Update-41(It's Getting Real)
Main-So team..
Sab-(Chilaake) Yes boss..
Main-Let's kill some people..
Sab-Let's gooooo..
Sab chilaae sabne apna hath middle mein daale or promise kiya ki ye karna hai for sure.. Humaari awaaj sun babhi bhi andar se aagayi...
Babhi-Ye kya tha??
Main-Excitement..
Babhi-Itana loud Waah.. Mujhe laga main firse school mein aagayi hun..
Ye sun sablog hans diye..
Babhi-Hogayi meeting??
Main-Yep aapko bolna hai kuch..
Babhi-Jyaada kuch nahi bus yahi ki I have full faith in you guys tumlog India ki best team ho or tum caaho toh kuch bhi kar shaktey ho or ye bhi karloge bus never loose trust in yourselves...
Sab-Thanks babhi..
Babhi-Abhi dinner se pehle koi kahin nahi jaaega bus 15 minutes Orr..
9 baj gaye they raat k humlog uske baad dinner k liye baithey ek sath kaafi acha laga sab log ek sath they or ab ek sath he rahenge...
Main - Jack or Vinny kabtak free honge bhai??
Deva-Jack free Hai Vinny mere sath rahega kuch time Jack ko lelena tumlog..
Abeer-Haan woh bhi toh team k members he hain..
Main-Yep..
Dinner k baad humlog bahaar lawn mein they sab..
Main--So Simple si baat hai Namit nahi aaega Saamne abhi Sunny or Uday aae hain wohlog saamne nahi aaenge pardey k piche se drugs failaaenge unke kaafi contacts hain yahaan par issliye humein drugs k through he untak pohanchna hai issliye bhai Pure Haryana mein jo bhi drugs related case aae woh ACU ( humaari team) ko he Millna caahiye...
Deva-Hojaaega..
Main-Or uske liye humlog 2 teams mein honge jo pure area mein fail jaaengi Ab humaara area sabse important hai issliye Main Sam Ravi Rohit Anjali Abeer and Ami yahaan k cases dekhenge.. Mera Sam Ravi or Rohit ka college wagairaah hai toh humlog idhar rahein toh better hai..
Abeer-OK..
Main-dusari team Hogi Jiya Mangal Ajay Deepak Rajat Priyanka Jack and Pooja yelog apne aas pass ki districts k cases dekhenge.. Jyaadatar Cases bus ye 2 jagah par he honge kyunki unhe humaare Paas aana hai toh humein yahaan dhyaan rakhna hai har case dekhna hai uske uppar k bandey takk pohanchna hai bus fir kya hum Sunny or Uday takk pohanch jaaenge and Then Namit durr nahi..
Sab-Yep.. Lets do it..
Uske baad sab apne apne ghar k liye nikale hum bhi andar aae or mast taan k soye.. Subah time se utha fresh hua and maine kiya Rohit k pass call..
Main-Uth gaya be??
Rohit-Haan bus nahaaya hun..
Main-Sun ek kaam Kar tere contacts toh hain he apne area k jitane bhi colleges haina unke student president or kuch important students ko aaj subah 9.30 baje apne college canteen mein bulaa lena..harr college k students aane caahiye I don't give a fuck female college hai yaa nahi..
Rohit-Aajaenge aaenge kyun nahi gand naa fod dun..
Main-Shabbas Abhi gang Ashish wagairaah ko bhi boldena...pohanch college..
Call disconnected..
Actually sabse main target Namit kaa youth hoga yaani colleges universities issliye inse mulaqat jaruri thi.. Bahot jaruri..
Main ready hoke niche aaya Breakfast kiya Sam or main Ready they Ravi aaj late utha tha toh uski wajah se thoda late hue humlog khair uske aatey he humlog nikale raaste mein Rohit ko pick kiya..
Main-Hogaya kaam??
Rohit-Yep aane lag gaye honge sab...
Main-Perfectooo...
Humlog college pohanche gaadi Park ki or canteen ki side aae time hochuka tha sablog aa he chuke honge or yahi hua humlog canteen mein aae toh canteen mein full yudh chal raha tha munhchodi kaa.. Wahaan almost Sab colleges k representatives they or unmein se kissi ki aapas mein nahi banti issliye sab ekdusare k sath bakchodi kar rahe they woh usko suna raha woh usko.. Puri canteen ki gand maar rakhi thi Abhi gang bhi wahaan thi Anaa bhi aai thi.. Wahaan woh ek londa or tha jisko 2.0 ne president banwaaya tha woh Mona kaa bhanja yaa bhateeja jo bhi tha Vivek uski humaare college k students k sath bilkul nahi banti issliye woh or uske sathi Abhi Ashish and lucky k sath bakchodi kar rahe they.. Or Abhi wagairaah college mein kuch jyaada kar nahi shaktey they jiska faayda uthake unmein se ek banda toh bilkul he chadd raha tha Abhi gang par, unmein ab Tumhaari babhi bhi aati hai jo mujhe bilkul passand naa aaya mujhe kya Sam Ravi or Rohit ko bhi passand naa aaya aakhir babhi toh unki hai..
Issliye main uss londey k just piche gaya uske kandhe par touch kiya jisase woh mudda..
"Kyaa haibbbbb"
Woh aage kuch bolta usase pehle mera punch or uska thobda woh punch aisa laga ki woh table k uppar se jaake girra or iss punch ne uss canteen k shor ko seconds k hissab se shant kar diya..
Main-Good Morning Guys..
Humein wahaan dekh woh aise chup hogaye maano kabhi kuch kiya he naa ho.. Jo jahaan tha woh wahin rukk gaya.. Ab Uss londey ko girrtey he Rohit ne uthaaya or usko maara table k uppar se Sam ki taraf faink k udhar Sam or Ravi ne niche paddey paddey he laat ghusse jaadne suru kardiye usko.. Koi kuch nahi bola uske sathi aise khadey they maano usko jaantey he naa hon.. Iss bich main ek chair leke baitha unsabke middle mein..
Ab woh Vivek shock se bahaar aaya or pehle toh aake mere pair chuwe ussne..
Vivek-Parnaam bhai..
Main-Parnaam...
Uske baad ek ek kar sabne namaste good morning parnaam wagairaah kiya..
Main - ye sab toh theek hai aage se agar maine bulaaya ho toh wahaan aake bhokna bhi mere kehney par hai or kaatna bhi mere kehney par samjhey..warna itana maarunga ki president girri piche se nikal jaaegi or pata bhi naa chalega..
Sab-Ji bhai..
Main-Bus karo re bahaar bhagaado isko..
Rohit ne usko bahaar ki taraf laat maari or woh bc rukka nahi seedha Bhaag liya..
Main - Haan toh aaiye baithiye sab..
Main Rohit Sam or Ravi wahin chairs par baithey or humaare saamne baaki sab puri canteen full hogayi thi keval unhi se..
Main-So pehle toh thanks aane k liye now jitani bhi females hain aaplog thoda sa udhar baith jaao jaake aapse baadmein milta hun Laxman Sabko coffee wagairaah pilaa be..
Laxman-Ji bhai...
Ladkiyaan wahaan se thodi Hattke baith gayi...sunaai dega unhe par itana distance kaafi tha..
Main-Haan ab aata hun topic par actually mera issue hai ek, tumhe toh pata he hai aajkal drugs wagairaah bahot jyaada chal rahe hain mainly colleges and universities mein jo dekha jaae toh bahot galat baat hai haina.. Ab yahaan tum sab mojjud ho yahaan aas pass k sabhi colleges se ho tum, iss college ko chhod do ek baar yahaan k liye humlog theek hain baaki sab sunlo tumhe karna kya hai, koi bhi college mein drug related activity dikhe koi bhi caahe choti si he ho tumlog k pass Rohit kaa number hai turant call karoge.. Like turant seconds k hissab se.. Ab baat aati hai agar nahi kiya toh, toh aaj nahi toh kal mujhe pata chal he jaaega, haina??
Ye sun sabne Haan mein mundi hilaai..
Main-Or jab mujhe pata chalega tab issue hojaaega tumhaare liye president banana toh durr ki baat hai main tumhe galli kaa kutta bananey laayak bhi nahi chhodunga.. Likh k deta hun police, politics, tumhaare sathi, tumhaare parents koi kuch nahi kar paaega caahe galati Tumhaari naa ho I don't give a fuck kuttey ki tarah douda douda k maarunga issliye jo bhi news ho Rohit takk pohanchni caahiye... Rohit..
Rohit-Ab isme tumhaara kya faayda?? Well technically kuch bhi nahi lekin ab time aagaya Hai tumhe mere diye ehsaan waapis karne kaa maine lagaalo aajtak Tumhaari sabki saikdon baar help ki hai even main college mein nahi tha tab bhi maine tumhaare president campaign ko increase karwaayaa hai saikdon baar tum mein se jyaadatar toh first time president he meri wajah se bane they.. tumlog bhenchod harr month lafda karke arrest hotey they bachaata kon Tha?? Rohit bhai.. Tha ki nahi??
Sab-Ji bhai ji..
Rohit-So ab faayda yahi hai ki mujhe information milti rehni caahiye badle mein acha he millega kuch naa kuch.. Nahi karoge toh nuksaan bahot jyaada hai issliye risk lena he nahi hai tumlog ko..
Sam-Bus ek call ek call baaki hum khud dekhlenge.. Samjhe..
Sab-Ji bhai.. Bilkul karenge..
Ladka1-Ji Rohit bhai bilkul karenge karna he hoga humein humaare youth kaa sawaal hai..
Ladka2-For sure bilkul karenge..
Vivek-Ji bhai sab karenge hum sab aapke sath hain chinta Matt kijiye..
Ravi -Shabbas.. Toh chalo nikalo bill main pay kardunga..
Ye sun woh sablog khadey hoke ek ek karke wish karke nikalte rahe.. Ab wahaan bache keval females.. Humaare college ki Ladkiyaan bhi thi Anaa Arushi Sneha Divya Ritu Mouni wagairaah Sab.. Humlog chairs aage leke unki side aae humaari awaaj thodi bahot toh aai hogi yahan takk jiski wajah se wohlog kaafi nervous thi..
Main-Hi guys.. Dont worry wohlog ko ussi language mein samjh mein aata hai don't mind that wohlog deserve kartey hain..
Rohit-Yep.. Simple bhaasha unhe samjh naa aati.. You guys are good don't worry...
Main-So issue ye hai ki representatives toh tumlog bhi ho apne apne colleges ki or ladkiyaan bhi drugs k influence k under bahot aarahi hain reason caahe koi bhi ho aarahi hain, main baat ye hai, iske alaawa kuch ladkiyaan kissi k contact mein aake khud he dealer ban gayi hain aisi ladkiyaan jinpar kabhi kissi ko shakk naa ho issliye tumlog ko bhi wahi karna hai Call rohit agar kuch bhi awkward lage toh baaki hum dekhlenge.. Ye sab humaare betterment k liye toh hai he obviously jo ye kaam Kar raha hai uske bhi betterment k liye hai.. Issliye agar kuch bhi ho toh take there number in 3 mein se kissi ko bhi call karo or Agar tumlog kaa man nahi kar raha number kissi ladke k sath share karne kaa toh tumlog obviously ek dusare ko jaantey he hoge issliye Mouni Arushi Yaa Anaa ko bhi call kar shaktey ho tumlog woh humein inform kardengi..
Ladki 1-Humein koi issue nahi hai we will help for sure..
Main-Great.. Thats the spirit..
Ladki 1-By the way tumhaare numbers nahi lagtey ab AP, kya hua number badal liye kya??
Uss time mujhe realise hua ki ye jitani bhi hain inmein se jyaadatar humlogon ki ex reh chuki hain you know back in old days jab hum play boys hua kartey they"" 1 raat kaa sath or fir khatam baat"".. Ab ye hui awkward situation kyunki Anaa wahin thi..
Main-Iraadey badal liye Madam..
Ladki2-Tabhi toh najar nahi aatey tum we miss those old days jab tum college visit kartey they chit chat hoti thi...
Main-Yep yep yaad hai mujhe bus bus..
Ab Rohit ne sambhaala morcha..
Rohit-So yahi tha Tumhaari choti si help kaafi jindagiyaan bacha shakti hain issliye do not hesitate just call us.. Thanks..
Ye bolke Rohit khadda hua or main toh wait he kar raha tha humlog seedha guffa mein aae...
Sam-Mujhe toh dhyaan he naa Tha bhenchod bhaanda nahi futt gaya tha..
Rohit-Haan bhenchod jab uss time agar ladkiyon ki shakal yaad rakhtey toh aaj ye noubatt naa aati bhenchod half city ki ladkiyon k sath so chuke ho tumlog..
Main-Tumlog aji Waah bhosdk tu toh jaise saadhu mahatma hai maadarchod sabse aage tu he tha..
Ravi-I agree..
Sam-By the way AP tujhe kya lagta hai colleges mein hoga ye sab..
Main-100% abhi likh k lele colleges mein he hoga sabse jyaada students bahot chutiya hotey hain or unke sapne badey badey issliye easily fans jaatey hain or woh kehtey haina kissi country ki gand maarni hai toh uske youth ki gand maardo baaki kaam apne aap hojaaega wahi Namit kaa plan hai.. And that is bad..
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