Brilliant update BhaiUPDATE-54 (DUBAI)
Bhenchod 12 ghante kon maadarchod sota hai be... Main Pehle toh utha or bathroom Mein aake fresh hua then kaafi Saara thanda Paani sir par daala towel se saaf kiya tab thoda bahot ashar hua bathroom se nikala toh Saamne Anaa or Arushi dono khaddi thi...
Arushi-AP itana kon sota hai main uthke ghar jaake waapis bhi aagayi Yahaan or still sorahe they tum..
Main - Peeke dekho kabhi.. Pata chalega..
Arushi-No i am good.. Anaa coffee wagaairaah le Aa sahaab k liye...
Main-Naa I am good mereko Jaana Hai..
Anaa-Rushi bolo inko ki Khaana khaaye bina nahi Jaana..
Main-Wait what the fuck Arushi kyun bolegi tumhe kya hua.. Listen abhi boldeta hun agar nashe Mein main kissi ko kuch bhi kahaa toh sorry and agar usko seriously loge toh fir main kuch nahi kar shakta..
Ye sunke Anaa chali gayi..
Main - A Arushi kya kiya maine??
Arushi-Chee baba main kaise bataaun..
Main-Bhenchod aisa kya kardiya.. What the fuck a chasmis bol naa..
Arushi-Lol chashma hataae 3 saal hue.. Listen main nahi bata shakti..
Main-Tera munh fod dunga main..
Arushi-Chill chill aisa kuch nahi kiya tune..
Main-Haash.. Kasam se mereko laga Me and Anaa had sex..
Ye sun Arushi bahot jorr se hansi..
Arushi-What the fuck.. Shut up AP..
Main--Wait wait tu meri friend Pehle hai yaa Anaa ki?? Haan?? Party badal Liya tune..
Arushi-You will always be special for me...
Main-Mereko pata karke dey kya kiya maine..
Arushi-Waise start karein toh tune Sana ko ex bola and all usase trigger hui Anaa.. Then Yahaan tum dono he they so no idea.. Puchlungi main..
Main-Shabbas.. I gotta go now..
Arushi-Aise jaaoge toh double naraaj hogi woh.. Khaana khaake Jaana Tumhaare liye subah se Khaana banaaney kaa try kar rahi hai.. Ki kab tu uthega or kab apne hathon kaa Khaana khilaaegi tujhe.. Toh Khaana khaake Jaana...
Main-OK..
Main khadda hoke bahaar aaya toh Tara aarahi thi ussi side...
Tara-Oho ho good Morning sir..
Main-Morning madam..
Woh merese Galle milli..
Tara-Mujhe laga tha 24 hours pure karke uthoge..
Main-Lol..
Tara-Maine day off liya tha Tumhaare liye or tum sone Mein busy they...
Main-Sorry...
Tara-No no its all good.. Aao baitho..
Main Tara or Arushi wahaan hall Mein sofas par baithtey he they ki Anaa coffee leke aai mere liye same gusse waale expressions k sath.. Coffee mere Saamne rakhi or turant chali gayi...
Main-What the hell is happening..
Tara-Girlfriend Tumhaari tum jaano.
Main-Main he toh nahi Jaan paa raha hun ki ho kya raha hai..
Ab mera sir Dard kar raha tha toh coffee peene laga main jisase thodi rahat milli mereko..
Tara-Waise Tumhaara sahi hai din Mein you fight crime at night you party Haan ye sahi scene hai... Dekhi maine kal day ki news Rohtak side kuch clips bhi thi Tumhaari.. Aish hai sahaab.
Main-Haan karke dekho try Ekdum sahi scene hai ye dekho..
Ye bolke maine mere hath dikhaae usko jinpar chot lagi thi..
Tara-Oh god naa main yahin theek hun...
Maine Coffee pee or Ravi ko call kiya ussne nahi uthaaya toh Rohit ko kiya..
Rohit-Kahaan haibe??
Main-Yahin tha tumlog gaye ghar??
Rohit-Haan 12 baje k aas pass drop kar aaya tha dono ko main.
Main-Cool.. Kam piya karo saalo.
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Rohit-Bc pata he na kitani pee thi abhi sir Dard theek hua hai..
Main-Chal miltey fir..
Rohit - K bye..
Call disconnected..
Tara-Waise maanana padega still sabko drop kiya tumne.. Bravo Aajkal karta nahi koi..
Arushi-Issiliye toh special hai ye..
Main-I know..
Tara-Hehe...
Arushi-Aaja AP Khaana lag gaya hai..
Tara-Yeah come on..
Ab coffee peene k Baad bhi mujhe kaafi bhook lagi thi isliye Main Arushi or Tara wahaan dinning table par baithtey Anaa ne same expressions se Khaana lagaya bc sabji kheer and all sab kuch bana rakha tha babhi Tumhaari cook bhi hai bc...Maine ab nahi touka usko socha baadmein he puchunga Pehle pata toh chale hua kya tha...Anaa bhi khaane baithi.. Bhenchod Khaana bahot he tasty tha Waah..
Main-Not gonna lie this is crazy good..
Tara - All thanks to Anaa..
Maine Khaana khaaya hath dhoye..
Main-Thanks for the food Anaa.. Ab hogaya hai late main nikalta hun.. Bye.. Bye guys..
Ispar Anaa ne koi Jawaab nahi diya.. Nice dude nice..
Arushi-Bye AP thanks again..
Tara-Buhbye AP..
Main bahaar aaya Gaadi Mein baitha or ghar k liye nikala 5 bajne ko they bc babhi bahot sunaaney waali thi mujhe.. Main haweli pohancha toh gate k bahaar kuch gaadiyaan khaddi thi main andar aaya Gaadi park ki or andar aaya toh gate k Uppar he andar kaa naksha dekh k rukk gaya.. Kyunki andar hall Mein Bhai Babhi Mangal Abeer Ravi Sam or Rishi k sath 1 aadmi baitha tha or woh shaks tha Rakesh Partap Singh ji Haan ye mere dadaji k cousin kaa naajyaaj ladka hai yaani humara cacha lekin nihaayti gandu shaks hai ye iske baapu ki death k Baad Dadaji ne isse paala tha lekin ye gandu harkatein karta raha jiski wajah se dadaji ne bhaga diya tha isko Haryana se or wahin har month iske account Mein paise dalwaatey rehtey they.. iske liye paisa he sab hai or mereko isase bahot Nafrat hai like bahot jyaada bahot bahot bahot jyaada jo sabko maalum hai or ye saabit hogaya tabhi, Wohlog tea-coffee wagaairaah pee rahe they or jaise he unhone mujhe wahaan dekha toh jo Jahaan tha wahin rukk gaya or sab hue khaddey aankhein faade.. Bhai Babhi Mangal sab k sab.. Ab ek toh mood Pehle se kharaab or Uppar se aisa scene fuck my life.. Maine saaf sochliya tha ki ignore kartey hain gand marwaae maadarchod or ye sochtey hue main unko ghurrta hua seedha aaya or Uppar Jaane laga or seedhiyon k pass pohancha he tha ki ussne mera Naam pukaara..
Rakesh-Beta Ankit..
Ye sunke main rukka nahi, toh Bhai ne bulaaya mujhe..
Deva-AP 2 minutes..
Main - Rehney do naa bhai kyun issue create karwaa rahe ho aaplog baitho..
Deva-2 minute bus please..
Ab main gaya wahaan wohlog baithtey main bhai k side Mein khadda tha...
Deva-Actually issue ye hai ki tereko pata he hai...
Rakesh -Main bataa deta hun.. Beta ho ye raha hai ki tujhe toh pata he hai ki mere pass harr news legal yaa illegal rehti hai harr kone kone ki khabar aati hai mere pass or aaj ek aisi news aai thi jiske liye mujhe khud aana padda kyunki family Pehle aati hai..
Main-No it doesn't you are no family to us just continue without fake emotional blackmail that doesn't work on me..
Rakesh - Toh khabar ye hai ki Tumhaari Jaan ko khatra hai..
Main - I know harr second rehta hai nothing new..
Rake-Ye yun he kuch nahi hai beta bahot Uppar se Supaari aai hai Tumhaari Dubai k accounts involved hain or Dubai k he log hain, ab unhe supari milli hai toh wohlog tumhe hataana caahtey hain.. Bahot khatarnak log hain beta.. Isase jyaada main kuch nahi jaanta..
Main-Yeah again i dont give a fuck Pehle toh i dont believe you or agar ye sach hai bhi toh daily aatey hain aise..
Rake-Ye serious hai beta kabtak luck k bharose jeetey rahoge.. Abhi recently mott ko chhu k nikale ho tum..
Main-Woh luck nahi hai woh main hun all the way..
Deva-AP listen..
Main-Bhai this is stupid ye sab daily hota hai iske liye ye khud Yahaan mere Saamne aake baitha hai ok no problem but ab ye mereko he Pagal bana raha hai that is bad.. Aaplog suno.. I don't care..
Ye bolke main wahaan se chal padda.. Toh mere piche se woh bola..
Rake-Apni Jaan ki fikar nahi hai toh kam se kam apne bhai ki toh hogi.. Tumhaare sath uski Jaan ko bhi khatra hai..
Ye sun main rukka..
Rak-Haan Juth nahi bol raha hun main agar vishwaash nahi hota toh wait karke dekh lo kya hota hai..
Main paltke waapis uske Saamne aaya..
Main-Kya bola??
Krish-Haan tum dono ki he Jaan ko khatra hai maine bataaya abhi in sabko inhone Kahaa ki AP k Saamne ye Baat nahi karna.. Maana main family member nahi hun tere liye lekin fir bhi main Tumhaare he ehsaano par jiya hun.. Or ab agar tumlog ko khatra hai toh ye mera darj hai.. Tumhaare alaawa mera hai kya..
Main-Here listen to me agar ye Baat Juth hui naa toh that'll be the end of you.. I don't care who the fuck you are I will shoot you right in your face...
Abeer-Mere Sath Aa toh..
Abeer mera hath pakkad k unse thoda durr legaya..
Main-Kya?
Abeer-Ye sach bol raha hai maine confirmation karwaai hai hawa Mein khabbar udd rahi hai Dubai se aai hai.. Tu ek baar Chang se confirm karwaale toh better hai...
Main-Dubai Mein Ranjit ji k known hain bahot jyaada unse Baat karta hun..
Abeer - Yeah jaldi kyunki you know Dubai Don't play..
Main-I do..
Maine phone nikaala Ranjit ji ko call kiya..
Ranjit - AP my boy how are you..
Main--Fine fine.. Listen Ranjit ji i need some help..
Ranjit-Yeah sure..
Maine unko situation bataai..
Ranjit - Interesting Dubai kyun interest le raha hai Tumhaare andar..
Main-Maybe Ye Sunny yaa Uday ki gand fatti ho toh unhone Humein uljhaane yaa tapkaane k liye supari dedaali ho..
Ranjit-Possible hai.. Sunny nahi karega Uday kar shakta hai for sure..
Main-Aap details nikalawdo ek baar then main dekhta hun..
Ranjit-Ok abhi karta hun call..
Call disconnected..
Abeer- Kya karein??
Mangal or Bhai bhi wahaan aagaye..
Main-Mereko risk nahi caahiye ye gandu juth bol raha hai toh bhi tu bhai k sath reh 24×7 Mangal Ami Anjali and all or Jack tere sath rahenge.. Agar koi jyaada he new jagah par Jaana Hai toh main khud hounga sath Mein..
Abeer-or tere liye kon bacha fir??
Main-Main theek hun mujhe Konsa bahaar Jaana Hai college ghar ghar college or i doubt wohlog college jaisi public place par attack karenge..
Deva-Still Risk toh tu bhi le he raha hai..
Main-I am fine bhai don't worry about me Vinny rahega sath mein agar bahaar jaunga toh.. Or badle Mein Humein karna kuch nahi hai jissne upari lee hai usko dhundana hai or thok dena hai bus supari khatam uske Baad koi dusari supari naa dega or naa he Dubai waale lenge, seedha panga nahi caahiye unhe Humse..
Deva-Still kya pata kitane log aaein hain..
Main-7-10 maximum.. Dubai waale bewkuff nahi hai bheed ko nahi bhejenge..
Deva-But yelog koi normal gunde naa honge AP yelog trained killers hain..
Main-I know don't worry Confirmation millne do jaldi se niptaa dunga main fir Sunny or Uday k piche bhi jaana hai..
Deva-Remember confidence is good But over confidence is bad.
Main-My over confidence is my attitude bhai and you know that just leave it on me I'll take care of this.. Dubai bhi seekh jaaega we don't play around when it comes to family..
Deva-But don't take them lightly..
Main-I won't.. I definitely won't mujhe pata hai wohlog bahot khatarnak hain...
Deva-Great..
Abeer-Tu Jaa change wagaairaah karle..
Main - Isko deke paise bhagaado ab..
Ye bolke main apne room Mein aaya phone charge Mein lagaya then nahaya kapdey change kiye and bahaar nikala he tha ki mera phone baja Ranjit ji kaa tha..
Main-Haan..
Ranjit-News sahi hai boss Ekdum Dubai Mein dhuaan uthaa tha Tum dono k naam kaa estimated hit almost 25-28 crore Rupees.. 6-8 bandey hain jo Dubai se he aayenge yaa maybe Aa chuke hain or main Baat weapons and equipments unhe yahin par provide kiye jaayenge kyunki AII(Airport Authority Of India) Mein kissi ko rishwat nahi milli hai toh koi kuch nahi smuggle kar raha apne sath..
Main - 28 crore ki hit.. Itana desperately kon maarna caah raha hai..
Ranjit-Tumhaara he koi dushman hoga you know league yaa hod wagaairaah se koi nahi hai..
Main-I know wohlog Dubai k chutiyon ko hit kyun denge..
Ranjit-Exactly itani badi hit Mujhe toh Uday he lag raha hai.. Lekin 100% ussne Sunny ko bina bataae hit di hai kyunki Sunny fair khelta hai woh nahi karega ye..
Main-OK ok.. Main nipat leta hun itani badi film bhi nahi hai..
Ranjit-True.. Koi help caahiye ho toh bolna..
Main-Sure.. Thanks Ranjit ji..
Ranjit-Always For you AP.. Be safe..
Call disconnected..
Maine phone daala baal wagaairaah set kiye he they ki babhi aagayi wahaan..
Babhi-Headache wagaairaah kuch hai??
Main-Naa I am fine..
Babhi-Khaana??
Main - Khaake aaya tha.. I was at Anaa 's house.
Babhi-Oho ho ho..
Main-Kya ohoho babhi nashe Mein tha or ab woh naraaj hai i dont know kyun..
Babhi-Nice dude.. Nice..
Main-I promise mujhe Yaad Nahi.. Woh budha gaya..
Babhi-Uncle hai woh Tumhaare..
Main-Not mine I hate that guy.. Gaya kya??
Babhi-Yeah about that..
Main-No no no no no no no no.. No way woh Yahaan rukkne waala hai.. Oh my god aap issi liye Uppar aai thi.. No way..
Babhi - Listen to me.. Sun ab ussne Humaari help ki hai haina?? I know he is a bad person..
Main-Bad?? He is a sick human being babhi..
Babhi-But afterall he is family right?? Tu Maan yaa naa Maan.. Or jyaada time k liye nahi ab Humaari wajah se uski Jaan ko khatra hai toh humara farj hai ye uski help karna isliye jabtak ye jo bhi hain yelog ko khatam nahi kardetey tabtak he Yahaan rukenge woh.. Or listen tu confirm karle agar uski news fake hai toh main abhi nikaal dungi.
Main-Confirmed news sahi hai..
Babhi-Oh god..
Main-Don't worry i got you.. Kissi ko kuch nahi hoga i promise kissi ko kuch nahi hoga..
Babhi-I know I know...ab sun help him right don't get mad.. Kuch he din ki toh Baat Hai I promise tujhe kuch nahi kahega woh..
Main-Ofcourse kuch nahi kahega mujhe i'll kill him if he does...
Babhi-OK then tujhe koi problem nahi hai great.. Thanks..
Ye bolke babhi chali gayi.. Bhenchod banaa gaya family waalon ko chutiya but again news kaafi kaam ki di hai ussne iske badle mein paise dedetey toh theek tha ab ye bhenchod kuch din aish se jiyega Yahaan.. Emotional blackmailer maadarchod.. Iski Maa ki chut.. I hate this fucking guy.. He triggers me... Ab or frustration but acha hai frustration badhegi toh logon ki gand jaldi maarunga main.. Dubai waalon ko direct Uppar ki ticket dedunga agli baar supari lene se Pehle 100 baar sochenge maadarchod.. Unhe bhi toh pata chale AP kon hai...
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Jabardast Update bhaiUPDATE-54 (DUBAI)
Bhenchod 12 ghante kon maadarchod sota hai be... Main Pehle toh utha or bathroom Mein aake fresh hua then kaafi Saara thanda Paani sir par daala towel se saaf kiya tab thoda bahot ashar hua bathroom se nikala toh Saamne Anaa or Arushi dono khaddi thi...
Arushi-AP itana kon sota hai main uthke ghar jaake waapis bhi aagayi Yahaan or still sorahe they tum..
Main - Peeke dekho kabhi.. Pata chalega..
Arushi-No i am good.. Anaa coffee wagaairaah le Aa sahaab k liye...
Main-Naa I am good mereko Jaana Hai..
Anaa-Rushi bolo inko ki Khaana khaaye bina nahi Jaana..
Main-Wait what the fuck Arushi kyun bolegi tumhe kya hua.. Listen abhi boldeta hun agar nashe Mein main kissi ko kuch bhi kahaa toh sorry and agar usko seriously loge toh fir main kuch nahi kar shakta..
Ye sunke Anaa chali gayi..
Main - A Arushi kya kiya maine??
Arushi-Chee baba main kaise bataaun..
Main-Bhenchod aisa kya kardiya.. What the fuck a chasmis bol naa..
Arushi-Lol chashma hataae 3 saal hue.. Listen main nahi bata shakti..
Main-Tera munh fod dunga main..
Arushi-Chill chill aisa kuch nahi kiya tune..
Main-Haash.. Kasam se mereko laga Me and Anaa had sex..
Ye sun Arushi bahot jorr se hansi..
Arushi-What the fuck.. Shut up AP..
Main--Wait wait tu meri friend Pehle hai yaa Anaa ki?? Haan?? Party badal Liya tune..
Arushi-You will always be special for me...
Main-Mereko pata karke dey kya kiya maine..
Arushi-Waise start karein toh tune Sana ko ex bola and all usase trigger hui Anaa.. Then Yahaan tum dono he they so no idea.. Puchlungi main..
Main-Shabbas.. I gotta go now..
Arushi-Aise jaaoge toh double naraaj hogi woh.. Khaana khaake Jaana Tumhaare liye subah se Khaana banaaney kaa try kar rahi hai.. Ki kab tu uthega or kab apne hathon kaa Khaana khilaaegi tujhe.. Toh Khaana khaake Jaana...
Main-OK..
Main khadda hoke bahaar aaya toh Tara aarahi thi ussi side...
Tara-Oho ho good Morning sir..
Main-Morning madam..
Woh merese Galle milli..
Tara-Mujhe laga tha 24 hours pure karke uthoge..
Main-Lol..
Tara-Maine day off liya tha Tumhaare liye or tum sone Mein busy they...
Main-Sorry...
Tara-No no its all good.. Aao baitho..
Main Tara or Arushi wahaan hall Mein sofas par baithtey he they ki Anaa coffee leke aai mere liye same gusse waale expressions k sath.. Coffee mere Saamne rakhi or turant chali gayi...
Main-What the hell is happening..
Tara-Girlfriend Tumhaari tum jaano.
Main-Main he toh nahi Jaan paa raha hun ki ho kya raha hai..
Ab mera sir Dard kar raha tha toh coffee peene laga main jisase thodi rahat milli mereko..
Tara-Waise Tumhaara sahi hai din Mein you fight crime at night you party Haan ye sahi scene hai... Dekhi maine kal day ki news Rohtak side kuch clips bhi thi Tumhaari.. Aish hai sahaab.
Main-Haan karke dekho try Ekdum sahi scene hai ye dekho..
Ye bolke maine mere hath dikhaae usko jinpar chot lagi thi..
Tara-Oh god naa main yahin theek hun...
Maine Coffee pee or Ravi ko call kiya ussne nahi uthaaya toh Rohit ko kiya..
Rohit-Kahaan haibe??
Main-Yahin tha tumlog gaye ghar??
Rohit-Haan 12 baje k aas pass drop kar aaya tha dono ko main.
Main-Cool.. Kam piya karo saalo.
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Rohit-Bc pata he na kitani pee thi abhi sir Dard theek hua hai..
Main-Chal miltey fir..
Rohit - K bye..
Call disconnected..
Tara-Waise maanana padega still sabko drop kiya tumne.. Bravo Aajkal karta nahi koi..
Arushi-Issiliye toh special hai ye..
Main-I know..
Tara-Hehe...
Arushi-Aaja AP Khaana lag gaya hai..
Tara-Yeah come on..
Ab coffee peene k Baad bhi mujhe kaafi bhook lagi thi isliye Main Arushi or Tara wahaan dinning table par baithtey Anaa ne same expressions se Khaana lagaya bc sabji kheer and all sab kuch bana rakha tha babhi Tumhaari cook bhi hai bc...Maine ab nahi touka usko socha baadmein he puchunga Pehle pata toh chale hua kya tha...Anaa bhi khaane baithi.. Bhenchod Khaana bahot he tasty tha Waah..
Main-Not gonna lie this is crazy good..
Tara - All thanks to Anaa..
Maine Khaana khaaya hath dhoye..
Main-Thanks for the food Anaa.. Ab hogaya hai late main nikalta hun.. Bye.. Bye guys..
Ispar Anaa ne koi Jawaab nahi diya.. Nice dude nice..
Arushi-Bye AP thanks again..
Tara-Buhbye AP..
Main bahaar aaya Gaadi Mein baitha or ghar k liye nikala 5 bajne ko they bc babhi bahot sunaaney waali thi mujhe.. Main haweli pohancha toh gate k bahaar kuch gaadiyaan khaddi thi main andar aaya Gaadi park ki or andar aaya toh gate k Uppar he andar kaa naksha dekh k rukk gaya.. Kyunki andar hall Mein Bhai Babhi Mangal Abeer Ravi Sam or Rishi k sath 1 aadmi baitha tha or woh shaks tha Rakesh Partap Singh ji Haan ye mere dadaji k cousin kaa naajyaaj ladka hai yaani humara cacha lekin nihaayti gandu shaks hai ye iske baapu ki death k Baad Dadaji ne isse paala tha lekin ye gandu harkatein karta raha jiski wajah se dadaji ne bhaga diya tha isko Haryana se or wahin har month iske account Mein paise dalwaatey rehtey they.. iske liye paisa he sab hai or mereko isase bahot Nafrat hai like bahot jyaada bahot bahot bahot jyaada jo sabko maalum hai or ye saabit hogaya tabhi, Wohlog tea-coffee wagaairaah pee rahe they or jaise he unhone mujhe wahaan dekha toh jo Jahaan tha wahin rukk gaya or sab hue khaddey aankhein faade.. Bhai Babhi Mangal sab k sab.. Ab ek toh mood Pehle se kharaab or Uppar se aisa scene fuck my life.. Maine saaf sochliya tha ki ignore kartey hain gand marwaae maadarchod or ye sochtey hue main unko ghurrta hua seedha aaya or Uppar Jaane laga or seedhiyon k pass pohancha he tha ki ussne mera Naam pukaara..
Rakesh-Beta Ankit..
Ye sunke main rukka nahi, toh Bhai ne bulaaya mujhe..
Deva-AP 2 minutes..
Main - Rehney do naa bhai kyun issue create karwaa rahe ho aaplog baitho..
Deva-2 minute bus please..
Ab main gaya wahaan wohlog baithtey main bhai k side Mein khadda tha...
Deva-Actually issue ye hai ki tereko pata he hai...
Rakesh -Main bataa deta hun.. Beta ho ye raha hai ki tujhe toh pata he hai ki mere pass harr news legal yaa illegal rehti hai harr kone kone ki khabar aati hai mere pass or aaj ek aisi news aai thi jiske liye mujhe khud aana padda kyunki family Pehle aati hai..
Main-No it doesn't you are no family to us just continue without fake emotional blackmail that doesn't work on me..
Rakesh - Toh khabar ye hai ki Tumhaari Jaan ko khatra hai..
Main - I know harr second rehta hai nothing new..
Rake-Ye yun he kuch nahi hai beta bahot Uppar se Supaari aai hai Tumhaari Dubai k accounts involved hain or Dubai k he log hain, ab unhe supari milli hai toh wohlog tumhe hataana caahtey hain.. Bahot khatarnak log hain beta.. Isase jyaada main kuch nahi jaanta..
Main-Yeah again i dont give a fuck Pehle toh i dont believe you or agar ye sach hai bhi toh daily aatey hain aise..
Rake-Ye serious hai beta kabtak luck k bharose jeetey rahoge.. Abhi recently mott ko chhu k nikale ho tum..
Main-Woh luck nahi hai woh main hun all the way..
Deva-AP listen..
Main-Bhai this is stupid ye sab daily hota hai iske liye ye khud Yahaan mere Saamne aake baitha hai ok no problem but ab ye mereko he Pagal bana raha hai that is bad.. Aaplog suno.. I don't care..
Ye bolke main wahaan se chal padda.. Toh mere piche se woh bola..
Rake-Apni Jaan ki fikar nahi hai toh kam se kam apne bhai ki toh hogi.. Tumhaare sath uski Jaan ko bhi khatra hai..
Ye sun main rukka..
Rak-Haan Juth nahi bol raha hun main agar vishwaash nahi hota toh wait karke dekh lo kya hota hai..
Main paltke waapis uske Saamne aaya..
Main-Kya bola??
Krish-Haan tum dono ki he Jaan ko khatra hai maine bataaya abhi in sabko inhone Kahaa ki AP k Saamne ye Baat nahi karna.. Maana main family member nahi hun tere liye lekin fir bhi main Tumhaare he ehsaano par jiya hun.. Or ab agar tumlog ko khatra hai toh ye mera darj hai.. Tumhaare alaawa mera hai kya..
Main-Here listen to me agar ye Baat Juth hui naa toh that'll be the end of you.. I don't care who the fuck you are I will shoot you right in your face...
Abeer-Mere Sath Aa toh..
Abeer mera hath pakkad k unse thoda durr legaya..
Main-Kya?
Abeer-Ye sach bol raha hai maine confirmation karwaai hai hawa Mein khabbar udd rahi hai Dubai se aai hai.. Tu ek baar Chang se confirm karwaale toh better hai...
Main-Dubai Mein Ranjit ji k known hain bahot jyaada unse Baat karta hun..
Abeer - Yeah jaldi kyunki you know Dubai Don't play..
Main-I do..
Maine phone nikaala Ranjit ji ko call kiya..
Ranjit - AP my boy how are you..
Main--Fine fine.. Listen Ranjit ji i need some help..
Ranjit-Yeah sure..
Maine unko situation bataai..
Ranjit - Interesting Dubai kyun interest le raha hai Tumhaare andar..
Main-Maybe Ye Sunny yaa Uday ki gand fatti ho toh unhone Humein uljhaane yaa tapkaane k liye supari dedaali ho..
Ranjit-Possible hai.. Sunny nahi karega Uday kar shakta hai for sure..
Main-Aap details nikalawdo ek baar then main dekhta hun..
Ranjit-Ok abhi karta hun call..
Call disconnected..
Abeer- Kya karein??
Mangal or Bhai bhi wahaan aagaye..
Main-Mereko risk nahi caahiye ye gandu juth bol raha hai toh bhi tu bhai k sath reh 24×7 Mangal Ami Anjali and all or Jack tere sath rahenge.. Agar koi jyaada he new jagah par Jaana Hai toh main khud hounga sath Mein..
Abeer-or tere liye kon bacha fir??
Main-Main theek hun mujhe Konsa bahaar Jaana Hai college ghar ghar college or i doubt wohlog college jaisi public place par attack karenge..
Deva-Still Risk toh tu bhi le he raha hai..
Main-I am fine bhai don't worry about me Vinny rahega sath mein agar bahaar jaunga toh.. Or badle Mein Humein karna kuch nahi hai jissne upari lee hai usko dhundana hai or thok dena hai bus supari khatam uske Baad koi dusari supari naa dega or naa he Dubai waale lenge, seedha panga nahi caahiye unhe Humse..
Deva-Still kya pata kitane log aaein hain..
Main-7-10 maximum.. Dubai waale bewkuff nahi hai bheed ko nahi bhejenge..
Deva-But yelog koi normal gunde naa honge AP yelog trained killers hain..
Main-I know don't worry Confirmation millne do jaldi se niptaa dunga main fir Sunny or Uday k piche bhi jaana hai..
Deva-Remember confidence is good But over confidence is bad.
Main-My over confidence is my attitude bhai and you know that just leave it on me I'll take care of this.. Dubai bhi seekh jaaega we don't play around when it comes to family..
Deva-But don't take them lightly..
Main-I won't.. I definitely won't mujhe pata hai wohlog bahot khatarnak hain...
Deva-Great..
Abeer-Tu Jaa change wagaairaah karle..
Main - Isko deke paise bhagaado ab..
Ye bolke main apne room Mein aaya phone charge Mein lagaya then nahaya kapdey change kiye and bahaar nikala he tha ki mera phone baja Ranjit ji kaa tha..
Main-Haan..
Ranjit-News sahi hai boss Ekdum Dubai Mein dhuaan uthaa tha Tum dono k naam kaa estimated hit almost 25-28 crore Rupees.. 6-8 bandey hain jo Dubai se he aayenge yaa maybe Aa chuke hain or main Baat weapons and equipments unhe yahin par provide kiye jaayenge kyunki AII(Airport Authority Of India) Mein kissi ko rishwat nahi milli hai toh koi kuch nahi smuggle kar raha apne sath..
Main - 28 crore ki hit.. Itana desperately kon maarna caah raha hai..
Ranjit-Tumhaara he koi dushman hoga you know league yaa hod wagaairaah se koi nahi hai..
Main-I know wohlog Dubai k chutiyon ko hit kyun denge..
Ranjit-Exactly itani badi hit Mujhe toh Uday he lag raha hai.. Lekin 100% ussne Sunny ko bina bataae hit di hai kyunki Sunny fair khelta hai woh nahi karega ye..
Main-OK ok.. Main nipat leta hun itani badi film bhi nahi hai..
Ranjit-True.. Koi help caahiye ho toh bolna..
Main-Sure.. Thanks Ranjit ji..
Ranjit-Always For you AP.. Be safe..
Call disconnected..
Maine phone daala baal wagaairaah set kiye he they ki babhi aagayi wahaan..
Babhi-Headache wagaairaah kuch hai??
Main-Naa I am fine..
Babhi-Khaana??
Main - Khaake aaya tha.. I was at Anaa 's house.
Babhi-Oho ho ho..
Main-Kya ohoho babhi nashe Mein tha or ab woh naraaj hai i dont know kyun..
Babhi-Nice dude.. Nice..
Main-I promise mujhe Yaad Nahi.. Woh budha gaya..
Babhi-Uncle hai woh Tumhaare..
Main-Not mine I hate that guy.. Gaya kya??
Babhi-Yeah about that..
Main-No no no no no no no no.. No way woh Yahaan rukkne waala hai.. Oh my god aap issi liye Uppar aai thi.. No way..
Babhi - Listen to me.. Sun ab ussne Humaari help ki hai haina?? I know he is a bad person..
Main-Bad?? He is a sick human being babhi..
Babhi-But afterall he is family right?? Tu Maan yaa naa Maan.. Or jyaada time k liye nahi ab Humaari wajah se uski Jaan ko khatra hai toh humara farj hai ye uski help karna isliye jabtak ye jo bhi hain yelog ko khatam nahi kardetey tabtak he Yahaan rukenge woh.. Or listen tu confirm karle agar uski news fake hai toh main abhi nikaal dungi.
Main-Confirmed news sahi hai..
Babhi-Oh god..
Main-Don't worry i got you.. Kissi ko kuch nahi hoga i promise kissi ko kuch nahi hoga..
Babhi-I know I know...ab sun help him right don't get mad.. Kuch he din ki toh Baat Hai I promise tujhe kuch nahi kahega woh..
Main-Ofcourse kuch nahi kahega mujhe i'll kill him if he does...
Babhi-OK then tujhe koi problem nahi hai great.. Thanks..
Ye bolke babhi chali gayi.. Bhenchod banaa gaya family waalon ko chutiya but again news kaafi kaam ki di hai ussne iske badle mein paise dedetey toh theek tha ab ye bhenchod kuch din aish se jiyega Yahaan.. Emotional blackmailer maadarchod.. Iski Maa ki chut.. I hate this fucking guy.. He triggers me... Ab or frustration but acha hai frustration badhegi toh logon ki gand jaldi maarunga main.. Dubai waalon ko direct Uppar ki ticket dedunga agli baar supari lene se Pehle 100 baar sochenge maadarchod.. Unhe bhi toh pata chale AP kon hai...
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Jabardast Update bhaiUPDATE-54 (DUBAI)
Bhenchod 12 ghante kon maadarchod sota hai be... Main Pehle toh utha or bathroom Mein aake fresh hua then kaafi Saara thanda Paani sir par daala towel se saaf kiya tab thoda bahot ashar hua bathroom se nikala toh Saamne Anaa or Arushi dono khaddi thi...
Arushi-AP itana kon sota hai main uthke ghar jaake waapis bhi aagayi Yahaan or still sorahe they tum..
Main - Peeke dekho kabhi.. Pata chalega..
Arushi-No i am good.. Anaa coffee wagaairaah le Aa sahaab k liye...
Main-Naa I am good mereko Jaana Hai..
Anaa-Rushi bolo inko ki Khaana khaaye bina nahi Jaana..
Main-Wait what the fuck Arushi kyun bolegi tumhe kya hua.. Listen abhi boldeta hun agar nashe Mein main kissi ko kuch bhi kahaa toh sorry and agar usko seriously loge toh fir main kuch nahi kar shakta..
Ye sunke Anaa chali gayi..
Main - A Arushi kya kiya maine??
Arushi-Chee baba main kaise bataaun..
Main-Bhenchod aisa kya kardiya.. What the fuck a chasmis bol naa..
Arushi-Lol chashma hataae 3 saal hue.. Listen main nahi bata shakti..
Main-Tera munh fod dunga main..
Arushi-Chill chill aisa kuch nahi kiya tune..
Main-Haash.. Kasam se mereko laga Me and Anaa had sex..
Ye sun Arushi bahot jorr se hansi..
Arushi-What the fuck.. Shut up AP..
Main--Wait wait tu meri friend Pehle hai yaa Anaa ki?? Haan?? Party badal Liya tune..
Arushi-You will always be special for me...
Main-Mereko pata karke dey kya kiya maine..
Arushi-Waise start karein toh tune Sana ko ex bola and all usase trigger hui Anaa.. Then Yahaan tum dono he they so no idea.. Puchlungi main..
Main-Shabbas.. I gotta go now..
Arushi-Aise jaaoge toh double naraaj hogi woh.. Khaana khaake Jaana Tumhaare liye subah se Khaana banaaney kaa try kar rahi hai.. Ki kab tu uthega or kab apne hathon kaa Khaana khilaaegi tujhe.. Toh Khaana khaake Jaana...
Main-OK..
Main khadda hoke bahaar aaya toh Tara aarahi thi ussi side...
Tara-Oho ho good Morning sir..
Main-Morning madam..
Woh merese Galle milli..
Tara-Mujhe laga tha 24 hours pure karke uthoge..
Main-Lol..
Tara-Maine day off liya tha Tumhaare liye or tum sone Mein busy they...
Main-Sorry...
Tara-No no its all good.. Aao baitho..
Main Tara or Arushi wahaan hall Mein sofas par baithtey he they ki Anaa coffee leke aai mere liye same gusse waale expressions k sath.. Coffee mere Saamne rakhi or turant chali gayi...
Main-What the hell is happening..
Tara-Girlfriend Tumhaari tum jaano.
Main-Main he toh nahi Jaan paa raha hun ki ho kya raha hai..
Ab mera sir Dard kar raha tha toh coffee peene laga main jisase thodi rahat milli mereko..
Tara-Waise Tumhaara sahi hai din Mein you fight crime at night you party Haan ye sahi scene hai... Dekhi maine kal day ki news Rohtak side kuch clips bhi thi Tumhaari.. Aish hai sahaab.
Main-Haan karke dekho try Ekdum sahi scene hai ye dekho..
Ye bolke maine mere hath dikhaae usko jinpar chot lagi thi..
Tara-Oh god naa main yahin theek hun...
Maine Coffee pee or Ravi ko call kiya ussne nahi uthaaya toh Rohit ko kiya..
Rohit-Kahaan haibe??
Main-Yahin tha tumlog gaye ghar??
Rohit-Haan 12 baje k aas pass drop kar aaya tha dono ko main.
Main-Cool.. Kam piya karo saalo.
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Rohit-Bc pata he na kitani pee thi abhi sir Dard theek hua hai..
Main-Chal miltey fir..
Rohit - K bye..
Call disconnected..
Tara-Waise maanana padega still sabko drop kiya tumne.. Bravo Aajkal karta nahi koi..
Arushi-Issiliye toh special hai ye..
Main-I know..
Tara-Hehe...
Arushi-Aaja AP Khaana lag gaya hai..
Tara-Yeah come on..
Ab coffee peene k Baad bhi mujhe kaafi bhook lagi thi isliye Main Arushi or Tara wahaan dinning table par baithtey Anaa ne same expressions se Khaana lagaya bc sabji kheer and all sab kuch bana rakha tha babhi Tumhaari cook bhi hai bc...Maine ab nahi touka usko socha baadmein he puchunga Pehle pata toh chale hua kya tha...Anaa bhi khaane baithi.. Bhenchod Khaana bahot he tasty tha Waah..
Main-Not gonna lie this is crazy good..
Tara - All thanks to Anaa..
Maine Khaana khaaya hath dhoye..
Main-Thanks for the food Anaa.. Ab hogaya hai late main nikalta hun.. Bye.. Bye guys..
Ispar Anaa ne koi Jawaab nahi diya.. Nice dude nice..
Arushi-Bye AP thanks again..
Tara-Buhbye AP..
Main bahaar aaya Gaadi Mein baitha or ghar k liye nikala 5 bajne ko they bc babhi bahot sunaaney waali thi mujhe.. Main haweli pohancha toh gate k bahaar kuch gaadiyaan khaddi thi main andar aaya Gaadi park ki or andar aaya toh gate k Uppar he andar kaa naksha dekh k rukk gaya.. Kyunki andar hall Mein Bhai Babhi Mangal Abeer Ravi Sam or Rishi k sath 1 aadmi baitha tha or woh shaks tha Rakesh Partap Singh ji Haan ye mere dadaji k cousin kaa naajyaaj ladka hai yaani humara cacha lekin nihaayti gandu shaks hai ye iske baapu ki death k Baad Dadaji ne isse paala tha lekin ye gandu harkatein karta raha jiski wajah se dadaji ne bhaga diya tha isko Haryana se or wahin har month iske account Mein paise dalwaatey rehtey they.. iske liye paisa he sab hai or mereko isase bahot Nafrat hai like bahot jyaada bahot bahot bahot jyaada jo sabko maalum hai or ye saabit hogaya tabhi, Wohlog tea-coffee wagaairaah pee rahe they or jaise he unhone mujhe wahaan dekha toh jo Jahaan tha wahin rukk gaya or sab hue khaddey aankhein faade.. Bhai Babhi Mangal sab k sab.. Ab ek toh mood Pehle se kharaab or Uppar se aisa scene fuck my life.. Maine saaf sochliya tha ki ignore kartey hain gand marwaae maadarchod or ye sochtey hue main unko ghurrta hua seedha aaya or Uppar Jaane laga or seedhiyon k pass pohancha he tha ki ussne mera Naam pukaara..
Rakesh-Beta Ankit..
Ye sunke main rukka nahi, toh Bhai ne bulaaya mujhe..
Deva-AP 2 minutes..
Main - Rehney do naa bhai kyun issue create karwaa rahe ho aaplog baitho..
Deva-2 minute bus please..
Ab main gaya wahaan wohlog baithtey main bhai k side Mein khadda tha...
Deva-Actually issue ye hai ki tereko pata he hai...
Rakesh -Main bataa deta hun.. Beta ho ye raha hai ki tujhe toh pata he hai ki mere pass harr news legal yaa illegal rehti hai harr kone kone ki khabar aati hai mere pass or aaj ek aisi news aai thi jiske liye mujhe khud aana padda kyunki family Pehle aati hai..
Main-No it doesn't you are no family to us just continue without fake emotional blackmail that doesn't work on me..
Rakesh - Toh khabar ye hai ki Tumhaari Jaan ko khatra hai..
Main - I know harr second rehta hai nothing new..
Rake-Ye yun he kuch nahi hai beta bahot Uppar se Supaari aai hai Tumhaari Dubai k accounts involved hain or Dubai k he log hain, ab unhe supari milli hai toh wohlog tumhe hataana caahtey hain.. Bahot khatarnak log hain beta.. Isase jyaada main kuch nahi jaanta..
Main-Yeah again i dont give a fuck Pehle toh i dont believe you or agar ye sach hai bhi toh daily aatey hain aise..
Rake-Ye serious hai beta kabtak luck k bharose jeetey rahoge.. Abhi recently mott ko chhu k nikale ho tum..
Main-Woh luck nahi hai woh main hun all the way..
Deva-AP listen..
Main-Bhai this is stupid ye sab daily hota hai iske liye ye khud Yahaan mere Saamne aake baitha hai ok no problem but ab ye mereko he Pagal bana raha hai that is bad.. Aaplog suno.. I don't care..
Ye bolke main wahaan se chal padda.. Toh mere piche se woh bola..
Rake-Apni Jaan ki fikar nahi hai toh kam se kam apne bhai ki toh hogi.. Tumhaare sath uski Jaan ko bhi khatra hai..
Ye sun main rukka..
Rak-Haan Juth nahi bol raha hun main agar vishwaash nahi hota toh wait karke dekh lo kya hota hai..
Main paltke waapis uske Saamne aaya..
Main-Kya bola??
Krish-Haan tum dono ki he Jaan ko khatra hai maine bataaya abhi in sabko inhone Kahaa ki AP k Saamne ye Baat nahi karna.. Maana main family member nahi hun tere liye lekin fir bhi main Tumhaare he ehsaano par jiya hun.. Or ab agar tumlog ko khatra hai toh ye mera darj hai.. Tumhaare alaawa mera hai kya..
Main-Here listen to me agar ye Baat Juth hui naa toh that'll be the end of you.. I don't care who the fuck you are I will shoot you right in your face...
Abeer-Mere Sath Aa toh..
Abeer mera hath pakkad k unse thoda durr legaya..
Main-Kya?
Abeer-Ye sach bol raha hai maine confirmation karwaai hai hawa Mein khabbar udd rahi hai Dubai se aai hai.. Tu ek baar Chang se confirm karwaale toh better hai...
Main-Dubai Mein Ranjit ji k known hain bahot jyaada unse Baat karta hun..
Abeer - Yeah jaldi kyunki you know Dubai Don't play..
Main-I do..
Maine phone nikaala Ranjit ji ko call kiya..
Ranjit - AP my boy how are you..
Main--Fine fine.. Listen Ranjit ji i need some help..
Ranjit-Yeah sure..
Maine unko situation bataai..
Ranjit - Interesting Dubai kyun interest le raha hai Tumhaare andar..
Main-Maybe Ye Sunny yaa Uday ki gand fatti ho toh unhone Humein uljhaane yaa tapkaane k liye supari dedaali ho..
Ranjit-Possible hai.. Sunny nahi karega Uday kar shakta hai for sure..
Main-Aap details nikalawdo ek baar then main dekhta hun..
Ranjit-Ok abhi karta hun call..
Call disconnected..
Abeer- Kya karein??
Mangal or Bhai bhi wahaan aagaye..
Main-Mereko risk nahi caahiye ye gandu juth bol raha hai toh bhi tu bhai k sath reh 24×7 Mangal Ami Anjali and all or Jack tere sath rahenge.. Agar koi jyaada he new jagah par Jaana Hai toh main khud hounga sath Mein..
Abeer-or tere liye kon bacha fir??
Main-Main theek hun mujhe Konsa bahaar Jaana Hai college ghar ghar college or i doubt wohlog college jaisi public place par attack karenge..
Deva-Still Risk toh tu bhi le he raha hai..
Main-I am fine bhai don't worry about me Vinny rahega sath mein agar bahaar jaunga toh.. Or badle Mein Humein karna kuch nahi hai jissne upari lee hai usko dhundana hai or thok dena hai bus supari khatam uske Baad koi dusari supari naa dega or naa he Dubai waale lenge, seedha panga nahi caahiye unhe Humse..
Deva-Still kya pata kitane log aaein hain..
Main-7-10 maximum.. Dubai waale bewkuff nahi hai bheed ko nahi bhejenge..
Deva-But yelog koi normal gunde naa honge AP yelog trained killers hain..
Main-I know don't worry Confirmation millne do jaldi se niptaa dunga main fir Sunny or Uday k piche bhi jaana hai..
Deva-Remember confidence is good But over confidence is bad.
Main-My over confidence is my attitude bhai and you know that just leave it on me I'll take care of this.. Dubai bhi seekh jaaega we don't play around when it comes to family..
Deva-But don't take them lightly..
Main-I won't.. I definitely won't mujhe pata hai wohlog bahot khatarnak hain...
Deva-Great..
Abeer-Tu Jaa change wagaairaah karle..
Main - Isko deke paise bhagaado ab..
Ye bolke main apne room Mein aaya phone charge Mein lagaya then nahaya kapdey change kiye and bahaar nikala he tha ki mera phone baja Ranjit ji kaa tha..
Main-Haan..
Ranjit-News sahi hai boss Ekdum Dubai Mein dhuaan uthaa tha Tum dono k naam kaa estimated hit almost 25-28 crore Rupees.. 6-8 bandey hain jo Dubai se he aayenge yaa maybe Aa chuke hain or main Baat weapons and equipments unhe yahin par provide kiye jaayenge kyunki AII(Airport Authority Of India) Mein kissi ko rishwat nahi milli hai toh koi kuch nahi smuggle kar raha apne sath..
Main - 28 crore ki hit.. Itana desperately kon maarna caah raha hai..
Ranjit-Tumhaara he koi dushman hoga you know league yaa hod wagaairaah se koi nahi hai..
Main-I know wohlog Dubai k chutiyon ko hit kyun denge..
Ranjit-Exactly itani badi hit Mujhe toh Uday he lag raha hai.. Lekin 100% ussne Sunny ko bina bataae hit di hai kyunki Sunny fair khelta hai woh nahi karega ye..
Main-OK ok.. Main nipat leta hun itani badi film bhi nahi hai..
Ranjit-True.. Koi help caahiye ho toh bolna..
Main-Sure.. Thanks Ranjit ji..
Ranjit-Always For you AP.. Be safe..
Call disconnected..
Maine phone daala baal wagaairaah set kiye he they ki babhi aagayi wahaan..
Babhi-Headache wagaairaah kuch hai??
Main-Naa I am fine..
Babhi-Khaana??
Main - Khaake aaya tha.. I was at Anaa 's house.
Babhi-Oho ho ho..
Main-Kya ohoho babhi nashe Mein tha or ab woh naraaj hai i dont know kyun..
Babhi-Nice dude.. Nice..
Main-I promise mujhe Yaad Nahi.. Woh budha gaya..
Babhi-Uncle hai woh Tumhaare..
Main-Not mine I hate that guy.. Gaya kya??
Babhi-Yeah about that..
Main-No no no no no no no no.. No way woh Yahaan rukkne waala hai.. Oh my god aap issi liye Uppar aai thi.. No way..
Babhi - Listen to me.. Sun ab ussne Humaari help ki hai haina?? I know he is a bad person..
Main-Bad?? He is a sick human being babhi..
Babhi-But afterall he is family right?? Tu Maan yaa naa Maan.. Or jyaada time k liye nahi ab Humaari wajah se uski Jaan ko khatra hai toh humara farj hai ye uski help karna isliye jabtak ye jo bhi hain yelog ko khatam nahi kardetey tabtak he Yahaan rukenge woh.. Or listen tu confirm karle agar uski news fake hai toh main abhi nikaal dungi.
Main-Confirmed news sahi hai..
Babhi-Oh god..
Main-Don't worry i got you.. Kissi ko kuch nahi hoga i promise kissi ko kuch nahi hoga..
Babhi-I know I know...ab sun help him right don't get mad.. Kuch he din ki toh Baat Hai I promise tujhe kuch nahi kahega woh..
Main-Ofcourse kuch nahi kahega mujhe i'll kill him if he does...
Babhi-OK then tujhe koi problem nahi hai great.. Thanks..
Ye bolke babhi chali gayi.. Bhenchod banaa gaya family waalon ko chutiya but again news kaafi kaam ki di hai ussne iske badle mein paise dedetey toh theek tha ab ye bhenchod kuch din aish se jiyega Yahaan.. Emotional blackmailer maadarchod.. Iski Maa ki chut.. I hate this fucking guy.. He triggers me... Ab or frustration but acha hai frustration badhegi toh logon ki gand jaldi maarunga main.. Dubai waalon ko direct Uppar ki ticket dedunga agli baar supari lene se Pehle 100 baar sochenge maadarchod.. Unhe bhi toh pata chale AP kon hai...
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