Update # 11
Ab tak...
main : jamila muje sirf aik mithi de dho jese bachpan main deti thi....
jameela (sharma kr) : tum khud hi le lo ab mere se wo nahi ho ga....
main jameela k honto k pass gaya aur os k honto pr apne host rkh diye aur bhot possessive kiss krne laga aur wo b mera sath dene lagi mene aur os ne 5 minute tak kiss ki jab mene kiss todi toh woh waha se baag gai....
main b naeem k pass aya aur hm ghar chale gaye jab main ghar gaya toh dekha k maa full gusse main hai aur.....
Ab agay...
aur muje dekhte hi galiyan nikalne lagi k main itni der se kaha the...
maa : Shahenshah tu kider gaya tha aur itni late kyun aya hai....
main : maa main late is liye ho gaya ho k main gaon main apne bachpan k dosto se mil rhah tha aur batain krte howe time ko bata hi nahi chala ....
maa : acha chal the k ab ager kahi zayada time k liye ghar se bahir gaya toh muje bata k jana ....
main : thek hai maa....
maa : chal ja aur ja k naha k kapre badal teri phopo k ghar jana hai humain ....
main : maa muje kahi nahi jana maine ider hi rehna hai ap ja k a jao...
maa : tuje baat ki samj nahi ai k mene kaha hai k ja aur ja k naha k kapre badle naha kr.. mene tuj se waha jane ka pocha nahi balke tuje batya hai ja aur ja kr tiyar ho jaldi ...
main beman se tiyar howa aur apni maa k sath apni phopho noor k ghar chala gaya meri phopho muje boht pyar krti hain pr bachpan main jab main un k ghar jata tha toh un ki betiyan muje boht tang krti thi is liye muje un k ghar jana pasand nahi hai....
jab hm un k ghar pohnche toh sb ne boht pyar se mera istakbal kiye jo k main dekh kr khud heran ho gaya k ye wohi meri consin sisters hai jo muje tang krne ko ko moka nahi chodti thi aur ab kese sharif ban gai hai ....
main soch main ghum tha k meri maa ne muje awaz de k muje soch se bahir nikala ...
main ghar main drawing mian betha computer raza bai k movie dekh raha tha k maa uth k phopho k sath un saas k ghar chali gai un hal pochne k liye jab main maa k bagair akela reh gaya toh muje hina baji muje bulane ai...
hina baji : sarkar(shahenshah) tumhain ayesha baji apne kamre bula rahi hain...
main b bor ho raha tha bore c koi punjabi dekh kr is liye main uth k baji k sath baji ayesha k kamre main chala gaya ....
jab main un k kamre main gaya toh baji hina ne kamre ka darwaza band kr lock laga diye ...
aur muje dhaka de kr bed k pass lagai aur muje kehne lagi k beta ab aya na hamri pakar main aur charo bajiyan (ayesha,hina,saba,nilam) hasne lagi ...
main : ab main bara ho gaya hu ab toh muje tang na karo...(meri height 5.6 feet ho gai thi)
baji nilam : acha ab tu hamri height ka ho gaya toh humain bate krne laga hai....
main : nahi baji mene ap ko batain kr k mar khani hai mene ap ko batein nahi ki balke ap ko batya hai...
baji ayesha : acha toh ab tuje batati hu... aur boli hamla ....
sab bajiyon ne muj pr hamla kr diya aur main un k niche aur woh sab mere uper k muje gudgudi(tickle) krne lagi...
un k jism mere jism se lagne laga aur muje masti charne lagi aur meri lulli khari ho gai aur wo baji nilam jo k mere pet pr bethi thi un ki gand ko toch hone lagi muje kuch pata nahi tha k meri lulli khari ho gai hai main toh hasi ja raha tha bas aur muje kuch b pata nahi tha par achanak meri lulli ko kisi ne kuck lamhe k liye pakra aur chodh diya jab ye waqia howa toh main foran serious ho gaya aur meri hasi ruk gai muje na hasta howa dekh kr baji ayesha ne sab ko kaha...
baji ayesha : bs kro ab kya hamre chote bai ki jan nikalo gay kya ...
baji k bat sun kr sab muje chod kr side pr mere sath beth gaye....
baji ayesha : kya howa mera chotu sarkar itna kyun serious ho gaya hai kahi mere chotu naraz toh nahi ho gaya...
main mahool ko bigarta howa dekh kr apne ap ko sadme se bahir nikala aur baji ayesha k gal kr kiss kr k bola...
main : baji kesi batain kr rahi hain ap aise kese ho soch sakti hain k ap ka chotu naraz ho gaya main toh ye soch kr serios ho gaya tha k jab main ghar chala jaon ga toh muje meri bahiya bhul na jaein aur phir pehle jesi na ho jayein is liye thora serious ho gaya tha (sab mene onko jhoot bola)...
baji hina : chal ab santi na kr sab ko aur aj tu hamre sath hi yaha rahe ga aur kal hamare sath hi gaon jaye ga apni dadi k pass.....
baji saba : aur aj tu mere hi kamre main soye ga...
baji hina : nahi ye mere kamre main soye ga....
baji ayesha : nahi ye hm sab k sath abu wale kamre main soye ga kyun k abu ghar nahi hain toh ami b aj chachi k sath gain chali jaain gi toh hm sab abu k kamre main soyein gay kyun k un k bed ka size bara hai...
hm sab bate krte rahe pata hi nahi chala kab sham ho gai aur main sab k sath khana kha kr phupha ji k kamre main ja kr so gyay adhi rat ko meri ankh khuli toh main baji nilam ko takiya samaj kr gale laga k leta huwa tha aur un k mummon pr mera muh tha.....
main uth kr peshab kr k aya aur late gaya muje nahi pata tha k baji nilam uthi hai main un k sath wese hi dubara late gaya aur un ki thodi(chin) pr jaha til(mole) tha waha kiss kr liye k baji ne ankhe khol kr muje gekha aur muje gale laga kr kaha k so ja subh tuje batati hun main ....
main un ko hosh main dekh kr dar gaya aur pata hi nahi chala wasi hi halat main kab meri ankh lag gai....
jb main suabh ko utha toh dekha kamre main koi nahi hai main jaldi se washroom main gaya aur ja kr fresh howa aur nahane hi laga tha k washroom k door knock howa aur kisi ne awaz di k main jaldi se fresh ho kr bahir aon ....
jis ki awaz muje ai thi os ki awaz sun k main sehar gaya ye toh......