Thriller Waah! Life Ho Toh Aisi - The Merchant Of Death ( COMPLETED )

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Update-508(100 Million Fucking Dollars)
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Drugs k baad Behosh hone k baad mere dimag mein uthal puthal chaalu hogayi and ye sab bahot painful tha bhenchod like bahot jyaada painful maano mere andar 100 Chaaku ghusaaye jaa rahe they it was terrifying.. And finally lambe torture k baad main totally blank hogaya like sabkuch 0 hogaya tha sabkuch off hogaya tha and then mujhe hosh aaya tab jab mujhe laga kissi ne mereko baraf mein daal diya ho main jhatt se utha toh maine khudko niche jameen par paaya or Sara bucket leke mere uppar khaddi thi..

Sara-Theek ho tum??

Main-Yeah.. Yeah..

Ye suntey he Sara ne woh bucket niche rakhi or mere pith mein laat maari jo jorr se lagi but uspe react karne ki himmat nahi thi mujhmein..

Sara-Agar doobara aisa kiya na toh I'll kill you..

Main-Sorry..

Ye boltey hue main khadda hua toh khadda hotey he Sara mere galle se lag gayi lekin uss moment par mujhe kissi cheej se koi Matlab nahi tha kyunki mere pass ek idea tha woh bhi koi aisa waisa idea nahi 3.0 kaa idea tha, or uss idea k uppar mujhe ek plan banana tha..

Main-Thanks for the help Sara i got what i needed..

Sara-Really??

Main-Yeah.. Bus thoda time do mujhe and I'll be ready..

Sara-Ok.. Ok...Pakka theek ho tum right??

Main- Yep perfectly fine..

Sara-Ok then..

Ye bolke Sara apne room mein chali gayi and main fir ghussa research mein and subah 7 baje takk mere pass ek plan tha yes sahi suna plan tha mere pass, but jaisa sabko pata hai ki 3.0 kaa plan tha toh dangerous toh hone waala he tha lekin yes ek plan tha mere pass.. Bus ek call karne ki jarurat thi mujhe and woh call confirm karegi ki mera plan chalega yaa nahi.. Maine jitana kuch plan kiya tha woh sab iss call par depend karta tha so ye call literally is plan kaa sabse important part thi.. Maine woh call ki and sab sahi tha i was right all along..

"YESSSSSSS"

Call cut hotey he main chillaaya and turant bahaar aaya toh bahaar sablog breakfast kar rahe they or mere chilaane se woh sablog uthke mere taraf he aarahe they..

Main-Sorry guys but breakfast chhod do sab ke sab..

Mogui - Please tell me you got a plan..

Main-I do actually..

Ye sunke wahan mojjud sabne mujhe aise ghurra maano unki life mere iss plan par he depend karti hai..

Main - Yes actually plan hai mere pass and kaafi high success rate waala plan hai.. But thoda costly hai ye..So Hank sir bolo kyunki saari cost tumhe he uthaani hai, bahaar se toh koi help kar nahi shakta iss mission mein..

Hank - AP don't worry about money.. Jitana caahiye utana available hoga tumhaare pass..

Main-I need 100..

Regan - 100 Crore?? WOah, aisa kya plan hai??

Hank - It doesn't matter mill jaaenge tumhe AP..

Main-NO no no, 100 Million Dollars not 100 crore..

Ye sun wahaan mojjud sabki gand fatt gayi..

Hank - Whatttttttt?????

Regan - That's almost 800 Crore what the hell do you need that much money for..

Alina - 800 crores..Thats a big big amount AP..

Main-Yeah.. Toh ab free mein toh master bahaar aane se rahe..

Regan-Fir bhi 800 crore?? 800 crore agar hum uss warden ko denge toh woh khussi khussi bahaar leke aa jaaega master ko..

Main-Acha toh jaake dena usko.. Jaa go ahead.. Bhai sun meri baat tu usko 800 crore bolega toh woh ye information leke apne baap log k pass jaaega jo usse ye news bataane k he 1000-2000 crore dedenge.. Tu 800 crore par ro raha hai.. Tujhe pata haina Emo kon hai??

Hank-Ok.. Ok.. Money is not an issue AP.. We can easily arrange 800 crores.. But what is the plan??

Main-Dekho Hank sir i respect you i really do lekin main ek baar keval master se he baat karunga tumhe koi detail nahi de shakta main..Jabtak sab set naa hojaae..

Hank-Ok ok.. Main samjh shakta hun.. But itana toh bata he shaktey ho tum mujhe ki kitane chances hain iske successful hone k..

Main-Hopefully 100%..Bahot dangerous mission hai bahot jyaada like bahot bahot bahot jyaada so pehle he kuch bolke main haaye nahi lagaana caahta khudko... But i am sure i can do this..

Hank - Ok then 100 Million dollars are ready for you..

Main-Aaila itana jaldi??

Bovice - Tum Emo k empire k size ko najarandaaj kar rahe ho AP.. 100 Million dollars monthly revenue hua karta tha Uska..

Main-Shit.. Thats crazy..

Hank - Yeah so don't worry about the money..

Main-Ye batao Master Emo k cell mein jaake unse baat kar shaktey haina mission k baare mein koi device wagairaah toh nahi hogi naa unke cell mein jisase bahaar waale sun lein humaari baat??

Hank-Not at all itani himmat Warden mein nahi hai ki woh rules toddey woh bhi master k against.

Main-Ok toh tum jaao jaake helicopter ready karo humlog prison jaa rahe hain..

Hank - Let's go woh ready he hain..

Main-Good.. Lets go guys.. Breakfast baadmein karlena.. Sabko wahin bataaunga plan..

Hum sablog turant wahaan se uthtey waapis gaadiyon mein baithe and seedha helicopters k pass aaye and turant he nikale.. Main bahot khuss tha kyunki mere pass finally ek plan tha beshak kitana bhi dangerous ho lekin mere pass ek plan tha.. Fucking hell.. Ab obviously 3.0 kaa plan tha toh tumlog samjh shaktey ho tabaahi hone waali hai or woh bhi aisi waisi nahi bahot jyaada tabaahi.. Jaan maal kaa bhaari nuksaan hone waala tha iss mission mein.. Khair humlog prison island par land hue Hank ne baat karli thi prison officials se or aaj warden bhi yahaan nahi tha issliye subah subah koi issue naa tha warden k alawa baaki sab guards ya prison officials ki gand fatt jaati hai EMO k naam se so humlog land hue wahaan and 4 baar checking hone k baad finally humlog seedha Emo ki cell ki taraf chal paddey, Emo ki cell kaa darwaja kholke guard wapis chala gaya or humlog andar enter hue toh andar Emo gym mein weights utha raha tha bhenchod ki kya body thi iss umar mein bhi, mujhse bhi better mujhse toh bahot jyaada better.. Humein dekhtey he ussne turant he weights niche daale and seedha humaare pass aaya woh.. Humlog jukhe hue they sab lekin aaj Emo ne ego satisfy nahi ki balki humein turant uthaaya.. Kyunki usko plan jaanana tha.. Usko kya sabko jaanana tha...

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Update-509(THE MASTERPLAN)

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Emo-Please say ki you have a plan..

Main-I do actually..

Emo-Oh Yes..Yes.. Yes.. Yes..

Alina - Uska plan will cost us 100 Million Dollars Master..

Emo-100 Million Dollars?? That's a lot of money AP.. But yeah that's not a problem at all..

Main-Exactly.. So plan bata dun main aap sabko.. Jagah safe haina??

Emo-100% safe bus bahaar kaa dhyaan rakhna hai Alina tum cell gate par khaddi hojao and Regan tum block waale gate k uppar jaao koi aata hua dikhe turant inform karo humein..

Regan-Ok boss..

Regan and Alina bahaar gaye turant..

EMO - Ok tell me AP.. Jaldi bataao kya plan hai..

Main-So first of all master obviously plan hai mere pass lekin uske liye mujhe aap sabki permission caahiye hai, kyunki ye jo plan haina woh mere mind k sabse darkest version ne banaaya hai so this shit is insane..

Ye hint ko wahaan sablog samjh gaye..

Emo-Ok.. Carry on..

Main-So actually ye thoda stupid sound karega but aaplog details par dhyaan dena plan par nahi.. Dekho as we all know yahaan se nikalana is almost impossible, or yahaan se silently nikalana toh seedha impossible hai like koi chance he nahi hai ki humlog nikal shakein yahaan se chup chaap, maine kaafi plans banae yahaan se aapko chup chaap nikaalne k but sab fail hogaye kyunki ye possible he nahi hai koi naa koi issue hai he usme.. So ab jab mere plans fail hue toh main khud par shakk karne laga ki aisa kaise hogaya ki mere mind ne kuch bola or woh main bhull gaya , actually main mere mind ki koi baat agar bhull jaata hun toh yaad aane mein jyaada time nahi lagta mujhe lekin mere mind kaa ek part hai jo bahot ghatiya or leechad cheej hai or ek wahi part hai jiski baatein main yaad nahi kar shakta uski permission k bina.. So main Sara ki help se uss hisse mein ghussa and wahaan se milla mujhe idea jo 3.0 ne taiyaar kiya tha or uska kaam he hai death , destruction and blood bath etcetera.. So ussne mujhe kaha ki tu pagal soch he galat raha hai tu soch raha hai plan yahaan se silently nikalne kaa, ofcourse woh possible nahi hai, tu ulta soch matlab yahaan se dhum dhadaake se nikal. Iska normal language mein matlab hai logon ko maar kaatke nikal.. Tab maine usko bola ki bhai maar kaat aadmiyon k sath hoti hai lekin yahaan ek ship, 2 lighthouse with machine guns on them and 1 submarine hai.. Literally submarine.. Toh ussne bola ki aisa koi weapon nahi hai jiska counter weapon bana naa ho.. And ye bolke woh gayab hogaya or mujhe soch mein daal gaya ki kuch toh hai jo usko dikh gaya or mujhe nahi dikha. And finally 4 ghantey ki research k baad mujhe bhi woh mill gaya yaani mera master plan.. Ab dekho obviously yahaan ki security bahot jyaada hard hai lekin uska bhi counter hai ek lekin mera sabse bada issue tha submarine.. Usko hataana tha mujhe or uske liye sabse pehla plan tha mere pass ki main oil rig par attack karwaadun toh submarine udhar jaaegi and main idhar kaam khatam karjaaunga..

Emo-No.. No. No. That's way to dangerous.. Aisa karoge toh pure east Russia ki army tumhaare uppar attack karegi..

Main-Exactly issliye maine oil rig ko totally ignore kardiya like totally.. Usase panga mujhe lena nahi tha.. Then aaya mera dusara or modern plan, EMP missiles ..

Emo-Nooooo... Nooo..Wayyyyy..

Main-Yes.. EMP bole toh Electromagnetic Pulse.. Actually EMP bomb yaa missiles non lethal weapons hotey hain jo specially army wagairaah use karti hain Enemies ki information facilities ko destroy karne k liye, EMP bomb agar submarine par lagta hai toh submarine literally switch off hojaaegi like a mobile phone.. Samjhe yaani agar bomb usko laga toh woh uske saare connections blank kar dega or Submarine rukkegi niche jaake.. Obviously ye hoga temporarily 5-6 minutes k liye uske baad submarine kaa backup on hojaaega or woh waapis uppar aajaegi or wahi caahiye humein kyunki submarine ko destroy nahi karna hai humein, aisa hua toh Russia waale hath munh pair dhoke humaare piche padd jaaenge..

Emo-Yeah true.. But ok submarine gayi lekin still ship and light house baaki hain or woh tumhaare plane yaa helicopter ko maar girraenge..

Main-Arrey nahi master yahin par toh 100 Million kaam aaenge.. Ab ye aaplog ko thoda filmy lagega lekin please ek baar suniye maine kuch maheene pehle ek Russian weapons dealer ko Vietnamese terrorists se bachaaya tha jo Indian hai or Asian controlled Russia kaa number 1 weapons dealer hai like he is huge..

Mogui - James??

Main-Yes James.. Ab James bahot he genuine banda hai or uske Uppar ek bahot bada ehsaan hai mera so maine usase baat ki usko bataaya maine ki bhai tere life ki sabse badi deal hai mere pass or mujhe aisi cheej caahiye jiski deal ussne kabhi nahi ki hogi.. Ab EMP bomb woh arrange karwa shakta tha lekin akele EMP bomb se kaam chalne waala tha nahi obviously mujhe ship, towers, lighthouses and guards se bhi bachna tha toh mujhe caahiye tha kuch aisa jo in sabse ek sath deal kar shake or woh cheej hai "Military Grade Attack Helicopters"..

Ye suntey he sablog aise meri taraf muddey maano puch rahe hon ki "Bhai tera dimagi Shantulan Sahi haina"..

Main-I know i know please suno ek baar.. Ab maine pehle research ki thi toh mujhe pata chala ki Russian government k pass kuch aise Attack Helicopters mojjud hain...

Hank - i am sorry but Is this a Joke to you AP?? Tum Russian government k Attack helicopters unhi k against use karoge?? Are you insane..

Main-Arrey nahi Tau meri baat toh suno.. Please shut up and listen.. Actually Russian government ne 2001 mein America se 2 military style "Attack Helicopters" buy kiye they lekin ye karne se Russia ki opposition ne waatt lagadi ki tumlog America se Military equipment buy kar rahe ho jabki America humara sabse bada enemy hai blah blah issue bahot bada ban gaya media wagairaah and public sab gaali dene lage government ko.. Toh uss time k Russian Defense Minister ne kaha ki wohlog America ko woh dono Attack helicopters waapis kardenge lekin ab America ne mana kardiya ki naa bhai naa, becha hua maal waapis nahi hoga.. Ab lawde lage Defense Minister k kyunki woh toh janta ko promise kar chuka tha issliye ussne kya kiya ki dono attack helicopters Russian army k old base mein chippa diye or logon ko kaha ki ussne Helicopters waapis kardiye hain.. Logon ne Maan liya maantey kyun nahi.. Ab woh 2 Helicopters Russia k ek dead military base mein rakhe hue hain..

Hank - Acha toh tum unhe churaake laaoge??

Main-Chicha James Bond nahi hun main AP hun halwa hai kya aise he military base se attack helicopter udaa laaunga.. Kuch bhi..

Emo-Toh??

Main-Bichmein matt Bolna please koi ab please, ab ye sabko pata hai ki current Russian government asia ki sabse corrupt government hai kyunki unpar sawaal uthaane waala koi hai nahi. Issliye mere weapons dealer friend James ne mujhe kaha ki woh current Russian Defense minister ko bahot ache se jaanta hai or uske sath kaafi deal kar chuka hai or woh minister bahot he jyaada greedy hai.. Toh maine usase kaha ki bhai tu baat kar or mujhe woh Choppers dilwaadey ussne kaha paise lagenge bahot jyaada toh maine kaha lagne dey mujhse konsa jebb se dene hain toh ussne ab baat ki madam defense Minister se toh itani badi deal sun woh bokhla gayi ussne bola ki woh taiyaar hai lekin per helicopter woh 32 Million dollars charge karegi.. Maine kaha ok main Taiyaar hun or woh toh taiyaar thi he.. Soda hua 65 Million dollars kaa jo uske 5 alag alag countries k bank mein humein bhejne hain jo badi deal nahi hai obviously.. Ab woh 2 military helicopters mein se 1 toh hai literally ek tank yaani fully armoured to the max woh machine guns wagairaah ko toh kuch maanta bhi nahi hai machine guns ki goliyaan uske armor bhed nahi shakti.. Ab woh hoga humaara main weapon yaani usme hoga EMP bomb woh jaaega seedha submarine k uppar and submarine off hotey he woh target karega ship ko iss bich obviously uspar fire hoga machine gun se lekin usko koi farak padega nahi.. Ab ship prison ki hai usko hum literally udaa shaktey hain usase kissi ko farak nahi padta ab ship gayi or jab woh Light house waali machine guns pehle chopper k uppar focus kar rahi hongi tab aaega humaara dusara chopper jo hai literally ek jet uss time kaa fastest military helicopter tha woh so woh aatey he dono lighthouses ko udaa dega seconds mein ab ye gaya bahaar se prison kaa saara kaa saara support.. Tab humara jet helicopter land hoga prison k andar or iss bich dusara helicopter humein uppar se cover de raha hoga or kon chutiya guard hai jo helicopter attack k bichmein aaega hero bananey k liye or ek aadh chutiya agar aaega toh bhi humlog obviously andar land honge so hum sambhaal lenge unko.. And aapko uthaake humlog nikalenge waapis Shebunino ki side and wahaan se seedha hum Sea of Okhotsk ko cross karke Japan mein enter kar jaaenge ab paise wahaan Japan mein bhi khilaane padenge jo badi baat nahi hai.. Japan mein aane k baad we are literally free.. Ye tha plan ab obviously dekho naa toh main bombs chala shakta hun naa rockets fire kar shakta hun or naa he helicopters fly kar shakta hun issliye mujhe caahiye help or pure underworld mein help koi kar nahi shakta meri rules ki wajah se, issliye mujhe again mere friend James k pass jaana padda or ussne mujhe promise kiya ki woh Russia ki best private mercenaries ki team mujhe dilwa shakta hai jo sab retired military hain Pilot, gunner, sniper sabkuch .. Bus or kya caahiye tha... Ab 65 Million k hue Choppers 6-8 Million dene padenge humein Japan mein.. 10-12 million hua James kaa commission ..3-5 Million hue mercenaries k liye and baaki kaa hua mera contract.. Yaani total 100 Million dollars.. Ab dekho risk hai obviously paise bahot jyaada hain 100% Bahot damage hoga jiska iljam aapko lena padega bahot log marenge bahot jyaada jiska iljaam again aapko lena padega.. Or chances hain ki hum dono he uppar pohanch shaktey hain so Master Emo main sab aapke uppar chhod deta hun boliye karna hai yaa nahi??Kyunki main isme marrne k liye taiyaar hun..

Ab main chup hua toh master Emo and master Bovice dhadaam se sofas par girre or baaki sab bhi blank they literally blank maine itana shocked masters ko kabhi nahi dekha wohlog maano kho gaye they..

Main-OK sochlo tabtak master main aapka washroom use karleta hun please don't mind me.. Kalse fresh hone kaa time naa tha.. I'll be right back..

Ye bolke main washroom mein aaya toh bhenchod washroom literally 5 star hotel k washroom maafik chaka chak tha literally chaka chakk..Ab main fresh hone baitha toh 2-3 minutes takk bahaar se koi awaaj nahi aai then finally Hank ki awaaj aai mujhe..

Hank-Master?? ... Master?? .. Master..

Emo-Humm??

Hank - Ye ladka mentally ill hai 100% lekin isme koi doubt nahi hai ye plan out of world hai..This is insane.. This guy is literally the smartest person i have ever met after you guys.. By far...

Emo-Isnane?? Ye insane se kahin jyaada uppar hai Hank.. I mean how?? Kaise issne itana sab sochliya?? Or usase bhi shocking itani details kaise sochi hongi issne literally 1 bhi loophole nahi hai uske plan mein..Dekho fail hone ko beshak fail hojaae mission woh kismat ki baat hai lekin uske plan mein koi loophole hai nahi at least mujhe toh najar nahi aaya.. Bilkul apne Baap par gaya hai woh bilkul.. Shakal or akal dono se.. Right Mog??

Mog-What??

Emo-Plan..

Mog-Plan.. Plan is crazy.. I don't know how he keeps doing it.. Harr baar woh pehle se jyaada smart and fast banke mere samne aata hai he is crazy and scary..

Norman - Yeah.. This is some dark dark stuff Emo.. Decision tumhare uppar hai, but baat ki jaaye plan ki toh yes this is insane..That's why he is out most precious weapon..

Emo-Ok.. Ok.. I mean marrna toh mujhe waise bhi hai lekin at least uske plan mein mere bachne k chances toh kaafi hain yahaan kya chances hain bhalla.. I am ready..

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Thanks for the support bhidulog keep supporting as always.
MasterPlan post kardiya hai bahot time laga hai issko sochne mein literally bahot jyaada issliye ab mujhe caahiye iska review kaisa tha kyun tha kya badhiya laga kya nahi laga mujhe sab pata karna hai taaki future plans mein woh dhyaan mein rakhun main. Kanjussi karoge toh gand tod di jaaegi

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Update-508(100 Million Fucking Dollars)
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Drugs k baad Behosh hone k baad mere dimag mein uthal puthal chaalu hogayi and ye sab bahot painful tha bhenchod like bahot jyaada painful maano mere andar 100 Chaaku ghusaaye jaa rahe they it was terrifying.. And finally lambe torture k baad main totally blank hogaya like sabkuch 0 hogaya tha sabkuch off hogaya tha and then mujhe hosh aaya tab jab mujhe laga kissi ne mereko baraf mein daal diya ho main jhatt se utha toh maine khudko niche jameen par paaya or Sara bucket leke mere uppar khaddi thi..

Sara-Theek ho tum??

Main-Yeah.. Yeah..

Ye suntey he Sara ne woh bucket niche rakhi or mere pith mein laat maari jo jorr se lagi but uspe react karne ki himmat nahi thi mujhmein..

Sara-Agar doobara aisa kiya na toh I'll kill you..

Main-Sorry..

Ye boltey hue main khadda hua toh khadda hotey he Sara mere galle se lag gayi lekin uss moment par mujhe kissi cheej se koi Matlab nahi tha kyunki mere pass ek idea tha woh bhi koi aisa waisa idea nahi 3.0 kaa idea tha, or uss idea k uppar mujhe ek plan banana tha..

Main-Thanks for the help Sara i got what i needed..

Sara-Really??

Main-Yeah.. Bus thoda time do mujhe and I'll be ready..

Sara-Ok.. Ok...Pakka theek ho tum right??

Main- Yep perfectly fine..

Sara-Ok then..

Ye bolke Sara apne room mein chali gayi and main fir ghussa research mein and subah 7 baje takk mere pass ek plan tha yes sahi suna plan tha mere pass, but jaisa sabko pata hai ki 3.0 kaa plan tha toh dangerous toh hone waala he tha lekin yes ek plan tha mere pass.. Bus ek call karne ki jarurat thi mujhe and woh call confirm karegi ki mera plan chalega yaa nahi.. Maine jitana kuch plan kiya tha woh sab iss call par depend karta tha so ye call literally is plan kaa sabse important part thi.. Maine woh call ki and sab sahi tha i was right all along..

"YESSSSSSS"

Call cut hotey he main chillaaya and turant bahaar aaya toh bahaar sablog breakfast kar rahe they or mere chilaane se woh sablog uthke mere taraf he aarahe they..

Main-Sorry guys but breakfast chhod do sab ke sab..

Mogui - Please tell me you got a plan..

Main-I do actually..

Ye sunke wahan mojjud sabne mujhe aise ghurra maano unki life mere iss plan par he depend karti hai..

Main - Yes actually plan hai mere pass and kaafi high success rate waala plan hai.. But thoda costly hai ye..So Hank sir bolo kyunki saari cost tumhe he uthaani hai, bahaar se toh koi help kar nahi shakta iss mission mein..

Hank - AP don't worry about money.. Jitana caahiye utana available hoga tumhaare pass..

Main-I need 100..

Regan - 100 Crore?? WOah, aisa kya plan hai??

Hank - It doesn't matter mill jaaenge tumhe AP..

Main-NO no no, 100 Million Dollars not 100 crore..

Ye sun wahaan mojjud sabki gand fatt gayi..

Hank - Whatttttttt?????

Regan - That's almost 800 Crore what the hell do you need that much money for..

Alina - 800 crores..Thats a big big amount AP..

Main-Yeah.. Toh ab free mein toh master bahaar aane se rahe..

Regan-Fir bhi 800 crore?? 800 crore agar hum uss warden ko denge toh woh khussi khussi bahaar leke aa jaaega master ko..

Main-Acha toh jaake dena usko.. Jaa go ahead.. Bhai sun meri baat tu usko 800 crore bolega toh woh ye information leke apne baap log k pass jaaega jo usse ye news bataane k he 1000-2000 crore dedenge.. Tu 800 crore par ro raha hai.. Tujhe pata haina Emo kon hai??

Hank-Ok.. Ok.. Money is not an issue AP.. We can easily arrange 800 crores.. But what is the plan??

Main-Dekho Hank sir i respect you i really do lekin main ek baar keval master se he baat karunga tumhe koi detail nahi de shakta main..Jabtak sab set naa hojaae..

Hank-Ok ok.. Main samjh shakta hun.. But itana toh bata he shaktey ho tum mujhe ki kitane chances hain iske successful hone k..

Main-Hopefully 100%..Bahot dangerous mission hai bahot jyaada like bahot bahot bahot jyaada so pehle he kuch bolke main haaye nahi lagaana caahta khudko... But i am sure i can do this..

Hank - Ok then 100 Million dollars are ready for you..

Main-Aaila itana jaldi??

Bovice - Tum Emo k empire k size ko najarandaaj kar rahe ho AP.. 100 Million dollars monthly revenue hua karta tha Uska..

Main-Shit.. Thats crazy..

Hank - Yeah so don't worry about the money..

Main-Ye batao Master Emo k cell mein jaake unse baat kar shaktey haina mission k baare mein koi device wagairaah toh nahi hogi naa unke cell mein jisase bahaar waale sun lein humaari baat??

Hank-Not at all itani himmat Warden mein nahi hai ki woh rules toddey woh bhi master k against.

Main-Ok toh tum jaao jaake helicopter ready karo humlog prison jaa rahe hain..

Hank - Let's go woh ready he hain..

Main-Good.. Lets go guys.. Breakfast baadmein karlena.. Sabko wahin bataaunga plan..

Hum sablog turant wahaan se uthtey waapis gaadiyon mein baithe and seedha helicopters k pass aaye and turant he nikale.. Main bahot khuss tha kyunki mere pass finally ek plan tha beshak kitana bhi dangerous ho lekin mere pass ek plan tha.. Fucking hell.. Ab obviously 3.0 kaa plan tha toh tumlog samjh shaktey ho tabaahi hone waali hai or woh bhi aisi waisi nahi bahot jyaada tabaahi.. Jaan maal kaa bhaari nuksaan hone waala tha iss mission mein.. Khair humlog prison island par land hue Hank ne baat karli thi prison officials se or aaj warden bhi yahaan nahi tha issliye subah subah koi issue naa tha warden k alawa baaki sab guards ya prison officials ki gand fatt jaati hai EMO k naam se so humlog land hue wahaan and 4 baar checking hone k baad finally humlog seedha Emo ki cell ki taraf chal paddey, Emo ki cell kaa darwaja kholke guard wapis chala gaya or humlog andar enter hue toh andar Emo gym mein weights utha raha tha bhenchod ki kya body thi iss umar mein bhi, mujhse bhi better mujhse toh bahot jyaada better.. Humein dekhtey he ussne turant he weights niche daale and seedha humaare pass aaya woh.. Humlog jukhe hue they sab lekin aaj Emo ne ego satisfy nahi ki balki humein turant uthaaya.. Kyunki usko plan jaanana tha.. Usko kya sabko jaanana tha...

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Update-509(THE MASTERPLAN)

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509

Emo-Please say ki you have a plan..

Main-I do actually..

Emo-Oh Yes..Yes.. Yes.. Yes..

Alina - Uska plan will cost us 100 Million Dollars Master..

Emo-100 Million Dollars?? That's a lot of money AP.. But yeah that's not a problem at all..

Main-Exactly.. So plan bata dun main aap sabko.. Jagah safe haina??

Emo-100% safe bus bahaar kaa dhyaan rakhna hai Alina tum cell gate par khaddi hojao and Regan tum block waale gate k uppar jaao koi aata hua dikhe turant inform karo humein..

Regan-Ok boss..

Regan and Alina bahaar gaye turant..

EMO - Ok tell me AP.. Jaldi bataao kya plan hai..

Main-So first of all master obviously plan hai mere pass lekin uske liye mujhe aap sabki permission caahiye hai, kyunki ye jo plan haina woh mere mind k sabse darkest version ne banaaya hai so this shit is insane..

Ye hint ko wahaan sablog samjh gaye..

Emo-Ok.. Carry on..

Main-So actually ye thoda stupid sound karega but aaplog details par dhyaan dena plan par nahi.. Dekho as we all know yahaan se nikalana is almost impossible, or yahaan se silently nikalana toh seedha impossible hai like koi chance he nahi hai ki humlog nikal shakein yahaan se chup chaap, maine kaafi plans banae yahaan se aapko chup chaap nikaalne k but sab fail hogaye kyunki ye possible he nahi hai koi naa koi issue hai he usme.. So ab jab mere plans fail hue toh main khud par shakk karne laga ki aisa kaise hogaya ki mere mind ne kuch bola or woh main bhull gaya , actually main mere mind ki koi baat agar bhull jaata hun toh yaad aane mein jyaada time nahi lagta mujhe lekin mere mind kaa ek part hai jo bahot ghatiya or leechad cheej hai or ek wahi part hai jiski baatein main yaad nahi kar shakta uski permission k bina.. So main Sara ki help se uss hisse mein ghussa and wahaan se milla mujhe idea jo 3.0 ne taiyaar kiya tha or uska kaam he hai death , destruction and blood bath etcetera.. So ussne mujhe kaha ki tu pagal soch he galat raha hai tu soch raha hai plan yahaan se silently nikalne kaa, ofcourse woh possible nahi hai, tu ulta soch matlab yahaan se dhum dhadaake se nikal. Iska normal language mein matlab hai logon ko maar kaatke nikal.. Tab maine usko bola ki bhai maar kaat aadmiyon k sath hoti hai lekin yahaan ek ship, 2 lighthouse with machine guns on them and 1 submarine hai.. Literally submarine.. Toh ussne bola ki aisa koi weapon nahi hai jiska counter weapon bana naa ho.. And ye bolke woh gayab hogaya or mujhe soch mein daal gaya ki kuch toh hai jo usko dikh gaya or mujhe nahi dikha. And finally 4 ghantey ki research k baad mujhe bhi woh mill gaya yaani mera master plan.. Ab dekho obviously yahaan ki security bahot jyaada hard hai lekin uska bhi counter hai ek lekin mera sabse bada issue tha submarine.. Usko hataana tha mujhe or uske liye sabse pehla plan tha mere pass ki main oil rig par attack karwaadun toh submarine udhar jaaegi and main idhar kaam khatam karjaaunga..

Emo-No.. No. No. That's way to dangerous.. Aisa karoge toh pure east Russia ki army tumhaare uppar attack karegi..

Main-Exactly issliye maine oil rig ko totally ignore kardiya like totally.. Usase panga mujhe lena nahi tha.. Then aaya mera dusara or modern plan, EMP missiles ..

Emo-Nooooo... Nooo..Wayyyyy..

Main-Yes.. EMP bole toh Electromagnetic Pulse.. Actually EMP bomb yaa missiles non lethal weapons hotey hain jo specially army wagairaah use karti hain Enemies ki information facilities ko destroy karne k liye, EMP bomb agar submarine par lagta hai toh submarine literally switch off hojaaegi like a mobile phone.. Samjhe yaani agar bomb usko laga toh woh uske saare connections blank kar dega or Submarine rukkegi niche jaake.. Obviously ye hoga temporarily 5-6 minutes k liye uske baad submarine kaa backup on hojaaega or woh waapis uppar aajaegi or wahi caahiye humein kyunki submarine ko destroy nahi karna hai humein, aisa hua toh Russia waale hath munh pair dhoke humaare piche padd jaaenge..

Emo-Yeah true.. But ok submarine gayi lekin still ship and light house baaki hain or woh tumhaare plane yaa helicopter ko maar girraenge..

Main-Arrey nahi master yahin par toh 100 Million kaam aaenge.. Ab ye aaplog ko thoda filmy lagega lekin please ek baar suniye maine kuch maheene pehle ek Russian weapons dealer ko Vietnamese terrorists se bachaaya tha jo Indian hai or Asian controlled Russia kaa number 1 weapons dealer hai like he is huge..

Mogui - James??

Main-Yes James.. Ab James bahot he genuine banda hai or uske Uppar ek bahot bada ehsaan hai mera so maine usase baat ki usko bataaya maine ki bhai tere life ki sabse badi deal hai mere pass or mujhe aisi cheej caahiye jiski deal ussne kabhi nahi ki hogi.. Ab EMP bomb woh arrange karwa shakta tha lekin akele EMP bomb se kaam chalne waala tha nahi obviously mujhe ship, towers, lighthouses and guards se bhi bachna tha toh mujhe caahiye tha kuch aisa jo in sabse ek sath deal kar shake or woh cheej hai "Military Grade Attack Helicopters"..

Ye suntey he sablog aise meri taraf muddey maano puch rahe hon ki "Bhai tera dimagi Shantulan Sahi haina"..

Main-I know i know please suno ek baar.. Ab maine pehle research ki thi toh mujhe pata chala ki Russian government k pass kuch aise Attack Helicopters mojjud hain...

Hank - i am sorry but Is this a Joke to you AP?? Tum Russian government k Attack helicopters unhi k against use karoge?? Are you insane..

Main-Arrey nahi Tau meri baat toh suno.. Please shut up and listen.. Actually Russian government ne 2001 mein America se 2 military style "Attack Helicopters" buy kiye they lekin ye karne se Russia ki opposition ne waatt lagadi ki tumlog America se Military equipment buy kar rahe ho jabki America humara sabse bada enemy hai blah blah issue bahot bada ban gaya media wagairaah and public sab gaali dene lage government ko.. Toh uss time k Russian Defense Minister ne kaha ki wohlog America ko woh dono Attack helicopters waapis kardenge lekin ab America ne mana kardiya ki naa bhai naa, becha hua maal waapis nahi hoga.. Ab lawde lage Defense Minister k kyunki woh toh janta ko promise kar chuka tha issliye ussne kya kiya ki dono attack helicopters Russian army k old base mein chippa diye or logon ko kaha ki ussne Helicopters waapis kardiye hain.. Logon ne Maan liya maantey kyun nahi.. Ab woh 2 Helicopters Russia k ek dead military base mein rakhe hue hain..

Hank - Acha toh tum unhe churaake laaoge??

Main-Chicha James Bond nahi hun main AP hun halwa hai kya aise he military base se attack helicopter udaa laaunga.. Kuch bhi..

Emo-Toh??

Main-Bichmein matt Bolna please koi ab please, ab ye sabko pata hai ki current Russian government asia ki sabse corrupt government hai kyunki unpar sawaal uthaane waala koi hai nahi. Issliye mere weapons dealer friend James ne mujhe kaha ki woh current Russian Defense minister ko bahot ache se jaanta hai or uske sath kaafi deal kar chuka hai or woh minister bahot he jyaada greedy hai.. Toh maine usase kaha ki bhai tu baat kar or mujhe woh Choppers dilwaadey ussne kaha paise lagenge bahot jyaada toh maine kaha lagne dey mujhse konsa jebb se dene hain toh ussne ab baat ki madam defense Minister se toh itani badi deal sun woh bokhla gayi ussne bola ki woh taiyaar hai lekin per helicopter woh 32 Million dollars charge karegi.. Maine kaha ok main Taiyaar hun or woh toh taiyaar thi he.. Soda hua 65 Million dollars kaa jo uske 5 alag alag countries k bank mein humein bhejne hain jo badi deal nahi hai obviously.. Ab woh 2 military helicopters mein se 1 toh hai literally ek tank yaani fully armoured to the max woh machine guns wagairaah ko toh kuch maanta bhi nahi hai machine guns ki goliyaan uske armor bhed nahi shakti.. Ab woh hoga humaara main weapon yaani usme hoga EMP bomb woh jaaega seedha submarine k uppar and submarine off hotey he woh target karega ship ko iss bich obviously uspar fire hoga machine gun se lekin usko koi farak padega nahi.. Ab ship prison ki hai usko hum literally udaa shaktey hain usase kissi ko farak nahi padta ab ship gayi or jab woh Light house waali machine guns pehle chopper k uppar focus kar rahi hongi tab aaega humaara dusara chopper jo hai literally ek jet uss time kaa fastest military helicopter tha woh so woh aatey he dono lighthouses ko udaa dega seconds mein ab ye gaya bahaar se prison kaa saara kaa saara support.. Tab humara jet helicopter land hoga prison k andar or iss bich dusara helicopter humein uppar se cover de raha hoga or kon chutiya guard hai jo helicopter attack k bichmein aaega hero bananey k liye or ek aadh chutiya agar aaega toh bhi humlog obviously andar land honge so hum sambhaal lenge unko.. And aapko uthaake humlog nikalenge waapis Shebunino ki side and wahaan se seedha hum Sea of Okhotsk ko cross karke Japan mein enter kar jaaenge ab paise wahaan Japan mein bhi khilaane padenge jo badi baat nahi hai.. Japan mein aane k baad we are literally free.. Ye tha plan ab obviously dekho naa toh main bombs chala shakta hun naa rockets fire kar shakta hun or naa he helicopters fly kar shakta hun issliye mujhe caahiye help or pure underworld mein help koi kar nahi shakta meri rules ki wajah se, issliye mujhe again mere friend James k pass jaana padda or ussne mujhe promise kiya ki woh Russia ki best private mercenaries ki team mujhe dilwa shakta hai jo sab retired military hain Pilot, gunner, sniper sabkuch .. Bus or kya caahiye tha... Ab 65 Million k hue Choppers 6-8 Million dene padenge humein Japan mein.. 10-12 million hua James kaa commission ..3-5 Million hue mercenaries k liye and baaki kaa hua mera contract.. Yaani total 100 Million dollars.. Ab dekho risk hai obviously paise bahot jyaada hain 100% Bahot damage hoga jiska iljam aapko lena padega bahot log marenge bahot jyaada jiska iljaam again aapko lena padega.. Or chances hain ki hum dono he uppar pohanch shaktey hain so Master Emo main sab aapke uppar chhod deta hun boliye karna hai yaa nahi??Kyunki main isme marrne k liye taiyaar hun..

Ab main chup hua toh master Emo and master Bovice dhadaam se sofas par girre or baaki sab bhi blank they literally blank maine itana shocked masters ko kabhi nahi dekha wohlog maano kho gaye they..

Main-OK sochlo tabtak master main aapka washroom use karleta hun please don't mind me.. Kalse fresh hone kaa time naa tha.. I'll be right back..

Ye bolke main washroom mein aaya toh bhenchod washroom literally 5 star hotel k washroom maafik chaka chak tha literally chaka chakk..Ab main fresh hone baitha toh 2-3 minutes takk bahaar se koi awaaj nahi aai then finally Hank ki awaaj aai mujhe..

Hank-Master?? ... Master?? .. Master..

Emo-Humm??

Hank - Ye ladka mentally ill hai 100% lekin isme koi doubt nahi hai ye plan out of world hai..This is insane.. This guy is literally the smartest person i have ever met after you guys.. By far...

Emo-Isnane?? Ye insane se kahin jyaada uppar hai Hank.. I mean how?? Kaise issne itana sab sochliya?? Or usase bhi shocking itani details kaise sochi hongi issne literally 1 bhi loophole nahi hai uske plan mein..Dekho fail hone ko beshak fail hojaae mission woh kismat ki baat hai lekin uske plan mein koi loophole hai nahi at least mujhe toh najar nahi aaya.. Bilkul apne Baap par gaya hai woh bilkul.. Shakal or akal dono se.. Right Mog??

Mog-What??

Emo-Plan..

Mog-Plan.. Plan is crazy.. I don't know how he keeps doing it.. Harr baar woh pehle se jyaada smart and fast banke mere samne aata hai he is crazy and scary..

Norman - Yeah.. This is some dark dark stuff Emo.. Decision tumhare uppar hai, but baat ki jaaye plan ki toh yes this is insane..That's why he is out most precious weapon..

Emo-Ok.. Ok.. I mean marrna toh mujhe waise bhi hai lekin at least uske plan mein mere bachne k chances toh kaafi hain yahaan kya chances hain bhalla.. I am ready..

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Saala ye Story waala AP to apne baap pe gaya hai magar ye writer AP 316 kis par gaya hai? What the hell man, who writes this fucking shit. Insane, it's beyond insane and detailing oh my god, every single detail of plan is perfect, every attack is countered, every risk is taken care and if EMO and Mog are flabbergasted that means it is out of the world. AP 316 bro you bypassed your best plan and writing with this fucking insane shit. Maza aayega jab iss plan ka execution hoga. Hats off and respect man.

 

[Raj142]

FABULOUS PLAN AP 3.0
AISA LAG RAHA HAI A STORY NAHI HOLLYWOOD MOVIE HAI
ITNI PLANNING VIN DIESEL NE FAST AND FURIOUS KE LIYE NAHIN KI HOGI JITNI AP 3.0 NE KI HAI
LAJWAB

 

[Mucchad]

Out of the world bro ......