Nevil singh
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Main baitha kuchh soch raha tha
Kuchh kya soch raha tha
Behenchod payal didi ko chodne ke baare mein soch raha tha
Tabhi mujhe kuchh gaadiyo ki awaj sunayi di
Main ghar ke bahar dekha
Window se
5 cars khadi thi
Kareeb 100 log nikle the usmein se
Un sabke hath machine gun thi
Main window se kood ke bahar pahunch gaya
Raat ke kareeb 10 baj rahe the
Mujhe dekhke woh sab chaunk gaye
Main..aur madarchodo koi aur nahi mila
Jisse apni maiyya chudwa lete
Unke leader ka naam arnav tha
Ab iska naam is liye likha tha
Kyunki iska role hai story mein
Arnav..maalik ka hukm hai
Tumhein aur tumahre poore pariwaar ko khatam kar diya jaaye
Main..tera khyal hai
Arnav..dekho mujhe pata hai
Ki tumhari family ki koi galti nahi hai
Main unka rehne ka intezaam dusre city mein karwa dunga
Lekin tumhein marna padega
Main..ok
Arnav..iske hath bandh do
Peechhe
Aur le chalo
Ek aadmi meri taraf badhne laga
Main..i am joking
Yeh bolke main maara uske munh pe kick
Woh wohin dher ho gaya
Un sabne mujhpe gun taan di
Main..dekho mere bachcho
Main tumhein jaan se maar sakta hoon
Bas ek minute mein
Yeh sunke ek aadmi hansne laga
Main palak jhapakte hi uske saamne pahunch gaya
Aur Uske seene mein hath ghusake uska dil nikàal liya
Uska dil.ab bhi dhadak raha tha
Main use fenk diya
Andar ka haal yeh tha
Ki Kajol ne sabko apni powers se sula diya tha
Main..babua arnav dekho baat aisi hai
Ki main sabki maa chod sakta hoon
Bas kuchh hi palo mein
Behtar yahi hoga
Ki tum apne maalik ko khatam kar do
Arnav..main namak harami nahi karta
Main..toh theek hai
Kajol shuru ho jaao
Aur tabhi arnav ke saamne uski behen aagayi
Woh chaunk gayi
Main..yeh rahi tumhari behna
Agar tumne mujhe maar diya
Toh mere Marne ke baad jo bhi karna hai
Kar lena
Lekin agar maine tumhein maar diya
Toh tumhari behen ko apni rakhel bana lunga
Ab main itne confidence ke sath bola tha
Ki arnav ki gand fat gayi
Arnav..tum yahan kaise aayi pooja
Pooja..mujhe nahi pata bhaiya
Mujhe yahan se le chaliye
Bahut dar lag raha hai
Main..le jaao ise
Kal subah main tumse milne aaunga
Aur phir arnav apni behen ko leke apne aadmiyo ke sath chala gaya
Main..kajol jara chalo
Thakur se milte hain
Kajol aur main thakur ke paas pahunch gaye
Thakur ke dono pairo mein patti bandhi thi
Woh mujhe dekhke ghabra gaya
Main..haan toh maiyya chod
Tere aadmi ko toh main sambhal liya
Ab teri baari hai
Yeh bolke main Kajol ki taraf ishara kiya
Kajol ne chutki bajayi
Uske chutki bajate hi
Wahan paanch negro aagaye
Main..haan toh thakur dekh
Baat aisi hai
Mujhe koi shauk nahi hai
Kisi se ulajhne ka
Kyunki jo mujhse panga lega
Main uske khandan ko usi ke saamne chod daalunga
Ab agar tu Sudhar ne ko ready hai
Toh theek hai
Warna humare jaane ke baad
Yeh paancho teri gand tab tak maarenge
Jab tak tu mar nahi jaata
Thakur ki gaand aisi fati ki woh rone laga
Main..toh kya faisla hai tera
Thakur..main karunga
Jo bhi tum kahoge
Main.. theek hai
Uske baad main aur Kajol wahan se wapas aagaye
Lekin un negro ne thakur ko nahi chhoda
Woh paancho baari baari thakur ki gand maarne ke baad gayab ho gaye
Thakur tadapne laga
Jo ki Deva ko pata nahi tha
Yeh sab kajol ne kiya tha
Kajol bhi humri tarah Kisi ko maaf.nahi karti thi
Kajol ko bas isi baat ka gussa tha
Ki kisi ne aisa socha kaise
Ki woh Deva ko maar sakta hai
Apne room mein main rachel ka wait kar raha tha
Ki kab woh aaye.aur main use jer bharke dekhu
Kuchh der baad rachel aagayi
Aur main use dekhne laga.haaye kitni khubsurat thi rachel
Man karta tha
Ki use bas dekhta Rahu
Ab dekho bhai jo bolte hain
Ki main bas pyar karta hoon
Toh woh chutiya banate hain
Pyar ka matlab hi hota hai
Romance aur chudai
Baaki sab lundoore baaji hoti hai
Rachel..tum mujhe ghur kyun rahe ho
Main..apni biwi ko dekhna ghurna nahi hota hai
Bas yeh sunke Rachel ne mers collar pakad liya
Saali andhi thi
Phir bhi use pata chal jaata tha
Ki kaun kahan pe hai
Rachel.. aisi baatein karoge
Toh jaan se maar dungi
Main..main toh karunga
Tumhein jo karna hai karo
Bahut din se dekh raha hoon tumhara yeh natak
Are Dev chala gaya
Toh kya hua
Kisi ke jaane se Zindagi nahi ruki
Rachel..dev ka naam mat lo
Tum nahi samajh sakte dev mere liye kya tha
Main..kuchh bhi raha ho
Woh mar chuka hai
Samjhi
Yeh sunke Rachel mujhe thappad maar di
Behenchod kya ehsaas tha
Uske touch ka
Main..maarne se sachchayi nahi badlegi
Aur waise bhi main kaunsa tumhara kuchh lagta hoon
Badi aayi pyar karne waali
Itna pyar karti
Toh khud ko maar deti
Dev ko nahi
Rachel..main majbur thi
Main..dev ko koi nahi maar sakta tha
Tumhare siwa
Kyunki dev tumpe bharosa karta tha
Rachel rone lagi
Tabhi meri najar kajol pe padi
Jo gate ke paas khadi mujhe ghur rahi thi
Meri gand fat gayi
Ab baatein mind mein hongi
Kajol.. bahut chudai karne ka man hai na
Chaliye aapko dikhati hoon
Main..mere aur meri biwi ke beech mein tumhein bolne ki kya jarurat hai
Kajol.. kyunki woh aapki pehli biwi hai
Aur main dusri
Woh meri Didi hai
Aur agar aapne meri didi ko rulaya
Toh yeh hath dekh rahe hain
Gaand mein daalke munh se nikaal dungi
Madarchod kahin ke
Main..kaash main maa ko chod paata
Kajol.. chupiye
Aur phir kajol ne mujhe thodi der dhoya
Aur chali gayi
Behenchod kuchh bolunga
Toh sasur gaand faad dega
Nahi bolunga
Toh iski himmat badhti jaayegi
Behenchod biwi se kaun peet ta hai
Rahulwa ki beti agar biwi ho
Toh peetna padta hai
Main Rachel ki taraf dekha
Behenchod yeh sasur jee ki personality lund jaisi hai
Mujhe ehsaan hi nahi hua
Ki main apni rachel ko hurt kar diya
Main Rachel ka hath pakad liya
Main..baby i am sorry
I am sorry baby
I am very sorry
Yeh sunke Rachel rona band kar di
Rachel..yeh toh dev mujhse bolta tha
Jab main usse naraz hoti thi
Tumhein kaise pata
Main..woh Woh main woh
Rachel.. tumhein Mummy ki kasam bataokaise pata chala tumhein
Main..main hi dev hoon
Rachel..what
Aisa nahi ho sakta
Dev ko toh maine khud
Main..batata hoon
Aur phir main use apni aur dev ki sachchayi bata diya
Jiske baad Rachel shocked ho gayi
Rachel.. lagta hai tum paagal ho gaye
Yeh kaisi faaltu baatein kar rahe ho
Main..kaise yakeen dilaaun tumhein main
Rachel.. yakeen dilane waali baat hi nahi hai
Kyunki aisa ho hi nahi sakta
Tum bas mera jism paane ke liye yeh sab kar rahe ho
Toh theek hai yeh lo
Aur Rachel ne apni saari ka paalu niche gida diya
Ab lund thunak gaya tha
Man kar raha tha
Ki uski chuchiyo ko pakad ke masal doon
Hath bhi uth chuka tha mera
Lekin phir main ruk gaya
Main..ajeeb baat hai na
Main tumhein yakeen nahi dila sakta
Tabhi main jahan tha
Wahan se gayab ho Gaya
Aur pahunch gaya
Apne baapu ke saamne
Haan wohi Karan Rajput
Main.. kaise ho baapu
Karan.. woh behuda rahul
Main..sasur jee ko behuda Nahi boliye
Karan..hum tumhein kuchh dena chahte hain
Lund denge
Meri maa ko chhodke chale gaye
Bhai ki foster family khatam ho gayi
Bhai ko maar diya
Phir use meri body mein daal diya
Phir Rachel se Shaadi
Karan..hum apne bachche ki ek wish poori karte hain
Tum apni wish batao
Lekin Woh sirf present ke liye honi Chahiye
Main.. Rachel ki aankhein wapas aajaye
Mujhe aur kuchh nahi chahiye
Karan..ho gayi
Main..bas aise hi
Karan..tum kabhi bhi deva aur dev ka chehra use kar sakte ho
Main wapas Rachel ke pass pahunch gaya
Jahan Rachel ki ankhein band thi
Tabhi use main dikhne laga
Rachel mujhe dekhke uchhal padi
Aur mere seene se lag gayi
Kyunki mera chehra abhi dev jaiss tha
Ab dev bhi main hi tha
Meri aur bhai ki aatma ek jo thi....
