Part -3 ( Raj ki jubani )
Andhera hone ke baad hamesha ki Tarah main apne dosto ke saath field me baitha hua gaanja Bana raha tha, Rahul cigrate se masala nikal raha tha, Karan gaanja ke seeds nikalkar use ragad raha tha, aur Ashok gaanje ko Khali cigrate me bharkar gaanje waali cigrate Bana raha tha
Ashok- le raaj cigrate ready ho gaya, tu ise jala tab tak main dusara ready karta hoon
Me-yaar ab ye cigrate me gaanja bharkar Pina band karte hai, direct Chilam se pite hai ( maine cigrate ka ek lamba Kash liya aur dhua aasman me chorate hue cigrate Karan ko paas Kiya)
Ashok- cigrate aur Chilam ko chor, chal is Sunday sharab try karte hai
Rahul- maine piya hai sharab ek baar, lekin jo maza isame hai ( gaanja Waali cigrate ki taraf ishara karte hue) wo sharab me nahi
Karan- maza na cigrate me hai, na sharab me , Asli maza to ladki ki choot me hai ( Karan cigrate mujhe paas karte hue jala )
Me- umm tune to mere dil ki baat bol di, lekin ladki ki choot milegi kaha
Rahul- choot to Charo taraf hai bhai, jarurat hai to bas ladki ko Pata ke convince karane ka
Ashok-apni Maa ko convince Kar le saale , De degi choot tujhe
Rahul- madarchod main apni Maa ko nahi Teri Maa ko convince karunga
Karan- saalo tum log aapas me ek dusare ki Maa chodate raho, Asli maal to wo saala Abdul chod raha hai
Ashok- Haa yaar sahi bola , bahut chod raha hai Pooja ko ( Ashok ek Naya cigrate jalate hue bola )
Me- nahi yaar itani jaldi choot nahi degi Pooja, saala bas upar upar se maza le raha hoga
Ashok- upar upar se, huhhh, pagal hai tu, saale ne chod chod kar pooja ko aurat bana diya , aur tu bolta hai upar upar se
Karan- Haan tabhi to saali Pooja ki gaand Bahar nikal aayi hai
Rahul- boobs bhi to bade bade ho Gaye Hai haramzadi ke
Ashok- ye saali Pooja na Sach me mohalle ki sabse badi Randi hai, Abdul hi nahi aarif ne bhi khub pela hai Pooja ko
Rahul- raaj tu Pata na Pooja ko, Teri Bahan ki saheli hai, so tere Ghar to aate rahathi hai, try maar, mil gaya chance to sab mil ke gangbang Kar denge harami ka
Me- na na, mujhe nahi Lena risk, agar kahi usane mere Ghar me ya meri Bahan ko Bata diya ko papa gaand faad denge meri,
Karan- kisi ko nahi batyegi , Randi hai wo, use Lund chhaiye, aur usane Teri Bahan ko Bata bhi diya to koun si Teri Bahan Sharif hai
Me- meri Bahan to hai hi Sharif, Randi to saali tere Ghar ki auraten hai
Karan- abe kya Randipana dikhaya meri Maa Bahan ne ( Karan aakiri Kash le Kar cigrate pite hue bola)
Me- to meri Bahan ne koun sa Randipana dikhaya
Karan - wo apni Bahan se puch , ki aaj shaam ko 5 bade central park me Vicky ke saath kya Kar rahi thi
( meri Bahan, mere Ghar ki maal, jisaki jawani taste karane ke liye main mara ja raha hoon wo saali Vicky ke saath, sunate hi Mera jhaant jal ke raakh ho gaya, )
Me- aur tu madarchod dekh raha tha , us Vicky ko maara nahi, agar gaand fat rahi thi Vicky se to mujhe usi time phone karta, aakar Maa chod deta Vicky ki
Karan- meri gaand kyoun fategi, gaand to Teri Bahan ki fati hogi, usaka Mota louda lekar, hahaha
( Karan ko hanste hue dekhkar Mera gussy aur bade gaya. Aur maine Karan ka collar pakadthe hue bola)
Me- bhosdowaala bahut bol raha hai tu, Tera Maa ka chode
Rahul- are choro ek dusare ko, aapas me jhagara nahi karte ( bolte hue Rahul mere aur Karan ka jhagra band karane laga )
Aaj riya ko chorunga nahi, saali ki garmi bahut badh gayi hai, saali Chinnar ko aaj bataunga ( yahi sab sochathe hue main Ghar ki taraf chal pada )
