Thriller Waah! Life Ho Toh Aisi - The Merchant Of Death ( COMPLETED )

[AP 316]

WLHTA - The Serpent Of Underworld

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[Love 1994]

Ap bhai aapka EGO satisfy ho gaya hoga itne comments ke baad .

Update ki ummeed hai ab humko bhi

First of All its AP.
Second main pretend karunga ki tumne ye jhant jaisa reply mere thread par mere he liye kiya he nahi samjh rahe ho or tum bhi pretend karna ki tumhara jhat bharr kaa dimag switch off hogaya or tumne ye jhant jaisa reply mujhe diya.. And we are good.. I don't care tum kitane passionate reader ho yaa silent Reader ho yaa daily review detey ho, tum tabtak meri najar mein ho jabtak tum meri respect kartey ho or agar tum meri respect nahi kartey toh main tumhari respect nahi karta or jab main kissi ki respect nahi karta toh woh banda mere liye exist nahi karta.

Sorry bolne ki sochna bhi matt bus story padho maje lo and thanks.

Almost 7 saal se stories likh raha hun main mera ego aajtak satisfy na hua chotu toh tumhare ek reply mein mera ego bhalla kaise satisfy hoga.

In short yes MY EGO IS MASSIVE.

Lala lalla la......




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[Sweetkaran]

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547

Maine Master kaa door knock kiya toh darwaza Master Boe ne khola unhone turant mujhe galle lagaaya..

Boe - My boy.. Kahan kahan nahi dhunda tumhe..

Main-Thanks master..

Boe - Aao Andar aao..

Main andar aaya toh hall mein Master Mogui, Bovice and Norman baithtey they.. Main unke saamne jhuka and then master Bovice se galle milla main..

Mogui - Sit..

Main baitha wahaan..

Mogui - Well your plan is working Russians ek type se surrender he kar rahe hain uss area ko bus apne assets wahan se baaki jagah par shift kar rahe hain..And hopefully koi war nahi hoga iske uppar and hota bhi hai toh humlog woh hissa bina ladaai waapis kar denge Russia ko because we don't need it..

Main-That's good to know..

Bovice - How you feeling??

Main-I am good..

Norman-Kuch puchna hai??

Main-Yeah kind of..

Norman-Go ahead..

Main-So you know ab Russians obviously piche hatt gaye but kabtak hatte rahenge wohlog?? Obviously retaliate toh karenge he and i think humein pehle he planning kar leni caahiye uske liye. Humlog aise he unhe nahi harra shaktey we need more powers..

Mogui - So you want to be The Serpent??

Main-Exactly, taaki humlog khudko easily defend kar shakein unke against, abhi hum hopeless hain unke saamne but if we have that post then we can easily take them on.. Whole world will fear us just imagine..

Bovice - Oh toh ye baat hai issue yahaan par hai.. Whole world will fear us or you?

Mogui - So let me put it this way for you AP agar main marr raha hun or uska ek maatar cure ho tumhe Serpent bananey dena toh bhi main tumhe Serpent bananey nahi dunga..

Ye sunke mujhe laga ek bhayanak jhatka..

Main-What? Why??

Mogui - Because main nahi caahta tum Serpent bano i dont care humein uske kitane faayde hain i dont want those powers, main tumhe kabhi permission nahi dunga..

Main-But kyun master??

Mogui-Because people change when they go to that side AP maine apne khudke bhai ko badalte dekha hai i dont want you to be like him.. Tumhare dad ne humein ek promise kiya tha ki hum mein se koi bhi kabhi bhi "The Serpent" ki post k liye nahi jaaega humlog jo hain jaise hain theek hain we don't want all of that.. Because that's not for us. I promised your dad that i would never let you go to the dark side..

Norman-Yes. That's not for us AP hum jaise hain woh theek hain itani powers humaare liye kaafi hain we don't want more because more is always bad.. Ye sab sunke cool lagta hai but it is a very very dark place and no one wants to go there.

Mogui -Understood AP??

Main-Yes master..

Mogui - But yes agar tumhaari jidd hai ye or tumhe banana he hai Serpent toh tum kabhi bhi League chhodke unhe Join kar shaktey ho and main ek sawal bhi nahi puchunga tumse ki tum kyun gaye?

Bovice - Yes so basically Serpent bananey k liye tumhe humaare khilaaf jaana padega..

Ye sunke main jhatt se utha..

Main-I would never ever leave you guys.. I don't care what the post is but i would never leave you.. Never..Yes beshak mujhe woh post caahiye ho because of 3.0. I wanted that so bad but aap sab se uppar mere liye koi post nahi hai nothing is above you guys.. Aaplog caahtey ho toh main doobara sochunga bhi nahi uske bare mein..

Mogui - That's what i like to hear.. Remember AP woh post woh powers kitani bhi tempting hon lekin at the end of the day woh ek samundar ki tarah hai or tum keval uska paani dekh paa rahe ho naa ki uski gehraai uski gehraai bahot niche takk hai bahot niche takk..

Main - Understood..

Ok.. Beshak mujhe woh post caahiye thi, "thi kya" mujhe woh post still caahiye hai bahot mann se caahiye woh bhi i badly want that post lekin still mere liye in 4 se uppar koi post nahi hai or inke khilaaf jaane ki toh main soch bhi nahi shakta never ever. But yes i will try to get that post but only with the permission..

Bovice - Regan ne bataya kisne kiya ye sab??

Main-Yeah naam jarur bataya tha ek but i dont remember it..

Norman - Matlab 3.0 nahi caahta tum yaad rakho.. It means important hoga woh koi.

Main-Maybe maybe not, woh issliye bhi mujhe nahi bata raha hoga taaki main usse naa maar paaun or agli baar woh khud aake badla le..

Norman - Possible hai.

Main-What's happening with us??

Norman - Everything same, tumhara friend Harris tumhe dhund raha hai kabse??

Main-Mujhe ya Chloe madam ko..?

Norman - Dono ko but particularly tumhe..

Main-Mujhe kyun?? Usko toh Chloe mam se matlab haina?

Bovice - Well for starters tumne uske bete ko maara hai.. Issliye..

Main-Oh.. Yeah.. Forgot about that part.. But mujhe dhundke kya karega mera kuch kar toh shakta nahi..

Bovice - Well tumhara bahot kuch kar shakta hai woh bus tumhe maar nah shakta.. Remember AP Harris is one of the smartest people in the underworld he will get you one way or another..

Main-Don't worry i'll be ready..

Continued..

Marvelous awesome fabulous update bro

 

[Bhupinder Singh]

Update-547(Permission Denied!)
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547

Maine Master kaa door knock kiya toh darwaza Master Boe ne khola unhone turant mujhe galle lagaaya..

Boe - My boy.. Kahan kahan nahi dhunda tumhe..

Main-Thanks master..

Boe - Aao Andar aao..

Main andar aaya toh hall mein Master Mogui, Bovice and Norman baithtey they.. Main unke saamne jhuka and then master Bovice se galle milla main..

Mogui - Sit..

Main baitha wahaan..

Mogui - Well your plan is working Russians ek type se surrender he kar rahe hain uss area ko bus apne assets wahan se baaki jagah par shift kar rahe hain..And hopefully koi war nahi hoga iske uppar and hota bhi hai toh humlog woh hissa bina ladaai waapis kar denge Russia ko because we don't need it..

Main-That's good to know..

Bovice - How you feeling??

Main-I am good..

Norman-Kuch puchna hai??

Main-Yeah kind of..

Norman-Go ahead..

Main-So you know ab Russians obviously piche hatt gaye but kabtak hatte rahenge wohlog?? Obviously retaliate toh karenge he and i think humein pehle he planning kar leni caahiye uske liye. Humlog aise he unhe nahi harra shaktey we need more powers..

Mogui - So you want to be The Serpent??

Main-Exactly, taaki humlog khudko easily defend kar shakein unke against, abhi hum hopeless hain unke saamne but if we have that post then we can easily take them on.. Whole world will fear us just imagine..

Bovice - Oh toh ye baat hai issue yahaan par hai.. Whole world will fear us or you?

Mogui - So let me put it this way for you AP agar main marr raha hun or uska ek maatar cure ho tumhe Serpent bananey dena toh bhi main tumhe Serpent bananey nahi dunga..

Ye sunke mujhe laga ek bhayanak jhatka..

Main-What? Why??

Mogui - Because main nahi caahta tum Serpent bano i dont care humein uske kitane faayde hain i dont want those powers, main tumhe kabhi permission nahi dunga..

Main-But kyun master??

Mogui-Because people change when they go to that side AP maine apne khudke bhai ko badalte dekha hai i dont want you to be like him.. Tumhare dad ne humein ek promise kiya tha ki hum mein se koi bhi kabhi bhi "The Serpent" ki post k liye nahi jaaega humlog jo hain jaise hain theek hain we don't want all of that.. Because that's not for us. I promised your dad that i would never let you go to the dark side..

Norman-Yes. That's not for us AP hum jaise hain woh theek hain itani powers humaare liye kaafi hain we don't want more because more is always bad.. Ye sab sunke cool lagta hai but it is a very very dark place and no one wants to go there.

Mogui -Understood AP??

Main-Yes master..

Mogui - But yes agar tumhaari jidd hai ye or tumhe banana he hai Serpent toh tum kabhi bhi League chhodke unhe Join kar shaktey ho and main ek sawal bhi nahi puchunga tumse ki tum kyun gaye?

Bovice - Yes so basically Serpent bananey k liye tumhe humaare khilaaf jaana padega..

Ye sunke main jhatt se utha..

Main-I would never ever leave you guys.. I don't care what the post is but i would never leave you.. Never..Yes beshak mujhe woh post caahiye ho because of 3.0. I wanted that so bad but aap sab se uppar mere liye koi post nahi hai nothing is above you guys.. Aaplog caahtey ho toh main doobara sochunga bhi nahi uske bare mein..

Mogui - That's what i like to hear.. Remember AP woh post woh powers kitani bhi tempting hon lekin at the end of the day woh ek samundar ki tarah hai or tum keval uska paani dekh paa rahe ho naa ki uski gehraai uski gehraai bahot niche takk hai bahot niche takk..

Main - Understood..

Ok.. Beshak mujhe woh post caahiye thi, "thi kya" mujhe woh post still caahiye hai bahot mann se caahiye woh bhi i badly want that post lekin still mere liye in 4 se uppar koi post nahi hai or inke khilaaf jaane ki toh main soch bhi nahi shakta never ever. But yes i will try to get that post but only with the permission..

Bovice - Regan ne bataya kisne kiya ye sab??

Main-Yeah naam jarur bataya tha ek but i dont remember it..

Norman - Matlab 3.0 nahi caahta tum yaad rakho.. It means important hoga woh koi.

Main-Maybe maybe not, woh issliye bhi mujhe nahi bata raha hoga taaki main usse naa maar paaun or agli baar woh khud aake badla le..

Norman - Possible hai.

Main-What's happening with us??

Norman - Everything same, tumhara friend Harris tumhe dhund raha hai kabse??

Main-Mujhe ya Chloe madam ko..?

Norman - Dono ko but particularly tumhe..

Main-Mujhe kyun?? Usko toh Chloe mam se matlab haina?

Bovice - Well for starters tumne uske bete ko maara hai.. Issliye..

Main-Oh.. Yeah.. Forgot about that part.. But mujhe dhundke kya karega mera kuch kar toh shakta nahi..

Bovice - Well tumhara bahot kuch kar shakta hai woh bus tumhe maar nah shakta.. Remember AP Harris is one of the smartest people in the underworld he will get you one way or another..

Main-Don't worry i'll be ready..

Continued..

Nice update

 

[Jasdil]

Update-547(Permission Denied!)
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547

Maine Master kaa door knock kiya toh darwaza Master Boe ne khola unhone turant mujhe galle lagaaya..

Boe - My boy.. Kahan kahan nahi dhunda tumhe..

Main-Thanks master..

Boe - Aao Andar aao..

Main andar aaya toh hall mein Master Mogui, Bovice and Norman baithtey they.. Main unke saamne jhuka and then master Bovice se galle milla main..

Mogui - Sit..

Main baitha wahaan..

Mogui - Well your plan is working Russians ek type se surrender he kar rahe hain uss area ko bus apne assets wahan se baaki jagah par shift kar rahe hain..And hopefully koi war nahi hoga iske uppar and hota bhi hai toh humlog woh hissa bina ladaai waapis kar denge Russia ko because we don't need it..

Main-That's good to know..

Bovice - How you feeling??

Main-I am good..

Norman-Kuch puchna hai??

Main-Yeah kind of..

Norman-Go ahead..

Main-So you know ab Russians obviously piche hatt gaye but kabtak hatte rahenge wohlog?? Obviously retaliate toh karenge he and i think humein pehle he planning kar leni caahiye uske liye. Humlog aise he unhe nahi harra shaktey we need more powers..

Mogui - So you want to be The Serpent??

Main-Exactly, taaki humlog khudko easily defend kar shakein unke against, abhi hum hopeless hain unke saamne but if we have that post then we can easily take them on.. Whole world will fear us just imagine..

Bovice - Oh toh ye baat hai issue yahaan par hai.. Whole world will fear us or you?

Mogui - So let me put it this way for you AP agar main marr raha hun or uska ek maatar cure ho tumhe Serpent bananey dena toh bhi main tumhe Serpent bananey nahi dunga..

Ye sunke mujhe laga ek bhayanak jhatka..

Main-What? Why??

Mogui - Because main nahi caahta tum Serpent bano i dont care humein uske kitane faayde hain i dont want those powers, main tumhe kabhi permission nahi dunga..

Main-But kyun master??

Mogui-Because people change when they go to that side AP maine apne khudke bhai ko badalte dekha hai i dont want you to be like him.. Tumhare dad ne humein ek promise kiya tha ki hum mein se koi bhi kabhi bhi "The Serpent" ki post k liye nahi jaaega humlog jo hain jaise hain theek hain we don't want all of that.. Because that's not for us. I promised your dad that i would never let you go to the dark side..

Norman-Yes. That's not for us AP hum jaise hain woh theek hain itani powers humaare liye kaafi hain we don't want more because more is always bad.. Ye sab sunke cool lagta hai but it is a very very dark place and no one wants to go there.

Mogui -Understood AP??

Main-Yes master..

Mogui - But yes agar tumhaari jidd hai ye or tumhe banana he hai Serpent toh tum kabhi bhi League chhodke unhe Join kar shaktey ho and main ek sawal bhi nahi puchunga tumse ki tum kyun gaye?

Bovice - Yes so basically Serpent bananey k liye tumhe humaare khilaaf jaana padega..

Ye sunke main jhatt se utha..

Main-I would never ever leave you guys.. I don't care what the post is but i would never leave you.. Never..Yes beshak mujhe woh post caahiye ho because of 3.0. I wanted that so bad but aap sab se uppar mere liye koi post nahi hai nothing is above you guys.. Aaplog caahtey ho toh main doobara sochunga bhi nahi uske bare mein..

Mogui - That's what i like to hear.. Remember AP woh post woh powers kitani bhi tempting hon lekin at the end of the day woh ek samundar ki tarah hai or tum keval uska paani dekh paa rahe ho naa ki uski gehraai uski gehraai bahot niche takk hai bahot niche takk..

Main - Understood..

Ok.. Beshak mujhe woh post caahiye thi, "thi kya" mujhe woh post still caahiye hai bahot mann se caahiye woh bhi i badly want that post lekin still mere liye in 4 se uppar koi post nahi hai or inke khilaaf jaane ki toh main soch bhi nahi shakta never ever. But yes i will try to get that post but only with the permission..

Bovice - Regan ne bataya kisne kiya ye sab??

Main-Yeah naam jarur bataya tha ek but i dont remember it..

Norman - Matlab 3.0 nahi caahta tum yaad rakho.. It means important hoga woh koi.

Main-Maybe maybe not, woh issliye bhi mujhe nahi bata raha hoga taaki main usse naa maar paaun or agli baar woh khud aake badla le..

Norman - Possible hai.

Main-What's happening with us??

Norman - Everything same, tumhara friend Harris tumhe dhund raha hai kabse??

Main-Mujhe ya Chloe madam ko..?

Norman - Dono ko but particularly tumhe..

Main-Mujhe kyun?? Usko toh Chloe mam se matlab haina?

Bovice - Well for starters tumne uske bete ko maara hai.. Issliye..

Main-Oh.. Yeah.. Forgot about that part.. But mujhe dhundke kya karega mera kuch kar toh shakta nahi..

Bovice - Well tumhara bahot kuch kar shakta hai woh bus tumhe maar nah shakta.. Remember AP Harris is one of the smartest people in the underworld he will get you one way or another..

Main-Don't worry i'll be ready..

Continued..

Nice update bro

 

[Waseem]

Mind blowing

 

[Villain ghost]

First of All its AP.
Second main pretend karunga ki tumne ye jhant jaisa reply mere thread par mere he liye kiya he nahi samjh rahe ho or tum bhi pretend karna ki tumhara jhat bharr kaa dimag switch off hogaya or tumne ye jhant jaisa reply mujhe diya.. And we are good.. I don't care tum kitane passionate reader ho yaa silent Reader ho yaa daily review detey ho, tum tabtak meri najar mein ho jabtak tum meri respect kartey ho or agar tum meri respect nahi kartey toh main tumhari respect nahi karta or jab main kissi ki respect nahi karta toh woh banda mere liye exist nahi karta.

Sorry bolne ki sochna bhi matt bus story padho maje lo and thanks.

Ap shayad tumne padha nahi dhyan se humne AP bhai bola

Fir bhi its OK

Sorry tab bola jata hai jab galati ki ho AP BHAI

Or haan respect shabdon main bhi thi humare par shayad Aap ko najar nahi aayi jiski humko umeed thi pehle se

Get well soon AP Bro....

 

[Abhishek Kumar98]

Update-547(Permission Denied!)
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547

Maine Master kaa door knock kiya toh darwaza Master Boe ne khola unhone turant mujhe galle lagaaya..

Boe - My boy.. Kahan kahan nahi dhunda tumhe..

Main-Thanks master..

Boe - Aao Andar aao..

Main andar aaya toh hall mein Master Mogui, Bovice and Norman baithtey they.. Main unke saamne jhuka and then master Bovice se galle milla main..

Mogui - Sit..

Main baitha wahaan..

Mogui - Well your plan is working Russians ek type se surrender he kar rahe hain uss area ko bus apne assets wahan se baaki jagah par shift kar rahe hain..And hopefully koi war nahi hoga iske uppar and hota bhi hai toh humlog woh hissa bina ladaai waapis kar denge Russia ko because we don't need it..

Main-That's good to know..

Bovice - How you feeling??

Main-I am good..

Norman-Kuch puchna hai??

Main-Yeah kind of..

Norman-Go ahead..

Main-So you know ab Russians obviously piche hatt gaye but kabtak hatte rahenge wohlog?? Obviously retaliate toh karenge he and i think humein pehle he planning kar leni caahiye uske liye. Humlog aise he unhe nahi harra shaktey we need more powers..

Mogui - So you want to be The Serpent??

Main-Exactly, taaki humlog khudko easily defend kar shakein unke against, abhi hum hopeless hain unke saamne but if we have that post then we can easily take them on.. Whole world will fear us just imagine..

Bovice - Oh toh ye baat hai issue yahaan par hai.. Whole world will fear us or you?

Mogui - So let me put it this way for you AP agar main marr raha hun or uska ek maatar cure ho tumhe Serpent bananey dena toh bhi main tumhe Serpent bananey nahi dunga..

Ye sunke mujhe laga ek bhayanak jhatka..

Main-What? Why??

Mogui - Because main nahi caahta tum Serpent bano i dont care humein uske kitane faayde hain i dont want those powers, main tumhe kabhi permission nahi dunga..

Main-But kyun master??

Mogui-Because people change when they go to that side AP maine apne khudke bhai ko badalte dekha hai i dont want you to be like him.. Tumhare dad ne humein ek promise kiya tha ki hum mein se koi bhi kabhi bhi "The Serpent" ki post k liye nahi jaaega humlog jo hain jaise hain theek hain we don't want all of that.. Because that's not for us. I promised your dad that i would never let you go to the dark side..

Norman-Yes. That's not for us AP hum jaise hain woh theek hain itani powers humaare liye kaafi hain we don't want more because more is always bad.. Ye sab sunke cool lagta hai but it is a very very dark place and no one wants to go there.

Mogui -Understood AP??

Main-Yes master..

Mogui - But yes agar tumhaari jidd hai ye or tumhe banana he hai Serpent toh tum kabhi bhi League chhodke unhe Join kar shaktey ho and main ek sawal bhi nahi puchunga tumse ki tum kyun gaye?

Bovice - Yes so basically Serpent bananey k liye tumhe humaare khilaaf jaana padega..

Ye sunke main jhatt se utha..

Main-I would never ever leave you guys.. I don't care what the post is but i would never leave you.. Never..Yes beshak mujhe woh post caahiye ho because of 3.0. I wanted that so bad but aap sab se uppar mere liye koi post nahi hai nothing is above you guys.. Aaplog caahtey ho toh main doobara sochunga bhi nahi uske bare mein..

Mogui - That's what i like to hear.. Remember AP woh post woh powers kitani bhi tempting hon lekin at the end of the day woh ek samundar ki tarah hai or tum keval uska paani dekh paa rahe ho naa ki uski gehraai uski gehraai bahot niche takk hai bahot niche takk..

Main - Understood..

Ok.. Beshak mujhe woh post caahiye thi, "thi kya" mujhe woh post still caahiye hai bahot mann se caahiye woh bhi i badly want that post lekin still mere liye in 4 se uppar koi post nahi hai or inke khilaaf jaane ki toh main soch bhi nahi shakta never ever. But yes i will try to get that post but only with the permission..

Bovice - Regan ne bataya kisne kiya ye sab??

Main-Yeah naam jarur bataya tha ek but i dont remember it..

Norman - Matlab 3.0 nahi caahta tum yaad rakho.. It means important hoga woh koi.

Main-Maybe maybe not, woh issliye bhi mujhe nahi bata raha hoga taaki main usse naa maar paaun or agli baar woh khud aake badla le..

Norman - Possible hai.

Main-What's happening with us??

Norman - Everything same, tumhara friend Harris tumhe dhund raha hai kabse??

Main-Mujhe ya Chloe madam ko..?

Norman - Dono ko but particularly tumhe..

Main-Mujhe kyun?? Usko toh Chloe mam se matlab haina?

Bovice - Well for starters tumne uske bete ko maara hai.. Issliye..

Main-Oh.. Yeah.. Forgot about that part.. But mujhe dhundke kya karega mera kuch kar toh shakta nahi..

Bovice - Well tumhara bahot kuch kar shakta hai woh bus tumhe maar nah shakta.. Remember AP Harris is one of the smartest people in the underworld he will get you one way or another..

Main-Don't worry i'll be ready..

Continued..

Updates just awesome and dekhte hai ki Masters permission kyu denge baad me

 

[AP 316]

Ap shayad tumne padha nahi dhyan se humne AP bhai bola

Fir bhi its OK

Sorry tab bola jata hai jab galati ki ho AP BHAI

Or haan respect shabdon main bhi thi humare par shayad Aap ko najar nahi aayi jiski humko umeed thi pehle se

Get well soon AP Bro....

Again Ap nahi its AP.

Orr mere noob bhai respect or ego ek he line mein use nahi hoti itana chutiya nahi banatey samne waale ko. Yeah tumne bola mujhe egoistic now man the fuck up and own upto what you said. Bus that's it.

 

[aj008]

Super updates

 

[Surya_021]

Nice updates