Funny Whooped by Werewolf [USC Edition 2025]

[Mak]

Beech bazariya tune pakdi meri bahiyan main cheekh dungi



komalrani kitna pyaara naam hai aur usse bhi pyari hai inki lekhni itne achche se apni kahani ko likhti hain ki padhne waale ki aatma tript ho jaati
lekin ab muth maarne waalo ka lola tript hota hai bas
inki har kahani mein aurtein aisi hoti hain jaise abhi abhi kothe pe se uthke aayi hain sabki sab blue flim ki characters lagti hai
inki kahaniyo saari aurtein taangein failake baithi rehti hain ki koi aaye aur apni chhadi unke naazuk darwazo mein ghusake chala jaaye
har kahani mein ek chhoti umar ki kachchi aamiya jarur hogi jisko kahani mein dheere dheere pakki bazaru bana diya jaata
kachchi aamiya ka bhaiya uspe chadhta hai. aur us bhaiya ka saadhu, saala, sasur ,dadiya sasur, chachiya sasur , matlab bhaiya ke sasural ke jitne bhi mard hote sab kachchi aamiya pe chadhte hain
upar se bhaiya aisa mahan hota ki uski lugai uspe uchhlate waqt uski maa behno ko gaali deti aur yeh bhi puchhti ki kabhi karoge apni maa behno se
bhaiya budbak bolte haan haan karunga
jitne bhi tharki writer's hain unhone kisi male character ko itna hawsi nahi dikhaya jitna inki kahaniyo mein aurtein hawsi hoti hain
koiyo kisiyo daboch leta koiyo kisiyo se dabochwa leti
upar se kuchh tharki buddhe kahani padh padh ke taareefo ke pul baandh dete
sethani jee aagayi maalkin aagayi
ab maza aayega mere buddhe chhadi ko tripti mil jaayegi

arthaat
arthaat bolunga toh ban ho jaaunga

anth mein yahi kahenge ki
nahi kahenge hmko dar lagta hai
kahunga ham jarur kahunga
jo ban pade ukhaad leyo







Interfaith ki maa ki aankh

Milfloverravii haaye haaye naam mein hi milf lover hai

Uff kitna pyara naam hai

Aur inki story toh inse bhi pyari hai

Kabhi pakeezah toh kabhi sanskaari

Zindagi mein kabhi nazuk drawazo mein apni chhadi toh de nahi paaye

Bas din raat bathroom mein baithke hagte japanese corn dekhte

Japanese corn mein hota yeh hai ki female character bus mein train mein office mein aur bhi kayi jagah apna kaam kar rahi hoti hai

Aur main character use daboch leta uske bable daba daba ke uske honth chum chum ke use garam karta aur phir use mauka Milne pe pel deta

Lekin milfloverravi haaye haaye

Itne se inka kaam kahan chalta inhein toh chahiye thoda aur

Kyunki inko koi dusre religion ki ladki pasand thi. Jab yeh gaye use propose karne toh usne kaha.hat gandwe tujhe Dene se achcha toh do kilo lambe baingan le aaungi

Bas inko mirchi lag gayi tab inhone shuru kiya hagna woh bhi bulk wholesale mein. inhone interfaith story likhna shuru kiya
matlab hagas karna shuru kiya aur ab tak kar rahe hain
kaalu 50 saal ka buddha ek ghar ki sanskari paakeezaah aurto ko bazaru aurto ki tarah hodega
aur jaise hi yeh update daalte toh inke reader's kehte
maalik aagaye daata aagaye prabhu aagaye Muthal dev aagaye
ab apne jaisa hmko bhi mutthal banayenge
upar se ek baar toh hua yeh ki inhone kuchh jada hi hag diya itna haga itna haga ki poore phoram mein badbu aane lage
moderator logo ko saans Lena mushkil ho gaya . woh bechare iski hagaas saaf karte reh gaye lekin hagaas itni thi ki saaf nahi ho paa rahi thi
inke reader's chadh Gaye mods pe ki humare daata humare maalik ki hagas saaf karne ki himmat kaise ki tum sabne
woh humare maalik hain humare daata humare muth data hain
bechare mods log ek hath se naak band kiye ek hath se inki hagas saaf kiye kuchh bol nahi paaye bas apna kaam karte rahe
aur inki hagas ab tak chaalu hai koi kami nahi hui hai ismein abhi tak
japanese corn ka bukhaar corona ki tarah hai chala gaya toh theek warna seedha erectile dysfunction deke jaata

arthaat
phoram pe itna ganda bhi nahi haga jaata ek laundiya ke rejection

ant mein yahi kahunga in sab baato ko apne dil pe na lein
haan gaand pe lena ho toh le sakte..




PM PURUSH KI BADMASHI

Raj_sharma the one and only pm purush
lekin woh toh aaj bane hain
pehle woh kya the woh pehle ek simple se reader the jo mere thread pe Nice update aur waiting likhke chale jaate
tab tak ham bhi cc mein nahi aaye the
lekin last usc mein sab kuchh badal gaya. raj sharma ne pehle kuchh petticoat ko shayri bolna shuru kiya aur sneha bhabhi ko chhenda shuru kiya der raat tak woh sneha bhabhi ki petticoat mein ghuse rehte bas.
raat bhar woh cc mein lage rehte hamne usko daanta bhi, lekin woh sinskari hamko hi apna langotiya bana liya
koi bhi new petticoat aaye cc mein ya lounge mein toh raj sharma use hi jarur bolte phir jab baat shuru ho jaati toh unke beech toh woh unhein pm mein leke jaate aur wahan unke naazuk badan ko noch lete
Aaj bhi door door koi new member join hota hai toh moderator unhein pehle hi keh dete hain pm purush se bachke Rehna yeh tumhare nazuk darwazo mein chhadi nahi daalenge tumhare naazuk darwazo ko kaat khayenge woh kya pm purush ke paas power hai woh apni chhadi pe kaante ka cover chadha lete

arthaat
pm purush se bachke Rehna re baba bachke Rehna re baba

ant mein
raju ab toh mujhe pm karna chhod de
main baal bachcho waala aadmi hoon re..

E kaun sa masla hai?

 

[Mak]

[Dick-claimer : Kripya post me pictures ko poori tarah se pehle load lene de. Uske baad padhna shuru kare. ]

Meharbaan kadardaan sahibaan!!! ​

Dekhiye, kya laut ke aaya hai? Ji haan! Ek baar firse aap sab ke saamne haazir hai — Whooped. Mere dwara ek unofficial standalone peshkash.

Lounge me jaise-jaise samay beet raha tha, cunt-tent ka akaal badhta jaa raha tha. NSFW ke naam par kaksha chhatvi ke chutkule pele jaa rahe the toh kahi koi apne aam bade karwane ke nuskhe dhoondh raha tha Koi ‘serious thread’ ka vesh dhaaran kiye uske andar logo ki gend maar raha tha toh koi chumt () ke nashe me bhand hua pada tha.

Phorum ke mods aur admins itne aalsi ho chuke the ki unke paas USC ke alawa logo ko entertain karne ke liye kuchh bhi nahi bach raha tha. (The lord, Jasien gendu ka bhi tabadla karwa diya tha inhone. )

Humaare varishth yuva patrakar mod saahab — Adirshi ko iss baat ka itna bada jhatka laga ki woh khud sadme ke chalte ek thread khole bina na reh sake.




After witnessing the devastating state of the lounge :



Sthiti bahut gambheer ho chuki thi. Adirshi aur lounge. Dono ki…! Anya mod logo ki sahayta se unhe turant behad hi nazdeeki LSB aspataal me bharti karaya gaya, jaha Elon Musk_ naamak ek qabil manochikitsak ne unka ilaaj karna shuru kar diya. Ab unki sthiti stable hai. Aap khud dekh sakte hai ~


Elon Musk_ ne Adirshi ko dheere-dheere apne rang me rang liya tha

Toh akhir, kab tak?? Kab tak hum sab harr 8-10 mahino me USC ka chehra dekhte rehte?? Kab tak?? Na udhar aage se scoop aa raha tha, na hi peechhe se poop Scoop ki lambayi toh kisi feminazi ki soch ki tarah hoti jaa rahi thi.

Kisi ko toh zimmedari apne sarr leni hi thi..!! Kisi ko hum me se nikal ke aage aana hi tha. Kisi ko ye bhaar akhir uthaana hi tha. Aur, fir… isliye, ye bhaari zimmedari maine apne sarr li.
Toh aaiye...



Har koi jaanta tha ki Adirshi ka royal karbhaar hai. Woh itne ameer hai ki pool me bhi apne royal kapde bina utaare hi nahaate hai. Par, phorum me yeh koi nahi jaanta tha ki woh royal… akhir, kitna royal tha? Aur, woh karbhaar kya tha?

Akhir kaar, maine apne jasooso ko call lagaya aur unhone iss rehesya ka pata bhi laga hi liya. Aur, ye raha woh karbhaar, jiske balboote par Adirshi Jasien ki lundon ke jobs ke offers tak thukra diye the.


Adirshi while doing his royal karbhaar ~



Adirshi toh set ho chuke the. Par, uss mod ka kya jo set hue logo ko unset karne me laga hua tha???

Siraj Patel ki upadhra badhti jaa rahi thi. Ye apni manmaani par utar aaye the. Idhar Lucifer aur Trinity USC ki meeting baitha rahe the toh wahi meanwhile Siraj Patel ~








Bas, fir kya tha Siraj Patel ne bechare ki alias ko bhi nahi baksha...!



Inke mann me jo aa raha tha ye wo kar rahe the.



Mahilao se gali-galoch ki patti padha ke ye bechaare cheekku ki suja chuke the. Aur, bahaane toh ye jeb me leke ghoom rahe the.



Bhole toh aise bann rahe the ki puchho mat...



Bechare cheekku ne report bhi ki. Par, report akhir gayi kiske paas? Guess who??



Bechare ki teesri alias bhi pakad li inn logo ne...



cheekku Ju yaad rahoge.
Yaha tak ki Bulbul_Rani ki chulbul vaani bhi inke saamne na tik paayi.







Koi bacha lo Siraj Patel ke keher se...!!! Ye aadmi pagla chuka hai.
Har mod ko apni phaawers ka kabhi na kabhi guroor aata hi hai. Aisa hi ek baar hua tha humaare Aagasyta (Y. A.) ke saath. Jis kiraaye ke makaan me ye reh rahe the, inhone uske hi makaan-maalik ko ungli kar di.







Uske baad Trinity saar ne aisi chhari ghumayi ki humaare Aagasyta (Y. A.) ka ling naam parivartan hi kar diya.




Har mods baukhlaaye hue the. Ashish120 bhi peechhe nahi tha. Iss masoom ki koi tarakki hi nahi ho rahi thi.




Mein soch me pad gaya ki koi iss bechaare ko promote kyu nahi kar raha? Par, fir maine ye dekha ~




Iske paas jo gaanja hai woh apun ko maangta hai.
Saale ka promotion kabhi nahi hona chahiye...!!!

Par, itna hi nahi... Inhe baukhlata dekh, iska asar members par bhi pad raha tha.





Uske baad kya hua... Ye sab jaante hai.



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Isi ke saath kuchh memes bhi dekh lete hai hum :

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Aur, isi ke saath samapt hote hai memes.

Arey Arey abhi kaha jaa rahe ho?? Asli masala toh neeche hai. Do lund aapas me bhid gaye aur tum logo ko koi khabar hi nahi hai???

Par, chinta noi karne ka. Apun ke jasoos har kone me faile hue hai. Sab bator ke laaye hai. Neecha ka maal padhne ka.

Noice cunt-ent.. 2 nights in LSB for you and Damha for all the efforts.

 

[Mak]

Babes

 

[Elon Musk_]

Babes

Bhabi ji ko dhoka deke idhr ladkiyo ke sath gulu gulu karoge

 

[Raj_sharma]

Pm me chit chat karne ka

Mujhe laga wo apne wale ki baat kar rahi hai

 

[Elon Musk_]

Mujhe laga wo apne wale ki baat kar rahi hai

Usko stamina nahi , hawas bolte hai

 

[Raj_sharma]

ladki log se puchha karo ye sab chije

Okey abhi mistyvixen baby se poochta hu ki meri pfp kaisi lag rahi hai

 

[Raj_sharma]

Tu bandi dhundhne jayega toh bhi uske kehne pe decide karega kya?

Uske liye to damha mujhse poochta hai

 

[mistyvixen]

Okey abhi mistyvixen baby se poochta hu ki meri pfp kaisi lag rahi hai

Av ache hai
post bit

 

[Raj_sharma]

Hato be, main kyu poochu?

Pm purush pm karne se pehle bhi usi se puchhte