Wow bhai iss wale bhi hain line mainUpdate-111(Problems)Anjali-So boss kya plan hai??
Main-Plan.. Plan matlab dekho I am sure woh kuch nahi hai but Tum keh rahe ho toh ek kaam kartey hain Main Abeer Ami usko dhundtey hain or Baaki log Sunny se stick karein kyunki hum ek jagah focus nahi rakh shaktey agar Sunny kaa plan hua toh dikkat hojaaegi isliye tumlog Sunny ko dekho main isko dekhta hun..
Anjali-Ok. Sounds good to me.
Abeer-Yeah good plan.. I agree..
Mangal-Yep makes sense..
Deva-OK.. Lets figure that out then..
Sablog uthe wahaan se or nikal gaye bahaar babhi Anjali or Pooja ko breakfast k liye le gayi or ab wahan bache Main Abeer or Ami.. Abeer or Ami mujhe ghurr rahe they or Main un dono ko.
ABEER-WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS GOING ON..
Main--Ssshhh.. Something is happening i dont know what but figure out kar lenge koi hai jo usko bula raha hai i dont know kon hai or ye kyun kar raha hai Chang laga hai ispar let's hope usse kuch mill jaae.. But iske Baad iska jikar Yahaan Matt karna..
Abeer-ok but this bad right..?
Main-Very very very bad..
Humlog bahaar hall Mein aae toh sablog they wahaan mera mind filhaal wahin attak gaya tha ki bhenchod ye ho kya raha hai.. Kon kar raha hai.. Mereko Jawaab caahiye they jo main dhund nahi shakta tha..
Maine Delhi Ranjit ji or Sunaina se Baat ki lekin unke pass bhi koi information nahi thi isase related Chang ko kuch mill nahi raha tha 12 baje mujhe CBI k Saamne Jaana tha or tabtak main yahi sab figure out kar raha tha.. Ab strictness jaruri thi.. Main Ami ko sath leke gaya Headquarters wahaan aaj kuch jyaada nahi tha keval kal kaa jo Baaki tha Diksha k sawaal wahi they jinmein kaafi time lag gaya kyunki mera dimag nahi tha wahaan par lekin jo bhi tha usko Jawaab diye maine shyaam 4 baje wahaan se free hua main.. Or wahaan se Ami k sath seedha Chang se milne uske hotel gaya woh room Mein he tha..
Chang-So boss news sach hai Merchant of death aaya toh hai..
Main-Kya bakwass kar raha hai Chang..
Chang-I know boss baat toh suno Merchant of death aaya toh hai lekin real nahi real toh tum he ho but koi behrupiya aaya hai I don't know kon hai yaa kyun aaya hai.
Main-Kyun aaya hai ye maalum hai mujhe..
Chang--Bataao..
Main-Woh Jo bhi hai woh 2.0 ko bahaar laana caahta hai jisase apna koi kaam karwaa shake.. Lekin aisa hai kon jo rules todke Yahaan aaya..
Chang- Boss technically ussne koi rule nahi toda hai kissi ki nakal karna koi rule todna nahi hai ye toh bahot baar hota hai..
Main-But woh mujhe mere offtime Mein issue deraha hai..
Chang-Or ye prove kon karega?? Koi nahi isliye ussne koi rules nahi tode woh shyaana hai Rules Mein rehke kar raha hai sab..
Main-Oh god fir toh ye koi bhi ho shakta hai..
Chang-Yeah exactly issi liye kuch mill nahi raha.. Ye jo bhi hai yaa toh ye akela hai yaa iski khudki team hai kyunki issne bahaar se kissi ki help nahi Lee hai agar help leta toh kuch naa kuch khabar toh milti mujhe.. Isliye ye khud he kar raha hai woh..
Main-Oh god..
Chang -But dikkat kya hai karne do bus tum bahaar se kuch khaao peeyo matt tumhe yaa Tumhaari team yaa family ko touch toh kar nahi shakta woh.. Agar kiya fir rules violate honge or fir woh or uske sath jo bhi hain sab marenge.. So just chill..
Main-Abe chill k lawde mujhe bhi pata hai woh mera kuch nahi kar shakta but issue ye hai ki tujhe pata haina 2.0 hates jab koi usko portrait karta hai.. Even maine jab dusty k Saamne uski nakal ki woh usme he Pagla gaya tha or ye toh koi bahaar kaa usko copy kar raha hai..Matlab jo bhi ye kar raha hai woh jaanta hai ki agar woh 2.0 kaa fame lega toh 2.0 ko woh bilkul passand nahi aaega..
Ami-But then agar Maan lo woh successful hua toh bhi 2.0 aake sabse Pehle usko he maarega ye bhi pata he hoga usse..
Main-True.. Aisa kon hai jo itana risk le raha hai..
Chang-Koi desperate need Mein Hai.. Koi aisa jo harr taraf se Marr he raha hai.. Ok iske base par kuch dhundta hun main..
Main-Great.. Kuch bhi kar, figure this shit out..
Chang - OK.. I'll try..
Uske baad wahaan se haweli aatey-2 shyaam hogayi Humein.. Main room Mein aaya seedha dafukk bhenchod chain ki saans lene do be.. Socha tha abhi yuvika ka the end karke bc aage badhunga lekin maadarchod nahi. Thodi derr baad mereko Sam bulane aaya ki Anjali aai hai niche.. Main niche aaya toh hall Mein Anjali k sath puri team mojjud thi or uske alaawa bhai Babhi Abeer Mangal Sam Ravi Meenu and Ami bhi mojjud they..
Main-Yeah what happened??
Anjali-Boss woh merchant of death waali news sahi hai woh koi plan nahi hai woh sachmein koi shaks hai or woh bahot khatarnaak hai.. ISS Mein mera contact hai ussne mere pass ek video bheji jisme woh log ek aadmi ko interrogate kar rahe hain jo Merchant of death k baare Mein thoda bahot jaanta hai..
OH god ye toh bad se worse hota jaraha hai.. Ab ye kon aagaya..
Pooja ne ek pendrive Saamne led Mein lagaai Baaki sablog baithey video chaalu hui toh Pehle scene Mein he babhi ki cheekh nikal gayi kyunki Saamne ek shaks ek chair par baitha tha I mean bandha hua tha chair se usse bahot jyaada torture kiya gaya tha like itana jyaada ki khoon or wounds se uska chehra bharra padda tha ye bhi nahi dikh raha tha ki woh hai kon..
Babhi-What the hell aise kon interrogation karta hai bhalla??
Anjali-Babhi woh ISS hai woh aise he kartey hain unke Uppar koi law yaa koi jurisdiction laagu nahi hota woh kuch bhi kar shaktey hain..
Deva-Start it..
Video suru hui toh wahaan ek ladki ki awaaj aai..
Ladki-Hey.. Look at me... Look at me..
Ye sun uss aadmi ne apna munh Uppar uthaake camera ki taraf dekha.. Usko drugs diye gaye they sach ugalwaane k liye jo main uski body language se samjh gaya tha.
Ladki--Merchant Of Death.. Ye naam suna hai kabhi??
Aadmi- Haa. Haa .. Haa.. Go... To... Helll.
Uske itana boltey he woh jiss chair se bandha tha usme se usse shock diya gaya bhenchod electric chair iski Maa kaa ghosla..
Ladki-Stop..Haan yaad aaya kuch?? .. Who is merchant of death??
Aadmi - Merchant of death.. Hahaha.. Naam se kya lagta hai tumhe?? Haan.. He is an Assassin the most elite assassin in this entire continent.. He feeds on people's souls.. He is a devil in a human's body.. He can kill anyone he want anhwh... Anywhere. He wants.. Anyhow he wants..or koi uska kuch nahi bigaad shakta.. He can sing.. Sing. Single handedly end your organization and there is nothing you can do to stop him.. He is the best in the business he loves killing he enjoy killing..
Ladki-Kaisa dikhta hai woh??
Aadmi - No one knows..kissi ko nahi pata woh kaise dikhta hai.. But lo..log kehtey hain woh chalti firti mout hai. And you know No n.. No n.. No one messes with death.. No one cross paths with death.. Tumlog bhi apna path badal lo do not poke death. Do not go after him. That'll be your last mistake..
Ladki-woh hum dekhenge..
Aadmi-Tttt. Tum kuch nahi dekhoge jo dekhega woh dekhega.. You guys are just pawns in his game..
Ladki-Anything else..
Aadmi-Just one last thing Go to hell.. Hahahahahaah.. Because that's where he will send you guys..
And video over.. ISS mere piche paddi thi?? Kyun.. Ekdum se.. I mean ISS kaa kaam he hai aise threats se laddne kaa jisase India ki Baaki koi organization nahi Ladd shakti.. Lekin main inke radar par kabhi nahi tha because I dont leave Any traces. Abhi bhi mujhse related 0 information he hogi inke pass i am sure or filhaal mujhe inse koi dikkat nahi thi lekin ye banda jo bhi tha isse marrna hoga I mean pata isse bhi nahi mere baare Mein Kuch but ye Baaki information leak kar shakta hai..
Anjali-So boss we have an serious issue now..
Main - Technically speaking nahi confirm issne bhi nahi kiya ki ye koi hai yaa nahi..
Deva-Haan woh toh hai.. Ussne bhi kahaaniyaan he sunaai hain or dekha issne bhi nahi kabhi usko..
Abeer-I agree mujhe ye still chaal he lag rahi hai kissi ki..
Anjali-Possible toh Hai but still check kartey rehna caahiye Humein..
Main-Woh toh kar he rahe hain dont worry.. Uppar se ISS bhi uske piche hai toh agar kuch hoga toh tumhe news Pehle mill he jaaegi..
Anjali-Yeah woh toh hai..
Ok I need to fix this shit right fucking now.. Like now now....
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Suppper fantastic updatesUpdate-111(Problems)Anjali-So boss kya plan hai??
Main-Plan.. Plan matlab dekho I am sure woh kuch nahi hai but Tum keh rahe ho toh ek kaam kartey hain Main Abeer Ami usko dhundtey hain or Baaki log Sunny se stick karein kyunki hum ek jagah focus nahi rakh shaktey agar Sunny kaa plan hua toh dikkat hojaaegi isliye tumlog Sunny ko dekho main isko dekhta hun..
Anjali-Ok. Sounds good to me.
Abeer-Yeah good plan.. I agree..
Mangal-Yep makes sense..
Deva-OK.. Lets figure that out then..
Sablog uthe wahaan se or nikal gaye bahaar babhi Anjali or Pooja ko breakfast k liye le gayi or ab wahan bache Main Abeer or Ami.. Abeer or Ami mujhe ghurr rahe they or Main un dono ko.
ABEER-WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS GOING ON..
Main--Ssshhh.. Something is happening i dont know what but figure out kar lenge koi hai jo usko bula raha hai i dont know kon hai or ye kyun kar raha hai Chang laga hai ispar let's hope usse kuch mill jaae.. But iske Baad iska jikar Yahaan Matt karna..
Abeer-ok but this bad right..?
Main-Very very very bad..
Humlog bahaar hall Mein aae toh sablog they wahaan mera mind filhaal wahin attak gaya tha ki bhenchod ye ho kya raha hai.. Kon kar raha hai.. Mereko Jawaab caahiye they jo main dhund nahi shakta tha..
Maine Delhi Ranjit ji or Sunaina se Baat ki lekin unke pass bhi koi information nahi thi isase related Chang ko kuch mill nahi raha tha 12 baje mujhe CBI k Saamne Jaana tha or tabtak main yahi sab figure out kar raha tha.. Ab strictness jaruri thi.. Main Ami ko sath leke gaya Headquarters wahaan aaj kuch jyaada nahi tha keval kal kaa jo Baaki tha Diksha k sawaal wahi they jinmein kaafi time lag gaya kyunki mera dimag nahi tha wahaan par lekin jo bhi tha usko Jawaab diye maine shyaam 4 baje wahaan se free hua main.. Or wahaan se Ami k sath seedha Chang se milne uske hotel gaya woh room Mein he tha..
Chang-So boss news sach hai Merchant of death aaya toh hai..
Main-Kya bakwass kar raha hai Chang..
Chang-I know boss baat toh suno Merchant of death aaya toh hai lekin real nahi real toh tum he ho but koi behrupiya aaya hai I don't know kon hai yaa kyun aaya hai.
Main-Kyun aaya hai ye maalum hai mujhe..
Chang--Bataao..
Main-Woh Jo bhi hai woh 2.0 ko bahaar laana caahta hai jisase apna koi kaam karwaa shake.. Lekin aisa hai kon jo rules todke Yahaan aaya..
Chang- Boss technically ussne koi rule nahi toda hai kissi ki nakal karna koi rule todna nahi hai ye toh bahot baar hota hai..
Main-But woh mujhe mere offtime Mein issue deraha hai..
Chang-Or ye prove kon karega?? Koi nahi isliye ussne koi rules nahi tode woh shyaana hai Rules Mein rehke kar raha hai sab..
Main-Oh god fir toh ye koi bhi ho shakta hai..
Chang-Yeah exactly issi liye kuch mill nahi raha.. Ye jo bhi hai yaa toh ye akela hai yaa iski khudki team hai kyunki issne bahaar se kissi ki help nahi Lee hai agar help leta toh kuch naa kuch khabar toh milti mujhe.. Isliye ye khud he kar raha hai woh..
Main-Oh god..
Chang -But dikkat kya hai karne do bus tum bahaar se kuch khaao peeyo matt tumhe yaa Tumhaari team yaa family ko touch toh kar nahi shakta woh.. Agar kiya fir rules violate honge or fir woh or uske sath jo bhi hain sab marenge.. So just chill..
Main-Abe chill k lawde mujhe bhi pata hai woh mera kuch nahi kar shakta but issue ye hai ki tujhe pata haina 2.0 hates jab koi usko portrait karta hai.. Even maine jab dusty k Saamne uski nakal ki woh usme he Pagla gaya tha or ye toh koi bahaar kaa usko copy kar raha hai..Matlab jo bhi ye kar raha hai woh jaanta hai ki agar woh 2.0 kaa fame lega toh 2.0 ko woh bilkul passand nahi aaega..
Ami-But then agar Maan lo woh successful hua toh bhi 2.0 aake sabse Pehle usko he maarega ye bhi pata he hoga usse..
Main-True.. Aisa kon hai jo itana risk le raha hai..
Chang-Koi desperate need Mein Hai.. Koi aisa jo harr taraf se Marr he raha hai.. Ok iske base par kuch dhundta hun main..
Main-Great.. Kuch bhi kar, figure this shit out..
Chang - OK.. I'll try..
Uske baad wahaan se haweli aatey-2 shyaam hogayi Humein.. Main room Mein aaya seedha dafukk bhenchod chain ki saans lene do be.. Socha tha abhi yuvika ka the end karke bc aage badhunga lekin maadarchod nahi. Thodi derr baad mereko Sam bulane aaya ki Anjali aai hai niche.. Main niche aaya toh hall Mein Anjali k sath puri team mojjud thi or uske alaawa bhai Babhi Abeer Mangal Sam Ravi Meenu and Ami bhi mojjud they..
Main-Yeah what happened??
Anjali-Boss woh merchant of death waali news sahi hai woh koi plan nahi hai woh sachmein koi shaks hai or woh bahot khatarnaak hai.. ISS Mein mera contact hai ussne mere pass ek video bheji jisme woh log ek aadmi ko interrogate kar rahe hain jo Merchant of death k baare Mein thoda bahot jaanta hai..
OH god ye toh bad se worse hota jaraha hai.. Ab ye kon aagaya..
Pooja ne ek pendrive Saamne led Mein lagaai Baaki sablog baithey video chaalu hui toh Pehle scene Mein he babhi ki cheekh nikal gayi kyunki Saamne ek shaks ek chair par baitha tha I mean bandha hua tha chair se usse bahot jyaada torture kiya gaya tha like itana jyaada ki khoon or wounds se uska chehra bharra padda tha ye bhi nahi dikh raha tha ki woh hai kon..
Babhi-What the hell aise kon interrogation karta hai bhalla??
Anjali-Babhi woh ISS hai woh aise he kartey hain unke Uppar koi law yaa koi jurisdiction laagu nahi hota woh kuch bhi kar shaktey hain..
Deva-Start it..
Video suru hui toh wahaan ek ladki ki awaaj aai..
Ladki-Hey.. Look at me... Look at me..
Ye sun uss aadmi ne apna munh Uppar uthaake camera ki taraf dekha.. Usko drugs diye gaye they sach ugalwaane k liye jo main uski body language se samjh gaya tha.
Ladki--Merchant Of Death.. Ye naam suna hai kabhi??
Aadmi- Haa. Haa .. Haa.. Go... To... Helll.
Uske itana boltey he woh jiss chair se bandha tha usme se usse shock diya gaya bhenchod electric chair iski Maa kaa ghosla..
Ladki-Stop..Haan yaad aaya kuch?? .. Who is merchant of death??
Aadmi - Merchant of death.. Hahaha.. Naam se kya lagta hai tumhe?? Haan.. He is an Assassin the most elite assassin in this entire continent.. He feeds on people's souls.. He is a devil in a human's body.. He can kill anyone he want anhwh... Anywhere. He wants.. Anyhow he wants..or koi uska kuch nahi bigaad shakta.. He can sing.. Sing. Single handedly end your organization and there is nothing you can do to stop him.. He is the best in the business he loves killing he enjoy killing..
Ladki-Kaisa dikhta hai woh??
Aadmi - No one knows..kissi ko nahi pata woh kaise dikhta hai.. But lo..log kehtey hain woh chalti firti mout hai. And you know No n.. No n.. No one messes with death.. No one cross paths with death.. Tumlog bhi apna path badal lo do not poke death. Do not go after him. That'll be your last mistake..
Ladki-woh hum dekhenge..
Aadmi-Tttt. Tum kuch nahi dekhoge jo dekhega woh dekhega.. You guys are just pawns in his game..
Ladki-Anything else..
Aadmi-Just one last thing Go to hell.. Hahahahahaah.. Because that's where he will send you guys..
And video over.. ISS mere piche paddi thi?? Kyun.. Ekdum se.. I mean ISS kaa kaam he hai aise threats se laddne kaa jisase India ki Baaki koi organization nahi Ladd shakti.. Lekin main inke radar par kabhi nahi tha because I dont leave Any traces. Abhi bhi mujhse related 0 information he hogi inke pass i am sure or filhaal mujhe inse koi dikkat nahi thi lekin ye banda jo bhi tha isse marrna hoga I mean pata isse bhi nahi mere baare Mein Kuch but ye Baaki information leak kar shakta hai..
Anjali-So boss we have an serious issue now..
Main - Technically speaking nahi confirm issne bhi nahi kiya ki ye koi hai yaa nahi..
Deva-Haan woh toh hai.. Ussne bhi kahaaniyaan he sunaai hain or dekha issne bhi nahi kabhi usko..
Abeer-I agree mujhe ye still chaal he lag rahi hai kissi ki..
Anjali-Possible toh Hai but still check kartey rehna caahiye Humein..
Main-Woh toh kar he rahe hain dont worry.. Uppar se ISS bhi uske piche hai toh agar kuch hoga toh tumhe news Pehle mill he jaaegi..
Anjali-Yeah woh toh hai..
Ok I need to fix this shit right fucking now.. Like now now....
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