Update-509(THE MASTERPLAN)
509
Emo-Please say ki you have a plan..
Main-I do actually..
Emo-Oh Yes..Yes.. Yes.. Yes..
Alina - Uska plan will cost us 100 Million Dollars Master..
Emo-100 Million Dollars?? That's a lot of money AP.. But yeah that's not a problem at all..
Main-Exactly.. So plan bata dun main aap sabko.. Jagah safe haina??
Emo-100% safe bus bahaar kaa dhyaan rakhna hai Alina tum cell gate par khaddi hojao and Regan tum block waale gate k uppar jaao koi aata hua dikhe turant inform karo humein..
Regan-Ok boss..
Regan and Alina bahaar gaye turant..
EMO - Ok tell me AP.. Jaldi bataao kya plan hai..
Main-So first of all master obviously plan hai mere pass lekin uske liye mujhe aap sabki permission caahiye hai, kyunki ye jo plan haina woh mere mind k sabse darkest version ne banaaya hai so this shit is insane..
Ye hint ko wahaan sablog samjh gaye..
Emo-Ok.. Carry on..
Main-So actually ye thoda stupid sound karega but aaplog details par dhyaan dena plan par nahi.. Dekho as we all know yahaan se nikalana is almost impossible, or yahaan se silently nikalana toh seedha impossible hai like koi chance he nahi hai ki humlog nikal shakein yahaan se chup chaap, maine kaafi plans banae yahaan se aapko chup chaap nikaalne k but sab fail hogaye kyunki ye possible he nahi hai koi naa koi issue hai he usme.. So ab jab mere plans fail hue toh main khud par shakk karne laga ki aisa kaise hogaya ki mere mind ne kuch bola or woh main bhull gaya , actually main mere mind ki koi baat agar bhull jaata hun toh yaad aane mein jyaada time nahi lagta mujhe lekin mere mind kaa ek part hai jo bahot ghatiya or leechad cheej hai or ek wahi part hai jiski baatein main yaad nahi kar shakta uski permission k bina.. So main Sara ki help se uss hisse mein ghussa and wahaan se milla mujhe idea jo 3.0 ne taiyaar kiya tha or uska kaam he hai death , destruction and blood bath etcetera.. So ussne mujhe kaha ki tu pagal soch he galat raha hai tu soch raha hai plan yahaan se silently nikalne kaa, ofcourse woh possible nahi hai, tu ulta soch matlab yahaan se dhum dhadaake se nikal. Iska normal language mein matlab hai logon ko maar kaatke nikal.. Tab maine usko bola ki bhai maar kaat aadmiyon k sath hoti hai lekin yahaan ek ship, 2 lighthouse with machine guns on them and 1 submarine hai.. Literally submarine.. Toh ussne bola ki aisa koi weapon nahi hai jiska counter weapon bana naa ho.. And ye bolke woh gayab hogaya or mujhe soch mein daal gaya ki kuch toh hai jo usko dikh gaya or mujhe nahi dikha. And finally 4 ghantey ki research k baad mujhe bhi woh mill gaya yaani mera master plan.. Ab dekho obviously yahaan ki security bahot jyaada hard hai lekin uska bhi counter hai ek lekin mera sabse bada issue tha submarine.. Usko hataana tha mujhe or uske liye sabse pehla plan tha mere pass ki main oil rig par attack karwaadun toh submarine udhar jaaegi and main idhar kaam khatam karjaaunga..
Emo-No.. No. No. That's way to dangerous.. Aisa karoge toh pure east Russia ki army tumhaare uppar attack karegi..
Main-Exactly issliye maine oil rig ko totally ignore kardiya like totally.. Usase panga mujhe lena nahi tha.. Then aaya mera dusara or modern plan,
EMP missiles ..
Emo-Nooooo... Nooo..Wayyyyy..
Main-Yes..
EMP bole toh Electromagnetic Pulse.. Actually EMP bomb yaa missiles non lethal weapons hotey hain jo specially army wagairaah use karti hain Enemies ki information facilities ko destroy karne k liye, EMP bomb agar submarine par lagta hai toh
submarine literally switch off hojaaegi like a mobile phone.. Samjhe yaani agar bomb usko laga toh woh uske saare connections blank kar dega or Submarine rukkegi niche jaake.. Obviously ye hoga
temporarily 5-6 minutes k liye uske baad submarine kaa backup on hojaaega or woh waapis uppar aajaegi or wahi caahiye humein kyunki submarine ko destroy nahi karna hai humein, aisa hua toh Russia waale hath munh pair dhoke humaare piche padd jaaenge..
Emo-Yeah true.. But ok submarine gayi lekin still ship and light house baaki hain or woh tumhaare plane yaa helicopter ko maar girraenge..
Main-Arrey nahi master yahin par toh 100 Million kaam aaenge.. Ab ye aaplog ko thoda filmy lagega lekin please ek baar suniye maine kuch maheene pehle ek Russian weapons dealer ko Vietnamese terrorists se bachaaya tha jo Indian hai or Asian controlled Russia kaa number 1 weapons dealer hai like he is huge..
Mogui - James??
Main-Yes James.. Ab James bahot he genuine banda hai or uske Uppar ek bahot bada ehsaan hai mera so maine usase baat ki usko bataaya maine ki bhai tere life ki sabse badi deal hai mere pass or mujhe aisi cheej caahiye jiski deal ussne kabhi nahi ki hogi.. Ab EMP bomb woh arrange karwa shakta tha lekin akele EMP bomb se kaam chalne waala tha nahi obviously mujhe ship, towers, lighthouses and guards se bhi bachna tha toh mujhe caahiye tha kuch aisa jo in sabse ek sath deal kar shake or woh cheej hai
"Military Grade Attack Helicopters"..
Ye suntey he sablog aise meri taraf muddey maano puch rahe hon ki "Bhai tera dimagi Shantulan Sahi haina"..
Main-I know i know please suno ek baar.. Ab maine pehle research ki thi toh mujhe pata chala ki
Russian government k pass kuch aise Attack Helicopters mojjud hain...
Hank - i am sorry but Is this a Joke to you AP?? Tum Russian government k Attack helicopters unhi k against use karoge?? Are you insane..
Main-Arrey nahi Tau meri baat toh suno.. Please shut up and listen.. Actually Russian government ne
2001 mein America se 2 military style "Attack Helicopters" buy kiye they lekin ye karne se Russia ki opposition ne waatt lagadi ki tumlog America se Military equipment buy kar rahe ho jabki America humara sabse bada enemy hai blah blah issue bahot bada ban gaya media wagairaah and public sab gaali dene lage government ko.. Toh uss time k Russian Defense Minister ne kaha ki wohlog America ko woh dono Attack helicopters waapis kardenge lekin ab America ne mana kardiya ki naa bhai naa, becha hua maal waapis nahi hoga.. Ab lawde lage Defense Minister k kyunki woh toh janta ko promise kar chuka tha issliye ussne kya kiya ki dono attack helicopters Russian army k old base mein chippa diye or logon ko kaha ki ussne Helicopters waapis kardiye hain.. Logon ne Maan liya maantey kyun nahi.. Ab woh 2 Helicopters Russia k ek
dead military base mein rakhe hue hain..
Hank - Acha toh tum unhe churaake laaoge??
Main-Chicha James Bond nahi hun main AP hun halwa hai kya aise he military base se attack helicopter udaa laaunga.. Kuch bhi..
Emo-Toh??
Main-Bichmein matt Bolna please koi ab please, ab ye sabko pata hai ki current Russian government asia ki sabse corrupt government hai kyunki unpar sawaal uthaane waala koi hai nahi. Issliye mere weapons dealer friend James ne mujhe kaha ki woh current
Russian Defense minister ko bahot ache se jaanta hai or uske sath kaafi deal kar chuka hai or woh minister bahot he jyaada greedy hai.. Toh maine usase kaha ki bhai tu baat kar or mujhe woh Choppers dilwaadey ussne kaha paise lagenge bahot jyaada toh maine kaha lagne dey mujhse konsa jebb se dene hain toh ussne ab baat ki madam defense Minister se toh itani badi deal sun woh bokhla gayi ussne bola ki woh taiyaar hai lekin per helicopter woh
32 Million dollars charge karegi.. Maine kaha ok main Taiyaar hun or woh toh taiyaar thi he.. Soda hua 65 Million dollars kaa jo uske 5 alag alag countries k bank mein humein bhejne hain jo badi deal nahi hai obviously.. Ab woh 2 military helicopters mein se 1 toh hai literally ek
tank yaani fully armoured to the max woh machine guns wagairaah ko toh kuch maanta bhi nahi hai machine guns ki goliyaan uske armor bhed nahi shakti.. Ab woh hoga humaara main weapon yaani usme hoga EMP bomb woh jaaega seedha submarine k uppar and submarine off hotey he woh target karega ship ko iss bich obviously uspar fire hoga machine gun se lekin usko koi farak padega nahi.. Ab ship prison ki hai usko hum literally udaa shaktey hain usase kissi ko farak nahi padta ab ship gayi or jab woh Light house waali machine guns pehle chopper k uppar focus kar rahi hongi tab aaega humaara dusara chopper jo hai literally ek
jet uss time kaa fastest military helicopter tha woh so woh aatey he dono lighthouses ko udaa dega seconds mein ab ye gaya bahaar se prison kaa saara kaa saara support.. Tab humara jet helicopter land hoga prison k andar or iss bich dusara helicopter humein uppar se cover de raha hoga or kon chutiya guard hai jo helicopter attack k bichmein aaega hero bananey k liye or ek aadh chutiya agar aaega toh bhi humlog obviously andar land honge so hum sambhaal lenge unko.. And aapko uthaake humlog nikalenge waapis Shebunino ki side and wahaan se seedha hum
Sea of Okhotsk ko cross karke
Japan mein enter kar jaaenge ab paise wahaan Japan mein bhi khilaane padenge jo badi baat nahi hai.. Japan mein aane k baad we are literally free.. Ye tha plan ab obviously dekho naa toh main bombs chala shakta hun naa rockets fire kar shakta hun or naa he helicopters fly kar shakta hun issliye mujhe caahiye help or pure underworld mein help koi kar nahi shakta meri rules ki wajah se, issliye mujhe again mere friend James k pass jaana padda or ussne mujhe promise kiya ki woh Russia ki best private
mercenaries ki team mujhe dilwa shakta hai jo sab retired military hain Pilot, gunner, sniper sabkuch .. Bus or kya caahiye tha... Ab 65 Million k hue Choppers 6-8 Million dene padenge humein Japan mein.. 10-12 million hua James kaa commission ..3-5 Million hue mercenaries k liye and baaki kaa hua mera contract.. Yaani total 100 Million dollars.. Ab dekho risk hai obviously paise bahot jyaada hain 100% Bahot damage hoga jiska iljam aapko lena padega bahot log marenge bahot jyaada jiska iljaam again aapko lena padega.. Or chances hain ki hum dono he uppar pohanch shaktey hain so Master Emo main sab aapke uppar chhod deta hun boliye karna hai yaa nahi??Kyunki main isme marrne k liye taiyaar hun..
Ab main chup hua toh master Emo and master Bovice dhadaam se sofas par girre or baaki sab bhi blank they literally blank maine itana shocked masters ko kabhi nahi dekha wohlog maano kho gaye they..
Main-OK sochlo tabtak master main aapka washroom use karleta hun please don't mind me.. Kalse fresh hone kaa time naa tha.. I'll be right back..
Ye bolke main washroom mein aaya toh bhenchod washroom literally 5 star hotel k washroom maafik chaka chak tha literally chaka chakk..Ab main fresh hone baitha toh 2-3 minutes takk bahaar se koi awaaj nahi aai then finally Hank ki awaaj aai mujhe..
Hank-Master?? ... Master?? .. Master..
Emo-Humm??
Hank - Ye ladka mentally ill hai 100% lekin isme koi doubt nahi hai ye plan out of world hai..This is insane.. This guy is literally the smartest person i have ever met after you guys.. By far...
Emo-Isnane?? Ye insane se kahin jyaada uppar hai Hank.. I mean how?? Kaise issne itana sab sochliya?? Or usase bhi shocking itani details kaise sochi hongi issne literally 1 bhi loophole nahi hai uske plan mein..Dekho fail hone ko beshak fail hojaae mission woh kismat ki baat hai lekin uske plan mein koi loophole hai nahi at least mujhe toh najar nahi aaya.. Bilkul apne Baap par gaya hai woh bilkul.. Shakal or akal dono se.. Right Mog??
Mog-What??
Emo-Plan..
Mog-Plan.. Plan is crazy.. I don't know how he keeps doing it.. Harr baar woh pehle se jyaada smart and fast banke mere samne aata hai he is crazy and scary..
Norman - Yeah.. This is some dark dark stuff Emo.. Decision tumhare uppar hai, but baat ki jaaye plan ki toh yes this is insane..That's why he is out most precious weapon..
Emo-Ok.. Ok.. I mean marrna toh mujhe waise bhi hai lekin at least uske plan mein mere bachne k chances toh kaafi hain yahaan kya chances hain bhalla.. I am ready..
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