Fantasy Deva (The Assassin)

[Killerpanditji(pandit)]

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[mahadev31]

nice story ...

 

[Vikram Bhosle]

awesome update

 

[Vipul]

UPDATE 3
Mujhe yakeen nahi ho raha tha
Ki maine Apni didi pe hath uthaya
Man kar raha tha
Apne hath kaat daalu
Mama.. Deva yeh kya badtamizi hai
Tumhein aisa nahi karna chahiye tha
Woh tumhari badi behen hai
Aur ek ladki bhi
Mard ladki pe hath nahi uthate
Dev..yeh kaunsi book mein likha hai
Ki badi behen chhote bhai pe hath utha sakti hai
Woh bhi bina uski galti ke
Marte marte main bacha hoon
Lekin isne ek baar bhi nahi puchha
Ki main theek hoon ya nahi
Bas utha di hath
Aisi badi behen hoti hau
Aisi behen agar kisi ki ho
Toh laanat hai uski zindagi pe

Yeh sunke meeta wahan se rote hue bhaag gayi Apne room mein
Kajol mujhe ghur ghurke dekh rahi thi
Main bina kuchh bole Apne room mein aagaya
Aur gate lock kar liya
Deva..teri himmat kaise hui
Meri Didi pe hath uthane ki
Dev.. bachche zindagi mein humesha yaad rakhna
Agar tumhari galti nahi hai
Aur koi tumhare sath kuchh galat kar raha hai
Chahe woh koi bhi ho
Use uski aukaat dikha dena
Deva.. lekin woh meri didi hain
Dev..didi aisi hoti hain
Jab main tumhare sharir mein aaya
Toh tumhare janm se leke ab tak ki sab baatein mujhe pata chal gayi
Tumhare pita tumhare janm ke ek mahine baad mar gaye
Aur uska blame meeta ne tumpe daal diya
Is se jyada neech soch maine nahi dekhi aaj tak

Keh toh dev sahi raha tha
Lekin phir bhi main meeta didi se bahut pyar karta tha
Main unhein kabhi takleef nahi dena chahta tha
Mujhse kisi ki takleef nahi dekhi jaati
Aur jab meri didi ko takleef hoti
Toh main kaise bardasht kar sakta tha
Mujhe unse baat karni hogi
Lekin kahin unhone mujhe phirse peet diya toh

Aur uske baad meri gaand fatne lagi
Dil joro se dhadakne laga
Aur phir main behosh ho gaya

Mujhe pata hai ki deva is liye kamozr aur darpok nahi hai
Kyunki woh kaayar hai
Jiska dil hi janm se kamjor ho
Uski kya galti ho sakti hai
Deva behosh ho chuka tha
Lekin main abhi tak jaaga hua tha
Kyunki humara dil ek tha
Isi liye mujhe uska dard mehsus ho raha tha
Yeh kya baat hui
Main tujhse Nafrat karti hoon
Kyunki tere janm ke baad papa mar gaye
Fucking bitch
Main toh bhool hi gaya
Ki main usse pyar bhi karta hoon
Ab action ka reaction de chuka tha main
Lekin ab mera dil bhi bechain hone laga tha
Lekin ab main pyar nahi kar sakta
Kyunki zindagi mein maine jisse toot ke pyar kiya
Usi ne mujhe daga diya
Mujhe maar diya
Pata nahi kitni baar main Rachel ke liye apni jaan daav pe lagaya tha
Yahan tak ki ek mission mein jab woh fail hui thi
Tab uske baap ne use punishment di thi
Ki uske jism pe 10 cut kiye jaaye
Woh saza uske badle mujhe mili
Kyunki maine uske baap se kaha tha
Don't worry rachel
Main tumhein dhund lunga
Aur jis din tum mujhe mili
Main tumhare tukde tukde kar dunga

Main shower ke neeche khada ho gaya
Kuchh der mein Deva ko hosh aagaya
Deva..main kitni der Behosh tha
Dev..1 ghanta
Deva..mujhe apni didi se maafi maangni hogi
Dev..tumne agar aisa kiya
Toh uska gala kaat dunga
Deva..behen ke lund tu meri behen ko maarega
Dev..waah mere chuje
Ab tumhare andar bhi himmat aagayi
Lekin main jaanta hoon
Ki yeh himmat tumhein is wajah se mili hai
Kyunki tumhein pata hai ki main tumhara kuchh bigaad nahi sakta
Lekin aisa nahi hai

Main tumhara kuchh nahi bigaad nahi sakta
Lekin tumhein chhodke kisi ka Kuch bhi bigaad sakta hoon
Deva..yeh body meri hai
Tu ise hilake dikha
Dev..bachche ab yeh body meri bhi hai
Aur tumhari will power mere jitni nahi hai
Ki tum mujhe rok sako
Deva..aazma ke dekh le

Main hans diya AUR kapde pehen liya
Dev..yahan se gate ki doori 5 meter hai
Main gate tak pahunchne ki koshish karunga
Aur tumhein mujhe rokna hai
Deva..ok

Yeh bolke main apna pair aage karne ki koshish karne laga
Lekin deva ne pairo ko jameen pe jama liya tha
Main aur zor lagaya
Deva ne bhi apna zor lagaya
Ab tak main khel raha tha
Lekin Deva meri soch se jyada majbut nikla
Kisi bhi ladki ke kisi bhi ang ko dekhke uska lund khada ho jaata tha
Lekin apni mom aur apni maa ko dekhke nahi
Usne apne aapko control karna seekh liya tha
Lekin use nahi pata ki
Ek saal mein jitne din hote hain
Utne logo ko main ek sath maar sakta tha
Aur uske baad main apni aankhein band kiya
deva..yeh Ankhein band Karne se kuchh nahi hoga

Tabhi mujhe dikhne laga
Ki kaise dev ke mom dad aur chhote bhai ko kisi ne jaan se maar diya
Dev us waqt bahut chhota tha

Phir dev ne apni aankhein khol di
Uski ankhein ek dum laal ho gayi

Aur phir woh Apne pair aage badhane laga
Main rokna chahta tha
Lekin aisa lag raha tha
Ki 10 aadmi mujhe kheench rahe hain
Main apni poori taaqat laga Diya
Lekin main Dev ko gate tak pahunchne se nahi rok paaya

Aur tabhi gate knock hua
Main gate khola
Dekha mom thi
Woh muihse roti hui lipat gayi
Main..i am ok mom
Aap roiye mat
Mom..main bhaut dar gayi thi beta
Ki kahin maine tujhe bhi toh nahi kho diya

Yeh bolke mom rone lagi
Lekin mere dimaag ki batti jali
Mujhe bhi
Main..mom aapne pehle kise khoya hai

Yeh sunke mom ghabra gayi
Mom.. tere papa ko beta
Aur kise
Main..oh
Dekhiye toh kya haal kar liya hai Aapne

Yeh bolke main unke aansu pochha
Mom..main us ladki ka woh haal karungi
Ki woh paida hone pe afsos karegi
Main..aapko aisa karne ki koi jarurat nahi hai
Mom..deva
Main.. koi baat nahi mom
Usne mere sath bura iska matlab
Yeh thodi hai
Ki main uske sath bhi bura karu
Aapko koi jarurat nahi hai
Uske khilaaf complaint karne ki
Mom..beta yeh tu kya keh raha hai
Itna achcha bhi nahi banna Chahiye humein
Aaj teri kismat achchi thi
Lekin kal ko Woh kisi aur ke sath bhi yeh kar sakti hai
Main..aapko meri kasam

Mom..kya karu main tera
Kyun hai tu aisa

Yeh bolke mom chali gayi
Dev..wow mujhe nahi pata tha
Ki tum itne achche ho
Deva..main kisi ko takleef nahi de sakta
Dev..achchi baat hai

Abhi main kuchh aur bolta usse pehle
Deva ki payal didi aagayi
Uske room mein
Aur usse lipatke rone lagi
Jabse Rachel ne mujhe dhokha diya tha
Mujhe nafrat ho gayi thi
Ladkiyo se

Lekin payal yahin tak nahi ruki
Woh Deva ke poore chehre ko chumne lagi

Mujhe pata tha ki payal didi mujhe mom se bhi jyada pyar karti thi
Isi liye mere liye yeh normal baat thi
Deva..bas kijiye didi
Poora chehra geela ho gaya hai
Payal.. Deva mere bachche tune toh meri jaan hi nikaal di thi
Lekin mujhe pata tha
Ki tu wapas aayega
Main..aur agar nahi aata toh
Payal.. Deva aaj toh yeh bol Diya hai tune
Lekin agar kabhi tune yeh bola
Toh main apni jaan de dungi
Deva... Didi aisi baatein kyun kar rahi ho aap
Aapko toh pata hai
Ki main aapse kitna pyar karta hoon
Payal..main.bhi karti hoon babu
Lekin shuruaat tune hi ki thu
Deva.. achcha ab Kabhi nahi bolunga
Payal..kuchh khaya toh nahi hoga tune
Main abhi tere liye kuchh banake laati hoon

Aur phir payal didi chali gayi
Dev..haan toh main yeh keh raha tha
Ki tum us ladki ko maaf kar sakte ho
Lekin main Nahi kar sakta
Usne jo mere sath kiya hai
Use main sood samet wapas karunga


Tabhi payal didi mere liye kuchh khane ko le aayi
Aur mujhe Apne hatho se khilane lagi
Uske baad woh chali gayi

Behenchod jab se woh gate ke paas pahuncha tha
Tabse meri AUR gaand fat rahi thi
Kyunki woh meri body control kar sakta hai
Dev.. tumhein mujhse darne ki jarurat nahi hai
Kyunki main bewajah kisi ko bhi hurt nahi karta hoon
Deva..lekin tu Uske sath karega kya
Dev..woh main usse milke bataunga
Deva.. ek baat samajh nahi aati
Jab tu sochta hai
Toh mujhe pata chal jaata hai
Lekin abhi kyun nahi chal raha hai
Dev.. kyunki abhi main soch hi nahi raha hoom
Deva..aisa kaise ho sakta hai
Dev..main yaad kar raha hoon
Khud hi dekh lo

Aur jab maine dekha ki Dev se uske master ne uski hi qabar khudwayi
Aur use usmein use dafna diya
Bas ek pipe uske munh mein laga hua tha
Jisse woh saans le raha tha
Meri gaand fat gayi
Aur main behosh ho gaya

Deva ke behosh hone ke baad
Main uska laptop uthaya
Aur police database hack karne laga
Kuchh hi der mein main kamyab ho gaya
Uske baad maine us ladki ki car ka number plate search kiya
Aur uski saari information mil gayi mujhe
Tab tak Deva bhi hosh mein aagaya tha
Raat mein sabke sath khana khane ke baad
Main wapas Apne room mein aagaya
Aur jaise hi sab so gaye
Main chhat pe chala gaya
Deva..abe yahan se utarne mein
Kahin pair fisal gaya toh
Dev.. chup raho
Deva..main yeh keh raha hoon
Gate se bhi toh jaa sakte hain

Main chhat se neeche kood gaya
Ghar ke paas ek ped tha
Main uski daali ko pakad liya
Aur phir ped se neeche utar gaya
Uske baad main taxi pakda
Aur nikal gaya hospital
Kuchh der baad main hospital mein tha
Mujhe us ladki ke room mein jaana tha
Aur main jab wahan pahuncha
Toh woh ladki so rahi thi
Tabhi is idiot deva ne
Kuchh gida diya
Us ladki ki aankh khul gayi
Uski ankh khulte hi
Woh boli
Kaun hai

Jee main wardboy hoon

Oh aap hain
Lekin aap is waqt yahan kya kar rahe hain
Ladki boli

Main us ladki ko dekhke samajh gaya
Ki woh andhi ho chuki hai
Kasam se dil toot gaya mera
Itni khubsurat ladki
Andhi ho chuki thi

Jee main aapse kuchh puchh rahi hoon
Aap is waqt yaha. Kya kar rahe hain
Deva..jee main Naya aaya hoon yahan
Mujhe nahi pata tha
Ki yahab koi hai
Lekin aapke sath yeh sab kaise hua

Main Apne ghar jaa rahi thi
Tabhi meri car ka brake fail ho gaya
Aur meri car se kisi ki bike takra gayi
Uske baad meri car bridge ki boundary se takra gayi
Jab mujhe hosh aaya toh pata chala
Ki main andhi ho chuki hoon

Yeh sunke meri ankho se aansu nikalne lage
Bahut dukh hua mujhe
Deva..aapke sath bahut bura hua

Ab kya kar sakte hain
Upar waale ne socha hua hai
Ki woh mujhe duniya mein hi jahannum dikhayega
Bachpan mein mere mata pita chal base
Mere chacha chahta tha
Ki main apni saar property uski beti ke naam kar doon
Main unse kaha ki main unhein aadhi de sakti hoon

Lekin unhein poori property chahiye thi
Mujhe yakeen nahi hai
Lekin shayad unhone hi mera accident karwaya tha
Deva..aaap yeh sab mujhe kyun bata rahi hoon

Kya karu mujhe ek beemaari hai
Jis wajah se main jo bhi sochti hoon
Bol deti hoon

Tabhi mujhe kisi ke aane ki aahat sunayi di
Main window se kood gaya

Tabhi ek nurse aagayi
Nurse.. ma'am aap theek toh hain
Ladki.. woh wardboy kahan gaya
Nurse.. kaunsa wardboy
Yahan toh koi bhi nahi hai
Aap so jaaiye

Main Apne room mein baitha
Bas us ladki ke baare mein soch raha tha
Dev..so jaao
Suabh result nikalne waala hai
Deva..bahut bura hua uske sath
Dev..toh
Deva..toh humein uski madad karni chahiye
Dev.. aise laakho log hain
Unki madad karte karte zindagi kam pad jaayegi
Deva..mujhe uski madad karni hai
Dev.. kyun
Toh tum bhi wohi bewakoofi kar rahe ho
Jo maine kiya tha
Pyar duniya ki sabse wahiyat cheez hai
Aur waise bhi mujhe koi faraq nahi padta
Deva.. lekin mujhe padta hai
Dev..so jaao
Warna samundar mein jaake kood jaaunga

Yeh sunke meri gaand fat gayi
Aur main so gaya
Mujhe bhi deva ki takleef mehsus ho rahi thi
Use yeh kaisi beemaari hai
Kisi ki takleef dekhi Nahi jaati
Jab woh school mein tha
Tab use road pe kuchh bachche bheek maangte dikhte the
Deva unhein apna khana de deta tha
Aur khud bhukha rehta tha
Aaj jab uski mom use pocket money deti hai
Toh woh anath bachcho ko khana khilwata hai
Unhein kapde deta hai
Aaj agar main uski body mei. Nahi hota
Toh woh accident mein mar hi jaata
Bhale woh darpok kyun na ho
Lekin woh ek bahut achcha ladka tha
Aaj mera pariwaar hota
Toh main unke sath kitna khush rehta

Dev yeh sab soch raha tha
Aur hum uske bagal mein baithe hue the
Woh humein nahi dekh paa raha tha
Dev humara beta hai
Use yeh nahi pata ki woh khud Apne chhote bhai ki body mein hai
Uski maa bhi Meera hi hai
Aur uski behne hain meeta payal aur kajol
Hum sirf dev ke pita hain....

Mind blowing bhai...
Ek mobile main do sim aur yeh kya bhel puri hain dono ki???
Waise bhai savyasachi movie se inspired hoke yeh story likhi hain aisa mujhe lagta hain...

 

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Mind blowing bhai...
Ek mobile main do sim aur yeh kya bhel puri hain dono ki???
Waise bhai savyasachi movie se inspired hoke yeh story likhi hain aisa mujhe lagta hain...

Na bro maine toh woh movie dekhi bhi nahi hai

 

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UPDATE 4
Agli subah jab meri ankh khuli toh main dekha
Ki main park mein hoon
Behenchod subah ke 6 baje main yahan kya kar raha hoon
Dev..yeh meri aadat hai
Main subah uthke 2 hours running karta hoon
Deva.. Matlab tu 1 ghante se daud raha hai
Dev..haan

Meri gaand fat gayi
Main toh 5 minutes se jyada nahi daud paata tha
Deva..abe dard ho raha hai pairo mein
Ruk jaa saale
Dev..dard hota hai lekin bardaasht karna chahiye
Deva..mujhe bahut dukh hua
Teri family ke baare mein jaanke

Main kuchh nahi bola
Aur daudta raha
Park mein jitne log the
Mujhe dekhke hairaan the
Main pichhle do ghante se daud raha tha
Kuchh ladkiya bhi thi
Jo mujhe dekh rahi thi
Raees baap ki aulaadein
Deva..woh toh main bhi hoon
Dev..tumhein nahi bol raha hoon

Yeh bolke dev ne daudna band kar diya
Dev..mujhe laga tha
Ki tumhara Sharir itna jhel nahi paayega

Uske baad bhai sahab jitne bhi exercise ke baare mein main suna tha
Woh sab kar daale usne
Aur jinke baare mein nahi suna tha
Woh sab bhi kar daale usne
Behenchod do ungliyo pe toh aaj tak maine sirf goku ko khada hote dekha tha
Kahin iske paas superpower toh nahi hai

Behenchod sab hairan the jo park mein the
Aur ladkiya mujhpe haan haan pata hai
Dev pe fida ho gayi thi
Mere Kahan itni aukaat

2 ghante tak dev workout karta raha
Aur maine jindagi mein kabhi
Workouts nahi kiya tha
Aur mera sharir lagatar pichhle 4 ghante se marwaye ja raha tha
Lekin mujhe dard nahi ho raha tha
Na saans fool rahi thi
Warna jindagi mein insaan pehli baar agar 10 minutes bhi exercise kar le
Toh uski gaand fat jaati hai

Tabhi do ladki mere sorry dev ke paas aagayi

Hum dono kabse aapko Dekh rahe the
Dev.. main tv hoon kya
Jo aap dono mujhe dekh rahi thi

Dono jhenp gayi

Aap ne kaise Apne andar itna stamina banaya
Dusri ladki

Sorry main anjaan logo se Baat nahi karta

Aisa kya
Mera naam aarushi hai
Pehli ladki boli

Aur mera naam janvi hai
Dusri ladki boli

Mera naam zee tv hai
Dev bola

Yeh sunke woh dono use ghurne lagi
Aur apna lund unhein dekh ke khada ho chuka tha
Haaye kya maal thi dono
Behenchod main toh yeh bhi sochne laga
Ki kisko kis position mein chodunga
Aarushi ko prone bone position mein

Aur janvi ko spoon position mein
Woh alag baat hai ki main aaj tak ghanta kisi ladki ko pataya tha
Sonam didi ne mujhe pataya tha
Kyunki uske papa bahut strict hain
Aag Kuch jyada hi lagi thi choot mein
Toh mujhe patake apni aur MERI seal dono tudwa di

Haan toh janvi aur aarushi mujhe ghur ghurke dekh rahi thi
Behenchod meri gaand fatne lagi

Dev..mera naam dev hai
Aarushi..bahut ghatiya joke maara tha aapne
Dev..aadat se majbur hoon
Janvi..kis tarah ki aadat se
Dev..mujhe late ho raha hai
Kal baat karte hain
Janvi..aap humein nahi batayenge
Ki stamina kaise badhate hain
Dev..kal subah 4 baje aajayengi
Toh bata dunga
Aarushi..main chaar baje nahi aasakti
Dev.. aapki marzi

Yeh bolke dev wahan se aage badh gaya
Main Apne ghar mein jaise hi pahuncha
Mom mujhe dekhke hairan reh gayi
Mom..beta teri aisi haalat kaise hui
Aur itni subah kahan gaya tha
Main..park mein gaya tha
Mom..tu park gaya tha
Lekin kyun
Main..park mein workout karne jaate hain
Mom.. beta teri tabiyat toh theek hai
Tu aur park gaya tha

Aur mom mere maathe ko chhuke dekhne lagi
Main..aap bhi na mom

Mom hansne lagi
Aur mujhe Apne seene se laga li
Dev..yeh tumhari mom aur behne itna chipakti kyun hain
Deva.. saale meri mom hain
Dev..lekin meri toh nahi hain
Mujhe ajeeb lagta hai

Yeh sunke main mom se alag ho gaya
Aur apne room mein jaane laga
Tabhi payal didi Apne room se bahar nikli
Aur mujhe Apne seene se laga li
Aur mere gaal pe kiss kar di
Dev..yeh tumhari behen ke dil mein kuchh aur lagta hai mujhe
Deva..saale teri gandi soch hai
Dev..bachche itni ladkiyo ke sath main so chuka hoon
Mujhe unki aankho mein dekhke pata chal jaata hai
Ki unki ankho mein hawas hai
Attraction hai
Ya pyar
Payal.. good morning baabu
Kaisa hai mera bachcha
Dev..bahut achcha hoon meri amma

Yeh sunke Payal didi mujhe ghurne lagi
Payal.. chappal se maarungi
Agar mujhe Kabhi amma bola hai toh
Aur tu kabse rahim ki language bolne laga

Meri gaanr fat gayi
Dev.. din mein kitni baar gaand fat ti hai tumhari
Bata do sil diya karunga
Deva..saale khabardar agar meri family mein kisi se baat kiya toh
Dev..tum keh do
Inse chipke naa
I hate girls
Deva..toh phir aarushi aur janvi se itna flirt kyun kar raha tha
Dev.. because i want to fuck them
Deva..tharki saale
Dev.. ismein tharki waali baat kahan se aagayi
Woh dono mere workouts se attract hain
Na ki meri shakal se

Deva..aur attraction love mein badal gaya toh
Dev..aisa main hone Nahi dunga
Achcha lagna aur sabse achcha lagna
Dono ke beech bahut bada gap hota hai
Aur mujhe pata hai ki is gap ko barkarar kaise rakhkha jaata hai
Deva..par main unhein chodna chahta hoon
Dev.. you idiot
Humari body ek hai
Deva..abe saale lekin main unhein chodunga
Dev..tumhara kuchh nahi ho sakta
Deva..abe saale main itna chutiya bhi nahi dikhta hoon
Dev..tum chutiye nahi maha chutiye dikhte ho
Kahan meri body professional athletes jaisi thi
Kahan yeh sukhi bhindi ke andar main fans gaya

Payal..kahan khoya hua hai
Deva..kahin nahi didi
Payal..result kab niklega
Deva..10 baje
Payal..agar tu paas ho gaya
Toh tujhe is apni saari pocket money de dungi
Deva..thank you didi

Didi chali gayi
Deva..saale meri insult karta hoon

Tabhi mujhe alok ka phone aagaya
Main..bol
Aalok..bhai main pass toh ho jaaunga na
Main..randi yeh sochna tab chahiye tha
Jab poore saal gaand marwa raha tha
Rahim..abe hum teri tarah thodi hain
Kitaabi keeda
Aur betichod tune mujhe phone kyun nahi kiya
Jab tu ghar aagaya tha
Aalok..ghar aagaya tha Matlab

Aur Rahim ne sab bata diya
Aalok ko
Aalok..saale chutiye gaandu
Teri gaand faad dunga
Tu mil saale
Itna sab kuchh ho gaya
Aur tune mujhe bataya nahi
Main..are aalok mere bhai
Main tujhe Pareshaan nahi karna chahta tha
Aalok.. Pareshaan mera lund saale aaraha hoon
Tere ghar pe

Yeh bolke aalok ne phone cut kar diya
Rahim..main bhi aaraha hoon
Tujhe pitt te hue dekhne
Main.. chhinaal

Rahim Hansne laga
Meri gaand fatne lagi
Behenchod aalok majak majak mein bahut maarta tha
Aur jab serious hota tha
Tab toh aur jyada maarta tha
Dev..use main dekh lunga
Deva..abe mera dost hai woh
Khabardar use agar kuchh kiya toh
Dev..tum yeh baat jaante ho
Ki mujhe pasand nahi hai
Koi mujhe touch kare
Deva..lekin woh mera dost hai
Dev..dosti ki batti banao
Aur apni gaand mein daal lo

Main kuchh nahi bola
Kuchh der mein main ready ho gaya
Aur tabhi room ka gate khula
Aur aalok aur rahim andar aagaye
Main.. Dekh bhai tujhe toh pata hai
Ki mujhe kitna dard hota hai
Jab koi halka sa bhi mujhe maarta hai
Aalok..rahim gate lock kar saala
Jyada apne aapko qaabil samajhta hai


Yeh bolke aalok mujhpe kood gaya
Aur dev side ho gaya
Aalok munh ke bal gida
Shukar hai use chot nahi lagi
Aalok..saale ek jagah khada reh
Deva..abe meri marzi main batau ya nahi batau
Tu pehle hi apni Shaadi ko leke Pareshaan tha

Yeh bolke main hansne laga
Tabhi aalok mere paas aagaya
Aur maarne ki koshish karne laga
Aur dev ne uske ek hath ko pakda
Aur uski ek ungli ko daba diya
Aalok ki cheekh nikal gayi
Aalok..abe chutiye chhod mujhe saale
Yeh kya kar diya
Abe chhod dard ho raha hai
Deva.. promise kar ki ab kabhi nahi mujhe maarega
Aalok..abe ab sochunga bhi nahi

Dev ne uski ungli chhod di
Rahim hairan reh gaya
Rahim..yeh kya be
Tujhe isne rula diya
Aalok.. betichod ne pata nahi kya kiya
Aisa laga ki kisi ne ungli pe hathoda maar diya ho
Rahim..abe lagta hai tu paagal hai
Aalok.. haramkhor khud aake Dekh le

Rahim daant dikhate hue
Apni ungli meri taraf kar diya
Dev ne uski ungli ko alag tarah se daba Diya
Rahim aur jor se cheekh pada
Aur rone laga
Dev ne uski ungli chhod di
Rahim.. betichod ab kabhi tujhse baat nahi karunga
Aalok..ab pata chala ki Kaisa laga tha mujhe
Aur tune yeh kahan se seekha
Deva.. maine kahin padha tha
Rahim..saale aisa Apne dushman ke sath kiya jaata hai
Tu Apne dosto pe aazma raha hai
Deva.. saale jab pata hai ki mujhe halki si chot lagti hai
Toh mujhe bahut dard hota hai
Toh jaruri hai maar peet karna

Dono kuchh nahi bole
Phir hum sabne nashta kiya
Aur mere room mein aagaye
Mom office chali gayi
Dono Didi college
Aur gudiya aur main ghar pe hi the
Didi ne meri taraf dekha bhi nahi
Lekin yeh dev haramkhor unhein dekhta raha
Jab unhone dekha
Ki main unhein Dekh raha hoon
Toh woh breakfast beech mein hi chhodke chali gayi
Deva..saale woh meri didi hain
Dev..main kya karu
Jab bhi use dekhta.hoon
Use dekhte rehne ka man karta hai

Aur uske baad Hum result dekhne lage
Aur rahim cheekte hue bola
Ki tera bhai pass ho gaya
Uske baad aalok bhi cheekh pada
Woh bhi pass ho chuka tha
Main bhi pass ho gaya tha
Aalok...wow hum teeno pass ho gaye
Rahim..yeh pass hua hai
Betichod 99 percent laaya hai
Har subject mein 99 percent aaye hain saale ke

Yeh sunke aalok udaas ho gaya
Aalok..kitne dukh ki baat hai
Deva..saale ab tere papa Teri gaand maar lenge

Yeh bolke main hansne laga
Dono mujhe ghurne lage
Uske baad dono chale gaye
Yeh bolke ki hum chaar baje
Domino's jaayenge

Gudiya ka result ek hafte baad aane waala tha
Dev..kya baat hai
Tumne toh kamal kar diya
Deva..woh toh main har saal karta hoon
Dev..chalo darpok ho kamzor ho
Lekin smart bhi ho
Achchi baat hai
Batao kya gift chahiye
Deva..mujhe apni didi se sorry bol lene de
Dev..ok
Deva..thank you thank you

Pata nahi kyun deva ko Khush hota hua dekh
Mujhe bahut achcha lag raha tha
Maine payal didi ko message kar diya
Aur phir kajol ko bhi bata diya
Woh koi response nahi di
Woh sabse jyada meeta didi se pyar karti thi
Aur maine unpe hath uthaya tha
Jiska mujhe Zindagi bhar pachhtawa rahega
Ab main meeta didi ke aane ka wait kar raha tha
Lekin dar bhi bahut lag raha tha....

 

[Pta nhi]

Awesome update

 

[Iron Man]

UPDATE 4
Agli subah jab meri ankh khuli toh main dekha
Ki main park mein hoon
Behenchod subah ke 6 baje main yahan kya kar raha hoon
Dev..yeh meri aadat hai
Main subah uthke 2 hours running karta hoon
Deva.. Matlab tu 1 ghante se daud raha hai
Dev..haan

Meri gaand fat gayi
Main toh 5 minutes se jyada nahi daud paata tha
Deva..abe dard ho raha hai pairo mein
Ruk jaa saale
Dev..dard hota hai lekin bardaasht karna chahiye
Deva..mujhe bahut dukh hua
Teri family ke baare mein jaanke

Main kuchh nahi bola
Aur daudta raha
Park mein jitne log the
Mujhe dekhke hairaan the
Main pichhle do ghante se daud raha tha
Kuchh ladkiya bhi thi
Jo mujhe dekh rahi thi
Raees baap ki aulaadein
Deva..woh toh main bhi hoon
Dev..tumhein nahi bol raha hoon

Yeh bolke dev ne daudna band kar diya
Dev..mujhe laga tha
Ki tumhara Sharir itna jhel nahi paayega

Uske baad bhai sahab jitne bhi exercise ke baare mein main suna tha
Woh sab kar daale usne
Aur jinke baare mein nahi suna tha
Woh sab bhi kar daale usne
Behenchod do ungliyo pe toh aaj tak maine sirf goku ko khada hote dekha tha
Kahin iske paas superpower toh nahi hai

Behenchod sab hairan the jo park mein the
Aur ladkiya mujhpe haan haan pata hai
Dev pe fida ho gayi thi
Mere Kahan itni aukaat

2 ghante tak dev workout karta raha
Aur maine jindagi mein kabhi
Workouts nahi kiya tha
Aur mera sharir lagatar pichhle 4 ghante se marwaye ja raha tha
Lekin mujhe dard nahi ho raha tha
Na saans fool rahi thi
Warna jindagi mein insaan pehli baar agar 10 minutes bhi exercise kar le
Toh uski gaand fat jaati hai

Tabhi do ladki mere sorry dev ke paas aagayi

Hum dono kabse aapko Dekh rahe the
Dev.. main tv hoon kya
Jo aap dono mujhe dekh rahi thi

Dono jhenp gayi

Aap ne kaise Apne andar itna stamina banaya
Dusri ladki

Sorry main anjaan logo se Baat nahi karta

Aisa kya
Mera naam aarushi hai
Pehli ladki boli

Aur mera naam janvi hai
Dusri ladki boli

Mera naam zee tv hai
Dev bola

Yeh sunke woh dono use ghurne lagi
Aur apna lund unhein dekh ke khada ho chuka tha
Haaye kya maal thi dono
Behenchod main toh yeh bhi sochne laga
Ki kisko kis position mein chodunga
Aarushi ko prone bone position mein

Aur janvi ko spoon position mein
Woh alag baat hai ki main aaj tak ghanta kisi ladki ko pataya tha
Sonam didi ne mujhe pataya tha
Kyunki uske papa bahut strict hain
Aag Kuch jyada hi lagi thi choot mein
Toh mujhe patake apni aur MERI seal dono tudwa di

Haan toh janvi aur aarushi mujhe ghur ghurke dekh rahi thi
Behenchod meri gaand fatne lagi

Dev..mera naam dev hai
Aarushi..bahut ghatiya joke maara tha aapne
Dev..aadat se majbur hoon
Janvi..kis tarah ki aadat se
Dev..mujhe late ho raha hai
Kal baat karte hain
Janvi..aap humein nahi batayenge
Ki stamina kaise badhate hain
Dev..kal subah 4 baje aajayengi
Toh bata dunga
Aarushi..main chaar baje nahi aasakti
Dev.. aapki marzi

Yeh bolke dev wahan se aage badh gaya
Main Apne ghar mein jaise hi pahuncha
Mom mujhe dekhke hairan reh gayi
Mom..beta teri aisi haalat kaise hui
Aur itni subah kahan gaya tha
Main..park mein gaya tha
Mom..tu park gaya tha
Lekin kyun
Main..park mein workout karne jaate hain
Mom.. beta teri tabiyat toh theek hai
Tu aur park gaya tha

Aur mom mere maathe ko chhuke dekhne lagi
Main..aap bhi na mom

Mom hansne lagi
Aur mujhe Apne seene se laga li
Dev..yeh tumhari mom aur behne itna chipakti kyun hain
Deva.. saale meri mom hain
Dev..lekin meri toh nahi hain
Mujhe ajeeb lagta hai

Yeh sunke main mom se alag ho gaya
Aur apne room mein jaane laga
Tabhi payal didi Apne room se bahar nikli
Aur mujhe Apne seene se laga li
Aur mere gaal pe kiss kar di
Dev..yeh tumhari behen ke dil mein kuchh aur lagta hai mujhe
Deva..saale teri gandi soch hai
Dev..bachche itni ladkiyo ke sath main so chuka hoon
Mujhe unki aankho mein dekhke pata chal jaata hai
Ki unki ankho mein hawas hai
Attraction hai
Ya pyar
Payal.. good morning baabu
Kaisa hai mera bachcha
Dev..bahut achcha hoon meri amma

Yeh sunke Payal didi mujhe ghurne lagi
Payal.. chappal se maarungi
Agar mujhe Kabhi amma bola hai toh
Aur tu kabse rahim ki language bolne laga

Meri gaanr fat gayi
Dev.. din mein kitni baar gaand fat ti hai tumhari
Bata do sil diya karunga
Deva..saale khabardar agar meri family mein kisi se baat kiya toh
Dev..tum keh do
Inse chipke naa
I hate girls
Deva..toh phir aarushi aur janvi se itna flirt kyun kar raha tha
Dev.. because i want to fuck them
Deva..tharki saale
Dev.. ismein tharki waali baat kahan se aagayi
Woh dono mere workouts se attract hain
Na ki meri shakal se

Deva..aur attraction love mein badal gaya toh
Dev..aisa main hone Nahi dunga
Achcha lagna aur sabse achcha lagna
Dono ke beech bahut bada gap hota hai
Aur mujhe pata hai ki is gap ko barkarar kaise rakhkha jaata hai
Deva..par main unhein chodna chahta hoon
Dev.. you idiot
Humari body ek hai
Deva..abe saale lekin main unhein chodunga
Dev..tumhara kuchh nahi ho sakta
Deva..abe saale main itna chutiya bhi nahi dikhta hoon
Dev..tum chutiye nahi maha chutiye dikhte ho
Kahan meri body professional athletes jaisi thi
Kahan yeh sukhi bhindi ke andar main fans gaya

Payal..kahan khoya hua hai
Deva..kahin nahi didi
Payal..result kab niklega
Deva..10 baje
Payal..agar tu paas ho gaya
Toh tujhe is apni saari pocket money de dungi
Deva..thank you didi

Didi chali gayi
Deva..saale meri insult karta hoon

Tabhi mujhe alok ka phone aagaya
Main..bol
Aalok..bhai main pass toh ho jaaunga na
Main..randi yeh sochna tab chahiye tha
Jab poore saal gaand marwa raha tha
Rahim..abe hum teri tarah thodi hain
Kitaabi keeda
Aur betichod tune mujhe phone kyun nahi kiya
Jab tu ghar aagaya tha
Aalok..ghar aagaya tha Matlab

Aur Rahim ne sab bata diya
Aalok ko
Aalok..saale chutiye gaandu
Teri gaand faad dunga
Tu mil saale
Itna sab kuchh ho gaya
Aur tune mujhe bataya nahi
Main..are aalok mere bhai
Main tujhe Pareshaan nahi karna chahta tha
Aalok.. Pareshaan mera lund saale aaraha hoon
Tere ghar pe

Yeh bolke aalok ne phone cut kar diya
Rahim..main bhi aaraha hoon
Tujhe pitt te hue dekhne
Main.. chhinaal

Rahim Hansne laga
Meri gaand fatne lagi
Behenchod aalok majak majak mein bahut maarta tha
Aur jab serious hota tha
Tab toh aur jyada maarta tha
Dev..use main dekh lunga
Deva..abe mera dost hai woh
Khabardar use agar kuchh kiya toh
Dev..tum yeh baat jaante ho
Ki mujhe pasand nahi hai
Koi mujhe touch kare
Deva..lekin woh mera dost hai
Dev..dosti ki batti banao
Aur apni gaand mein daal lo

Main kuchh nahi bola
Kuchh der mein main ready ho gaya
Aur tabhi room ka gate khula
Aur aalok aur rahim andar aagaye
Main.. Dekh bhai tujhe toh pata hai
Ki mujhe kitna dard hota hai
Jab koi halka sa bhi mujhe maarta hai
Aalok..rahim gate lock kar saala
Jyada apne aapko qaabil samajhta hai


Yeh bolke aalok mujhpe kood gaya
Aur dev side ho gaya
Aalok munh ke bal gida
Shukar hai use chot nahi lagi
Aalok..saale ek jagah khada reh
Deva..abe meri marzi main batau ya nahi batau
Tu pehle hi apni Shaadi ko leke Pareshaan tha

Yeh bolke main hansne laga
Tabhi aalok mere paas aagaya
Aur maarne ki koshish karne laga
Aur dev ne uske ek hath ko pakda
Aur uski ek ungli ko daba diya
Aalok ki cheekh nikal gayi
Aalok..abe chutiye chhod mujhe saale
Yeh kya kar diya
Abe chhod dard ho raha hai
Deva.. promise kar ki ab kabhi nahi mujhe maarega
Aalok..abe ab sochunga bhi nahi

Dev ne uski ungli chhod di
Rahim hairan reh gaya
Rahim..yeh kya be
Tujhe isne rula diya
Aalok.. betichod ne pata nahi kya kiya
Aisa laga ki kisi ne ungli pe hathoda maar diya ho
Rahim..abe lagta hai tu paagal hai
Aalok.. haramkhor khud aake Dekh le

Rahim daant dikhate hue
Apni ungli meri taraf kar diya
Dev ne uski ungli ko alag tarah se daba Diya
Rahim aur jor se cheekh pada
Aur rone laga
Dev ne uski ungli chhod di
Rahim.. betichod ab kabhi tujhse baat nahi karunga
Aalok..ab pata chala ki Kaisa laga tha mujhe
Aur tune yeh kahan se seekha
Deva.. maine kahin padha tha
Rahim..saale aisa Apne dushman ke sath kiya jaata hai
Tu Apne dosto pe aazma raha hai
Deva.. saale jab pata hai ki mujhe halki si chot lagti hai
Toh mujhe bahut dard hota hai
Toh jaruri hai maar peet karna

Dono kuchh nahi bole
Phir hum sabne nashta kiya
Aur mere room mein aagaye
Mom office chali gayi
Dono Didi college
Aur gudiya aur main ghar pe hi the
Didi ne meri taraf dekha bhi nahi
Lekin yeh dev haramkhor unhein dekhta raha
Jab unhone dekha
Ki main unhein Dekh raha hoon
Toh woh breakfast beech mein hi chhodke chali gayi
Deva..saale woh meri didi hain
Dev..main kya karu
Jab bhi use dekhta.hoon
Use dekhte rehne ka man karta hai

Aur uske baad Hum result dekhne lage
Aur rahim cheekte hue bola
Ki tera bhai pass ho gaya
Uske baad aalok bhi cheekh pada
Woh bhi pass ho chuka tha
Main bhi pass ho gaya tha
Aalok...wow hum teeno pass ho gaye
Rahim..yeh pass hua hai
Betichod 99 percent laaya hai
Har subject mein 99 percent aaye hain saale ke

Yeh sunke aalok udaas ho gaya
Aalok..kitne dukh ki baat hai
Deva..saale ab tere papa Teri gaand maar lenge

Yeh bolke main hansne laga
Dono mujhe ghurne lage
Uske baad dono chale gaye
Yeh bolke ki hum chaar baje
Domino's jaayenge

Gudiya ka result ek hafte baad aane waala tha
Dev..kya baat hai
Tumne toh kamal kar diya
Deva..woh toh main har saal karta hoon
Dev..chalo darpok ho kamzor ho
Lekin smart bhi ho
Achchi baat hai
Batao kya gift chahiye
Deva..mujhe apni didi se sorry bol lene de
Dev..ok
Deva..thank you thank you

Pata nahi kyun deva ko Khush hota hua dekh
Mujhe bahut achcha lag raha tha
Maine payal didi ko message kar diya
Aur phir kajol ko bhi bata diya
Woh koi response nahi di
Woh sabse jyada meeta didi se pyar karti thi
Aur maine unpe hath uthaya tha
Jiska mujhe Zindagi bhar pachhtawa rahega
Ab main meeta didi ke aane ka wait kar raha tha
Lekin dar bhi bahut lag raha tha....

 

[Raja thakur]

Awesome updates

 

[Iron Man]

UPDATE 4
Agli subah jab meri ankh khuli toh main dekha
Ki main park mein hoon
Behenchod subah ke 6 baje main yahan kya kar raha hoon
Dev..yeh meri aadat hai
Main subah uthke 2 hours running karta hoon
Deva.. Matlab tu 1 ghante se daud raha hai
Dev..haan

Meri gaand fat gayi
Main toh 5 minutes se jyada nahi daud paata tha
Deva..abe dard ho raha hai pairo mein
Ruk jaa saale
Dev..dard hota hai lekin bardaasht karna chahiye
Deva..mujhe bahut dukh hua
Teri family ke baare mein jaanke

Main kuchh nahi bola
Aur daudta raha
Park mein jitne log the
Mujhe dekhke hairaan the
Main pichhle do ghante se daud raha tha
Kuchh ladkiya bhi thi
Jo mujhe dekh rahi thi
Raees baap ki aulaadein
Deva..woh toh main bhi hoon
Dev..tumhein nahi bol raha hoon

Yeh bolke dev ne daudna band kar diya
Dev..mujhe laga tha
Ki tumhara Sharir itna jhel nahi paayega

Uske baad bhai sahab jitne bhi exercise ke baare mein main suna tha
Woh sab kar daale usne
Aur jinke baare mein nahi suna tha
Woh sab bhi kar daale usne
Behenchod do ungliyo pe toh aaj tak maine sirf goku ko khada hote dekha tha
Kahin iske paas superpower toh nahi hai

Behenchod sab hairan the jo park mein the
Aur ladkiya mujhpe haan haan pata hai
Dev pe fida ho gayi thi
Mere Kahan itni aukaat

2 ghante tak dev workout karta raha
Aur maine jindagi mein kabhi
Workouts nahi kiya tha
Aur mera sharir lagatar pichhle 4 ghante se marwaye ja raha tha
Lekin mujhe dard nahi ho raha tha
Na saans fool rahi thi
Warna jindagi mein insaan pehli baar agar 10 minutes bhi exercise kar le
Toh uski gaand fat jaati hai

Tabhi do ladki mere sorry dev ke paas aagayi

Hum dono kabse aapko Dekh rahe the
Dev.. main tv hoon kya
Jo aap dono mujhe dekh rahi thi

Dono jhenp gayi

Aap ne kaise Apne andar itna stamina banaya
Dusri ladki

Sorry main anjaan logo se Baat nahi karta

Aisa kya
Mera naam aarushi hai
Pehli ladki boli

Aur mera naam janvi hai
Dusri ladki boli

Mera naam zee tv hai
Dev bola

Yeh sunke woh dono use ghurne lagi
Aur apna lund unhein dekh ke khada ho chuka tha
Haaye kya maal thi dono
Behenchod main toh yeh bhi sochne laga
Ki kisko kis position mein chodunga
Aarushi ko prone bone position mein

Aur janvi ko spoon position mein
Woh alag baat hai ki main aaj tak ghanta kisi ladki ko pataya tha
Sonam didi ne mujhe pataya tha
Kyunki uske papa bahut strict hain
Aag Kuch jyada hi lagi thi choot mein
Toh mujhe patake apni aur MERI seal dono tudwa di

Haan toh janvi aur aarushi mujhe ghur ghurke dekh rahi thi
Behenchod meri gaand fatne lagi

Dev..mera naam dev hai
Aarushi..bahut ghatiya joke maara tha aapne
Dev..aadat se majbur hoon
Janvi..kis tarah ki aadat se
Dev..mujhe late ho raha hai
Kal baat karte hain
Janvi..aap humein nahi batayenge
Ki stamina kaise badhate hain
Dev..kal subah 4 baje aajayengi
Toh bata dunga
Aarushi..main chaar baje nahi aasakti
Dev.. aapki marzi

Yeh bolke dev wahan se aage badh gaya
Main Apne ghar mein jaise hi pahuncha
Mom mujhe dekhke hairan reh gayi
Mom..beta teri aisi haalat kaise hui
Aur itni subah kahan gaya tha
Main..park mein gaya tha
Mom..tu park gaya tha
Lekin kyun
Main..park mein workout karne jaate hain
Mom.. beta teri tabiyat toh theek hai
Tu aur park gaya tha

Aur mom mere maathe ko chhuke dekhne lagi
Main..aap bhi na mom

Mom hansne lagi
Aur mujhe Apne seene se laga li
Dev..yeh tumhari mom aur behne itna chipakti kyun hain
Deva.. saale meri mom hain
Dev..lekin meri toh nahi hain
Mujhe ajeeb lagta hai

Yeh sunke main mom se alag ho gaya
Aur apne room mein jaane laga
Tabhi payal didi Apne room se bahar nikli
Aur mujhe Apne seene se laga li
Aur mere gaal pe kiss kar di
Dev..yeh tumhari behen ke dil mein kuchh aur lagta hai mujhe
Deva..saale teri gandi soch hai
Dev..bachche itni ladkiyo ke sath main so chuka hoon
Mujhe unki aankho mein dekhke pata chal jaata hai
Ki unki ankho mein hawas hai
Attraction hai
Ya pyar
Payal.. good morning baabu
Kaisa hai mera bachcha
Dev..bahut achcha hoon meri amma

Yeh sunke Payal didi mujhe ghurne lagi
Payal.. chappal se maarungi
Agar mujhe Kabhi amma bola hai toh
Aur tu kabse rahim ki language bolne laga

Meri gaanr fat gayi
Dev.. din mein kitni baar gaand fat ti hai tumhari
Bata do sil diya karunga
Deva..saale khabardar agar meri family mein kisi se baat kiya toh
Dev..tum keh do
Inse chipke naa
I hate girls
Deva..toh phir aarushi aur janvi se itna flirt kyun kar raha tha
Dev.. because i want to fuck them
Deva..tharki saale
Dev.. ismein tharki waali baat kahan se aagayi
Woh dono mere workouts se attract hain
Na ki meri shakal se

Deva..aur attraction love mein badal gaya toh
Dev..aisa main hone Nahi dunga
Achcha lagna aur sabse achcha lagna
Dono ke beech bahut bada gap hota hai
Aur mujhe pata hai ki is gap ko barkarar kaise rakhkha jaata hai
Deva..par main unhein chodna chahta hoon
Dev.. you idiot
Humari body ek hai
Deva..abe saale lekin main unhein chodunga
Dev..tumhara kuchh nahi ho sakta
Deva..abe saale main itna chutiya bhi nahi dikhta hoon
Dev..tum chutiye nahi maha chutiye dikhte ho
Kahan meri body professional athletes jaisi thi
Kahan yeh sukhi bhindi ke andar main fans gaya

Payal..kahan khoya hua hai
Deva..kahin nahi didi
Payal..result kab niklega
Deva..10 baje
Payal..agar tu paas ho gaya
Toh tujhe is apni saari pocket money de dungi
Deva..thank you didi

Didi chali gayi
Deva..saale meri insult karta hoon

Tabhi mujhe alok ka phone aagaya
Main..bol
Aalok..bhai main pass toh ho jaaunga na
Main..randi yeh sochna tab chahiye tha
Jab poore saal gaand marwa raha tha
Rahim..abe hum teri tarah thodi hain
Kitaabi keeda
Aur betichod tune mujhe phone kyun nahi kiya
Jab tu ghar aagaya tha
Aalok..ghar aagaya tha Matlab

Aur Rahim ne sab bata diya
Aalok ko
Aalok..saale chutiye gaandu
Teri gaand faad dunga
Tu mil saale
Itna sab kuchh ho gaya
Aur tune mujhe bataya nahi
Main..are aalok mere bhai
Main tujhe Pareshaan nahi karna chahta tha
Aalok.. Pareshaan mera lund saale aaraha hoon
Tere ghar pe

Yeh bolke aalok ne phone cut kar diya
Rahim..main bhi aaraha hoon
Tujhe pitt te hue dekhne
Main.. chhinaal

Rahim Hansne laga
Meri gaand fatne lagi
Behenchod aalok majak majak mein bahut maarta tha
Aur jab serious hota tha
Tab toh aur jyada maarta tha
Dev..use main dekh lunga
Deva..abe mera dost hai woh
Khabardar use agar kuchh kiya toh
Dev..tum yeh baat jaante ho
Ki mujhe pasand nahi hai
Koi mujhe touch kare
Deva..lekin woh mera dost hai
Dev..dosti ki batti banao
Aur apni gaand mein daal lo

Main kuchh nahi bola
Kuchh der mein main ready ho gaya
Aur tabhi room ka gate khula
Aur aalok aur rahim andar aagaye
Main.. Dekh bhai tujhe toh pata hai
Ki mujhe kitna dard hota hai
Jab koi halka sa bhi mujhe maarta hai
Aalok..rahim gate lock kar saala
Jyada apne aapko qaabil samajhta hai


Yeh bolke aalok mujhpe kood gaya
Aur dev side ho gaya
Aalok munh ke bal gida
Shukar hai use chot nahi lagi
Aalok..saale ek jagah khada reh
Deva..abe meri marzi main batau ya nahi batau
Tu pehle hi apni Shaadi ko leke Pareshaan tha

Yeh bolke main hansne laga
Tabhi aalok mere paas aagaya
Aur maarne ki koshish karne laga
Aur dev ne uske ek hath ko pakda
Aur uski ek ungli ko daba diya
Aalok ki cheekh nikal gayi
Aalok..abe chutiye chhod mujhe saale
Yeh kya kar diya
Abe chhod dard ho raha hai
Deva.. promise kar ki ab kabhi nahi mujhe maarega
Aalok..abe ab sochunga bhi nahi

Dev ne uski ungli chhod di
Rahim hairan reh gaya
Rahim..yeh kya be
Tujhe isne rula diya
Aalok.. betichod ne pata nahi kya kiya
Aisa laga ki kisi ne ungli pe hathoda maar diya ho
Rahim..abe lagta hai tu paagal hai
Aalok.. haramkhor khud aake Dekh le

Rahim daant dikhate hue
Apni ungli meri taraf kar diya
Dev ne uski ungli ko alag tarah se daba Diya
Rahim aur jor se cheekh pada
Aur rone laga
Dev ne uski ungli chhod di
Rahim.. betichod ab kabhi tujhse baat nahi karunga
Aalok..ab pata chala ki Kaisa laga tha mujhe
Aur tune yeh kahan se seekha
Deva.. maine kahin padha tha
Rahim..saale aisa Apne dushman ke sath kiya jaata hai
Tu Apne dosto pe aazma raha hai
Deva.. saale jab pata hai ki mujhe halki si chot lagti hai
Toh mujhe bahut dard hota hai
Toh jaruri hai maar peet karna

Dono kuchh nahi bole
Phir hum sabne nashta kiya
Aur mere room mein aagaye
Mom office chali gayi
Dono Didi college
Aur gudiya aur main ghar pe hi the
Didi ne meri taraf dekha bhi nahi
Lekin yeh dev haramkhor unhein dekhta raha
Jab unhone dekha
Ki main unhein Dekh raha hoon
Toh woh breakfast beech mein hi chhodke chali gayi
Deva..saale woh meri didi hain
Dev..main kya karu
Jab bhi use dekhta.hoon
Use dekhte rehne ka man karta hai

Aur uske baad Hum result dekhne lage
Aur rahim cheekte hue bola
Ki tera bhai pass ho gaya
Uske baad aalok bhi cheekh pada
Woh bhi pass ho chuka tha
Main bhi pass ho gaya tha
Aalok...wow hum teeno pass ho gaye
Rahim..yeh pass hua hai
Betichod 99 percent laaya hai
Har subject mein 99 percent aaye hain saale ke

Yeh sunke aalok udaas ho gaya
Aalok..kitne dukh ki baat hai
Deva..saale ab tere papa Teri gaand maar lenge

Yeh bolke main hansne laga
Dono mujhe ghurne lage
Uske baad dono chale gaye
Yeh bolke ki hum chaar baje
Domino's jaayenge

Gudiya ka result ek hafte baad aane waala tha
Dev..kya baat hai
Tumne toh kamal kar diya
Deva..woh toh main har saal karta hoon
Dev..chalo darpok ho kamzor ho
Lekin smart bhi ho
Achchi baat hai
Batao kya gift chahiye
Deva..mujhe apni didi se sorry bol lene de
Dev..ok
Deva..thank you thank you

Pata nahi kyun deva ko Khush hota hua dekh
Mujhe bahut achcha lag raha tha
Maine payal didi ko message kar diya
Aur phir kajol ko bhi bata diya
Woh koi response nahi di
Woh sabse jyada meeta didi se pyar karti thi
Aur maine unpe hath uthaya tha
Jiska mujhe Zindagi bhar pachhtawa rahega
Ab main meeta didi ke aane ka wait kar raha tha
Lekin dar bhi bahut lag raha tha....

Awesome Update
Park me do shikar mil gayi . Dev mita pe phida dekhte hai ab es mulakat me kya hota hai .