Romance Ek Hateli Lovestory ;) (complete)

[Adirshi]

Superb story

thank you

 

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[vmvish]

Update 1​

Aniket Narayanrao Rane, ek dildaar dilkhulas dilfek vyaktimatva, apne selmon bhoi ka dialogue hai na mere bare me jyada mat sochna main dil me aata hu samajh me nahi ha wo dialogue is bande pe puri tarah se fit baithta hai

Kya hai na apna hero jara ulti khopdi hai , matlab uske dimag me kab kya aa jaye wo kisko kya bol de kuch nahi keh sakte, ha par ek baat hai banda dil ka bada saaf hai munda dilda ni mada siddhu moosewala nai aniket rane

Aniket ko samajhna hai to uske janm se dekhna padega kyuki aksar aise namune jaldi samajh me nahi aate aur dimag se nahi dil se sochna dimag lagane lagoge to kuch palle nai padega maine khud itna jyada dimag nahi lagaya hai

Bujhe... To chalo fir chalte hai Aniket ke ghar uske janm se is kahani ki shuruwat karne



To once upon a time kisi ek gaon main Narayanrao Rane naam ke ek suprasiddh aur rahees vyapari rehte the , uperwale ka diya unke paas sabkuch tha daulat sohrat ijjat, aaju baju ke parisar me unke bas naam se hi kaam ho jaya karta tha, Narayanrao ko apne gaon se apni matrubhumi se bada prem tha isiliye wo apni patni ke sAth gaon me hi rehte the, unki ek badi dukan thi gaon me aur sath hi wo 80acre khet ke bhi malik the aur iske sath sath apne kshetra me unki raajneeti par bhi achi pakad thi, Narayanrao ko apni sari sampatti apne purvajo se mili thi aur unhone use apni mehnat se dugna kiya tha, unki patni kaushalya bhi ek samanjas stri thi, dono pati patni ka gaon me bahut maan samman tha, ghar me naukar chakar lage the uper se sab acha dikh raha tha par dono pati patni ke man me ek khalal thi, unki shaadi ko dus saal ho gaye the par abhi tak unke koi aulaad nahi huyi thi..

Waise dekha jaye to kaushalya ek dharmik mahila thi, riti rivaj, pooja archa wo sab kuch karti thi. Gaon me maruti ka ek jagrut mandir tha aur kaushalya ki unpar atut shraddha thi, wo roj mandir jati aur bhagwan se bas itna maangti ke uski kokh bhar de aur aakhir kaar bhagwan bhi kab tak apne bhakt ko taraste unhone kaushalya ki jholi bhar thi aur wo garbhvati huyi

Narayanrao aksar kaushalya ko maskhari me kehte ki

Narayanrao- kaushalya jara sambhal ke ha, maruti ko vardaan manga hai dekhna unhi ke jaisa hoga hamara baccha

Narayanrao ka bolna ek hisab se sahi bhi nikla, pet me hi us bacche se aisi dhoom machayi ke kaushalya hairan ho gayi

Maruti ke us vardan ne nau mahine bhi pet me raah nahi dekhi aur aathve mahine me hi baccha baahar,

Narayanrao aur kaushalya ko putraratna ki prapti huyi thi, shadi ke dus saal baad unke ghar me khushiyan aayi thi, unke harsh ka koi thikana hi nahi tha Narayanrao ne pure gain me mithaiyan batwayi wo ab baap jo ban gaye the

Narayanrao aur kaushalya ne bade prem se apne bacche ka naam aniket rakha, Aniket dikhne me bhi bada cute tha use dekhte hi koi bhi god me lele par ye baccha kisi ke paas nahi jata tha, Aniket ke kafi laadchav huye aur dekhte dekhte samay apni gati se chalta raha

Maruti ke vardaan se prapt huye is bacche ne ab apna pratap dikhana shuru kar diya tha, dekhte dekhte aniket school me pahucha aur waha to mano use ek naya vishwa mil gaya ho, ab ghar me udham machane wala aniket school me udham machane laga tha, pehle to wo ro ro ke school sar pe utha leta tha jisse teachers ko use chhodne ghar par aana padta tha, pehle jo masti aniket ghar me karta tha ab wo school me karne laga tha aur jaise jaise wo bada hota raha uski shararate bhi badhti rahi, kabhi kisi ladki ki chotiya bandh deta to kabhi kisi ke jute ki lace,

Ab aniket ki complaints ghar tak bhi aane lagi thi, aniket apni maa ka ladaka tha par Narayanrao kadak aadmi the fir kya tha jaise hi complaint aayi unhone aniket ko mast sut diya, aniket ek kone me baitha ro raha tha aur uski maa use samjhane ka prayas kar rahi thi

Kaushalya- anu bete rote nahi aise, tum bade ho gaye ho ab, ache bacche jaise rehna chahiye na...

Maa ki baat sunkar aniket ne sar uthakar uper ki taraf apni maa ko dekha aur kaushalya ko bhi samajhte der nahi lagi ke aniket maar ko bhulkar wapis se pehle wale mood me aa gaya hai

Aniket- maa main bada ho gaya hu?

Kaushalya- Ha to! Ab bade ho gaye ho tum..

Aniket-kitna bada?

Fir kaushalya ne use hath se ishara karke bataya

Kaushalya-itna bada!

Aniket- Maa main bada ho gaya hu to tum to fir buddhi huyi na...

Kaushalya ne jaise hi aniket ke muh se apne liye buddhi suna uske ek jordar mukka uski peeth pe jad diya

Kaushalya- nalayak apni maa ko buddhi bolta hai, ruk abhi batati hu tujhe

Par kaushalya jab tak jhadu lekar aniket ko maarti ye bhaisaab wo waha se bhag liye the

Kaushalya(upar bhagwan ki taraf dekhte huye)- hey bhagwan ek baccha manga tha ye to aapne bander de diya

Kaushalya ne jhadu rakha aur kitchen ki taraf jane lagi itne ne fir se aniket ka awaj aaya

Aniket- aye buddhi

Kaushalya wapis use pakadti tab tak to aniket waha se gayab ho gaya tha aur kaushalya bechari piche chillati rahi

Narayanrao ka dukan ghar se thodi hi dur tha to aniket bhagte huye waha pahuch gaya aur dukan me pahuchte hi uske dimag me ek nayi shararat ne janm le liya aur wo ekdum bhola chehra bana ke Narayanrao se bola

Aniket- papa wo maa ne ghar bulaya hai aapko wo koi buddhi aayi hai jaldi bulaya hai

Ab isse pehle hi Narayanrao usse kuch puchte ye bhaisab bhag liye dosto ke sath khelne aur Narayanrao ghar aaye aur aate hi unhone kaushalya ko awaj lagayi to kaushalya bhi kitchen se apne hath poochte huye bahar aayi

Narayanrao- kya hua hai kaun buddhi aayi hai?

Narayanrao ki baat sun kar kaushalya ne apna matha pit liya

Narayanrao- arey kya hua hai kaun aaya hai? Aniket bata raha tha

Kaushalya apne hath ki chudiya uper karti huyi boli

Kaushalya-aaj to aane do use ghar, aaj tumhare bete ki khair nahi, mujhe buddhi bolega, aaj to bas aane do use...


Ab tak Narayanrao ke samajh me pura ghatna kram aa chuka tha aur wo has rahe the jise dekh kar kaushalya aur bhi jyada chid gayi

Kaushalya- aapko hasne ko kya hua, aap kyu has rahe hai, jaisa baap waisa beta, aapko bhi samajh nahi hai usne kaha aur aap dukan chhod kar aa gaye

Narayanrao(haste huye)- kamaal hai na ye ladka bhi, subah itna maar khaya aur ab ye wapis se nayi shararat


Narayanrao ander aakar sofe par baith gaye aur kaushalya wapis se apne kaam me lag gayi....

Ghar me karib karib ghanta bhar kafi shanti thi kaushalya ne Narayanrao ke liye chai banayi aur Narayanrao chai pite huye bole

Narayanrao- subah use mara ti tha par mujhe hi acha nahi lag raha tha, ab wo is umra me shararat nahi karega to kab karega

Narayanrao ki baat sunkar kaushalya ne unki taraf aankhen badi karke dekha par wo apne hi khayalo me bole ja rahe the

Narayanrao-nalayak ek minute shanti se nahi rehta hai par wo na ho na to ye ghar bhi khane ko daudta hai

Kaushalya- ha ha kyu nahi apako kya hai bol ke aap to dukan nikal jate ho sardard to mera hota hai na

Narayanrao ne kaushalya ki baat ka koi jawab nahi diya ab wo bhi jaante the biwi thodi gusse me ho to usse ulajhna nahi chahiye wo haste huye wapis dukan ki or nikal gaye.......



To Be Continued........

Very nice !!

Just started reading this one...

 

[vmvish]

Update 2​

Shaam ko jab hamare Aniket Rane apne dosto ke sath udham macha kar khel kud kar apne ghar laute to unka swagat unki pujya matashri kaushalyadevi ne jhadu se kiya bas fir kya tha bechare aniket ko apni dophar ki maskhari ki saja sham ko maar kha kar chukani padi

Kaushalya aur Narayanrao ke beech ek alikhit karar tha aur wo ye tha ke dono me se koi bhi agar aniket ko daatega ya marega to dusra aniket ko samjhayega aur isike chalet to subah jab narayanrao ne aniket ko mara tha to kaushalya use samjhane ki koshish kar rahi thi par apni ulti khopdi ne kaushalya ko hi gussa dila diya tha aura b uska parinam bhi jhel chukka tha….

Raat ko jan narayanrao dukan se ghar aaye to unhone paya ke unke jo suputra hai wo ek kone me chupchap gumsum baithe huye hai aur kisi soch me dube hai, narayanrao ko samajhte jara bhi der nahi lagi ke ghar me kya hua hoga fir bhi unhone aankh ke ishare se kaushalya ko pucha to unhone bhi apne hath se ishara karke bataya ki unke chiranjiv ke maar khaya hai isiliye chupchap hai ab chuki in dono pati patni ke beech wo alikhit karar tha to narayanrao aniket ke paas jakar baithe aur use samjhane lage

Narayanrao- anu beta tum aise kaam hi kyu karte ho ki tumhe maar mile? Kabhi to ache bacche jaise raha karo, ye sabko is tarah satana achi baat nahi hai bet, hame bhi tumhe daat ke ya maar ke koi khushi thodehi milti hai, tum ye tumhari shararate kab band karoge..

Narayanrao aniket ko samjhato rahe the par anket ka to unki bato ki taraf koi dhyan hi nahi tha, wo to is waqt apni hi soch me tha aur narayanrao bhi samajh gaye ki ise samjhane ka koi fayda hi nahi hai jarur iske dimag me koi kurafati vichar ghum raha hoga aur Narayanrao ka andaja ilkul sahi nikla, kuch samay baad aniket bola

Aniket-papa, ek baat puchu aapse?

Narayanrao-ab agar main mana karunga to puche bagair to rahoge nahi, puch hi lo, ab hamne hi tumhe paida kiya hai to tumhare sawalo ke jawab bhi to ham hi denge na..pucho!

Aniket-papa, aap kabhi hamare padosi desh me gaye the kya?

Narayanrao-ab ye kaisa sawal hai, ye aajkal ke bacche bhi TV dekh ke kuch jyada hi hoshiyar ho gaye hai

Aniket-batao na papa aap kabhi hamare padosi dekh gaye ho kya

Narayanrao-nahi, main kabhi is desh se baahar nahi gaya hu

Aniket(apni maa ki taraf hath se ishara karte huye)- to fir aap ye aatankwadi kaha se laye ho, jab dekho tab mujhe maarti rehti hai….

Aniket ki baat sunkar Narayan ko hase ya roye samajh me nah aa raha tha, hasi to kafi aa rahi thi unhe, aur ye acha hua ki aniket ki ye baat kaushalya ne nahi suni nahi to fir s ek baar aniket ki ache se dhulai ho jati

Aisa nahi tha ke aniket sabko sirf satata hi tha, uski ye sab shararate to bas upper upper se thi par wo apne mata pita se behad prem karta tha, bas fark itna tha ke wo use jata nahi pata tha ya use apna pyaar jatana acha nahi lagta tha, aniket bhele hi maskhari me apne maa baap ko kuch bhi bol le par agar koi dusra aisa bole to ye use bilkul sehan nahi hota tha

Aniket ka ek baalmitra tha, Avinash Kanitkar urf avya, to ek baar hua yuk e avinash ne ek baar majak majak me kaushalya ke bare me bol diya “dekh anya teri buddi aa gayi”

Bas fir kya tha aniket ne ek ghuma ke di avinash ke kaan ke niche aur daat piste huye bola

Aniket-avya harami, ek baat dhyan me rakhiyo, meri maa hai main majak me kuch bhi bolu par mere alawa koi aur bole ye mujhe bilkul sehan nahi hoga, samjha

Ab aniket ne avi ko gariya to diya tha par tha to wo bhi aniket ka hi baalmitra usne bhi ek bharpur mukka aniket ki pith me jad diya

Avi-to sidhe sidhe bol na bhadkhau maarta kyu hai….

Samay apni gati se daud raha tha aur dekhte hi dekhte hamare aniket rane ab dasvi kaksha me pahuch gaye, ab yaha tak pahuchne me aniket ne koi parakram nahi kiya tha, wo kya hai na sarkar ka niyam hai 8vi tak kisi bhi bacche ko fail nahi kia jata aur 9th me school wale waise fail nhi hone dete bas isiliye ye mahashay ab dasvi me the warna apna hero to kabhi 5th bhi paas nahi kar pata,

Dekho aisa nahi hai ke aniket ekdum hi murkh tha, uska swabhavhi aisa tha ke wo kisi chiz ko seriously nahi leta tha, bas haso hasao ye ekmatra kaam tha uska ha par uske majak se kisi ko thes na pahuche is baat ka wo dhyan rakhta tha,

Bhaisab ne pehli baar dasvi ki pariksha di thi aur aaj result ka din tha, aniket ki result dekhne hi himmat hi nahi ho rahi thi isiliye usne result dekhne avinash ko bheja aur khud ghar par ruk gayaaur avinash ko sakht hidayat thi ke sabke saamne result na bataye bas itna dhyan rakhe ke agar ek subject gaya to namaskar bolna hai, do subject gaye to ram ram air teen subject me fail huye to jai shri ram bolna hai, avinash puri baat ache se samajh gaya aur result dekhne chala gaya

Kaushalya ne dekha ki unka ye putraranta to ghar par hi hai, waise unhe aniket ke paas hone ki khas umeed bhi nahi thi unki to bas itni icha thi ke aniket apne pita ka kaam sambhale, narayanrao bhi dophar me khana khane ghar aaye huye the aur aniket avinash ki raah dekh raha tha itne me avinash ander aaya aur ek jordar jaikara lagaya

‘bola pundlik varde hari vitthal shri gyandev tukaram pandharinath maharaj ki jai’

Aniket ne apne sar ko hath laga liya, use samajh me aaya gaya tha ki wo har subject me fail ho gaya hai, fir kya dusri baar koshish ki teesri bar koshish ki par natija wahi, ab padhega to paas hoga na, ek din kaushalya chidh kar boli

Kaushalya-anu sharam nahi aati na tumhe, kitni baar fail hoge, bas karo tumhare bas ka nahi hai ye

Ab aniket ne apni ab tak ki jindagi me kabhi sharam laaj lajja ke bare me socha hi nahi tha jo use is baat ka fark padta, wo natki bhav me bola

Aniket-maa papa, mere guujano se mujhe sikhaya hai ki failure is first step to success apyash ye yash ki pehli payri hai

Narayanrao-ha wo sahi baat hai par tumne us ek payri ki seedhi bana di hai uska kya gadhe

Aniket-papa aap hi bolte ho na 10th education ka base hai to bas main apna base majboot kar raha hu ‘slow education pragati ka lakshan ’

Nayaranrao-nalayak agar tu ek aur baar fail hua na to apni dukan me majdur bana dunga tujhe

Aniket-sach batau papa main na aapki wajah se paas nahi ho raha

Narayanrao-arey waah! Aur wo kaise bête

Aniket-dekho maa papa, main agar paas hua to college jaunga, fir aage naukri ke liye jaunga kisi dusre gaon ya fir main desh ke baahar bhi ja sakta hu, tab aap dono Buddha buddhi ko kaun sambhalega

Aur jaise hi aniket ne buddhi bola kaushalya chidh gayi

Kaushalya-nalayak, halkat, khud se paas nahi hua jar aha hai aur ham dono ko dosh de raha hai tum niklo beta ham sambhal lenge khudko

Aniket-maa challenge mat karo ha

Kaushalya-kiya challenge agar tum hare to tum wo karoge jo ham kahe aur jeete to jo chaho wo milega

Aniket collor tight karte huye bola

Aniket-ab to tum bas dekho maa main kaise paas hota hu fir mast shadi karke tumhare liye bahu launga aur fir tum dono ko char dham yatra pe ravana karunga

Aniket itna bol ke ja hi raha tha ke kaushalya piche se chilayi

Kaushalya-aur agar fail hua to Himalaya pe jane ki tayari rakhna

Narayanrao-ab ye kyat ha, hamare eklaute bacche ko tum Himalaya ke bhejogi

Kaushalya-arey nahi ji main ache se jaanti hu ise ab aap dekhna ye kaise paas hoke dikhata hai

Narayanrao-to fir itne din kiski raah dekh rahi thi 2 saal barbad ho gaye

Kaushalya- har chiz ka sahi samay hota hai

Narayanrao-aur agar hua paas to? Chale char dham yatra pe

Kaushalya-aapko lagta hai wo aisa karega, wo mujhe mere bhai ke yaha nahi jane deta aur yatra pe bhejega, wo batana nahi hai par hamare bagair nahi reh sakta wo aur na ham uske bina

Har maa apne bacche ko barabar pehchanti hai, kaushalya ne aniket ki sahi nas dabayi aur banda ek jhatke main sabhi subjects me paas aur annket paas aur avinash bhi paas…

Jald hi aniket ab college me jane wala tha aur uski jindagi me kuch anokhe badlav kuch anokhe mod aane wale the iski use khabar hi nahi thi….

Mast kahani hai bhai

 

[vmvish]

Update 3​

To, pichle update me hamne padha tha ke kaise apne nautanki baj hero, Aniket ne jaise jaise karke apni maa ke diye challenge ko pura kar liya tha yani wo 10th ke exams paas kar chuka tha aur ab bari thi college me padarpan karne ki, ek nayi duniya dekhne ki ek nayi duniyadari samajhne ki

College jane ke khayal se hi aniket ekdum khush ho gaya tha, itna ke khushi me mare raat bhar use neend hi nahi aayi aur bhaisab subah subah mast naye kapde perfume wagaire lagake badhiya tayar hoke room ke baahar nikle

Baahar narayanrao nashta karte huye baithe the aur itni subah aniket ko is tarah tayar dekh kar unhe fullon ashcharya hua, matlab unke liye to anket ka is tarah subah tayar hona koi chamatkar hi tha, kaushalya kitchen me thi unhone wahi se use awaj lagaya

Narayanrao-arey kaushalya jara khudki se baahar dekhna to suraj kaunsi disha se nikla hai aaj, arey bhai hamare kuldipak aaj is samay pure ready hokar aaye hai, inki jara najar utaro bhai ye drishya roj roj nahi dekhne milenge (fir wo haste huye aniket ki taraf mudkar bole) ha tohamare kul ke chirag aaj subah subah kiski vaat lagane nikle ho

Aniket ke pehle nashta liya aur fir table par baithte huye narayanrao se nola

Aniket-papa, aaj ek baat puri imandari se sach sach batana, main sach me aapka beta hu ya main aaplogo ko mandir ki seedhiyo par mila tha

Aniket ka sawal usi ki tarah tha vichitra, par Narayanrao ko uske aise ajibogarib sawalo aur bato ki adat thi isiliye wo react na karte huye bole

Narayanrao- ab kya kare beta, ye aisa namuna hamare hi naseeb me tha, yakin na ho to hospital ke bills dikha du?

Bas an aniket ki nautanki shuru

Aniket-arey waah ab tak sambhal ke rakhe hai, aap thoda ruko papa, ek baar main kamane lag gaya na to aapki ye sari udhari chukka dunga, par ye bate chhodi aur ye batao ki aapko apne bacche ki koi chunta hai ya nahi, uski padhayi ki koi chinta?

Narayanrao(muskurate huye)- bas samajh gaya main tum kya kehna chahte ho, college kaise jaoge wo batao?

Aniket-kaise matlab, wo hai na aapki khatara..

Narayan-badhiya, bindast leke jao wo gadi mujhe waise bhi ab uski koi jarurat nahi hai

Aniket-hawww, fir aap ka is umra me paidal ghumoge, are aapki ye budhi haddiya is umra me itna kaam nahi sahengi tut jayengi, aapki khatara rehdo mere paas hai meri rampyari uspe chale jaunga main

(Rampyari ye aniket ke cycle ka naam hai)

Narayanrao-nahi nahi koi jarurat nahi maine waise bhi nayi gadi le li hai

Aniket-kya baat kar rahe ho? nayi gadi? Kab li?

Narayanrao-abi kal hi kharidi hai

Aniket-papa aako sharam nahi aayegi, aniket rane jisa handsome cool naujawan aapk khatara pe college jayega aur aap nayi gadi chalaoge, arey log kya kahenge wo dekho itna handsome ladka khatara pe ja raha hai aur uska bapu nayi gadi leke ghum raha hai

Narayanrao-ho gaya, kar li nautanki ye lo ab chabi pakdo apni gadi ki

Narayanrao ne apni jeb se nayi gadi ki chabi nikal ke aniket ke hatho me di aniket ne chabi li aur baahar jakar dekha to uske liye ek nayi splendor khadi thi (dekho waise to yaha moment bullet wala banta tha aur narayanrao bullet aasani se le bhi lete par kya hai na vyapari aadmi hai aur apni santan se bhali bhati parichit bhi to unhone bullet lene ka risk hi nahi liya par apna hero isme bhi khush hai)

Gadi dekhte hi aniket ekdum khush ho gaya aur wapis ander aate huye bola

Aniket-you are great bapu, ye bhi theek hai par aapko meri padhayi ki chinta hai ya nahi?

Narayanrao- anya apne baap ko mat sikha. Tujhe to ye bhi nahi pata hga ki main CKMB college ka ek director hu

Narayanrao ki baat sun kar aniket ko ashcharya hua

Aniket-bapu sach me kya? Par ek batao tum jaise aadmi ko director kisne banaya

Narayanrao-nalayak ek laat marunga na yahi to kamar tut jayegi aise baat karte hai kya apne pita se, aur main apne time me 12th tak padha hu samjha wo to baadme tere dadaji ne mujhe kahi jane nahi diya aur us college ki jamin tere dadaji ne us trust ko di thi isiliye tu wahi admission lega, maine kal hi waha ke principal se baat kar li hai

Aniket-arey gazab! Par bapu ek aur kaam tha

Narayanrao-malum hai, jaha tu jayega teri puch bhi jayegi, avi ke bare me bhi baat kar li hai, jao ab lagao vaat college ki

Aniket-bapu, I love you, aaj to aapko chumne ka man kar raha hai

Narayanrao- aye hatt! Wo adhikar teri maa ke alawa kisi ka nahi hai

Par aniket to anket hai to rukega thode hi usne apne bapu ko gale laga liya aur dono galo pe chum bhi liya

Narayanrao- aye kaushalya, ye tumhara nalayak beta tumhari property ke kabja karna chahta hai

Ab iske aage koi kuch bolta uske pehle hi aniket waha se nikal gaya aur narayanrao aasman ki taraf dekhte huye bole

Narayanrao-hey bhagwan kya hoga is ladke ka

Aniket apni shart jeet gaya tha aur uske badle me mili huyi nayi gadi leke aniket sidha avinash ke paas aaya, avinash uska tab se dost thajab dono ko chaddi pehanna bhi nahi aata tha, ghar ki haalat ekdum garib usme bhi uske pita bachpan me hi gujar gaye the, avi ko uski maa ne hi paal ke bada kiya tha, avi aniket pe jaan chidakta tha aur aniket ne bhi kabhi use bhai se kam nahi mana tha, dono me ladaiya bhi khub hoti thi par dono hi ekdusre ke bagair nahi reh sakte the, is waqt avinash apne ghar ke aangan me pair pasar ke baitha hua tha

Aniket-avya halkat ab tak tayar kyu nahi hua chal apne ko CKMB college jana hai admission lene

Par avinash ke kuch jyada utsah nahi dikhaya

Avinash-nahi yaar CKMB college nahi jhepega meko

Aniket-dekh dera baap upper jane ke pehle paise deke gaya tha meko, ab natak band kar aur chal

Avinash-nahi bhai samajh

Aniket-chal udhar deta hu aisa samajh, aur tu chinta mat kar ha main ek ek paisa wasool karunga aur agar jyada hi jarurat huyi to meri shadi me khana parosne ke liye rakh lunga teko, ab ye Ayesha jhulka jaisa muh band kar aur mast bacchan jaisa tayar ho aur chal, nahi to gand pe laat padegi yaad rakhiyo

Aniket ki baat sun kar avinash uske gale lag gaya

Aniket-abe kya subah subah sasural simar ka dekh ke aaya hai kya? Chal natak band kar aur tayar ho

Avinash 10 minute me tayar hokar baahar aaya aur use dekhte hi aniket ki hasi chhut gayi

Aniket-maine bacchan bola tha tu to johnny lever ban ke aa gaya, chal baith gadi pe

Dono dost college pahuche to waha admission ke liye lambi line lagi huyi thi

Avinash-anya abe kitni lambi line hai, apne ko milega na admission?

Aniket-avya apne baap ka college hai apne ko admission nahi mila to college hi band kar denge BC, tu tension mat le re bindass chal

Avinash-kaha?

Aniket-arey bapu ne principal se baat kar li hai, unko malum hai ham aane wale hai

Dono bagair admission ki line me lage aage jane lage, aniket aage ja hi raha tha ke koi unke beech ke rakte me khada tha, aniket ne use kandhe se pakad ke side hataya aur chalet huye bola

Aniket-aye chal na baju hat

Wo aage badha hi tha ke piche se ek awaj aaya

“ouch! Aye andhe ho kya, aankhen fut gayi hai kya?”

Awaj sunte hi aniket ruk gaya, avinash ne bhi wo awaj sun liya tha, dono ne piche palatkar dekha to pehle to unki aankhen ashcharya se badi ho gayi fir dono ne ekdusre ki taraf dekha aur jor jor se hasne lage…….



To Be Continued……

Adirshi Bhai,

Kya mast lkhte ho aap !

Ye story toh ek-ke-bad-ek, index se updates khol-khol ke padh raha hu.

Khub mazza a raha hai...

Thanks !!

 

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Update 4
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Aniket ne use kandhe se pakad ke side hataya aur chalet huye bola

Aniket-aye chal na baju hat

Wo aage badha hi tha ke piche se ek awaj aaya

“ouch! Aye andhe ho kya, aankhen fut gayi hai kya?”

Awaj sunte hi aniket ruk gaya, avinash ne bhi wo awaj sun liya tha, dono ne piche palatkar dekha to pehle to unki aankhen ashcharya se badi ho gayi fir dono ne ekdusre ki taraf dekha aur jor jor se hasne lage…….

“hasne jaisa kya hua hai abhi yaha ”

Aniket- o hamper gussa nahi hone ka, hamari koi galti nahi hai hamne to tumhe ladka samjha tha ab tum ladki ho isme ham kya kare

Aniket aura vi fir jor jor se hasne lage jisse wo ladki aur bhi jyada chidh gayi

Ladki- tabhi to maine kaha na ki aankhen fut gayi hai kya tumhari?

Aniket(hasi control karte hue)- dekho main manta hu ke tum jo keh rahi ho sahi hai par mujhe ab bhi tumse koi ladki wahi feeling nahi aa rahi hai, kabhi dekha hai apne aap ko aaine me?

Aniket ki baat bhi sahi thi waise, pairo me woodland ke jute, jeans uspar tshirt aur jacket aur ye sab kam tha to hairstyle puri boycut, us ladki ko piche se dekhkar koi nahi keh sakta tha ke wo ladki hai, usme uska swabhav bhi pura ladko jaisa, bolna kisi ‘bhai’ jaisa aur gussa to mano uski naak pe baitha hua tha, wo ladki gusse me hi boli

Ladki-ab samajh gaye na chalo ab niklo idharse

Aniket(hath jodte hue)- mujhse galti ho gayi deviji I am sorry, ab khush, avya bsdk tub hi bol sorry

Fir avinash ne bhi kisi agyadhari balak jaise dono hath jod ke us ladki ko sorry bola aur wo dono waha se jane lage fir bhi unhe us ladki ki piche se awaj sunai di

Ladki-sale lafange !

Ab us ladki ke muh se apne aur aniket ke liye lafanga shabh sunkar apne avinash bhai bhadak gaye na par aniket se use sambhal liya aur wo dono principal ke cabin me pahuche, principal saahab abhi aaye nahi the wo aniket aur avinash unka intajar karte huye baahar hi ruk gaye, avinash ab bhi gusse me tha

Avinash-uski maa ki….BC usko sorry bola fir bhi lafange bol ke gayi yaar apne ko

Aniket-avya tu jab bhi bolta hai na nuksan ka hi bolta hai

Avinash ko kuch samajh nahi aaya ke aniket kis bare me bol raha hai

Avinash-ab isme kya nuksan ho gaya tera

Aniket- samjhata hu, dekh, mera bapu jo hai na wo ek number ka vyapari aadmi hai

Avinash-ab isme kaka kaha se aa gaye beech me

Aniket-bsdk chalti train me mat ghus aur jo bol raha hu sun beech me mat bol, ab sun, mere bapu ne meko ek baat sikhayi hai, hamara jo mood hota hai na wo lakh rupaye ka hota hai fir ye hamne decide karna hota hai ki hamare sath jo ghatna huyi hai wo hamara mood kharab karne layak hai ya nahi, agar hai to bindass apna mood kharab karne ka aur bhid jane ka samne wale se par agar wo baat faltu hai to ham apna lakh rupaye ka mood kyu kharab kare? Aur chutiye apan ne dekhna chahiye tha wo ladki hai apan log to sidhe nikal gaye the to galti to apni thin a ab jab gutter me mu dala ho hai to sun le na yaar aur waise bhi kya galat boli wo apne se bade lafenge is college me dhundh ke bhi nahi milenge

Avinash(hath jod ke)- baba aniket tum dhanya ho

Aniket-isiliye hajar baar bola hai teko mere sath rehte huye ache se raha kar log tere sath meko bhi lafanga samajh lete hai

Aniket ki baat sun ke avi ne mast ek mukka uski pith me jad diya

Avinash-bsdk!

Itne me principal saahab aa gaye aur dono principal se ekdum sajjan balak banke mile aur dono ka college me admission final ho gaya, ab us bechare principal ko thodehi pata tha ke jin sajjan baccho ko unhone admission diya hai wo pipal ke ped ke bhoot hai, khair chalta hai galtoya to sabse hoti hai principal se bhi ho gayi

Dekhte dekhte college bhi shuru ho gaya aur sath hi shuru hua avi ka aniket ke kaan pakana

Avinash-anya college me naye log milenge be, apne se dosti jamegi na unki?

Par aniket ekdum relax tha

Aniket-dosti na jamne me kya hai, apna funda clear hai bhidu ya to unhe apne rang me rang lene ka ya khud unke rang me rang jane ka

Dono class me pahuche, avinash vyarth hi chinta kar raha tha, aniket character hi aisa tha ke usko bahut se log jaante the, class me bhi kayi aise log the jo aniket ko jaante the aur unme se kaiyo ko aniket bhi jaanta tha, aur jis ladki se wo log us din takraye the wo bhi usi class me thi aur us ladki ne in dono ko dekhte hi apna cehra dusri taraf ghuma liya, ye baat avinash ke dhyan me aa gayi par apna hero ko apni hi masti me tha isiliye use to is baat ka pata bhi nahi chala

College ka pehla lecture shuru hua, ab pehla lecture tha sab shant baithe huye the aur isme apna hero bhi apvad nahi tha wo bhi shant baitha hua tha fir introduction ka daur chala aur lecture khatam hua

Ab apne hero ko itna samay shant baitha jamne wala tha kya, aap log batao? Ye to uske character me hi nahi tha jaise hi lecture khatam hua aur teacher baahar gaye aniket bol pada

Aniket-avya chal

Aur avinash bhi bagair kuch puche aniket ke piche ho liya

Avinash-abe par jana kaha hai? Abhi to pehla hi lecture hua hai

Aniket-abe yede pata nahi kya mahadev ke darshan karne se pehle nandi ke darshan karne padte the nahi to mahadev ke darshan adhure mane jate hai ab chal

Avinash-bhai tu theek hai na, ab kya mandir chalna hai kya apne ko? Aisa mat kar bhai tujhe mandir me dekh ke bhagwan bhi bhag jayenge waha se

Aniket-abe kam dimag, tere baap ne tera naam hi galat rakha hai, avinash battry rakhna tha jyada sense banta , upper wala akal baat raha tha tab hagne gaya tha kya

Avinash-na be tere sath ghum raha tha, ab jara samjhe aise bata, chutiya hamehsa ghuma ke baat karta hai

Aniket-arey avya tujhe pata hai, student college me admission lete hai ye multah ek andhashraddha hai, asal me admission canteen me liya jata hai re, college ka asli maja canteen me aata hai aur asal namune wahi paye jate hai samjha battry

Avinash-ha ha wo sab theek hai waise bhi bhuk lag reli hai apun ko chalo canteen me

Aur fir dono us jagah pahuche jaha college ke sabhi dham ek hote hai, college canteen me

Waha bhi aniket ke kuch pehchanwale the hi bas fr kyat ha dhingana chalu

Dekhte dekhte ek hafta beet chuka tha college shuru huye, wo ladki ab bhi jab aniket ko dekhti to gusse se hi dekhti thi par aniket ko use koi fark hi nahi padta tha sab ekdum mast chal raha tha tabhi ek din ek ladke ne ek ladki ko dekh k eek abharda tipanni paas kar di aur aniket wahi usi ladke ke piche tha usne wo sun li aur us ladke ko roka

Aniket-bhai teri behan kaunse school me hai re

Ladka-tu kaun be ye puchne wala?

Aniket-tera baap!

Aur ekdum ‘tadak!’

Aniket ne us ladke ke kaan ke niche ek jordar thappad jad diya tha aur wo kuch samajh ya kar pata isse pehle hi uski gardan pakad ke bola

Aniket- bsdk baap ka college hai mere dobara aisi neech harkar karte huye dikha na to gand pe aisi laat marunga ke dobara jindagi me kabhi pant nahi pehan payega

Par isme bhi avinash beech pe bol pada

Avinash-abe pant ka kya logic hai isme ?

Aniket-iski gand pe laat maar ke isi dono tange tod dunga to ye pant kaise pehnega be?

Itne me wo ladka aniket ko maarne ke liye aage badha aur niket aur avinash ne pure college ke saamne use jam ke pel diya

College shuru huye ek hi hafta hua tha aur aniket aur avinash dono principal ke cabin me the, aniket ne jab jhagde ka kaaran abataya to principal ko bhi unhe saja dena uchit nahi laga to unhone aainda aisa ka karne ka kehkar unhe chhod diya

Dono principal ke office se baahar aaye to saamne wo ladki thi, wo sidha aniket ke saamne aayi aur kamar pe hath rakh ke rasta rok ke khadi ho gayi, usko aise dekh ke apne dono punter bhi ruk gaye aniket kuch kehta isse pehle hi us ladki ne bolna shuru kiya

Ladki-main thi waha jab wo lafda hua, tune kya solid rakh ke di yaar us ladke ko, main tabhi samajh gayi thi ke tumhe pehchanne me galti ho gayi hai

Aniket ko kuch sujh hi nahi raha tha ke iskar pkya bole tabhi wo ladki hath aage karte huye boli

Ladki- hi main Komal, friends?

Aniket(komal se hath milate huye)- sure par main tumhe bata du ke mere dost hamesha kehte hai mujhse dosti karne se behtar hai kisi Bandar ko paal lena, dosti karne se pehle soch lo..

Komal-aajtak mujhe koi meri takkar ka mila nahi hai isiliye koi dost bhi nahi par par tum bhi meri dosti halke me mat lena

Aniket-theek hai komal, apni dosti pakki, kal milte hai..

Itna bol ke wo dono waha se chale gaye…….



To Be Continued….

Ladki khud se samne aa ke dosti kar rahi hai... Nice !!

 

[vmvish]

Update 5​

Komal Patil, Maharashtra kesri pailwaan sayajirao patil ki kanya, komal jab paida huyi thi tab dikhne me kapas ki tarah gori aur najuk thi, uski maa ki jid ke chalet uska naam komal rakha gaya, par potti maa ki najar bacha kar apne baap par hi gayi, komal to sayajirao patil ki jaan thi, apne baap ke alawa kisi ke baap se na darne wali ladki, uska sirf naam hi komal thabaki ladki full rowdy thi, aaj tak na jane kitne hi ladko ko usne patak patak ke mara tha, aur uske isi rowdy swabhav aur dehshat ki wajah se uske aaspaas koi fatakta nahi tha, ladke to ladke ladkiya bhi usse dur bhagti thi par komal ko isse jyada fark nahi padta thaw o to apni hi masti me magan rehti thi…

Us din aniket ke sath pehli mulakat me use aniket par kafi gussa aaya tha, aniket ne jaldi se sorry bol diya isiliye us din is mahamaya se bach gaya tha par baad me komal ke samajh me aaya ke wo jaisa soch rahi thi aniket waisa ladka nahi tha, wo to ladkiyo ki ijjat karne walo me se tha, us din komal ke dhyan me aaya tha ke admission wale din aniket se jo use dhakka laga thaw o galti se laga tha aur iske piche aniket ka koi galat intesion nahi tha, wo to pehle din se aniket ka tiraskar kar rahi thi par aniket ne ek baar bhi uski taraf palatkar nahi dekha tha, aura b komal ke dhyan me aa gaya tha ke aniket hi hai wo uske takkar ka hai

Agle din jab komal college me pahuchi to aniket class me nahi tha aur komal bhi sanmajh gayi ke ye namuna canteen me hi milega aur aniket wahi tha bhi , komal bindass jakar aniket ke table par uske saamne wali khurchi par baith gayi

Komal-anya abhi to class me dikha kar, padhna vadhva nahi hai kya

Komal ne ekdum bindass tone me kaha jise sun kar aniket aur avinash thode shock huye aur ek dusre ko dekhne lage tab komal ne wapis kaha

Komal-kya hua? Bhul gaye? Kal hi to dosti huyi na apni, main komal

Tab aniket ne kaha

Aniket-nahi wo sahi hai sab yaad hai mujhe, aur batao kammo kya chal raha teri jindagi me?

Ab komal thoda shock huyi ke ye bande ne use direct kammo bola

Komal-kya bola?

Aniket- arey main aise hi bolta hu, komal avinash aise awaj dene se lagta hai kisi apne se nahi dur wale insaan se baat kar rahe ho, ab dekho ye mera langoti yaar par isse pucho aaj tak maine ise kabhi ‘avinash’ aisa bol ke awaj diya ho to?

Ab dono avi ki taraf dekhne lage aur avi bhi kuch sochte huye bola

Avinash-ek baar tune aise awaj to diya hai

Aniket-abe kab?

Avinash(haste huye)- abe yede abi abi

Avinash hi baat pe teeno kho kho kar ke hasne lage aur usne aise ichitra hasne se pure canteen ke log unhe dekh rahe the par in teeno ko koi fark hi nahi pad raha thaw o apni hi masti me the aur us din se aniket komal ko kammo hi kehta tha, teeno class me aaye, unke liye last bench reserve rehta tha, pura din teeno sath me rehte the, aniket aur komal ko to ekdusre ko chidhane ke alawa koi kaam hi nahi tha aur avi uske sath reh ke pure maje leta tha unke jhagde ke ha par agar koi aur inke beech me bol de to wo to giyo samajh jao

Ek baar komal ko uske class me ki ek dost ne kammo bol ke awaj de diya, bas wahi baat bigad gayi aur madam bhadak gayi aur us ladki se boli

Komal-oye chimkandi! Kammo kisko boli be, dobara mujhe kammo bola na to baal noch lungi tere

Komal ka ye avtar us ladki ke liye naya thaw o to bechari komal ke in madhur shabdo ko sun kar rone lagi par komal ko isse kaha kuch fark padta ha agar uski jagah koi ladka hota to….. khair

Komal-oye second hand nirupa roy ye rone dhone ka natak dusri taraf samjhi #nomelodrama ab chatko idhar se

Wo bechari ladki waha se chali gayi aur utne me waha aniket ki entry huyi

Aniket-kya hua kammo subah subah karele ka juice pi liya kya?

Komal(gusse se aniket ko dekhte huye)- anya gussa dilane ke kaam mat kar faltu me ulte hath hi pad gayi to daat waat gir jayenge tere

Aniket-arey shant gadadhari bheem chal teko thanda cold drink pitala hu

Itne me professor class me aa gaye aur inlogo ko class se baahar jate dekh pucha

Professor- o kidhar chale?

Aniket ne bhi twarit jawab diya

Aniket-sir dadi off ho gayi hai sir bas udhar hi jar aha hu

Professor-Mr. Aniket Rane main tumhare pure khandan ko pehchanta hu samjhe tumhari dadi ko upper gaye kai saal ho gaye hai, mujhe mat sikhao

Aniket-arey sir baat to suno aap, meri nahi is bechari ki dadi (komal ki taraf ishara karte huye)

Komal se bhi dukhi chehra banaya aur teeno class se satak gaye aur unko jata dekh professor bhi man hi man bole “ye kabhi nahi sudhar sakte”

Teeno canteen me jakar baithe aur baithte huye komal ne ek mukka aniket ke pet me jad diya

Komal-nalayak meri dadi ko maarne pe kyu tula hai

Aniket-wo chhod kammo mera mudda abhi dusra hai, meko to tere ladki hone pe doubt hai yaar, kya hath hai tera, antadiya maggi jaisi jama ho gayi lagta ander

Komal(haste huye)- kya ladkiyo jaise rote ho re

Aniket(avi se)- avya teko ek baat malum hai kya, iske baap ko ladki chahiye thi aur maa ko ladka, dono ne mil ke uperwale ke itna pressure dala, itna pressure dala ke wo bhi pareshan ho gaya aur dono ki mange ek hi baar me puri kar di

Avinash samajh gaya tha ke aniket kya bolna chahta hai pa fie bhi bola

Avinash-bhai par ye to ladki hai

Aniket-galat femi hai re teri ye ladki ki khal me ladka hai re

Dono ekdusre ko tali dete huye hasne lage aura b komal ka para aur bhi garam aur wo avinash se boli

Komal-avi, tune kabhi socha hai tu bina daato ka kaise dikhega?

Avinash sambhal gaya aur aniket se bola

Avinash-anya pailwan ka mood kharab hai bhai sambhal ke!

Komal-avya jyada bola to tere 64 daat yahi girenge abhi

Ab is baat pe aniket ka bolna to banta than a

Aniket- 64 nahi kammo insaan ke 32 daat hote hai

Komal-mujhe pata that u beech me bolega hi isliye 32 tere bhi gine hai, bol girau

Aniket- o sitaram kaka(canteen owner) jaldi ek chilled colddrink do hamara pailwan jyada garam hai aaj

Dekhte dekhte kuch aur din bite, pure college me ab aisi afwah thi ke komal aur aniket lovebirds hai, dono dinbhar sath hi ghumte the aur jis hisab se indian mentality kaam karti hai koi bhi yahi sochta ke komal aur aniket ke beech kuch chal raha hai, aur yahi afwah ekdin komal ke kano par padi aur wo aniket ko dhundhne lagi aur akhir aniket use mila library me, komal dandanate huye library me ghusi aur boli

Komal-anya mujhe important baat karni hai

Komal ka awaj kafi jor se tha to librarian ne unki taraf dekh kar “shhhhh” karne komal ko chup rehne ka ishara kiya par madam uspe bhi bhadak gayi

Komal-yaha padhke koi PM nahi banne wala jo aap chup kara rahe ho ruko yaha important baat chal rahi hai (aniket ki taraf mud ke) anya akkhe college ko lagta hai tere aur mere beech kuch chal raha hai, jo bhi hai wo abhi clear karo

Komal ki baat sunkar aniket full serious ho gaya aur uska aisa serious chehra dekh kar komal ko tension aa raha tha kyuki usne aniket ko itna serious kabhi nahi dekha tha aur sirf usne hi nahi avi ne bhi aniket ko kabhi itna serious nahi dekha tha, sab aniket ki taraf dekh rahe the ki wo ab kya bolega aur aniket se komal ka hath pakda aur use library ke baahar le aaya…….



To Be Continued…..

Mast !!

 

[vmvish]

Update 6​

Komal ki baat sunkar aniket full serious ho gaya aur uska aisa serious chehra dekh kar komal ko tension aa raha tha kyuki usne aniket ko itna serious kabhi nahi dekha tha aur sirf usne hi nahi avi ne bhi aniket ko kabhi itna serious nahi dekha tha,

Komal-anya sare college ko lagta hai mere aur tumhare beech kuch chal raha hai, agar aisa hai to mujhe job hi hai sach sach batao aur abhi ke abhi batao

Komal serious thi is mudde me aniket ke chehre se bhi pata chal raha tha ke wo majak ke mood me nahi hai, aniket komal ko library ke baahar le aaya tha aura b wo komal aur avinash ek side khade hokar baat kar rahe the

Aniket-kammo pehle shant ho jao aur puri baat batao, kya hua hai?

Komal- tumhara shant gaya gaddhe me mujhe mere sawaal ka jawab chahiye faltu ki jhanjhat nahi

Par aniket ab bhi use samjha raha tha

Aniket-kammo itna gussa mat kar apan is bare ne baad me shanti se baat karte hai na

Komal-anya baad me nahi ha jo kuch bhi bolna hai job hi baat hai abhi hogi

Aniket ka chehra kamal ka serious tha aur aakhir me usne komal ka hath pakda aur bolna shuru kiya

Aniket-hmm, ab jab baat nikal hi gayi hai to main batata hu par usse pehle promise karo ki isse hamari dosti me koi fark nahi padega

Komal-anya ab agar tumne faltu ka ek bhi shabd bola na to main bata rahi hu tum sidhe hospital me miloge

Aniket ne ekdum shanti se komal ka hath pakda hua tha aur uske aankhon me dekhte huye aniket bola

Aniket-kammo, agar is duniya ki sari ladkiya mar gayi ho aur tum akeli bachi ho to..

Aniket ne ek lamba pause liya jisse komal ki bhi bechaini badhne lagi

Komal-to kya?

Aniket ab komal se thoda dur sarka aur fir bola

Aniket- agar is duniya ki sari ladkiya mar gayi ho aur tum akeli ladki bachi ho to…to main atmahatya kar lunga par tumse shadi nahi karunga

Aur boooom….apni baat bol ke komal ke kuch bolne ya samajhne se pehle hi aniket waha se haste huye bhag liya

Komal-iski to anya ruk abhi batati hu tujhe

Aur komal bhi aniket ke piche bhagi use pakadne ke liye par aniket kuch komal ke hath laga nahi, thoda samay bhag ke komal thak gayi aur wahi haafte huye chilla ke aniket se boli

Komal-bhag bhag ke kitna bhagoge kabhi to pakad me aaoge hi, fir dekhna agar maine tumhari haddiya nahi todi na to mera naam bhi komal nahi

Aur fir komal piche jakar ek bench par baith gayi aur abhi thoda hi samay beeta tha ke aniket ne aakar use piche se pakka pakad liya taki ye mahamaya uspe hamla na kar sakte (safety first you know )

Komal-anya chhod, chhod mujhe aaj to tu gaya

Aniket-arey yaar sorry na yaar kammo par main kya karu, tu kahi se bhi kisi se bhi kuch bhi sun ke aati hai aur mera dimag khati hai, abhi jab tak tu maaf nahi karegi main nahi chhodne wala

Komal ne apne aap ko aniket se chhudane ki kafi koshish ki par sab vifal raha, aniket ki pakad majboot thi jiske aage komal ki ek na chali aur wo thak gayi

Komal- jao kiya maaf ab chhodo

Aniket-na aise nahi pehle apne baap ki kasam kha ki maregi nahi fir chhodunga

Komal-theek hai mere baap I unke baap ki kasam khati hu ke nahi marungi, ab chhod

Ab aniket ke komal kok chhod diya aur uske bagal me aake baith gaya aur dono apni hi is uljulool harkat pe hasne lage

Komal-sala halkat nautanki

Aniket-sorry kammo par tu bhi kya yaar ye ulti seedhi bate sunti rehti hai

Komal-its ok

(ab aaplog batao yaha baat clear ho gayi majak karke ho gaya ab koi aadmi hame maarne ke liye hamare piche bhage aur bagair mare maaf kar de to aap uski dobara unglli karoge kya, nahi na par apne aniket babu aise nahi hai padho aage)

Aniket-kammo tu na sach me bahut achi hai re par main mar jaunga par ter se shadi nahi karunga

Komal-ab tu marega beta ek baar maaf kar diya dobara wahi baat boli na ab tu gaya

Aniket to apni baat bolke waha se bhag liya tha aur komal ke paas se jate huye ek ladke ke hath se hockey stick chini aur aniket ke piche bhagi aur isi ke sath hockey stick ka jordar prahar aniket ke pichwade pe hua ‘ui maa’ karte huye aniket pure college me apna pichwada bachate huye daud raha tha aur usi ke piche komal daud rahi thi, ab in dono ko pura college pehchanta tha isiliye koi inke beech me nahi aaya wahi apne avi babu mast canteen pe chai pite huye show ka maja le rahe the

Iske baad aniket do din tak college ki aur nahi gaya aura b aniket nahi to avinash bhi nahi avi bhi college nahi gaya waise iska ek kaaran aur bhi tha, aniket se chacha ka ladka yash aaya hua tha aur pura time aniket aur avinash yash ke sath hi the (waise ye yash important character hai ye yaad rakhna story end hone ke baad viva lunga )

Yash kal raat wapis chala gaya tha raat ko uske sath der tak ghumne ke baad naiket subah der tak sota raha itne me use apni maa kaushalya ka awaj aaya

Kaushalya-aniket utho dekho ghadi me kitne baj rahe hai

Aniket ne baat ko unsuna karne huye karwat badly aur chader tan ke wapis so gaya

Kaushalya-aniket tumse milne koi aaya hai utho

Aniket(chidh kar)- usko bolo mar gaya hu main aur sone do

Uske baad kuch samay shanti me bita aur fir aniket ke kano me ek awaj gunji

“anya abi uthega ya laat maar ke uthau”

Ye awaj komal ka tha aur komal ka awaj sunte hi aniket ne chader se mu nikal ke dekha

Aniket-kammo, iski ma aka , tu yaha kya kar rahi hai be, akkal wakkal hai teko sidhe ghar aa gayi be aur maa ne dekha kya teko

Komal-arey Mr. Nautanki unse mile bagair main yaha tak kaise aaungi na

Komal ki bat sun ke aniket se bed pe pade pade hi sar pe hath maar liya

Aniket-lag gayi vaat, mata denger hai yaar meri

Komal-kuch bhi mat bol ha kaku to sweet hai yaar aur tere don bhi ache hai

Aniket- kya bapu se bhi mil li tu, arey deva!

Komal-pehle uth tu

Aniket-nahi tu baahar ja pehle

Komal-tu wapis so jayega

Aniket-abe nahi sounga mere pure khandan ki need ud gayi hai yaha tu ja baahar ja

Komal-arey tum chader se baahar nikal pehle

Aniket-bilkul nahi pehle baahar ja tu

Komal-anya kya tarika hai ye meko bhaga raha hai tu

Aur komal ne ekdum se chader khich li, ab apna hero baniyan aur shorts me so raha to aur komal ke samne is halat me aane se bhai k ki najro me bhai ki ijjat khatre me aa gayi na wo kaise filmo me heroine sadi ka pallu sakarne ke baad apne hath chati pe rah leti hai aniket ne bhi waise hi kiya

Aniket-kammo besharam ladki sharam nahi aati teko

Komal-isme kya sharmana hai, shorts aur baniyan pehni hai na tune fir jyada nakhre kyu kar raha hai aur bhul gaya mere bapu pehalwan hai aur pehalwan single piece me rehte hai

Aniket-nirlajja ladki tu baahar ja pehle baad me gyan diyo

Aur komal ko baahar jane ka bolke bhai khud hi bathroom me ghus gaya

Aniket tayar hokar baahar aaya to komal baahar uske maa baap ke sath baate kar rahi thi, aniket maa se bola

Aniket-maa late ho gaya hai main canteen me hi kha lunga kuch chalo komal madam

Aniket jakar apni gadi nikalne laga tab komal boli

Komal-kyu meri gadi pe baithne me sharam aati hai?

Kaushalya ye sab kitchen se dekh rahi thi aur muskura rahi thi

Aniket-theek hai la de chabi

Komal-kyu mere piche baithne se ijjat kam ho jayegi?

Aniket-abey yaar subah subah krele ka juice piker aayi hai kya chal

Aniket kurkur karte huye komal ke piche gadi pe baith gaya aur dono college ke liye nikal gaye

Wahi kaushalya ko apni hasi hi control nahi ho rahi thi aniket ki halat dekh kar, unhe to bas filhaal isi chiz ki khushi ho rahi thi ke koi to hai jo unke chiranjiv ki bolti band kar sakta hai

Behtareen... kya nok-jhok hai...

 

[vmvish]

Update 7​

Aniket aur komal dono college ke liye nikal gaye the

Aniket-teko kuch samajh hai, akkal hai tere main, tu ghar pea a gayi be direct aur maa ne kuch nahi bola teko

Komal-faltu ki badbad kara lo bas, teri mummy sweet hai re, tere jaisa rakshas kaise unke naseeb main aa gaya yahi samajhnahi aata

Aniket-sweet? Beta meri mata ek baar bhadak gayi na sari sweetness nikal jayegi, jaan de chhod meri dost hai aisa hi bataya na?

Komal-maine na unko bola ki unki hone wali bahu apne pati parmeshwar se milne aayi hai to mujhe milne diya jaye

Aniket-thobda dekha hai kabhi apna aaine me aai badi bahu banne wali

Dono college me pahuche ab class me baithne ka mood to nahi tha (waise bhi hota kab hai inka classes karne ka mood padhai karna to inko sabse jyada pasand hi na ) dono canteen me pahuche

Komal-anya to ab ye to decided hai ki tu merese shadi nahi karega to ab mujhe bata ki teko kaisi ladki pasand hai

Komal ki baat sunkar aniket babu khayalo ki duniya me pahuch gaye aur komal ne unhe wapis dharti pe laya

Komal-ab agar koi ghatiya picture ka dialogue mara to kaan ke niche khane tayar rehna

Aniket-aye chup! Ladki aisi ho jise dekhte hi kano me ghanti bajni chahiye

Komal-gajab, to pujari ki ladki pata lene ka fir uska baap dinbhar kaan me ghanti bajata raega

Aniket ne pehle to komal ko gusse se dekha aur fir apna mood badalte huye bola

Aniket-ye pyaar ishq mohabbat ki bate hai kammo rani tum nahi samjhogi

Komal-aur mujhe samajhna bhi nahi hai, thanki you, faltu me babu shona baccha baby karte huye apni raat kaun kali karega, maine dekha hai ladkiyo ko 22-23 saal se ghodo ko mera sonu pillu baby bolte huye, kasam se aisa thappad maarne ka man karta hai na nibba ninni sale

Aniket-kammo ye sab ladkiyo ki bate hai re teko nahi samjhengi

Komal-ha to na samjhe tu ye bata apne college me hai kya koi aisi ghanti wali

Aniket-nahi na yaar, agar hoti to tu ab tak meri shadi me naach chuki hoti

Komal-hogi bhi par tumhe tumhari harkato se fursat milegi tab dhyan doge na?

Aniket- chal ke dekha jaye kya? Ek chakker senior ke class ki taraf bhi daal lenge

Komal-apne se badi ladki chalegi?

Aniket-usme kya hai, sachin Tendulkar ne bhi apne se badi ladki se shadi ki hai

Komal-anya ab teri barabari sachin the great Tendulkar se hogi shakal dekhi hai apni kabhi tune kaha sachin legend kaha tu jhand haadd comparison karne me bhi sharam aa rahi hai

Aniket-shabass! Tere jaise dost agar ho to dushman ki jarurat hi nahi hai main waise hi barbad ho jaunga

Komal-ha chal cha lab jyada nautanki mat kar, tere jaise kaiyo patak ke mara hai

Aniket-kammo tune sach me ladko ko mara hai ya bas hamper dhaus jamati rehti hai

Komal-dikhau maar ke

Aniket-nahi! Us din ki hockey stick hai dhyan me

Komal-anya ek idea hai, abhi mid break hoga apan kya karte hai sedhiyo ke paas jakar khade ho jate hai jaha se sab niche aayenge aur mast ladkiyo ko line marenge

Aniket-kammo main tujhe kya samajhta tha aur tu kya nikli, tu to ek number ki mawali nikli re

Komal-chal chal nautanki baad me karna

Dono canteen se baahar nikle aur decide ki huyi jagah par jakar khade huye, jaise hi break ki bell baji waise sabhi students class se baahar nikalne lage aur itne me avinash bhi waha pahuch gaya

Avinash-anya yaha kya kar raha bhai

Ab aniket to ladkiyo ko dekhne me busy tha to komal ne jawab diya

Komal-ladkiyo pe line maarne aaya hai

Ab avinash ke liye ye naya tha kyuki aniket ne aajtak aisa kabhi nahi kiyia tha ha par ye baat bhi satya thi ke wo kab kya karega iska koi andaja nahi laga sakta tha

Avinash-ye kya nawa chutiyap hai, anya ye komal ke chakker me mat pad tu lagta hai kaka ko batana padega ye komal bigad rahi hai tujhe

Komal-avya kya bola dobara bolna

Komal ne jaise hi avi ko gusse se dekha to avi samajh gaya ki use bhi maar pad sakti hai aur is maamle me to aniket bachane bhi nahi ayega isiliye baat sambhalte huye bola

Avinash-hehe ab main maskhari bhi nahi kar sakta kya

Komal-hmm good boy

Fir komal avinash ke paas sarki aur dheere se usme avinash ke kaan me kuch bola aura b avinash bhi unme shamil ho gaya, wahi aniket aane jane wali har ladki ko dekh raha tha aur aakhir kaar komal boli

Komal-ani ek bhi ladki pasand nahi aayi kya

Aniket-nahi na yaar

Komal-mujhe to tumhari chinta hone lagi hai ab, suna tha bhagwan ne sabse liye Jodi banayi hoti hai par tumhari lagta hai bhrun hatya me maar to nahi gayi na ( well yaha ye line as a joke likhi gayi hai par this is not a joke ‘SAVE THE GIRL CHILD’ beti bachao beti padhao aur ab aage padho)

Par aniket ne komal ki baat ko ansuna kar diya aura b tak lagbhag sbahi ladkiya class se baahar aa chuki thi aura b aakhri do ladkiya class se baahar aayi aur unlogo se thoda aage badhi to komal ne avinash ko kuch ishara kiya aur usne apne hath ki do ungliya muh me daalte huye ek sansanit siti bajayi aur komal ne paas se ek kankar utha kar ek ladki ki pith pe mara

Abhi abhi kya hua ye aniket ke kuch samajh hi nahi aaya wo bas wahi khade khade dekhta raha aur jis ladki ko kankar laga tha wo mud kar in logo ke paas aayi aur gusse me pucha

Ladki-kisne kiya ye ?

Aur avinash aur komal ne bagair ek pal ki raah dekhe aniket ki or ishara kar diya

“murkh,nalayak, halkat, besharam, kutta”

Aisi galiya dete huye aniket ke kuch bolne se pehle hi

‘chataak!’

Aniket ke kaan ke niche laga ke wo ladki pair patakte huye waha se nikal gayi

Aniket ko to din me tare najar aa gaye the aur wo bechara apna gaal sehlate huye piche muda to ye dono rakshas avnash aur komal use thappad khata dekh jor jor se has rahe the

Avinash- sale ye komal ne teko chane ke jhad pe chadhaya aur tu chad bhi gaya ab kha thappad, usdin ka pura badla nikala hai isne

Aniket-harami kammo, khali fokat ijjat duba di yaar tune ab nahi bachegi tu

Aniket ne komal ka hath pakad ke pith ki taraf mod diya

Komal-sorry sorry sorry anya sorry yaar aur chinta mat kar meri pehchan wali hai wo usko bata dungi ham majak kar rahe the hath chhod yaar

Aniket ne hath chhod diya aur bola

Aniet-iski saja milegi barabar milegi

Komal-ham bhi saja ke liye tayar hai jani

Aniket-gazab mere sath reh reh ke tu bhi nautanki sikh gayi kammo to chalo ab tumhari punishment hai ke aaj tum the great aniket ko idli wada khilaogi aur bsdk avya tu, tu bahut siti baja raha tha ab teko aisa bajaunga ki siti bajana bhul jayega

Avinash-ha chal chal ala motha shahana

Aur teeno nashta karne nikal gaye……

So funny bhai...