Romance Three Girls of My Life

[Yug Purush]

I don’t know how many of you are still active here, but I’m going to complete this story.
The hardest part of restarting and finishing any story is revision...at least for me. But now I’ve done that. So there’s a 90% chance I’ll actually complete it.
I’m not giving false hope. It’s just hope… because I always come back even if it takes 4–5 years and I finish what I started.
Let’s see what happens this time.

 

[Naina]

Ye stry predict nahi ho sakti

Haan ye to hai..
Khair...
ab jo bhi hai wo hai..
lekin bas roz ke 2-3 update aate rehne chahiye....

 

[Naina]

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[Naina]

Pratiksha ek update ke liye.... jisme aisa dhamal ho ki pura xf hil jaye

 

[Yug Purush]

Ye stry predict nahi ho sakti

Is story ka bhi 2nd wave, 3rd wave aayega

Harshu .. sab ka dimag mat lagwaaa..
Flow enjoy kŕne de..

Khi iss story me bhi atmakami ki trah suspense ghus gya... to sabki akal ghus jyegi..

Readers ko darane ka nahi.. Ye story meri tarah bilkul sidhi aur simple hai

Nice update

Thanx bro

I was looking forward to the thrill of the fight

Wait and watch..

Yahan romance dekh kar bramhit na ho... Yahan alag hi khel ayega...

These mind bending horror people...

atharva sanjana se hi shaadi karega story ke the end mein aur ye final hai

Atharva jinda rahega tab naa

तीन नायिकाएं हैं , उन्हीं में से किसी का कतल होने वाला है । तीन तीन शादी थोड़ी न करेगा अथर्व !

Kaun maregi...?? Any guess...

होता है ! ऐसा अक्सर होता है । ताव ताव में बहुत सी बातें ऐसी हो जाती है जिसपर बाद में पछतावा होता है । और अगर पछतावा न भी हो तो सोचने पर तो मजबूर कर ही देता हैं कि अगर मैं इस तरह से न कहकर इस तरह से कहता तो ज्यादा अच्छा होता ।
या इस मैटर को इस तरह से हैंडल कर लेता

अच्छा एक बात बताइये.. दार्शनिक तो नहीं हो आप ??? अब to aisa lagta hai ki sanju bhai ne sahi kah diya matlab sahi hee hoga.... eekdum satik varnan

I thought ki jis tarah se aag babula hoke ranjan gaya tha shayad hath mein kulhadi leke gaya hoga Jafar se ladayi karne ke liye... aur udhar se Jafar dagger leke aayega.... aur ab jaake lage ki upor STORY TITLE KE SATH JO KILL tag hai sach ho jayega
par afsos ek to ye teeno nihatthe gaye udhar bus stand.. aur upor se us Jafar & party ki bhi koi khoj khabar nahi
are harshit1890 sahab ye kaisa chaska laga diya aapne... ab to har story pe mujhe psychological thrill, suspense aur murder mystery hi chahiye
even gyani sir ki achhi bhali romantic story pe bhi chahiye

Tension mat lo... Incest ke aalawa sab kuch dalela hai apun ishtory me

Great update bhai..
Apne ko aisi feeling aarahi h ki Atharva ke sath koi kand hone wala h...aur uski kafi kuttai hone wali h ...khaire intezar rahega next update ka...

Yadi ye hoga nahi toh fir maza kaise aayega

ab ye nayi trick ved ki ,,, ki mira ke doodh peekar bata dega usko future me cancer hoga yaa nahi

Boobologist ju bhi ban jao.. Bahut scope hai is field me

ranjan ne sahi kaha ki jabse usse dosti huyi hai atharva udta hua teer le raha hai

Kya analysis kiya hai

Atharva ko janm dene wali bhi ek aurat hi hai.. ek jamane mein wo bhi ladki thi... Ye baat kyun bhool gaya wo...
Khair... mujhe kya.... tulsi is sanshar mein bhaanti bhaanti ke log matlab story characters

Deception King ko gaali

Chutologist aur boobologist
Jaise shabdo ke mahan aaviskarak lekhak ko dandwat pranaam...
Jsi ho prabhu...
Jeevan safal hua humaara

Next update me ek aur shabd ka awiskar karne wala hu main

लग तो यही रहा है कि संजना के बाद रिया रोज भी उसके लाइफ से अलविदा कहने वाली है । पर रिया रोज और अथर्व का ब्रेकअप कोई ठोस तथ्य के आधार पर होनी चाहिए ।

Ye wo umra rahti hai jaha shehar badalne ya 10th ke baad branch badalne pe bhi breakup ho jaate hai... Khair puri koshish rahegi thos aadhar dene ki

। गुस्से में शब्दों को कौन नाप जोख कर बोलता है ! गुस्से में मनुष्य अक्सर गाली गलौज की भाषा ही युज करता है । इसलिए मुझे नहीं लगता कि अथर्व ने गाली देकर कोई भी गलत काम किया ।
पर रिया ने जैसी प्रतिक्रिया दी वो सही नहीं था । जब वो शुरू से ही उन दोनों की बातें सुन रही थी तो उसे सोचना चाहिए था कि अथर्व ऐसा क्यों कर रहा है ? बिना पुरी बाद जाने वो अथर्व को कैसे दोषी ठहरा सकती है

अरे गज़ब... Ekdum same to same feeling apun ki bhi thi bade bhai likhte time

संजना के गर्दन पे चोट के निशान देखकर अथर्व का फिक्रमंद होना फिर कारण जानकर सीधे जफर को सबक सिखाने के लिए निकल जाना ! ये प्यार नहीं है तो क्या है !

Jafar ke prati gussa bhi toh ho sakta hai... Ki bas ek bahana mile... matlab aisa ho sakta hai.. Aisa hai hee.. Main ye nahi kah raha

Naukri pahle se hai launde ke pass abhi chhokri ka jugad bhida raha hai bhai apna... Chhokri bhi kaum ... Aafficee ki boss ... Maine bhi apne tranee manager ko jab saree me padhate dekha tha tab agle subah ki same feeling thi... Kya lagti thi ... Ufff ooooo .. Khair ...

Abhi sidhiyon ka vartalaap bahut hua... Affice pahunch gaye hain ... Dekhta hun kya hota hai...

Waise Sunaina madam ka loop kai ko dale.... Isse tab ki tab dekhni hogi jab ye aayega...

Sunaina mam past ki maal hai.. Aur story past me jaane wali hai..

Aise adbhut imagination... Engineering wala launda hai kya

Koyi shaq...

Gyani bhai ek sawal kaundh raha hai... Ye mobile pane pakit me rakhe hota aur kewal deo na lagaya hota to kya tab bhi ghar jata ya specially deo ke liye rukta... Bajar se kharid kar deo maarta

Bhai twitter pe koyi koyi log kahte h ki if you smell better, you look better. Sach mujhe nahi malum.aur ladka propose krne jaa raha tha.. Toh....

Launda propose karne ki hi soch raha hoga... Wo bhi love feeling wali... Warna "lund na kisi se darte hai hum"... Best slogan by land of white tigers laudas

When I read the story... What I do exactly explained by this ..

Teri mitti mein mill jawaan
Gul banke main khill jawaan
Itni si hai dil ki aarzoo
Teri nadiyon mein beh jawaan
Teri kheton mein lehrawaan
Itni si hai dil ki aarzoo

Apne padhne ka swag alag level ka hota hai... Aur fir apni feeling likhne ka bhi... But dusre threads par people take it otherwise...

Isliye abhi se comment ke liye ... Gustakhi maaf

Isko saral bhasha me batao

Are Yug Purush saheb kam se kam gupta ji ko dikha dete aap.... aur dekh bhi lete gupta ji to aisi Kounsi afat aa jaati... are thodi bahot entertainment ke liye sahi... unka mood fresh ho jata

Kahti mujhe khunkhar ho aur ideas khud deti ho ki Jafat ko chhat se neeche fek dena chahiye, Karan Naik ko jinda kaat dena chahiye, Gupta ji ko wo sab dekh lena chahiye

.kya ushe is baat ki itni bhi samajh nahi ki gussa sehat ke liye hanikarak hain..

Ab 18 saal ke ladke ko kya samajh...

Inn laundiyaao ko samjhna aur samjhana .. dono hi aafat wale kaam hai..
Ek to ye sunti nhi hai.. orř sunn le samjhti nhi hai...

Isiliye toh Angelina aaj tak turu lovvv hai

but akashar aisa hota ki jo log kann ke kache hote h vo achhe rishtey kho dete h...

Kan ke kachche.... Wah.. Kya shabd istemaal kiya hai.. Apun suna hee nahi tha ye dialogue

The
Ab firse padhna padega , kitne update tak pehle padha tha bhul gaya hu

Itneeeee update tak... 1 point

Deception king fail hogya aaj lgta hai
Lgta hai sanjana bhi jafar naam ki shi goli de gye
Lekin wo mini aur madhu ke saath gupta sir wala seen krdeta atharva toh epic tha
Wse lgta hai ranjan sanjana ko kafi hadd takk impress kr chuka hai jo khuleaam bola ki sanjana jaise ldki chaiye

Sanjana... Sanjana karke muthiya mat lena bhai

Wse lgta hai sanjana atharva ko sacha pyaar krti hai lekin atharva chutiya hai jo pyaar nhi smjhata. Riya rosie bhi chod ke chali jaegi uska baap ka transfer hojaega lgta hai .
Wse lgta hai quiz competition me baval krke manoge Yug Purush bhaiya

Shubh shubh bolo

Ab aisa kya kar diya bhattu ne..??
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Ab jab humara Bhattu... Sanjana jaisis ki chordh kar...
usske jije ki maa ko...
ki baat usske samane karega, to pitega hi na...

Waiting

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As Always Thannn......... Well, Dialogue toh pata hee h ki kya bolne wala hu toh... Meri taraf se khud ko thabk you bol lena...

 

[Fâķîřă]

Sanjana... Sanjana karke muthiya mat lena bhai

Na na jis character se pyaar hai wo mere signature me hai , uske jaisa koi nhi hai

 

[Naina]

Atharva jinda rahega tab naa

ATHARVA neeti ~
Atharva ko andhera pasand hai ... Dusman ke aane waale kal ki yaad dilata hai ushe.... Isse pehle ki atharva ka dushman apni pehli chaal chale ... Atharva apni agli chaal chal chuka hota hai.. Atharva apne doston ka haal pooche na pooche ... apne dushmano ki khabar hamesha rakhta hai.. Atharva ke samne insaan ke paas sirf do raaste hote hain ... maan jaye ya mar jaye ... jaisi uski marzi..
Atharva ke dushman ko yeh baat hamesha yaad rakhni chahiye ... ki atharva kabhi kuch nahin bhoolta

Taqat aur deception ek nasha hai ... aur atharva us nasha banane waali factory ka eklauta maalik hai..
Atharva ke dushman ... Atharva ke haathon marne ke liye hi paida hote hai...
isliye atharva ko maarna muskil hi nahi namumkin hai
aur aap bhi ye khwaab dekhna chhod dijiye ki aap kuch kar payenge atharva ke against.... kyunki atharva se takrana matlab sidhe sidhe sanjana se takarne wali ki baat hogi

 

[Yug Purush]

Update-61​

"Boobologist hai tu bsdk.....jo boobs peeke jaan jayega ki usko cancer hoga ya nahi..."

"Boobologist..?? " Ranjan hanste hue bola " Ved Sir Chutologist, Boobologist ke sath -sath periodologist bhi hai... Ladkiyo ka MC peekar unka blood group bata deta hai... "

"Bilkul... 2 saal wala MBBS kiya hu naa main.. Par Atharva ki fati hui hai, is baat se koyi inkaar nahi kar sakta..."Ved ne topic wapas mere dar ki oor modte hue kaha

“kya bol raha hai.. maine hee toh use yaha bulaya hai aur yaha aakar uska intezaar kar rahaa hu pichhale ek ghante se… ”

“aur ek ghanta baithenge… puri raat bhi baithna pade toh baithenge… jab tak wo aayega nahi , main jaunga nahi…”Ranjan apni sleeves upar karte hue bola…

“main kya bolta hu ki abhi apan teeno yaha se chalte hai… aur…”


Main abhi Ranjan ko waha se jaane ke liye bol hee raha tha aur yadi koyi mujhe disturb nahi karta toh guaranteed main Ranjan aur Ved ko manipulate karke waha se le bhi jaata… lekin main aisa kar pata uske pahle hee Jafar waha tantanata hua aa pahucha….. Aur bus stand ki kayi seedhiya chadhta hua mere thik saamne aakar khada ho gaya

“bol be…. Tune mujhe yaha bulaya tha… le main aa gaya…”apne dahine hath me pahne kade ko baaye hath se dabate hue Jafar bola

“toh kya sar par chadhega… peechhe hokar baat kar…”khade hote hue main bola

Main andar se kitna bhi bada fattu hoon, kitnabhi dara hua hoon... Kitna bhi nervous rahu.. Baahar se jhaat barabar bhi pradarshit nahi karta.. Aise hee thodi maine khud ko Deception King ki upaadhi di hui hai. Ekdum Oscar Level ki performance deta hoon. Jafar taqriban 20 ladko ke sath aaya tha… jisme se 4 ladke Jafar ke peechhe-peechhe bus stand ke andar ghus aaye the baki bus stand ke bahar khade uske ek ishaare ka sirf intejaar kar rahe the........... Shayad.


“tu bol madarchod… kyun bulaya hai” Jafar aawaz unchi karke bola

“teri maa chodne ke liye… par yaha bus stand me kahi dikh nahi rahi teri maa… kisi aur se chudwa rahi hai kya…? Randi hai kya bhosdiwali....?? Waise, kitne paise leti hai… dekh main pachis rupaye se jyada nahi dunga, itna hee budget hai mera aur isse jyada ki layak bhi nahi hai teri maa… afterall randi hai…”


Jaise hee maine Jafar ki maa ko ashabhya tarike se yaad kiya waise hee mere jabde pe ek ghusa pada aur waha mauzood 4-5 ladke jo Jafar ke peechhe khade the wo sab ikatthaa mujh par kood pade.

Ranjan bhi turant harkat me aaya aur ek-ek ko alag karke wahi bus stand me fekne laga…. Bus stand tha toh itna bada ki waha aaram se 50 aadmi khade ho jaye lekin andar ghusne ka jagah itna hee chauda tha ki sirf do-teen aadmi hee ek sath andar aa sakte the , upar se ground level se thodi uchayi par bhi banaya gaya tha bus stand , isliye andar ghusne ka sirf ek raasta tha... Aur wo tha seedhiyo ke raaste andar aana.


“bhag madarchod…”daud kar seedhiya chadhte hue Jafar ke dosto ko laat markar Ved bola… aur seedhiya chadh rahe Nagdi Gang ke front member ka jab balance bigda aur wo ulta gira toh apne sath kayi aur Nagdi Gang ke members ko neeche girate hue le gaya


Mere upar chadhe ladko ko ek -ek karke Ranjan ne alag kiya aur ab andha-dhun jo bhi uske hath aata, unko fode jaa raha tha aur jab bhi Ranjan kisi ko marta toh bahut bhayankar aawaz bus stand me hoti… pura danav tha, lawda.. Ranjan. ek-do ko toh Ranjan ne utha kar wahi bus -stand ke farsh par puri taqat se bhi patak diya… Ranjan ne Jafar ke dosto ko mujhse alag kar diya tha, lekin Jafar ab bhi meri gardan apni kohni me dabaye hue tha…. maine bahut koshish ki apni gardan chhudane ki lekin Jafar ne aisa jakda hua tha ki mere paseene chhut gaye lekin uska hath main nahi chhuda paya. Udhar Ranjan bhi busy ho gaya aur Ved toh andar ghusne wale jagah par morcha sambhale hue tha...


Jafar meri gardan dabaye pure bus stand me mujhe idhar-udhar lahra raha tha aur jab main apni taqat ke dum par Jafar se gardan nahi chhuda paaya toh ek mukka Jafar ke ghutne ke peechhe wale hisse me mara, jis-se uska ghutna mud gaya aur uski pakad dheeli ho gayi...

“ab tu maar lawde ke baal ko….”Ved door se hee chillaya…

“hoooooooof…”ekdum laal hua main Ved ki taraf dekha, use do-teen ladke jo seedhiyo se chadhkar upar aaye the pakadkar bahar kheench rahe the… taaki andar aane ka raasta saaf ho jaaye aur sab andar aakar meri kutayi kar sake.


Jafar ke ghutne mudne ke karan wo ghutne ke bal jameen pe gira tha. main Jafar ke saamne aaya, Jafar ab bhi khada nahi ho paya tha aur ghutne ke bal hee baitha hanf raha tha. Mauke ma fayda uthate hue maine kaskar Jafar ke chhati me ek laat mara… Jafar seedhe peechhe palat gaya… jise dekhkar Jafar ke jo dost bus stand ke bahar khade the wo aur uttejit ho gaye… Ved ab unhe akele nahi rok sakta tha aur na hee wo rok paya…. Ranjan bhi thak chuka tha aur Ranjan ke ek mukke ke jawab me do-teen mukke usko ulta pad jate the… main Ranjan ki madad karne uski taraf bhaga

“Joshhiiiiiiiiiii kha gaya be.... madarrrrchod… ”Ranjan cheekha….

“ladayi chalu ho gayi kya…”bus stand ke peechhe ek jhadi se aawaz aayi… aur Government school ke dress me ek launda OCB paper ko jeebh se chat-te hue un jhadiyo me se baahar nikla “abey teri….”


Remeber... Joshi...?? Jo hume tab dikha tha, jab first time main aur Ved Ranjan ke dhabe gaye the..?? Jise dekhkar Ved ne sawal bhi kiya tha, ya fir maine... Aur Ye wahi Joshi hai, jo Mira ke chakkar me already ek baar Jafar se bhid chuka tha.. Jaha Jafar ne akele me isko pel diya tha... Aur fir isi ke dar se Jafar kayi dino tak school nahi aaya tha. Joshi ka naam lekar ek baar maine Jafar ko dhamkaya bhi tha ki... Wo Government school wala Joshi aaj bhi khunnas me hai aur Jafar ko pelne ke jugad me hai.. Remember that...???

Anyway, bus-stand ke mahaul ko dekh Joshi turant government school ke ladko ko aavahan dete hue bus stand ki taraf dauda… jiske baad duniya ke har kone se government school ke ladke nikal kar saamne aane lage… har jhadi ke andar se, har ped ke peechhe se… har taraf se…. Kuch saamne seedhiyo ke raaste se toh.. Toh kuch bus stand me peechhe wali lambi deewar koodkar girte -padte.


kuch toh school bus se bhi neeche utar gaye aur Government School ke ladko ka bahut bada jhund Bus stand ki taraf badha …. Sabse pahle toh seedhiyo par maujood Jafar ke jo launde Ved ko bahar kheench rahe the unhe , Government school ke ladko ne wahi maar-maar kar upar se neeche feka aur fir andar aakar Jafar ke dosto ko peetne lage…. Jafar Government school ke ladko ko waha dekh…. Ekdum se utha aur bus stand se eka-ek direct neeche kood kar waha se bhaga… lekin Jafar ke pure dost nahi bhag paaye… taqriban 40-50 Government school ke ladke waha is samay mauzood the isliye waha kafi bheed jama ho gayi thi… ladne wale se jyada toh bus stand ke baahar us ladayi ko dekhne walo ki… us daur me log utna video nahi banate the, warna hum sab aaj tak viral ho chuke hote… us samay sirf tamasha dekhte the log.


Aaj ka toh pata nahi par un dino Bus stand me thulle bhi round par rahte the.... kyunki college ke ladke aksar ladkiyo se chhedkhani kiya karte the, us dauran, jab humari ladayi chal rahi thi.. Tab bhi 2 thulle round par aaye aur bus-stand ke bahar lad rahe ladko ko dande se peet-peet kar alag karne lage… main , Ved aur Ranjan ab bhi bus stand me the aur wo do thulle bus stand ke bahar lad rahe ladko me hee busy the….


“chal bhag Ved… yadi police walo ne pakad liya toh gand me danda daalkar gand ke bal hee latka denge”maine kaha aur bus stand ke peechhe 10 foot ki uchayi se neeche kooda…


Jiske baad meri dekha-seekhi Ranjan aur Ved bhi kude… hum dono bus stand ke peechee jaha jungle shuru hota tha , udhar kude the aur saamne ladke ek-dusare se bhide pade the… hum dono peechhe se koodkar saamne aaye , Police wale ab bhi ladko ko alag kar rahe the aur dande se peet bhi rahe the… is dauran ek do mukka police wale bhi kha gaye…. aur tabhi ek police jeep sansanate hue waha aayi…. Main, Ved aur Ranjan bus stand se thodi door khade the aur ladayi dekh kar maje le rahe the especially jab government school ke ladke police walo ko hee beech-beech me mukka mar dete the….


“yadi ye log turant shant nahi hue toh , jeep chadha de madarchodo pe….”Jeep se utarkar ek three star policewala cheekha…

aur uske aisa bolte hee jeeb me baithe ek police wale ne jeep start karke full accelerator diya… jiski aawaz itni tej thi ki sabhi ladko ka dhyan peechhe khadi jeep aur inspector par gaya aur sab ek-ek karke apne aap ek dusare se alag hokar khade hote gaye

“tum teeno idhar aao…”Inspector ne humari taraf ishara kiya…

“is madarchod ko kaise pata chala….”Inspector ke bulane par Ranjan badbadaya….

“shakal dekh humari… upar se tera shirt bhi fata hai… koi bhi jaan jayega ki hum teeno ladayi me the…”Ved ne jawab diya " peechhe se hee bhag jana chahiye tha.."

“kyun be… ande se nikle nahi aur gundayi karna chalu… tum teeno toh sanskar valley ke dress me ho”

“pata nahi sir, hum toh aise baithe the bus stand me… ye log aapas me ladne lage aur hum teeno beech me fas gaye…”Ranjan bola…

“madarchod chutiya samajh rakha hai kya… abhi pant utar ke gand me do-do danda marunga toh sab ugal dega….”


Ye sunte hee meri gand fat ke chaar ho gayi… behenchod ghar wale kya bolenge, rishtedar kya sochenge… school wale kya kahenge… apni toh gand hee mar gayi aaj... bol raha tha Ranjan ko… ki.. yaha se chalte hai, lekin sala yahi nahi maana aur yaha fasa diya… lambe se pelaya main ab….… Ranjan ka kya hai, uske baap ke toh kaan me joo tak nahi rengegi aaj ki khabar sunkar...lekin mere papa... Wo toh mujhe ghar se nikal denve. Pelaya lawda, main aaj... Lambe se.

“bhosdi ke… tum logo ki umra hee kya hai be… chutiyo. Padhne-likhne ki umra me kyun gaand mara rahe ho yaha…”constable se danda lekar jinhe us Inspector ne ladte hue dekha tha unhe pelne laga…

“abey ye toh Riya Rose ka baap hai…”Ved dheere se fusfusaya…

“tujhe kaise pata…”

“iske vardi me iska naam dekh… J.B. ROSE KUJUR… Rose... Riya Rose. Aur tune bataya bhi tha ki Riya ka baap inspector hai... Ye bhosdika pakka usi dogli Riya Ka dogla paap hai... I mean baap hai... Bole toh tera muh bola sasur... "

for update no.61

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[Aakash.]

Ladkiyo ka MC peekar unka blood group bata deta hai

By the way, Ved sir was not saying wrong, Atharva was scared... If so many people attack a man at once, what will he be able to do alone? Everything was fun if the policeman doesn't come in the middle, it would be more fun... Father in law has also come, now we should talk about marriage...
As always the update was great, You are writing very well, Now let's see what happens next, Till then waiting for the next part of the story.
Thank You...
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[mashish]

Update-61​

"Boobologist..?? " Ranjan hanste hue bola " Ved Sir Chutologist, Boobologist ke sath -sath periodologist bhi hai... Ladkiyo ka MC peekar unka blood group bata deta hai... "

"Bilkul... 2 saal wala MBBS kiya hu naa main.. Par Atharva ki fati hui hai, is baat se koyi inkaar nahi kar sakta..."Ved ne topic wapas mere dar ki oor modte hue kaha

“kya bol raha hai.. maine hee toh use yaha bulaya hai aur yaha aakar uska intezaar kar rahaa hu pichhale ek ghante se… ”

“aur ek ghanta baithenge… puri raat bhi baithna pade toh baithenge… jab tak wo aayega nahi , main jaunga nahi…”Ranjan apni sleeves upar karte hue bola…

“main kya bolta hu ki abhi apan teeno yaha se chalte hai… aur…”


Main abhi Ranjan ko waha se jaane ke liye bol hee raha tha aur yadi koyi mujhe disturb nahi karta toh guaranteed main Ranjan aur Ved ko manipulate karke waha se le bhi jaata… lekin main aisa kar pata uske pahle hee Jafar waha tantanata hua aa pahucha….. Aur bus stand ki kayi seedhiya chadhta hua mere thik saamne aakar khada ho gaya

“bol be…. Tune mujhe yaha bulaya tha… le main aa gaya…”apne dahine hath me pahne kade ko baaye hath se dabate hue Jafar bola

“toh kya sar par chadhega… peechhe hokar baat kar…”khade hote hue main bola

Main andar se kitna bhi bada fattu hoon, kitnabhi dara hua hoon... Kitna bhi nervous rahu.. Baahar se jhaat barabar bhi pradarshit nahi karta.. Aise hee thodi maine khud ko Deception King ki upaadhi di hui hai. Ekdum Oscar Level ki performance deta hoon. Jafar taqriban 20 ladko ke sath aaya tha… jisme se 4 ladke Jafar ke peechhe-peechhe bus stand ke andar ghus aaye the baki bus stand ke bahar khade uske ek ishaare ka sirf intejaar kar rahe the........... Shayad.


“tu bol madarchod… kyun bulaya hai” Jafar aawaz unchi karke bola

“teri maa chodne ke liye… par yaha bus stand me kahi dikh nahi rahi teri maa… kisi aur se chudwa rahi hai kya…? Randi hai kya bhosdiwali....?? Waise, kitne paise leti hai… dekh main pachis rupaye se jyada nahi dunga, itna hee budget hai mera aur isse jyada ki layak bhi nahi hai teri maa… afterall randi hai…”


Jaise hee maine Jafar ki maa ko ashabhya tarike se yaad kiya waise hee mere jabde pe ek ghusa pada aur waha mauzood 4-5 ladke jo Jafar ke peechhe khade the wo sab ikatthaa mujh par kood pade.

Ranjan bhi turant harkat me aaya aur ek-ek ko alag karke wahi bus stand me fekne laga…. Bus stand tha toh itna bada ki waha aaram se 50 aadmi khade ho jaye lekin andar ghusne ka jagah itna hee chauda tha ki sirf do-teen aadmi hee ek sath andar aa sakte the , upar se ground level se thodi uchayi par bhi banaya gaya tha bus stand , isliye andar ghusne ka sirf ek raasta tha... Aur wo tha seedhiyo ke raaste andar aana.


“bhag madarchod…”daud kar seedhiya chadhte hue Jafar ke dosto ko laat markar Ved bola… aur seedhiya chadh rahe Nagdi Gang ke front member ka jab balance bigda aur wo ulta gira toh apne sath kayi aur Nagdi Gang ke members ko neeche girate hue le gaya


Mere upar chadhe ladko ko ek -ek karke Ranjan ne alag kiya aur ab andha-dhun jo bhi uske hath aata, unko fode jaa raha tha aur jab bhi Ranjan kisi ko marta toh bahut bhayankar aawaz bus stand me hoti… pura danav tha, lawda.. Ranjan. ek-do ko toh Ranjan ne utha kar wahi bus -stand ke farsh par puri taqat se bhi patak diya… Ranjan ne Jafar ke dosto ko mujhse alag kar diya tha, lekin Jafar ab bhi meri gardan apni kohni me dabaye hue tha…. maine bahut koshish ki apni gardan chhudane ki lekin Jafar ne aisa jakda hua tha ki mere paseene chhut gaye lekin uska hath main nahi chhuda paya. Udhar Ranjan bhi busy ho gaya aur Ved toh andar ghusne wale jagah par morcha sambhale hue tha...


Jafar meri gardan dabaye pure bus stand me mujhe idhar-udhar lahra raha tha aur jab main apni taqat ke dum par Jafar se gardan nahi chhuda paaya toh ek mukka Jafar ke ghutne ke peechhe wale hisse me mara, jis-se uska ghutna mud gaya aur uski pakad dheeli ho gayi...

“ab tu maar lawde ke baal ko….”Ved door se hee chillaya…

“hoooooooof…”ekdum laal hua main Ved ki taraf dekha, use do-teen ladke jo seedhiyo se chadhkar upar aaye the pakadkar bahar kheench rahe the… taaki andar aane ka raasta saaf ho jaaye aur sab andar aakar meri kutayi kar sake.


Jafar ke ghutne mudne ke karan wo ghutne ke bal jameen pe gira tha. main Jafar ke saamne aaya, Jafar ab bhi khada nahi ho paya tha aur ghutne ke bal hee baitha hanf raha tha. Mauke ma fayda uthate hue maine kaskar Jafar ke chhati me ek laat mara… Jafar seedhe peechhe palat gaya… jise dekhkar Jafar ke jo dost bus stand ke bahar khade the wo aur uttejit ho gaye… Ved ab unhe akele nahi rok sakta tha aur na hee wo rok paya…. Ranjan bhi thak chuka tha aur Ranjan ke ek mukke ke jawab me do-teen mukke usko ulta pad jate the… main Ranjan ki madad karne uski taraf bhaga

“Joshhiiiiiiiiiii kha gaya be.... madarrrrchod… ”Ranjan cheekha….

“ladayi chalu ho gayi kya…”bus stand ke peechhe ek jhadi se aawaz aayi… aur Government school ke dress me ek launda OCB paper ko jeebh se chat-te hue un jhadiyo me se baahar nikla “abey teri….”


Remeber... Joshi...?? Jo hume tab dikha tha, jab first time main aur Ved Ranjan ke dhabe gaye the..?? Jise dekhkar Ved ne sawal bhi kiya tha, ya fir maine... Aur Ye wahi Joshi hai, jo Mira ke chakkar me already ek baar Jafar se bhid chuka tha.. Jaha Jafar ne akele me isko pel diya tha... Aur fir isi ke dar se Jafar kayi dino tak school nahi aaya tha. Joshi ka naam lekar ek baar maine Jafar ko dhamkaya bhi tha ki... Wo Government school wala Joshi aaj bhi khunnas me hai aur Jafar ko pelne ke jugad me hai.. Remember that...???

Anyway, bus-stand ke mahaul ko dekh Joshi turant government school ke ladko ko aavahan dete hue bus stand ki taraf dauda… jiske baad duniya ke har kone se government school ke ladke nikal kar saamne aane lage… har jhadi ke andar se, har ped ke peechhe se… har taraf se…. Kuch saamne seedhiyo ke raaste se toh.. Toh kuch bus stand me peechhe wali lambi deewar koodkar girte -padte.


kuch toh school bus se bhi neeche utar gaye aur Government School ke ladko ka bahut bada jhund Bus stand ki taraf badha …. Sabse pahle toh seedhiyo par maujood Jafar ke jo launde Ved ko bahar kheench rahe the unhe , Government school ke ladko ne wahi maar-maar kar upar se neeche feka aur fir andar aakar Jafar ke dosto ko peetne lage…. Jafar Government school ke ladko ko waha dekh…. Ekdum se utha aur bus stand se eka-ek direct neeche kood kar waha se bhaga… lekin Jafar ke pure dost nahi bhag paaye… taqriban 40-50 Government school ke ladke waha is samay mauzood the isliye waha kafi bheed jama ho gayi thi… ladne wale se jyada toh bus stand ke baahar us ladayi ko dekhne walo ki… us daur me log utna video nahi banate the, warna hum sab aaj tak viral ho chuke hote… us samay sirf tamasha dekhte the log.


Aaj ka toh pata nahi par un dino Bus stand me thulle bhi round par rahte the.... kyunki college ke ladke aksar ladkiyo se chhedkhani kiya karte the, us dauran, jab humari ladayi chal rahi thi.. Tab bhi 2 thulle round par aaye aur bus-stand ke bahar lad rahe ladko ko dande se peet-peet kar alag karne lage… main , Ved aur Ranjan ab bhi bus stand me the aur wo do thulle bus stand ke bahar lad rahe ladko me hee busy the….


“chal bhag Ved… yadi police walo ne pakad liya toh gand me danda daalkar gand ke bal hee latka denge”maine kaha aur bus stand ke peechhe 10 foot ki uchayi se neeche kooda…


Jiske baad meri dekha-seekhi Ranjan aur Ved bhi kude… hum dono bus stand ke peechee jaha jungle shuru hota tha , udhar kude the aur saamne ladke ek-dusare se bhide pade the… hum dono peechhe se koodkar saamne aaye , Police wale ab bhi ladko ko alag kar rahe the aur dande se peet bhi rahe the… is dauran ek do mukka police wale bhi kha gaye…. aur tabhi ek police jeep sansanate hue waha aayi…. Main, Ved aur Ranjan bus stand se thodi door khade the aur ladayi dekh kar maje le rahe the especially jab government school ke ladke police walo ko hee beech-beech me mukka mar dete the….


“yadi ye log turant shant nahi hue toh , jeep chadha de madarchodo pe….”Jeep se utarkar ek three star policewala cheekha…

aur uske aisa bolte hee jeeb me baithe ek police wale ne jeep start karke full accelerator diya… jiski aawaz itni tej thi ki sabhi ladko ka dhyan peechhe khadi jeep aur inspector par gaya aur sab ek-ek karke apne aap ek dusare se alag hokar khade hote gaye

“tum teeno idhar aao…”Inspector ne humari taraf ishara kiya…

“is madarchod ko kaise pata chala….”Inspector ke bulane par Ranjan badbadaya….

“shakal dekh humari… upar se tera shirt bhi fata hai… koi bhi jaan jayega ki hum teeno ladayi me the…”Ved ne jawab diya " peechhe se hee bhag jana chahiye tha.."

“kyun be… ande se nikle nahi aur gundayi karna chalu… tum teeno toh sanskar valley ke dress me ho”

“pata nahi sir, hum toh aise baithe the bus stand me… ye log aapas me ladne lage aur hum teeno beech me fas gaye…”Ranjan bola…

“madarchod chutiya samajh rakha hai kya… abhi pant utar ke gand me do-do danda marunga toh sab ugal dega….”


Ye sunte hee meri gand fat ke chaar ho gayi… behenchod ghar wale kya bolenge, rishtedar kya sochenge… school wale kya kahenge… apni toh gand hee mar gayi aaj... bol raha tha Ranjan ko… ki.. yaha se chalte hai, lekin sala yahi nahi maana aur yaha fasa diya… lambe se pelaya main ab….… Ranjan ka kya hai, uske baap ke toh kaan me joo tak nahi rengegi aaj ki khabar sunkar...lekin mere papa... Wo toh mujhe ghar se nikal denve. Pelaya lawda, main aaj... Lambe se.

“bhosdi ke… tum logo ki umra hee kya hai be… chutiyo. Padhne-likhne ki umra me kyun gaand mara rahe ho yaha…”constable se danda lekar jinhe us Inspector ne ladte hue dekha tha unhe pelne laga…

“abey ye toh Riya Rose ka baap hai…”Ved dheere se fusfusaya…

“tujhe kaise pata…”

“iske vardi me iska naam dekh… J.B. ROSE KUJUR… Rose... Riya Rose. Aur tune bataya bhi tha ki Riya ka baap inspector hai... Ye bhosdika pakka usi dogli Riya Ka dogla paap hai... I mean baap hai... Bole toh tera muh bola sasur... "

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