Thriller Waah! Life Ho Toh Aisi - The Merchant Of Death ( COMPLETED )

[AP 316]

WLHTA - The Serpent Of Underworld

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[bd sharkar]

Lol ...AP Ka lawda lag gia. .I don't think he can do anything.. because he is now a .... just bring back 2.0 ..he can solve everything in few seconds. . there is no need for 1.0 ..he is totally over ....

 

[Elite thooko]

Awesome update bro
AP ki gaand hi maarli gayi

 

[OFFICIALSK]

Na 1.0 na 2.0....kuch god level bana dijiye bhaiya like 3.0 mixture of 2 versions and unbeatable guy AP

 

[Devilking786]

Jabardast update bhai or kitni maroge AP ki now it's time for revenge

 

[Rayder]

Fantastic update bro

 

[Janu002]

Superb update.

 

[niikhill]

Ek time aayega jab sab aake pair pakde ge AP k

 

[Aakash.]

Never thought that such a condition would happen, contrary to expectations, everyone wants to prove AP crazy and he is abandoned at the moment, I can't believe it, AP stands alone, nobody's supporting him, However, he will have to come out.
As always the update was great, You are writing very well, Now let's see what happens next, Till then waiting for the next part of the story.
Thank You...
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[Ajay]

Update-129(TADIPAAR!!!!!!!!!!!)


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Anaa.. Bus ek woh Baaki thi usko bhi cheen liya gaya tha mujhse. No way bhenchod.. Ab officially sab khatam hogaya tha Yahaan mera
. Bhenchod saali matlabi duniya ne Maa chod k rakh di thi system ki.. Saale sab dalle hain maadarchod..

Main aise he gaaliyaan detey hue baithtey baithtey kab so gaya ye mujhe bhi nahi pata chala subah mujhe Kala ne uthaya..

Kala-Bhai nasta aaya hai lo..

Naaste Mein tha bhenchod ek cup tea or 4 biscuit bhenchod literally 4 biscuits .. Lekin bhook mujhe itani jyaada lagi thi ki maine kuch nahi socha Pehle woh khaaya..

Kala-Yelo bhai..

Main-Abe nahi tu kya khaaega..

Kala-Maine raat ko bharr pait khaa liya tha bhai aap bukhe ho lo lo biscuit lo..

Maine Kala se uske 4 biscuit liye or thuss gaya bhenchod ab Jaake sans aaya chaaye peeke maine raat waali situation k baare Mein socha.. Ffuck.. Chaaron taraf se he gand Marr chuki thi.. Lekin achi baat ye thi ab marrne ko kuch Baaki nahi tha. So fuck this world fuck everyone bhenchod lund lelo mera..

Kirti-Good Morning AP..

Main-Hi.. What's happening??

Kirti-Bus tumhe he transport karne ki tayaari chal rahi hai. Force ikatha hotey he nikalenge..

Main-Force?? Force kya karegi??

Kirti-Oh come on tum AP ho tumhe bachaane waale nahi toh maarne waale bhi bahot jyaada hain ye toh pata he hai tumhe, toh security Mein Koi kassar nahi rakhni Humein.. Just sit tight and we will get you out of here..

Ye bhi hai kahin bhenchod koi court Mein he naa thok dey maadarchod.. Fuck.. Naa be halwa thodi hai maadarchod..

Lekin agar aisa kuch hua toh kya karna hai.. Hmm let me think something.. Main befaltu k plan sochne laga ki thodi derr Baad Kirti aai apni team k sath woh sab bhenchod puri tarah ready they bullet proof vests wagaairaah pehnke..Maano osama bin laden waali raid karenge kahin. Maadarchod..

Kirti-Let's go AP..

Kala-AP bhai number note karlo mera..

Main-Kahaan likhun chaati par?? Boldey yaad rakhlunga main.. Dimag Mein space bahot pada hai khaali.. Bol..

Ussne apna number bola..

Kala-Or haan Mahavir Nagar k piche waali basti k dusare number k ghar Mein rehta hun main.. Koi bhi madad caahiye ho chale aana..

Main-Sure.. Lekin lagta nahi hai kabhi aa paaunga..

Kirti-Yep..

Raman andar aaya hatkadi pehnaai or bahaar leke gaye mujhe toh hall Mein bhenchod kitane police waale mojjud they sab apna kaam chhod mujhe he ghurre jaa rahe they.. Or mere piche piche aadhi police force aachuki thi.. Bahaar nikaltey nikaltey pura kaafila hogaya tha mere piche.. Or kaafi officers bahaar mojjud they.. Mujhe van Mein baithaya gaya Kirti or uski team mere sath baithtey gate se media ko hataaya gaya and van nikali bahaar aage piche bahot c police ki gaadiyan chal rahi thi.. Saare district ki police aagayi thi bhenchod.. Chalo ab darr toh nahi lagega.. Abhi bhi koi tapka gaya toh maadarchod fir marrna he theek hai mera.. Court 15 minutes Mein pohanch gaye toh bhenchod wahaan bhi police force mojjud thi and Uppar se media and log bhayaanak bheed 10 minute bahaar rukki van then woh bheed hatti or hum andar aae.. Maadarchod terrorist k maafik security thi.. Van andar aake rukki mujhe niche uttaara and andar ek hall se hotey hue mujhe court room Mein leke aae toh court room Mein 2 shaks Pehle se mojjud they 1 toh woh Psychiatrist kya naam tha uska Diksha seth and then ek Vakeel tha jo CBI ko represent kar raha hoga kyunki mera koi Vakeel tha nahi.. Uske alaawa kuch woh type karne waale log bhi they.. Maadarchod filmon Mein toh aisa nahi dikhaatey courtroom ye toh kaafi cool hai..

Mujhe katghare Mein khadda kiya gaya or Kirti uss Vakeel k sath munchodi karne lagi.. Tab woh dwaarpaal chilaaya ki judge aaraha hai.. Judge piche se he kahin se nikal k aai.. Female thi 40-45 ummar hogi.. Woh aai sab khaddey hue mujhe chhodke kyunki main khadda he tha..

Judge-Inki hatkadi hataai jaae..

Raman-Mam He is very dangerous we can't risk it..

Judge-Ji toh tumlog kya kaam aaoge dangerous hai toh?? Abhi koi crime saabit nahi kiya hai aapne inke against jo dangerous bata rahe ho ye court hai tumhare cells nahi jo baandhke rakhoge inko..

Raman-Ji mam..

Ussne meri hatkadi kholi..

Judge-Mr Ankit Singh aapka Vakeel??

Main-Main he hun your honor jo hun..

Judge-Are you sure?? If you want court tumhe ek lawyer appoint kar shakti hai...

Main-Thanks but no mam I am fine..

Judge - Sure then..


CBI waale Vakeel ne Judge takk ek file pohanchaai or judge usse padhne lagi.. 10 minutes takk koi kuch nahi bola..

Judge - Waise Ankit ji aapke against iljaam toh bahot he khatarnak hain.. Kahin mujhe hathkadi hatwaane kaa faisla ulta na padd jaae..

Main-Oh No mam aap befikar rahein..or ye jitne bhi ilzaam mere Uppar hain ye sab bebuniyaad hain madam ye sab maine law k andar rehtey hue kiya or logon ki safety k liye kiya hai.. Iske liye yelog mujhe jail nahi bhej shaktey..

Judge-But aapko jail bhej kon raha hai Mr Ankit..

Main-What??

Judge-Ji aapne warrant nahi padha?? Ye court aapke Uppar lage iljaam shaabit karne k liye nahi hai ki jo kiya aapne woh shai tha yaa galat.. Ye court aaj issliye bulaai gayi hai ki jo sab aapne kiya uska tareeka sahi tha yaa galat.. Or galat tha toh aapko kiss base par charge kiya jaayega

Main-OK matlab?? Hindi Mein bole toh??

Judge-Ji Aapko ek mindless phsyco prove karna caah rahe hain ye..

Main - OH hell no.. Main koi phsyco nahi hun madam.. Aapke Saamne he toh khadda hun aap khud dekh lijiye..

Judge-Unfortunately woh mera kaam nahi hai Mr Ankit woh Ek psychiatrist kaa kaam hai or unhone apna kaam kardiya hai.. Diksha ji ki report mere pass hai abhi.. Uski copy di jaae inhe..

Ek bandey ne mujhe ek kaagaj diya.. Lund padhunga iska bhenchod.. Basically isme jitane baar main interrogation k liye aaya tha cbi k Saamne uss harr interrogation k Uppar Woh doctor Diksha k views they or uske Baad last Mein Ek note tha jisme woh khud sure nahi thi ki mujhe kya kaha jaae. Nice..

Yelog caah kya rahe hain?? Jail inhe nahi bhejna.. Asylum inhe nahi bhejna.. Gand maarenge kya meri maadarchod..

Lawyer-Your honor ye toh wahi baat hogayi main police k sath hun toh kuch bhi kar shakta hun.. Aap ye reports dekhlo ek bhi report Mein Ankit ji ne paperwork nahi kiya hai.. Or paperwork se woh bhaagta hai jo kuch galat kar raha ho..

Main-Yaa time kam ho..

Lawyer-Tumhaare pass saikdon logon ko maarne kaa time tha but 15 minutes report banaane kaa time nahi tha.. Interesting..

Main-Yeah.. Bitch..

Judge-Language Mr Ankit..

Main-My bad your honor purani aadat hai nikal Jaata Hai munh se.. Sorry vakeel sahaab.. So yeah bhai main teri tarah nahi hun jo office Mein baithke makhi maarta rahun saal mein ek case ladlun bus khatam. Main ek police consultant hone k sath sath ek student ek family man ek politically active figure bhi hun.. 1 - 1 minute kimati hai mera.. Your honor sone kaa time takk nahi milta most of the times mujhe..

Judge-Ye bahaana nahi bana shaktey Ankit aap.. Koi force nahi kar raha hai aapko ye karne k liye agar itane busy ho toh chhod dijiye police force bahot badi hai.. Lekin agar aap crime scene ki report nahi banaaenge woh bhi tab jab kaafi deaths hui ho scene k Uppar ye toh clearly kuch chupa rahe ho waali baat hogayi..

Main-Judge madam maine aajtak kissi bhi innocent bandey ko nahi maara hai..

Vakeel-Ji nahi ye aap nahi keh shaktey jitane log aapke hathon marre hain unmein se mostly k against koi police case bhi nahi hai.. woh beshak galat jagah galat time par mojjud ho shaktey hain..

Main-Still woh log they toh criminals he..

Judge-Criminals ko saja dena humara kaam hai Ankit ji.. Unko hum takk pohanchaana aapka kaam hai..

Main-Ji lekin agar woh mere Uppar banduk taane khaddey hon toh kaise leke aaunga madam.. Aajtak mere pass koi aisa banda nahi aaya hai ki I surrender mujhe woh judge madam k pass leke Jaana woh saja dengi mujhe..

Judge-Ankit ji for your kind information ye sarcastic comments dene kaa time nahi hai..

Main-Mam sorry lekin in battlefield you meet a lot of people 15 Mein se agar 1 surrender kar bhi raha hai toh uss ek ko jinda pakkadna in sab k bich almost impossible hai.. Fir wahi risk rehta hai ki main khud jinda jaaun yaa isko jinda leke jaaun.. And i think my life is more precious then there's..

Vakeel-Or ye aap kaise keh shaktey hain ki aapki life unki life se precious hai..

Main-Yeah because unhone haryana Ko baar baar nahi bachaaya hai apni Jaan par khel kar.. I save people every day and put my life in danger for them.. Fir woh caahe ek local gunda ho yaa fir Red John jaisa serial killer i fight for my people...

Judge-Noted.. I agree on this point. But again Ankit you are not proving anything.. Your life is more precious that doesn't mean you can kill them.. Right??

Vakeel-Exactly my question Your honor. Inki team Mein bahot he kaabil members hain lekin Jahaan bhi Maar Kaat hoti hai ye sabse aage pohanchtey hain I don't know kaise harr baar ye hojata hai but ye koi coincidence toh nahi ho shakta..

Main-Because I am smarter and faster then them..

Vakeel-Nahi Sir iska matlab ye thodi hai ki aap seedha akela Jaake apni Jaan khatre Mein daaldenge.. Abhi toh kaha aapne ki aapki life kitani precious hai.. Point to be noted my lord..

Maadarchod shayaana toh hai..Uss psychiatrist ne vakeel ko ishare se apne pass bulaaya usko kaan Mein Kuch bataaya or woh vakeel waapis aaya

Vakeel-or ye sab keval ek case Mein Nahi horaha ma'am baar baar or harr baar horaha hai he is going in and killing everyone every time.. Why?? Is it necessary?? Maybe maybe not. But Main question is does he enjoy killing people?? Tell me Ankit ji Do you enjoy killing??

Ye uss maadarchod psychiatrist kaa sawaal tha paka..

Vakeel-Hello??

Judge - Jawaab dijiye..

Main-What??

Vakeel - Do you Enjoy killing??

Main-Kya behuda sawaal hai..

Vakeel-Sawal Matt palatiye jawaab dijiye..

Main-No.. I don't..

Vakeel-Liar.. You do enjoy killing people. That's why you do it again and again.. What you like about killing??

Main-I don't kill everyone..

Vakeel-It doesn't matter who you kill my question is what you like about killing??

Main-Nothing.. I don't like killing..

Vakeel-Then why you do it?, Repeatedly?? WHY??

Judge - Calm down Prashant..

Vakeel-Sorry your honor. But he is misguiding the court you honor.. Agar isko passand he nahi hai toh kyun kartey hain baar baar harr baar?? Akele woh bhi.. Kyun naa team k sath jaaya jaaye or sabko arrest kiya jaae agar woh surrender nahi kartey hain toh jo necessary lage woh kiya jaae.

Main-Bhai jo log hotey haina woh..

Vakeel-Ankit ji ye sawaal nahi hai ki Saamne waala kon hota hai yaa ussne kya gunaah kiya hoga question ye hai ki do you enjoy killing?? Fir woh caahe criminal ho yaa nahi... Kyunki tum kissi ko ye puch k toh nahi maartey hoge ki kya woh Iss gang kaa purana member hai yaa fir koi naya misguided ladka hai jo behakaave Mein aake Yahaan aagaya ho or tumne usse maardiya ho..

Main-Then usse wahan un logon k sath hona he nahi caahiye..

Vakeel-Fir wahi baat woh log important nahi hain Ankit ji aap important ho.. Your honor ye abhi tak case he nahi samjhe hain.. Hum ye nahi keh rahe hain ki tumne innocent logon ko maara hai woh prove nahi hua hai abhi woh question nahi hai Yahaan hum ye nahi keh rahe ki aapne personally rivalry nikalne k liye logon ko maara hai ye prove karne k liye Humein time caahiye hai or jitane bandey aapne maare hain time bahot jyaada caahiye..

Main-Toh tabtak jail bhejdoge mereko?? Pagal ho kya.. Itana law toh maine bhi padha hai.

Vakeel-aap khud se he baatein bana rahe ho Jail kon bola.?Your honor ab bus ye court kaa time waste kar rahe hain mera point ye hai ki he is not mentally fit to live in this state and continue killing people.. People of haryana are terrified of him they don't want him in there streets where kids play because we can't trust him.. Also ye Yahaan rahenge toh humari investigation bhi puri nahi ho paaegi kyunki ye easily saboot mitta yaa badal shaktey hain yaa fir investigation related witnesses ko darra dhamka k misguide kar shaktey hain.. Kyunki jail koi nahi Jaana caahta your honor or khudko bachaane k liye ye kiss hadtak Jaa shaktey hain iska andaaja aap inki case files se laga shaktey hain yaa fir Diksha ji ki reports he le lijiye. Agar ye Yahaan rahenge toh inke mental state par or farak padega.. Jo inko kya bana shakta hai ye hum soch bhi nahi shaktey.. Isliye Main suggest karta hun ki Ankit Singh ko haryana se Tadipaar kardiya jaaye tabtak k liye jabtak Saari investigations unke against puri nahi ho jaati..

Iski Maa ki chut maarun.. Bhenchod.. Ye tha game.. Ye tha game.. Maadarchod.. Ye toh bahot aage ki soch gaye.. Saale dalle bhenchod.. Maadarchod.. Isme jail bhi hogayi Asylum bhi hogaya.. Agar main Haryana he nahi aa paaya toh maadarchod ek hissab se main khatam he hogaya.. These motherfuckers..

Main - Wait a second.. Tadipaar?? What the hell.. Ye toh criminals ko kiya Jaata Hai..

Vakeel-Ji nahi Ankit ji main bata dun Tadipaar unlogon ko kiya Jaata Hai jinke against uss state yaa city Mein Koi investigation yaa inquiry chal rahi ho or police ko darr ho ki woh banda wahaan raha toh saboot Orr gawahon k sath chedd Khaani karega isliye unhe Tadipaar kiya Jaata Hai..

Gaya beta yep solid.. Yep Saari conditions laagu hoti hai mere Uppar.. Judge maadarchod still likhne Mein busy thi..

Judge-Ankit ji iska koi defense hai aapke pass??

Main-Obviously Haan madam main Yahaan se kyun jaaun ye mera bhi ghar hai meri family hai Yahaan..

Vakeel-Ji nahi Your honor aapke pass page number 13 Mein Ek letter hai jo likha hai Deva Singh Ji ne jo inke bade bhai hain it means inki family hai woh bhi Humse agree kartey hain your honor ki cbi ko jo theek lage woh kare.. Insaaf hona caahiye.. Ye exact words hain unke mam..

OH yeah yep.. Yahi Baaki tha.. Fuck.. Fuck..

Main-Mmm. meri study hai Yahaan aise kaise mera future kharaab kar shaktey ho aap..

Vakeel-Ankit ji agar aap Yahaan rahe toh saikdon hajaaron logon kaa future barbaad karoge aap..

Main-You can't do that.. I helped people of haryana so many times I saved them so many times..

Vakeel-Usase aap bhagwaan nahi ban jaatey ki jo marji Mein aaya woh karoge..

Ye maadarchod ki gand jarur tod dunga main..

Judge-Anything else Mr Ankit??

Main-Dekhiye madam i know ye case over ho chuka hai because past ko koi yaad nahi rakhta 1 galati aapki hajaaron sahi cheejon ko khatam kar deti hai that's what happening here.. Main literally daily apni Jaan par khelke logon ki madad karta tha daily.. Drugs ho weapons ho I ended everything just to get this?? Yeah sure Go ahead kar dijiye Tadipaar then main bhi dekhlunga ki kon meri jagah lega kon ladega haryana k liye kon apni Jaan jokhim Mein daalega logon k liye.. I can't be replaced i made myself.. And you all can go fuck yourselves.. I have nothing more to say.. Thank you..

Judge ne mujhe ghurra and fir kuch likhne lagi.. Kaafi derr takk likhti rahi woh vakeel k cehre se uska confidence saaf dikh raha tha ki woh jeet gaya hai..

Judge - ye case apni he tarah kaa Pehla case hoga meri court Mein both sides are right in there own selves. But Ankit you make no sense aapki daleelein bus baatein hain you don't have any facts to back them up.. I agree with you ki aapko kyun Jaana caahiye Yahaan se aapki study hai Yahaan and all that is a valid point but woh ek excuse nahi hai.. I agree with the defense that you shouldn't be allowed to stay here while a investigation is going on against you woh bhi itani badi investigation i can't allow that..Hence Mr Ankit You are expelled from entering The State of Haryana starting today itself till the investigation is finished.. Agar Iss time period Mein aapko haryana border k andar paaya Jaata Hai toh you'll be arrested and put in central jail until the investigation is finished. But I also agree with you that you have your study here so you'll be allowed to give exams in your college in the presence of police officials uske liye bhi aapko Court se permission leni hogi atleast 48 hours Pehle.. Ye hui law ki language in simple language so you can understand Ankit aapko haryana se tadipaar kardiya Jaata Hai jo aaj se suru hoga or tabtak chalega jabtak ye investigation puri nahi hojaati Iss bich aap bina court ki permission k haryana Mein enter nahi kar shaktey or naa he bina court ki permission k aap ye country ko chhod k Jaa shaktey hain.. Aapka passport or visa jabt karliya jaaega. Or Iss bich agar aap in rules kaa violation kartey hue paaye gaye toh aapko jail Mein rakha jaaega jabtak ye investigation puri nahi hojaati.. Or Haan is bich aap haryana k kissi bhi permanent residence k contact mein nahi reh shaktey agar kissi k contact Mein aap directly yaa indirectly rehtey hain toh firstly unko aapke Saare crimes Mein accessory milegi yaani aapke kitane crimes prove honge unmein unko barabar hissa millega or aapke sath jail jaayenge woh.. And uske alaawa case chalega unke Uppar woh alag.. And then last Iss time period Mein agar aap koi bhi violent crime Mein include hotey hain toh aapko again jail bhejdiya jaayega uss crime k liye and Uppar se tabtak jabtak aapki investigation puri nahi ho jaati.. Ab isme ek or important part hota hai ki aap Jahaan bhi rahoge Iss bich wahaan k local police station Mein aapko daily attendance lagaani padti hai but as aap ek student ho toh main aapko ye chutt de deti hun so ye nahi karna padega aapko..

Main-May I ask ye investigation puri kab hogi?

Judge-I don't control that it depends on the cbi..

Vakeel-Mam saikdon cases and hajaro case files hain and hundreds of dead people so it will take time..

Main-What the fuck..

Judge - Language Mr Ankit..

Main-Oh fuck you too.. Listen to me everyone in this room every fucking one I don't care tum kon ho caahe cbi ho yaa unka doctor yaa unka lawyer yaa fir judge ho yaa ye typewriters Remember I don't forgive and I don't forget.

Judge-I can understand you are angry Ankit but I'll give you contempt of court if you keep this behavior up.. I request cbi to drop him out of haryana.. The court is adjourned...

Maadar Chod.... Ye game khel gaye they maadarchod..

Continued..

Mast update bhai

 

[Ajay]

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