Update-223(Case Closed)
Ranvir- Batao mujhe tumhe ye kaise pata tha ki gun casings and residue Uppar millega woh killer saaf nahi karke gya hoga woh sab..
Main-Kyunki ye paid hit thi yaani kissi hitman ne kiya ye sab or koi itana professional hitman safaai nahi karta usse jarurat nahi padti usko itana trust hota hai apni skills par.. So ab tumhe karna ye hai ki aisa banda dhundana hai jo Ameer ho powerful ho smart ho and uske contacts hon kaafi..
Ranvir-Yeah matlab 55% of Delhi.. Aise kaise dhundenge..
Dia-Nahi easy hai Humein aisa banda dhundana hai jisko in sab se problem ho jo in sab ko marwana caaahta ho.. Kam he log honge aise jinko in sab se itani Nafrat ho jo inko marwaa diya.. Isme kya rocket science hai..
Main-Nahi.. Usko in sab se problem nahi thi ye bus dikhaane k liye hai.. Agar koi aisa banda hota jisse in sab se problem hai toh woh inhe ek sath kabhi nahi marwata kyunki usase seedha uske Uppar he shakk jaaega kyunki jaisa tumne kaha aise kam he bandey milenge jinko in sab se problem ho toh seedha pakkada jaaega woh, Toh itana smart toh hai woh ek sath nahi marwata actually killer ko hit keval ek bandey ki di gayi thi or woh tha ye.. Ye banda I think ye actor hai..
Dia-How can you say that??
Main-Kyunki sabse Pehle issi ko goli maari thi woh bhi seedha khopdi Mein dekho ye Yahaan tha party over hui ye log kaafi nashe Mein they last Mein yelog he bache they yelog Jaane lage Yahaan se and sabse aage ye tha actor Pehli goli isko lagi music sound and nashe ki wajah se unhone gourr nahi kiya and then ussne Baaki sabko goli maari bus cover up karne k liye taaki shakk naa jaae kissi ko or jaae bhi toh logon ko ye samjh naa aae ki hit kiske liye thi or fir Humein in sab k dushman dhundaney padtey jisme bahot time lagjaata..
Vivek-He is pretty smart I must say..
Ranvir-Shut up.. Ye theories sab sunaney Mein theek lag rahi hain..
Main-These are not theories that's the truth that's what happened..
Ranvir-What if you are wrong??
Main-I am never wrong.. Never.. Ye hotel ki booking kissne ki thi party k liye?? In 6 Mein se kissi ek ne ki thi naa?? Or most probably Iss actor ne he ki hogi..
Dia-Ab ye kaise pata chala tumhe?? Niche reception par pucha??
Main-Nahi.. Jissne bhi hit di thi woh pakka iss hotel se connected hai issliye hotel cameras Ekdum precisely time par bandh and chaalu hue they, hack nahi hue they naa he kharaab kiye gaye they toh 2 He options bache first yaa toh unhone paise diye guards wagairaah ko cameras off karne ko jo hoga nahi kyunki itana risk kyun lenge bhalla woh isase acha mask pehan k Thok k nikal letey aise noob guards ko paise deke kya faayda jo 2 raipton Mein munh khol denge toh last option hai woh jo bhi tha iss hotel se connected tha toh abhi tumhe aisa banda dhundana hai jo iss Actor and hotel se connected ho.. Jo easy hai..
Wohlog khaddey khaddey mujhe he ghurre jaa rahe they..
Main-Well hurry Up then..
Dia-Rohan tumlog iski details nikaalo kon hai aisa shaks dhundo...
Ranvir-Lekin hitman ka kya?? Usko kaise dhundenge..
Main-Usko bhi dhund lenge Pehle isko toh dhundo.. Main paani pee lun tabtak?? Galla sukh gaya itana bol k..
Ranvir-OK..
Main Vivek and Ami wahan se nikale..
Vivek-Holy smokes you are fucking smart..
Main-I know..
Vivek-That was some James Bond level shit bro..
Main-Ye hotel kaa owner kidhar hai??
Vivek-Niche office Mein..
Main-Let's go..
Vivek-Usase kyun milna hai??
Main - Question karne hain..
Vivek-Arrey question cbi waalon ko karne do Owner reputed and connected banda hai aisi taisi kardega..
Main-Nahi karega.. Simple se questions hain..
Humlog lift se niche aaye or owner k office ki taraf gaye toh bahaar receptionist ne roukk liya Humein..
Main-Humlog cbi se hain.. Itani lambi jail hojaaegi ki samjh bhi naa aaegi..
Receptionist - Sorry sir.. Sorry aaiye..
Humlog ek mast se office Mein enter hue usme bichon bich table and chair thi table k dusari taraf ek 50-52 ki age kaa budha baitha tha Ekdum well dressed and all..
Receptionist - Ye hain Deven Kumar..
Main-Hi.. We are from the cbi..
Woh receptionist room se bahaar chali gayi..
Deven-Hii.. Aaiye baithiye.. Its sad to hear what happened here maine aapke incharge ko bhi bola tha jo help caahiye hum woh karenge.
Main-Yeah Humein koi help nahi caahiye bus hum toh aapko inform karne aaye they ki hum culprit k Ekdum close hain actually in fact hum usko pakkadne he waale hain but the bad thing is woh is hotel se connected hai..
Deven-Matlab..
Main-Matlab koi iss hotel kaa he banda isme involved hai ussi ne cctv cameras off karwaae they.. Infact 6 murders toh cover-up tha real Mein keval woh uss actor ko he marwaane aaye they..
Ye sun woh thoda chownka..
Main-Hmm matlab tumne nahi karwaaya..
Deven-Kya???
Main-Actually main dekhna caah raha tha kahin ye tumne he toh nahi karwaaya but nahi Tumhaare facial expressions se saaf hai ye tumne nahi kiya but iski jaankaari tumhe bhi thi..
Deven-Kya Bakk rahe ho officer jaanta hai kon hun main 2 minutes Mein aisi jagah bhijwa dunga kissi ko samjh bhi nahi aaega..
Main-Hmm.. Interesting... Ok.. Main toh Tumhaare he bhalle k liye kar raha tha lekin tumhe nahi bachana apna hotel toh Jaane do.. Ok good bye enjoy.. Sorry for the inconvenience..
Ye bolke main mudda or humlog bahar ki taraf nikale toh woh piche se he chilaaya.
Deven - Hey tum rukko.. Rukko.. Come back here.
Main-Yes. I know tum smart toh ho..
Deven-Kya bol rahe ho tum..
Main-Dekho simple c baat hai ye sab jissne kiya woh tumse related tha jyaada nahi but Haan related hai tumse issliye tum usse bachaane ki koshish kar rahe ho.. Lekin kya woh Tumhaare is hotel se bhi Khaas hai kyunki Humne Saara case uncover kar liya hai or kal takk uss shaks ko bhi dhundlenge or miltey he usko 2jhaapad lagenge then obviously woh tumhara naam bhi lega kyunki cctv Mein tumne bhi help karwaani hai and then bam tumhe lagegi accessory to 6 murders kitani lambi jail hoti hai pata hai?? And also ye hotel bhi jaaega RIP..
Deven - Tumhe kaise pata ye sab??
Main-Because I am Smart..
Deven-Mujhse kya caahiye tumhe..
Main-Uska naam boldo and main ye prove karwaadunga ki cctv kand Mein Tumhaara koi hath nahi tha.
Deven - kaise??
Main-Aaj day konsa hai..
Deven - Monday..
Main-Toh tum bolna Monday ko daily iss time maintenance k liye cameras bandh hotey hain and tumhaare kissi bhi cctv operator ko paise khilaao and usko yahi same baat bolne kaa bolo.. And then court Mein bolna ekdin jab tum drunk they toh ye sab puch raha tha woh shaks jissne supari di thi uss actor ki and bam tum safe ho.. Kaam karega bus tumhe trusted banda caahiye jo Tumhaare pass hoga he..
Deven apne cabinet Mein gaya ek bada sa whiskey kaa peg piya ussne..
Deven-OK main ready hun..
Main-Gajab.. Sunao fir Kahaani..
Deven-Ye jo tumhara Actor hai Himesh.. Iski wife mere sale ki beti hai Akshra naam hai uska.. Ye Himesh k sath uski marriage Ekdum end par thi ye humessa usko cheat karta tha playboy tha woh bahot baar dono Mein jhagde bhi hue Himesh ne Usko maara bhi baat public nahi hui kyunki Dono he reputed families se they issliye public ki image Mein ye dono ek ideal couple they lekin andar se inki marriage khokhli thi issliye ek din mera Sala mere pass aaya ussne mujhe ye sab bataaya or ussne mujhe force kiya ki main uski help karun toh maine usse party organize karwane ko kaha Himesh k naam se he jissme ussne sablogon ko bulaaya and ussne mujhe bus cctv kaa kuch karne ko kaha jo maine karwa diya obviously and then Baaki sab plan uska he tha.. I don't know kon killer tha kisko supari di gayi thi.
Main-Awesome, killer hum Tumhaare saale sahaab se puchlenge.. Vivek bhai..
Lawde kaa Vivek bhai woh bechaara switch off hogaya tha woh shocked tha ki ye sab aise kaise hogaya.. Woh bawla hogaya tha..
Vivek-Okkk..kkk..
Ye sun woh gaya wahan se ab wahan bache main or Ami...
Deven - Main bach toh jaaunga naa??
Main-50 crore..
Deven-Kya??
Main-Dhyaan se sun bhosdk tu bach jaaega ye jo sab tujhe bataaya tha woh 50 crore Mein padega tujhe..
Deven-50Crore??? I. F. Itana.. Paisa..
Main-Tere liye itana nahi hai.. Sun Dhyaan se Time kam hai mere pass tujhe kya karna hai 40 crore toh in cash and 10 crore kaa gold or diamond Kal dophar net 3 baje takk ready rakhna hai mera banda le jaaega..
Deven-Nnnananma.. Maine toh help bhi ki hai t
T. Tumhaari..
Main-Chup maadarchod tere help k bina yahaan takk aagaya tha main toh shyaam takk tere sale takk bhi pohanch Jaata ab shyaana Matt ban sun Haan yaa naa bol cbi waale aane waale hain or woh meri sunenge teri nahi.. Bol manjurr hai..
Deven-25crore..taiyaar hun main..
Main-Bhosdk dhaniya lene aaya hai.. Saale ek month Mein kamalega waapis tu.. Teri life se jyaada important thodi hai..
Deven - Leleekin..
Main - Lekin bekin nahi time kam hai Haan yaa naa bol.. Wohlog aatey he honge. Tera future meri muthi Mein Hai sochle.. Unke aatey he main sach bata dunga..
Deven soch Mein padd gaya tabhi gate khulla or Ranvir andar aaya.
Deven-OK done yes... Yes..
Main-Perfect..
Ranvir-Kya yes??
Main-Ye help karenge humaari...
Ranvir-Boliye Deven sahaab..
Then maine unhe story sunaai actually CBI waale Deven k against nahi Jaa shaktey they lekin maine Deven k mann Mein khouff paida kar diya tha aisa khouff jo ussko khaa raha tha andar se usse meri help ki jarurat bhi nahi thi koi bhi vakeel usse yahi bahana batata jo maine bataaya lekin farak sirf itana hai I am Smart.. Ab mujhe kuch nahi karna tha cbi waale usse khud bachaaenge and Rahi baat uske saale ki toh uski toh Maa chud he gayi.. Ab uske through hitman takk pohanchana or bhi ashaan hoga.. 1 ghantey k 50 crore leliye maine isase yaani per second 1 lakh 38 hajaar rupees. I am costly as fuck..
Ab Ranvir wagairaah kahani sunte he nikale Deven k saale ko pakkadne main or Ami unke sath nikale.. Main Ranvir Dia Ami and Vivek fortuner Mein they jisse Vivek drive kar raha tha.. Case Closed..
Dia-You are very smart I must say..
Main-I know..
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