Woh gehri bechaini mein sofe par baitha raha. Uska dil keh raha tha ki Sushma uski maa hain aur unpar aisa shaq karna bilkul galat hai, lekin Rizwan ka woh khada lund uske dimaag mein baar-baar zeher ghol raha tha. Ravi ne khud ko sambhalte hue aakhiri baar dimaag ko jhataka aur yeh faisla kiya ki woh iss tarah ke khayalat ko apne upar haavi nahi hone dega.
Ravi sofe par baitha gahri bechaini mein uljha hua tha. Ek taraf uska mann use keh raha tha ki Sushma uski maa hain aur unpar aisa shaq karna bilkul galat hai, par doosri taraf Rizwan ke khade lund ne uske dimaag mein sawaal khade kar diye the.Ravi khud se hi tark-vitark karne laga.
Phir wo khud se kahta hai..
Kyon nahi khada ho sakata hai .. mummy kitni khubsurat hai .. kisi movie ke heroine jaise .. kisi ka bhi khada ho sakata hai ..
Phir khata hai
Par mummy to iski malkin hai ..malkin ko dekh ke kisi ka khafa kaise ho sakta hai .. afterall she is her boss..boss ka dekh ke kisi ka kaise khada ho sakata hai ..
Usne socha ki uski mummy behad khoobsurat hain, aur shayad isi wajah se Rizwan ke dimaag mein khot aa gaya ho.yahi soch kar wo kahta hai
Ho sakata hai jab niyat kharb ho to ..
Khud se hi kahta hai
Haa pakka iski niyat kharab ho gayi hogi ..mummy ko dekh ke ..
Aakhir mein Ravi iss nateeje par pahuncha ki zaroor Rizwan ki niyat hi kharab ho chuki hai. Uske iss khade lund ki wajah sirf aur sirf uski kharab niyat hi ho sakti hai. Yeh samajhte hi Ravi ke andar ka gussa aur badh gaya aur usne tay kiya ki woh Rizwan par se apni nazar bilkul nahi hataye-ga.
Yahi soch kar wo chote ko dekhane laga aur mann mai kahta hai
Niyat kharab ho gayi hogi ya mummy ke paas baitha tha iss wajah se iska khada ho gaya hoga ya Dono wajah ho sakte hai ..
Ravi ke dimaag mein chal rahi uljhan ab gusse mein badalne lagi thi. Usne Rizwan par apni nazar tikaaye rakhi, aur Tabhi chotu ki nazar bhi uspari gayi ..wo jaan gaya ki wo uske lund ko dekh raha hai..
Rizwan ne bina kisi darr ke Ravi ki taraf dekha aur seedhe lehje mein poocha,
"Kya dekh raha hai?"
Ravi ne apni nazrein churane ki koshish karte hue rukhi aawaz mein kaha,
"Kuch nahi."
"Kuch nahi, ya mera lund dekh raha hai?"
Rizwan ne ek shatir smile ke saath uksaate hue kaha.
Ravi ne gusse mein aankhein dikhate hue kaha,
"Main kyon dekhunga...
Tab chote kahta hai
mujhe laga...
Ravi ne baat ko sambhalte hue seedha asal mudde par aane ka faisla kiya. Usne dabi hui aawaz mein Rizwan se poocha,
"Tu meri mummy ke paas kyun baitha tha?"
Rizwan ne bina kisi darr ke, behad aaram se jawaab diya,
"Mujhse kyun pooch raha hai? Apni maa se pooch."
"Tujhe sharm nahi aati sofe par meri maa ke paas baithte hue?" Ravi ka gussa ab saaf nazar aa raha tha.
Rizwan ne pochha ek taraf rakhte hue kaha, "Teri maa ke paas baithne se teri maa ko koi dikkat nahi hai, toh tujhe kya dikkat hai?"
"Mujhe toh dikkat hogi na! Woh meri maa hain," Ravi ne chilla kar kaha.
"Achha... teri maa hain isliye dikkat hai? Warna nahi hoti?" Rizwan ke chehre par ek shatir smile thi.
"Nahi hoti! Doosre kisi ke paas baithta toh mujhe koi dikkat nahi thi," Ravi ne turant bola.
"Achha? Koi aur ke paas yahan sofe par baithta toh?" Rizwan ne use aur uksaya.
"Problem nahi hoti, par main hoon tera maalik. Poochhta toh zaroor... waise meri mummy ke paas baith ke kya kar raha tha?" Ravi ne baat waapas wahin laaye hue poocha.
Rizwan ne thoda ruk kar, kuch sochte hue ajeeb se andaaz mein kaha, "Kya kar raha tha... wahi..."
Phir achanak baat badalte hue Rizwan bola, "Karne se yaad aaya... teri koi girlfriend hai ya nahi?"
Ravi iss achanak badle sawaal se thoda chaunk gaya aur bola, "Nahi hai."
"Arey, girlfriend bana! Ghar mein dinbhar baith ke kya karta hai?" Rizwan ne aaram se kaha, jaise woh dono dost ho.
Ravi ne gusse mein moonh banate hue kaha,
"Bana lunga, tujhe kya karna hai usse?"
"Haan, mujhe kya karna hai..."
Rizwan ne aaram se kaha aur phir idhar-udhar dekhte hue ajeeb se andaaz mein poocha,
"Waise, girlfriend se yaad aaya... malkin kahan hain?"
Sushma ka zikr aate hi Ravi ek baar phir alert ho gaya. Usne teekhi nazar se Rizwan ko dekha, kyunki thodi der pehle hi usne Sushma ko andar jaate dekha tha aur abhi tak andar se koi aawaz nahi aayi thi.
"Andar so rahi hain woh, tujhe kya kaam hai unse?"
Ravi ne rukhi aawaz mein poocha.
Rizwan ne haath mein pakda hua pochha ek taraf rakha aur bina kisi jhijhak ke bola, "Kaam kya hoga... unhone hi toh kaha tha ki safai khatam karke milne ke liye. Ab kaam ho gaya hai, toh jaakar bol doon ki ho gaya."
Rizwan ki yeh baat sunkar Ravi ka dimaag ek baar phir ghum gaya. Use samajh nahi aa raha tha ki Sushma ne use akele mein kyun bulaya tha aur Rizwan itne haq se yeh baat kyun keh raha tha.
Ravi ne turant use beech mein hi roka aur gusse mein teekhe tewar ke saath poocha,
"Tune 'girlfriend se yaad aaya' aisa kyun kaha? Meri girlfriend hone na hone ka meri mummy se kya lene-dena?"
Rizwan ne ek halki si shatir smile di aur aaram se bola, "Arey maalik, itna kyun bhadak rahe ho? Mera kehne ka matlab bas yeh tha ki agar aapki koi girlfriend hoti toh aapka dhyan baahar ki duniya mein hota, din bhar ghar mein baith kar aisi chhoti-chhoti baaton par shaq nahi karte."
Rizwan ki iss baat ne Ravi ke gusse mein aag mein ghee ka kaam kiya. Ravi sofe se khada ho gaya aur bola, "Tu apni aukaat mein reh kar baat kar. Safai ho gayi hai toh apna kaam khatam kar aur yahan se nikal, mummy se milne ki koi zaroorat nahi hai."
Rizwan ne chupchaap Ravi ki taraf dekha, uske chehre par abhi bhi wahi bekhauf andaaz tha. Usne apna kapda aur baalti uthayi aur bina kuch kahe wahan se hatne laga.
Ravi ka gussa ab aape se baahar ho chuka tha. Rizwan ne kapda aur baalti le jaakar bathroom mein rakha, par uski chaal aur tewar mein abhi bhi wahi bekhauf andaaz tha.
Jab woh bathroom se nikal kar sofe ke paas se guzarne laga, toh usne Ravi ki taraf ek ajeeb si nazar daali aur dheere se bola,
"Waise... malkin samne na ho, toh kaam karne mein woh baat nahi rehti."
Yeh sunte hi Ravi ka dimaag khaufnaak gusse se bhar gaya. Woh turant khada hua aur chilla kar bola, "Kya kaha tune? Himmat kaise hui teri aisi baat bolne ki!"
Ravi aage badha aur Rizwan ko dhakka dene laga, par Rizwan peeche nahi hata. Dono ke beech teez tu-tu main-main shuru ho gayi. Behas itni badh gayi ki Ravi ne gusse mein Rizwan ka collar pakadne ki koshish ki.
Lekin iss baar Rizwan ne koi dhileypan nahi dikhaya. Usne tezi se Ravi ka haath pakda aur use ulta ghumate hue peeth ke peeche marod diya.
"Aaahh! Mummyy...!"
Ravi ke munh se dard ke maare cheekh nikal gayi.
Ravi ne dard se tadapte hue apna haath chhudane ki koshish ki aur ulta hokar bola,
"Haath chhod mera! Chhod keh raha hoon!"
Rizwan ne uske haath par thoda aur dabaav banaya, uske kaan ke paas jhuka aur aahista par dharadar aawaz mein bola, "Mujhse mat uljho, maalik... kahin ka nahi chhodunga. Malkin jab mere se itne pyaar se reh rahi hain, toh tum bhi pyaar se raho... isi mein tumhari bhalai hai."
Itna keh kar Rizwan ne Ravi ka haath jhatke se chhoda. Ravi dard se apna haath pakad kar wahan baith gaya, aur Rizwan bina kisi darr ke gate ki taraf badha aur wahan se nikal gaya.