12th Ghatna
Abhi Babu ke aane se mera mood kharaab ho gaya…
Abhi thodi der nahi aata to ho sakta tha ki mai kuch aur pooch leta Renu se…
Mai nashta kar chuka tha…mai apne kamre ki taraf jaane laga…lekin mera dhayan abhi hall ki taraf hi tha kyonki abhi waha kewal Renu aur Babu the…
Mai dekhna aur sun na chahta tha ki unke beech kya baate ho rahi hai…
Jaisa maine pahle hi bataya hai ki humare kamre ke bahar ek khidki hai sliding wali jo hall ki taraf hi khulta hai…aur hall aur rasoi ke beech me hi kone me chaar kursion wala ek plastic ka dining hai…aur wahi ek tv bhi laga hua hai…tv kuch is taraah laga hua hai ki tv rasoi aur hall dono se dekha ja sakta hai lekin mere kamre se nahi dekha ja sakta hai…raasoi se islie dekha ja sakta hai kyonki rasoi aur hall ke beech me ek choti si khidki hai jise rasoi wali platform hum bol sakte hai…
Khair…
Mai apne kamre me pahucha aur apne kamre wale khidki se hall ki taraf jhaanka…ye wahi khidki hai jaha se raat me hall se kisi ne humari Chudai dekhi thi…
Maine man hi man socha…
Ye bhi sahi hai ki raat me kisi ne bahar se andaar dekha aur abhi mai aandar se bahar dekh raha hu…
Lekin laakh take ka sawaal ye tha ki wo jo kai bhi tha raat me…chahe Babu ya Munni...usne to Chudai dekhi humari…
lekin kya mai waisa hi kuch dekh paaunga…?
kya Renu Babu ko degi….apni Bur abhi….?
kaash aisa ho paata…mai sach me mara ja raha tha dekhne ke lie…Renu ki chudai dusre se…chahe wo mera apna Beta hi kyon na ho…aur agar sach me wo mera Beta ho tab to maza aur bhi badhni hi thi…hai na….he…he…he…
Mera Lund hamesha ki tarah Bura soch ke hi Khushi se tanak ke khada ho gaya tha…aur uchal raha tha…maine usko chu ke dekha…mere Lund ke muh se laar tapak raha tha…he..he..he…
Khair maine dekha Renu…Babu ke lie nashta laai aur uske saamne baith gai aur boli…chalo khaa lo jaldi…
Kya kha lu…
Naashta aur kya…
Oooo…mai kuch aur samjha tha…
Kya samjha tha re…Renu ne thode kadee shabdo me kaha…
Nahi kuch nahi…tum baat baaat mee bhadakti kyon ho aaj kal…
Mai kaha bhadak rahi hu…mai tumhe abhi nashta de rahi hu to tum nashta hi karoge na abhi…
Haan…shayaad yahi sahi hai…
Tum pata nahi aajkal kya bolte ho….kya sochte ho ye meri samajh me hi nahi aata haai…pata nahi kya chal raha hai tumhare dimaag me…
Babu kuch nai bola…
Usne najre uthai…uski najar Renu ke Chuchi par thi…
wo Dheere se bola…mere dimaag me kyaa chal raha hai ab kya bolu mai tumse Maa…
Kyon…aisa kya hai jo Beta apni Maa se ya Baap se naahi bol sakta hai…
Rahne do…ho gaya na ab…
Maai to rahne hi de rahi hu…tum hi na kuch na kuch badbadate rahte ho…aur…ye kya hai…
Babu chauka…kya hua…
Itna baal kyon badha ke rakhe ho…Majnu ban raahe ho kya kisi ke lie…
Babu fir Dheere se bola…haan mai Majnu hi ban raha hu…apni Maa ke lie mai tumhe bahut pyar karta hu…wo ruka aur fir bola….mujhe….wo fir ruka…Renu ki Chuchi ki taraf dekha aur fir kaha…waisse bhi mujhe baal paasand hai…
Wo fir se dubaara bola…mujhe chikna wala pasand nahi hai…baalwala hi pasand hai….
Mera dil dhak se kia…aur Lund ne ye sun ke thunni maari…
Matlab…Renu ne uski taraf dekh ke bola…
Babu haste hue…matlab chikna sir pasand nahi hai baal wala hi sir pasand hai maine kaha…
Kuch der Renu bhi chup ho gai…
Haan to mai kaaun sa kah rahi hu….ki tum poore takle ho jaao…halke baal rakho sir me…
Babu fir hasne laga besharmo ki tarah…halke baal…yahi na…yaad rakhna…wo fir hasne laga…wo fir bola halke baal wale bhi achhe hi lagte hai…wo hase ja raha tha…
Ha to isme kya hai waisa hi rakho…aur aaaj hi katwa lo baal…aur wo uthne lagi…
Babu bola ruko na maa kuch aur baat karni hai tumse…
Ab kya hai…
Maa…holi aane wali hai…
Haan to…
Is baar holi me dogi na….
Renu fir fasi hui aawaaz me boli…
k..kya dungi…mai samjhi nahi…
Babu fir hasne laga poore dheethai se…aur bola…are baba rang lagane dogi na na maa….har baar ki tarah kamre me to nahi chup jaaogi na…
maine feel kia jiase Renu ki antki hui saans fier se stheer ho gai ho…wo boli…achha wo…
haan wahi….kyon tumne kya saamjha tha maa…
k..kuch nahi…holi aaigi tab dekhenge na…
nahi is baar aisa nahi chalega…is baar mere dost bhi aaenge ghar…holi khelne…
kaun dost…
Bablu aur Rajesh…do hi to dost hai mere yaha wahi dono aur kaun…
mai ab samjha ki Bablu aur Rajesh ka kya game plan hai…gaajaab kaa game set kia tha dono ne Babu ke saath…
achha dekhenge holi me…
fir thodi der shanti rahi…
achha maa…
kya…
kya bana ke khilaogi tum holi me hum teeno ko…waise…wo ruka…teeno ko ek saath khila to paaogi na…
kyon…aisa kya hai ki mai tum teeno ko ek saath kahan nahi khila sakti hu….
Wahi to baat hai maa…khana hi to nahi khilaana hai…wo ruka…special dish khilani hai…
Aaj Renu ko shabdon me hi Chod raha tha mera beta…
Maine note kia ki jab se usne Mastram wali kahani padhi hai uske personality me badlaav aaya haai…wo jyada confident ho gaya tha aur sharm ki to usne Maa Chod rakhi thi….
Aur ye achha hi tha uske future ke lie…
Aur Bhai islie mai kahta hu…agar Booker Prize ka sahi me koi hakdaar hai is duniya me to wo Mastraam hi hai…
Laakho ke zindgi badal kar rakh dia haai isne…ab batao aise mahaan writer ko Booker prize nahi milna chahie to kisko milna chahie…
Wo angrezi me likhe hue jhaanth jaise books ko…jiske ek page ki likhi hui baat ko samajhne me Maa chud jaati hai…yaha hamare Mastraam ki kitab ko dekho…pahli line se hi sabkuch samajh me aane lagta hai aur koi bhi aadmi aisa nahi hota hai jo uske likhe hue har shad ko naa padhta ho…apne jiwan me utaar leta haai bhai uske likhe har baat ko…aur kamaal ki baat ye hai ki ek hi kitaaab ko Maa,Baap,Bhai,Bahan,Beta,Beti…sab padh saakte hai aur saabko baraabar maza aata hai…aise hai humare Mastraam baba…namaan haai unko…
Aur ye angrezi ke writer…maa kasam kisi ko thik se kuch samajh me nahi aata hai unka likha hua lekin khali jalwa dene ke lie ki hum angrezi padhte hai…ye jatane ke lie lete hai unki kitab ki hum bhi modern hai aur bematlab ke best seller banate hai…
Mastraam ki kitab se jyada bada selling book kisi ka bhi ho hi nahi sakta hai…sab jagah available…kaahi bhi padh sakte hai…kabhi bhi padh sakte hai….yaha tak ki toilet me hagte hue bhi…bataao bhala aisa koi aur book hoga…he…he…he…
Haan to mai kah raha tha ki Babu Renu se maze le raha tha…double meaning baat kar raha tha…aur Renu ka halak sookh raha tha wo samajh bhi rahi thi lekin kuch kar bhi nahi paa rahi thi kyonki Babu turant baat ko palat de raha tha…
Bataya nahi maa tumne…
k..kya..
kya special khilaogi tum hum teeno ko holi me…wo bhi ek saath…
Ab…
Maine dekha Renu ne achanak Babu ki aankho me deekha…
Tum batao…kya khaaoge tum teeno…special…holi me…
Dono maa bete ki aankhe mili….
Dono me se kisi ne najre neeche nah ki lekin fir kuch pal ke baad…Babu ne Renu ki badi Chuchi ki taraf deekhte hue bola…aap hi bata do na…
Tu bol…kya khaana chahta hai…
Renu ki Chuchi aage peeche hone lagi kyoki ab uski saase tej ho rahi thi…
Mera Lund tan ke poora khada ho gaya maine usko bahar nikaal lia aur halke halke saahlate hue saaamne ka najaara deekhne laga…
m…maalpua…maalpua khayenge hum teeno tumhaari…
meri…ya mere haath se bani hui…Renu ki saanse bhaari hone lagi…
aapke haath se bani hui….mera matlab wahi tha…
achha…ras se bhari hui hogi maalpuwa…khaa paaoge….bahut garam hogi…uski saans bahut tez ho gai…
mujhe laga ab kuch na kuch ho hi jaaega…
kha lenge…kitna bhi garam kyon na ho…
achha…soch lo…
soch lia…
maine to kabhi banai nahi hai fir kaise kha paaoge…uski aawaaaz me ladkhadahat thi…ras choosna padta hai pata hai na…
Ab Babu ke aawaaz me bhi kampkapi si thi…t…tum sikha dena kaise choos ke khaya jaaata hai maalpua….
Aur bas tabhi…Renu uthi aur…
Chataak…
Ek jor ka thappad Babu ke chehre par….
Renu ke taang kaamp rahe the…
Sanaata…
Mujhe bhi kuch samajh me nahi aa raha tha…ki Renu ko kya hua…achanak…use kis baat par gussa aa gaya…thik hi to chal raha tha…
Babu ke aankho me aansu aa gaye…
Maine dekha usne apne aansu ponche…aur khada ho gaya…
Wo muda aur jaane ko hua ki tabhi Renu kade aawaj me boli…
Ruko…
Babu ruka…
Jarurat se jyada bahas nahi karne lage ho aajkal tum…
Wo chup raha…
Renu uske paas pahuchi…aur achanak use gale se laga lia…
Mai samajh nahi paa raha tha uske is ajeeb behave ko…
Wo rone lagi…mera pyara bacha…maine maar dia na tumhe…sorry beta….
Wo usko apne aur kareeb le aai…
Lekin Abhi kuch bhi aisa nahi tha jise mai kuch bhi galat kahu lekin…
Lekin tabhi Renu ne Babu ko chumna shuru kia…uske gaalo par pahle…
Babu bhi achambhit sa khada tha Renu ke saamne…wo samajh nahi paa raha tha apne Maa ke behave ko ki aakhir ho kya raha hai…
Renu usko khud se aur sata li…itna ki dono ke jism nischit hi ek dusre se ragad kha rahe honge… itna kareeb ki Renu ki Chuchi ki maslai hone lagi Babu ki chaati se…maine ye to nahi dekha ki Babu ka kya haal tha lekin Babu ka Babu jaroor hi khada ho gaya hoga…
Tabhi Renu ne Babu ke hooth chumne lagi aur tab maine dekha ki Babu thoda sa neeche hua aur fir upar hua…
dono khade the…
Mai samajh gaya ki wo thoda sa neeche kyon hua tha…
Nischit hi uska khada Lund apni maa ki Bur ke upar ab ragad khaa raha hoga…
Mera Lund maine bahar nikaala hua hi tha…maine muthiyana shuru kar dia….mujhe aise seen ki Umeed nahi thi…ye to gajab ho raha tha…
Renu Babu ke oonth choos rahi thi…
Maine dekha uska Chuttar thoda aage peeche ho raha hai aur kabhi kabhi idhar udhar bhi….
matlab saaf tha…Renu uske Lund ko apne Bur me ragad rahi thi…saari ke upar se hi…
Kamaal ka najaara tha…
Mera haath tezi se Lund me chal raha tha….
Aur Tabhi Renu ke sharer ne ek do bade jhatka khaye…
mai samjh gaya…wo jhad rahi hai…
waah…gajab…
Babu kuch samaajh nahi paaya Bechara…
Renu Babu se achanak alag ho gai….
Babu ka tanka hua Lund pant ke upar me bada sa tamboo banaya hua tha jo jhatka le raha tha…
Renu ne apne saanso ko sthir kia aur boli…
Kyon bahas karta rahta hai mere se….bematlab na maar kha gaya…ab chal jaa aur apni padhai kar…
Wo mudi aur rasoi ki taraf jaane lagi…
Maine dekha wo apne haath se apne Bur ko masal rahi hai saari ke upar se hi….
Mai samajh gaya ki wo apni Bur poonch rahi hai…
Babu kuch der wahi khada raha apne khade tamboo ke saath…wo abhi bhi kuch samajh nahi paa raha tha jaisse…
Fir wo bathroom ke taraf jaane laga…mai samajh gaya ki wo muth maarne ja raha hai….kyonki ye sab uske lie bahut jyada ho gaya tha aaj…
Mujhe uske lie Bura lag raha tha ki Renu ne khali apna kaam nikaal lia aur us bechare ko beech majhdaar me chod ke chali gai…
Mera ye seen dekh ke Bura haal ho chuka tha…meri speed badh gai thi….mai ye soch ke mast ho raha tha ki jis din Babu apni Maa Chodega to kya gajab ka najaara hoga…Jhaath wali Bur me naya aur apne Bete ka Lund le ke Renu kitna mast ho jaaegi…aaahhh….
Mere haath ki speed badh gai thi…Aur tabhi mere badan ne jhatka khaya aur param sukh pa alia…kuch jhatka aur…kuch pichkaariya…khidki ke paas wale diwaar par choot gai…aur diwaar ko safed rang se rang dia…
Maine ladkhadate hue apne lungi ke ek sire se use pooncha aur bistar me let gaya…
Dheere Dheere meri Aankhen band ho gai…
Mere andar ek ajeeb si santushti thi….