Brilliant update and lovely storyIdhar reshma aapne bedroom mai bed par pade thi.. aab thakan ki wajah se wo aankh band kar leti hai..tab uske aankho ke samne billu aata hai aur wo bhi uske hi bedroom mai..uske kingsize bed pai aur use aapne baho mai leke uske aapni uppar khinch leta hai ..
Jaise hi reshma uske uppar aati hai waise hi uske body se khelane lagi.. Uske chathi ke balo se khelane lagi.. aur aab billu uske sar ke piche haat dalta hai waise hi reshma usko kiss karne lage..
Waise hi wo aankh kholate hai..aur gusse mai kahti hai..
Kamina thik se sone bhi nahi de raha hai..
aur wo waise pade pade reshma sochani lagi tab uske chehare par smileaati hai.. aur aapne aap se kahne lagi..
Kya kaha tha maine us kamine ko.. anari balma..
aur hasne lagi..
Mai kitane budhhu hu.. mai kaise use anari balma kah sakati hu.. aur usne kitana muje sharminda kiya.. jhanvi ke samne.. use kya jarurat thi jhanvi ko kahne ki maine use anari balma kaha hai bol ke.. jhanvi kitana hasi mere pai… Kamina kahi ka..
2 din se uspar reshma ka jo gussa tha wo thoda kam ho gaya tha aur aab use uspar pyar aa raha tha
Phir wo us balcony mai kya kya hua wo yaad karne lagi..
Jab mai chat se uske chungul se bag ke aaye aur balcony mai khadi rahi jhanvi ke pass.. tab wo kitana fast bhag ke aaya.. kitana furtila hai.. height to itani kam hai bhagta kitana fast hai kamina.. aake muje pakad liya..
Tab hasne lagi..
Mere compare mai height kitani kam hai.. mere samne khada hoga to bade mushkil se uske honth mere honto tak aate hai.. phir bhi kamina try marta rahta hai mujpar hamesha.. usdin se jab se muje kahi dekhata hai to mere ko ghurata rahta hai.. Muje hamesha line marne ki koshish karta hai.. mai bhi aab kabhi bhi use aapne paas aane nahi dungi.. kyon aane dungi bhala.. mere itane achhe husband hai arvind.. usse kitani jada height hai unke..
Aur smile karte hui kahte hai..
wo achhe se kiss le pate hai.. aab muje chor ke 3 mahine foreign ja rahe hai to kya hua mai video call se une baate kar lungi par kamine ko paas nahi aani dungi.. muje ye samaj nahi aata ki agar uski height kam hai to mere jaise jada height wale ladki patane ki kya jarurat hai.. aapne height wali patani thi na.. maya jaise.. haan maya uske itani hi height hai.. waise bhi maya ko usne pata hi liya hai.. phir mere piche kyon pada hai.. mai kya maya se achhe dikhati hu.. haan bilkul..
Phir kuch soch kar kahti hai
haan aur uska naam bhi kitana ajib hai BILLU.. kisi old hindi movie ke villain jaisa.. aur dikhata bhi waisa hi hai .. villain jaisa.. wo bhi main villain nahi balki side villain.. aur mera hero banane chala hai.. mere hero to arvind ji hai ye to villain hai..
Haste hui kahte hai
Main nahi to side villain.. par purane movie mai aakhir mai hero villain ko marta tha aur side villain ka to bahut bura haal karta tha.. to kya arvind ji mere iss side villain ka bura haal karenge..
Tab kuch soch ke kahte hai
Nahi nahi muje aisa nahi lagta.. bilkul nahi lagta.. ye mera side villain bahut strong hai.. Balki muje to aisa lag raha hai ye mera side villain mere hero ka bura haal karega.. agar fight hui to.. mera hero dubla patla aur side villain takatwar . .. Fight hui to arvind ji ka bura haal karega ye abdul rahman urf BILLU.. mera billu badshah.. so sad na arvind ji.. arvind ji aap bhi na mere billu badshah jaise body banao na.. Billu badshah yahi naam thik hai wo anari.. kya.. Kya.. Anari balma..
Tab sharma jati hai..
maine kaise use anari balma kaha..
Tab aapna mobile dekhte hai.. jo billu ne uske mobile mai aapna number anari balma ke naam se save kiya tha.. wo dekhane lage.. sale ne to koi vip number liya hai.. 98222… aukar ek rupaye ki nahi aur number dekho kitana vip rakha hai jaise koi bada officer ho ya bada business man ho..
Phir wo yaad karne lagi..
Maine use kaha tha muje pana Itana aasan nahi hai ..
Aisa kah ke mai hasane lagi aur door ke aander Jhanvi ki taraf dekhane lagi .. tab Jhanvi bahar aate hai .. aur kahte hai ..
Bhabhi .. aapne to iska KLPD kiya ..
Aisa kahte hi hum dono hasane lage .. tab billu ko samaj aa jata hai ki Jhanvi yahi khade hoke dekh rahi thi..
Jab hum dono door pai khade rahkar hasane lagti hai tab billu bhag ke mere ko pakadane lagta hai tab mai neeche bhagne lagti hu.. 2 step mai utar chuki thi tab mera haat billu ne pakad liya aur muje aapne taraf khinch liya ... Aur muje aapne baho mai liya ..muje us waqt laga aab mere khair nahi.. Isliye maine
jhanvi ko kaha
Jhanvi plz muje bachao isse
Par jhanvi kuch nahi bolii ..
Phir billu ne Muje aapne baho mai uta liya aur jor se wall ke waha patak diya.. Jaise koi ball utata hai waise muje hawa mai utaya tha us kamine ne.. kitani takat hai uske bajuo mai.. aur uske patakane ki wajah se wall muje kitane jor se lagi mai hi janati hu.. us kamine ko kya hai.. use mere takalif se use kya karana hai use to mere saath maze karne the..
par us waqt mere sanse poori teji se chalane lage thi … par kyon?? Kya darr aur utejana ki wajah se .. dar to pata hai muje par utejana.. kaise utejana.. Kya yahi utejana ki billu aage kya karega ye sochkar..shyad yahi.. mera idhar bura haal tha aur ye kamina muje kya kah raha tha pata hai..
kaha ja rahi ho.. reshma ki jawani
Jab se mila hai tab se muje reshma ki jawani kahta hai.. Kamina kahi ka.. kaye baar Maine use kaha mat kaho to wo kaha kiski sunata hai jo mere sunega.. Maine use ek baar pucha ki kyon muje reshma ki jawani kahte ho tab kahane laga Maine ek movie dekhi thi reshma ki jawani.. koi B grade movie.. uski heroine mere jaise hi dikhati hai.. kya bhala mai koi b grade movie ke heroine jaise dikhate hu kya.. kuch bhi. wo to heroine to mote hote hai.. mai kya mote hu kya.. koi iss billu badshah se seekhe.. tarif bhi karo aur jalil bhi karo..
Jab dusari baar Maine usse kaha..
Kya yahi wajah hai jo muje tum reshma ki jawani kahte ho
Tab kahane laga
Aur ek wajah hai
Maine socha aur kya wajah ho sakate hai.. Kya aur muje zalil karega.. tab kahane laga..
Mere begum ka naam reshma tha aur mai use reshma ki jawani kahta tha.. uske baad mai tuje reshma ki jawani kah raha hu..
Tab nakhare se maine use kaha
Mai kya tumare begum hu
To kahta hai
Begum to nahi ho aur na hi tume begum bana sakata hu par begum ke sare sukh mai tume dunga
Mai ye sunkar sharma gayi.. aur bada adda ke saath Maine use kaha
Muje na hi tumari begum banana hai aur na hi tumare sukh mai muje interest hai
Kyon
Aise kah rahe ho jaise ki tum kisi riyaasat ke nawab ho aur muje nawab ke begum wale sukh de rahe ho ya dena chaahate ho
Kya hote hai nawab ke begum ke riyaasat ke sukh
Tume nahi malum
Nahi .. mai kaha pada likha hu.. jo jaan sakhu
Mere anari balma..
Bolo mere pyari reshma ki jawani
Agar tum anari ho to tumari ye pyari reshma ki jawani to padi likhi hai
Kitani padi likhi hai mere reshma ki jawani
Aisa kahte hui muje chumane laga
BE
Ye kya hota hai
Engineer
Kya tum engineer ho
tume nahi lagta kya
Jab maine tume pahli baar dekha tha
Kab dekha tha tumane muje pahli baar
Jab mai maya ko chod raha tha tab
Tab uske gaal ko marti hai
Kiss kar rahe te tab
Tum beech mai nahi aati to chod bhi deta
Pata hai
Pata hai to beech mai kyon aaye
Mai beech mai aayi to tume pasand nahi aayi kya
Haan
Phir muje baho mai kyon liya.. Kisss kyon kiya
Mai us waqt ki baat kar raha tha
Aur mai iss waqt ki
Muje laga tum us waqt ka puch rahi thi
Tume kuch bhi lag sakata hai
Arre sorry baba
Tume mera aana pasand nahi to jao aapne maya ke paas
Aur haste hui Maine kaha
Billu ki maya ke paas
Nahi nahi muje to billu ki reshma ke paas jana hai
Kyon billu ke reshma ki jawani nahi kahoge
Haan kahunga na
Phir kyun nahi kaha
aab hum dono ki tu Tu mai hone lagi..
Use aab ye soch kar hasi aa rahi thi..
Maine aabhi tak arvind ke saath tu tu mai nahi ki aur uske saath ki wo bhi pahle hi din.