Update # 6
Ab tak...
aik din hm tuition se ikathe a rahe the toh mere dost ose cherne lage mene oun ko paz kya pr jb wo paz na aye aur os ko tuch krne lage toh osne chilana shuru kr diya sab wha se baagh gye aur hm dono apne apne ghar chale gaye....
Ab agay...
aise hi ik din main apne dosto k sath beth batein kr rha tha k aik dost bola...
(main dosto k naam nai likhu ga bs dost1 ya dost2 kr k likho ga kyun k inka zyada role nahi hai.)
dost1 : yar tu humein itni bateain sunata hai chal aik kam toh kr k dikha...
mian : ha bai bol ager krne wala huwa toh zrur kru ga pr wada nahi krta....
dost2 : chal thik hai tere liye phir simple sa aik kaam hai k jo larki tere sath tuition se wapsi pr sath ati hai tune ose hamare samne gali main teen martba gale lagana hai...
main : yar koi sharam kr os din dekha nahi tum dono k tuch krne pr kese osne react kiya tha na bai na aur koi kam bata ager kisi to marna hai jgarna hai ya kuch aur aisa...
dost1 : yar dekha tu dr gaya tu toh kr hi nahi sakta tu to fatu hai sala...
main : chal be lode gali na nikal chal thik hai ager mene aise kr diya toh tu muje os k badle kya de ga kyun k bagair kisi lalach k main ye toh ab krne se rha...
dost2 : hm dono mil kr tuje os k badh doodh ki badam wali aik botal pilaain gay ....
main : chal o bai chal bhukha samja hai kya gar main itna doodh aur badam kaju wagaira ate hain main wo bata nahi kese ulti kr kr k pita hu tu muje bazar se le kr de ga chal koi aur lalch de takey main main jao...
dost1: chal thek hai tu bata tu kya chahta hai pr tuje hm se wada krna hoga k ager tu aisa kare ga toh humare samne hi kare ga na k humein kahi chupne ko kahe ga ...
main : chal thek hai pr meri shart ye hai k main teri aur os ki dono ki gand maru ga bat ager manzoor hai toh...
dost1 : chal be chal aisa koi kam na main krne wala is se puch le ager ye manta hai toh....
dost2 : chal thek hai hm tuje de gai pr tu hmare badh tu kisi os larki k sath b kare ga aur humain b dikhaye ga ager tu jeet gaya toh ...
dost1 : na bai na main na krne laga aise kam muje koi nai aise kam krne...
dost2 : dekh yar ye har gaya toh hm is ki gand mar lain ge mil k..
main : (os ki bat sun k dr gaya aur mene dil main hi kaha ager na howa toh is ko aj k badh milna hi chodh du ga)
dost1 : chal thek hai phir...
agle din tuition main humari teacher humain test ki tiyari krwa rhi thi jo k arabic ka tha aur wo larki ko yadh nahi ho rha tha toh mene us se pucha k kya huwa kya masla hai jo itni pareshan ho aj koi bat hi nahi kr rhi...
ayesha : yar muje se bs ye subject boht mushkil lagta hai ab kya karu muj se kal ye test nahi diya jaye ga...
main : chal koi bat nahi main tuje gar ja kr b thora sa krwa du ga aur teri class main jo shameem hai na wo mere dost ki cozen sister hai main os ko b bol du ga k test main teri help kare...,os ne ye bat sun kr muje gale laga liya, aur osi time mere dimag main ganti baji lo bai aj toh kam bn gaya mai wese hi dr rha tha....
main : chal aj se hm dono pakey wale friend bn jate hain...
aysha : ab pakey wale bna rhe ho pehle kya kache the...
main : nahi ya ab thoda bila jhihak tere sath mazaq ya tuje hath toh mila liye kare ge na...
ayesha : muje pata hai aur ab tu jese pehle muje peeche se chupke chupke gale lagate the ab bagair dr k lago ge yahi kehna chahte ho na...
main (herat se) : nahi nahi yar wo toh galti se hojata hai tum b na...
ayesh (muskurate huwe) : acha aur ye galti tb hi kyun hoti hai jb main teacher ko sabaq sunane jati hu...
main : yar chale chodh in batoon ko aur chal tyari kare(bat ko badalte huwe)..
wo muskurai aur prne lagi, itni der main teacher a gai aur humain chuti de di ye keh kr k wo fotki main ja rhi hain, chuti ka sun k mene aur sb bachon ne jaldi se apne apni bag close kiye aur ghar se bahir a kr apne apne ghar jane lage, main b jaldi se apne ghar jane laga takey ayesha mere sath ja kr akele jaye..
ayesha (awaz lagate huwe) : shahenshah kaha ja rahe ho muje toh sath lete joa....
main wahi ruk gya jab wo ai toh hm mil kr chalne lage, main khamoshi se chal rha tha k osne bat shuru ki...
ayesha : kya bat hai aj boht khmoshi se chal rhe ho...
main : yar wo main os bat se sharminda hu jo tum ne note ki...
ayesh (muskura kr) : acha chalo koch nahi hota hm to dost hain na ye toh hota hi rehta hai...
main : yar ager main tumhain ab piche se gale lagon to tum gusa nahi karo gi na.(ye bat mene apni gali k coner pr a k kahi thi )...
ayesha : nahi yar....
mene ye bat sun kr ose gale laga liye aur apne dosto ko ishara kiya jo k apne ghar k bahir hi abi a kr khare ho kr apas main bate kr rhe the ye dono school nahi jate the aur awara the...
aise hi ghar tak ate ate mene ose teen char dafa gale laga liya aur mere sath haste howe batain krte krte apne ghar chali gai...
main ghar a k apna bag rkha aur apne dosto k pass chala gya jb waha ja kr dekha to dono farar the main .. on k ghar gaya wo waha b nahi the aise hi ye dono kai din muje se chupte rahe aik din mene dost 1 ko gali main pakr liya aur os se kaha...
main : yar ye kya bat hoi tum dono ne gand dene ka wada kiya tha kb pora kr rhe ho...
dost1 : chal thek hai main tuje de dun ga pr tu ye bat dost2 ko nahi bataye ga...
main : acha thek hai...
dost1 : aj mere ghar ajana sham ko sm chat pr honge tu eri gand mar lena...
main : thek hai aur ab koi hoshyari nahi krna nahi toh dundh to main tuje lu ga pr phir teri gand dost2 k samne maru ga...
dost1 : chal acha nahi krta ab ajai aj sham ko ager tu na aya toh ye shart cancel...
main : chal ok done..
sham ko main os k ghar gya to os k ghar k sb log chat pr the mene dost1 ko khelene k liye awaz lagai take k koi muj se waja na poche ye awaze mera ishaara tha k main a gaya hu, wo niche aya toh main aur wo os k ghar main pichle kamre main chale gaye ...
humain zayada pata toh nahi tha tb pr ye zrur pata tha k gand kese mari jati hai jo k hm ne chup chupai main kai larko ko aise krte dekha tha...
main : chal ab jhuk ja...
dost1 : juk gaya...
mene os gand pr thoka aur apne (4.5 inch) ki luli pr thuk lagaya aur os ki gand ki pr thora sa zor gaya toh meri luli phisal gai, phir zor lagaya toh.............