Nyc update bhaiUpdate-15(Varsha)
Sanjeev gaya Pooja karne and sabka order aaya meri bus coffee thi as Orr kuch bc Khaana tha nahi main coffee leke andar he chala gaya Sanjeev se thodi baatein ki coffee pee uske sath.. Apna Khaas hai ye bahot he real banda hai bc.. Coffee finish karke main bahaar aaya toh Anaa khaddi thi ek side phone par baat Kar rahi thi kissi se main uske piche gaya darraane ko.. Tara ka call tha uski behen kaa I mean... Or jaise he ussne phone cut kiya or muddi main just uske piche tha.. Jisase woh ek dum se darr gayi.. Ofcourse darrna tha plan he ye tha mera.. Ussne mujhe punch maara chest mein..
Anaa-I hate you..
Main-I love you..
Anaa-I Love you too..
Ye bolke ussne ek light saa kiss diya mere honton par humlog table par aae toh sabka Khaana finish tha..
Rohit-Abe lage hath shopping karlein 20 minute lunga bus Abe MP Jaane k liye bhi dhang k kapdey nahi hain..
Sam - Saale tere pass Ravi se bhi jyaada pehnaney ki cheejein hain Ravi se jyaada kaa matlab hai tu bc chalta firta showroom hai ek..
Rohit-20 minute be aao naa.. Ashish or Ravi ko bhi karni hai shopping..
Sam-Chal bc..
Humlog Sanjeev ko bolke bahaar nikale he they ki mera phone baja Jo Varsha kaa tha Varsha yaad haina?? VARSHA from cbi and SP Crime branch, Delhi, encounter specialist?? Jissne help ki hai apni bahot baar same ulta maine help ki thi uski.. Samjh gaye naa OK..
Main-O Look who it is hello There madam..
Varsha - Hello There Sir.. Kaise ho aap?
Main-Perfectly fine.. Case k baare mein bataaya Anjali ne??
Varsha-Haan Anjana Mam (CBI chief) Se baat hui thi meri unhone samjhaa diya tha sab..
Main-Arrey gajab..
Varsha-Abhi kahaan ho tum?? Listen main Tumhaari city mein hun for a case bus nikal rahe hain humlog waapis Delhi k liye wanna meet so kuch key points discuss karlein..
Main-Sure Sure..
Varsha - So Meet me in front of Luxurious Hotel hai jo apna ye idhar..
Main-City center k pass I know.. Or apna nahi mera hai hotel..
Varsha -Nice Flex Dude.. Nice..
Main-Lol I'll be there..
Call disconnected..
Main-Oye Sam mere sath chalega?? Drive karlena Varsha se millke aana hai..
Sam-Oh hell yeah idhar bore hone se acha hai..
Main-Tumlog karo re shopping we'll be back soon..
Ravi-Bye..
Main-Anaa chal rahi ho?? For a drive..
Anaa-Sure....
Main Sam Anaa aae parking mein Sam ne gaadi nikaali...
Main aage baitha Anaa piche baithi..
Main-City center waala hotel apna udhar..
Sam-Varsha from cbi??
Main-Haan..
Sam-Woh idhar??
Main-Case k liye aai thi koi boli Jaane se pehle MP waale case par thoda discussion karlein..
Sam-Sahi hai aage fumble naa ho taaki..
Main-Exactly..
Anaa-Tumlog MP jaarahe ho?? Woh Jo Arushi ki stepmom ne bataaya Tha uske liye??
Main-Yep..
Anaa-AP you are not even fully recovered yet or tum jaa rahe ho..
Main-I am recovered.. You know Anaa jitana jyaada time humlog yahaan waste karenge utane he chances millenge usko mere uppar attack karne k and that is not good at all.. Issliye abhi best hai..
Anaa-Is it dangerous..??
Sam-Naa not dangerous at all hum jaaenge wahaan Usko arrest karenge or waapis le aaenge that's it..
Anaa-Very funny..
Main-It is dangerous but not that dangerous so don't worry everything will be fine..
Humlog jagah par pohanchey gaadi side mein lagaai..
Main-Anaa wait here.. We'll be right back..
Anaa-Sure..
Humlog gaadi mein se uttare toh Varsha saamne he khaddi thi just humaare...
Main-Look who it is.. The one and only..
Varsha-Lol ye meri line thi btw..
Main-Stole it..
Varsha merese Galle milli..
Varsha - How are you??
Main-Perfectly fine and alive most importantly..
Varsha-Hey Sam..
Sam-Hello.. Its good to see you..
Varsha -Same.. AP, That was scary men we were worried for you..
Main-Yeah kind of but somehow I made it..
Varsha - You are AP ofcourse you made it..
Main-But This Shehbaj will not make it..
Varsha-Mereko shakk tab hogaya tha jab forensics ne guns casing k baare mein bataaya Tha..Ye same type gun Shehbaj ki gang k kuch important log use kartey hain.. Lekin main uss time Bataana nahi chaahti thi kyunki ek toh pura koi saboot tha nahi mere pass then sabko yahi lagta ki CBI ko Shehbaj caahiye tha toh unhone usse AP k aage kardiya without any proof..
Main-True but we got him.. Now we need your help..
Varsha-Yeah sure sure.. Anjali ne bataadiya tha sab mujhe..
Main-Toh tumhaare kya views hain??
Varsha - So issue ye nahi hai ki MP mein superiority kisko millegi ACU (Anti Crime Unit) (Humari Team kaa naam hai ye) yaani tumlog ko yaa fir Bhopal police ko... Ye easy hai jab tumlog aamne saamne hoge wahan toh cbi ko interfere karna padega then ek yaa 2 officer CBI ki taraf se bhejenge humlog wahaan par jo shayad main he houngi agar busy nahi hui toh main personally aake join karungi or superiority tumhe dilwaadungi..
Main-Tum he aana yaar i mean main tumhaare Bandon ko bhi trust karta hun but tum hogi toh better rahega..
Varsha-Sure i'll try my best.. Then superiority millgayi toh issue ye hoga ki wohlog fir bhi interfere kar shakenge jyaada nahi but thoda bahot kar shakenge wohlog or unki khudki jagah hai toh woh thoda bahot kaafi hojaaega tumhe Shehbaj se toh deal karna he hai uske sath sath uske chamche yaani local police se bhi deal karna padega.
Main-Koi naa karlenge.. Bus tu ye sab dekhlena...
Varsha-No problem at all..
Main-Aao kuch coffee wagairaah lelein..
Varsha - Arrey nahi I am getting late my team is waiting for me at RG Chownk.. Bus ye confirm karna tha mereko.. Sab set hai.. Take him down..
Main-We will..
Sam-Let's go we will drop you at RG Chownk..
Varsha-Oh no big deal don't worry main cab lelungi..
Sam-Hell no..
Main-Yep no cab aao baitho..
Varsha-Thankyou..
Humlog waapis gaadi mein aae Varsha piche baithi..
Main-Varsha meet her she is my friend Anaa.. And Anaa she is Varsha a good friend of ours from cbi..
Varsha-Hello Anaa it's good to meet you..
Anaa-Hello Mam same here..
Main-Itani badi madam bhi nahi hai ye jo mam bolo isko..
Varsha - Koi khudse bol raha hai toh usse tu naa bolne de.. Jealous guy he is.. Right Anaa?
Anaa-True..
Humne Varsha ko drop kiya woh gaadi se uttarke aage mere pass aai..
Varsha-Also AP I know tumhe interfering passand nahi hai but agar tum caahtey ho toh we can take care of Shehbaj for you.. Humein toh waise bhi karna hai.. If you have something else to take care of..
Main-I know tumlog karloge I believe in you but tumhe toh pata hai CBI kaa kaam Hai tumhe paperwork mein he time lag jaaega and then by law chalna toh time lagega.. Or main time dena nahi caahta usko..
Varsha-True ye toh hai don't give him chances..
Main-But still you will be joining us so it's fair trade..
Varsha-I'll try my best but agar main nahi bhi aa paai toh main tumhaara kaam easily karwaa dungi..
Main-Thanks Again for the help Varsha..
Varsha-Hey no thanks I told you help caahiye ho toh call me tumne meri help ki hai like bahot jyaada it's time to return the favor..
Main-But still thanks a lot and again if you need anything you know don't hesitate to ask me...
Varsha-Sure.. Bye AP.. Bye Sam.. Bye Anaa..
Main, Sam And Anaa-Byeee...
Varsha ko drop karke humlog waapis aae Varsha is a good one cbi mein ye or Meera (Lucky Ki behen, computer expert) kaafi sahi hain.. Ye kaafi experienced bhi hai or smart bhi..
Waapis aae humlog Rohit ne thoda time or lagaaya and then humlog aae waapis college Anaa Arushi ko college drop kiya and humlog aagaye haweli..
Aaj kaafi badhiya kaam chal raha tha Or Gajab baat ye ki Anjali ne woh warrant Bhopal Police ko fax karke pehle he inform kardiya tha ki we are coming ... yaani unki gand bhi abhi fattegi..
Mangal ne already apne ek contact se baat karke wahaan ek makaan leliya tha and baaki jarurat ka samaan bhi wahin arrange karwaa dega.. Kal nikalna tha humein jaise he Bhopal Police kaa mail yaa fax aaega hum nikal jaaenge usme caahe woh kuch kahein usase matlab naa Tha humein..Woh caahe humein aane se mana karein yaa welcome karein humein bus ye confirm karna tha ki unhone humaara message receive karliya hai that's it.. Bhopal humaare guards nahi jaa shaktey they warna ye saaf saaf personal lagta lekin Jack ko sath lejaa shakta tha main as woh mera guard tha filhaal or sabko maalum Hai meri Jaan ko khatra hai.. Toh Bhopal Jaaenge Main Abeer Mangal Ami Jack Ravi Sam Rohit Anjali Jiya Pooja Rajat Ajay, Deepak or Priyanka and ofcourse Chang toh jaaega he alag se... Priyanka ko andar he rakhenge so no big deal..
Maine Anaa ko Message kiya ki mereko Jaana Hai Kuch din k liye toh ussne bola merese Mille bina nahi Jaana toh woh subah khud haweli aane waali thi..
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Wah bhai yeh bhabhi ko kabse carry bhai ki tarah roast karne ka saukh chad chuka hainUpdate-13(College)
Main-So bhai ab kaam bata diya hai sabko kon kya kya karega woh dekhlo..
Deva-Victim ki family se Mangal mill lega isko jaantey hain usski family waale jo Marra tha uss din..
Main-Kaise??
Deva-Mangal he gaya tha unke ghar muwaawja dene unhe.. Even uske bhai ko job bhi lagwaaya issi ne personally...
Main-Arrey gajab..
Mangal-Ye hojaaega easy hai..
Deva-Case reopen request k baad media kaa dhyaan Rishi rakh lega...
Rishi - Yep..
Deva-CBi se main baat karlunga..
Main-Bus toh fir sab done..
Deva-Ek do din lagenge in sab mein toh koi issue nahi hai aaram se karo sab..
Main - Ok guys lets do it ek or aaya hai isko bhi bhejtey hain..
Abeer-Hell yeah..
Deva-Also his death should be a message to everyone out there that do not mess with us or we will ruin your entire fucking life..so make his death painful..
Mangal - Yep..
Sab-Lets do it..
Maine Anjali and team ko inform kiya ki kya scene rahega wohlog already ready they.. Infact sablog ready they sabko blood caahiye tha aakhirkaar mujhpe attack hua tha.. Sab aaram se karna tha jaldbaaji nahi caahiye thi mujhe. Sab real lagna caahiye ye nahi hona caahiye ki mere liye he sab horaha hai thoda naam iss victim and uski family kaa hona caahiye taaki mujhe double sympathy Mille..
Next day main college Jaane waala Tha for time pass as ghar par bore hota hun main bahot jyaada.. Actually mera result aachuka tha or mereko bhaari bhayaaanak numbers Mille they dono he sems mein kitane ye yaad nahi mujhe lekin Ravi ne bataaya Tha bahot jyaada Mille they jo gajab baat thi kyunki iss year chill kar shakta tha main beshak fail hota rahun in chutiyon par dhyaan de shakta tha main iski wajah se..
Next day Subah main jaldi utha rojj ki tarah exercise ki then Gym mein gaya wahaan paseena bahaaya meri energy dheere - 2 waapis aarahi thi 65% takk aachuki thi aisa feel kar paa raha tha main.. Gym k baad main nahaake ready hua and niche aaya naasta karne Sam or Ravi bhi aachuke they Babhi bhi wahin thi..
Babhi-Jaruri nahi hai saari he class lagaana agar tired feel karo toh waapis aajaana..
Main-Ofcourse..
Babhi-Or ye MP mein kya scene hai??
Main-Jissne attack kiya tha woh hai udhar..
Babhi-Tu jaaraha hai??
Main-Bola toh Tha babhi theek hotey he main nahi rukkunga..
Babhi-Theek hua kahaan hai tu??Khud bata kitani hui recovery..
Main-Almost 60-70% lekin don't worry abhi nahi Jaana Hai toh easily recover hojaaunga or wahaan bhi konsa jaatey he laddna hai pehle Intel collect karni hai and all..
Babhi-Fine fine..
Main-Don't worry babhi I know Maine kya promise kiya tha aapko..
Sam-Bore naa Karo re subah subah.. Ye sadeli baatein kar kar k..
Babhi-Oh toh koi interesting baat aap he bataadijiye Sam sir.
Sam-Hmm..
Babhi-Last time Girlfriend kab banaai thi tune??
Sam-Ummm! Last month..
Babhi-Usse girlfriend nahi boltey serious relationship bol..
Sam-10th class mein I guess..
Babhi-Yeah that's what I thought..
Ravi-Lol Roasted..
Sam- Aise beijatti karoge toh main nahi khelunga..
Babhi-Naatak Matt karo dhyaan rakhna college mein guards toh sath he jaaenge naa??
Main-Haan.. Jack or Ami nahi jaaenge guards or humlog bhi apni guns lejaaenge sath..
Babhi - College mein guns?? Are you guys nuts..
Main-For safety purposes babhi..
Babhi-Safety purposes k liye tu lejaa ek baaki koi naa lega..
Sam-Apneko caahiye bhi nahi I am a master in hand to hand combat..
Ravi-Sam shut the fuck up for a second Jesus kitana bakwas dialouge maarega be.. Seedha seedha bol hum dono kaa aim bhi nahi hai utana..
Sam-Beijjati thodi karwaani hai seedha bolke..
Main-Alright lads lets go..
Sam-Bye babhi..
Babhi-Bye betu...
Main-Bye..
Ravi-Bye babhi..
Babhi-Bye take care..
Humlog bahaar aae bentley mein he Jaane waale they ofcourse aaj jack and Ami ko nahi lejaane waala Tha main kyunki awkward lagta hai.. Guards bahaar rahenge kaafi hai..
7 guards they jinko lead kar raha tha Aman jo bahot time se hai humaare sath one of the oldest and most trusted guards we have..
Aman-Ready bhai??
Main-Yep let's move. Sun Gate par he rehna ek do bus round lagaatey rehna koi suspect dikhe toh tumhe pata he hai kya karna hai..
Aman-Ji bhai..
Humlog nikale mere pass deagle thi college pohanchey gaadi Park ki guards ne gaadiyaan bahaar rouki or paidal he andar aae.. Hum teeno aae canteen ki side Rohit already wahin tha..
Aaj gajab baat ye hui ki Abhi gang wahaan nahi thi warna bc humessa wahin miltey hain..
Main-Jaldi Sutta peeke class chalo be babhi k liye ek aadh class toh lagaani hai woh puchengi Nicki mam se..
Ravi-Yep..
Hum guffa mein aae Rohit already coffee liye baitha tha udhar..
Humne cigarettes jalaai...
Rohit-aajkal main bahot classes laga raha hun bc teachers bhi confused hain..
Main-Lol..
Rohit - Waise dekha jaae toh college mein aake class mein he time pass acha hota hai.. Pura time ghuma bhi naa jaata..
Ravi-True..
Cigarettes peeke humlog aae class ki taraf class almost suru hone waali thi humlog aae uppar or class ki taraf jaarahe they toh raaste mein Nicki mam mill gayi..
Nicki - OH my god.. Class lagaane aae ho tumlog??
Ravi-Tumlog nahi ye, hum toh regularly lagaatey hain..
Main-Bc Injured nahi hota toh main bhi lagaata..
Ravi-Sure..
Nicki - It's good to see you guys together in college again..
Main-No its good to see you in college..
Nicki-Awww thankyou.. .. Chalo class chalo..
Humlog andar aae sath sath Nicki mam aai sabne wish kiya log ne mujhe bhi wish kiya like good to see you and all... Tab meri najar paddi Anaa par bc ye ladki din baa din cute hoti jaa rahi hai she was looking straight FIRE, Maine uski taraf wink kiya jispar ussne smile di mujhe.. and then hum pohanchey apni seat par.. As usual last mein.. Class hui suru..
Main-What the fuck is going on..
Ravi-Maheene mein ek din class aaega toh lawda samjh aaega...
Main-True..
Khair class hui over or ab gap tha ek class kaa issliye humlog aae bahaar.. Nicki Mam Anaa wagairaah Sab aae toh bahaar saamne he Amit Sir dikh gaye Amit jo apna Khaas hai woh kinhi 2 students ko suna raha tha..
Amit - Itana bada chaudhary naa bana hai tu raiptaa main niche paddega jaake bhundi shakal k..
Ladka-Tameej se baat karo sir.
Ye suntey he Ravi ne diya uss ladke ko piche se gardan par raiptaa jisse lagtey he woh aage ko kishak gaya or fir palta gusse mein maarne lekin piche Ravi ko dekh wahin rukk gaya..
Ravi-Maar naa bhosdk maar ke dekh..
Ladka-Sorry Ravi bhai..
Amit-Arrey mere sher.. K dhang mere betey..
Amit aaya meri taraf mera Khaas hai woh or aatey he Galle Milla usko ghanta farak naa padta puri class ghurr rahi ho yaa nahi..
Main-Gurudev daya aapki..
Amit-Meri k daya hove thi yaar daya teri hai tu bata theek hai k nahi??
Main-Ek dum fit..
Amit-Bhai tera bahot tedha kaam Hai iski beti kai hospital mein gaya main tereko millne itani security thi maano Taliban waala hai tu.. Woh toh Ravi mill gaya warna andar naa Jaane detey..
Main-Kand bhi toh Taliban level kaa tha..
Amit-Ahahaha..
Sam-Inka kya hua Master??
Amit-Arrey bakwas kar rahe they gunde ban rahe they yaade..
Sam-Ek or dey toh Ravi..
Nicki-Ravi.. Nahi..
Main-Chhodo be bhaago tumlog aage se bakwass nahi karna tumse bahot uppar hai sirji...
Woh dono chale gaye wahaan se..
Nicki-Aap khud he rakh detey Amit sir inko toh ek ek..
Amit-Marr naa jaata madam mera ek khaake..
Nicki-Hehe..
Ashish - LOL..
Nicki mam chali gayi wahaan se humaari class waale bandey bache bus udhar..
Amit-(Aaram se) Sutta hai??
Main-Bilkul hai aao aap..
Amit-Jaldi lekin, meri class hai ye..
Main-Chalo fir.
Wohlog chale main rukk gaya Anaa thi piche sablog nikal gaye last mein Main or Anaa they..
Anaa-Hii..
Main-Hello.. Kya Baat Hai aaj toh kuch jyaada he maal lag rahi ho..
Anaa-Aww thank you... Waise tum bhi kaafi rapid recovery kar rahe ho abs waapis aarahe hain tumhaare...
Main-Yep i am working hard..
Anaa-Dikh raha hai.. Its good to see you in class..
Main-Same its good to see you in class mann laga rehta hai..
Anaa-Aisa hai toh mere pass kyun nahi baith tey..
Main-Pagal naa hun main jo aage baithungaa..
Anaa - Main aajaun fir piche??
Main-Aji Haan piche Sam Kuch naa padhney dega bahot bhonkta hai woh..
Anaa-Hehe..
Amit-(Durr se Chilaake) O Aaja Himesh Reshmiya ib baadmein batlaa liye..
Main-Aaya master..
Anaa-Lol.. Himesh Reshmiya..
Main-Ye ek do or dialogue maare usase pehle Jaane do mereko..
Anaa-Hehe.. Jaao jaao..
Main aage aaya jahaan Sam khadda tha call aaya tha uske pass kissi kaa toh main or Anaa uska wait karne lage Jaane k liye ki uska phone baja jeb mein..
Main-What the fuck.. 2 phone leliya kya be??
Sam-What the fuck phone ek he haibe ye Car key alert kar rahi hai.. Ussne jeb se car key remote nikaala jo sound kar raha tha matlab koi security k sath cheddkhani kar raha hai gaadi ki or ye tabhi bajta hai jab koi bada issue ho car mein.. It means someone is tampering with our car..
Sam ne mujhe dekha maine Sam ko dekha or fir dono ek sath bhaage parking ki taraf..
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