Thriller Waah! Life Ho Toh Aisi - The Merchant Of Death ( COMPLETED )

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WLHTA - The Serpent Of Underworld

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[Nevil singh]

Update-46(Brijesh-1)



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Woh guard darpok tha jo main samajh he gaya tha woh sab bata dene waala tha or aisa he horaha tha Filhaal..

Anjali-Ye ladki ko kyun, kaise fansaaya??

Guard-Wwoh.

Main-Merese puchlo ye toh chutiya story hai, ye kissi din college k ek corner Mein Ghar waalon se ladke munh fulaake baithi hogi kuch diya nahi hoga ghar waalon ne khareed k kyunki marks kam aarahe they isko or issi kaa faayda uthake Iss nashedi neapproach kiya hoga ki paisa bhi milega or study Mein Bhi concentration rahega bus lelo.. Or ye shakal se he waisi hai Maan gayi hogi ki laao dedo mujhe, fuck my parents unhone kiya kya hai mere liye.. Right Nandini ji??? Aisa he kuch tha naa??

Ab ye sun woh rone lagi yani yahi sach tha.. Nice.. Bhenchod..

Main-Waise Baat sahi thi Tumhaari kiya kya hai Tumhaare parents ne Tumhaare liye bus 20-22 saal takk paala he toh hai tumhe Tumhaare liye apne sapne todey hain unhone or kuch thodi kiya hai bus yahi hai..

Anjali-Iske alawaa college Mein jiss jiss ko drugs deta tha unki details chaahiye mujhe..

Guard-Jjii madam bilkul dedunga list hai mere pass.. Bus madam or kuch nahi pata mujhe.. Main court Mein gawaahi bhi dedunga Brijesh k khilaaf.

Main-Uski jarurat nahi padegi Brijesh teri tarah lucky nahi hoga..

Guard-Mmmatlab..

Main-Matlab gawaahi ki jarurat tab hogi jab Brijesh teri tarah jinda bachega usse dekhte he goli maarunga main.. Isliye tu bus apna dekh Baaki main dekh lunga..

Guard-Jjii..

Main-Ab??? Chhod bhi dun?? Chala Jaana ghar.. Anjali isko chhod do Jaane do..

Guard-Nanananaaa.. Sahaab mujhe arrest karlo... Main.. Mujhe..

Main-Tujhe maardenge wohlog I know.. Lekin station Mein jagah he badhaaega tu, befaltu tera paperwork tera court case bc kon itana time lagaae ..

Guard-Nnaaa sahaab main sab kabool karlunga jo kahoge wahi karunga sahaab mujhe bus arrest karlo..

Anjali-Kya boltey ho boss..

Main-Hmmm.. Karlo arrest agar sab kabool kar he lega toh kya dikkat hai..

Anjali-Cool.. Ambulance and Baaki force aarahi hai so tumlog Jaa saktey ho hospital Yahaan main sambhaal lungi..

Sam-Lets go.. Guys..

Aruhsi or woh ladki Gaadi Mein baithi..

Sam-Aa be AP..

Main-Tumlog nikalo be main taxi wagairaah Mein aajaaunga..

Sam-What the hell kyun??

Main-Ye ladki trigger kar rahi hai mereko be.. Tereko maalum hai i hate jo log family k naa ho saktey.. Main kuch boldunga befaltu Mein..

Anaa-It's OK AP kuch acha he bologe tum uske liye..

Main-Achaa he toh naa bolunga..

Ravi-Yep jab trigger hota hai ye kuch bhi bol shakta hai..

Anaa-Koi naa let's go aao..

Anaa mera hath pakkad ke leke gayi Gaadi Mein.. Main aage baitha Sam drive kar raha tha..

Sam-Ruhi se puch toh hospital Mein he hai ya nahi..

Maine Ruhi k pass call kiya..

Ruhi - Haanji sir.

Main-Haanji madam Kahaan??

Ruhi - Hospital sir..

Main-Ok aarahe hain humlog...

Ruhi-Coool sir..

Call disconnected..

Main-(Aaram se) Sam Naam kya tha Iss ladki kaa??

Sam-Nandini..

Main-By the way Nandini kya lagta hai?? Bina drugs reh logi yaa rehab Jaana padega??

Nand-Mainee.... Main..

Main-Haan main kya??

Nand-I am fine I don't need rehab...Anaa Please call. My parents...

Anaa-Maine kardiya hai call hospital Mein milenge woh..

Main-Abhi yaad aai parents ki Goa jaate hue nahi Yaad aai??

Sam-(aaram se) lol chup be..

Nandi-I am sosso sorry I was not myself..

Main - I don't blame you..

Mera phone baja jo Abeer kaa tha..

Main-Jaanwar where the fuck are you..

Abeer-Abhi free hua be..

Main-Bc maalum tereko pure din se kitani ghisaai hui hai humari Sam ko kaam kar kar ke chakkar aagaye or saale tu busy he rahiyo..

Abeer-Notanki nahi be kya hua bol..

Maine usko aaj kaa scene samjhaya..

Abeer-Waah naya banda Brijesh waise bc ye 1 din bhi naa tikkega lawde kaa smuggler hai ye.. Thappad Mein mutt dega..

Main-Support hai Sunny kaa iske pass..

Abeer-Haan waise toh bandey bhi kaafi hain iske sath lekin sab noobs he hain easy hai..

Main-Cool sun Ruhi k pass Aa toh Gaadi leke mereko pick karlena...


Abeer-OK.. On my way..

Call disconnected..

Humlog hospital pohanchey usko leke andar aae seedha Ruhi k cabin Mein..

Ruhi-Arrey Waah puri party Yahaan.. What the hell Tumhaari naak ko kya hua..

Main-Wassup babes.. Sun actually scene ye hai ki..

Maine usko bataya sab..

Ruhi-No worries I'll take care of her tumlog baitho tabtak.. Main nurse bhejdeti hun Tumhaari naak par dawaai lagaa degi woh..

Ruhi Arushi or Woh Ladki chale gaye wahaan se humlog bache Baaki wahaan baithe.. Main Abeer kaa wait kar raha tha..

Sam-Ravi Rohit tum drop kardena inko main or AP nikalte hain tabtak..

Ravi-Aji Haan bhenchod chup chaap baitho..

Main-What the fuck main nahi be main jaraha hun iske parents aane waale hain be soch toh Kitani emotional Bakwaas baaji hogi you know main naa seh shakta..

Ravi-OK Baaki koi nahi Jaane waala..

Sam-Main jaaunga bhai..

Ravi-Tu hillke dikhaa...

Anaa-Chill guys chill.. Iske mom dad aajaaenge abhi tumlog ne already itana sab kardiya hai woh bahot jyaada hai aage wohlog sambhaal lenge. Tum sab Jaa shaktey ho..


Ravi-Really??

Anaa-Haan baba.. Bus ye non emotional sahaab ko dawaai lagwaane do..

Main-Heheheh.. Taane matt maaro mere andar nahi hai ab emotional waali line toh main kya karun..

Anaa-Uppar se bankar nahi aati kissi k andar AP woh khud baa khud develope hoti hai i am sure Tumhaare andar bhi hai..

Main-Yeah sure sure..

Anaa-I know for a fact Tumhaare andar bhi hai.. Right guys??

Rohit-Sabmein hoti hai isme nahi hai..

Ravi-Trueeee...

Sam-Yep abhi toh bahot time hai ahista ahista sab seekh jaaogi Bhabhi...

Anaa-Aap he sikhaa do ye sab devar ji..

Sam-No time men no time lots of work.. Abhi gundey pakadney hai mereko bahot Saare harr mission Mein mera cruital role hota hai..

Ravi-Haan Gaadi k andar baithney kaa..

Ye sun hum sab hans paddey..

Sam-Trueee..

Tabhi gate khula or nurse k badle woh doctor andar aai jo humessa mereko attend karti hai jab bhi injuries hoti hai mereko.. Boring hai but doctor gand faad hai ye. Kya Naam tha iska Reena yep Reena..

Reena-Well hello there AP..

Main-Oh god.. Tumhe or koi kaam nahi rehta kya mere alaawa Haan??

Anaa-What the hell AP how rude..

Main-Hum dono kaa chalta rehta hai.. Basically inko hospital Mein specially mere liye he rakha hai..

Reena-Lol..

Main-Lekin jo bhi hai she is an awesome doctor..

Reena-Haina??

Main-100%...

Reena-Idhar munh karo toh.. Kya laga??

Main-Table..

Reena-Dekh k chala karo naa sir..

Main - Faink k maari thi kissi ne..

Reena-Oh god...

Main-Haan..

Reena-By the way tum girlfriend ho iski??

Anaa-Wait what??

Main-What the hell..

Ravi-Tumhe kaise pata..

Reena-Tabhi toh ye itana sareef bana baitha hai.. Warna iski flirting bandh naa hoti..

Anaa-Oho ho toh sahaab flirting bhi karte hain..

Main-Wait wait wait.. Woh bus main Dard ko ignore karne k liye karta hun Haan woh bhi anesthesia k injections k Baad..


Anaa-Sure Sir sure..


Ussne koi dawaai lagaai meri naak par bhenchod naak double hone ko hogayi thi suzz k.. Or woh lagtey he humlog turant nikale hospital se bahaar Gaadi k pass aae toh Saamne se Abeer ki Gaadi aagayi..

Abeer-Bhenchod jab ek sath Aa he rahe they toh mereko kyun bhagaaya..

Main-Sorry phone karna bhulll gaya..

Abeer-Gand marwaana toh naa bhullta tu....arrey bhosdk ye naak ki kya gand marwaali.....

Main-Maadarchod ne stool maara be faink k...

Abeer-Bolo maadarchod log stool he faink faink k maar rahe hain bolo..

Main-Lol.. Chalo fir..

Humlog nikale waapis haweli k liye Bhai aaj ghar he they sabko bataaya kya scene tha meri naak kaa majaak bhi udaa lekin kaltak ye theek hojaaney waali thi jo sahi tha.. Next day subah humlog college k liye ready they.. Meri naak theek hochuki thi pain tha but ab normal size ki hogayi thi.. Naasta karke nikale humlog college pohanchke Rohit se mille he they ki Nicki mam ka call agaya..

Main-Yo mam..

Nicki-Kidhar??

Main - College..

Nicki-Mere chamber Mein aao toh tumlog i have a surprise for you guys..

Main-Aaila abhi aaye..

Call disconnected..

Sam-Kya??

Main-Nicki mam ne bulaaya hai surprise hai koi..

Sam-Oh hell yeah.. Jo Pehle pohancha uska..

Ye bolke Sam bhaaga or uske piche fir humlog bhaage bhenchod cheating karta hai bina counting Bhaag gaya.. Humlog gand faad bhaagte hue Nicki mam k chamber Mein aae Sam Pehle pohancha or seedha andar ghussa or humlog jaise he gate par poahnchey toh dekha ki Saamne Woh Uss ladki k mom dad mojjud they wahaan woh ladki bhi thi uske alaawa Anaa and Baaki Abhi gang bhi thi.. Bhenchod Maine aise break maare ki wahin k wahin rukk gaya Gaadi k naa maare aise break maine kabhi.. Mere piche piche Rohit or Ravi rukke.. Sam bhenchod andar ghuss he chukka tha.. Lawde kaa surprise bc ye emotional bakchodi k liye bulaaya, khel gayi Nicki mam lekin Sam ki gand Marr gayi uska munh aise hogaya ki bc abhi fatt jaayegi uski ek toh sans chaddey they usko Uppar se samajh nahi aaraha tha ye scene kya hai.. Humlog dabbe paon muddey wahaan se lekin bc Arushi ne dekh liya or lag gaye lawde..

Arushi-AP Ravi Rohit.. Kahaan??

Main-Yahin Aa rahe they hum toh.. Chamber bhull gaye they thoda..

Arushi-Oh aao aao..

Humlog andar aae or andar aatey he uss uncle or aunty dono ne hath jodd liye humare Saamne..

Main-Yo uncle please chill chill dekho yahi karna hai toh main Jaata hun fir..

Nicki-Rukk rey..

Main-Inko rouko Pehle..

Nicki-Unko kehna hai kuch..

Main-Toh hath hataao or bindaas bolo..


Uncle-Beta we are so thankful for everything you guys did for us.. Ye ehsaan hum jindagi bharr nahi bhullenge.

Main-Its ok uncle yahi kaam hai humara..

Fir woh aunty boli wahi same bakchodi Humne jyaada nahi hone diya.. Then humlog bache Anjali k call se Anjali Pooja Or Jiya college aai thi uss guard ne jin students ki list di thi jo drugs letey hain unki details lene address wagaairaah sab lena tha or thankfully aaj Advisor Rajendra uncle aae they college toh principal k pass Jaana he naa tha waise toh Anjali k pass warrant tha lekin fir bhi principal k huggne se acha hai.

Main-Take care uncle or tum Dhyaan rakhna ab aage se kissi ki baaton Mein Nahi aana family always comes first..

Nandini-Thank-you..

Main-Ok guys bye..

Ye bolke humlog nikale wahaan se..

Sam-Iske liye gand faad bhaage bolo hum...

Humlog Anjali and team se mille unke sath Rajendra uncle k pass aae or list k harr Naam Ki details lene lage kaafi Naam they but jyaadatar one timers they Matlab jissne keval try he kiya or chhod diya lekin fir bhi unke gharwaalon ko inform karna jaruri tha.. Humare city yaa aas pass k jo students they unko inform Anjali wagaairaah he kardenege jo dusari states k kuch they unke liye unke nearby police station Mein summon bhejdiya jaayega.. Kai students ki gand marrne waali thi isase lekin drugs se marrti utani nahi marregi.. Kaafi time lag gaya wahaan Humein almost 3 ghantey..

Anjali-agar next 3 weeks Mein Nahi rouktey humlog isko toh double hojaatey students.

Rajen-And this is bad college management ko pata bhi nahi chalta.. Socho Yahaan toh tumlog ho Baaki colleges kaa kya..?

Main-Woh bhi sambhaal liya uncle..

Anjali-Or sath sath jaisa AP ne bola tha usase abhi harr ek college Mein Ek team jaarahi hai or jo bhi staff, cook se leke professors takk last 2-3 months Mein add hue hain un sabki details verification hogi..

Rajen-Thats great..

Main-It is..

Anjali-Anyways thanks Rajendra ji for your help..

Rajen-Naa thanks to you guys for help..

Ravi-Welcome badle Mein next sem hum sabko pass kardena..

Rajen-Shut up Ravi..

Sam-Idea bura nahi hai uncle sochke dekho..

Rajen-Chalo nikalo warna Maar khaaoge ab..

Humlog bahaar aae office se ,bc kamar tutt gayi chair par baithey baithey..

Humlog bahaar aae toh bc classes over hogayi thi what the fuck.. Kahir jo bhi hai humlog parking side aae toh Anaa Arushi Abhi Ashish Mouni Ajit wagaairaah khaddey they wohlog jarahe they ghar..

Anjali- waise jaise he ye students k ghar waalon ko pata chalega Tumhaare dushman badh Jaane waale hain Iss college Mein..

Sam-Aji Haan ek ek ki pond naa Todd dunga.. Dushmani Humse Chief minister nahi leta ye Kahaan se lenge..

Anjali-Lol..

Abhi-kitane students honge approximately mam? ...

Anjali - Jyaada bahot jyaada..

Anaa-Oh God this is bad...

Iss conversation k bich 4 bandey aae wahaan jo kissi bhi angle se Iss college k nahi they kapdey theek thaak pehne they but shakal mawali waali thi inshort gundey he they..

Unhone aatey he namaste kiya mujhe..

Aadmi1-Ji hum Brijesh bhai ki taraf se aaein hain unko Baat karni hai aapse..

Main-Haan toh bulaao Kahaan hai?? Face to face karlunga..

Aadmi1-Kyun majaak karte ho bhai ye toh Humein bhi pata hai Saamne aatey he toh aap Maar he doge ..

Main-woh toh waise bhi maardunga tujhe kya lagta hai dhund naa shakta main usko??


Aadmi1-bilkuo dhund saktey ho bhai aap Bhagwaan ho Iss ilaake k.. Lekin unhe ek baar Baat karni hai ye lijiye phone lagaa diya hai maine..

Main-Naa I am good..

Aadmi1-Please bhai Baat nahi karwaai toh Humein peldenge woh..

Main-Toh?? Mera kya lena dena terese..

Pooja-Boss kariye naa Baat i insist kya pata koi kaam ki Baat ho.


Ye bolke Pooja ne usase phone leke mujhe diya or ab Pooja itani jyaada smart hai ki ussne diya hai toh kuch soch samajh k he diya hoga.. Isliye maine le liya.. Uska plan kya tha no idea but kuch important he ho shakta hai..

Continued..

atulniye update hai dost

 

[Nevil singh]

waiting bhai ji

 

[Rajesh]

Fadu update bro maza aa gaya hai


Waiting for the next update bro

 

[Vipul]

Update-46(Brijesh-1)



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Woh guard darpok tha jo main samajh he gaya tha woh sab bata dene waala tha or aisa he horaha tha Filhaal..

Anjali-Ye ladki ko kyun, kaise fansaaya??

Guard-Wwoh.

Main-Merese puchlo ye toh chutiya story hai, ye kissi din college k ek corner Mein Ghar waalon se ladke munh fulaake baithi hogi kuch diya nahi hoga ghar waalon ne khareed k kyunki marks kam aarahe they isko or issi kaa faayda uthake Iss nashedi neapproach kiya hoga ki paisa bhi milega or study Mein Bhi concentration rahega bus lelo.. Or ye shakal se he waisi hai Maan gayi hogi ki laao dedo mujhe, fuck my parents unhone kiya kya hai mere liye.. Right Nandini ji??? Aisa he kuch tha naa??

Ab ye sun woh rone lagi yani yahi sach tha.. Nice.. Bhenchod..

Main-Waise Baat sahi thi Tumhaari kiya kya hai Tumhaare parents ne Tumhaare liye bus 20-22 saal takk paala he toh hai tumhe Tumhaare liye apne sapne todey hain unhone or kuch thodi kiya hai bus yahi hai..

Anjali-Iske alawaa college Mein jiss jiss ko drugs deta tha unki details chaahiye mujhe..

Guard-Jjii madam bilkul dedunga list hai mere pass.. Bus madam or kuch nahi pata mujhe.. Main court Mein gawaahi bhi dedunga Brijesh k khilaaf.

Main-Uski jarurat nahi padegi Brijesh teri tarah lucky nahi hoga..

Guard-Mmmatlab..

Main-Matlab gawaahi ki jarurat tab hogi jab Brijesh teri tarah jinda bachega usse dekhte he goli maarunga main.. Isliye tu bus apna dekh Baaki main dekh lunga..

Guard-Jjii..

Main-Ab??? Chhod bhi dun?? Chala Jaana ghar.. Anjali isko chhod do Jaane do..

Guard-Nanananaaa.. Sahaab mujhe arrest karlo... Main.. Mujhe..

Main-Tujhe maardenge wohlog I know.. Lekin station Mein jagah he badhaaega tu, befaltu tera paperwork tera court case bc kon itana time lagaae ..

Guard-Nnaaa sahaab main sab kabool karlunga jo kahoge wahi karunga sahaab mujhe bus arrest karlo..

Anjali-Kya boltey ho boss..

Main-Hmmm.. Karlo arrest agar sab kabool kar he lega toh kya dikkat hai..

Anjali-Cool.. Ambulance and Baaki force aarahi hai so tumlog Jaa saktey ho hospital Yahaan main sambhaal lungi..

Sam-Lets go.. Guys..

Aruhsi or woh ladki Gaadi Mein baithi..

Sam-Aa be AP..

Main-Tumlog nikalo be main taxi wagairaah Mein aajaaunga..

Sam-What the hell kyun??

Main-Ye ladki trigger kar rahi hai mereko be.. Tereko maalum hai i hate jo log family k naa ho saktey.. Main kuch boldunga befaltu Mein..

Anaa-It's OK AP kuch acha he bologe tum uske liye..

Main-Achaa he toh naa bolunga..

Ravi-Yep jab trigger hota hai ye kuch bhi bol shakta hai..

Anaa-Koi naa let's go aao..

Anaa mera hath pakkad ke leke gayi Gaadi Mein.. Main aage baitha Sam drive kar raha tha..

Sam-Ruhi se puch toh hospital Mein he hai ya nahi..

Maine Ruhi k pass call kiya..

Ruhi - Haanji sir.

Main-Haanji madam Kahaan??

Ruhi - Hospital sir..

Main-Ok aarahe hain humlog...

Ruhi-Coool sir..

Call disconnected..

Main-(Aaram se) Sam Naam kya tha Iss ladki kaa??

Sam-Nandini..

Main-By the way Nandini kya lagta hai?? Bina drugs reh logi yaa rehab Jaana padega??

Nand-Mainee.... Main..

Main-Haan main kya??

Nand-I am fine I don't need rehab...Anaa Please call. My parents...

Anaa-Maine kardiya hai call hospital Mein milenge woh..

Main-Abhi yaad aai parents ki Goa jaate hue nahi Yaad aai??

Sam-(aaram se) lol chup be..

Nandi-I am sosso sorry I was not myself..

Main - I don't blame you..

Mera phone baja jo Abeer kaa tha..

Main-Jaanwar where the fuck are you..

Abeer-Abhi free hua be..

Main-Bc maalum tereko pure din se kitani ghisaai hui hai humari Sam ko kaam kar kar ke chakkar aagaye or saale tu busy he rahiyo..

Abeer-Notanki nahi be kya hua bol..

Maine usko aaj kaa scene samjhaya..

Abeer-Waah naya banda Brijesh waise bc ye 1 din bhi naa tikkega lawde kaa smuggler hai ye.. Thappad Mein mutt dega..

Main-Support hai Sunny kaa iske pass..

Abeer-Haan waise toh bandey bhi kaafi hain iske sath lekin sab noobs he hain easy hai..

Main-Cool sun Ruhi k pass Aa toh Gaadi leke mereko pick karlena...


Abeer-OK.. On my way..

Call disconnected..

Humlog hospital pohanchey usko leke andar aae seedha Ruhi k cabin Mein..

Ruhi-Arrey Waah puri party Yahaan.. What the hell Tumhaari naak ko kya hua..

Main-Wassup babes.. Sun actually scene ye hai ki..

Maine usko bataya sab..

Ruhi-No worries I'll take care of her tumlog baitho tabtak.. Main nurse bhejdeti hun Tumhaari naak par dawaai lagaa degi woh..

Ruhi Arushi or Woh Ladki chale gaye wahaan se humlog bache Baaki wahaan baithe.. Main Abeer kaa wait kar raha tha..

Sam-Ravi Rohit tum drop kardena inko main or AP nikalte hain tabtak..

Ravi-Aji Haan bhenchod chup chaap baitho..

Main-What the fuck main nahi be main jaraha hun iske parents aane waale hain be soch toh Kitani emotional Bakwaas baaji hogi you know main naa seh shakta..

Ravi-OK Baaki koi nahi Jaane waala..

Sam-Main jaaunga bhai..

Ravi-Tu hillke dikhaa...

Anaa-Chill guys chill.. Iske mom dad aajaaenge abhi tumlog ne already itana sab kardiya hai woh bahot jyaada hai aage wohlog sambhaal lenge. Tum sab Jaa shaktey ho..


Ravi-Really??

Anaa-Haan baba.. Bus ye non emotional sahaab ko dawaai lagwaane do..

Main-Heheheh.. Taane matt maaro mere andar nahi hai ab emotional waali line toh main kya karun..

Anaa-Uppar se bankar nahi aati kissi k andar AP woh khud baa khud develope hoti hai i am sure Tumhaare andar bhi hai..

Main-Yeah sure sure..

Anaa-I know for a fact Tumhaare andar bhi hai.. Right guys??

Rohit-Sabmein hoti hai isme nahi hai..

Ravi-Trueeee...

Sam-Yep abhi toh bahot time hai ahista ahista sab seekh jaaogi Bhabhi...

Anaa-Aap he sikhaa do ye sab devar ji..

Sam-No time men no time lots of work.. Abhi gundey pakadney hai mereko bahot Saare harr mission Mein mera cruital role hota hai..

Ravi-Haan Gaadi k andar baithney kaa..

Ye sun hum sab hans paddey..

Sam-Trueee..

Tabhi gate khula or nurse k badle woh doctor andar aai jo humessa mereko attend karti hai jab bhi injuries hoti hai mereko.. Boring hai but doctor gand faad hai ye. Kya Naam tha iska Reena yep Reena..

Reena-Well hello there AP..

Main-Oh god.. Tumhe or koi kaam nahi rehta kya mere alaawa Haan??

Anaa-What the hell AP how rude..

Main-Hum dono kaa chalta rehta hai.. Basically inko hospital Mein specially mere liye he rakha hai..

Reena-Lol..

Main-Lekin jo bhi hai she is an awesome doctor..

Reena-Haina??

Main-100%...

Reena-Idhar munh karo toh.. Kya laga??

Main-Table..

Reena-Dekh k chala karo naa sir..

Main - Faink k maari thi kissi ne..

Reena-Oh god...

Main-Haan..

Reena-By the way tum girlfriend ho iski??

Anaa-Wait what??

Main-What the hell..

Ravi-Tumhe kaise pata..

Reena-Tabhi toh ye itana sareef bana baitha hai.. Warna iski flirting bandh naa hoti..

Anaa-Oho ho toh sahaab flirting bhi karte hain..

Main-Wait wait wait.. Woh bus main Dard ko ignore karne k liye karta hun Haan woh bhi anesthesia k injections k Baad..


Anaa-Sure Sir sure..


Ussne koi dawaai lagaai meri naak par bhenchod naak double hone ko hogayi thi suzz k.. Or woh lagtey he humlog turant nikale hospital se bahaar Gaadi k pass aae toh Saamne se Abeer ki Gaadi aagayi..

Abeer-Bhenchod jab ek sath Aa he rahe they toh mereko kyun bhagaaya..

Main-Sorry phone karna bhulll gaya..

Abeer-Gand marwaana toh naa bhullta tu....arrey bhosdk ye naak ki kya gand marwaali.....

Main-Maadarchod ne stool maara be faink k...

Abeer-Bolo maadarchod log stool he faink faink k maar rahe hain bolo..

Main-Lol.. Chalo fir..

Humlog nikale waapis haweli k liye Bhai aaj ghar he they sabko bataaya kya scene tha meri naak kaa majaak bhi udaa lekin kaltak ye theek hojaaney waali thi jo sahi tha.. Next day subah humlog college k liye ready they.. Meri naak theek hochuki thi pain tha but ab normal size ki hogayi thi.. Naasta karke nikale humlog college pohanchke Rohit se mille he they ki Nicki mam ka call agaya..

Main-Yo mam..

Nicki-Kidhar??

Main - College..

Nicki-Mere chamber Mein aao toh tumlog i have a surprise for you guys..

Main-Aaila abhi aaye..

Call disconnected..

Sam-Kya??

Main-Nicki mam ne bulaaya hai surprise hai koi..

Sam-Oh hell yeah.. Jo Pehle pohancha uska..

Ye bolke Sam bhaaga or uske piche fir humlog bhaage bhenchod cheating karta hai bina counting Bhaag gaya.. Humlog gand faad bhaagte hue Nicki mam k chamber Mein aae Sam Pehle pohancha or seedha andar ghussa or humlog jaise he gate par poahnchey toh dekha ki Saamne Woh Uss ladki k mom dad mojjud they wahaan woh ladki bhi thi uske alaawa Anaa and Baaki Abhi gang bhi thi.. Bhenchod Maine aise break maare ki wahin k wahin rukk gaya Gaadi k naa maare aise break maine kabhi.. Mere piche piche Rohit or Ravi rukke.. Sam bhenchod andar ghuss he chukka tha.. Lawde kaa surprise bc ye emotional bakchodi k liye bulaaya, khel gayi Nicki mam lekin Sam ki gand Marr gayi uska munh aise hogaya ki bc abhi fatt jaayegi uski ek toh sans chaddey they usko Uppar se samajh nahi aaraha tha ye scene kya hai.. Humlog dabbe paon muddey wahaan se lekin bc Arushi ne dekh liya or lag gaye lawde..

Arushi-AP Ravi Rohit.. Kahaan??

Main-Yahin Aa rahe they hum toh.. Chamber bhull gaye they thoda..

Arushi-Oh aao aao..

Humlog andar aae or andar aatey he uss uncle or aunty dono ne hath jodd liye humare Saamne..

Main-Yo uncle please chill chill dekho yahi karna hai toh main Jaata hun fir..

Nicki-Rukk rey..

Main-Inko rouko Pehle..

Nicki-Unko kehna hai kuch..

Main-Toh hath hataao or bindaas bolo..


Uncle-Beta we are so thankful for everything you guys did for us.. Ye ehsaan hum jindagi bharr nahi bhullenge.

Main-Its ok uncle yahi kaam hai humara..

Fir woh aunty boli wahi same bakchodi Humne jyaada nahi hone diya.. Then humlog bache Anjali k call se Anjali Pooja Or Jiya college aai thi uss guard ne jin students ki list di thi jo drugs letey hain unki details lene address wagaairaah sab lena tha or thankfully aaj Advisor Rajendra uncle aae they college toh principal k pass Jaana he naa tha waise toh Anjali k pass warrant tha lekin fir bhi principal k huggne se acha hai.

Main-Take care uncle or tum Dhyaan rakhna ab aage se kissi ki baaton Mein Nahi aana family always comes first..

Nandini-Thank-you..

Main-Ok guys bye..

Ye bolke humlog nikale wahaan se..

Sam-Iske liye gand faad bhaage bolo hum...

Humlog Anjali and team se mille unke sath Rajendra uncle k pass aae or list k harr Naam Ki details lene lage kaafi Naam they but jyaadatar one timers they Matlab jissne keval try he kiya or chhod diya lekin fir bhi unke gharwaalon ko inform karna jaruri tha.. Humare city yaa aas pass k jo students they unko inform Anjali wagaairaah he kardenege jo dusari states k kuch they unke liye unke nearby police station Mein summon bhejdiya jaayega.. Kai students ki gand marrne waali thi isase lekin drugs se marrti utani nahi marregi.. Kaafi time lag gaya wahaan Humein almost 3 ghantey..

Anjali-agar next 3 weeks Mein Nahi rouktey humlog isko toh double hojaatey students.

Rajen-And this is bad college management ko pata bhi nahi chalta.. Socho Yahaan toh tumlog ho Baaki colleges kaa kya..?

Main-Woh bhi sambhaal liya uncle..

Anjali-Or sath sath jaisa AP ne bola tha usase abhi harr ek college Mein Ek team jaarahi hai or jo bhi staff, cook se leke professors takk last 2-3 months Mein add hue hain un sabki details verification hogi..

Rajen-Thats great..

Main-It is..

Anjali-Anyways thanks Rajendra ji for your help..

Rajen-Naa thanks to you guys for help..

Ravi-Welcome badle Mein next sem hum sabko pass kardena..

Rajen-Shut up Ravi..

Sam-Idea bura nahi hai uncle sochke dekho..

Rajen-Chalo nikalo warna Maar khaaoge ab..

Humlog bahaar aae office se ,bc kamar tutt gayi chair par baithey baithey..

Humlog bahaar aae toh bc classes over hogayi thi what the fuck.. Kahir jo bhi hai humlog parking side aae toh Anaa Arushi Abhi Ashish Mouni Ajit wagaairaah khaddey they wohlog jarahe they ghar..

Anjali- waise jaise he ye students k ghar waalon ko pata chalega Tumhaare dushman badh Jaane waale hain Iss college Mein..

Sam-Aji Haan ek ek ki pond naa Todd dunga.. Dushmani Humse Chief minister nahi leta ye Kahaan se lenge..

Anjali-Lol..

Abhi-kitane students honge approximately mam? ...

Anjali - Jyaada bahot jyaada..

Anaa-Oh God this is bad...

Iss conversation k bich 4 bandey aae wahaan jo kissi bhi angle se Iss college k nahi they kapdey theek thaak pehne they but shakal mawali waali thi inshort gundey he they..

Unhone aatey he namaste kiya mujhe..

Aadmi1-Ji hum Brijesh bhai ki taraf se aaein hain unko Baat karni hai aapse..

Main-Haan toh bulaao Kahaan hai?? Face to face karlunga..

Aadmi1-Kyun majaak karte ho bhai ye toh Humein bhi pata hai Saamne aatey he toh aap Maar he doge ..

Main-woh toh waise bhi maardunga tujhe kya lagta hai dhund naa shakta main usko??


Aadmi1-bilkuo dhund saktey ho bhai aap Bhagwaan ho Iss ilaake k.. Lekin unhe ek baar Baat karni hai ye lijiye phone lagaa diya hai maine..

Main-Naa I am good..

Aadmi1-Please bhai Baat nahi karwaai toh Humein peldenge woh..

Main-Toh?? Mera kya lena dena terese..

Pooja-Boss kariye naa Baat i insist kya pata koi kaam ki Baat ho.


Ye bolke Pooja ne usase phone leke mujhe diya or ab Pooja itani jyaada smart hai ki ussne diya hai toh kuch soch samajh k he diya hoga.. Isliye maine le liya.. Uska plan kya tha no idea but kuch important he ho shakta hai..

Continued..

Kya baat sab kuchh fatane tak bhage aur kya mila babaji ka thullu aur rajendra ne wo sam ko hindustani bhau ka dialogue nahi chi paka siya
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[Rayder555]

Superb update bro

 

[Tripuri chakraborty]

Nice update

 

[Naughty Lover]

Awesome update...Kya bolna aise logo ko jinko maa baap saalo Tak paalte wo sochte hai inhone Kya hi kiya hai mere liye this people are just a piece of shit....brijesh ka phone damn sure Pooja ne kuch jhol jhapata kiya phone k saath tbhi insist kr rhi hai..

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[A.B.KING]

Superb update bhai

 

[Arv313]

Fantastic update bro.

 

[king of Devil]

Jabardast Ekdam fadu Update AP Bhai