Update-220(The Master plan)
Anjana - So kaisi lagi Video?? Achi quality haina?? Daya ki bheek maang rahe Bandon ko tumne cold blood Mein maara hai AP your life is over..
Main-Don't try to be oversmart meri life he over karni hoti toh aaj mere pass nahi aati tum..
Anjana-Exactly.. Smart toh ho he tum..
Main-So bolo kya caahiye??
Anjana-Tum caahiye AP... You..
Main-CBI ko meri jarurat bhalla kabse padd gayi..
Anjana-Let's be honest AP everyone needs you.. You are just better then everyone else..
Main-OK mujhse kya caahiye konsa case solve karna hai ya kisko thokana hai??
Anjana-Not just one case AP I need you to join CBI..
Main-Oh hell No. Aji ghanta CBI. lawda mera jaaega CBI Mein..
Anjana- Then jail jaaoge. You don't have a choice AP..
Main-Actually i do jail Mein kitane din rakhloge mujhe?? I can break out of any jail inside 10 days..
Anjana-And uske baad kya? Bhagoda banke chipptey firroge. Kabtak?? Fir pakkadey jaaoge fir Bhaag Jaana fir chupp Jaana fir pakkadey jaaoge kya yahi life caahiye AP tumhe come on I know you got better things to do.. Jabki CBI Mein tum free rahoge.. No one will disturb you there. Or main ye thodi bol rahi hun puri life cbi Mein raho jitana jaldi kachra saaf karoge utana jaldi Jaa shaktey ho tum.. Lekin jaaoge Kahaan?? You got no family no friends no one.. So better stay with us.
Point toh hai bhenchod..
Main-OK.. Main sochunga and agar meri Haan hai toh meri kuch conditions hain.. 1st mujhe jab chutti caahiye hogi mujhe milegi.. And mere Uppar koi tracking device nahi lagegi naa he koi mera picha karega and third main apne hissab se kaam karunga..
Anjana-Sure.. But tumhe ek team Mein add kiya jaaega jiske sath kaam karna hai tumhe.. Unke bina order k tum kissi ko maarna toh durr ki baat touch bhi nahi karoge.
Main-But but but.. Public ko kya bologi?? I am a criminal ab criminal cbi mein add hone lage..
Anjana-Tum criminal ho nahi AP koi crime prove hua nahi hai tumhaare against or keval haryana Mein he hate milla hai tumhe bahar koi criminal nahi maanta tumhe or haryana abhi politics Mein busy hai so public ki chinta mujhpe Chhod do tum.. Also jitane bhi case tumhare against they woh hold par rakh diye jaayenge yaani tum Haryana bhi aa shaktey ho lekin keval Tumhaari team k sath..
Main-Nice..
Anjana-But AP remember agar koi oversmart harqat ki toh ye proof seedha court Mein jaaega or tum jail mein lifetime k liye.. So the choice is all yours kya caahiye tumhe..Or waise bhi koi galat kaam nahi karna hai tumhe wohi karna hai jo kartey ho tum humare sath millke karoge toh sab easy rahega Tumhaare liye.. Lesser risks greater rewards.. Issliye sochlo and jab soch lo puri tarah se toh mujhe inform kardena.. I will be waiting AP.. Remember this will change your life..
Main-Sure..
Anjana-Bye..
Main-Bye..
Ye sunke woh wahaan se chali gayi or main piche bed par baitha and naa caahtey hue bhi hansi aagayi mujhe..
"The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn’t exist." I am the Greatest Trickster Alive.. Yes yes it was all my plan woh video se leke mere CBI join hone takk everything was my plan.. I planned this and Anjana fell into my trap.. Woh khuss hogayi ki ussne mujhe control kar liya hai and ab main uske liye kaam karunga blah blah but woh nahi jaanti she just made a deal with the Devil and she must pay with blood..
Mujhe CBI se bahot kuch caahiye tha first Mujhe Kirti or uski team and Anajana se badla lena tha and then sabse important mujhe woh Politicians caahiye they jo mere khilaaf inn sab Mein involved they and jinhone ye sab plan kiya tha jinhone mujhe barbaad kiya tha un sabko jalla dunga main kyunki i dont forgive and i dont forget.. Or ye sab mujhe tabhi mill shakta tha jab main CBI k andar jaaunga waise main andar nahi Jaa shakta tha I know cbi ko meri help caahiye thi jab main first time Anjana se milla uss din se he Anajana ko main caahiye tha. Ab mujhe bus mera plan banana tha and Anajana ko feel karwana tha ki woh incharge hai meri woh superior hai meri woh aage hai mujhse or jaise he usse ye feel hua woh apne aap ko sabse Uppar samajhne lagi and chali aai mere pass.. And bam.. I am a God.. CBI be ready I am coming..
Maine Thodi derr Baad Anajana ko message kiya ki I am ready then main nahaake ready hua and bahaar aaya toh Aditi and team apna samaan pack kar rahe they...Ab free tha main atleast abhi k liye toh.. No police no security no surveillance nothing..
Aditi-It was fun working with you AP.. I don't know tumne kya kiya lekin you are a genius I must say..
Main-I know..Ami chal samaan pack karle let's get the fuck out of this trash place..
Ab mujhe exam dene ki permission jarur milli Anjana se jo kaafi thi.. Exam dene bhi jaruri they aage kaam aayenge.. Ab maine or Ami ne wahaan se samaan pack kiya and Chang kaa wait karne lage Chang aaya wahaan Verna leke..
Chang-Boss i must say your plans are fucking insane..
Main-I know.. Maine bola tha tumlog ko ki badla toh main lunga time k hissab se lunga or aisa lunga ki aage se merese bhidne se Pehle he saamne waale ki fatt jaaegi..
Ami-True.. You are a God..
Main-Yes i am..
Wahaan se humlog ek ghar Mein gaye Jahaan Chang rehta tha Rajnish ne arrange karwaya tha ye. Main mast apne room Mein gaya or bc itane din Baad dhang kaa khaana khaaya holy fuck bhook lagi thi..
Damn it feels good to be free.. Media Mein aag lag gayi thi meri negativity se jyaada meri positivity dikha rahe they mujhe fir se Uppar utha rahe they wahi media waale jo kal takk mujhe ek criminal bata rahe they saale dalle bikaau maadarchod.. Lekin jo bhi tha i was free now i can do whatever the fuck i want and whenever the fuck i want.. Obviously CBI Mein Mujhe koi passand nahi karne waala tha Varsha and team ko chhodke or unke sath mujhe bhejenge nahi kyunki bc Anjana ko maalum hai main and Varsha Pehle kaafi kaam kar chuke hain sath lekin koi naa seh lenge bhenchod kya karlenge beijati?? karlo bc, jaleel karenge?? karlo bc waise bhi Aajkal bahot chill hun main so easily sab ignore kar shakta tha .. Ye bakchodi k liye time nahi tha mere pass.. I am above all this..
Next day mera exam tha toh subah main time se utha ready hua and bahaar aake khud Gaadi leke akele he nikala bc ab koi dikkat nahi thi. Mast college pohancha Gaadi Park ki and seedha canteen Mein aaya toh canteen Mein same scene tha jo daily hota hai sab bakchod wahaan baithe they again Ravi Sam And Anaa bhi they.. Fuck these guys bhenchod.. Ab kya he bolun or.. Fuck this shit.. Unhone mujhe ghurra and main un sabko bhaari ignore kartey hue seedha canteen Mein aaya toh canteen Mein again Digvijay and uske 3 sathi baithe they. Mujhe dekhte he woh jhat se uthe..
Main-Chalo be bawligand log bhaago idhar se..
Digvijay - Koi kahin nahi jaaega..
Main-Bhen k lawde teri maa chod dunga yahin k yahin maine police k sath naa baksha tumlogon ko or ab toh main free hun bhenchod patak patak k maarunga ek ek ko agar abhi nahi gaye toh Yahaan se.. Yaad haina tumhare Baaki k dost hospital Mein kiss haalat Mein Hain??
Digvijay - Paani Mein rehke Magarmach se Bair acha nahi hai AP..
Main-AP Dinosaur Hai Bhen k lawde Bhagwaan hun main Jaa bahaar Jaake gand Marra..
Digvijay - Dekhlunga..
Main-Dekhunga toh main bhosdk tujhe or teri Mausi woh Sudha chaudhary and uski family ko bol dena unko AP Yaad kar raha hai tumhe samaan pack karlo sadak par laake chhodunga..
Ye sun woh sablog turant wahaan se gayab hue bhenchod gandu log.. Ab main wahaan akela baitha pair failaake mast cigarette pee exam suru hogaya tha lekin main cigarette he pee raha tha bc time ki koi kami naa hai mere pass. Cigarette peeke main exam room ki side Jaane laga tab mujhe Dhyaan aaya ki bhenchod mobile toh jeb Mein he hai Pehle mobile Gaadi mein rakh k aana padega issliye main parking side gaya or parking mein pohancha he tha ki mera phone baj padda maine dekha Toh CBI chief Anjana kaa tha..
Main-Ji madam..
Anjana-Tumhare liye first case aagaya hai hurry up and meet me in Delhi..
Main-What the fuck itani jaldi.. Exam toh dene do..
Anjana-Time nahi hai its serious..
Main-OK aaj waala toh delun..
Anjana-Sure.. Lekin Jaldi.. Its bad..
Main-Oh don't worry i got you..
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