Update-120(Troubles!!!)
Ab Rohit Stage par gaya Shubham or Abhi k sath ek Mike Digvijay k pass tha dusara Rohit k pass..
Rohit-So students good morning to you all.. Now i have a fantastic news for you guys.. Well lets just say Abhi and Shubam ko toh aap sab jaantey he hoge.. Last term president or vice president they yelog or inke term Mein bahot kuch sahi hua college Mein. And again only for the betterment of this college these two guys are joining forces again.. So please Welcome back them.. And give them a huge round of applause..
Ye sun students Mein sansanni fall gayi bsc bcom waalon ki gand fatt gayi.Or apne waale bhaari chilaae...Digvijay or us Dheeraj ki bhi gand fatt gayi..
Digvijay-OK ok.. Shanti shanti guys.. Mujhe ye bataao kal tak toh ye dono ki parties k log aapas Mein ladd rahe they even hathapai takk horahi thi toh ab jab lalach aaya toh hath milla liya kal ko fir piche hatt jaayenge..
Dheeraj-exactly aap sablog suno 24 ghanto Mein aisa kya badlaav aagaya jo yelog ek horahe hain?? Lalach or kya?? College k liye kiya kya hai tumlog ne??
Rohit-Well let me refresh your memory sabse pehle Humne college se drug racket kaa the end kiya hai bahot bade drug racket ka like bahot bade.. Then Humne ek corrupt Warden ko suspend karwaane Mein madad ki.. Wahi warden jo Tumhaare party leader kaa best friend tha.. Pucho Digvijay se..
Main-(Chilaake) Rohit bhai ki jai..
Ravi-(Chilaake) East or west Rohit bhai is best..
Sam-(Chilaake) 1-2-3-4 Rohit bhai ki jai jai kar..
Digvijay-Nahi woh inhone nahi kiya woh tumne kiya..
Rohit-Naa naa ye veham Mein Matt rehna ye log dono baar Humaare sath they drugs case Mein Bhi or warden case Mein Bhi.. Then inhone college renovation karwaaya.. Cricket series jitwaai. Basketball series second place.. Then yelog ne blood donation camp bhi organise kiya.. Uske alaawa jo bhi student ne inse help maangi unki help ki.. Or ye nahi ki ye sab k bich ye padhaai bhull gaye A graders hain mostly inmein se tum bolo Digvijay k grades?? Last waali back clear hui yaa nahi..
Digvijay- Yeah.. Ok.. Ok.. Yelog kaa ye bhi toh bataao police case kiske Uppar hai?? Kyun Shubam?? Chal he raha hai case?? Yaa end hogaya.. Or Abhi sahaab suspend hone k kitane kareeb ho aap?? Shayad 1 strike point or caahiye or 1 month ka suspension milne waala hai aapko.. Inki wajah se college Mein gundey aae tod fod hui.. Bahot baar yelog dekhte rahe harr baar.. This is disgusting.. Or well Digvijay k piche main hun agar ye thoda saa bhi kuch galat karta hai toh tumlog seedha mere pass aao main short out karunga lekin ye kiske piche bhaagenge??
Rohit - Hahaha.. Tumhe Haryana Mein aae kuch maheene hue hain or Humein saalon.. Or Humaare sirr par jinka hath hai unke pareewar ne almost 150+ saal se haryana ki sewa ki hai...aaj aapko bhi milwaa deta hun..
Ab Rohit ko dikh gayi thi Saamne gaadiyaan aati hui.. Sabse Pehle Mangal ki he Gaadi aai.. Or uske piche fir line lag gayi Ekdum sequence Mein perfectly.. Gaadi k piche gaadi bhenchod Dheeraj ki toh gand fatt gayi thi pura walkway gaadiyon se bharr gaya tha Yahaan se leke main gate takk or bahaar bhi thi gaadiyaan.. Gaadiyaan andar aa he rahi thi 4on taraf gaadiyaan he gaadiyaan hogayi thi.. Principal bc munh faade mujhe dekhe usse pata tha karwaaya toh maine he hai.. Maine usko aankh maari or hans padda.. Tab mangal uttara Gaadi se or uske sath jitani Gaadi rukki thi sablog uttare naare lagaatey hue wahaan students se jyaada toh woblog hogaye they.. Mangal stage ki side aaya Guptaji they uske sath.. Ab principal gandu ki tarah aage gaya or mangal se hath milaya Mangal seedha stage par aaya Rohit se galle milla Rohit ne usko Mike diya..
Mangal - Main jyaada kuch bolunga nahi, Iss college se bahot c yaadein juddi hain meri or meri family ki bhi.. Or main confirm kardun Rohit jo bhi decision lega woh Iss college k betterment k liye hoga because Rohit stands for truth, Rohit fights for truth ye jab president tha tab bhi utana he helpful tha or ab bhi utana he helpful hai or aage bhi itana he helpful rahega so All hail Rohit..
Ye bol Mangal ne Rohit kaa hath Uppar kardiya or udhar chillam chilli mach gayi students or supporters sab ne gand faad di..
Mangal-I know ye ek debate hai but debate main unke sath krta hun jinhone apne khud k dum par jindagi Mein Kuch kamaaya ho or yahan toh wohlog debate karne khaddey hain jinhone kamaaya toh kya hai ulta apni Maa kaa kamaaya kharab kiya hai.. Have a good day everyone..
Ye bol Mangal stage se uttara Dheeraj daant pisss k reh gaya lekin bola kuch nahi.. Bolne laayak raha he nahi tha.. Mangal humari taraf aaya..
Mangal-Bus??
Main-Dhuma thaa diya beta..
Mangal-Bhenchod sarkaar toh apni he hai..
Ravi-Hell yeah.. Bhai nikal liye aage??
Mangal-Haan aadhi gaadiyaan unke sath hain warna Yahaan bhenchod fit bhi naa baithti..aaj rally hai Chandigarh udhar faad dena hai.. Chalo main nikalta hun Fir..
Sam-Bye bitch..
Mangal nikala apni Gaadi ki taraf or uske sath sath gaadiyan back he bahaar nikalne lagi kyunki turn karne takk ki jagah nahi thi wahaan. Rohit Abhi Shubham or Anaa wagaairaah mere pass aai..
Ravi-Bus ab ghar Jaake so Jaao jeet gaye tumlog...
Dheeraj-Wrong move AP... Galat jagah panga leliya tumne.
Main-Panga?? Panga toh teri maata ji ne liya hai mere sath bataa dena Unko AP at least aise he toh nahi chhod dega.. Tumlog sarkaar kaa ek hissa ho lekin humlog puri sarkaar hain.Get on my level then talk to me bhagwaan hun main bhosdk Yahaan...now get the fuck out of my face..
Principal-AP what is this language..
Main-That's my language for people like Mr Dheeraj..
Ye bol main wahan se full style Mein mudda or Gaadi Mein aaya Or ab Jaake Gaadi waapis park karke aaya main.. Waapis canteen Mein aaya Rohit Ravi or Sam busy hogaye they ab time kam tha or risk lena nahi tha.. Meri kal ki warning k Baad canteen Ekdum khaali thi 2 Ladkiyaan thi jo abhi nikal gayi thi wahaan se.. Or ab Canteen Ekdum empty thi like koi nahi tha Laxman or uske worker k alawa.. Pehli baar shanti thi canteen Mein..
Laxman-Parnaam maharaj..
Main-Parnaam beta parnaam.. Sun ek bhayaanak c Coffee bana k peela dey..
Laxman-Baitho bhai baitho..
Main wahaan counter k udhar Laxman ki chair par he baith gaya..
Laxman-Or sunao bhai woh police waalon kaa kya chal raha hai jo Delhi se aae they..
Main-Bus chal raha hai unhi ne dukhi kar rakha hai his..
Laxman-Gand fod do bhai saalon ki..
Main-Arrey naa naa.. Marwaaega kya be lawde..
Ab main wahaan baitha tha toh canteen Mein enter hui Anaa Mouni Sana or Arushi.. Unhone mujhe dekha nahi as main counter k piche tha or main unke pass Jaane he waala tha ki unke piche piche 3 ladke bhi enter hue unke sath bakchodi kartey hue. Or in 3 Mein se 2 toh bhenchod woh kal waale he they Digvijay k sathi jo Rohit k sath munh chodi kar rahe they.. Ab main waapis baith gaya.. Or wohlog Jaanbujh k Anaa and Baaki k sath he table par baithtey..
Ladka-Kya Sana Ji Kahaan bhaage Jaa rahi ho.. Aapke boyfriend ne akela chhod diya aapko?? Election k liye.. Mere sath aaiye main kabhi bhi nahi chhodunga akela...
Sana-Shut up..
Arushi-Karun Rohit ko phone??
Ladka2-Arrey kamal karti ho Arushi madam Rohit ko kya call karogi aap bhi chalo mere sath.. Kabse piche padda hun..
Main or laxman hanse jarahe they idhar kyunki bhenchod jisane ye Arushi ko bola woh bhenchod bahot he chutiya tha shakal or surat dono se.. Uppar se maadarchod ne munh jitana bada toh chashma pehna tha..
Mouni-Main complaint kardungi.. Fir Matt rona..
Ladka-Kisko karegi complaint??
Main-Mereko.. Idhar..
Ye bol main coffee ka mug leke counter se bahaar nikala.. Ab mujhe dekh woh gandu turant uthey or bhaagne lage..
Main - Baadmein bahaar miloge fir or jyaada maarunga..Baitho baitho..
Woh log baithey main bhi baitha..
Mouni-Haan ab bolo..
Sana-Haanji.. Kahaan chaloge date par??
Main-Bolo be.. Ladki puch rahi hai Saamne se.. Yaa main...
Main aage kuch bolta usase Pehle mera phone baja.. Jo unknown number se tha.. Maine uthaya toh Saamne se ek jaani pehchaani awaaj aai.. "Missed Me"
Main-Dusty????
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