Thriller Waah! Life Ho Toh Aisi - The Merchant Of Death ( COMPLETED )

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WLHTA - The Serpent Of Underworld

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[AP 316]

Update-510(Permission Granted)
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510


Ab main fresh hoke bahaar aaya washroom se or as expected sabke shocked chehre saamne they mere...


Main-Ji master..


Emo-First of all you are crazy and secondly i am ready, do what you got to do. Jo caahiye tumhe woh mill jaaega 100 nahi 200 million lo do whatever it takes..


Main-Cool.. Then.. I got you..


Emo-Kabtak hoga ye sab??


Main-So Russian minister ne 24 ghantey maange hain kyunki woh Helicopters k looks mein changes karna chaahti hain kyunki woh nahi chaahti ki agar humlog pakkade jaaein toh logon ko pata chale ye helicopters gaye kahaan se they waise toh logon ko inke baare mein pata takk nahi hai ki aisi bhi koi cheej hai lekin fir bhi woh risk nahi lena chaahti issliye 24 ghantey baad meri meeting hai uske sath or ussne mujhe kind of bola hai ki woh 99% aftermath ko bhi control karlegi.. Matlab prison private hai or woh puri koshish karegi ki government waale prison break k baad iss case mein involve naa ho bus that's it ye bhi hogaya toh samjho we are clear, bache hue paise or dedunga usko main..Then uske sath meeting k baad meri mercenaries k sath meeting hai and sab confirm hotey he woh minster dono helicopters ko wahaan se Sea k raaste humaari bataai location par bhejdegi.. Then sab kuch ready hone k baad agar sab sahi raha toh aaj Monday hai humlog Thursday ko attack karenge Thursday ko subah 7 baje kyunki subah exactly 7 baje woh submarine yahaan se turn hoti hai oil rig ki taraf or uss wakt woh uppar aati hai paani se thodi c jo humaara attack or easy banaati hai.. So yes uss time hoga sab.. Or subah 7 baje aapko bhi toh bahaar nikaal detey hain..


Emo-Yeah 6:30 se 7:30 morning exercise k liye bahaar hotey hain humlog..


Main-Bus toh dhyaan rakhana bahaar raho lekin bahaar open mein bhi matt rehna kyunki agar niche koi hero bana toh attack humlog niche bhi karenge issliye jabtak helicopter land naa hojaae tabtak aap cover se bahaar matt aana.. Waise bhi mission se pehle main ek baar or aaunga sab samjhaane aapko so don't worry..


Emo-Ek or question ye mission tumhara pura uss James k uppar tikka hai toh kya woh trustable hai??


Main-Master mere jo contact hotey haina woh mujhe dhoka dene se pehle jehar lena behtar samajhte hain belive me meri taraf se koi issue nahi hai..


Emo-Bus fir.. Lets do it..


Main-Cool...Main jaata hun i need some sleep i'm about to pass out..


Emo-Sure.. But remember AP tum woh karne jaa rahe ho jo aajtak kissi ne kiya toh hai he nahi infact kissi ne socha bhi nahi hoga.. Underworld kaa sabse dangerous plan hoga ye.. If you pull this off you'll be a god..


Main-I am already a god master.. See you soon..


Ye bolke main wahan se bahaar ki taraf chal diya ok.. Permission mill gayi bc.. Mujhe permission ki he chinta thi kyunki mujhe ye mission karna tha bhenchod gand ghiss ghiss k toh plan banaaya tha maadarchod or plan bhi aisa waisa nahi Godlike plan banaa diya tha yahaan literally godlike, agar ye plan main kar nahi paata toh itana dhoka lagta mujhe bc ki pucho matt but ab toh gand he maardunga bhenchod main i am about to kill so many people and i fucking love it..


Main bahaar aake sabka wait kar raha tha or thodi derr baad sablog aa bhi gaye Masters and Sara wagairaah still shocked they hona bhi cahiye bhai cheej he aisi sunli thi unhone..


Khair unke aatey he humlog waapis helicopter mein aaye or sablog iss bich mujhe he ghurrtey rahe bola koi kuch nahi issliye land hotey he main he bol Padda..


Main - Ok ok.. I know i know ki main crazy hun itane log marenge and etcetera.. But trust me ye ekmaatar plan hai..


Hank-Ye kuch or he hai Plan nahi hai.. Aisa plan koi thodi bana shakta hai..


Norman - You are crazy AP.. You are getting better day by day and it is insane..


Bovice - Haan.. Tum harr din humein surprise kar rahe ho.. I mean kaise??


Main-Bus thanks to cocaine.. Heehhe..


Ab masters ne meri bahot jyaada tareef ki then mujhe bahot saari warnings di bahot jyaada.. And then sabko jaana tha kyunki ab planning suru hochuki thi or unmein se koi bhi iska hissa nahi ban shakta tha 1% bhi nahi issliye ab wahan keval Main Hank Alina Regan and unke guards he bache.. Maine pehle toh breakfast kiya..


Main-So Hank aaj raatko 9-10 baje Russian Defense Minister Tatyana k sath meeting hai humaari Moscow mein so main kuch ghantey so leta hun then nikalenge, late nahi hona hai by the way.. Issliye plane wagairaah ready karwalena apne..


Hank - Meeting Moscow mein hai toh AP humein abhi nikalna padega tab jaake hum time se pohanchenge.


Main-Abe gaadi se nahi jaana haibe, tumhaara private jet kab kaam aaega.


Hank - Ussi mein jaaenge AP..8-9ghantey ki flight hogi..


Main-What the fuck??


Hank - Yeah.. Moscow yahaan se 9000Km durr hai so 8+ hours lagenge..


Main-Bhen ki chut.. 9000 Km.. Maadarjaat Russia toh bhenchod alag he level kaa faila hua haibe 9000 Km.


Hank-Yeah hum ek corner par hain Russia k or humein literally dusare corner par jaana hai so yeah..


Main-Bhenchod.. 9000 Km fucking hell country k andar ki flight 8-9 ghantey ki.. Fuck.. Chall bhai fir toh Plane mein so lunga main toh.. Bhenchod 9000 Km Russia is fucking hugeee..


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[AP 316]

Update-511(Moscow)
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So humlog turant he nikale Shebunino se plane mein maine James ko bataaya ki main aaraha hun so woh humein receive karlega Moscow mein.. Ab main bahot jyaada thakka hua tha issliye main take off k baad he i think so gaya tha or main utha i think landing se 20-25 minute pehle, jee bharr k soliya tha main bc.. Uthke hath munh dhoye maine tabtak Moscow ki ek private airfield mein land hochuka tha main.. Wahaan uttare toh saamne ek black color ki range Rover khaddi thi and uske saamne James khadda tha.. James ek Indian banda tha jo pichle 20 saal se Russia mein based tha or Russia k Asian part kaa by far biggest weapon dealer tha woh..

Recently maine uski jaan bachaai thi and uske liye woh bahot grateful tha.. Banda badhiya tha ye and most importantly trustable tha mere papa and Master Norman k liye bhi kaam kar chuka hai ye.. Main aage aaya toh James mujhse galle milla.. Shyaam k 6:30 baje they or humlog nikale James k sath..

Main-Meeting kitane baje hai James??

James - 8/30 baje boss..

Main-Location??

James - Minister kaa mansion hai yahin..Mujhe still ye belive nahi horaha ki ye deal kar rahe ho tum.. Arms dealing ko ek nayi level par leke jaa rahe hain humlog..This right here my friend is history..

Main-Agreed..

Humlog James k sath pehle uske bungalow par aaye jo bhenchod massive tha like massive bahot jyaada bada.. Wahaan aake finally humne dhangka khaana khaaya then main nahaya, James mere liye ek three piece suit leke aaya tha jo pehna maine and ekdum suited buited hoke main niche aaya jahaan Regan, Alina and Hank mojjud they woh teeno he nahi jaane waale they because Minister Tatyana ko keval mujh se or James se he millna tha..

Main-Phone kardunga main ready rehna...

Hank-Main ready he hun koi bhi country k koi bhi bank mein hathon hath transfer hoga, bus ek call yaa message kardena tum..

Main-Good..

Ab James bhi ready hoke aagaya...

Hank-Good luck.. Make sure ye deal hath se naa jaaye..

James-Nahi jaaegi boss bilkul bhi nahi..

Ye bolke hum dono bahaar aaye jahaan ek Rolls Royce phantom khaddi thi black colour mein woh bhi.. Bhenchod kya cheej hai.. Khair driver nahi jaane waala tha humaare sath issliye James khud driver seat par aaya or main uske sath baitha, Maine apna mask lagaya kyunki chehra nahi dikhaana tha..

James-So Tatyana k baare mein bata dun Tatyana young hai and bahot powerful hai issliye jo kuch bole sun lena.. Usase pehle uska baap tha defense minister or wahi tha jissne woh choppers khareedey they..

Main-Oh shit.. Thats a fucking coincidence and a half..

James-It is.. Bus thoda dhyaan rakhna she is generally considered very rude.. English usse kam he aati hai issliye main translator hun tumhara..Mera commission caahe kam kardena lekin woh agar thode jyaada paise maange toh usse haan boldena..

Main-James money issue nahi hai tera commission tera, uske paise uske.. Dont worry i got this..

James - Good..

10 minute ki driving k baad humlog ek bahot he jyaada posh area mein pohanchey jahaan bhenchod ye bade - 2 bungalows they like bahot baddey and thoda aage chalne k baad saamne mujhe thoda hill k uppar dikha ek mansion jo bhenchod bada tha bahot jyaada bada like meri haweli se bhi bada or uncha literally ek mehal he tha..

James-Woh he hai..

Main-Holy fucking shit bro.. What the fuck.. Or log Kehte hain Indian minister k pass paisa hai bhenchod India waale ministers ki net worth se mehnga toh maadarjaat mansion hai.

James-Pehle baap tha ab ye khud dono he corrupted..Or India or yahaan farak ye hai ki yahaan k neta logon ki cheejein nahi khaate woh aisi cheejein khaate hain jinse aam janta ko farak na paddey. Jaise ab ye choppers dekhlo isase bhalla aam janta ko kya farak padega itane saal se paddey he hain. Issliye janta sarkaar par ungali nahi uthaati kyunki unko koi issue hai he nahi..

Main-Fir bhi be publicly itana bada mansion holy fuck..

JameS-Yeah idhar media wagairaah sarkaar ko ungali nahi karta warna ungali k sath - 2 galla katt jaata hai..

Main-Samjh gaya tha ye toh..

Khair humlog bungalow k main gate par aaye jahaan behisaab guards they like literally behisaab.. Then police reh gayi alag.. Fuck.. Ab main gate par James ne apna naam wagairaah bataaya James ko ek do guards jaantey bhi they and then andar confirm karne k baad humein andar aane diya gaya and humari gaadi ko lawn mein he rukkwaaya gaya,lawn mein humlog uttare and andar ki taraf chal paddey. Aage mansion k gate par humaari checking hui or hum dono k phone bhi leliye gaye or humein andar bheja gaya.. Or andar toh bhenchod alag he bakchodi thi gold portraits,gold paintings etcetera sabkuch ek dum saja rakha tha.. Humein ek bade se room mein baithaaya gaya jahaan kuch sofas lage they already...

James - Ok boss this is it.. This is it..

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[AP 316]

Update-512(Deal Of The Century)

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512

And 2 minutes baad ek 27-28 age ki bhayanak maal andar enter hui like bhayanak he maal ussne ek red color ki dress pehni thi jisme woh orr bhi maal lag rahi thi.. Holy shit she is hot..

Khair uske aatey he hum khaddey hue and usase sir jukha ke hath milaaya and woh humaare saamne baithi or humein bhi baithne ko kaha..

Tatyana-Coffee??

James-Coffee works Madam..

Ab ussne apni secretary ko Russian mein coffee kaa bola and woh chali gayi wahaan se.. Then ussne James se kuch baat ki Russian mein he unke haaw bhaav se andaaja lagaaya ki haaal chaal puch rahi thi woh uska and formalities k liye nahi like sachmein puch rahi thi woh matlab James k sath badhiya business relations hain uske, jo mere liye achi baat thi..Then finally ussne meri taraf ishara karke kuch bola James ko..

James-Puch rahi hain Mask kaa kya scene hai??

Main-Bol hum dono k liye behtar hai ki mera chehra naa dekhe woh..

James ne bola jiska reply ussne hanske diya..

James-Bol rahi hai dangerous aadmi ho fir toh tum, i like it..

Main-Kind of.. Kind of...

James-Keh rahi hai ki choppers ready hain or kal woh unhe early morning dispatch karwaadegi by ship jo humaari location se 60 km durr unload honge jaisa tumne kaha tha..

Main-Good..

Humaari coffee aai toh ussne thode normal swaal puche ki main kon hun kya hun jiska obviously sahi jawaab toh nahi diya maine ghuma firaake jawaab diye maine..

James - bol rahi hai Usko pata hai tum underworld mein se ho and underworld mein bhi koi badi machli ho tum, warna yahaan takk nahi aa paatey..

Main-Machli nahi magarmach hun and wahi toh issue hai..

James ne usko ye bola jispar woh firse hansi..

James-Bol rahi hai matlab underworld ka part toh ho tum..

Main-Maybe.. Maybe not..

James - Interesting.. Bol rahi hai itani badi and Shady deal kar rahe ho toh obviously underworld se he hoge..

Then ussne serious tone mein kuch bola.

James - Keh rahi hain ki dhyaan rahe jo kaam tumne bola hai keval uske liye he use karo ye because main James ko trust karti hun agar mujhe pata chala ki ye kissi or kaam k liye use hue hain toh mujhe toh koi farak nahi padega fir bhi mujhse juth bolne ki saja bahot bhayanak milegi tumhe..

Main-100%...Agar koi bhi issue ho toh she can kill me if she wants..

James-Bol rahi hai theek hai..

Then again ussne ek lamba sa paragraph bola James ko..

James-Ok bol rahi hai ki i know tum underworld mein ho, or woh humein 10 million kaa discount degi agar woh usko ek favour karta hai toh jo woh usase baadmein maang legi kabhi..

Main-No. But main 15 million or dunga additional 15 Million agar woh meri ek help or karti hai toh abhi k abhi..

James-Kya??

Main-Bol isko maalum hai already humara plan kya hai toh agar woh kaise bhi karke government ko isme involve hone se roukk shakti hai toh 15 million right now.. Bus government kaa koi Jet nahi aana caahiye humaari taraf..

James ne usko bataya jiska jawaab ussne diya..

James-Bol rahi hai ye woh kar shakti hai easily lekin usse 15 million nahi caahiye bus woh favour caahiye..

Main-Inko bol i know inko kissi ko thokne kaa hai but filhaal main khud bahot jyaada deep shit mein hun seconds kaa bhi time nahi hai..

James ne usko ye bataya jispar woh thodi shock hui..

James-Bol rahi hai tumhe kaise pata??

Main- I read people..

Tatyana - You are smart.. And i need your help..

Main-But i can't.. I have no time like 0 time i am about to die someday.. People are trying to kill me everyday..

Ye jyaada English hogayi toh James ne usse ye bataya..

James-Ok bol rahi hai abhi nahi toh baadmein kardena but kardena.. Next week next month next 2-3 month jab bhi karo karwado..

Main-Future kissne dekha hai madam...

Ab ussne James ko thoda gussail tone mein kuch bola..

James-Bhai bol rahi hai agar nahi toh fir dusara koi dhundo chopper waala..

Iski maa ki chut.. Bhenchod 65 million dollars de raha hun fir bhi maa chudwaane par tulli hai.. Fucking bitch..

Main-Ok.. Promise nahi kar shakta.. But I'll try..

Ye James ne Usko bataya toh woh kaafi khuss hoke kuch boli..

James-Ok tumhare try karne se he woh 10 million chhod degi and free mein help karegi government waali.. 55 Million it is..

Main-Naa naa naa naa. Paise main pure dunga 65 choppers k and 15 government ko roukane k deal deal he hoti hai usme koi kam jyaada nahi karunga main..Or agar main fir help karne aata hun toh mere charges tab lagenge..

James ne ye bataya usko..

James-She is impressed, bol rahi hai aise aadmiyon se deal karna passand hai usko.. She likes the way you work..

Main-Thanks..

James-Money??

Main-Yeah give me the account numbers.. And also mera phone mangwado..

James-Ok..

Ab usne ek call ki or ek guard mera phone leke aagaya then ussne ek page diya mujhe jispar 4 different countries k bank accounts they or sabmein equally yaani 20 Million each karwana tha.. Maine photo Hank ko bheji and usko call kiya..

Main-4 accounts hai 20 Million each..

Hank-80??65 nahi they..

Main-15 Million tip..

Hank-Ok.. Ok.. 15 Millions tip mein de rahe hain hum ab..

Main-Arrey joking ye woh government ka dhyaan rakhne k liye hain..

Hank - Oh.. I see.. 5 minutes..

Call disconnected..

James-Bol rahi hai 24 Hours mein paise transfer ho jaane cahiye..

Main-5 minutes mein hojaaenge..24 kaa time kahaan hai bhai..

James ne usse ye bataya toh woh again chownki..

James-Bol rahi hai tum bahot he well connected ho. You seems special..

Main-Very special..

Then jab uske pass message aaya Pehla toh usse pata chala ki main majaak nahi kar raha tha and net 5 minutes mein uske pure paise uske accounts mein they jisse dekh uski gand fatt gayi..

James-Bol rahi hai itani badi payment itana jaldi..

Main - Bol aam khaa Guthli naa ginn..

James-Arrey marwadega kya AP ye thodi bol shakta hun..

Main-Then kuch bhi boldey..

James ne usko kuch kaha jiske jawaab mein ussne kuch kaha..

James - Bol rahi hai sab done hai kal nikal jaaega apna order and parson receive kar shaktey hain humlog..

Main-Perfect...

Tatyana - Your contact information??

Main-I don't have any contact information i change my information everyday but don't worry whenever i will be free i will contact you...

Ye James ne samjhaya usko..

Tatyana - Good deal.. See you soon..

Ye bolke woh khaddi hui then humlog khaddey hue fir ussne humse hath milaya abki baar thoda dhang se bina ego kaa handshake tha and then James ko kuch bolke and mujhe ek smile deke nikal gayi woh..

James-We did it.. We did it..

Main-Awesome..

James-Ye bolke gayi hai mera promise bhull matt jaana warna woh yaad dilwaadegi..

Main-Maa chudaae iska promise lawda dhund legi mujhe..

James - Aisa matt karo bhai mujhe yahi rehna hai meri gand marwa degi ye agar tum nahi aaye toh..

Main-Abe maine bola main koshish karunga aane ki, tu kuch bhi boldena. Bc kehdena marr warr gaya main doobara konsa dikh jaaunga isko or tabtak toh mahool he badal jaaega..

James - Ye bhi sahi hai.. But important baat hai we did it..

Main-Yes we did. Fucking hell..

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