun tere haryana Mein jaaunga teri city k andar jaaunga or wahaan kaa bhagwan ban jaaunga main.. Puch Govind se kyun or kaise..
Main-Let me guess Andrew's kaa chamcha ban gaya hai tu or ussne tujhe North India sonp diya..
Anil-Hahaha.. Shyaana toh hai tu.. Sahi samjha..Toh ab main Bhagwaan ban gaya hun dum hai toh aaja Haryana Mein or roukk le mujhe.. Wahaan Jaake tere he logon Mein zehar failaaunga Yahaan toh kuch bhi nahi tha wahaan dekhna kya kya karunga main.. Ukhaad lena kya Ukhaad shakta hai..
Main-Tujhe pata haina tere sirr par toh keval Hath hai Andrew's kaa tujhse Pehle toh right hand tha wahaan Andrew's kaa ab Kahaan hai pata hai woh?? Uppar.. I killed him I fucking killed him because that's what I do.. And remember Anil count your days. Kyunki Bhagwaan Keval ek he ho shakta hai and that is me..
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Main-Bhagwaan banana hai bolo..
Chang-Bana denge firr..
Main-I know Govind tum dono jall rahe ho andar se bata do kya situation hai..
Govind-Bata dunga but promise karr hum dono ko jinda nahi chhodega tu..
Main-Oh hell yeah.. Promise.. Jinda bc?? Halwa hai kya?? Jinda... tumhe?? Bhenchod are you insane saalo tumhe toh 2 baar maarun mera buss chale toh..
Govind-Andrew's ne isko test k liye bheja hai haryana agar ye kamyaab hua toh Andrew's isko chaabi dedega North India ki..
Main-Yaani Filhaal Andrew's kaa support nahi hai iske pass..
Govind-Nahi lekin agar mill gaya support toh isse haraana impossible hoga..
Main-A tumlog konse planet se ho bc pata haina Andrew's k ek Khaas ko already tapka chuka main uski puri gang k sath so I don't give a fuck dusara kon hai woh bhi jaaega..
Govind-I know tu usse baadmein bhi maardega but easy nahi hoga and time Kitana lag jaayega woh bhi soch or jab Namit ko maara tune toh tere sath teri team thi toh ab or jyaada time lagega tujhe or itane time Mein soch Anil kitane logon ki jindagi barbaad kardega..
Main-Hmmm.. Shyaana toh hai tu.. I give you that.. But don't worry isse Pehle he tapka dunga main overconfident log jaldi marrtey hain mujhe chhodke..
Govind - Finish us then..
MAIN-GLADLY......
Maine Pistol uthai Govind k mathe par aim ki toh uski aankhon Mein Kuch nahi tha naa mera darr naa marrne kaa darr or naa he koi pachtaava ki ussne Kitane ghatiya kaam kiye hain nothing at all.. Issliye Pehle maine uski wife ki khopdi Mein goli maari usske khoon k chinntey Govind k munh par lage.. Ab woh chownka ab uski aankhon Mein darr k sath sath aanshu bhi they..
Main-I know how to make people suffer..
Ye bolke maine dusari goli maari uski khopdi k bichon bich and uski laash girri niche... And that was the end for Govind at last he paid the price..
Continued..
Behad shaandaar zaberdast lajawab update bhaiUpdate-204(Karma Is A Bitch."RIP Govind")Main-Ye third banda Anil hai??
Manoj-Haan..
Main-Yaani mere teeno shikaar ek he jagah mojjud hain.. Awesome awesome..
Manoj-Lekin Dhyaan rahe AP Anil ko kam Matt samjhna tum..
Main-Main mere alawa sabko kam he samjhta hun Manoj babu..
Manoj-Or.. W. W. Oh mera Matlab.. Mat..
Main-Kya??? Anil jinda caahiye?? Dekho Manoj bhai simple c baat hai ye emotional bakchodi keval ek baar k liye achi lagti hai ab tum emotional hoke usko jinda Chhod doge jail hojaaegi usko and then wahaan se fir kuch naa kuch suru karega woh.. Trust Me ye sab parakh chuka hun main baadmein dhoka he milta hai nothing else.. Mera kya hai Chhod dunga jinda lekin jo banda itana girr chuka hai woh sudhar nahi shakta not a single chance.. But Haan Tumhaare liye itana kar shakta hun usko aashaan mout dunga main.. Ab tumhe bus itana karna hai ki main unko niptaadunga uske Baad media ko bolna ki Aapke dawaara banaai gayi special team ne ye sab kiya and unki safety k liye unke naam ujaagar nahi kar shaktey..
Manoj-OK.. But Dhyaan se AP..
Main-Don't worry. Mera rojj kaa hai..
Ye bolke main wahaan se bahaar aaya Jahaan Gaadi park ki thi maine Gaadi Mein baitha and Chang ne jo location bheji thi uske liye nikala.. 15 minutes ki drive k Baad wahaan pohancha main toh jaisa Chang ne bola sunshaan area tha woh aas pass Mein farmhouse they jo sab bandh they bus ek school tha side mein jiske andar ghuss k Chang Anil k farmhouse par najar rakhe hue tha maine Gaadi school k pass Roukki Chang or Ami niche aaye..
Main-Haanji sir ready??
Chang-Yes sir..
Main-Btw ye Anil bhi yahin hai..
Ami-Oh hell yeah..
Chang-Matlab we'll end it for good now..
Main-Yes..
Chang - So situation ye hai kaafi bada farmhouse hai or bandey kam he hain 7 count kiye hain maine guards Roof kaa pata nahi as dikh nahi raha roof, 4 floors hain ab itane bade ghar Mein 7 guards bahot badi baat hai issliye ek ek kadam Dhyaan se rakhna hai.. Good news ye hai ki Iss farmhouse kaa koi back door yaa window nahi hai so ek baar hum andar gaye toh koi Bhaag nahi shakta..
Main-Awesome.. Lets get geared up then..
Chang-Meri silenced pistols hain mere pass mujhe bus ammo caahiye..
Ami-Same..
Mere pass bhi dono pistols thi jinse Govind k bandey maare they.. Maine dono Mein new magazine daali 9-9 bullets yaani total 18. Hum teeno k pass same weapons thi or ye humari last pistols thi iske Baad 2 smg he bachi thi humare pass.. Lekin aage jarurat bhi nahi paddne waali thi so it's all good..
Humne masks lagaae and guns leke aage badhe.. Gate par bahaar ki taraf 2 guards they subah kaa time tha mast mousam tha bandey maarne k liye humlog aage badhe and deewar se cover leke seedha gate k saamne nikale or gun taan di dono guards k Uppar.. Unki gand fatt gayi bc ek toh ubaashi leraha tha uski ubaashi attak gayi..
Main-Gate khulwa maadarchod..
Guard1-Okkk.. Manaamaarna nahi..
Main-Gate khulwa..
Ye sun ussne gate knock kiya 3-4 baar then udhar se awaaj aai..
"kya hua??"
Guard1-Gate khol Bhai jorr se lagi hai..
"Saale Mutt mutt k Marr jaayega tu"
Ye boltey hue gate khulla and jaise he gate khula or saamne waale guard ne Humein dekha uska hath gaya uski gun ki taraf lekin usase Pehle meri goli or uski khopdi woh piche girra Jaake or idhar Chang or Ami ne bahaar waale dono guards ko thok diya..
And humlog andar lawn Mein enter hue toh lawn pura khaali tha humlog aage badhe main gate ki taraf toh bc ek banda side se nikal k aaya jisse maine maardiya but marrtey hue apni pistol se goli chalaa di ussne jisase puri sound hui and halchal turant hui andar.. Tab maine gate ko maari laat jo khulla tha and jaise he open hua saamne se hui firing humlog side Mein they toh safe they..
Main-Bahaar dekho bahaar koi nahi hona caahiye andar waalon ko dekhlenge.
Chang-On it..
Chang lawn Mein chakkar kaatne laga kahin bc koi piche se aake thok naa dey andar waalon ko toh dekh he lenge.. Chang waapis aagaya..
Chang - Bahaar koi nahi hai but piche ek khidki hai kaanch ki listen main wahaan se firing karunga andar yelog distract honge tab tumdono andar enter hona..
Main-Awesome.. Jaldi lekin.. Or bandey bulaaliye toh Gand Marr jaaegi..
Chang piche gaya ussne apni gun se silencer hataaya taaki Humein pata chale jab goli chalaae woh or waisa he hua piche se goliyaan chali or humare Uppar horahi firing turant rukk gayi andar bhagdad mach gayi tab main or Ami ghusse andar Chang ne piche se ek bandey ko toh thok diya tha ab maine Right side lee or Ami ne Left.. Right Mein 3 bandey Bhaag k chuppne jaarahe they 2 ko toh maine pith Mein goli maari and third banda chipp gaya sofa k piche main bhaaga sofe ki taraf and sofe ko he laat maari woh utha or uthtey he uski khopdi kholdi maine.. Niche kaa hall clear tha..
"Chalo nikalo andar enter hogaye hain woh.. Jaldi kar saale utha isko.. Maadarchod peene kon diya isko..
Ye awaaj aai Uppar se Chang andar aagaya tha toh humlog aaye seedhiyo par toh sab clear tha 4 floor they iske toh humlog bhaage Uppar saare floor par najar maartey hue Uppar se sound aarahi thi kuch logon k bhaagne ki.. Then finally 4th floor par milla ek banda jo seedhiyon par aim kiye khadda tha or humlog seedhe bhaagte hue Uppar gaye toh bc ussne goli he naa chalaai first time tha maybe lekin hum Kahaan hichkichaane waale they teeno ne goli maari gandu ko.. Tab hum pohanchey Uppar toh Uppar terrace k gate k Uppar 5 bandey mojjud they Anil Govind Pallavi and 2 or aadmi..2 aadmi k pass gun thi jo unhone humpar taan di samne Humne bhi guns taani unke Uppar..
Main-Beta ji sochana bhi Matt itana jaldi goli maarunga ki samjh naa aaega Jaan kab nikali..
Anil-Behenchod kaise??
Main-Tere jaise landurre 36 ghumtey hain be gandu.. Itana shyaana hai nahi tu. Or tu saale gandu tujhe kya laga tha udaa dega mujhe?? Bomb se..?? Ab bolo naa maadarchod..
Anil-OK jeet gaya tu jeet gaya A guns niche karo guns niche kar DK..
Un dono ne guns niche ki..
Anil-Chal hum surrender kardenge.. Lekin..
Main-Lekin??
Tab terrace se aai bahot loud awaaj jo main samjh gaya ki helicopter ki hai..
Anil-Gand Marra..
Ye sun Un 2 aadmiyon ne maara Govind or Uski wife ko dhakka wohlog humari taraf aake girre or Anil and uske dono sathi terrace par enter hogaye and gate bandh karliya...
Main bhaaga gate ki taraf toh gate lock tha bahaar se and itana easily tuttane waala tha nahi.. Or kuch soch paata tabtak Helicopter take off kar chuka tha.. Ami or Chang ne Govind or Pallavi ki khopdi par gun taan rakhi thi wohlog still shocked they ki unhe Yahaan Chhod gaye literally Pallavi toh behosh hone waali thi.. Ye sab dekh k mujhe hansi aagayi... This is fucking great..
Main-Hahaha.. Karma is a bitch ain't it?? It is indeed a bitch.. Kuch din Pehle tumne same yahi kiya kissi k sath.. And look at you now..
Govind - Karma indeed is a bitch..
Main-You know what Govind keval smart hona he sabkuch nahi hai Tumhaari company bhi smart honi caahiye that is the key.. Ab mujhe dekho i am smart way smarter then you lekin agar mere pass ye dono nahi hotey toh possibly main Marr chuka hota and I can trust my life in their hands Infact i do that every day but ye main Tumhaare baare Mein Nahi keh shakta kaise sochliya tha tumne ek laalachi neta tumhare sath loyal hoga..
Govind-I mean humare pass koi dusara option tha he nahi uss time..
Main-Well well how the tables have turned now.. Oh madam aise sad face matt banao mujpar kaam nahi karta ye sab I got 0 sympathy for you guys ZERO.. Z... E... R... O... samjh rahi ho?? I don't give a fuck..
Govind-Yeah yeah yeah pata hai pata hai.. Just shoot us already..
Main-Hmm let me think.. Sure I will kill you...
Maine ye bola tha ki Govind kaa phone baja jo uski shirt ki jeb Mein tha maine nikaala toh uspe DK likha tha yaani Anil kaa he phone tha maine uthaya and speaker par kiya..
Anil-Hhahahahahah..
Helicopter ki sound Mein Mujhe bus uski hahahahaa he sunai di..
Anil-Kya hua AP?? Shock laga naa?? Tujhe kya lagta hai ek tu he hai jo smart plans bana shakta hai.. Sun Rakh le un dono ko tu waise bhi ab mere koi kaam k they nahi wohlog saala dheele padd gaye they..
Govind-I did everything for you every fucking thing..
Anil-Rona nahi Beta nothing personal kissi ki balli toh chadhaani he thi or tum dono waise bhi kya he kar letey ye AP naa sambhala tumse..
Main-Sun sun sun itana khuss Kaahe horaha hai ek baar bacha hai Bhagwaan nahi ban gaya tu aaj nahi toh kal, kal nahi toh parson fir dhund lunga jaayega Kahaan...
Anil-Oh AP ab main Bhagwaan he bann gaya hun or baat karun Kahaan jaaunga ki?? Toh sun tere haryana Mein jaaunga teri city k andar jaaunga or wahaan kaa bhagwan ban jaaunga main.. Puch Govind se kyun or kaise..
Main-Let me guess Andrew's kaa chamcha ban gaya hai tu or ussne tujhe North India sonp diya..
Anil-Hahaha.. Shyaana toh hai tu.. Sahi samjha..Toh ab main Bhagwaan ban gaya hun dum hai toh aaja Haryana Mein or roukk le mujhe.. Wahaan Jaake tere he logon Mein zehar failaaunga Yahaan toh kuch bhi nahi tha wahaan dekhna kya kya karunga main.. Ukhaad lena kya Ukhaad shakta hai..
Main-Tujhe pata haina tere sirr par toh keval Hath hai Andrew's kaa tujhse Pehle toh right hand tha wahaan Andrew's kaa ab Kahaan hai pata hai woh?? Uppar.. I killed him I fucking killed him because that's what I do.. And remember Anil count your days. Kyunki Bhagwaan Keval ek he ho shakta hai and that is me..
Call disconnected...
Main-Bhagwaan banana hai bolo..
Chang-Bana denge firr..
Main-I know Govind tum dono jall rahe ho andar se bata do kya situation hai..
Govind-Bata dunga but promise karr hum dono ko jinda nahi chhodega tu..
Main-Oh hell yeah.. Promise.. Jinda bc?? Halwa hai kya?? Jinda... tumhe?? Bhenchod are you insane saalo tumhe toh 2 baar maarun mera buss chale toh..
Govind-Andrew's ne isko test k liye bheja hai haryana agar ye kamyaab hua toh Andrew's isko chaabi dedega North India ki..
Main-Yaani Filhaal Andrew's kaa support nahi hai iske pass..
Govind-Nahi lekin agar mill gaya support toh isse haraana impossible hoga..
Main-A tumlog konse planet se ho bc pata haina Andrew's k ek Khaas ko already tapka chuka main uski puri gang k sath so I don't give a fuck dusara kon hai woh bhi jaaega..
Govind-I know tu usse baadmein bhi maardega but easy nahi hoga and time Kitana lag jaayega woh bhi soch or jab Namit ko maara tune toh tere sath teri team thi toh ab or jyaada time lagega tujhe or itane time Mein soch Anil kitane logon ki jindagi barbaad kardega..
Main-Hmmm.. Shyaana toh hai tu.. I give you that.. But don't worry isse Pehle he tapka dunga main overconfident log jaldi marrtey hain mujhe chhodke..
Govind - Finish us then..
MAIN-GLADLY......
Maine Pistol uthai Govind k mathe par aim ki toh uski aankhon Mein Kuch nahi tha naa mera darr naa marrne kaa darr or naa he koi pachtaava ki ussne Kitane ghatiya kaam kiye hain nothing at all.. Issliye Pehle maine uski wife ki khopdi Mein goli maari usske khoon k chinntey Govind k munh par lage.. Ab woh chownka ab uski aankhon Mein darr k sath sath aanshu bhi they..
Main-I know how to make people suffer..
Ye bolke maine dusari goli maari uski khopdi k bichon bich and uski laash girri niche... And that was the end for Govind at last he paid the price..
Continued..