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wah! ekdom kamaal ka update,bahut hi shandaar aur behad hi exciting kahaani!Thik hai kab tak aa rahe ho
aa raha hu
Aab tak aana chahiye tha
Galti ho gayi mere maa
Chidate hui kahta hai
Tab haste hui kavya kahti hai
Aa jana
Aur call rakh deta hai.. call to turant hi cut gaya tha par gulu ke liye bahut sawal khade ho gaye the.wo soch mai pad gaya aab mai kya karu.. waise usne kavya ko kah to diya tha mai nikal raha hu hospital aane ke liye parantu aab gulu ko hospital jane ka mann nahi tha..wo ye bhi janata tha ki agar wo jaldi hi hospital nahi gaya to mashi bhi call kar sakti hai aur usko agar pata chala ki mai aabhi bhi basti mai hu to wo bahut dantegi.. Usne gulu ko takit di thi ki 8 baje ke pahle hospital pahunch jana tab wo mobile mai time dekhta hai.. aur khud ko kahta hai
yaha hi 8 baj chuke hai..
tab uski nazar samne khadi sarita pai jati hai..
Usko dekh ke wo phir se pagal ho gaya ..
maa chudane gayi wo naukari.. Kya dikhati hai sali..iski gaand to dekho..sali muje pagal bana degi ye sali.. Aise chut ke liye thodi daant to kha ja sakati hai.. Jada se jada kya hoga mashi gali degi aur thodi dantege .. waise wo roj hi dantati hai.. aaj ek baar daant kha lenge.. aur hospital mai koi doctor hoga to wo do galiya dega.. Wo bhi kha lenge par idhar dusari aur ye pat gayi to maza, hi maza hai..
Phir wo sochane laga.. kaise patau iss chori ko.. tabhi wo dekhta hai ki sarita aapne bhabhi ke paas se kahi ja rhi hai.. ye dekh ke gulu khush ho jata hai par turant uske chehare par mayusi aa jati hai..
Ye kya uska bhai bhi uske saath hai.. Kuch karana padega gulu tuje tabhi tu shikar kar payega iss chori ka..
Aisa kahte hui aur uski gaand ko taadte hue uske piche piche chala gaya..
uske paas jake gulu ne use hi kaha par sarita ne zada kuch kha nahi..usko aapne paas aate dekhkar (aapne bhai ke hote hui..) wo dar gayi thi .. Jab golu ne phir se use hi kaha tab usne gulu ko dekha
aur aapne bhai ki taraf ishara kiya aur dhire se kaha
Chotu hai
Chotu naam hai kya iska
Haan..Mera chota bhai hai
tab gulu ko kya suja pata nahi usne jara jor se kaha
Hi chotu kaise ho
tab chotu uski aur aasharya se dekhata hai..aur sarita gulu ki aur gusse se dekhane lagi..
aur ishare se use puchane lagi..
tumane aisa kyon kiya
Par uska ishara gulu ko samaz nahi aaya tab sarita ko kya karu samaz nahi aa raha tha usko pata tha aab chotu bahut sare sawal puchega aur aage kabhi na kabhi bhaiya ya bhabhi ko batayega ki gulu didi se milane aaya tha..Phir bhabhi bhala bura kahegi par bhaiya to uska bura haal karenge. isliye use gulu pai gussa aa gaya aur gusse mai usne uske pair pai aapne sandel se mara .. wo to dhere se marana chaha rahi thi par laga jor se.. tab gulu jara jor se chilaya..
aahhha
sarita ko jaise he ehsaas hua wo hadbada gayi . .wo aab tension mai aa gayi aur sochane lagi..
Ye maine kya kar diya.. aab mai kya karu..gulu ki taraf dekhte hui dhire se boli
sorry ..
Tab chotu kahta hai
aab isko kya ho gaya didi
muje kya pata
muje kya lag raha hai didi
aab tume kya lag raha hai
muje lag raha hai didi wo aap pai lattu ho gaya hai
tab aapne bhai ki taraf dekh kar smile karti hai..
Kuch bhi chotu
Kuch bhi nahi didi.. nahi to ye yaha kyon aaya hai..
aab muje kya pata
tab gulu kahata hai
tum dono bahan bhai ka kya khusur pusur chal raha hai. .
tab nakahre se kahti hai . . uski aur dekhte hui kahte hai..
Tume kya karna hai
Gulu purana khiladi tha.. wo achhe se janata tha ladki ke gusse ko pyar mai kaise convert kare
wo turant bola
muje kya karna hai.. muje to kuch bhi nahi karana hai..
phir beech mai bole kyon
mai na wo..
mai na wo kya
Kuch nahi
achha.. waise tum aaye kyon.. Mere piche piche
Kisne kaha mai tumare piche piche aaya hu
tab uski aur dekhte hai
to
Mai to chotu ko milane aaya hu
Tab chotu aasharya se uski aur dekhte hui kahta hai
Muje milane
Haan tuje milane
chotu sochata hai ye kya lafda hai.. mai to soch raha tha ye didi ke piche piche aaya par ye to didi ko milane aaya hai..
Tab sarita kahti hai
Kya tum chotu ko janate ho kya
aur chotu ki aur dekhti hai aur kahte hai
Tum janate ho chotu ise
Nahi didi mai to kabhi mila hi nahi ise .. phir mai kaise jan sakata hu isse
Tab gulu chotu ko dekhte hui kahta hai
Chotu kya tum muje nahi janate
Janata hu na
Tab sarita gusse se chotu ki aur dekhte hai
Aabhi to kaha nahi janate
Matlab janata hu.. aab itane achhi batting ki aur bhaiya ke team ko haraya to sab janate hai isse waise..
Achha waise..
Tab sarita gusse se gulu ko dekhti hai
Tum janate ho gulu ko
hmmm
aur kab se
aab janate nahi to kya..
To kya Mr. batsman
aab janate nahi to jaan lenge aur agar nahi janate to kya hum mil nahi sakate kya
Haa haa mil sakate ho.. Ek dusare ko jaan sakate ho..tum dono achhe se jaan lo aur mil lo..aur mai chali..
aisa nakhara dikhate hui kahti hai aur waha se jane lagi tab gulu uska haat pakad leta hai
Tab gusse se usko dekhti hai aur aapna haat uske haat se churate hui kahti hai
Aab kya hai
uske chehre par narazagi saaf saaf dikh rahi thi
tumara bhai hai isliye janata hu
To
Tumse milane aaya tha
aisa kah ke uske paas jata hai usko aapne paas aate dekhkar sarita kahte hai
Kyon aaye milane
Yaad aa rahi thi tumari
Achha ji
Phir tab kyon nahi aaye
Tab tumari bhabhi thi na tumare saath
Achha..darate ho kya mere bhabhi se
Nahi to
Darate nahi ho to kyon nahi aaye..
tumare bhabhi hai to respect dena padega na
Achha..respect dena janate ho
Haan..muje kya tumane ganwar samja hai kya
Nahi to mai bhala tume kyon ganwar samjungi .. waise kitane pade ho
10 th paas hu
Tab sarita hasane lagi
Pata hai pata hai tumse kam pada hu par isse pai se naukari karta hu aur kamata hu bhi
Kaha naukari hai waise tumari
Sgs hospital
Kafi bada hospital hai
tume kya laga mai kya aise waise jagah pai naukari karta hu kya ..aapni bhi self respect hai
10 th paas hoke bahut bade bade word use kar rahe ho
10 th pass ya graduation pai nahi hota hai
To kis pai hota hai
Hardwork.. Practice..and more practice..aur bade bade longo mai utana baitana hua to language automatically develop ho jati hai
Ye jo tum bade bade english word bol rahe ho uske spelling bhi pata hai kya tume
Spelling rath ke muje thodi hi exam dene hai
Laga hi tha muje
Kya laga tha tuje
Kuch nahi..
Batao na
Yahi laga tha ki tume iss word ki spelling bhi aati nahi hai
Spelling yaad karne se peth nahi bharta
baat ghumana achhe se janate ho tum
Tab gulu hasane laga
Waise kon se bade bade longo mai utana baithana hai tumara
Bade bade doctor.. Hospital ke director
Waise jindagi mai wo kabhi sgs hospital gaya nahi tha wo to naukari uske mashi didi ke chalate mili thi par yaha sarita ke samne fenk raha tha ..
Tabhi chotu bolata hai
Didi aap jaldi chalo na
Haan haan jaldi chalo
Bina chotu ko dekhte hui kahti hai aut thodi tez chalane lagi.. Phir wo dono Chalte chalte baat karne lage..
Kabhi wo smile karti to kabhi sharma jati to kabhi hasane lagi.. Phir wo dono ekdusare ke family ke bare mai baat karne lage .. beech beech mai unka hasi mazak chalata tha.. .sarita ko dhire dhire gulu ki batein achchi lagane lagi.. baat karne ki wajah se sarita ki chalane ki speed kam ho gayi thi..
.. aab sarita bhi gulu se comfortable ho gayi thi.. waise wo kisi se itane jaldi comfortable nahi hoti par gulu ke mamle mai bahut jaldi comfortable ho gayi thi..pata nahi kyon par aisa hua tha..shyad jindagi mai pahli baar aisa hua tha uske saath .. Gulu ko wo aab tak 2-3 baar hi mili thi.. wo bhi aaj hi.. Gulu ko wo achhe se jaanti nahi thi par 2-3 baar milne par he usse comfortable ho gayi thi par uske Dil me aisa kuch nahi tha kyuki wo ek bholi conservative ladki thi usne aab tak gulu ko bus ek Dost ki tarah treat kiya tha..
Didi aap aise chaloge to muje dukan mai late ho jayega phir bade papa dantege
Haan chal to rahi ho
Tab gulu puchata hai
Bade papa kon
Mere papa.. Ye mere chacha ka ladka hai.. papa ko bade papa kahta hai
Tab chotu kahta hai
Aise baate karke chaloge to jaldi nahi chal paoge
Ek kaam karo
Kya
Tum aage chalo mai piche se aate hu
Pakka
Haan pakka
Phir mat kahna maine aap ko akela chora
Nahi kahungi
Bade papa puche to
Unko batane ki kya jarurat hai
Mai nahi bataunga par unko pata chala to
Kya pata chala
Yahi ki tum mere saath aayi thi par beech mai rukh gayi
Chotu mai ruki nahi hu..aa rahi hu..tume jara jaldi hai
Haan wahi
Unko kaise pata chalega mai tumare saath aa rahi hu agar tumane nhi bataya to
Wo main aisa kyon karunga
Haan muje pata hai tume kya chahiye
To de do
Chotu tum bahut chalu hote ja rahe ho
Aisa kah ke usko 100 rs ki note nikal deti hai
Aab to papa ko pata nahi chalega na
Aab to mere taraf se pata nhi chalega
Mere taraf se pata nhi chalega matlab?? Tum kisi aur ko bologe papa ko bolane
Nahi didi mai kyon bolunga
Mere paas jada paise nahi hai tume dene ko
Muje jada paise nahi chahiye
To aisa kyon kaha
Mere bholi didi mere kahne ka matlab hai ki mai nahi bataunga par kisi aur ne bade papa ko bataya to
Kon bolega
Bhabhi
Nahi nahi wo aisa nahi karegi waise bhi wo busy hai bhaiya ke saath
Thik hai mai chalta hu..
Aap jaldi aa jana
Aa jaungi
Tab chotu waha se jaldi jaldi nikal jata hai.. aab us sunsan raste pai wo dono akele the.. raat ke waqt..